Konami E3 2010 director's cut

[@Pillysrule]

Glad no one in the audience talked. Wouldn't want anyone to embarrass themselves.

[@markguardiana600]

Konami said so

[@jovialdemonn]

Of course, wouldn't want anyone to be on the internet, infamous for making a show of themselves

[@SamprazDoodles]

The only ppl embarrassed here r the Konami for releasing such garbage titles

[@deechonada]

@@SamprazDoodles yes, that's the point of this comment

[@omarhuda4997]

How times have changed. Bethesda would have preferred silence

[@madeupfred]

Starting the conference by telling people to leave is such an incredible power move holy shit.

[@blazeddddddd]

Thats how they treat their employees anyway

[@druidofthefang]

I think they did something similiar at this years EA conference, they told people to stop watching or something.

[@greenkidd529]

@Makuta S-V are you serious?? Where is this posted??

[@sephir91]

@Makuta S-V link!!!

[@thetoot9615]

@Makuta S-V Wtf is wrong with you?! Give us a link NOW!

[@AlphaKennyOneHard]

It's as if Tommy Wiseau himself directed this press conference. It's so impressively awful

[@genkigaming4u556]

Fucking kektus maximus!!! Jajaja

[@satoruriolu6132]

Even Tommy would do it better

[@jqyhlmnp]

Professor Genkier ja

[@francescolombardi3438]

Oh hai kojima.

[@themayqueen666]

You're tearing me apart, Konami!

[@antonioortizburciaga1158]

I love that they seemingly prepared a funny conference full of humor and moments for the audience to cheer and laugh, and they start by setting everyone up to stay quiet and make everything awkward.

[@Abuqital2000]

Exactly, the first guy laughed and the presenter says "yea you don't want to do that"

[@bluedistortions]

It's the most Japanese way to do things for sure

[@TheAnimatedGamer]

Is this one of these weird adult swim shows you see when you stay up too late

[@Liam-vu7wo]

"One of the things I think that is the benefit of hip hop, is that we have President Obama"

[@Freefork]

1 million truuup. LOVE YIU GUYS.

[@KoeSeer]

ah yes the early 2000's when TV showed weird shit after 12 AM. I remembered one of the TV station aired semi porn, bikin photoshoot documentary, or weird talk shows where everything is awkward right after its midnight news.

[@Z-Romello]

Eric Andre Show

[@projectmayhem4376]

Delocated

[@MacDaddy635]

The guy at the start telling everyone "we don't want that on the internet" was textbook foreshadowing.

[@stephengrigg5988]

he's the one who sabotaged the computer!

[@zachskiles8059]

I can actually feel the audience slowly dying as this conference progresses

[@zachskiles8059]

"Whatever you say might end up on the Internet." Ironic.

[@stephengrigg5988]

the prophet of our time

[@Roach_21VSD]

@@zachskiles8059 They could save others from cringe... but not themselves

[@DarkAtHearts]

5:15 ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[@Chichimee]

Oliver Tree

[@MrNrj6490]

Honestly, it takes balls to lead off your E3 press conference with "Glee: Karaoke Revolution"

[@franc8023]

glee? is that series when the protagonist actor dies by coke overdose ?

[@zachflag6506]

@@franc8023 and a significant side character’s actor got outed as a child predator and immediately killed himself

[@rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539]

And what about the mexicans wrestlings? Jajaja

[@tumulovermelho93]

​@@zachflag6506 And one of the couples had an IRL relationship with domestic violence. That series was cursed.

[@zachflag6506]

@@tumulovermelho93 Jesus Christ, it’s like high school theater all over again

[@beejor]

"Please, nobody make any noise during this conference. It would be very distracting." (two minutes of awkward silence immediately follows)

[@fuckugplus]

But then you have the guess trying hard to crack them up. It was a test of mental fortitude. The troll vs the press

[@JM-ll2vv]

Can we roll the trailer please?

[@BerMaster5000]

"If you keep pressing xxx or yyy again you'll be sucked"

[@deadmeme1399]

Rapidly presses xxx yyy

[@anita.b]

HE SUCC MEEEE

[@MicrowaveBackground]

....roight?

[@atomixfang]

xxxxxxx yyyyyyyy xxxxxxxx yyyyyyyyy.... nothing is happening. I am disappointed.

[@ThePowerlessLP]

reyeght?

[@enzoapacible1083]

Say what you want, but this is the most memorable E3 conference ever.

[@nathanrodriguez914nr]

More than "Xbox Go Home" and "Jamie Kennedy Go Home: The Drunkening"

[@jgowdey]

I love it so much

[@sonvolt5150]

Enzo Apacible truly the best. I revisit it often for a laugh

[@KaigaiProject]

2006 Sony would like to have a word..

[@ViktorKruger99]

Can't believe it's been ten years, remember watching this live and being baffled to no end. You can't top this conference.

