How to Become the Richest Man in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord!

[@allesarfint]

Childhood: I can count to 11 when most child can't pass 10 Adulthood: I have 3 sabers, 1 for every day of the week.

[@NotSimo]

>ending is realizing the true riches are friends and family Booooooooooooooooo!!

[@thecheeselord5943]

Simooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You still stuck in Koifish's basement?

[@StemyXXX]

Simo where is the video?

[@GrievousFrom]

How about that 50 bucks you owe him?

[@OrangeJuice-ib9mu]

video. now.

[@eckelrock]

Alternate title: How to become the richest man in Bannerlord through totally legitimate and totally justifiable means.

[@damjan4435]

Pumped up kicks medieval version? The jester has found a longbow!!!!

[@Nygaard2]

...all the other kids with their padded up boots, they better run, better run, faster than my arrow...

[@avatarofpapermagic]

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[@avatarofpapermagic]

Pumped up Kicks Medieval Version, you're welcome

[@manbearpig2582]

shit was lit when I realized that song was playing haha

[@codykillir10]

why does the starting male character look like he's about to go crazy in the jungles of Vietnam

[@loods2215]

"miss koifish what do you think of taxation" "uhh good" *"WRONG! TAXATION IS THEFT. I WANT TO KEEP EVERYTHING"* lmao

[@thegamelabgaming7556]

Friends are cool and all, but can you sell them for denars? *wait a second*

[@serduk8293]

Ransom

[@serduk8293]

And slavery

[@someorclad9738]

@@serduk8293 Best way to earn money.

[@YunsAvatar]

"The most important person [Mrs Koifish] laughed anyway." *A few moments before* "I want lots of money so the hottest wenches come to my castle." _doubt_

[@Koifish]

What if she IS the hottest WENCH?

[@YunsAvatar]

@@Koifish That's what a good husband should say.

[@Arschlecks]

@@YunsAvatar well he basically calls her gold digger then

[@dylancummings5033]

"It's OK the most important person laughed" so wholesome

[@deblackmon3]

Honestly, if koifish didnt call out about half of viewers for not being subscribed, i wouldn't have noticed i actually was one of them. His videos have just always been recommended to me cause i watch them all the time, so i never noticed.

[@MagistrYoda9]

Ok, how can we offend as many people as we can in 20 minutes? Koifish: Say no more

[@Cherry-bo7jn]

I'll have you know I attended Biullshiete University and have a very well rounded education!

[@thecheeselord5943]

Koifish here just being thicker than a snicker with his upload schedule

[@Koifish]

*GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP!* Get yourself KOIFISH MERCH: freshmerch.fm/collections/koifish Hello hello! You guys are absolutely the coolest. Thank you that was all I wanted to say. Also check out the merch that's cool.

[@jeezyj6697]

Bazinga

[@garettm3724]

are you going to continue the battania lets play?

[@blaf55]

that link doesnt work

[@Koifish]

@@blaf55 Fixed it! Forgot an I! :D

[@philipsandberg6517]

I love how the endimg is just a medieval version of the wolf of wall street... The fish of calradia

[@itamar1865]

koifish doing a video about "how to become the richest man in moun and blade 2" - in min 8:51 choosing the menora like banner and a blue and white color me: i have a feeling i know where its gonna go (jewish music in the backround)

[@Coldyham]

4:35, a particular facial feature correlated with monetary wealth 🤔

[@lilacghost2281]

*Hava Nagilla intensifies*

[@julianmunoz7836]

Le Happy merchant

[@Timo-tm6rj]

the nose didn’t have enough of a hook. another great video my trader friend though

[@o-matt3570]

Bannerlord when? Bannerlord now.

[@Kyrkby]

Dragging Ms Koifish into your shenanigans is always a winning concept.

[@dasmole4804]

the flute version of "pumped up kicks" playing in the background while you kill peasants is brutal.

[@orjetshkodra614]

"The vlandians they need oil to fuel their tanks" Koifish 2020 still doesnt know basic history

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

13:31 is that like a medieval version of Pumped Up Kicks? All the other kids with the pumped up boots, they better run, better run, faster than my bow!

