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[@neurodiverseintrovert9238]

Imagine she actually is a medium but her spirit guides lie to her because they don't like her

[@letsreadtextbook1687]

They should make a movie about that

[@ejburgess]

Can I borrow this idea for a book? 😂

[@maddieb.4282]

This is actually so funny

[@breadbird]

100%

[@MyFatherLooksLikeAPallasCat]

​@ejburgess PLEASE write the book, and then let us know here once it's published!

[@namedaaliyahoraj]

calling people poor for not sending money while asking for money is crazy 💀

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

Not even asking for a little money. Asking for 400,000 DOLLARS.

[@user-cx1ov6gm1s]

fr she reminds me of that one streamer who got really mad at her viewers for not sending her money and said: ”how do you have time to watch my lives but not send me five dollars?? it’s FIVE DOLLARS!!” i swear the audacity of some people bro 💀💀

[@briezeee]

It's willdddf

[@_uwu_9992]

my mom to me except Ik she have $$ cuz I saw her deposits in her bank account 💀

[@m0bz0mb39]

Someone needs to send a real lion to this lady's house😭😭😭

[@enigmadrath1780]

Fun fact about Sylvia Browne that's not fun at all: A young girl called Amanda Berry was kidnapped in 2002. It was one of those massive stories when I myself was growing up and it dominated the newsreel for a long time. Sylvia Browne came on The Montel Show a year later and told Amanda's mother, still searching for her child, that the girl had been killed. Amanda's mom died a couple years after that and loved ones said Sylvia's words just ate away at her hope. Fast forward like a decade and Amanda, now a woman with her kidnapper/r*pist's child, alongside two other kidnapped victims, were all found alive in 2013, having been kept imprisoned by some sicko in a boarded-up house for over a decade. Amanda later spoke about her heartbreak watching that episode when it aired during her captivity and seeing her poor mother break down at Sylvia's "predictions". Amanda had believed Sylvia would "see" that she was still alive and that it would give her mother hope. Instead, she had to watch, helpless, as her mother cried on national TV in utter despair, and there was nothing Amanda could do to comfort her. Her mom died never knowing her daughter was in fact still alive. Her mom died thinking her child had suffered a horrific death and that she had failed as a mom to protect her. Even after the joy of freedom, Amanda never got to hold or say goodbye to her mom and will live with that loss for the rest of her life, kind of like how her mom lived with the believed loss of Amanda in her remaining years. So, no, I hope Sylvia is NOT resting in peace. This wasn't some misled good Samaritan. She didn't do charity. All her services came with a high fee. That old fraud made a fortune preying on the desperation of grieving families, just throwing out bullshit predictions without caring what sort of psychological damage she was inflicting on already fragile souls in their darkest hours.

[@Christina_Broccolini]

Amanda’s life was literally nothing but pain and torture for years on end until she escaped. If Sylvia had said, “Hey lady, your daughter is being tortured and r8ped by a psycho who has her trapped in his house,” would that have really been any better? Like yea, sure Sylvia was a fraud, but you’re not really making the point you think you’re making here. 😂

[@enigmadrath1780]

@@Christina_Broccolini You're the one who missed the point. Sylvia knew NOTHING about Amanda's situation but took advantage of her mother's desperation and just made shit up. You implying that she DID know the truth but thought it kinder to lie and say flat out she was dead? What would have been better would have been her not preying on vulnerable people desperate for answers, period.

[@Christina_Broccolini]

@@enigmadrath1780 Get back to me when you learn how to read what someone wrote without making assumptions. Hint: I literally said that Sylvia was a fraud.

[@enigmadrath1780]

@@Christina_Broccolini My original point was that Sylvia was a fraud who inserted herself into people's lives to profit from their misery. You came in with "Well, she was a fraud but at least she didn't tell the mom her daughter was actually alive and being raped for years". Explain how I've misread your comment.

[@Itsmeeyourmom]

@@Christina_Broccoliniare you saying Silvia knew what was going on and did nothing to help? No. She said the girl was dead bc it absolves her of any responsibility in case she’s alive. Stfu

[@reynosochris5]

Went to a medium. Asked her to communicate with my deceased grandmother. Asked me what her name was. Gave her a fake name. Spoke to my grandma supposedly...my grandma is still alive...

[@i.Angelina8931]

😂😂 I'm wheezing yoo wtf

[@yuki97kira]

This reminded of that news reporter who gave a medium a picture of her when she was a child, claiming the child was missing... The medium told the reporter that the child in the picture (who is the reporter as a child) that she was dead

[@terrat0mere]

@@yuki97kira Nah, her inner child was dead.

[@Dontreadthisok]

Imagine she was a medium and she just spoke to some random grandma

[@thosedampuns]

psychics getting stuff wrong gives me so much second hand embarrassment oml

[@anonivan]

actually same - especially when psychics like the psychic twins were such a big thing way back when and were giving youtubers the vaguest ass predictions but then predicted that hillary would win the election 😭

[@kc-eq4tk]

Ikr that clip when she kept guessing stuff and the woman just went "no...." was so funny and awkward at the same time 😭

[@maomaomi5434]

It gives me massive schadenfreude tbh

[@slowlanegamer]

Woah woah woah that persons uncle (one of them) was defiantly medium tall build and cared about his family members. Also he liked eating food and breathing 😌 That will be $100 thanks 😉

[@utatanepikoV5]

it is funny though

[@BeccaMarns]

I commented on her live that she should be ashamed of herself for preying on innocent people and she said “you should be ashamed of the way you look” and then blocked me 😭😂

[@maliamohr]

damn lol side note you're very pretty

[@damienearl8302]

I mean...if she's gonna go there, she's one to talk-

[@sunflower7874]

@@damienearl8302 no fr

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

im sorry but thats hilarious in that awful sort of way. i am hysterical but also i'm sorry that happened

[@Zeffer32]

The sheer audacity 😂 way to go for tellin her off!

[@regularfern]

it's official, no other gender can die except male and female. non-binary people and others are completely immortal.

[@Aromantic-freak]

I'm immortal !?!

