I Created the LONGEST COAST in All of Crusader Kings 3

In Crusader Kings 3, land is surrounded by the sea! But what if someone where to take ALL of that land for himself? That's when I knew it was time to conquer and claim ALL OF THE COAST in CK3 with the help of the most diplomatic Viking ruler in all of CK3: Jarl Björn Ironside!
I, Koifish, will play as the Viking Norse, and conquer my way down to take over all of the coastline in Europe, from Francia to Spain! I also reform the Asatru Norse religion, as well as create the Hybrid culture between the Dutch and the Norse! The Dorse! The hybrid culture is one of my favorite features from the last DLC Royal Court!
I'm also playing with the latest DLC Fate of Iberia!
The sun-kissed lands of Iberia await your glorious rule with Crusader Kings III: Fate of Iberia flavor pack. Deeply rich in history, culture and people, the peninsula’s medieval destiny is ready to be shaped by your majestic hand, be it clad in conciliatory velvet or as an iron fist.
The new major multi-stage Struggle feature lets you decide on the fate of a lively and complex region across realms and cultures. Be the one to unite Iberia under a single banner, or watch as conflict marks generations to come.

[@Koifish]

*LONGÈE COAST* I remember doing this challenge back in Crusader Kings 2, but OH boy was it fun to do in CK3! Going on vacation next week, but I've prepared TWO supercool videos for you guys to enjoy while I'm gone! So stay tuned!

[@the_warden_main_fh]

Oh koifis aren't you just my favourite youtuber

[@elviniscooly3316]

I like your language

[@sarchlalaith8836]

Can you go to empire as tribal?

[@mattparker9726]

ehh I thought you COASTED during this challenge.

[@xxlengendary1092]

You missed the opportunity to call it Chile

[@gavind351]

or Seamen

[@seductivehat9914]

He did not wish to anger the coastline god….

[@modddy0025]

The Seamen Empire sounds pog

[@Ntwister]

"a child died ?" "quickly pet the cat".... hahahah you are killing me with that one Koifish xD

[@GuidenYT]

"Wow Longest Coast huh. That totally seems like an idea Koifish shoul- oh he did do it."

[@mariox204]

Its not that long, recreating the roman empire and absorving scansinavia, hispania, and britania you get a longer one

[@hansstrudel9614]

When he said it wasn’t Norman I immediately thought he was gonna call it “Shoremandy”

[@frankv954]

As a dutchie this made me chuckle, if Koifish doesn't have anymore coast to conquer.. WE WILL MAKE MORE FOR HIM

[@s.2652]

Dat gaan we zeker doen!

[@Jun0shu]

@@s.2652 hallo mein freund

[@s.2652]

@@Jun0shu hello!

[@BritishGandalf]

With the edges of all the lands, Koifish has become the greatest Edge Lord the world has ever known!

[@anarquia201]

Should have name it Chile

[@Jellybeat90]

watching this as a dutchmen. you make me proud *Wipes away little tears*

[@caniblmolstr4503]

Was Caligula Dutch... He too declared war on Neptune right?

[@Jellybeat90]

I had to look that name up. No, we dutch did not even excist around That time as a country. Like in the game you had the frissians in the north. The rest was all devided up in small dutchies or wha you call them. The netherlands as a country was founded in 1581.

[@caniblmolstr4503]

@@Jellybeat90 Naah.. Caligula was the first Dutch. You can't change muh mind😂

[@Jellybeat90]

@@caniblmolstr4503 sees a man slapping water. He must be dutch! 🤣 sure sure he was the first dutch roman emperor 😄

[@caniblmolstr4503]

@@Jellybeat90 And its entirely possible too... Caesar had many Belgae bodyguards. What were bodyguards doing when he was getting stabbed? I'll tell you.. They were banging Octavian's wife coz he couldn't get it up😂

[@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91]

Funnily enough, a lot of my runs end up with me merging the Dutch and the Norse together at some point. Luckily, there's a small region in Slesvig with a culture that is exactly that, a merging between the old Frisian culture and the Danish culture, the North Frisians. Which I usually use to create the other Frisian splitoff-cultures, but that's besides the point So, if anyone wants to merge these two together and can't come up with a name, there you go!

