Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters at a WEDDING?! 🥂💐

[@k-conn2266]

Argenti would definitely be sobbing over how beautiful the wedding is.

[@kaybevang536]

Lore accurate

[@Latency345]

@@kaybevang536got drunk and was too loud sobbing so they had to escort him out.

[@kaybevang536]

@Latency345 id be the type to get myself wasted with Fexiao and she accidentally kicks me across the wedding floor and out the door

[@FreshCarrotsFinally]

@@kaybevang536 Quite literally kicked out

[@kaybevang536]

@@FreshCarrotsFinally and medical bills

[@umbralumbreon7380]

Black Swan and Acheron disappeared into the coat closet and Scaramouche & Xiao who had been there since the last wedding just come flying out screaming “NOT AGAIN!”

[@EverlastingCastel]

Omg imagine 🤣🤣🤣

[@Idknlandwh123]

even in another honkai tree world they can't escape it

[@MythicGaming305]

😂😂😂

[@punmaster2332]

Imagine Wanderer seeing his mom from another universe make out with another woman

[@bluetoadettethegoddess6104]

@@punmaster2332 That would be hilarious

[@emeraldpistol1251]

> aventurine moving to tearing up the dance floor good choice given the white night music video

[@randomgrmlin]

Sunday could be the priest lol

[@idontspeakjapanese6289]

Ayooo that's a good one😂

[@mystic8585]

@@idontspeakjapanese6289 Sunday: "with the blessing of the Aeon of ord.....umm sorry... Harm...cough...sorry again..... Preservation that is with me... "

[@MrMuel1205]

Yeah, needed an "Officiating" tier.

[@dankemems4701]

"by the power at my disposal, on these 107,336 stones of the oak family, and the almighty and powerful strings of the Harmony, i now declare you wife and wife" "babe where did you find this guy" "i dont know it was the astral express' suggestion"

[@BlobOrange]

IN SUNDAY WE THR- a-ahem TRUST

[@anshnanavati]

Topaz would absolutely be a wedding planner, no shot she ends up getting arrested

[@doityourselfa]

she's literally a government worker in the irs

[@soloxd8396]

she would prob fund the whole wedding and make a request to add 50 pets.

[@mystic8585]

she legit the IRS so she getting arrested is impossible.

[@wonderfulrose477]

@@mystic8585government workers can be arrested. Also IPC is more of a third party more than the government leadikf these people

[@doodlesbyalex8765]

​@@soloxd8396Then Feixiao would start a trotter tornado 🌪

[@Arcturusimpact]

Plot twist; Sparkle disguised herself as one of the brides as well

[@TopFrantaFanta]

Moze finds Bronya/Seele in the closet tied up when trying to hide there before the wedding starts

[@SmazziamZiamice]

Tbh the real plot twist would be everyone at the wedding is sparkle

[@javontriplett]

She would do that

[@stelingard8203]

@@SmazziamZiamice epic plot twist

[@Aloura_kiamei]

The fact that I got Sparkle trailer ad before watching the video really said that

[@hansmedina3769]

I feel like welt would definetly kill it in the dance floor

[@hasargel]

Grandpa got them moves🗣️‼️

[@jakeblitzcoffie4859]

Well, he does canonically know how to dance. If you've read the manga, you know what I'm talking about.

[@minerminecrafter464]

back in his day he was an idol once

[@dragonex4723]

idol welt will destroy the dance floor harder than acheron destroyed aventurine

[@minerminecrafter464]

@@dragonex4723 not quite that much since he has arthritis now

[@pufferfish9456]

I think Doctor Ratio and Aventurine would have found another closet to disappear into lol

[@Sara-s2w5h]

Then sunday walks in on the 😅

[@pufferfish9456]

@@Sara-s2w5h omg yes 🤣🤣

[@Ceciisgamer]

this is my thought process exactly

[@tigerlily2699]

Here’s my headcanon: Ratio is part of the wedding planning committee, Aventurine is tearing up the dance floor (evidence: White Night music video), then they’re chatting and eating until Aventurine drags Ratio someplace private. But yeah, a little disappointed Aventurine and TB (particularly Caelus) weren’t dance floor

[@darkdude1996ify]

"Doctor, you're huge!"

[@Abbyintheboxes]

Tbh that blunt rotation, as cursed as it may be, would be my dream Honkai blunt rotation.

[@sparrrkles_]

Missed opportunity to made Trailblazer and Lordly Trashcan the happy married couple

[@LuminousChameleon]

real

[@SheruMuko]

Firefly is a better pick

[@genso6052]

Hear me out: After Arlan got scared and tossed the bouquet away, Firefly caught it.

