Getting As Rich As Possible, But I Only Get One Block

[@YouTube]

Kolanii casually dropping a banger 😮

[@exotic.8373]

Whoa :0

[@Dinosaurs4lyfe]

Hi KZbin

[@wansyukri1736]

Halo KZbin

[@HarveyAgain.mp4]

Hello youtube

[@hamger8512]

🗿

[@tomacoowo]

Kolanii: *hits enderman* Enderman: "understandable have a nice day"

[@jhhe0919]

I’d have the same reaction

[@tanjiroOg295]

I just died laughing at this moment

[@ThatNingenYung]

Proof that’s he’s just a sigma male

[@trx_is_trix5443]

Bro rlly just said "stop that" and the enderman listened-

[@PbeingXD]

I just died of laughter

[@Cogwheel_real]

2:42 "stop hitting me dude" -kolanii "Oh dang mb bro" -enderman

[@joshuapassorelli5246]

Can't wait to watch this man's sanity slowly erode over the timespan of the video.

[@Jpcooldood]

I don't think he's the same after the illegal items vid

[@VuxyFN-Z]

Lol

[@MenacingTato69420]

Same here lmao 😂

[@ser-pendragon]

He liked ur comment so i soppose he cant wait to become insane as wel

[@builder1013]

This is even shown when he places down _one_ sapling to grow a _dark oak_ tree

[@oscar18034]

this guy’s one of the best original minecraft creators i’ve seen in the past few years

[@AlexEatsCats]

I agree, he definitely is one of the Minecraft creators I've seen.

[@pbjellysand]

Agreed

[@joseiylemonsay506]

Agreed

[@Random-gn6ew]

Agreed

[@timepass4783]

The quality of his videos, the level of editing is better than anyone I have seen!!

[@GS-Knight]

For those wondering why did the enderman stopped fighting… 1- When kolanii hit it, it was about stop because endermans actually have an anger cooldown (idk how much time it takes) so it tried to stop So 2-After the hit was delivered the code glitched and the enderman stopped(it needs perfect timing and it’s rare) Then 3- it stopped attacking because it glitched and he was safe(Insane Luck Tho)

[@JwalkngSeal]

The glitch always seems to happen on that one block skyblock mod, it’s happened to me and in some of his other videos.

[@Vagabond_inc]

Nah he got bitch slapped so hard that he got scared of Kolanii Nah fr though, insane luck on his part

[@GS-Knight]

@@Vagabond_inc ok

[@Vaultyboi22]

Idk if it was much luck, he probably would have been fine In hard mode aka hardcore it does a bit over 5 hearts of damage, yet with 3 armor bars he only took 1 and a half hearts. This only makes sense if he's wearing like 3 pieces of leather prot 4, or if the gamemode is on easy and the hearts being hardcore hearts are a texture pack. Im assuming the latter

[@foxicecube]

@@Vaultyboi22 hes just good

[@Spacebugg]

I love how the punch to that Enderman was so strong, he needed some time to process wtf just happened.

[@amarisbaldwin3794]

Bro's brain and code lagged

[@twomad5304]

Broski told him "This isn't you" and the enderman stopped attacking😭🙏

[@Blockythe1st]

This is the funniest I’ve seen all month

[@ebgbees]

Enderman was like “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment”

[@beaubsbl]

Kolanii’s videos are so chaotic but so funny at the same time lmao

[@beaubsbl]

Thanks for the likes btw

[@GS-Knight]

@@beaubsbl NP

[@cherieella]

I love how he went through all the phases in less than 25min when other KZbinrs take a whole video of 30min in one phase

[@Kittycat-mr4im]

Why are there no replies?

[@AngelFloresiscoolerthanyalllol]

​@@Kittycat-mr4im because a good point doesn't need text to agree with them.

[@AngelFloresiscoolerthanyalllol]

Also, the hour counter shows that he took around an hour per phase

[@AngelFloresiscoolerthanyalllol]

Around 1.6*

[@cherieella]

@@AngelFloresiscoolerthanyalllol obv it’ll take him so long but my point here is the editing

[@ethanking3967]

Kolanii: We're trying to get rich, we don't have time for building. Also Kolanii: *spends the next 14 hours building*

[@Me-playz64]

he dose not relize that iron golams dont take fall damage

[@Sexy_Barista]

They dont???​@@Me-playz64

[@meghanandrockmackay5804]

@@Me-playz64you do not realize you can not spell

[@tvheaddd]

@@meghanandrockmackay5804 You do not realize you can not spell.*

[@coffeebeanz]

@@tvheaddd spelling isn't the same as punctuation

[@username5155]

7:13 I love Kolanii’s logic of killing fish every time he needs water instead of making an infinite water source

[@Zeck22z]

That's the law😑

[@eardrop769]

look whose vegan here

[@diegodegu_yt]

6

[@ichbinstitus_real4668]

2:43 bro learned his place

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Dude rethought his previous decision

[@OldManLuffy]

Ive never seen an enderman get bitch slapped and go from vibrating with rage to completely calm lol

[@Localva]

Kolanii : -hits Enderman - Enderman : I was just playing 🧍🏽‍♂️

[@LaGoose977]

Kolanii: *Punches Enderman" Enderman: "Nah You valid."