[@Lemonne-]

I've always told people that I will never know if I'm immortal or not until I die, now I DO have confirmation that I will never die!! :D

[@nonyabizness956]

"My poor friend" is actually just what she calls her toilet 🚽

[@AmberAmber]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eviehowlett2535]

17:09 "poor-celain"

[@AmberAmber]

@@eviehowlett2535 omg 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💞

[@sunniebear1842]

Paying for a reading from her is like paying a hotel for a room and they're like, "Oh well I guess you maybe have a room somewhere? It might be up there I dunno 🤷‍♀️"

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@Correct that's my kurtis!☺️💕💕💕

[@SadistGayOrca]

@yes MAKE PIZZA QUICK AND EASY 😭😭😭

[@thetoe9277]

The toe is coming

[@yelpforhelp]

jojo pfp w

[@AcePsyduck]

Then you look for the room and find out it doesn't exist but when you confront them they say, "Why are you being so rude??"

[@ADELIINEE]

“I used to be a nurse” “I said I used to work in health care I never claimed to be a nurse” she’s literally gaslighting for a living 💀

[@srhrth]

YES

[@katkat7828]

Not sure you can call it gaslighting when it's this obvious xD Sounds more like she doesn't remember what she says from day to day.

[@faye4426]

why are ppl still sending her money when she's blatantly lying? idgi

[@maschaorsomething]

she sure likes to do exactly that, passing gas

[@Marynicole830]

@@katkat7828 that’s what gaslighting is for, people use it to deny what they said by saying they said something close to it and you heard wrong or took it wrong or assumed wrong when in fact, you remember correctly. She’s just too dumb to know how video proof works

[@user-hx3fm5rz1c]

KURTIS CONNER YOU HAVE TO DO COMMENTARY ON PET MEDIUMS. People who make a living off "reading your pets mind" and relaying it to you.. or speaking to them in the afterlife... if you watch their videos, they're just saying the most basic things you would assume any pet would think and the owners Eat It Up

[@shark_kisses5153]

I second this, that sounds like an awesome topic!!!!

[@FrancescaLuciaBarel]

Omg yessssss

[@ansigatico63]

i saw a video where the medium said something super specific and got it POINT ON, she devoured, its really sweet the bond she made with the dog too, i fully believe she talked to her

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

I worked at a pet shop once and we had one of those once. The other worker and I were quite skeptical, so we did not tell her that my dog, who often came to work with me, was completely deaf and had been since birth. She claimed all sorts of things about him and eventually I started asking tongue in cheek questions like "why won't he listen to me". She went on at length about how he thought he knew better than I did, and my coworker Katie had to excuse herself to laugh in the bathroom.

[@bread8465]

​@@ansigatico63she didn't though, all mediums are frauds

[@Naylaa]

9:03 the monotone “no” after every question is taking me outtt

[@xCindyLouWhox]

I laughed at “She liked talking to dead people so much that she became one” wayyy more than I would like to admit. 💀

[@manda-om9ls]

I was looking for this comment lmfao

[@chubberinaWhispers]

Top tier joke

[@Nathi98]

I had to hold back a smile at the gym

[@sanity1433]

Man im dead💀

[@P-nk-m-na]

@@sanity1433 i mean so is she 💀

[@soulcalaber3]

This lady is like the definition of gaslighter. “He died of cancer” “No he killed himself” “That’s what I just said you guys are being ridiculous”

[@jasperjazzie]

i was expecting her to say some shit like "he took his own life so the cancer wouldn't get him first, duh" which would be terrible, but nope she just went straight down the gaslighting route

[@kaskaskas]

That would be more logical but she’s not smart enough to think of that I guess

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Obviously, he gave HIMSELF cancer to kill himself... with cancer!😂

[@Simplyvibing465]

@@jasperjazziethat would have at least made sense. She might have gotten away with that one. I’m glad she’s a shitty liar tho lol

[@gingerdog8203]

That's not gaslighting. That's just lying. Tiktok has messed up the definition

[@aepigeons9375]

It entertains me to no end that when Kurtis warns people to skip to a certain spot if they don't want to hear a middle-aged woman 'absolutely wreck havoc on some porcelain,' there's actually a sharp rise in viewership/replays for that specific spot in the video.

[@megangoodhart]

Dude, I’ve watched psychic lives and seen a “psychic” take $30 from a woman struggling with infertility and she told her that she was gonna get pregnant and have a miscarriage. I was disgusted.

[@goosegoose5737]

Okay but a middle aged lady live-streaming her face while she takes a dump is legit the funniest thing I’ve seen today

[@jonnnnniej]

Wait, what?! What am I getting myself in to...

[@MaquenaHere]

@@jonnnnniej skip to 17:20

[@Allan-bx2bo]

Average Manitoba behaviour

[@kritikasinha1018]

@@MaquenaHere dude no lol

[@Jennaros1ty]

What a way to wake up this morning

[@rainy-matcha]

Imagine she talks about all her friends based on their financial status "My rich friend" "My middle class friend" "My impoverished, homeless friend"

[@emilyb.8219]

I doubt she has any friends, she's a manipulative nightmare

[@toll_]

Hey! My "impoverished, homeless friend" , how are you today?

[@alebarreraforsyth4648]

It’s giving Lucille Bluth

[@izabellafulop476]

@@toll_ eh been better

[@ANT1FRAGILE5]

@@toll_ great

[@Haunted_Plush]

Calling someone poor is literally Eric Cartman behavior

[@beyondthemoon2363]

He'd absolutely call Kenny his "poor friend" to get sh*t from people, yeah

[@lottiepottie836]

I once went to a group medium and she called me out and said my name. She said my grandad came through and died when I was 1. He died when I was 19. She said he died suddenly so I lied and told her he was murdered and then she made it so dramatic and was like he’s so sorry the case was never solved. Like babe there is no case

[@shiningflower100]

Hearing Kurt say "wife" instead of "girlfriend" just makes my heart so happy :,) he's all grown up now

[@ma1i._]

i was thinking the exact same thing. like omg its so sweet

[@captainofthelosercruiser7355]

its just the cutest i love it sm

[@brittaniawhittick1821]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY THOUGHT

[@brittaniawhittick1821]

Hearing Kurtis say wife after watching him for a few years of saying gf was a pleasant surprise I’m so happy for them

[@cosmox1x]

it's so wholesome :) kurtistown is in good hands now that we have him and a... do mayors have first ladies? is that a thing in canada? does canada have a president? are the wives of american presidents called "first ladies" or am i forgetting again? am i too lazy to look any of this up? yes

[@twnikto]

4:43 'each time this has hapo3ened to me' gets me each time 😭😭

[@rachelscarsella9135]

The editing, the mustache, the toilet skit. You are everything. Thank you for blessing my screen with these incredible videos.

