Roommates From HELL

[@SecretAgent440]

I like that Cody didn’t care about the shit pics but gagged like crazy at a pile of tissues

[@linneascameraroll]

i feel like when u have a baby shits nothing to ya lol

[@andiiiiiiiiii]

@@linneascameraroll as not a parent but an eldest brother, facts

[@radhiadeedou8286]

​@@linneascamerarollyou know how you don't care about your own farts? That's how you feel about your baby's poop. But an adult shit is still disgusting

[@BouquetOfProses]

@@linneascameraroll Literally have never talked about poop so much, with so many people, in my entire life. Same for when your kid gets a stomach bug and projectile vomits (see also; not spit up, GALLONS of vomit) all over the place and you. You develop a steel stomach when kids come into your life, lol.

[@Nafanuwu14]

Did you not see the nut on the floor

[@valpasheowo9966]

this episode was NOT lunch friendly

[@xoxomaddyxoxo]

literally came here to say this..🥲

[@arusu1806]

they never have been

[@wawaicedcoffee]

I’m so disgusted 😭

[@linkblaze453]

meh i finished my meal just fine, just dont really think about it

[@mariahluna]

quite literally! I almost threw up my food 💀💀

[@kittyscreativecorner]

I love the guys response “I’m sorry that happened” like his shit somehow just got smeared across the shower without his knowledge

[@Sarah-re7cg]

Right like wtf 😂

[@ddenlow4609]

Because he is shitting in the shower. LOL

[@ihaventaname2686]

nah the “i hear you” got me😭

[@kittyscreativecorner]

@@ihaventaname2686like “oh sorry man I didn’t realize it bothered you” 😭

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@kittyscreativecorner I honestly wonder what could be so wrong with someone’s head for them to think like that

[@isabellcardenas1309]

the way cody analyzed the shit pics and thought about them so much then gagged at the pile of tissues 😭😭 cody cracks me up

[@ljm610]

I'm an RA in college for a freshman community and the amount of people I've had to deal with who have been shitting in showers this year is CRAZY.

[@chmchn]

Society is on its way to the dump apparently

[@willjackson6522]

…what

[@benwykle2552]

When I was a freshman there was a dude smearing his shit on the walls in our communal stalls. Called him the shit bandit, nobody ever found out who it was and it continued to happen the next year after everyone moved out

[@_JOCKXD]

probably due to the vaccines in all honesty, like what - who does that

[@ThatGuyGloomy]

Shitting in the shower is something i never thought people acctually did. The fact bro left evidence is CRAZY LMAO

[@hi-yo2hi]

Right like bro did it on purpose

[@cynister7384]

Look up "wafflestomping" at your own risk.

[@ThatGuyGloomy]

@@cynister7384 bro i can only imagine wtf pops up. Im good 😂😂😂

[@Grayday117]

Don’t call him “bro” we don’t claim that shit.

[@Frostbite1090]

@@Grayday117 chill bro

[@sunflower7554]

"I CANT STOP SHITTING IN THE SHOWER, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND .." is a crazy thing to say without context

[@therum2951]

Crazy with context too😳

[@adoptdontshop3911]

No amount of context can make it sane

[@sunna8476]

It's a crazy thing to say PERIOD

[@manboy4720]

IT JUST KEEPS COMING OUT!

[@jamieyates1366]

That's why I was in the shower in the first place 🤢

[@howoriginal1986]

Some of these are beyond "bad roommates." These people are walking hazards to society

[@grey_f98]

Except the last one, like the dude did nothing wrong, he just woke up in the morning and took a shit, properly, in the bathroom. Like wtf? How is that wrong? Get an air freshener maybe instead of posting on reddit.

[@terrycole2407]

This woman is a nativist fu@k!

[@estamcdougall2144]

“as far as my skid mark analysis skills can take me” is an insane sentence for a Monday morning

[@rachelparker7484]

Died when he said that. 😂

[@manboy4720]

do a trajectory analysis on that.

