MY BEST FRIEND ROASTS HONKAI STAR RAIL CHARACTERS?!

[@Koomaxx]

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[@NoBody-ti6vl]

Hi!!! I love you sm

[@w1nther930]

How to get someone opinion of Luka to maybe change: His lightcone

[@Koomaxx]

TRUE

[@stargemification]

I’d love to see someone rank lightcone art

[@FayolaOnline]

Facts! I saw his lightcone way before he came out and I was like "Ummm who is this? Is he playable?"

[@Moonstone-mv2vm]

As a lesbian I’m not attracted to his light cone also wouldn’t his arm just get a lot of rust from him sweating?

[@w1nther930]

@@Moonstone-mv2vm ...Ok, this may be rude, but if you're a lesbian, why would you care about Luka's lightcone, who is a male?

[@Proto0017]

Natasha: Might of stolen your kidney Sampo: *Definitely* stole your kindney

[@Dado_nastro]

No, Mr cold feet could never.

[@kyllernotkiller]

Fun fact: if you look Serval by one side she looks like she's in a scientist coat, and the other one looks like in a outfit that a teenager in a punk rock phase Expressing her duality of being a rock star and a scientist

[@penguin-tc1cx]

waittt I never noticed that that’s so cool

[@ElysiumEverlasting777]

I think it's supposed to be a silver knight guard uniform, not a scientist coat.

[@kyllernotkiller]

@@ElysiumEverlasting777 But she is a scientist though, why shouldn't it be? In lore she became a scientist, after Cocolia got mad she became a mechanic to find a job and for fun she became a musicist.

[@ElysiumEverlasting777]

@@kyllernotkiller yeah a scientist in the silvermain guards.

[@emood2217]

"you know what else is big?" "...." *ad plays of blade saying "my sword"*

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

MY SWORD IS A TOOL OF JUSTICE RISE P(HO)ENIX

[@LadyLokiThe1st]

OH MY GOD 🤣

[@Grimm196]

@@emberthecatgirl8796 I read the first half in MGR Raiden's voice

[@mikov6486]

“Maybe that’s Beethoven’s coffin!” Yes. Beethoven…in the coffin… Decomposing

[@kumonoameai]

Your comment deserves way more likes.

[@rafaela00002]

best comment i've seen in my life

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

Good one Cyno

[@wathh2033]

And writing new version of iras and regression😂

[@randomprussian2284]

Get out.

[@SnowFox-gv2rn]

“She’s blending in with the enemy” “She’s got triple tornado hair” “That’s Beethoven’s coffin” 😂🤣 I absolutely love these takes, every second was gold!

[@BNuts]

Isn't there a Beetthoven stigmata in _HI3_ ?

[@Gaeshiete]

@@BNutsyep

[@Tamori_n]

"So who's her mom?" "...... me" when talking about Clara was so unexpecterd it absolutely took me out ajehlkefje 😭

[@Dias_12]

Now every single time i see Luocha i’ll think about Beethoven

[@BNuts]

I think about Otto, and wonder how badly he'll betray us _this_ time.

[@aeso3555]

Her description of Luocha is just hilarious!

[@DeviltoGeorgia34]

I never saw it until she mentioned it, but now I can't unsee it!

[@yumihs2]

Yet it matches him so well?????

[@Leeham]

my general rule of thumb when it comes to how much of a furry a character is how much of them is left if you cut off the animal parts including anything with fur or whatever. so with someone like Tingnari i wouldn't really call them a furry because if you removed the animal parts you'd still just have a standard human

[@Kris_King]

This, like if there's claws or paws its definitely a furry. However with Tingyun and Yukong they're just kitsune.

[@BNuts]

@@Kris_King Foxians are one step further than Miko and Sakura, who don't have tails. Tingyun has so much floof, though, she could basically sleep on it as a pillow.

[@Kris_King]

@@BNuts they might be a step further but nowhere near enough animal traits to be a furry

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

​​@@BNuts to be fair Miko has like ...5 tails, they're just hidden.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

Except he wouldn't have ears

[@Leif776]

I love how accurate she was with Tingyun

[@Zharque]

Lol Sampo having 5 older sisters is so accurate consider how Natasha, Seele, and Sparkle treat him.