[@starcrushgacha8417]

don’t forget about not paying taxes

[@calcawk8679]

I’m devastated you didn’t see the clips where she denies using a computer to find details out about who she’s connecting with but she uses a book to hide her face while she does and you can hear the mouse clicking in the background and see the light from the monitor behind her

[@kc3668]

dude that’s so funny😭😭😭

[@rekk1215]

lol

[@gghhhhhhhhb8161]

@@kc3668obviously it’s messed up but I can’t with her stupidity 😂

[@j3ttagrl420]

omg!!! 🤣

[@maomaomi5434]

I'll give her props for at least researching her vict- oops I mean clients first. Most psychics just make sh- t up on the fly and give vague answers that can be interpreted in many ways without even trying.

[@willamcars1]

I don't think non-canadians can fully appreciate how the reveal she was from Manitoba just.. makes it all make sense. Its like how hearing a story about a guy who mixed salt with his coke before snorting it *after* shooting an alligator happened in Florida. It just makes sense intrinsically.

[@shrimpchip37]

When he said it was the “Ohio of Canada” it all made sense lmfao

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

for my fellow Poles out there, i'd imagine its kinda how some people see Sosnowiec (or maybe it's just my social circle idk)

[@emmakathleennn]

i’m so sad i’m from manitoba WHAT IS THE ISSUE

[@zoeyiguess8358]

I literally gasped

[@ZAWFUL]

I'm from Manitoba and she gave me Manitoba vibes from the beginning so I wasn't too surprised. Everyone I meet and tell I'm from Manitoba tells me "everyone I know from manitoba is an alcoholic" and that's right cause there is nothing else to do here.

[@aff77141]

😂 😂 😂 😂 The fact she sent money BACK cause it wasn't enough and it COST money, and she expected the person to just go with it

[@dionemartins0212]

As someone who never heard of Manitoba outside of Kurtis' videos, I think I understand the meme because holy shit, they have Natalia AND Crystal (Canada's Worst Driver)? That might be the worst place in the world, actually

[@strawb_short_cake]

I think Crystal from Canada's worst driver was from Alberta, not Manitoba. I remember Kurtis making a joke about how only 5 people live in Alberta lol

[@joannamastron]

"If you wanna talk to a dead person just talk to anyone. We're all dead, just not yet" is actually good advice. Talk to your friends and the people you love, and have fun with them while they're here rather than waiting to try to do those things after they're gone. Death is inevitable for not only yourself, but also those you care about, so try to show them eternity's worth of love now while they're still here.

[@mikhite5711]

Thank you for sharing that! I hope you're well.

[@abbyz13]

This comment doesn’t have enough attention. After my dad died I looked for meaning in it for a long time, but the meaning is in the fact that we’re here at all. It’s pointless to focus on what we can’t control. Hope everyone has a good night and has someone to tell they love them.

[@vanessameow1902]

Oh u spilled

[@williammiller6330]

I guess. I think he was just joking though.

[@wartygourd]

genuinely good advice

[@ThePotato3s]

"she loved talking to dead people so much she became one" sent me into orbit

[@user-vk7ul1mz7h]

wasnt that funny

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

@@user-vk7ul1mz7h You're wrong; that was friggn hilarious 🤣

[@mikeoxmall69420]

"I'm going ghost!"

[@userK77920]

​@@user-vk7ul1mz7h if majority says it's funny, your opinion is just wrong 👍

[@kayleigh6760]

@@user-vk7ul1mz7h nerd

[@zombiemeat227]

the funny thing is she could have bullshitted and clarified she said a cancer or ILLNESS took his life and just said she meant mental illness still would have been bullshit but would have been a better lie than gaslighting her entire chat 😭

[@emma_nutella58]

The day a psychic can guess what I’m exactly thinking is the day I’ll believe in psychics. Cause man I got a lot going on in there

[@TaiLungSimp]

She feels like that one girl in 2nd grade that thought she had powers and was on a “higher level” than anyone

[@maomaomi5434]

Hot take: all psychics and mediums are just bitter lonely people stuck in their chuunibyou phase and are going through a midlife crisis. Oh right and they're all lying thieving scammers too.

[@SkiddlyBink]

2nd grade? had a "friend" when i was about q2 or 13 who tried to convince us all she was a psychic. she claimed she could divine someone's profession by looking at their photo, so we showed her a picture of a random woman from google and claimed it was another friend's aunt

[@jazzymerlin7919]

Had a friend like that, thought that whenever she smiled the sun came out (as a homosexual)

[@cawtisticoctobear]

@@jazzymerlin7919 what does any of that even mean. “as a homosexual” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@CAT-jg1ej]

@@jazzymerlin7919 what💀

[@pingusman9715]

cant believe kurtis missed the opportunity to say "she lion to people for money"

[@sugarduo]

LMAO

[@bread.that.is.threatening]

1.1k likes and 1 reply??? how does that even happen

[@sugarduo]

@@bread.that.is.threatening well its not rlly the type of comment people would have anything to reply to??