[@Sara-s2w5h]

And she gave it too the trailblazer❤❤❤

[@pyxilate]

….now I imagine Ruan Mei just looking at her.

[@SheruMuko]

@@pyxilateThe propagation is back.

[@joseluisalexandre9268]

I'm gonna be honest, Topaz would be perfect as a planner because she is super strict when it comes to important projects. Just sayin'

[@noahmehringer29]

@@joseluisalexandre9268 I feel like she’d also be keeping all the other IPC schmucks in line

[@iklilsofiyabintimohamadhil3449]

For sure, I agree as well that being the planner suits her

[@minerminecrafter464]

@@noahmehringer29 EXCEPT FOR SCOTT

[@IshimurA99]

With Sparkle's personality, even if it's a wedding, she can still turn it into the most spectacular fun, true to her nature :D

[@Acheron-IX]

fun for her anyway

[@MythicGaming305]

I can’t believe she forgot about the music category. Also march would definitely be working at the wedding as a Photographer

[@amity.mp3]

She did mention that Robin is the singer, but if Rappa were in this, she would be the DJ

[@ChaosRampant666]

Boothill wants to pick a fight with just about everyone and Drunk Feixiao is about to take him up on his offer but Seele smashes boothill over the head while Jin Yuan diverts Feixiao attention away.

[@noice9193]

I can see argenti being like “ah the beauty may the goddess idrilla bless us on this momentous occasion”

[@LunaticTrumpet]

Return of a classic Koomax tier list.

[@rafaelinyoutube4175]

8:39 Firefly isn’t in the smoker circle, but Sam is. He’s giving everyone a light

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Firefly put SAM on park amd idling to keep the flames going

[@swastikasaiganapathy5860]

Once again a Raiden and her girl have found their way back to the closet. 😂 😂

[@little_blackwinged_crow181]

Headcanon: Jade is working the photo booth and charging like 30$ per picture 😂 Also Argenti definitely had to pull Boothill of of Aventurine in the entry way and had him sit in a corner giving him drink after drink until he was tipsy enough to enjoy the party without wanting to brawl with everyone 😅

[@Lyssaocoser]

Kafka's smoking outside because Himeko rejected her offers to go to the coat closet

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Topaz eyeing Himeko and sighing

[@7ilverWolf]

Feixiao would get really drunk and Jaiquo would have to take her home 😂

[@Sara-s2w5h]

Then at the end of the wedding moze is like where did they go???

[@7ilverWolf]

@@Sara-s2w5h yessss

[@Redhood_Ghost]

4:43 why was the start of that impression so accurate???

[@NearAir]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING 🤣

[@Lucifer-1020]

March 7th is that you when did you start YT?

[@tempura8976]

I don’t know why but I love the idea of Screwllum accidentally catching the bouquet, and then either looking around and politely passing it to someone or just casually leaving with it-

[@TrueHeroRimuru]

Dan Heng & Blade are getting in trouble for scrapping at the function

[@EwanLee-f1s]

I was invested as soon as the wedding was about bronya and seele becuase those 2 are made for each other #Bronseele

[@minerminecrafter464]

in every universe they will be together

[@nataliepartsch801]

my headcanon is that if you give Dan Heng more than two alcoholic beverages, he will stumble around the place flirting with all the hot men (Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha, Boothill, Caelus, all of them. All the men.) He's not exactly loud or annoying about it, as he is still Dan Heng. But he just flirts and makes the worst pick up lines known to man or Vidyadhara. This culminates in Welt and Himeko dragging him out of the function while March profusely apologizes. The next morning, he has follow-up texts from at least half of them. This happened once and now any time they leave the house, Welt is watching what Dan Heng is drinking

[@Sara-s2w5h]

And then luocha and jingyuan start fighting over him meanwhile blade uses yingxing flirt and steals dan heng once and for all ( don't worry luocha and jing yuan had fun on there own) also I feel like dan heng will know how to flirt with them specifically 😅

[@nataliepartsch801]

@ this is exactly what I mean!

[@ChiIIi...]

How did she not think of Sunday being the pastor??😭😂

[@MilkyGlint]

I feel like Silver Wolf would be eating the free food with Firefly. Blade and Kafka drinking wine in the corner. Man if Sunday ends up singing a duet with Robin that shit be fire.

[@Almaster_00927]

Firefly eating at the wedding, has to leave, then you find SAM lighting cigs in the smoker circle

[@theta9273]

Moze somehow got roped into getting Clara's jacket from the closet and as he was getting it, Black Swan and Acheron showed up doing their thing.