[@Hellens.melons]

Can we all just appreciate “a poor rich man that’s what” for a second

[@freddiebrown13]

For those of you who can’t remember: 5:12

[@tried6times]

​​@@freddiebrown13 no its around 23:10

[@25Carrat]

​@@tried6times ye

[@aana4481]

i wonder if this timestamp makes the video negative? 24:59:59

[@aana4481]

change of plans 84:59:12

[@ATSM_33]

3:45 Kolani's stare was too intimidating.

[@JaxIsMeany]

You can see the sub button goes rainbow in this moment

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

The reason the librarian in 19:56 had mending books when he didn’t swap is because trades switch if not locked in, and to lock it in, to need to buy from the villager

[@TheWeemp]

I can actually watch him talk about the sponsor without getting bored

[@lunareclipse6762]

literally same everything about his videos are so good.

[@Wullus]

Fr

[@Yuningthericeball]

Ikr like I usually skip the add part but for his videos I don't and I'm actually using Opera GX after his sponsor :)

[@teimuraztavberidze]

​@@Yuningthericeballnow that is a happy customer.

[@VaySlays]

It isn't a Kolanii video without him suffering and his sanity slowly depleting throughout all of 24 minutes and 9 seconds for our own amusement. You love to see it

[@ostygd]

it's 24:07

[@Midnight_eq]

@@ostygdno it’s 23:07

[@aana4481]

@@Midnight_eqno it’s 85:56:57

[@LatelyLucy]

This was psychotic and chaotic. I wish it was a series

[@theonemoth]

the most unrealistic part of this video is how cooperative most of the villagers were

[@emomerinague2644]

4:32 i just love how the parrot really didn’t want the seeds and he used so many NOPES meme pure comedy gold

[@grindingtopdontstop5834]

Kolanii: *Gets hit by Enderman* *Punches it back* *Throws an intimidating stare at the Enderman* *Leaves without the Enderman fighting*

[@jasonbrose6743]

Kolanii's work ethic for building wildly impractical things is truly awe inspiring.

[@OldManLuffy]

23:00 the massive line of iron golems slowly walking off into the void had my sides hurting from laughing so hard

[@picklesgamerxd096]

Enderman woke up from reality

[@vinnib8779]

I like how everything he plays a minecraft challenge he forgets that iron golems take no fall damage

[@synixSFM]

Bro really made that enderman know his place XD 3:32

[@Yourlocalcatstealer]

I am SO late to this but wrong time stamp lol

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

About a minute late my guy

[@jadetryingtochill1259]

Others have mentioned there was a sponsor which seems to have been removed that’s likely what ruined the timestamp

[@kyubinshim7335]

7:19 “it’s kinda awkward just watching him die” when the fish dies: “ooh” * immediately eats the remains of the fish*

[@Seven_arrowsDEV]

Kolaniis videos are the definition of quality over quantity

[@ArrowMaster_]

When the world needed him most, he returned

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

One block is one of my favorite type of Minecraft content, and with this guy doing it, it makes it 10x better

[@tetra6354]

amogus dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[@tigerguy]

Every time a kolanii video ends a piece of me dies

[@adkingdom1604]

Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves).[Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow. People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer. Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others. Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana)

[@oteragard8077]

ChatGPT, write me an essay about grass

[@Slaking_]

Grass isn't real, wake up sheep

[@Spacebugg]

​@@Slaking_ Sheep can't wake up without grass tho

[@zoulZYYX]