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

It do be that. There's also medieval Halo theme and coffin dance.

[@TwistedTeaRex]

@@HolyFurryFish1998 The medieval coffin dance is lit.

[@chaplainrubeus8811]

The greatest storyteller of our time

[@darthplagueis13]

"No Crime whatsoever" 3 Minutes earlier "we are going with the Aserai because they aren't paying taxes..."

[@MGoogle3146]

Never change bro, great video.

[@srj0ker540]

"I wanted the coolest horses in this neighborhood, I wanted the fairest maiden coming to my feasts, and i wanted the biggest castle so i can flexest upon thy" my God we're off to a good start.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

i am playing as a merciful, mostly kind hearted officer/general (and eventually rule my own kingdom) who does lots of trade on the side, i spam-make 2 handed pointed falchions for over 59k each!

[@briane6957]

5:31. Have I been watching so much Koifish that I know what he is going to say? Very cool

[@odiseu1146]

Koifish, bro, how do you know that the roads in Romania are very bad? :)))))))))))))))))

[@lamarepository248]

He brings up everything down to racism so jovially that it’s genius. If he lived earlier this man might’ve averted genocides.

[@0DEADZERO]

Koifish is The Wolf of Calradia

[@superpuncher5480]

Miss Koifish is 100% the best part of the videos man lol

[@Donbasos14]

Koifish going to get Kebab pizza when drunk instead of McDonalds. Koifish is a man of culture!

[@SenderBudYerGood]

I've been waiting for more of these!

[@Unbottled.Water23]

Hello Koifish finish your series already

[@kingbb3400]

I subscribed just because I like bros energy and hes hilarious!!

[@superblambo2592]

4:36 you’re a genius

[@wdm276]

You just gained a new subscriber my man. NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY !!

[@AncientSlugThrower]

After buying 120 bushels of Gregory Reed's Finest Fish, I never again have to know the embarrassment of having an Omega 3 de"fish"ency.

[@setharookazoo]

I love it when he says “That’s right!” 😂

[@AR-xs8ym]

3:49 That was soooo sweeet ❤️

[@Sovereign_Senpai]

22:50 this is what a mental breakdown looks like after you lose all your money in banner lord.

[@BuddhaGuantanamo]

9:35 old Max Mikkelson

[@mikavituhandle]

Figures, the big nose feature mean you make more money. and why did i realize this is coming before the nose came out?

[@Koozwad]

+rep for big nose and candelabra

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

So Koifish's character is a Gnome!

[@lukas081559]

Thats not what they are normally called in our society tho

[@warthunderenjoyer8542]

We have been gnoomed

[@anubisd613]

I can't wait for Rome mods

[@BrullenLive]

There is already word about a mod that brings Europe in to bannerlord that has Rome in it I guess? Just get Sparta mod or use only empire units :P

[@Zeuslondel]

Merchant's guild approved, pleasure doing business with you

[@MorgueMage]

“ a guide to the birth of the long nose tribesman with funny little hats”

[@treeAHHH]

love your content

[@briskman8368]

Can guys please list all of the music in the video

[@xblueflamezzx4406]

Millions of people commit suicide for being called stupid by Koitrader after not being able to solve 11×11

[@bananen1234]

Go to aserai or kazhait and buy 200 mules for 30 each. Then sell for 100 - 200 all over map, get 50k easy

[@miqueluno9670]

me sees thumbnail:fine ally new experience *play* oh no

[@avionprime8757]

Somalian Cowboy pirates "Yee-harr"

[@DiogoGandra]

Bro I'm 4 minutes in and I've already shit my pants laughing out loud! ahahahah glad I discovered your channel!

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

I can definitely see some medieval upstart merchant who made a ton of bank getting himself three swords just to flex on the peasants and other fools.

[@HuevoBendito]

Anybody craving those chocolate coins? Man, I miss chocolate.

[@askindo5466]

The Aserai are ancap?

[@ibenjohnsen5305]

This guy is a legend

[@yep9104]

I see you got inspired by the spiffin brit in many ways you do your vids :) cool .