[@BobBob-jm3yy]

I feel like firefly would end up with the bouquet one way or another

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

In her teeth as she's on all fours (hold on, don't be weird) growling and daring someome to take it away

[@jess6084]

aventurine and ratio DEFINITELY found another closet to make out in

[@Moonstone-mv2vm]

You missed out putting Ruan Mei and Firefly in the fighting section

[@michik5140]

I love the fact that no matter the occasion, rain or shine, Yanqing and Yunli's rivalry will always persist 😂

[@noahmehringer29]

@@michik5140 even if they end up together they’re going to bicker over everything

[@ShadowVyod]

Anyone else picturing Trailblazer and Aventurine's White Night dance during the wedding?

[@midnashadow8439]

I think Firefly would be tearing up the dancefloor with the trailblazer, they’re both just enjoying a good ol time having like a mini dance battle between them and eventually everyone joins and make a circle

[@adriansoria9620]

I feel like Firefly would’ve caught the bouquet…

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Yukong's funnier though. She does not need another relationship rn XD

[@FaizFS3]

i think ruan mei will swipe clean any pastery they have on the table

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

She shows up the smokers circle by sticking one with a cig and inhaling through a bite. She don't play when it comes to pastries

[@sassyjiiva1153]

Nah nah, Aventurine would be trying to lure Ratio into the coat closet (don't take this comment too seriously, people) 😂

[@shadoweye306]

considering there is a tiktok of aventio and it was saying "them>>>>>" and the page that did it was the official HSR i'd say the game made them as canon of a ship as we can get (i mean an edit of those two together saying "them>>>>>" what else do you need for proof am i right?)

[@sassyjiiva1153]

@@shadoweye306 True, I guess I'm just used to KZbin comments taking everything way too seriously

[@Relevart9169]

Caelus the best bridesmaid fr fr

[@Gilgamesh-cx6wx]

I kind of see Firefly catching the flowers accidentally and her face turning beat red when she notices.

[@w1nther930]

Moze is given permission to litterally daily attempt to assassinate Feixiao. Boy was waiting for her to come into the closet with Yukong and accidently had Black Swan and Acheron come in instead

[@EwanLee-f1s]

@Koomaxx I want u to make a sequal to this I want the arlan and asta wedding I know somme of us want to see it seeing how yukong just handed the boquet to him (sorry for all the incorrect spelling)

[@marytambascio3700]

YES OMG THANK YOU!!! They’re so cute together!! I love Arlan x Asta! Peppy is their fur child

[@Dias_12]

the Svarog dub KILLED ME

[@Miaka61]

Making out in the coat closet has to be Aventurine & Dr. Ratio or Black Swan & Acheron

[@holycheeseburger2981]

Slight disagreement: Stelle would be tearing up the dance floor. Caelus for sure would be a bridesmaid, though.

[@gachasuperheroes6794]

I feel like Feixiao would get arrested for trying to fight everyone at the wedding while shes drunk

[@ryansim9295]

Sampo could be fit into more than one category though. His shady dealer personality is act after all, the closest thing we know about his true personality is that he's a follower of elation with better morales than Sparkle. So at best, he could be behaving himself, helping other have a fun time or worst cause a scene and get a kick out of it

[@Hato_Shiro]

i liked when you put Black Swan with Acheron 🖤 XD

[@Jonno92100]

5:24 “Of 5 people, 3 must 420 blaze it.” - Blade, probably.

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

"blaaade... Why are you smoking a poison ivy?" "I love the burn. Makes me wonna die"

[@timothypan8323]

“Hiding in the coat closet, accidentally witnessed the making out session” is too true

[@mcbeefyt5418]

Jade is the one who manages the budget for the wedding

[@silverhawk4247]

Great choices Koomaxx💖 But I feel like Aventurine would be in "Got too drunk caused a scene" 😎😎💸🍻😂😂

[@MrMuel1205]

I reckon Trailblazers would be tearing up the dancefloor. You've seen WHITE NIGHTS and their Harmony Ult, right? That said, a wedding probably generates a lot of interesting trash, so...

[@matiasmacchiavello]

Harmony Trailblazer would be killing it in the dancing floor

[@moonfire9790]

I have an idea: Rating genshin/ honkai star rail characters as your grandparents?!?!??!?!?! hehehehe it'd be so great

[@shimittyshim]

Funny how all the wedding planners worship the Erudition.

[@aserehtdraws7941]

Ok hear me out I think sampo would babysit sparkle so she doesn’t kill or maim anyone at the wedding He is at least a bit of a romantic so I can see him wanting the wedding to work. Like he would smuggle in a lot of extra flowers and kind of rob himself into helping with the wedding planning but then he sees sparkle and keeps her like on a leash or something like that

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

They are trying to lure people into the closet where Swan and Acheron are but somehow miraculously fail every time?