[@Reddo88]

All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... RIP E3

[@mushudamaschin2608]

Yeah man what a shame, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd definitely set up E4 for y'all

[@emanuel81111]

i saw a little girl petting a virtual tiger ... musicians playing pop songs not related to videogames .... fake gameplay trailers in the big screens.... all those... moments will be lost ... like ... tears in rain

[@mirrorballl]

This whole thing feels like a fever dream or some kind of skit

[@eatfugu]

All it’s missing is Eric Andre

[@jujuyee2534]

that's how i see the world when i'm on ecstasy

[@salvatorewilk4220]

Jesus ya

[@jordy835]

@@jujuyee2534 its how schizophrenic's see the world without seroquel

[@leonardfeuerstein]

Lol XD

[@Thwap23]

This conference is legendary, I wish they had one every year.

[@pexoverso]

They should use good actors to keep the cringe commedy

[@ChapuleTaylor]

@Makuta S-V i don't think what we get is low tier at all

[@punkchris]

Makuta S-V calm the fuck down lmao

[@ChapuleTaylor]

@Makuta S-V i agree with you but you missed my point

[@ChapuleTaylor]

@Makuta S-V take a rest

[@Danmarinja]

“Any sounds will be broadcast on the internet” Wish they told the Bethesda crowd that this year as well.

[@ackdca3810]

“My dad died.” audience: YYYYEHEHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI

[@teamyordle23]

WOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAH

[@Six_To_One]

Cyberpunk 2077 will be the worst game ever made . *YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@michaelaeschbacher4648]

No no no, don't tell them that. They'll only get louder

[@danielevans8910]

DiscoClam wait, what do you mean, what happened?

[@rodentRoundup]

9:55 Dude doesn't even pretend that it's live gameplay, and just walks away letting the pre-recorded footage roll while his co-host continues to dance. I don't know if he went off the script or if the conference was running behind schedule and they had to move on or what.

[@Gencoil]

And he even has the audacity to tell the audience that it's in real time.

[@dethhollow]

And then it just cuts to the logo mid-dance, lol! They didn't even have good footage FOR THE GAME to fake this!!!

[@JM-ll2vv]

He says "both of the players dancing in real time" as he's literally stopped playing haha

[@Abuqital2000]

Getting perfect scores 😅

[@some-replies]

I think it was supposed to be a joke that didn't land.

[@milkman6039]

I like how the Dance Master dude just gave up and started speaking Japanese halfway through

[@johnpeplow7134]

Or maybe he was so high he forgot he was supposed to be speaking English. Between sentences.

[@RoboBlue2]

And the other guy just threw out a bunch of unrelated corporate buzzwords to cover up the fact that he didn't speak Japanese either.

[@nickabbott319]

HumbleDegenerate lmao

[@AWISECROW]

@@RoboBlue2 Yeah I thought the guy on the right was going to translate, but then he started reading off of the prompter

[@st4r444]

LMFAO 😂

[@Hugo_Tate]

I’d love a “Where are they now” video on everyone from this conference.

[@rifasclub]

Well, I know where IGA is... Play Bloodstained, it's awesome.

[@akirakurusu4366]

Silver king 2:34 passed away recently

[@Parhikunii]

@@akirakurusu4366 La Parka passed away last year ago too.

[@ElNegus9985]

There were 2 guys at the back listening the conference who later founded a channel called Digital Foundry

[@_arkhea]

naoki maeda, after a lifetime of making banging tunes for DDR and directing aspects of the game itself (among others), left the company a while ago and has now worked with capcom on his own rhythm game and a new mobage he released last year. Most songs he made for the arcade games for the past what, 20 years? have been shitcanned with a few exceptions and it fucking sucks.

[@Bobby_T_]

this is like a middle school presentation on konami

[@Damstructions-funny]

Ikr

[@gabrielgaspar3744]

The audience did not know, but they were witnessing history in the making

[@djvoid1]

This moves beyond the realm of cringe and into pure bizarrist comedy. Tim and Eric couldn't have come up with this if they tried

[@PresidentialWinner]

And it's pure gold.

[@vladtepes2667]

@@kayooftheWell Already dead but i am contemplating dying but then i realize there is more to being undead

[@gigachad192]

Looks like something out of Twin Peaks, lol.

[@vladtepes2667]

@@gigachad192 Whats that. Think I heard of it?

[@UreksatheJade]

Maybe MDE could have tho...

[@unbeatenlake790]

This looks like something off of GTA’s in game tv.

[@wrenboy2726]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@richardmartin6512]

Hhhahahrharha

[@CarlJohnson-mf4qd]

Yup Only difference being that what's broadcasted in my universe is mostly 80% staged, just for the brainwashed audience. This shit ain't no acting at all🤣

[@kzang386]

@@CarlJohnson-mf4qd uh, sorry to burst your bubble CJ, but your 3D universe doesn't have any tv broadcasts, only the later games universe, the HD universe does

[@CarlJohnson-mf4qd]

@@kzang386 trust me, there is some crazy shit on tv, even on my universe.