[@TheWolves64]

I wish it was legal to own lions so i could send an actual lion to her in the mail

[@eileenshowers7683]

smh

[@its_monkey_time_baby]

She is literally so normal in the psychic relm. My stepdad is always on this app that's basically twitch but for psychics, and i literally know like 5 people exactly like her. Getting shit wrong and then blaming you for it being wrong. being disrespectful to people's loved ones who've passed. Most of them are really bigoted for some reason. And charging obsean amounts of money for their bad service. Mediums and psychics are evil

[@TSKyanite]

At first I had the thought "maybe she has just deluded herself that she is psychic, she might need help." But god did it get worse and worse. From what I can tell, she gets the basic idea of cold reading, but doesn't understand how to be subtle and is too impatient to take her time. The "he was a musician," "no" exchange showed a cold read set up where she skipped the reading. What the actual process would be is "I sense a source of music in this man's life" and then leave it hanging. The person you're reading will feel weird at the silence, and spout out something like "he was a musician", or "he loved the church choir", or something. Then, what you learn there, you continue to dig into. And on the rare chance they say no(I have yet to meet someone in my life who doesn't have some notable connection to some sort of music), then you say some bullshit like "I see. Perhaps I was sending the rhythm of his soul that urged to be let out yet was always encased" and then quickly move on to something else vague. As for everything else, in a public forum like this, you're going to want either stooges(people you pay so you can do a reading where you are super great) or hot readings(where before the reading you somehow gain info about the person you're reading before hand). This lets you build up some trust from the audience where they believe you can do it.

[@nessiefanatic]

“so send me toilet paper, whatever, it will all go to my poor friend who has nothing 😚” THAT HAD ME SO SHOCKED LMAOO

[@ashsatori]

Honestly I think she’s the one who needs the toilet paper

[@alaizahr1]

@@ashsatori HELP

[@FocusedFighter777]

She is the VERY definition of nasty, gross etc, in all sense of these words, from all angles......

[@potato1084]

@@ashsatori FRRRR😂💀💀💀😭😭

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

yeah and she thought she was being "kind" by saying that. For one, we all know, she ain't got no friends. Especially poor ones. With how greedy her stank ass is, she ain't got time for people of the poor variety. She just wants that stuff sent for herself, because she is that damn greedy. Hence her asking that woman who gave her $100 for the $4 fee she had to pay to send it back...Like it's shocking how awful she is.

[@TheSuperiorMinds]

As someone from Manitoba: don’t apologize, it’s literally a doorway to hell.

[@ajchat257]

ayyy im in nb :)

[@loiwoz]

@@ajchat257 ns rep right here, maritimes gotta unite against the prairies 🤢

[@bandgeeksarecool3]

When Kurtis explained its like Canada's Ohio...I can agree 100%. Ohio is exactly like a boss battle everyday 😂

[@twistytw]

God I hate it here

[@Nekogadaisukidesu.]

@@ajchat257Nova Scotian here!!

[@_lilyfr]

Kurtis no need to apologize for making fun of Manitoba, if they don’t live in kurtistown then they deserve to be made fun of

[@marsimus13]

communicating with the dead is her way to escape winnipeg and honestly i gotta respect it

[@herewego02]

there was this "psychic” in the mall one day that told me I had a depressed aura, and there was someone that I lost recently that had something to say to me that would make me feel whole again, and I needed to step outside w/ her to have this convo in silence. Given that my aunt died a week before bc cancer, I was rlly fucking sad, so I followed her outside the mall… turns out she just wanted to kidnap me 🤭 And yeah, I never believed in any psychic service again.

[@gilbanle_1034]

oh my god???

[@K_sawftie]

GOD DAMM. ARE YOU OK

[@MsKJackson831]

I was NOT expecting that. Glad you're ok good lord

[@imemmaiguess]

IM SORRY WHAT

[@cedric.s.8617]

GIRL WHAT?? ARE YOU OK??

[@nickkennedy9034]

Time for a joke that has been in my back pocket for like 10 years. There was a psychic dwarf on the run from the police, the call went out that there was a small medium at large.

[@ghostysoups]

genuinely laughed at this tbh

[@mr-moose-man]

why is this so funny😭😭☠️☠️ (being completely honest)

[@cloudii_nightsyt]

thank you for this

[@VanishingPoint1970]

When I moved out of my mom's house, I moved to a prison town, and obviously, my parents were a little freaked out. A couple months later, I texted my mom one night. I set up this exact joke as if it was real, and she thought autocorrect nerfed my ass and that I meant to say "psychotic," not "psychic." So I let her get concerned, and then I hit her with the punchline and have been laughing at it from my house in a prison town for 3 years now lmao

[@beepbeeplettuce5890]

Bruh this is like the oldest joke in the book

[@chocob000k]

THAT'S WHERE THE MEME "SHE'S FROM MANITOBA" COMES FROM ???

[@user-er1fm5vq5x]

She seems like a compulsive liar, I had a friend like that and they tried to convince me that they had stabbed multiple people and that they were super smart. She kind of has the same energy

[@godsire6217]

I wouldn't be surprised if psychics are actually pathological lying sociopaths.

[@user-nw5hf4np1b]

I like that she announced in a Facebook post that she just spontaneously became psychic one day lmaoo

[@placeholderdoe]

I’m just imagining her posting like a normal Facebook message about her kids and then being like,”btw I can speak to the dead, anyways Dylan aced his recorder assignment”

[@qualified_educational_user2919]

@@Luciferofficialllit doesn’t matter if you put (making fun of bots) in your comment, you’re still spamming replies with a link to a video. You’re doing the exact same thing as them.

[@sheyy5796]

@yesl

[@desmodeus2866]

@@qualified_educational_user2919 you're responding to a bot, report any comments formatted that way.

[@Baldjotarokujo]

@@placeholderdoe she also got evicted on a livestream

[@tom_j.]

As a proud KurtisTown citizen, I can say that our Mayor is the best because he keeps his promises of uploading videos on time

[@ametrime4754]

Yes

[@Mochistrying]

top comment right here

[@ametrime4754]

@@Correctical im shaking ans crying rn

[@tom_j.]

Omg I finally got bots on my comment, I'm famous lmao

[@carlosjpena6237]

Ya

[@Koda1103]

As someone who recently lost their mom last Christmas, these fake af mediums piss me off so much.