[@kalamir93]

But do you have Friesentee?

[@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91]

@@kalamir93 I'm not from North Frisia, but we do have Thiele Tee where I am

[@kalamir93]

@@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91 Ach, Thiele! Ja, die machen guten Tee. Onno Behrends ist auch noch sehr lecker und wenn du bei dir in der Nähe einen Gschwendner-Laden hast, probier da den Friesentee mal. Zwar nicht "original", aber typisch Gschwendner eben sehr hochwertig!

[@morbidiusgrandestofthegran91]

@@kalamir93 Dat merk ich mir mal, Danke!

[@TheHenaxe]

Hearing your accent morph from swenglish too just swedish uncle at 11:31 actually made me cry a little.

[@EpleGoesInsane]

"I'll kill my way to heaven!" Omfg

[@wuxiagamescentral]

"I won't conquer using war." Instantly uses war

[@RichardB_Uk]

The coastland needs completing

[@stefvandreunen1041]

“If he comes back with an indian person, i would laugh my ass off” that was so funny 😂 thnx for that

[@Alue14]

You can say what you want, but you can't say that Koifish doesn't enjoy making his videos. The sheer fun *OOZES* from his voice!

[@maxjohn6012]

Great video Koifish my man :) Speaking of long coasts, would you consider doing a longer series of CK3 videos? This challenge would actually be a good candidate - you could continue and encircle the whole Mediterranean! In any case, I'd just love to see what your talented ass could do if you set your mind to a longer series :) By the way, I'd still really like to see if you can find and accomplish the closest thing to restoring the Ancient Egyptian kingdom :P

[@brutusthebear9050]

As Zoroastrian Persia (starting as the last sassanid and eventually owning all of Persia) I ended up taking *literally* the entirety of India in a single year using vassalization. It was insane. I started with almost no Indian holdings. I ended with almost all Indian holdings.

[@raloniusmaximus]

teach me your ways

[@maxjohn6012]

"Less talking, more *COAST*"

[@destinysweat2772]

Bro you helped me through some dark times and I’ve been watching you since like 75k and I just found out about this feature and I thought if I’m giving it to anyone it’s gonna be you thanks koifish you’re one of the best on this platform

[@Koifish]

Ah man that means a lot to me! :D Glad I could spread some positivity!

[@akramgimmini8165]

6:06 I will welcome Koifish as the Regent of my Home and offer our precious Kohl

[@xeaphios]

This bad boy can fit so many trade posts in it

[@nerochaos99]

“My horse ate too much goddamn protein, and died on the toilet.” That had me hysterically laughing.

[@Deerkins]

It's not actually connected (by land) because Denmark's heartland is 2 islands and the Netherlands is cut in half by Lotharingia.

[@fourthknower9831]

Ah, but this is to the longest coast. There are still coast lines to conquer.

[@J0krswy1d]

A part two would be nice.

[@UncleGooe]

Koifish so poetic like a bard of old

[@andreanecchi5930]

I give you a challenge , you have to make an empire formed only by the places that are on the outline of the map

[@katsu6624]

Hey Koifish, just wanted you to know... You are the best CK3 youtuber and every single video you do about this game is making my life easier. Love from France !

[@YunsAvatar]

"I'm stressed all the time." Right in the feels, brother.

[@brookb5890]

This was so fun to watch. Gonna have to try it out for myself!

[@luandeazevedo3068]

Vikings not being able to invade certain regions because of its distance to the coast: _Now thats a interesting realm..._

[@Valeska11]

Love you Koifish, Videos make my week complete and are always a escape from everyday life. You are Fking funny my man.