In today's fast-paced world, it's easy to get lost in the hustle and bustle of daily life. With so much to do and so little time, it's easy to forget the importance of taking a break and reconnecting with nature. One of the best ways to do this is by touching grass. Touching grass is a metaphor for getting outside and immersing yourself in nature. It's about feeling the earth beneath your feet, breathing in the fresh air, and allowing yourself to be present in the moment. There are many benefits to touching grass, both physical and mental, that make it an essential part of a healthy lifestyle. One of the most significant benefits of touching grass is the opportunity to disconnect from technology and the constant barrage of information that bombards us daily. Studies have shown that spending time in nature can reduce stress and anxiety, improve mood, and even boost creativity. By taking a break from screens and immersing yourself in nature, you can give your brain a much-needed break and come back to your work or daily life with renewed focus and energy. Touching grass can also provide physical health benefits. Walking barefoot on grass, for example, has been shown to improve balance, increase strength in the feet and ankles, and reduce inflammation in the body. Additionally, spending time in nature can boost your immune system and help prevent chronic illnesses such as heart disease, obesity, and diabetes. Perhaps most importantly, touching grass can provide a sense of connection and perspective. In a world that often feels chaotic and disconnected, spending time in nature can remind us of our place in the world and the interconnectedness of all things. It can help us feel more grounded, calm, and centered, which can improve our relationships with others and ourselves. In conclusion, touching grass is an essential aspect of a healthy lifestyle. It provides an opportunity to disconnect from technology, improve physical health, and connect with nature. So, the next time you're feeling overwhelmed or disconnected, take a break and touch some grass. Your body and mind will thank you

[@oteragard8077]

@@zoulZYYX ChatGPT, write me an essay about touching grass

[@mr.x991]

Kolanii really built an automatic stick farm, only to chop down trees for sticks 💀

[@HelenaSan425]

Watching this at midnight Because sleeping is for weaklings kolanii is for gigachads

[@salt8816]

eyy same, we really need to get to bed lmao

[@cursedharold4475]

True that

[@moldy_bread286]

Treu

[@Seezxx]

Damn. Right

[@ithegamer8269]

0:05 idk why but when he looked down it was so funny

[@binocularsdafunniboismen]

Finally my favorite series continues!

[@fancy_guy4077]

Kolanii comes back every 3 months with a banger

[@HoneyTheDachsbun]

I love how it was originally 24 hours, but with the power of editing it was shortened to 24 mins 🤯🤯🤯 Keep up the good work Kolanii - I loved this vid, as always 😉

[@nutmonke]

15:15 KOLANII, iron golems don’t take fall damage

[@Lexalyss]

the one true comment

[@GiojlreetheAcousticGuy]

Troooo

[@infectiouschick]

​@@Lexalyss the one true reply

[@NoNoWahoo]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@DarkMirria1]

I play on peaceful yet my iron golem keeps getting hurt, explain that.

[@bazingabigback]

“Bigger pen equals more-“ *gets slapped by Enderman*

[@Joelbytheway]

Mother: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you? Me: 19:57

[@emanuelmasih3608]

Underrated comment

[@Toastlord-e4w]

@@emanuelmasih3608fr

[@a.random.guy.random]

⁠@@emanuelmasih3608most people dont use timed. and some dont use comments.

[@Loona-And-ChocolateUFO]

😂

[@alenahmetovic9282]

6:32 “Freedom is an illusion” - Kolanii 2023

[@PeanutOnPC]

We’re back at it the best KZbinr is back

[@Herobrain1000]

Hes not back, He just uploads once 2-3 months and gives up the best contect @PeanutOnPC

[@VikTheGamer]

Props to Kolanii for going out to Australia to film this real life video

[@MyHeadSpinning]

kolanii basically supplies my entertainment

[@x_3qy]

at least Kolanii's movements arent so reckless like CookieGod's

[@Pikasaur42]

Rude

[@naderaraghi8346]

He's not wrong though

[@Pikasaur42]

@@naderaraghi8346 no he isn’t

[@Ayanokoji-Kiyotaka]

Kolanii's dry humor....ahh it's good to have him back

[@carson.Jaay123]

3:43 He knocked some sense into the enderman 😂

[@sam_bedford]

Found you a few days back and genuinely really enjoy your content! One of the few Minecraft creators who I feel makes entertaining content, with a good personality and good ideas. You even made me watch the sponsor which is a rare set of skills 😅

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Man, this was really well-made! Good job! Creative, skilled, entertaining... I don't think it needs the abundant Minecraft KZbinr music.

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

0:40 you fool, I am already subscribed! *Your mighty gaze cannot shake me!* 3:44 “NO. None of that. Shame on you.”

[@suyashmishra682]

The hardwork in this video is just unbelievable. Definitely anyone would need 2-3 months for such great content.

[@javanbowman9531]

It’s insane the amount of effort this man has put into his videos

[@mobilegaming69yearsago17]

He left us on a cliffhanger in his first one-block series…

[@張謙-n3l]

A small hint to the iron golem spawner: golems (including iron and snow) cannot take fall damage

[@bodieborg4780]

A few things: If you need to lead villagers up a ramp, use rails and a minecart. Much easier than the way you were doing it 🙂Also iron golems don't take fall damage at all.