[@ErinJeanette]

I have literal tears in my eyes laughing at the lives of her on the toilet, that's horrific 😂 18:13 amazing 🤣

[@pikitat]

i love that when reading her facebook post, kurtis actually read "hapo3ened" and "recentky" as they were spelled. it added to the experience

[@Joosher56]

Reminds me of Matt rose lmao

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

@@Joosher56 SKULL EMOJI

[@towelclipz]

@@mountaindewbajablast4794 I could hear this comment

[@wewantarock]

yeah it bothers me when people don't read them exactly as spelled because it adds so much and it gives me a right giggle

[@CowboyCoob]

This part made me actually laugh lol

[@bubblebreyers]

I’ll never forget that not even a day after my brother’s obituary was posted in the paper, a ‘medium’ phoned us saying if we paid her giant fee she would tell us what he told her to say to us. my mom was on the ground sobbing because she felt like she had to pay it because at that point in grief you don’t think clearly. my dad got the phone away from her in time but it still haunts us. truly shows how far people are willing to go for some quick bucks.

[@giuliamaruzzelli2861]

Im so sorry to hear that.. these people are horrible. Send you all a big hug 🙏🏻

[@CrashBandiscoot]

Idk, maybe I’d be a different kind of medium (a non-scamming one) but if someone’s loved one came to me and I could help a grieving family you better believe it’ll be *free* Jeez though, I’m so sorry. Desperate heartbroken people can be vulnerable, to prey on this is sick

[@ktifaz7128]

Some people have no shame, Sorry for your loss.

[@anniechipps3772]

that's disgusting. i am so sorry.

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

Bruh, grief doesn't take away your logic or brain. That's a shame on the scammer but ffs man

[@kodic3945]

Fun fact about mediums and actually speaking to different plane-d spirits. It is SO not respectful to ask the spirit/ghost why or how they died.

[@lemondemoniscoolio]

ok well the people who live in manitoba that are subscribed to kurtis, don’t live in manitoba, they live in kurtistown

[@knuckl6972]

My "favourite" sylvia browne moment is when she told a grieving mother (whose daughter had been kidnapped) that the daughter was dead. Turns out the daughter wasn't dead, and was in fact watching that selfsame episode of Montel whilst in captivity. So that is a thing

[@LUCKY-lf2jv]

😦 i cant even imagine-

[@RooiRokBokkie]

Oh yes! Amanda Berry if I remember correctly

[@finnsword8286]

The mother sadly died before her daughter was found as well.

[@jahjoeka]

@@finnsword8286 died with hope in seeing her kid in heaven...

[@virekin0t719]

@@finnsword8286 oh no do you know what happened??

[@aalllllllexx]

My favorite Natalia moments were when she tried to do tarot readings and A.) read off of a website out of frame, and B.) read the wrong descriptions for the cards she pulled

[@serene0525]

THE ONE WHERE SHE ALSO READ OFF FROM A WEBSITE WORD BY WORD AND CLAIM SHE WASNT GOOGLING

[@aalllllllexx]

@@serene0525 that's what I was referencing lol that time and the time she quoted the wrong card on the website

[@luckybiperson]

I read tarot (for myself only-I wouldn’t feel comfortable reading for anyone else/and especially not charging for that), and even though I believe in spirits/divination and stuff, I mainly use tarot for an internal reflection rather than divination lmao. I totally respect those that use it as divination (I have done it occasionally) but it’s interesting to me to see people looking up the meanings for it via google instead of trying to interpret the cards/images themselves first

[@aalllllllexx]

@@luckybiperson i definitely understand using a book or site to get a general understanding of the cards when you're new to tarot or doing self readings, but to be CHARGING people and then just reading word for word... And not even reading the right card that you pulled... Shameless lol

[@serene0525]

@@aalllllllexx ohhhhh right i didnt see that part

[@103inthevalley]

17:05 IT'S 5 AM AND EVERYONE AT MY HOUSE IS ASLEEP AND I JUST SAW THIS HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I CANT LAUYGH

[@julia-ty9xe]

i can't stop coming back to this video its my favorite

[@trinifernandez8870]

In the wise words of my grandmother, who used to be a medium and a tarot card reader: If the person is charging for it, they are scamming you.

[@FayeBelogus]

Well, it’s nice that your grandma didn’t charge but she was also completely clueless. None of this stuff is real.

[@magnolia6968]

@@FayeBelogusOdd. Why are you so against people have a belief system? Leave the people who aren’t scamming or taking advantage of people alone, weirdo.

[@saintmaalik_]

​@@FayeBelogus You ain't have to talk about they gram like that to get your beliefs across :/

[@FayeBelogus]

@@magnolia6968 We have enough misinformation in the world, why add to it?

[@magnolia6968]

@@FayeBelogus We have enough judgmental people in the world, why add to it? Not all psuedoscience is bad. Ofc some of it is, but not all of it is. Let me ask again, why are you so against people having a belief system ?

[@Chachixo]

I gotta say...I am absolutely floored by the strength of the bathroom sounds. Like WOW. She isn't just doing a standard pee and a little toot - it's serious business there. Makes me wonder what kind of food she's spending all that business money on.

[@theslytherinhouseofficial]

Noooo this comment is very underrated-

[@MagicWhatsItCalled]

i read this comment before watching the video and i gotta say i am terrified to watch any further. thanks

[@Kracov_the_Madman]

She spent hundreds on food and is broke now and getting evicted. I know this because I'm a medium. Stop harassing me! I need a lion.

[@RooiRokBokkie]

I think she could be on drugs

[@ninjacoughdrop]

Nothing with fiber, that's for sure

[@k_brie7890]

If you don’t have a poor friend you are the poor friend

[@UnnecessaryEyes]

I love how he used the fushigi ball for this bit 💀 it’s all connected- 0:10

[@sk8erboi728]

as a size medium (practically an extra medium!!!) in both shirts and pants, i appreciate the disclaimer at the beginning saying that we’re not all the liars that we get portrayed as. most of us size medium people actually do have psychic abilities. i wish kurtis had touched on that a bit more, but i understand and respect his criticism

[@susanna5506]

LMAOOOOOO im dead

[@augustoof13]

Same. Like the person above me said im a medium in both (also sensory issues gang)

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@do not A bot “making fun of bots.” Oxymoron.