[@bluxray8155]

,,I feel bad for him" , when you know Blade's Past😭😭😭

[@SebOrSomethin]

I'm pronouncing Gepard as Jeopard from now on.

[@nicholasrolo886]

"How big is the chicken?" Lorge Chonk

[@Mrcapo100]

11:17 This whole thing with the fingers lives rent free in my head. I can’t look at Dan Heng the same ever again.

[@nikitadekin4304]

3:57 "does she have dissociative identity disorder" BRO IM CRYING OVER HERE😂😭💀

[@orodrago892]

And the “that does NOT look like the face of someone experiencing reality” XD I DIED

[@thunderspark1536]

Yooo more star rail, always fun to see your friends be goofy with the characters

[@michik5140]

2:56 He IS The Emporer. Also i could see him doing that 😂

[@mr.swedishfish12]

"how big is the chicken" "big" "how big is the sword" "BIG" "well you know what else is big?" *looks at hi3 sushang*

[@snakeinthereeds]

"It's fashion, sweetie" said in Kafka's mannerism after her asymmetry got questioned fucking sent me.

[@choking1668]

5:49 As a Raven/Nat fanatic, the necklace is actually a matching one with her adoptive older brother. Think he has a smaller and yellow one??? Tbh think he’s gonna be playable, characters they’ve killed in HI3 have a trend of popping up on HSR sooooo

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

Nat has a character quest/side quest (I forgot which one) in where she's researching her big brother's "medicine" to defend the Sivermane guard from the cold winter. We even put a grave for him at the end of the quest if I remember correctly so he probably won't be coming.

[@shadycactus6146]

the constant thinly-veiled horniness is absolutely sending me

[@Scarril_VT]

Hook and Fu being friends? I feel like that would be a CatDog situation. Anyone who remembers that show is a G!

[@Ahloveyafuhso]

ofc! But question is who would be winlow for them?

[@derp_dragons]

Yasss, the obligatory roasting! It's always fun to watch~ 💚

[@mackkencie8252]

When I heard her say "Kafka, like the author?" I thought of Kafka Asagiri(the author of Bungou Stray Dogs) and I got so happy-

[@BNuts]

There is another.

[@mackkencie8252]

@@BNuts Thought so, but it's just what came to mind :)

[@3daniku]

​@@mackkencie8252franz kafka

[@mackkencie8252]

@@3daniku Ohhhh so that's who that is (I've heard the name once or twice but just didn't know who it was)

[@Bachipilled]

SAME

[@skrunklyasian]

2:37 as soon as you said me I got a honkai star rail ad😭

[@AdvanceWarrior]

That sounds about right 😂

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

That Kafka impression at 1:33 caught me off guard!

[@level1weeb164]

Not the zoom in on the Imbibitor hand 🤣

[@ryuusei1907]

Isn’t Blade like, mara-struck, which makes him the Xianzhou equivalent of an undead?

[@BNuts]

Not really undead. Fury-driven, they can't revive endlessly though. And Kafka's holding the leash on this one.

[@proximaeon]

"Maybe is Beethoven's coffin" I mean, if in the future they introduce more Expy, they could easily put Beethoven or even Edgar Allan Poe as playable characters, because Kafka is an Expy of her character that is only a Stigmata in Impact 3rd and Luocha is an Expy of Otto's identity in a story that he meet with Honkai Impact 3rd's Sushang and Yanqing.

[@charlesbullock6638]

Ma'am, Bronya is the law

[@MoonlitBookworm73]

I have never played hsr but I am very curious to see the hot characters 😅 2:00 Clara and Klee would be besties, I can already tell 4:40 Bennett, is that you? 5:10 Ooh she looks really pretty! 5:31 She reminds of Yelan and Eula a little 6:18 Xingqiu? Do you have a cousin? 7:20 It’s giving Diluc if he was raised like Razor 7:50 It’s just one of Yae’s coworkers, it’s all good 8:40 She reminds me of Noelle, same vibes 10:48 He looks like Xiao’s little brother but gives me vibes similar to Diona and Yaoyao where he will help you out in a pinch. 11:30 She’s giving Kokomi, Yae, Keqing, and Sailor moon mixed together.