[@heyitsrae7017]

“If it was socially acceptable to just eat salt..” I said that same thing and then one blood test later I found out I had a bunch of deficiencies good sir

[@servicepupphoenix1615]

As a POTSie, it is very socially acceptable amongst my friend group to just down a mcdonalds salt packet at any moment

[@manboy4720]

nah the issue is you didn't eat enough. once you get over that hump, you will be POWERED by salt.

[@hannaholbrook4459]

Depends on the salt. Bleached iodized table salt is deadly: celtic sea salt or pink Himalayan.. super good for you. Eat as much as you want 🤤

[@scotty2hotty390]

Cody's salt confession makes me no longer feel so alone in this world

[@JaraelMoonsilver]

Real. Sometimes I use hot sauce on my chimichangas just so the salt sticks to it

[@everythingwillbefinecami]

I think that can be harmful for the body...

[@74837]

Me too, it's yummy

[@dannyg.4421]

I feel like you guys have a sodium deficiency

[@Subsistence69]

I salt the fuck out of everything, its basically crack

[@emilyciampi4089]

It blows my mind how there are seemingly normal people we interact with that go home and behave like absolute nut jobs in private it's astounding what is acceptable to some

[@1029sammmm]

My old roommate is in school and trying to be a therapist but never left his room except to go to work, get his doritos dinner, and leave the bathroom nasty every day. I couldn't imagine having a therapist like that

[@tiaslays255]

@@1029sammmmhe was probably depressed. That is probably what prompted him to want to be a therapist to help others not be like that. Definitely not unheard of

[@crystalbetances8085]

Literally what I was thinking omfg

[@argent5196]

Sure but everyone does something weird and I mean if it’s not negatively affecting other people..🤷‍♀️

[@Flyn4thewin]

I adore that Cody described the shower shitters actions as "sinister".

[@cinnamon9390]

The chia seed thing is genius

[@parker_plumtree]

cody genuinely gagging so aggressively over the thought of cleaning up the load pile actually had me in tears holy shit

[@larawolfson6322]

the actual tears in his eyes lmaaaaao

[@demitrinarrow]

The fact that the nut napkins causing a more visceral reaction from Cody than the shit showers makes me laugh really hard.

[@marlborrows]

😭😭

[@maddoxfarlow]

Hearing Cody dry heave while eating my lunch was awesome

[@Jake_is_Miffed]

One of my roommates shits in a box and will bite my arms when I'm trying to work. He always steals things from me too, especially my computer mouse. He's ripped up countless notebooks and assignments for college and refuses to acknowledge it. Worst part is he's always trying to climb into bed with me and freaks out when I leave him to go shower. He's also a cat so I'll let it slide.

[@brittnay279]

I have two roommates like this, they’re also always boxing each other…which is cute until things get out of control. I keep asking them to do the dishes but they refuse to help with any household chores besides pest control.

[@jzr73]

This got me good lmao

[@katet8639]

Good one, I have a roommate just like that, but she doesn't bite. She demands cuddles 24/7

[@leahrose-yt]

lmao nice

[@brynleenorthcutt1339]

My roommate follows me into the bathroom and screams at me while I shower. She insists on the curtain being open to make sure I hear her screams. It’s making me slightly uncomfortable

[@Sofiasdaydreams]

The way Cody literally went PALE at the pile of tissues KILLED ME 😂

[@iitstre_4550]

I mean, turning down a bro-job is always a bad idea. There is NEVER a reason to deny a bro-job. It’s a Win-Win

[@Scriptorsilentum]

😶

[@ransom182]

Definitely

[@7megaphone]

Great male bonding experience!

[@WadeWilsonDP]

I had a roommate once that would always leave her clothes in the washing machine. It was in unit, in a little room attached to the kitchen, as easy as it could possible be. She would wash them, then leave them in there for days, so when I came to do mine, there would always be mildew ridden clothes. It was baffling, the dryer was 2 feet away and it was all free. I actually had to run the washing machine empty a few times just to clean it. I started taking them out and leaving them on top of the washer and she got mad at me for not drying them for her and when I told her I'm not her mother, she got mad at me for touching them at all because I'm male and just wanted to "play with her underwear". Some people are just beyond help with their stupidity.