[@Horneycorn]

As a Dutchmen, I approve this video.

[@johnboe3073]

Good ol' Koifish and another wonderful Aryan playthrough! Love it!

[@Holyraven]

As a Chilean, I proudly announce that Koifish is one of us, viva chile mierda!

[@holds1013]

Always love the vids

[@Gorbz]

Sweden defending everyone from those nasty sea serpents, by taking over the entire coast. What nice guys!

[@daleshear]

I was laughing so hard the entire time! This was amazing.

[@philipptomic6310]

We need more coast

[@BrandonGallemore]

I don't know why, but you're my favorite gamer to watch, especially for CK3. Laithe is close, but you're better

[@harryclifford168]

Petition for Koifish to try and do the Switzerlake achievement from EU4 in CK3

[@M0utles]

You MUST do this coast gameplay with Portugal, they are the sea people! XD

[@admiralforged1613]

*My name is Koifish* - DaaaAAAaaA 👍 Best part in every video

[@Grimtouch]

i love your vids man..."banana tiger":)

[@HalfBloodBrony]

Seems you learned a thing or two from alzabo in the ummyad videos with that opening

[@thyha]

My horse ate to much protein and died on the toilet. This is golden.

[@Donbasos14]

All hail the Dorse!

[@corvus1374]

I'm currently playing a game where I have the entire northern coast of Africa and am working on the west coast.

[@JudazRex]

Glad you did not Call it the Atlantic Wall 😂

[@rolebo1]

9:11 WOOO STEENWIJK, that's where I grew up. Also Koifish pronounced it exactly like the local dialect does.

[@archierobinson8445]

the only yt video where u can mention the balkans without a war in the comments

[@YunsAvatar]

10:38 "My horse ate too much meat and died on the toilet. Crap!" Did you make that pun on purpose?

[@piecatofwisdom]

you open your fridge to get to the food? i just clip through the door

[@snappysnu1154]

OH NO MY CHILD DIED, Quickly pet my cat !

[@BlackReshiram]

now thats a longass fish

[@VarangianGuard13]

Your horse eats Grains, Koifish horse gets Gains. Lipizzan horse confirmed?

[@allesarfint]

KOIFISH!! You could have created the Minecraft culture, No(rse) + (Du)tch is the Notch

[@Ariastes707]

That crazy choice of who Koifish will play... Haesteinn or ironside?? What crazy options.

[@michaelkeha]

Ah vikings the lord of the coast that one of their largest defeats was at the ends of a storm XD

[@sahilhossain8204]

Hmm yes the rise of coastland moment 100

[@norbertwiniarski2115]

jag älskar dig

[@flyingtoast2708]

Chile: Finally a worthy opponent.

[@dsz1195]

Koifish has disappeared but can we get a new bannerlord series?

[@henrykkeszenowicz4664]

I'm not the first person to comment about Chile, but that's the first thing that came up to my mind even before I clicked the video.

[@Salvaak05]

Coast

[@biglad9601]

LETS GO

[@khatmar]

Would the initial strategy of uniting Scandinavia with Bjorn work for Harald as well? Or does he actually need to declare wars, because he doesnt have enough counties? Thank you, Koifish, I love your videos :)

[@bfrobin446]

Harald starts the game with a martial education, so he doesn’t have access to True Ruler early.

[@IvanHryn]

Missed opportunity to create Notch culture smh

[@anarquia201]

Chilean invasion of europe 860 AC colorized

[@demonkingbadger6689]

But you cant cancel my favorite show "Haelstein ruins history"

[@Koifish]

Oh don't worry, there will be more episodes soon! :D

[@caniblmolstr4503]

Now do it with Chad Haesteinn

[@stefanmohr8450]

Ah u try the idea from Snap, who didnt want try this

[@thecaveberry8444]

One day his into will be hello everbody my name is haestein

[@stevene6181]

Do you mr koi fish or anyone else know how to make hybrid cultures on the console version of ck3?