[@Asminae391]

Huohuo was in the closet before Acheron and Black started making out

[@phoenixhare4690]

I feel Asta would be the one funding the wedding, otherwise it'd be Topaz, but that would only increase Jarilo-VI's debts

[@luismiguel425]

*When the closet door finally opens* Moze: finally, a targe-... *Sees Black swan and Acheron making out* Moze: I regret being here...

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Hands them a napkin when they're done. "For your lipstick stains".

[@booyahgenius]

Ah, the spiritual successor to the Genshin one

[@magiclapras]

Now we just need a combined one to make the wedding to end all weddings.

[@Mossymushroomfrog18]

I dunno I feel like Gepard would be Bronya’s bridesmaid

[@CiceroLewis]

Jing yuan: MS feixaio please can you please slow down Her doctor is also trying to have her stop Also i forgot to add Natasha: i'm so proud of these 2 i'm so glad it feels so long since i was taking of these in the orphange

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

I would like to bring up the White Night music video for Aventurine absolutely killing it at the dance floor, alongside Trailblazer once they are done with their Bridesmaid/Groomsmen duty (I can even imagine that they are all of this on top of also being part of Security), and I would also like to bring Serval into this because you know that Bronya also hired her to perform alongside Pela and Dunn once they were done being bridesmaid. Aside from that, I'd say that Asta would be part of the planners more than Herta (Let's not forget that Asta is the one that actually runs the Space Station and she just lent it to Herta out of admiration), I genuinely think that Herta would skip out but since that's not an option, she'd be a fine planner. But yeah, tl:dr; TB should also be in Tearing UP the dance floor, and propose that they be security as well, Asta should be a planner, and that Pela and Serval are performers after their duties are done

[@KRMRGaming]

Topaz getting arrested is wild.....like she would buy her way out anyway because.....she is IPC 😂

[@hihello-k3g]

firefly and trailblazer wedding next!!!

[@ShadowVyod]

I feel like Argenti would absolutely have tried to snatch the bouquet

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

He IS the bouquet! Somehowbhe made it work. Don't ask.

[@GIN.356.A]

March is the wedding photographer lol

[@Lucifer-1020]

Harmony TB and Hunt March are just what TB and March are wearing as opposed to their regular attire

[@kianyanka]

march 7th is the wedding photographer^^

[@marytambascio3700]

I think Topaz would tear up the dance floor instead She would bring Numby as her partner and she would swing him around or have him on his hind legs while she holds his front legs (like people do with their dogs)

[@noahmehringer29]

Weirdly I can see Kafka and Silverwolf enjoying the vibes and free food. Silverwolf would probably chill with Qingxuei if they started gaming. I feel like Kafka would be helping Firefly enjoy herself and maybe helping the Trailblazer nail it as a bridesmaid/groomsman. Topaz I can see working the event with Jade (Let's be honest she's the one keeping the IPC from causing problems there.

[@divineclaypuppet7460]

I'd honestly pick Serval as Bronya's maid of honor because of the Step-Mother's Advantages. Luocha would technically be Working at the wedding because he'd be the officiating priest

[@VampKTails92]

Omg this is so funny. I was playing a HSR wedding game on Instagram when this uploaded.

[@ashimsy]

Like the one whereu pause for wedding partner?

[@The-dotted-one]

As a certified Houhou stan, she ABSOLUTELY ended up in the ER somehow, probably a panic attack from being at a large, loud event with a lot of people

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Accidentally ate a very spicy pepper, couldn't stop coughing, and flipped a table.