[@celeste3330]

My roommate does the same shit 😭

[@JonahTV]

Damn, I chronically leave my clothes in the dryer because I'm a dumbass but even I wouldn't do that, at least mine are clean and dry and smell like lilac, and I'm the only one who has to deal with the wrinkles

[@percibaltwinkus]

god, i would sell my soul for in-unit laundry. there's no excuse for that.

[@manboy4720]

that bitch literally ENCRUSTED with mushrooms. bouta look like that mushroom enemy from dark souls.

[@MrShazaamm]

I wouldn't have a female roommate, unless I was married to her.... talking about problems

[@ddyert]

Bowl = packed Ass = sat Lets gooooooo

[@oblivionogre]

I wasn’t ready but I am packing bowl now while I watch

[@noootakebacks]

HELL (i cannot stress this enough) YEAH, BROTHERR!!

[@MidnightMunchiesandMore]

Same 😂

[@Princessxx777]

Same😂😂

[@1b0y4me]

I just ran out im so mad bro 😭😭

[@Q-Tip03]

I can relate to the pan guy. Not even a couple of weeks ago I was cooking breakfast and was heating a pan and as I’m grabbing my ingredients my roommate comes in and grabs the pan to move it to another burner. I tell him I’m using that pan. He looked back at me confused and asked if I could just use another one as if IM ASKING HIM FOR A PAN HE WAS ALREADY USING. Not a huge deal and only happened once but holy crap did that ruin my morning. Do NOT let my roommate cook.

[@Sisterlisk]

Unless absolutely necessary, roommates should not use the kitchen at the same time as another roommate, especially in the morning when tensions are high!

[@Vincisomething]

My petty ass could never... I would wait for them to cook and just do the same thing while acting the same way they did. Or over season with salt and pepper (black or hot pepper)

[@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb]

​@@Sisterlisk or they should at least just ask if they just wanna make food together, that's also a good option. I live with my friend and his family and since hes the only one who's also vegan, we often end up talking about what We'd like to cook bc we can't eat the others's food usually, and then we can cook together which is more fun anyways. And we can watch Cody videos while cooking or eating which is also a plus ;)

[@alexamin5003]

@@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb That's a very... different dynamic than what most roommates have. 😅😅 A lot of the times, roommates are basically strangers, can hardly even tolerate each other, and only live together because they can't afford to live alone. Your living situation is lovely though, and it would make me happy if more people had that.

[@FirstnameLastname-gr5kb]

@@alexamin5003 oh, it's probably because he's my ex, so we like each other as people anyways (otherwise we wouldn't have been a couple for years). Most people I know personally have roommates who are their friends, so they looked for something together, or they were strangers initially but became friends. I think it just adds so much more to the living situation if you don't just vaguely tolerate each other ^^ but I get that not everyone has that privilege

[@HerrMeier007]

Somehow the idea of Cody showing his kid this video when he asks about his profession, where he is so enthusiastically talking about “shit transferring” makes me smile and warms my heart!

[@devontehardimon1792]

I find it hilarious how Cody talked about MULTIPLE shit stories no reaction and even laughed about it but c*m tissues is where he drew the line and started gagging and feeling super sick.

[@andycordero6673]

Homophobia is no laughing matter!!

[@austinnsuff6576]

I had a roommate who would violently try to open the bathroom door while I was using it, frequently at night. I always locked the door of course but told her over and over and over again to just knock, and see if someone is inside instead of yanking the handle and scaring the shit out of me. And I mean, VIOLENTLY. She was very theatrical.

[@allisoncastle]

wtf why? lol

[@Zionswasd]

Yeah I had the same thing happen to me, she would SLAM on my bedroom door whenever she wanted to talk about something regardless of the time or if she knew I was sleeping, and she yanked the doorknob and twisted it while it was locked until it started creaking and broke.

[@austinnsuff6576]

@@allisoncastle I literally don't know. She was just so unaware

[@austinnsuff6576]

@@Zionswasd that's terrifying

[@bear9295]

same thing happened to me and I hate his guts with a passion. I also got woken up at 5.30 because he watches videos while loudly laughing

[@lnau6996]

Right as i sit down for lunch, thank you Kelsey‘s husband.