[@Argenti_Lover]

6:51 Fun fact:in sparta they would take kids when they turned 7 (i think,correct me if im wrong) and train them for the army. No sexism both boys and girls

[@toqa6735]

11:52 hook is currently my first E6 character in honkai star rail

[@skrunkleskrunkle]

Koomaxx is my comfort channel

[@Koomaxx]

🥺💞

[@mubrek236]

The Arlan part really puts a light on her personality ngl

[@heyitsannie.]

in a good or bad way? 😭

[@vickyz9405]

I mean she ain’t wrong I forget Arlan exists until someone mentions him

[@bocchisocialtips]

"she looks bored" she's knows the lore 🤨

[@miiKOlapiz]

Dragon Heng: *exists* Koomaxx friend: Not interested Dragon Heng: ..ii. Koomaxx friend: NOW i'm interested

[@Koomaxx]

gets em every time 👍🏻

[@RavenStormX]

7:50 I agree, if it’s JUST the ears and tail then it’s not a furry, it’s not that difficult to understand this

[@seiren.9392]

The highlight of this video is clown horn censorship please always do this and "poyo!!" Because i cannot count how many times my mom woke up to me wheezing my lungs inside out

[@TerrariaTree1]

8:54 right at this moment a random kfc ad just popped out of nowhere 😂

[@wafflestoast4546]

Blade the emo vampire- XD

[@Strawbearyproductions]

1:50 FINALLY. A NEW MEMBER TO THE GEPARD APPRECIATION CLUB❤❤

[@Beckham_ze_Baguette]

09:58 I live in Oklahoma!

[@ninovito4845]

Skrunkle... babygirl... some JRPG ahh name and here I am with my personal Trailblazer named Potato.

[@theblackunicorn261]

I never expected to hear Clara being compared to a horse girl

[@USB_Cable]

1:32 fire kafka impression

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Spicy takes, hawt takes, l takes. We're about to see them all.

[@alphabull4018]

I do really how her best friend described the characters based on their looks but the background and that she roasting them and giving a smash and pass that is understandable at least but that is her opinion and I’m not complaining about it😂😂😂

[@AsmodeusUno]

1:37 nah she get cancelled💀

[@ColdOsburn]

You should allow your friend to watch the concert that they did record the experience

[@SoulWhiteAngel]

'Not arrogant, knows he has a lot to learn' lol complete opposite Imo furry starts when hands or feet become paws

[@misfis1805]

What are you talking about, Yanqing isn't arrogant.

[@SoulWhiteAngel]

@@misfis1805 hes very close if not the definition. Unless you were being sarcastic

[@misfis1805]

@@SoulWhiteAngel Im not being sarcastic.

[@SoulWhiteAngel]

@@misfis1805 he definately believes hes better then others and believes hes stronger.

[@Nephiphiphi]

he is deffo arrogant but more to childish

[@minholysheet]

8:49 ok, i can definitely say that she knows skz =)

[@LittleMissZackyVee]

no one knows why luocha has the coffin weve been trying to figure out for months now T.T

[@BNuts]

60% sure it's not a Kallen. Could have even been Jingliu.

[@jaim8147]

11:07 Same! I'm not a big fan of long hair, only for some exceptions and is like 3 characters. 😂

[@suntailu88]

I always love these videos, they’re the best😭

[@BNuts]

Bronya Rand and Silver Wolf, they are different versions of the same person, just out of different universes. Bronie even plays as her younger self at the start of her trailer. _HI3_ being a game in-universe is canon, too. Bronya Zaychik is the CEO of Mihoyo, offshoot from Reason Studio, and made it together with AI Hyperion Lambda based on everyone's adventures as Valkyries. Although the in-universe version probably isn't so heavy on the depression.

[@m.xcrys.]

"who's her mom?" "Me" real

[@dh599]

Characters with just animal ears/tail are not furry/furries, they're Kemonomimi.