[@inadamquate]

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor I guess you can call it, a *parabot*

[@moonlight51921]

@@Neemereater it was a joke, they were joking about people wearing size medium clothing having powers

[@cfish744]

love how she asks people to donate items to her poor friend but if she makes so much money, can't she be a good friend and donate that money to her poor friend?

[@daydream5120]

I think her poor friend is herself

[@ellamak3313]

@@daydream5120LMFAOOOO

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

no, bcuz she don't have a poor friend, she is keeping those items for herself, to save herself even more money. Greedy ass bitch. Ungrateful as hell too. The nerve she had to be shitty with someone who sent her $100, bitch her out for sending it "wrong." Sending it BACK to her, and then asking multiple times for $10 extra to cover the $4 fee she had to pay to send it back....That blows my mind. There is NO way that lady has any friends. As a broke bitch myself, I wouldn't want to be friends with someone like her. my money amount, wouldn't change that, but I think being poor, would maike u want to be her friend even less...if that's possible.

[@itzsharon3570]

No she’s also poor and rich, but mostly poor

[@Scrofar]

no way, you can't be rich if you give away your money :(((((((

[@Maya-ub4cb]

Me to my teacher when I fail the test I didn’t study for: 8:20

[@cyrollan]

She literally described every uncle!

[@aleandra3945]

i saw a psychic a while ago and she looked at me and said “you’re going to find a man really soon and finally fall in love and have two boys” meanwhile i was sitting there being a raging lesbian

[@Mecal21]

i love the phrase "raging lesbian"

[@ilovemycat3537]

maybe Stockholm syndrome

[@froggy5748]

@Keebs can’t believe your comment is 50% “people would never understand that I just don’t wanna have sex!1!! I’m just too quirky and unique!1!” and 50% “yeah psychics who prey on the weak suck ass” A serious tone right after a paragraph that makes you sound twelve is hard to take seriously lmao

[@jenelaina5665]

@@froggy5748 um. You're the one who sounds immature as hell here.

[@rachelmcdonough1506]

Maybe she meant you'll find a woman with the last name Mann.

[@br5092]

I wish I could express how hard I laughed out of pure shock when she was on the toilet like... I really wasn't expecting that even with the warning I was caught off guard somehow

[@joycewible8816]

That was unreal 😳

[@NeilBangingOutTheTunes]

I somehow didn't expect the sounds

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

SAME, I WAS SUFFOCATING 😭

[@asmodeous1027]

i was eating dinner and i literally almost bursted out laughing omg thats the funniest thing ever

[@ritsukoakagi2000]

I haven’t stopped laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexacidity676]

I watched this video not knowing this is where the "she's from manitoba" sound came from and when it came up it was a jumpscare 😭

[@giraffe1782]

please dont evict me Kurtis.

[@uwu-dw4gs]

"man or female" tells me all i ever needed to know about her

[@AdamOfIngolstadt]

A yes, the two genders, (a gender) and (An assigned sex) Like not only is it cis people bullshit, it's not even correct catagorization

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

they’re just guessing the most common things lol

[@HyukBurgersTV]

@@FurretAnimationsIsEpic they meant how she said man or “female” rather than man or woman

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

@@HyukBurgersTV what

[@wade8506]

Exactly!

[@jasminefletcher8897]

My mom spent a ton of money to see Sylvia Brown when her brother died, it was so sad. We all tried to do our best to tell her it probably isn't going to be real but her grief was so strong, she was willing to trust anyone almost.

[@justanothernpc5419]

Damn, idk how recent that was but hope she's doing better mentally

[@Stephanie-dx7kk]

and that's exactly the type of despair these people prey on for money. they very well know these 'customers' will do anything to hear from their loved ones. grief is not linear.....it's horrible to do to somebody. thinking of her! 🤍

[@kei.13]

Exactly why I think psychics should be treated the same as scam call centers. Lock em up!

[@jasminefletcher8897]

Y’all are so sweet, my momma has been doing very well the last year and a half and like many others found her own way to peace through therapy and self care, not connection through a psychic reading.

[@bethswiftie]

So sorry for ur loss

[@SweeetTeaa]

Listen, it’s one thing referring to your friends by looks (I.e. “My friend with braces” or “my friend with blue hair”) but referring to someone by class is next level

[@sanjanashah6675]

this woman needs to be arrested for fraud

[@stqrrynights1471]

My aunt is a scammer psychic and threw a fit when my grandpa died and she didn’t get what she wanted in the will. She said he spoke to her beyond the veil and told her she should get a bigger part of the inheritance. I’ve (sadly) never met her but she sounds exhausting 🤧

[@saltedwounds]

Wow.. did anyone listen to her after she “spoke” to your grandpa? I hope they didn’t add her to the will after that 😥😓

[@aubrey6464]

@@saltedwoundsI don’t think they legally can

[@jessicastjames6202]

@@saltedwounds Literally no law office in the country would consider "woman claims dead man told you to give her money" to be a real and valid part of the will. Hell, wills AS WRITTEN are thrown out all the time due to suspected or proven fraud. If the physical words written on the will aren't even guaranteed, then there's no chance in hell that some random bitch who wants a handout is going to get it because she got creative with her blatant lying lmfao

[@rastaramune7893]

@@saltedwounds They definitely didn't, but man, imagine if that's how laws worked- or even life worked "Yeah, so, I actually communicated with Albert Einstein from beyond, and he said I was waaay smarter than him, so... you should let me into Harvard without any background checks."

[@froggy5748]

@@saltedwounds there’s no way for someone to change your will after you are dead. Or even when you’re alive, tbh. Your will can literally only be written by you or a lawyer you’ve hired to write out your words for you. Wills are extremely important documents that aren’t allowed to be changed after death.

[@user-mf9ot6qt4o]

Reminds me of that one psychic that was exposed for being a fraud after someone gave her a pic of themselves as a child pretending it was a missing person and she was like "yeah I can see them..." or whatever and then the person said "that's just a picture of me", people will do anything for money

[@mintsmooth860]

i mean technically she did see them, right in front of her lol

[@sumlem]

It was Sylvia Browne

[@taegilee7554]

@@mintsmooth860 She also said the child was dead and she died brutally so errmmmm (if it is the same one)

[@astroblast2325]

She is also the same woman in the clip Kurtis showed of the Montel Williams show, lol

[@bunnybunnyhophop103]

Lisa from Inside Edition?