[@tannerdrain2635]

This is wild 😂

[@emilynelson1969]

😂

[@lexippgr]

Thank you Kelsey’s husband/ Otis’s father

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

You're smart

[@vanessalei6079]

You might lose your appetite during this

[@twiffr]

My mom and I used to rent our house for Airbnb and this one time, after a very well-to-do looking middle aged man stayed there for a business trip with his “colleague” we came back to a spotless house… except the bathroom… where there was what could have only been shit smeared all over the shower walls and ACTUAL walls, and sink. He didn’t mention a thing and left us a 5 star review, even tried to book again several months later for another business trip. Do these people think we can’t see the shit smears all over? Do they think we’re blind????????? Unfathomably wild ass behavior

[@chemicalboy7185]

wtf this is horrible

[@amphithere]

Wtf is wrong with people. No sense of shame or consideration for other people's stuff

[@phantomfeather518]

If you're gonna do something like that at someone else's place would you not at least think to clean it up???? It's one thing to do that (already insane) but to leave it like that is another level.

[@AzraJ]

I heard a similar story from a air host's perspective where a man of similar age left the toilets in a completely shitty display (no pun intended) with everything SMEARED on walls, floor, the seat, and sink. HOW and WHY do people do that?? Just SHIT IN THE TOILET AND DON'T WIPE YOUR ARSE OFF THE WALLS why do some find basic hygiene so hard?? Bleh.

[@sofiabatista1044]

wild ass behavior indeed

[@klarasmetana3136]

The "shitty" room mate shitting on the rug & in the shower might have an actual disorder. Went to school with a guy who couldn't control his bowels properly, the poor guy had 0 friends & was picked on incessantly. I tried to befriend him but just couldn't handle the smell. I really felt so sorry for him, he seemed like a sweet kid. It doesn't REALLY explain it properly though, because is he walking around starkers? The only other thing I can think of is that he's secretly harbouring a cat.

[@alyssabarr93]

I thought maybe something like that too and if he was getting ready to shower he would be naked so maybe that's what's happening

[@baileyholiday5380]

The people with the cooking and dishes thing definitely had their parents doing everything for them. My brother lived with a couple who would leave their trashes and dishes everywhere and if my brother didn't clean it, it would sit there forever

[@billsmith95pt]

This was an absolutely brutal lunchtime watch. Thanks Cody.

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

This is an absolutely brilliant thought Thank you

[@fatmcgee509]

Cody: Gags, horrified at what he’s seeing Also Cody: “Let’s look at it again…”

[@zapach]

y’all love to make jokes about how the lunch joke is overused but cody genuinely has gotten me out of bed today from depression and got me making a sandwich for this episode’s accompaniment so thank you a lot cody for the uploads, they really do hit on a day like this

[@TVHorrorArt]

Proud of you dude!! Keep going; you’ve got this ❤

[@emilynelson1969]

That’s great news! Keep it up!

[@carrrie_lynnn]

Yesssss

[@pinkyless]

Sad

[@asvg1548]

fuck yeah, keep at it!

[@TRUEbASNER]

There's no way I'd ever step into that shower again. This dude is a compelling argument to bring back the pillory

[@rahulsudhir666]

10:08 Similar thing happened with a friend of mine. She had a nasty housemate. The rest of the girls decided they wanted her out cos she wouldn't keep the place clean, doesn't pay rent on time etc. So when she moved out, they went in looking to see what needs tidying up. They found a whole pile of used sanitary pads! Probably around 30-40 at the very least, which means there's months worth of em in there. I almost barfed when she called n told me about it! Some people r downright disgusting

[@Carlyjuanita]

I just know that smell was ripe 🤢

[@jenniferruiz8915]

Cody mentioning “Mexican” “reggaeton” and “peso pluma” all at once is something I never expected but I love it😂

[@smrithimenon5240]

I feel like it's Brittany Broskis influence 🤔

[@thesinfulyogini2073]

@@smrithimenon5240our king is a dj we must not forget

[@storiesinthedust]