[@GroovyLeon]

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?

[@SoulCalSiegfried]

Hero Of Gallowmere - You feel it too...don't you?

[@joycehayes1454]

Aaron Every night..... I CAN FEEL MY LEG!- XD I can't finish the rest of it.

[@runnirudelrunnideas4557]

Woooooooww

[@vladtepes2667]

Suffering builds up strength.

[@pugassassin5591]

@@vladtepes2667 lol

[@Daniel-bi5ci]

10:51 i love how the japanese guy simply give up trying to speak in english.

[@rolan5948]

I noticed that too, he was like fuck it😂😂

[@Eggs_is_eggs]

At least he put effort into his English. When he was speaking in Japanese he was really robotic and tried to rush the lines to get it over with.

[@TheUltimateHacker007]

@@Eggs_is_eggs the guy sounded like he had to retain some water in his mouth like a challenge or something

[@glipk]

@@Eggs_is_eggs that's just how Japanese is

[@pcpolice2518]

@@TheUltimateHacker007 😂

[@Grandmas_Favorite]

“One of the things I think is the benefit of hip hop is we have president Obama”.... Lmao

[@sideeswipe]

Dave Slattery I fucking died at that HAHAHAHHA it's so random

[@JEMurl]

This is undoubtedly the cringiest video in the history of history.

[@jaztin7197]

HAHAHAAHAHA

[@samelusac1]

It is something that the president actually listens to music that I do. And read the same books. Well it's something that he actually reads. And isn't some racist fossil

[@nick2316]

Lmao I wish I knew the context

[@vidoganes5438]

i still watch e3 every year even though i know deep down that there will never be a better conference than this

[@Konipaca]

Sony won and left no survivors

[@vidoganes5438]

thank u based kojima

[@killerjoy1001]

+Konipaca killed them all and had class left over to send flowers to the families

[@rasundesilva6088]

+Konipaca yeah but those games won't be here until 2018 and they showed 75% cutscenes.

[@IskandarTheWack]

Well I mean that's kind of the point, that said, quite a few of those games will end up in 2017, also the only cgi was kojima's, which is a 2019ish game but it was there to show that they have kojima and also because kojima got barred from going to the game awards for mgs5 by konami. Microsoft showed the same games as last year, sony has these games + tons of games shown within the last 2 years coming.

[@dallyink7412]

After all of the times I've seen this I've now realized I haven't seen a single one of these games in my life outside of this presentation.

[@RosesAreBlack94]

Ninety nine knights was pretty good at the time, I remember seeing the first one and was blown away by the graphics

[@albertobellini98]

Silent hill?

[@sentientarugula2884]

@@user84074 what a weird name

[@baku_gako2135]

Even Metal Gear Rising?

[@bigdoggo5827]

Castlevania Harmony of despair was a nice Castlevania game. It had characters from older games and the music kicked ass. It's music is used in smash Ultimate

[@GrizzlyNightman]

5:15 looks like a screen test for a non aired international version of Drake and Josh

[@AA-xu5kr]

Holy shit hahahahah

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

I laughed so hard at this I almost cried

[@QuietSnake-xs5vx]

oh man i laughed way too hard xD

[@CODA96]

I cant believe how good this comment is

[@lZUNA7]

Dude I cracked up at this 😂

[@bungieborris9111]

one of the benefits of it being hip hop is that uhh we have president obama -konami 2010

[@Yayofangamer16]

THANKS OBAMA

[@AWISECROW]

THANKS HIP-HOP

[@murray9221]

THANKS DONALD TRUMP

[@jhosright_Motscoud]

Hey, that's right!

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

That shit is so bizarre

[@peedfarded]

The Dance Masters thing was literally the funniest. It's like they just got a crackhead Japanese dude off the street and the oldest kid from Malcom in the middle. Not to mention they weren't even playing the game on the screen, it was just gameplay footage. 😂

[@patrickm4281]

who? Francis?

[@nickmason790]

Some Cynical Asshole seriously who the fuck was that Japanese guy?!

[@sjpd3352]

Thats literally the games composer, but I can see where you're coming from...

[@smoke12316]

The presenter ruined the whole mood before the actual presentation itself, amazing.

[@DylanBelievesInTheNet]

Rest in Peace, E3. Many people hated you, many rightfully so, but I cherish this. All the preening, cultural obfuscation and lies and deception...washed away for this one press conference. Konami will never be this again, and E3 will never 'be' again.

[@MeganeMondeoMX5]

"One million troops" has stuck with me ever since this conference never gets boring

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

*Wahn mirrion troobs.

[@mortified0]

DarkStryder360 "...love you guys"

[@issaknife3495]

It's not funny

[@seanconnolly4364]

JiggyMcCue how rude

[@onihaiena6152]

Nah, "giant enemy crab" is way better.

[@martyhearn3465]

Happy 10th anniversary to the best press conference of all time. This is where humanity peaked

[@nabieladrian]

Can't argue, we're keep getting downhill

[@Mimon-Baraka]

Yes it has charisma, not like these robotic cringe Shows of today.

