Real Georgia Hours - Empire Total War

[@Koifish]

*GEORGI 11 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION* Hello HELLO! Make sure to SLAP that like button so that we can reach the like goal of 5000 likes! WORLD WAR UNO in EMPIRE TOTAL WAR! Also, It's a proven fact that people who are Subscribed to Koifish enjoy a longer and happier life! You should try it!

[@phil385]

haha very funny swede man

[@grzegorzfloryda2309]

KOIFISH try to play Poland After 2 partitions on the highest difficulty, you certainly can not do this

[@davidrocha4379]

what mods are you using ?

[@radec5437]

Koifish why at 14.42 there Is the ITALIAN ANTHEM? XD

[@ryukuh]

More and more morr mor rmore

[@ChristopherSajdak]

Total war Georgia: 1. Speaks in Russian 2. Ministers all have Greek names 3. Wear Western style wigs and clothes 4. Winged hussars A true masterpiece of historical scholarship.

[@kebabmanthekebab-giver9610]

Don’t forget Turkish minister titles, truly a nexus of all cultures that ever were.

[@elgenerico5453]

And the trouser mice

[@5h0rgunn45]

Indeed. Who could forget when Georgia sent the winged hussars and janissaries to invade Florida under a Greek general? Those were the days!

[@MsNikolas95]

As a Georgian, can confirm 100% historically accurate

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

@@5h0rgunn45 to be honest I bet you stranger things have happened in history

[@paritoshd]

Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder was the first time a Transcaucasian character was given a major role in Hollywood.

[@evanbasham4875]

"WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A UNIT!" "Suck my Unit"

[@3asianassassin]

Well, white people arent caucasian, only georgians, chechnyans, and armenians(plus some other groups) are caucasian. They are europeans, plain and simple

[@justinlabrosse8506]

I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

[@johnrambo5795]

@@3asianassassin caucasians means the people who originated there thausands of years ago. Most europeans are caucasians

[@youngyoughurt]

@@johnrambo5795 there was this ideal of the best Europeans being from Caucas based on some eugenic research 200 years ago. Most people moved on only in USA people still use this term. Cringe

[@randomradek5284]

The fact that song I wish I was in Dixie is playing in the background while some Persian farmers are fighting the Georgians in the middle of Azerbaijan makes the video even more hilarious.

[@br4054]

Timestamp?

[@finaladvance5085]

@@br4054 11:51 you are welcome

[@br4054]

@@finaladvance5085 Thanks

[@yo2026]

Koifish introduction: why do i keep torturing myself with this game? Me : cause you love it as much as us

[@BillyBob-zq1co]

As a citizen of Georgia I welcome our new Georgian overlords!

[@zuuzuuka]

As a cooperative subject, you will have 18% more human rights than the dissidents. Also your state bird is now the West Georgian rotisserie chicken. Have a basket of peaches ready in the car at the airport, I will be judging them against our far superior peaches as I am driven to you state capitol building, the largest conference hall of which I shall accept as lodging as I get the new bureaucracy in place. Also, your state's economy will now be exclusively geared toward red dye production for Georgian flags and orthodox easter eggs, so start shutting down all operations that don't participate-in or service that production chain, I want to see some progress on that by the time my jet lag wares off.

[@thebynum6886]

Dang I got class. I’ll be back in like 3 hours Edit: I'm back an hour later than I thought I would be. Thank you all for your patience.

[@samvanmele3432]

Are you back?

[@rabbisaddam3163]

finally something good on youtube.

[@ArrheniusvonRubik]

14:38 I'm italian and I am so proud of you Koifish. Prepara i piatti arrivano le lasagne

[@simonevittus5075]

Lol

[@ΠαναγιώτηςΚακριδώνης]

the ministers all have greek names, also Panayota Papadakoy is a woman's name, so a transexual in transcaucasia confirmed

[@Kingkong-ht2ib]

well maybe it's the game developers fault who didn't pay attention to georgian history because georgia had many great generals

[@jordinagel1184]

@@Kingkong-ht2ib I mean, the Georgians here speak Russian, have Greek names, field the Polish winged hussars, wear western European-style clothing, and have Turkish office names... I think it’s more than obvious how much time CA spent on designing the faction, so it’s really not much of a surprise

[@Kingkong-ht2ib]

@@jordinagel1184 It's just disapointing because georgia has 40 century history and the devs using greek names russian language and polish winged hussars is just heartbreaking

[@jordinagel1184]

@@Kingkong-ht2ib very true. It’s not every day that the land of the Kartvelians gets a chance to even appear in a game after all

[@fds7476]

Greek, eh? Does that mean that she could potentially be a born... Lesbian?