I had a roommate who was so immature she didn’t really understand how to take care of herself. She would do random things like refuse to take out the trash or call maintenance if something went wrong. So one day I got fed up and decided to stop taking the trash out and see how long it took her to do it. Two weeks. Trash was literally piling around the trash can. It was horrible, but I stood my ground. Finally I got home from class one day and it was all gone. Never happened again after that 😂. Another time we had a pipe leak under the sink and flood the kitchen. I came home one day and stepped in a puddle of water and asked her if she spilled something. She just casually mentioned the sink was leaking, and when I opened the cabinet the entire thing was soaking wet and water was spilling onto the floor. I asked her if she called anyone and she said no because she was having people over. I LOST it because I wasn’t paying for the damage bc she couldn’t make a phone call. So I called them and interrupted her little get together with a maintence crew tearing apart our cabinets 😊😊😊😊 she didn’t speak to me for a week 😂

[@lilly.47]

"if you dont have a bad roommate then you're the bad roommate" 15 min later: "if you have a bad roommate then you have to be the bad roommate you have to out-bad them" this shit has layers (callback)

[@emtboyd]

I had a roommate that only showered once every two weeks, I had to put Febreze sprayers on the floor by my door to keep his smell out. He would also eat tons of fast food and leave the containers stacked up, and pasta that he’d leave on the stove for DAYS! Definitely the absolute worst roommate I’ve ever had

[@mirayorkus6238]

ik cody didnt just call a mushroom a plant and a mold ten seconds within each other

[@cherokeejones1110]

The fact that this is what you choose for our lunch time entertainment is wild. The fact that you’re gagging at a pile of tissues and not the shit shmeers is diabolical. Only Cody

[@mr_moustache__5244]

Yeah, but he has a baby now. So he's probably used to the shit stains.

[@sphazel]

cody’s references are always crazy and like dope honestly

[@bbbbbbbbbb3n]

Yeah dude totally 😎

[@bushraptor]

Facts, roommate reference is a deep cut

[@lilahpearleee]

dude i love when cody rips a sick ass niche reference right off the jump. he's sooooo good w the deep cuts

[@peejra]

My roommate was a hoarder. Noticed a smell coming from his room. Didn’t bother me much bc I thought it was just weed (definitely not the good kind). Saw a glimpse of his room and it was towers of garbage bags, old food, and beer cans… everywhere. A week into me moving in, noticed maggots in the kitchen (which was right next to his room) and they were 100% coming from his room. We shared a wall with a door that I had to blockade and there were be maggots on my floor next to me bed. Worst roommate situation ever

[@tiaslays255]

Thank you got didn’t get sick or I’ll with something. The possibly of roaches and rats and all the disease carrying things. Not to mention mold and stuff. People like that disgust me so much.

[@JustMooshie]

love that there was a 7 min rant about shower shitting while I'm eating,,, love u Cody

[@dirty_paint]

“i wish it was socially acceptable to just eat salt” buddy people with POTS have been doin that for ages

[@stephanieexists]

Omg POTS gang rise up!! (or sit down, y’know, cuz of POTS)

[@HumeAnn]

PICA too!

[@Kaiandherfloof]

This!! I was like damn I’ve been downing salt daily man

[@dirty_paint]

@@stephanieexists stop thats so funny 😭😭😭

[@AnnikaVictoria24]

Haha hooray I found my people 😂

[@munchablemoth]

10:30 HOW DARE YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS CODY?? DURING LUNCH??

[@satinstitch2802]

Last summer I stayed at a house and helped do some reno work on it (painting etc). There was this room upstairs that my roommates told me they'd have to air out before I could work in it, they wouldn't let me go in there before they did. They told me the guy who'd lived in that room had left behind such a smell of sweat+feet+weed that it still hadn't gone away after a few months of him moving out... they were right, I was never more grateful for paint fumes. One of my roommates saged the shit out of it before I went in

[@alycatnip]

Do you happen to live in AZ? Cause I do and have experienced literally the same thing.

[@satinstitch2802]

@@alycatnip Nope that was in Detroit! Hope you managed to get through the smell lol

[@littlerunt9489]

Cody admitting he eats hard-boiled eggs covered in salt makes me feel like I'm not so alone in this world. I'm not proud of my hard-boiled egg-eating habits...