[@ethandahlstrom]

Truly, it will never be better

[@sebastiantafoya3609]

@@Mimon-Baraka hello brother

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Considering Konami was never heard from again after this means that the cringe was so epic that they decided they where done doing Video Games!

[@mikki7522]

That's right, beyblade is back and hotter than ever.

[@goodninji8]

So... It was hot back then?

[@PodRealoaded]

😂things you wouldn't expect to hear in 2010 and 2020

[@MrAIDS-wx2he]

8:11 has to be my favorite, the man just staring at the announcers face point blank with a murderous death stare. Special thanks to mister metokur for showing this

[@jammin2575]

Not sure if gonna kiss or kill…..

[@нико-р2х]

The fuck is that guy even doing lol

[@obZenism]

I'm going need a link to that stream

[@HolyAarom]

@@нико-р2х i think he was trying to read the teleprompter to make sure that the guy speaking was doing it right but the angle didnt lend him any favors

[@emmathepony1992]

@@HolyAarom correct

[@BigBossIsBack]

Saddest part is Tak Fuji gave the most coherent presentation out of everyone

[@dun0790]

True but what language was he speaking

[@josuke8gappy]

@@dun0790 japanese

[@dogeshark204]

he was actually trying

[@TruFalco]

Easily the most charasmatic. The man is a GEM and you can't make me think otherwise.

[@tony1954]

True that

[@juanisaias8308]

I still can't believe this is real. The wrestlers slaps omfg.

[@vladtepes2667]

Wrestler use slap its somewhat effective.

[@user-ef6gv4wv1l]

*grabs the microphone directly*

[@microfighterz]

I think the beauty of the chops are they would have actually stung like a bitch, but they no sold it and it just looks much dumber than it should have been

[@tylerblair318]

RIP Silver King. He actually died recently. He played the evil luchador in Nacho Libre.

[@dannydarko7698]

Shit was fuckin hilarious

[@Cavs191]

Translation: we are exclusively a front company for the yakuza to launder their money through legally

[@merunasg]

Is that real? I haven't thought about that option. Yakuza is pretty big so I wouldn't be surprised with these kind of scams

[@Cavs191]

Merunas Grincalaitis well they are pivoting to making more and more pachinko and slot machines at Konami and in Japan I hear the pachinko industry is dominated by the yakuza

[@guthriesavagefriedman35]

This actually makes a lot of sense

[@monkeyrobotsinc.9875]

lmao win

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

Merunas Grincalaitis Yakuza’s aren’t nearly as dominant as they used to be in current day Japan!

[@alioth2021]

This is almost 13 years old, but "I'll take it in the back" is still one of the funniest things I've heard at E3.

[@tyrellhansraj3589]

Timestamp?

[@roycrownguard]

​@@tyrellhansraj35894:34

[@bmbterps]

@@tyrellhansraj35894:32

[@cj7318]

Give it to me

[@zigzagintrusion]

4:30

[@DoctorObviously]

I love how Tak Fuji is the most human person in this video. He follows his "you'll be sucked" with the most smug, self-assured "I did it." face ever.

[@jordanstapelberg507]

@@neromauritzen6170 I think he meant if you just button mash (xxx and yyy) you'll do poorly (he probably meant "you'll suck" instead of "you'll be sucked")

[@INRamos13]

​@@jordanstapelberg507No, he meant that there is a secret code where if you input those keys, the game controller sucks you off.

[@idrinkmilk282]

​​​@@INRamos13 All he meant was that you suck at the game if you just button mash (i know that you know this, DeMatastic, I'm mainly making a point about OP to everybody here). He was trying to put a challenge to the players, a form of marketing strategy that tons of games use. Dark souls being one of the more famous for it. It's as simple as saying "think you can beat our game? Hah. I bet you can't. Why don't you buy it and prove it." The broken English, which was displayed throughout the entire time he spoke, is the ONLY reason he didn't just say "you'll suck at this game if all you do is mash". For native English speakers, determining tenses is easy. For learning English as a secondary language, tenses can be particularly difficult to decipher, given the many variations there are and the many contexts they exist under. There's absolutely NOTHING more to read into here 😅. OP is merely another youtube commenter that thinks he's caught something that others haven't, because of his belief in his ability to read people. A belief which is extremely misplaced. There's nothing going on here outside of the fact that he used the incorrect tense. 😅

[@loaduscoolclipz5505]

​@@idrinkmilk282no im pretty sure he meant that the controller will perform fellatio to you

[@sean8102]

@@INRamos13 What a jerk for never sharing the code.

[@Tiramonium]

This is the most self-controlled, self-conscious audience ever. How weren't people just laughing uncontrollably all the time is beyond me.

[@brajuhani]

Becouse it was also very very boring, i did watch this live back in the day.

[@walidkiradesu]

people were in shock

[@PlzTouchMEHard]

Can u imagine not showering and not getting laid, reacting to this?