[@jamesburki7799]

So i can flex at upon thy!!!!! 🤣 well said sir, well said

[@damjan4435]

Oh boy, this sure is very dank

[@K_Balu]

Well, all we need to know now is how to to evade taxes and we're golden, baby!

[@warthunderenjoyer8542]

AKA The Traveling merchant experience

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Koi fish has returned

[@setharookazoo]

This was beautiful.

[@kirkwells5134]

Is this the mongol player in that one TommyKay Hoi4 video? He sounds just like him.

[@Dramn_]

Why can you walk on the water, is that intentional? If so how hard is it for them to just make a boat model lol

[@fezagungor5818]

stick with the pointy end ? hmm

[@andreibeast2574]

Can you please tell me what specs u have Koifish? My game keeps having spikes during the story and only story and I'm starting to think it is about specs and now i m really sad that it doesn't work out so good:(

[@alekid2086]

Buy food from villages that produce them, and sell them to cities that have just been seiged

[@huntreapplesauce9069]

this is madness and i love it

[@neilely3252]

Finally more bannerlord

[@defiant7630]

You are the Bobcat Goldthwaite of KZbin

[@grugthecaveman4565]

8:53 that’s just a menorah

[@rexcentx2254]

based koifish

[@larsmuller97]

I am seriously curious how koifish knows so much about my country

[@GrievousFrom]

Koichicken Begins

[@preussen4983]

how to be a jester in bannerlord?

[@bbKp3K]

4:27 actually no. Kids clothing costs so fcn muck

[@haroldgodwinsonshouldhavew3875]

you made Romania a video game

[@Duke_of_Orleans]

2.15 aserai meme song?

[@ethanos1637]

How to Become the Richest Man in Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord! Dank Edition so, all you need to do is rip and tear until you has hecka stacks my man $$$$$

[@cerberus9832]

"Do you really want to mess with a man who has 3 sabers" *readies crossbow* I'll take my chances

[@DennisHeikki]

The Swedish accent is strong in this one. Öhm, denhär videon är typ två månader för sen lol. Aja, den kommer uppskattas när spelet lämnat early access.

[@bradleymccormick393]

Two types of people in this world 🌎 Those who can speak English and those who think they can .

[@thetruegoldenknight]

"What's 11 times 11" - 1 half-second of thinking later, I say out loud, "ONE TWENTY-ONE!" Of course, I'm no human calculator, but I have to say, my skills with basic numbers is, particularly by Millennial standards, "Above Average". And I don't know whether to be jealous of you having the misses, or angry because she gets so abused for your comedy.

[@BlackM0ngoose]

Honestly, I made thousands of munies just by forging, and when you can make javelins for one wood and one iron, it boosts your skill AND is worth 54 thousand to sell one, instantly making a town the poorest town around.

[@pablo_pcso]

This gave me Shekelstein vibes

[@jackwatson7402]

Koifishs videos just don’t seem the same with the new mint and blade was just something about warband the bad graphics went with the corny memes brilliant

[@azizbelhsine5927]

By Jesus lad u look like ragnar lothbrok from the vikings series

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

If Ragnar ate all the boars in the land (I don't even know if there are boars in Scandinavia), Koifish THICC boi

[@chiftelutz]

As a romanian, i can agree we have only illicit aserai traders in our country.

[@stupidperson9250]

The fur trade is how to get money my caveman Ugg testifies to this

[@minus8162]

Can you make same bannerlord/ck2 films with Ms Koifish? That would be soooo awesome!

[@Messiah114]

Make sure you pay the taxes to your overlords people, Or they get real mad for not paying their next mansion expansion >:(

[@semiheraykaya8768]

I am turkish veery good videos

[@damian6660]

Pls download the body cudtomizing mod. We need some thicc boi in Bannerlord.

[@CazadorSlayer]

How to become the richest man; *Start a Merch Shop*

[@xblueflamezzx4406]

All the other kids that are dead cuz life expectancy was lower than my iq level during medieval times

[@austinturner8373]

oof