[@mattuwu9978]

Hey Cody! I’ve been struggling to eat for the past two weeks because lately I’ve been finding all food textures pretty gross. But I finally managed to try eating some chicken nuggets and pulled up this video. I am no longer eating chicken nuggets. Thanks, king.

[@alejorag]

14:02 Never thought I'd ever hear Cody mention Peso Pluma yet here we are, PURA DOBLE P VIEJO

[@aidanbay8721]

13:30 fungus is not a plant. Just thought we can clear that up. Plants are cool and all but mushrooms are too cool to be grouped in with them

[@missMichellePower]

13:35 he corrects himself

[@karimehberrios9680]

In all seriousness, thank you cody for all your uploads and your timing. Ive been struggling with my depression/food and your posts really are the highlight of my day and help me eat. ❤️ ramble on my guy we love your rants

[@amygrimes6438]

It is 4:50am and the "extreme pooping" bit has me in literal tears. 😂😂😂omg I'm dead af

[@emilynorthrip2528]

holy shit lunch time is here

[@heladoderretido9029]

Just in time

[@dah2437]

Too much poop for lunch

[@Magoosa]

Maybe not today

[@CaroFDias]

Indeeeeee (diner actually)

[@ThatGuyGloomy]

If only you knew when you posted this comment😂

[@emiliamaria6148]

Lunchtime!!!! (its 3am here in Australia)

[@powerpufflesbo]

same! (it’s 8PM in finland)

[@caranook]

it’s dinner time in Ireland!

[@syaamr2_]

same!! (it’s almost 9pm in belgium)

[@hebatallahhassan1489]

9 PM in Egypt

[@ari1758]

i love how the shower guy was like “i’ll figure out how to fix this” like what do you mean figure out??? figure out how to not shit in the shower????

[@outtodoubt]

My buddy’s uncle passed away (raging alcoholic) alone and wasn’t found for a few days. I have experience cleaning such things and he asked if I could lend a hand. His mom really just wanted to track down any important papers. He lived in a small run down trailer that was full of trash in the “lived in” areas. No reason to clean. He passed in the living room which made it impossible to move around the rest of the trailer without walking through man soup. Along with many other adventures this situation put me through, I decided the desk his computer was on would be a good start for the paperwork search. Bunch of trash was in the way of drawers though. Like elbow nearly shoulder deep. Reached in the pile and began pushing it out of the way. While clearing a path I found a few papers…on closer inspection I figured out they were printed (yes printed) porn pics. Got a little giggle and carried on. We all do it, not going to judge. Then I realized the huge pile of trash was…homogenous? It was all bits of soft paper rolled up…bits of toilet paper. While elbow deep (short sleeves) it hit me. This was his spank station, and just like the Busch light cans he wouldn’t throw away, these were his gene catchers. Still haven’t lived that down. Never seen a woman (my friend’s mom) laugh so hard the day after losing a loved one when she heard me tell my buddy why I was scrubbing my arms. Glad I could make you laugh that day Barb, RIP. Ugh.

[@taylorfawn2012]

i lived in a suite for a single semester in college before i dropped out and it was such a bad experience (mainly because of my roommates) that after i left i fell into a major depressive episode. 3 years later i’m finally going back to school this coming fall!

[@Grace-er9ep]

Awww Kelsey's roommate telling roommate stories 💕

[@MrRyancarr13]

When I was 15-16 I basically was the brojob guy. Had a thing for my friend and my logic at the time was 'a mouths a mouth so win-win' (i know...), and genuinely meant it as a 'let me know' type thing. My friends made a private group chat and basically just set the record straight. "We're straight, not interested in anything like that and won't ever be, so don't ask again" (the gist of it) and to this day, nearly 10 years later I'm extremely grateful. Learned a lot about boundaries from that and I've been extremely careful with that kind of thing since. They're also still my best friends :D If they decided to make a public reddit post about it instead of just talking to me, it would've been infinitely less productive and way more embarrassing, for what that's worth.