[@gunvorschmidthenriksen3878]

WHY DID I NOT NOTICE KURT ÍS WEARING A CURE T SHIRT?!? HELL YEAY

[@fancyshmancy3053]

She could’ve recovered slightly by saying it was a cancer of the mind that first one

[@Alexandra-rb7ju]

"I called somebody the (insert racial slur here) word, but I apologized and now they just can't get over it" Crickets

[@katescosmos]

"I hit someone on purpose, but I apologized and they still haven't gotten over it 😭"

[@EyeWasBored]

I dismembered a child but their parents are still mad after I apologized???

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

"why are yall still mad I said sowwy"

[@gnomad28]

“i broke someones leg and apologised and theyre still using crutches??? 🤨”

[@alnabulsi313]

All signs with Natalia point to addict. and I don't mean it at all as a joke. The way her face slips when she gets mad, the desperation, the degree of urgency, lack of self awareness, the skin lesions AND the gastrointestinal distress. All really strong signs of someone who is chasing the dopeman. 🤦 Genuinely disturbing.

[@melotron00]

frfr

[@Anna-zt3jc]

yeah, the whole eviction livestream especially, she must've owed someone

[@MindBlaasterOrange77]

and she’s from manitoba, esp winnipeg is known for our meth

[@andreadavis6858]

To me, she just seems like a person who has been a manipulator and a liar her entire life (and a really bad one at that) and this is one of her many schemes. I know, have family members, and worked with people like that and they were very sober.

[@despressso]

@@andreadavis6858 the sores on her face say otherwise

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

That opening sequence with the Fushigi always cracks me up no matter how many times I rewatch. You're a treasure, Kurtis, we don't deserve you

[@ssaihara3927]

Kurtis wearing a the cure shirt makes me undescribably happy

[@harmc2301]

Even though I was warned about her being on the toilet while live, I was still so shocked to hear her shitting. I had to stop putting my bed sheets on to stand there in shock and horror

[@Athena-ju7cd]

that cannot be real omg...

[@DellerEller]

869 nice

[@mayaisgoinginsane]

Omg wait you're kidding right??

[@erica-5198]

I was praying that he used sound fx 😭

[@ursulakisu]

I WAS PUTTING BEDSHEETS ON MY BED WHILE WATCHING THIS TOO........

[@chibikittens24]

"I hear voices in my sleep so I must be a medium!" It's literally hypnagogia it's soooooo nooooormal. Literally cannot express how absolutely mundane this experience is.

[@MyTimelord11]

So like dreaming without visuals?

[@babycakes84]

yes!! my way of explaining this & how i experience it personally, it’s part of falling asleep. while i’m drifting off, the “audio” of my dreams comes before the visuals, so i can kind of switch myself back awake and write down what i literally hear from my dreams. its all complete nonsense tho, like i’ve recorded “thats someone elses pictures ill be out for her snowball bed, bathtub i just heard an ice whale wonk wonk wonk” like all in order like that. the creepiest thing i heard was “am i supposed to be able to see the answer? christ is good i have sinned”

[@mikeoxmall69420]

They won't stop screaming. Does that mean I'm a large?

[@MyTimelord11]

@babycakes oh that's cool :) I don't really get this. There was one night however that I was in bed and someone said my name behind me 💀 It was clear and urgent. Kinda freaked me out 😅😂 I think I might have heard a spirit but I don't think that necessarily makes me a medium. I think everyone has a bit of psychic in them. Everyone has an intuition. Those gut feelings where you just KNOW something or you can see it playing out in your head and it comes true. Some people just have a stronger intuition than others and are good enough to qualify (ethically speaking) for giving these services in exchange for money. This lady is not one of them 😂

[@yawninglion1677]

I sometimes wake up because I think I hear someone saying my voice, only to realize it's like super early and there's nobody outside my door whispering my name. Maybe I'm psychic too! /s

[@TranceCore3]

If you're so psychic you wouldn't have to ask for donations. Use your magical brain power

[@ashers.hangout]

“She loved talking to dead people so much she became one.” 💀

[@atmosphericentry0]

The amount of serotonin I get every time Kurtis uses the Barbie "balls" soundbite confuses me

[@lucyservo6574]

I laugh out loud every time without fail, its the reverb i think 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

If he hadn't done a video on its origins, I would still think it's from Final Fantasy VII Remake where Jesse, referring to Cloud, says "He's got balls", lol.

[@maomaomi5434]

Same, and Chloe's "ewwwwwww!" too

[@ck7993]

omfg i use the "OOH YEAH" sfx irl

[@Mr.BusinessGhost]

I actually say this all the time - ✨balls✨ - and in my head I can always hear him saying it with the reverb but most of my friends have no idea wtf im talking about/referencing which makes it even funnier

[@ellieisagoober]

my sister and their gf went to see a psychic in my area. the psychic told my sister that they would be a successful businesswoman, but they were already almost done studying to become a teacher. and, right in front of their gf, the psychic said that my sister would find their soulmate in 7 years, which he automatically assumed would be a man. to add salt to the wound, he referred to their gf as their “friend”💀

[@Shirumoon]

That is rough. Did they bring up their relationship and if so, how did the psychic react?

[@Monicalia]

Lol it reminded me of a woman I met couple of years ago, who was super intro astrology. She asked me about my zodiac sign and was like "oooh, I can totally describe your relationship with your family, I was so good at this". She assumed, based on our zodiac signs, that my parents didn't get along and I didn't get along with my sister, and it was a complete BS, my parents love each other very much and my sister is my best friend. Her face when she realized she got everything wrong was price less.

[@Baldjotarokujo]

People can always change career paths.

[@jasperjazzie]

@@Baldjotarokujo i doubt they would plan on changing career paths anytime soon if they had literally just finished school

[@Baldjotarokujo]

@@jasperjazzie it’s happened to people I know. They did school, worked in that field, then changed career paths.

[@bostonsandatot4948]

No shame in being the poor friend, comrade!