[@robrs8631]

Because they were told it would be live on the internet

[@potatonugget5629]

The guy at the beginning told them to shut up or leave

[@1StIwY1]

10:50 Naoki Maeda giving up on speaking english at this point absolutely cracks me up xD

[@bcc5701]

It’s wonderful

[@chillworkvibes4703]

"Director's Cut" is my favorite part about this whole thing. CrowbCat is on a different level.

[@AWISECROW]

Comes with an "arranged" mode for sure.

[@raystargazer7468]

I dont get it

[@Fleshcut]

I've held better power point presentations in high school.

[@theguardian8317]

Probably they also had better budget too.

[@lastmanstanding7155]

but did you have chest slapping?

[@vagamer522]

but did you have ehhhhhh and brock obama benefiting for hip hop?

[@christiancristof491]

*middle school.

[@Kris-ko4fu]

Did you have 1 mulleon people watching you ?

[@b2.y]

*_1Milyon Troops_* *_1 Milyon Trooooooooops_* *_WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW_* *_Lav Yu Gais ;)_*

[@vagamer522]

Hock and Slosh Tital...... not funny

[@Mr.MagnumDong]

Konami: *Threatens the audience to keep the audible at a minimum and to be respectful* Also Konami: *has Mexican wrestlers fight on stage*

[@Overstatement]

From the director of 12 Years a Slave: 3 Weeks a Gay

[@cryomancer64]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@JEMurl]

"Okay so... @ 4:35 "

[@Noone-rc9wf]

"Trust me it's not gay if we use socks..." Cumming this Summer.... 3 Weeks A Gay

[@goodninji8]

(A Hack and Slash Tattle)

[@smilebox9463]

😂

[@AmorBuffer]

this entire conference is fucking surreal

[@antoniostarch4161]

Homura Akemi but your Asian lol

[@antoniostarch4161]

Serious Face herro

[@KoryLunaa]

This video is 12 minutes but why does it feel like a 30 minute video essay

[@notawebii6985]

A crowbcat video that just doesnt end Now imagine being there irl

[@realmug]

It feels like 3 to me, it's nostalgic

[@yoloswaggins1579]

One of the benefits of hip hop is we have president Obama. God level logic.

[@bluerat2106]

wtf is your pfp

[@ffejpsycho]

Id have gone with "Bernie Sanders" as the great benefit of Hip Hop, but to each their own...

[@Txur_Itan]

@@bluerat2106 it's a trypophobia eye

[@our_illumination949]

@@ffejpsycho 2010...

[@ADJackD]

Wha? :”0@@ffejpsycho

[@arsenelupin1854]

"Kojima has left the group"

[@justderp5713]

CONTINUE?

[@nore5992]

@@justderp5713 NO

[@jessejroriginal]

Kojima san?

[@CptPrice-qr6ng]

@@jessejroriginal kojima s.. senpai?

[@JamesCarmichael]

It's 2017 and I'm still waiting to be sucked by Konami.

[@solarstrike33]

They don't suck you anymore, they convert you into pachinko machines now.

[@Jtheantagonist]

If you buy metal gear survive now you wont get sucked but you will get fucked by konami.

[@martyhearn3465]

Did u hit the xxx and the yyy and the xx and the yyy again?

[@Zonex_Haven]

Marty Hearn i haven't but you can move yorr body freeree!

[@nickabbott319]

Christopher Crepon 5:59

[@gagatai]

This is a must watch before every E3

[@RedLyne8405]

Lmfao it's so bad...lol

[@greenkidd529]

Ans yet this was better than most of the e3 conferences this year lol

[@FLONCH-ZONE]

;,)

[@Blarg]

I prefer this honest approach to any fake presentation.

[@CJ-wh7ik]

This is the fake presentation when they hadn't figured out how to fake it well enough

[@paprika3881]

"that's right, bayblade is back and hotter than ever" i lost my shit OMG

[@kyrem1281]

I wish it was true. I miss beyblades

[@Igneeka]

Beyblades was the shit I kinda miss it too

[@colonelsandwich641]

3:35 10 Million dots per screen. Incredible. Just incredible.

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

ColonelSandwich please help promote this game

[@irondust71]

ColonelSandwich WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[@cas9564]

And here was the beginning of the fall of Konami. We laughed until it wasn't funny anymore...

[@abcav297]

I've spent over an hour pressing XXX and YYY like a madman in a Konami game and yet I still remain unsucked.

[@sean8102]

IKR :(

[@kalsizzle]

Why does 2010 look like ancient history?

[@mxr_johnson]

Kal Sizzle cameras are crap back then .

[@MADBADBRAD]

Because we are all getting older.

[@Krystalmyth]

Because it is.

[@Infinite_Jester]

Downloaded and reuploaded.

Cause your 14.