[@SorryImKindaShy]

Your ability to admit that is impressive tbh. I would’ve taken that info to the grave myself lol Luckily I never have to worry about that myself cuz I’ve never done anything like that

[@jzr73]

We all do/say some crazy shit when we're 15/16. Props for admitting that lmao

[@HumeAnn]

Which is why you made a public comment about it for the whole world to see? Yeah surely interesting

[@Josieeeeeeeeeee]

i get what ur saying but also u were 15/16. this guy was a grown man.

[@mckennadishongh2160]

@@HumeAnnwhat? R u even saying.

[@Karronic]

The term bro-job is now an new one In my vocab

[@everia_games]

He's a homiesexual

[@OsamuuDazaiii]

Why is it so difficult for these people to use the toilet and the shower for their intended uses? Once is crazy already, but twice is even crazier

[@whyae]

I was legitimately curious about the Vince staples show. Genuinely helpful piece of intel lmaoo

[@Paios]

My wife has one of those goofy crystal mommy salt lamps, every once in a while when its on I'll enter the room, lick it, and then exclaim "AGH!!! ITS SALTY!" Like ' *yea, no shit* ' but it gets her all riled up so I love doing it :)

[@adimillion3657]

I felt this episode. My roommate was my “best friend” and we had agreed on how everything was going to go before she moved in. The minute she moved in she was doing the exact opposite. So I started setting boundaries, making visuals of things she needed to do and bills she needed to pay, and refused to be the sole provider of food when a lot was going to waste because she would just buy fast food anyway. This girl proceeded to play victim, although I’m not saying that I handled her bs with poise, and tried to turn my friends on me. When that failed she up and left and I had to scramble for rent until the lease was up. This was 3 months into a 15 month lease. I’m never getting a roommate again nor am I moving out again until I can completely pay for everything.

[@darnarxz]

I would try it again if you really want to leave home. I've had a lease where everyone was responsible for their own part of the rent. When people left during the lease, they usually went out of their way to find a replacement, so they weren't on the hook for rent. The whole food part is foreign to me though. When I had roommates, we've always just had our own food and cooked for ourselves.

[@Subsistence69]

Im in the same boat lmao Ive had some wacky roommate situations and I just refuse to do it ever again 😂

[@egh423]

I had so many people take things personally about being roommates that are essentially business transactions! Like girlie, I don't hate you, I'm just mad about not paying me back for utilities.

[@adimillion3657]

@@egh423 spitting factsss. She took everything personally when it came to me essentially asking her to be responsible. I do wish I had approached it differently but she acted pretty childish as well

[@elainamzwiener]

the shitting in the shower story was a crazy thing to listen to while eating my lunch today love that for us

[@anbudamodaran4162]

Loved the reference to disco mommy at 13:50

[@JonMarM]

The shit-in-the-shower roommate would've had to find another roommate. It only takes one time for me.

[@sphazel]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES 😱😱😨

[@videodonna5594]

Cody’s salt eating habit is the most Canadian thing he’s said in a while

[@daviswatkinsyt]

Every time Cody wears that sweatshirt I think he's wearing a scooby doo costume

[@colinchampollion4420]

He covers too much ~ he needs wear just tank-top or shirtless😅🎉!

[@limitededitionp5577]

Putting this video on and then brushing my teeth was torture, I couldn't turn it off til I was done 😭

[@Rinej14]

I had a vietnamese roommate in my college flat. She was such a lovely person but god damn she loved vinegar and everything vinegary. I couldn't use our fridge coz the flavour of vinegar would seep through everything. In the end I had just couple things in air tight containers. Sadly the first time I had to learn the hard way and I poured unknowingly vinegar milk into my choco cereal and GAGGED so hard when eating. Now I live in my own flat and could not be happier about it.

[@laurenqooper]

Ya know Cody, you intend for these videos to be enjoyed during lunchtime and I usually do, including today. But there I was, enjoying my lunch, and there you were, talking about literal shit for 5 minutes.. Thanks man, keep it up

[@erinmick335]

The shower shit guy is absolutely WILD. He's not even ashamed. I had a roommate who was so taken by fluoridation conspiracies that he used bottled water for everything. He'd keep flats of bottles in the kitchen and empty like twenty of them at a time into a pot to boil water for pasta, to make tea, everything. And it's not like he had an excuse like being from an underserved community with bad water or anything, bro was born and raised in the Greater Toronto Area lmao.