[@bluebeka2458]

We are all dead inside so yeah, talk with anyone.

[@Rachel98246]

I don’t believe in psychics or ghosts personally, but one time a woman walked up to my aunt outside a supermarket and said “your mother told me to tell you that the blue flower looks much nicer in your garden than it did in hers.” And walked away. My grandma had a blue flower in her garden that she hated, and when she died, my aunt took it and put it in HER garden. I don’t have a reasonable explanation for that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@hammywoods]

what was your aunts reaction? i'd be scared forever thinking my grandman was watching everything i do

[@sayo1133]

that sounds like an angel. i've never experienced anything like that but maybe angels are real ❤

[@CrashBandiscoot]

Hey, I think it’s totally possible. I also think if they’re a REAL medium, they’d do things like this. Sure they have to make money so maybe it’s their hustle too, but random freebies would be the real deal. And oh so specific 😳

[@KnightsGone]

Confirmation bias

[@craveliving681]

​@@KnightsGone It's called lived experience. Maybe go get some.

[@hanakkimmm]

the fart is absolutely horrifying & disturbingly gross 😭✋ and when Kurtis said, "I know you're a medium but that's LARGE!" got me so good 😭😂

[@travelsizedarchie]

missed opportunity to not mention tumours with the "balls" bit

[@BelindaShort]

Tried to skip the pooping only to have you making a bunch of pooping sounds lol

[@mushbloom1]

i remember having a unit about this in psychology and it was basically just my teacher ripping them to shreds and showing us compilations of them messing up and getting things wrong. great class

[@mancillamarie]

i just started psychology in uni i’m excited to get to this part

[@gargoylegutz]

psychology is fucking wiild man. we watched mean girls at the end of the year in my psychology class last year, and i'm still in high school

[@JingoCrochet]

yup, i have a minor in psychology and they rip astrology, personality tests, and mediums/psychics, there is no scientific evidence that proves that ghosts are real as well as having psychic abilities. "good psychics" aka the ones that tend to seemingly get a lot of things correct (such as the one that kurtis had on his podcast) are not actually psychic but use some pretty clever social psychology tricks. Basically if you say things confidently and vaguely enough those things can be applied to just about anyone (barnum effect) you too can be a "psychic" lol and whenever they get anything wrong they may gaslight you or try to say that they were "reading someone else in the room" or pin point it on something else (other than themselves making the mistake). They are tricky scammers.

[@HeatherHolt]

@@JingoCrochet random but do they do lie detector tests too? They talked about how bs lie detector tests are in my psych class in college and it was eye opening. Like you already know they’re not real but the psychology behind why cops use them is pretty fascinating when speaking about false confessions. Also the study where people were told they were shocking people but kept doing it bc the dr told them it was ok is one of my favorite studies of all time that shows how maleable humans really can be. You can get almost anyone to believe and do almost anything if they don’t have a strong disposition.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Bless all your teachers lol

[@MakiZenin__]

I remember this show where they built a fake haunted house, made their own story about it and all, and invited psychics into it. They told the psychics about this made up dude, (I’m just gonna call him Billy Joe), and Billy Joe isn’t a real person. It was hilarious watching the psychics “feel the presence” of Billy Joe when he’s not even a real person.

[@conormullins4900]

That sounds like the peak of entertainment, now I wish I could find it

[@jaxyn494]

@@conormullins4900 I don't know what the show was called or anything, but I remember the fake guy's name was George Bull so you could probably look that up and find it. He was the "owner of a chocolate factory" and the guy that made him up was dressed like Charlie Chaplin at one point for some reason

[@wanderingplus]

“The Bulls**t Detective” (on BBC3 from 2007) At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what it was called. For some reason, there’s quite a few pages on Google that reference it as “The Bulls**t Detectors Exposes Three Mediums”

[@conormullins4900]

@@wanderingplus Alright, thanks!

[@TiagoLima-nd3ry]

BBC also did something similar with ouija boards, debunking the whole thing

[@TheSpiderInUrWalls]

Honestly you can’t be an online psychic. Part of the works is being empathetic and reading your clients. For that you need to see them, to see their reactions. That way you know when you’re heading in the right direction.

[@froydinger]

Sylvia brown took advantage of a friend of mines mom. I couldn't even believe it on air and it still breaks my heart to this day.

[@ceterisparabolas]

“She liked talking to dead people so much she became one”’ is the savagest thing I’ve heard from Kurtis

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

My grandmother was psychic but never charged anyone. She read tea leaves as well. She said if she ever did it professionally she wouldn’t charge someone if she got it wrong, which I think is fair. She even predicted her own death 😳

[@taylermiller5736]

I’ve had my own psychic experiences every now and then, sensing spirits and predicting deaths….yay…but I also tarot , I’ve had friends tell me I should do it professionally and I’m like noooooooooo cuz it just feels wrong to me

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

@@taylermiller5736 it’s such a spiritual and natural thing, it feels off to commercialise it. I totally get it but whatever feels right to you x

[@lalaloopsyyay7828]

That’s a sweet grandma. When I’m older and I’m grand I would love to be a supernatural one who helps younger people

[@MAAT1111]

I am a High Priestess & Healer of many generations, but I WOULD NEVER CHARGE FOR THE USE OF MY GIFTS EITHER. #MAAT💚💚💚

[@laurajaynenolan2149]

@@MAAT1111 I think that is really beautiful, thank you for all that you do xo

[@nathenbutcool]

Hey i really appreciate you differentiating between the bad actors who take advantage of people, and psychics who actually genuinely try to help others!

[@bostonsandatot4948]

Soooo a psychic ☕🐸

[@tHePiNkSiLk]

the way I thought her hair was a habit for a second and my first thought was “oh my god she’s a scammer AND a nun” like how multifaceted would that be

[@felicityhoneycutt8570]

When ur a scammer but the lord is on ur side so its ok😇🤣

[@kathleenuclear]

"I'm married to Jesus so He talks to me!"

[@BlackCampariBlue]

omfg until I read your comment I still thought it was a habit! Thought she wore a costume or smth

[@tangerine1884]

ME TOO PAHSHBDBD

[@WYIN98]

Bruh I thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