[@jackyvalencia77]

All she said about Welt is the complete opposite 😂

[@Farne536]

Not her saying that the Trailblazer has main character syndrome... Dug

[@Witches-Cherry]

I havent heard anything about the green ribbon since I was a kid lmao, nostalgia

[@shaggy2367]

"That was me, sorry." "OOkay? Uhh..." That got me so good lol

[@Shadow_Gaming0932]

Here lies lynx that did not make the cut

[@user-tp8ew1km9u]

As someone who lives in Oklahoma I can confidently say that is something people would do.

[@BingQilin]

Clara is a horse girl and Svarog is her trusty steed

[@Jeangevity]

"He didn't birth her..." "So who's her mom?" ... "Me."

[@deff7050]

8:53 I GOT AN AD RIGHT HERE AND IT MADE ME LAUGH😭😭😭😭😭

[@Googleflax]

She fuckin nailed Arlan lmao

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

We're gonna need an updated video soon

[@poomonyoutube1607]

1:31 "It's fashion, sweetie" Yo did Kafka herself say that or are you the VA 😮

[@ghosts_5590]

As someone who cuts my own bangs…. He totally does

[@zexed4475]

Skrunkle

[@danielferrieri7434]

I've been Thinking about Playing Honkai Star Rail, should I or not? Edit: I Started Honkai Star Rail, and I like it.

[@wafflestoast4546]

id say give it a try.

[@noice9193]

If you like turn based games and gatcha then you should give it a try

[@seiren.9392]

I'd say yeas but it gets addictive so be careful

[@Squiggles_Slime]

Her: Kafka? Like the author? Me: *traumatic Bungo Stray dogs flashbacks* Lol she probs wasnt talking about Kafka Asagiri, the manga artist.. but i had too.

[@KittenGhost429]

either Clara or Silver wolf, Clara bcuz she is my favorite, I would care for her like my own child. Silver wolf, I feel like me and her would get along well bcuz I game a lot.

[@Strawberries1994]

The comment about furries was right actually.. if it's just the tail and ears is not a furry, it's a kemonomimi

[@SachinRay-oe1ei]

Svarog is canonically Claira’s dad because she says so herself in her dialogue

[@Asp3n_or_something]

love how they used Oklahoma as an example for Silver Wolf’s hair bc I am an Oklahoman 💀

[@yeetlord3488]

Welt=old man Peter Parker

[@EliasKoiner-xj5eb]

I think the there are different levels of furry, tingyun is a hybrid, that being a furry that looks like a human but has animal features, while lycaon from zenless zone zero is an anthro, that being an animal that is built like a human but is more animal than human in its features.

[@Chain_l.l]

lmao she got Arlan and yanching literally the opposite

[@nyxthest4r]

As an oklahoman that is exactly what we do

[@mithrandir1155]

My favourite seriesss

[@skeetSoT]

YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOWN THE LUKA LIGHT CONE

[@Exotic_189]

The Fu Xuan take was wild

[@Necromancer-chilling]

7:06 💀

[@leimmortalraven3246]

7:50 AS A FURRY I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

[@leimmortalraven3246]

When I look up furry art. If I got a character like Tingyun I'd be mad.

[@epicchihuahua7973]

You should create a team of her likes

[@pumpkinsmash9760]

NOT THE LEFTIE COMMENT 😂😂

[@mackenziegivens6061]

Dare I ask, how she could tell he's a leftie?

[@Razorrrrrrrrrrrr]

We love the best friend

[@azure2154]

If clara had a mom, what would be her name? for me it would be Svorgana

[@Nostralite]

Furies are ANIMALS with HUMAN features just sayin

[@ShadowCatGambit]

If Lola or Sally didn't make you a furry, Yukong sure as heck will.

[@Tlanesi]

About the Tinyun situation. There's levels of furry. Tails and ears are level 1. Level 2 is more characteristics of a furry like legs and arms, level 3 is complete furr on the body and level 4 is a literal animal. Level 1 is like the limit of usual social norm. I really dislike furr, but because of the top waifus with some furr components, i got into this classification.

[@Lianpe98]

Even tho calling a kemonomimi furry is simply wrong I will say that I have thought about the hygine inconvinience of a tail when pooping too.

[@JayaaXD]

I hate the fact she roasted my girl silver wolf😂

[@YAY-sr7iy]

The moment she said Sampo I said ew