[@elvastan]

Does koi not know about the mass execute/ransom buttons?

[@GeorgeOdorog]

You must paly Ironman mode with default settings with no mods, start as your own predefined count in your own house below 400 points. "Be the most successful adventurer Norse House over 600 years, unlock as many Legacies". This can done in multiplayer are well, with other streamers :) You must Varangian adventure every life time, you LOSE 100 points if you die before acquiring the Adventurer Trait. You earn points if you are to for each objectives completed below: 1. Consecrate Bloodline for 10 points 2. Elevate the Kingdom of Mann & the Isles for 100 points 3. Dynasty of Many Crowns for 200 points 4. Each legacy unlock will gain you 50 points 5. Each Adventurer Trait will gain you 10 points 6. Sponsor Jewish Sciences to gain 50 points each time 7. Commission Epic to gain 10 points each time if it rewards renown in game 8. End the Iberian Struggle to gain 200 points, extra 100 points if is done by dominance (The settlement of this peninsula will be our focus.) 9. Holding a special building that grants renown percentage gain increase for a life time will grant 20 points, no points if you lose it for a month 10. Each of the following adopted traditions will grant you 50 points: Mystical Ancestors, Castle Keepers, Chivalry, Culinary Artists, Religious Patronage 11. Gain 50 points for each emperor of your house that rules for more than 10 ears You lose points if you: 1. 30 for Disinheriting a child 2. 30 for Assassinating a house member 3. 50 for Assassinating an heir 4. 100 if you die before acquiring the Adventurer Trait one per life time 5. 200 if you adventure into the same de jure kingdom, empire

[@Soulvex]

You should have starred in Norsemen XD

[@natomiltary4573]

How much did it coast him in the end?

[@allesarfint]

Scandinavian Chile

[@greathelix3619]

*Laughs in Roman*

[@zaoda1357]

fish

[@thitalo1239]

11:43

[@caniblmolstr4503]

Hey Koifish I tried conquering Jerusalem with Haesteinn... I succeeded. The problems arose after that..... I converted to Islam coz i wanted Sinai holy site as well. But I forgot the Kingdom of Jerusalem can be found only if you are Christian. So my lands splintered. But that was no isse as Ragnar is a beast as well but he murdered by someone. Trying again.. This time maybe I will try Coptic or something

[@thehood-nv7xl]

What is the name of those songs

[@Diego_Schnake]

Somos el mejor país de Chile

[@daemfbesity]

Empire total war

[@henryrichtmann604]

When I tried this my game just crashed.

[@connorbarton4308]

Do you play elder kings 2 at all

[@LTD538]

Just the way this dude talks makes me laugh so hard

[@carltonleboss]

The Frisian Coast Is Long but it's CK3

[@lukassahlander1106]

I live in västmanland

[@lukassahlander1106]

@Desert Man no väst is swedish and men weast so weast’s man’s land

[@lukassahlander1106]

@Desert Man but yee some are a bit rounder then they sculd be

[@danteaghoulfromspace2996]

Frisia boppe

[@City-Hunter]

It's starting to get into a compulsive-obsessive behavior to make so many viking kingdoms videos

[@PrecisionPT69]

Chile 2.0

[@jal1017]

why didn't you call the video "I created Chile in Crusader Kings 3"

[@valix884]

Croatia Maxxxing

[@TheAurgelmir]

Not First, but very early!

[@mantadestroyer726]

8

[@adembenson9860]

he did it first, not suggesting plaigirism( there's only so much you can do in ck3) , just recommending a series i like. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4XLf42dapx2fs0

[@Koifish]

I did this challenge back in 2019 >:D kzbin.info/www/bejne/rmaVi2Cnl5qkpKs

[@plebisMaximus]

The lack of "long coast" chanting is disappointing, but content must evolve and the coast must expand, no time for the smaller things.