[@giorgikvernadze3766]

The language they the units speak is actually russian, which is nothing like georgian and for some reason aside from the king every other character has greek names

[@josesanchez-zf5sz]

i worked with some georgians in france and they were all the time screaming to us the three words they knew in spanish (as we are spanish) "amigo, trabajo, dinero" (friend, work, money) so this video has been incredibly funny for me xD

[@thevenator3955]

6:39 imagine this being the last thing you hear as you die on the battlefield. War is heck

[@ChristopherSajdak]

I clicked, and a KFC commercial popped up.

[@darthplagueis13]

@@ChristopherSajdak Ah yes, the many military exploits of the great Colones Sanders.

[@gergelylaszlo5463]

@@ChristopherSajdak it realy is a terrefying sound to hear

[@nikaimerlishvili6347]

Respect From Georgia!!!! Ty Koifish For Great Video!!!

[@stranger1629]

Koifish: I bet Russians never gave done anything bad to Georgia Russia in 2008: burning down Georgian villages goes brrrr

[@m1sz3lpl24]

Ahhhh yes, the famous Georgian Winged Hussars, of course. But seriously, wtf?!

[@SneakyBreeky]

I dunno what they were thinking when they were creating the faction this is everything exept for Georgia.

[@joaogomes9405]

It's a minor faction not playable unless you use mods. So it's cobbled together from other factions' units. That's why it's so messy.

[@duncanholbrook512]

Koifish has liberated us. And now we can join the homeland! I'm from northern Georgia.

[@justanotherredbeard4439]

At this rate, we'll have Koifish turning Mysore from an Eye-Sore into Oursore - Mysore world conquest when?

[@jiga9213]

helll yeaaaaa

[@vortac4995]

hell yeah dzmao

[@ricedealer56]

"the cycle of madness repeats it self ..."

[@andreasuperfreak6359]

Idea: watch a meme video on ETW. Results: "I'M JOINING THE CHURCH OF BATMAN"

[@ottmera1960]

As a Georgian, I love you for this

[@irishpotatoes1659]

It's been so long since I last watched you. I'm glad you're still uploading

[@SpaceKnight105]

georgia in america has a swamp with 10000 alligators!! in europe, they have nice villages

[@robertcurry389]

One hour, and one thousand likes, looks like someone’s gonna be violating Belgian neutrality!

[@yantar1279]

Koifish: Winged hussars!!! Also Koifish: Poland-shitueania

[@11212Abed]

"Why i always torture to myself with this game" Thats the best intro that i ever heard

[@Micky_D_B]

Well, I'm Georgian and it's hot as fuck and humid enough to drown a horse just by breathing, but it's pretty cool and I love the brick house design.

[@kairoshin]

10:45 ::Sabaton intensifies::

[@lupadzija4203]

Dude this is so much fun to watch just keep it going

[@AlexanderCCXXII]

Your best Video so far ngl

[@impatientsamurai6202]

I just love seeing new videos from Koifish

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

5:15 That is Dagestan from the timeline where you lead their empire through the industrial revolution. Obviously, lol!

[@difijioanz]

Why at minute 14:50, baisicly during the big battle, there was the italian athem just used as music 🤣🤣🤣

[@Preussensprinz]

The random Italian anthem in the middle of the video 👌

[@Donbasos14]

These videos and their jokes are Gold and it's own genre of memes. I started looking at Koifish as copper, and he became GOLD!

[@honooryu5374]

Love how you hear just a collection of national anthems throughout the video in the background. Georgia fifty anthems confirmed.

[@SomeSmallFish]

Always happy to see my state get attention :>

[@DhonJoe]

As a Georgian I am proud.

[@destroyerinazuma96]

In the slightly buggy but great Master of Strategy (Shogun 2: Fall of Samurai mod) the only way to reliably hold land is to tax minimally and build traditional buildings + increase happiness. And military police lol.

[@thatguy3421]

Real Georgia Hours 2 Electric Boogaloo when?!

[@walnzell9328]

Yes Koifish. Batman is a real town in southeastern Anatolia.