[@eduardokuri1983]

-any sound will be broadcasted on the internet, so be conscious of that, you might end up on the internet *proceeds to have the cringiest conference in the history of conferences*

[@positive_energy3131]

The Irony of All Time Awards goes to Konami

[@vladtepes2667]

@@positive_energy3131 Konami they have sealed a fate worse than enternal hunger for blood upon themselves i am truly amazed.

[@garibaldibritann1240]

Or Razzie award video game edition to "Konami and so-called unique E3 presentation"

[@orioloop]

''Now you can move ur fat buddy freery''

[@6XTH666]

KalakGamer LOL I need to stop scrolling through these comments, it makes me laugh Everytime.

[@crazyvideoguy1]

ahhaahahahha

[@TeoZMuff313]

KalakGamer what's the Time stamp ?

[@navonmyhand7999]

I didn't notice that. Hhaaaaaahaaaaaaa

[@tochukwuudu7763]

KalakGamer lmao,it's just dancing.

[@MiTBender]

"You will be sucked." Greatest quote of E3.

[@atrwkts]

Long after humanity is extinct, billions of years in the future, when aliens stumble upon Earth, I hope that the only remnants of humanity that they discover is video footage of E3 2010 Konami

[@PresidentialWinner]

Our Magnum Opus, finest work of humanity.

[@MADBADBRAD]

Then that will be their doom as a species.

[@-jobrocodwawz-6226]

i was gonna like this then i saw that the likes were at 69 so i refrained

[@dylanlevey9847]

atrwkts “Why did humans die out?” “I don’t know, but I feel this has something to do with its slow decline.”

FUCK! I really hope that the internet will still not be around for them to discover it!!!!!!!

[@LG1204]

So that's why Kojima left Konami...

[@Clarensee]

Why? Fun people working there. Better than snobs in other houses.

[@_JesusIsLord_]

Kojima fits right in this turdfest.

[@Neutronomy]

Kojima is a clown

[@viletoxxie]

Eduardo Bonfil I dont think you watched this

[@HereCumsTracer]

Finally, he's somewhere where he'll be respected. #FucKonami

[@aquafresh3150]

Japanese guy: *Hi* Audience: ... Japanese guy: **Gestures at Screen** Audience: **claps**

[@goodninji8]

>every E3

[@Sparble]

"yeah, yes yes"

[@eneseusm459]

That guy was dizzy

[@eneseusm459]

Japanese guy was trying to be funny

[@realmug]

Japanese guy: **does nazi salute** Audience: **stops**

[@JJMomoida]

This never fails to crack me up... but for real... wtf was up with that dude staring at the back of the other dude's head with such intensity??

[@Aisua]

He probably understood that he was on camera and on the internet with these fools and thus forever associated with this clown show. lol

[@xTonyTornado]

come on,he propably was doing that on purpose

[@CODA96]

@@xTonyTornado He was probably reading something on a little monitor.

[@gambello1195]

I think he's panicking and looking at the safest point in the room, his friend

[@Balmung35]

8:14 "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."

[@Freefork]

WHAT ENEMIES?!?!?

[@juanlmontejo]

Amazing comment

[@yofyo]

11/10

[@arigat-s0244]

Fallout be like:

[@kanjo4976]

Was looking for this

[@uncoveringthelost]

Which one of these jokers turned Konami into a gambling machine company?

[@GrahamBarth]

I'd put my money on Asian Steven Tyler or Soul Stealing Thousand Yard Stare Man. I think one snorts enough coke to think that's a really good idea, and the other is a Sith.

[@language5769]

*+Graham* *Barth* Nail on the fucking head, brother!

[@benington1]

The Heron Hero My Money is on Tak Fujii, that guy is on Crack

[@ProjectDelta1]

The Heron Hero Spoiler Alert: It was Kojima, man who sold the world!

[@Naruxos07]

Benington Don't talk shit about Tak Fuji. These guys are legends who made the greatest E3 presentation ever, and they truly care about their games despite how mediocre some of them may have been. It was some corporate jack ass who wanted to take advantage of pachinko gambling being legal in Japan. Wish Konami was that innocent game company that made the occasional great game while pumping out weird niche titles from time to time again.

[@swausgaming23123]

Tak Fuji is the ultimate human being. After all he has so many trooops

[@deNNyTheWiseMAN1]

He has to be with an army of more than 1 million troops........1 million troops.....wow!

[@druidofthefang]

JUAN MIRRION TLOOPS

[@Lainbowie]

extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme

[@kiryokazooma]

He's the ultimate lifeform

[@bakester55]

WAOW

[@depp5275]

2010 feels like the 90s now

[@juannaym8488]

It doesn't help that the video quality for some of these presentations were really shit

[@projectmayhem4376]

It is now

[@pot1tone]

This conference is as old to us now as the late 90s was when it happened

[@Huckle15]

The time difference between this conference and now is the same as this conference and 1996…

[@dannygreen592]

DON'T... Say that...!!!!!!!!!!