[@elg1400]

The fact that he didn't just buy a water filter is wild to me.

[@tinygreencreature5167]

Would boiling the water not get rid of the fluoride anyways?

[@zcl812]

worrying about fluoride and sucking down plastic water is crazy lol

[@ManjarithePandicorn]

cody saying dont tell anyone abt the salt and then telling all of us to bully him lmaoo

[@jawknee28]

I was absolutely losing it during all the takes on the poop in the shower guy. When you hit the “extreme pooping” thought process I couldn’t help but think this is some funny shit.

[@andrewcarlson4484]

Shitting in the shower is crazy. I’ll be honest I’ve not always been a perfect roomate but it’s always stuff like forgetting to start the dishwasher or leaving lights on. How does shit in the shower become a recurring issue

[@ntielman2072]

this brought back too many memories. I'm so glad to be living by myself for the past 2 years

[@lynnstrohsack4498]

I usually eat at 11:30... I have officially adjusted my lunchtime to 12 because of these videos

[@tarantaran533]

2:50 this dudes blood pressure must be astronomical

[@777NsStatic]

“Well well well “ah music at 1:19

[@belbo8174]

when will cody publish a video for us Australians eating our lunch

[@cyt0skeleton934]

3:13am lunch hour

[@belbo8174]

@@cyt0skeleton934 thats worse haha. im on the west coast

[@AshleyFromTX]

Just watch it upside down?

[@FijiMermaid]

This would be a gross lunch video 🤢

[@cyt0skeleton934]

@@FijiMermaid tell me about it 😭was unfortunately eating biscoff spread with a spoon and gagged a little

[@kittyscreativecorner]

First time ever I’ve actually just sat down to eat lunch at exactly 1 o’Clock

[@jdking5366]

It finally happened. Without thinking I clicked on this video for the lunchtime vibes and here I am trying to finish a sandwich with all this shit talk. Happy to be here!

[@outspokenv411]

A Bro Job.... That's the perfect roommate

[@ITDediting]

shout out to every one who tried to eat lunch during the video 👍

[@tackycardia]

10:20 CODY PLEASE IM EATING LUNCH

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

Can you tell the joke again please It's so funny and smart

[@tackycardia]

@@gilliganmcneuter4550 absolutely, queen! CODY!!!!! THE JIZZ TISSUES ARE GOING TO MAKE ME FUCKING PUKE!!!!!!!!

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

@@tackycardia ok I get it now

[@sharpiegelpens3439]

10:18 gag had me in tears 😭 why was he so quiet? 💀💀

[@DandyCreature]

One of my college roommates woke me up in the middle of the night saying there were demons in our room. Later me and the other roommates found animal intestines under the sink. I moved out not long after that.

[@Cece.in.the.Mountains]

KELSEY, your husband is dipping his fingers in your salt!

[@brebarrera6917]

I knew a kid who wiped his ass with the shower curtains because he ran out of toilet paper and instead of calling one of his 4 family members to bring another roll he used the shower curtains and left it there until someone else went in to find it. Then after that he didn’t say anything at all about the why he did that. Just never talked about it.

[@eevee2411]

Honestly this makes me sad more than anything. Why would he not ask his family members? Sounds to me like he's either terrified of their response or has a communication issue (autism for example, not knowing how to ask/communicate needs) that isn't being worked on. Like yea it's weird but also that's on his parents and probably shows he's not in a safe home.

[@kiarasimone123]

3:57 dude needs to tell his roommate about a bidet

[@misskellygraham3316]

Omg we had the BIGGEST mush mushroom grow behind the door in the bathroom and it still haunts me to this day

[@zhdrums3872]

2 spatulas 1 pan Hahh tell me about it

[@Vincisomething]

15:30 Asmongold's room

[@NextToToddliness]

Cody's Roommate from Hell: That Faux-Cali Accent

[@sphazel]

right on time as always cody

[@sonyclaystation]

cody made sure no one talks about lunch with the second post holy shit