[@ivanyok2214]

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED (Nice vid, keep going)

[@ლუკა-კ9ჯ]

ooh what a lovely day thank u koifish

[@alvisemacente7986]

15:15 the italian anthem 🤩

[@chesterzimmerman7752]

Why do I hear Dixieland in the back ground my brain what did you expect it's koifish

[@blaf55]

the best series you made

[@SpaceKnight105]

Koi fish you sound like professor Mcgounagle

[@claudiocarbonara7283]

14:22 Koifish why the "Inno di Mameli" ahah

[@simonevittus5075]

Perché è figo

[@topgonz3224]

“we’ve gone bankrupt” *swedish noises*

[@walnzell9328]

I've got a dumb idea. As Persia, take every territory with the same name as a breed of cat or where cats are famous or something. Take Egypt because of the Sphynx. Take Maine because of the Maine Coon. Arkheangelsk (Somewhere around northwest Russia. If you get to Kola you've gone too far) because that's where the Russian Blue was first bred.

[@vortac4995]

My Georgian ass clicked instantly on that vid

[@iasonaskolyvas9983]

Love how all characters have greek names, not Georgian. Especially Panagiota Papadakou is a female name

[@Threxer]

Friendship ended with Dagestan, now Georgia is my best friend

[@NOTUSER3333]

bro bullied my country georgia with jokes

[@Hexmonkey]

Georgia... THE COUNTRY, is much obliged

[@cezarivanciu1620]

Mr Koifish you're inspiring man

[@noybusiness6434]

0:01 because Its awesome

[@Zirkalaritz]

The only thing I know about Georgia is that it has least one young boy that's one hell of a fiddle player.

[@leonardobordignon7452]

random usage of Fratelli d'italia at 14:59

[@the_onion0665]

jag älskar verkligen att du spelar dixieland i vissa fighter

[@jeremy9416]

*Bajuks going to die Plays italian National anthem. Noice

[@Shavikaci123]

Georgian charge makes enemy die by running

[@kencha8523]

Big love from georgia

[@theamericanbloke4251]

it's pretty great here in georgia, hot all year long, but it's good

[@old-worldghost3451]

Hold up, this ain't Georgia, this is Georgia

[@ΒασιληςΠαναγιωτιδης-ξ7π]

Panayota Papadakou is a greek name hahahaha and you said it the most fun way i ve ever heard 🤣🤣

[@daughsonperkins4342]

One county in South Carolina produces more peaches than all of Georgia

[@Brandon-io9yj]

I love this guys humor 🤣

[@ГасанБагаматов]

I'm probably not only one not georgian who is watching it. And i dont know is here everything absolutely exact(ly) or not.

[@thomasthetank9976]

I have now subscribed and also i want real meatball hours 3

[@levanramishvili6192]

საქართველოს გაუმარჯოს

[@FullmetalDeveloper]

Cool video👍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@datoandiashvili3284]

As a rule, Tbilisi should have been made a big city because it was the center of the Caucasus.

[@Rachiuwu]

12:39 *Inspirational quotes*

[@andreasrunefors9478]

Best country they don't report your bank account to skatteverket(IRS) and low tax. plus best wine

[@ryanlaird6447]

Missed a chance to put in sabaton winged hussars

[@dingusdean1905]

There’s actually a WWI mod for napoleon total war

[@yourlocalfather5433]

i love u koifish

[@TrenchcoatNinja3]

Based Koifish

[@the_onion0665]

kan du snälla göra real meatball hour 3

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Georgia in Georgia fighting George for Georgia

[@Animalesc0]

Why do I hear the anthem of Italy at some point?

[@jiga9213]

and btw the names of generals and ministers are greek yeah :( xddddd

[@SpaceKnight105]

winged hussars in IH please!!!!

[@rusenotable]

Man you should do those being somebody or something experience videos more. Very hard ck videos were nice too.

[@EbraeliVachari]

FINALLY a video about SUPERIOR Caucasian country

[@5h0rgunn45]

Um, you know there's a WWI mod for Napoleon? Might make more sense to recreate WW1/2 as Germany in that.

[@WarDogMadness]

your Swedish and you missed the opportunity to insert sabaton, in life everyone hated Spain in empires everyone loves Spain. georgia kick open the doors international oh no stop you cant do that quick take there colonies.

[@visiblur]

Sorry Georgiens, I have to hate you now. It's nothing personal, it's just the law of inverted flags 😔

[@DhonJoe]

Do the funny artillery only yes

[@tediooficialisacgoulart.6448]

Georgia for the world to dominate.

[@averagekartvelian122]

omg! iT"S MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!

[@martinmorbak8778]

Colourized? Indeed...

[@parthiaball]

6:37 I fucking died! XD

[@nickcerruto2304]

Oh boy United providences better watch out

[@valentinoaranda9013]

yeeee koifish best

[@xdenricoudx]

Can you play NTW Darthmod? Would like to see that

[@phil385]

Don't mind me just your average Koifish viewer walking by

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

I wanna see that prussian conquest.