[@danny11darko]

Lmfaooo the wrestlers slapping each other 😂😂😂😂

[@Ghostblock]

That host trying to get the belt back from them seems so genuinely uncomfortable hahah

[@Tauncerador]

+-Headless- Yeah. "La Parca" saying "Why are you talking to me like this?" and the host "Stop, stop, stop!" sounds genuine xD.

[@POOPGOD999]

No way that wasnt staged

[@KentzHodiono]

omg they looked like they're a new company that time

[@killer88327]

Kentz Hodiono they seem like one since today

[@basedlord]

Victom Whatever shut up

[@macafromthewired]

smoke blud no u

[@MK-lu6mr]

Kentz Hodiono is

[@chrisd6736]

ONE MIRRION TWOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!

[@ShawnBlaque]

hahahah

[@Arcimbosco]

"Wot r u doing!"

[@AWISECROW]

Mirrion troobs

[@ArchangelExile]

I can't believe it's been 10 years since this event.

[@kaique8569]

Ten in years in future and we will be talking this way about This 2021 E3

[@ArchangelExile]

@@kaique8569 That's if there's an E3 2021.

[@projectmayhem4376]

Rip e3

[@jad7127]

My body was not ready for this.

[@hyperaidan]

well, you can now MOVE YOUR BODY FREERY

[@Shomus]

THIS IS DANCE MASTER

[@DrdrGames]

I'm in high school and when I give a presentation in front of the class I'm still less cringe than this.

[@stephengrigg5988]

I feel bad for that first dude they sent out there. "the presentation broke, so just go out there and perform it. what do you mean you don't know the presentation? just wing it."

[@nickabbott319]

Dylan Palmer same

[@thefalloutwiki]

8:15 I can’t really figure out why the Silent Hill dude didn’t just ... move to the side? Instead of staring angrily at the back of the other dude’s head.

[@theredhooded9261]

K Darrow Sarif lol

[@kaydotcontent]

Its like one of those oblivion’s npcs when you talk to them and one npc just stands behind lmao

[@pcpolice2518]

Kate Darrow I think I know why and it’s just embarrassing and cringy

[@TheJohnnyblaze4ever]

Because he was out for blood

[@setiademeow]

this is like 1 years late but i think thats just the camera angle and he's actually looking at the other side but it turns into accidental gold

[@flyingplantwhale545]

This conference is a national treasure. I absolutely cherish it.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

Tak Fuji is the MVP of this whole conference. The audience was quiet out of reverence rather than embarrassment

[@Edt_dcs]

I understand if one person's presentation is weird, but this is like a dozen people consecuteively fucking up to extreme amounts. You can only make things this bad by scripting it.

[@paolocazzaniga8735]

EdFTWin you have to say it correctly: extreeeeeeeme! XD

[@basiliskb.223]

XD

[@stephengrigg5988]

and if any journalist in the game industry had any self awareness they would have made this into a great article. but no, it becomes a meme a decade later. like, this is so much worse than the worst presentation I've ever seen.

[@Bustersword07]

@@stephengrigg5988 well I do remember gametrailers reported on this back in 2010 on how bad it was but yeah, the KZbin gaming journalists still didnt have quite the presence yet but in a lot of places, it has gone down as the worst e3 press conference ever lol

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

I wish David Lynch would return to directing E3 presentations.

[@myheadbands]

BRUH

[@MarinaAndTheDevil]

I miss David

[@spacecadet2226]

I watch this once a year to remind myself that I’m not THAT socially awkward.

[@XenittX]

You are tho..

[@yannatoko9898]

I just think it's mildly entertaining.

[@imjonathan6745]

Being socially awkward doesn't do anything about this video tho

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

one million TRHUOOPS...wow

[@hjhjkhfkfkd]

What!? You're much much worse and you know it.

[@spethmanjones2997]

I wish I could get the " _Waaan mirrion troooops... waaaaow_ " guy to tuck me in and read me bedtime stories every night

[@Sepultura-xd1kq]

That would be extreme!!!!!

[@TruFalco]

Tak fuiji is a world treasure.

[@gefrast1]

man, that was beautiful xD

[@warbossgegguz679]

Tak Fuji seems mildly selfaware imo. Especially in the unedited conference. Ignoring his engrish, he seems to be actually trying to be funny to some extent compared to everyone else.

[@itsbrewsky5519]

6:03 The subtle "oh my god" as he realizes it is no longer just a performance

[@nintex40]

por que me hablas así?

[@jopdancing7320]

LAMO seriously tho i wander if the is still alive

[@theXlegend17]

@@jopdancing7320 idk who youre asking about but silver king is dead

[@themayqueen666]

He took it in the back from 3 Wrestlers ...

[@sm00thgames63]

He is ok he just took in the back as he had said and everyone went home happy later that day.

[@TachyonKing]

2:32 Silver King died in London last night. RIP to a man who helped to make the greatest E3 press conference of all time.

[@goddammitjanice7700]

O I’m sorry to hear that.