[@urmominmydms214]

press pause at 14:03 and look in the chest

[@felixhatton7334]

What about it

[@Wolfischill]

Creeper egg

[@TheRealLoLGD]

he got it from the block

[@SomeBedwarsContent89]

2:42 that punch said "SILENCE"

[@thegoldengod3905]

Kolanii, you are my fav KZbinr. You put quality over quantity and I love it. Expert game play w entertaining narration? Unbeatable. Your hard work doesn’t go unnoticed my friend. Keep it up!!!

[@Davedave590]

Bro is literally the definition of quality over quantity! Great to see you back, entertaining us!

[@Crazics666]

2:41 this guy had a bad day but you calmed him down incredebly

[@temperamentaltyrant4599]

when he said he was gonna make a beacon i thought he was gonna slaughter all the golems for the iron lol

[@LightBringerxx]

The amount of iron golem at end is just ridiculous

[@sankies8946]

I love how he’s so original and not just doing 100 days as some custom mob

[@Sandwhichioussandwhich512]

15:22 iron golems don't take fall damage

[@stargazzer9166]

1:15 gotta be honest that is the best ad I’ve ever seen 😂

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

2:42 Enderman was like, “oh bro I didn’t know you were chill like that”

[@Rishisagirl]

14:30 Oh look, Eric! It's freedom! *coughs in American*

[@mikeferszt2066]

Iron golem’s don’t take fall damage 14:24

[@wretchedbrat5618]

I love the part where you said “it’s tradin time” and then traded all over the place 18:42

[@joshuator]

0:44 that really make me sub lol

[@RBLXflash]

19:51 imagine accidentally punching a villager

[@St4nford]

Beating the game: killing the ender dragon Kolanii: im going to spend 24 hours making farms and trying to see how much emeralds and totems i can get while constantly endangering myself!

[@TheNolinator]

09:57 me at every metal concert

[@AdeenahAsad]

His unenthusiastic enthusiasm is just peak comedy

[@jackson_whelchel]

2:43 that punch made him forget 3 years of life

[@Pattyboy4ever]

Reminder: the video starts at 0:01

[@J04R]

Thanks for the reminder!

[@panda_kade]

NOOOO RELLY

[@r_liliiiiii]

2:16 is end of sponsor :)

[@skmohidulislam7756]

Thanks a lot

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

What sponsor?

[@Cookingwithhafez]

​@@MarqueeliusThe_IIIyeah

[@Fish23325]

What sponsor I’m confused

[@Youmatter681]

2:44 bro took a moment rethink his life choices😭🙏

[@theefficientguy7202]

5:41 bro put 1x1 dark oak saplings

[@დავითმიქავა-უ2ღ]

Always making bangers. This man is just great at his job

[@not_the_main_Character_1]

Kolanii: "Man I'm smart." Villager breaks the system in less then a second. Kolanii: "No, no."

[@username5155]

23:09 Why didn’t you make the beacon out of iron from the golems?

[@holahola-ym1xv]

that's a poor man's beacon

[@Cadmean_7]

16:56 can we talk about this ?

[@nobeenery]

5:12 the fact that owen is my name and yet my annoying villager counterpart has absolutely nothing to offer is unfortunately accurate to me as an individual

[@CupteenCyanGO]

2:44 *is not creeper right?*

[@Gabe_thegamer4792]

Such a Kolanii thing to do🤣❤

[@shreyaskashte594]

15:30 br iron golem dont take fall damage

[@felixhatton7334]

Well actually 🤓☝️

[@IAmOnTablet]

​@@felixhatton7334 🤡

[@Alone4Ever..17]

Fun fact: Iron golems don't take fall damage

[@Thanoulis64]

6:31 “freedom is an illusion” kolanii 2024

[@owenkim1630]

5:19 Oh noOoOoOo I'm so scared.

[@owenkim1630]

5:58 Dammit.

[@JTSimmsofficial]

@@owenkim1630WDYM?

[@Fish23325]

Is bro one of the donkeys

[@iankim1869]

“Ian” 5:51

[@Gaindalf69_420]

That Enderman didn't want to die today😂😂

[@icebreaker771]

I'm still waiting for your next upload...

[@UndyingPlayer]

Cool

[@GooberTheGreat]

What was music from at 2:09

[@aana4481]

pnemosultrasillicaionsvolcanishippomonsturusquiapbledablilephobiaachuguguguguguggandamannetistaistament is the name

[@Sage_fire]

20:36 bro was getting pinned in the corner

[@abdullahalomari5704]

Welcome to timed comments 0:01

[@AminaMoezzam]

Dam

[@POWERGAMER8340]

No 0:00

[@aana4481]

@@POWERGAMER8340no number 2 10:12:16

[@PrototypeB16]

What skyblock world/server is this? I've been looking for a good one for a while.