[@ErikaFurudo1337]

La Parka just died. Another great one down

[@crashbash8549]

I kbow this is 1 year late but how did he die?

[@TachyonKing]

Crash Bash he died of a heart attack in the ring

[@michaelskoomamacher5652]

Silver King died in an indie show vs Juventud Guerrera LAAA Parka (not the WCW one) died because Rush didn't catch Parka's dive in time

[@ZinkyStinky]

10:50 I like how he goes from English to japanese in an instant. You can hear everyone's brain cogs turning after he speaks.

[@ngmajora6986]

Centuries from now historians will look back at this and say "Holy fuck"

[@warpatato]

Well that happened

[@DarknessIsThePath]

We already wrote books about it

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

holy...

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

holy...

[@myyoutubeaccount4167]

holy...

[@CcreapLuvBeats]

The video was twelve minutes... Shit felt like an hour.

[@Txur_Itan]

And the whole damn presentation was 1h+, just imagine how that felt like

[@Santana_Art]

@@Txur_Itan eternity

[@brajuhani]

This was pure gold when it was live, the cringe and laughter almost killed me. I was so hyped for their 2011 E3, but for some reason it never came...

[@rmzCrush]

having a hard time trying to watch this video, don't know why.

[@andresmu9375]

@@brajuhani “for some reason”… I think this video is reason enough haha

[@s.spambot9095]

4:34 "I'll take it in the back" What not to say when surrounded by 3 muscular guys in spandex.

[@thtkidfrmvab]

Yass Daddy

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@thtkidfrmvab no, bad yogilouie, bad

[@steamedhamlet]

He'll be sucked

[@bgregwatson]

@@steamedhamlet Succed*

[@user-zm5jh3vp7l]

"thats what Vito did!"

[@teamdoa]

Imagine being part of this at the time and not knowing this would become come one of the greatest presentations ever.

[@Bwethhh]

wan mirrion troops. woooooow.

[@user-ir8rd6oy4w]

WOOOOW

[@Al_Paca]

WOW! ;) (Eddie)

[@bluemanunit]

how many troops? i didn't quite get that

[@user-ir8rd6oy4w]

+Rafael Pacheco wan Morrison troops. WOOOOW

[@bluemanunit]

CynReviews Excuse me, this soul crushing sound of silence distracted me, did you say wan minion loops?

[@mylgardose]

History teacher: give me an example of most tragic event in ancient history Me: Konami E3 2010

[@Freefork]

Teacher: That was more tragic than 9/11... There were 1 million -troops- deaths.

[@SphinX504]

I'm here for the first time because so many brought up how Take Two just took the crown from this as the worst E3 event ever today. (2021)

[@moustafahamdellah9266]

I wonder how kojima managed to make all of his masterpieces working at the same time with such people

[@stephenzhou1898]

It's simple, he did all the works by his own.

[@Tauncerador]

Konami is the publisher. Kojima Productions is the studio. Different staff in the mayor part of the process.

[@VaunShiz]

Taun there were producers up there to

[@themayqueen666]

Probably they all have autism. They're good at wolking but bad at socializing. 😂

[@roreken9641]

Dada Ism that applies to all game producers

[@Katurha]

The amount of cocaine involved in this conference is mind-shattering

[@juas7439]

Neh, if they had taken cocaine they would have had energy and enthusiasm (fake of course) like in the other E3s... in fact that was the problem i guess, the lack of cocaine

[@edybocman76]

@@juas7439 the red hair dude was on cocaine for sure

[@zachflag6506]

I was thinking more quaaludes

[@CODA96]

You should really research something before you want to use it in a funny comment... If they took cocaine, they would be enthusiastic, euphoric and well concentrated throughout this whole thing. If anything, those guys took LSD, because most of them were completely overwhelmed by the entire presentation.

[@CloverLovesTT]

oh no dude they were definitely on downers during this

[@brunovaz]

8:10 It became hard to breath after this part

[@johnzook7681]

brunogarcia WHAT the FUCK LOL. Dude is about to rape the shit out of the guy lol

[@6XTH666]

John Zook XD

[@SenseiRio]

brunogarcia lmao shit had me fucking dead

[@eternal.plagas]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@ProjectDelta1]

brunogarcia That dude is a straight up murderer 😂😂😂

[@Sandro234]

this is a precious Engrish goldmine "if you press xx, yy, xx, yy yeh yeh you'll get sucked...right?" this guy is a legend

[@sleepygrouch8361]

I did it I sat through this entire video and did not wince once. I am now a changed man

[@tylerpfaff8633]

Sham Wow I did too but the wrestler part....

[@hquwhjher]

I laugh myself like crazy. Especially Tak Fujii's conference.

[@Enzo012]

Not changed for the better.

[@tdc9009]

When your class presentation is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet.

[@snowdjagha]

It's incredible how you can't hear anyone laughing at that horrible start.

[@snowdjagha]

@Cole Tynan nice

[@nabieladrian]

@Cole Tynan "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." - Oogway