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video @Koomaxx! Can't wait for the next video Girl! You probably should've added "Caught the Bride's Garter Belt" to the Teirlist, maybe with the "Caught the Bouquet" Section because in some cases, it's usually customary for the Bride to sit down and let the Groom take her Garter Belt off and Flings it into the Crowd of Guests during the Dance. The result is that it's usually expected that Whoever caught the Bouquet (Usually the Maid of Honor) gets Married to Whoever Caught the Bride's Garter Belt (Usually the Best Man) when their time comes. Some people go so far as to pull the Bride's Garter Belt off with their Teeth, probably to add to the Chances of a Great Start to Married Life or something idk. I remember seeing that on an Episode of America's Funniest Home Videos (AFV) one time when I was in school and only last year or two years ago I remembered it and brought it up with my Mom and that's literally what she told me! If you've got a Comical Look of "I'm Sorry, WHAT!?!?" right now, then you probably know exactly how I reacted to that LMAO! As for Honkai: Star Rail Weddings in general..... I'm Team CaeFly and AvenStelle all the Way, but if Bronya's going to be the Bride then I'm Stepping in as the Groom. Jiaoqiao and Natasha would be the On-site Medical Staff, Gepard, Svarog, Boothill and Jingliu would be working Security, Serval would be the Technician for Robin's Performance (Making sure that the Lights and the Sound Systems working as they should), and.... Yeah, that's all I've got because Lingsha showed up with her "Sister's" Ruan Mei and Sparkle! I mean, Ruan Mei and Lingsha could help Dr. Ratio, Topaz and Herta while Sparkle gets Arrested for planting those Fumo Bombs of hers because someone said that there may be Fireworks only for there to be no sign of a Display. Feixiao also gets Drunk and causes some Chaos which results in her being arrested as well. As for Xueyi being the Chef, I thank you for Giving me the Image of the Girl from "Ratatoullie" for comparison. Now I cannot unsee that, much like the Miniatures for the Sister's of Battle from Warhammer 40K looking like Ongo Gabloglian! Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video Girl!

[@shrimpesque]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SAID AVENTURINE'S NAME CORRECTLY THANK YOU SOO MUCHH!!!! everone says aDventurine I get so annoyed. you may be the only one except Camden Sutkowski (Aventurine's English VA) that pronounced his name right lol

[@darkdude1996ify]

Ruan Mei definitely got arrested trying to drug someone

[@Sara-s2w5h]

She is not trying to drug someone she is drugging everyone

[@tokyoghoulkanrki5310]

solid list although i would've liked that firefly was in the caught the bouquet section as she would then look at the trailblazers.

[@WernerEPIC]

ok so like Hanya not getting to work with Xueyi is a crime, and Huohuo should def be flowergirl otherwise very silly nice work

[@hexbox2182]

Head cannon: some of the ipc goons (maybe Scott) try to mess with the wedding but almost everyone stops what they’re doing to kick them out. Even bronya and seele join in while wearing their wedding dress (bronya) and suit dress (seele).

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Are you denying me a butterfly styled dress for Seele? With a cute miniature top hat at an angle? Edit: oh wow, just noticed the thumbnail. I don't know why, she just naturally says "top hat"

[@XenoGenerator]

​@@Jackie_Tikki_TaviJust slap Herrscher of Rebirth's black and blue dress on top of HSR Seele and there you have it

[@dawuid1491]

4:16 Funny that after you done this list, Hoyo releases a new trailer for 2.7, showing March tearing up the dance floor lol.

[@hentikirby7142]

Tingyung commiting neck snap at the wedding

[@kitsune-chan6897]

Tripped down the stairs and had to be rushed to the ER.

[@fochti]

You nailed some of the character's voices and vibes, love it :D

[@Way2DuskSEKAI]

Loved the tier list. I can imagine Silver Wolf sneaking away from the smoking area to play video games and somehow manages to convince Luka and Boothill to join her game (they are probably playing fortnite ngl) Also would love to see either a genshin or hsr tier list but for a vampire/vampire slayer AU

[@Lumen_lune]

I am planning my irl wedding, you should have got March as a photographer or videographer! You could also have Asta or Argenti as hair and makeup.

[@mcgetsome07]

Hear me out teir list on how competitive they are at trading card games

[@KazumaTheonly]

Shoulda done Kafka and blade for the married couple✋

[@xia7o]

If Aventurine and Ratio got drunk enough they’d probably end up in the closet too ngl

[@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi]

Chef Xueyi. I totally see it. As for Hanya she's actually a very geeky goth. I think she's the weeding photographer nobody hired, getting shots nobody should see.

[@ice_melon__]

Sampo can't get arrested, no one can catch him.

[@PrivacyWithAHat]

I can totally imagine Qingque, Silver Wolf and Aventurine playing in that Backroom Casino 🤣 Btw, I think it'd be Firefly who caught the bouquet; that would be so cute and funny 😁

[@normanderi]

Sunday is a planner, he is all about order, so having some kind of control is fitting, also firefly and trailblazer are having fun in the closet too.

[@AStrayNoName01]

There should’ve been a category called [hired as wedding band] with Jingliu, Kafka, Yanqing, Aventurine, Argenti and Robin… yes ok they’re all the people at the Concert art.

[@Sara-s2w5h]

Blade and dan heng got too drunk and made out then the next Day dan heng is rethinking all his life decisions meanwhile is just happy

[@harcray830]

i need that bronya thumbnail art

[@Yann_wh1]

Sunday sería quien los casara, Argenti sería el que daría el brindis a las novias por el nombre de Idrila o el que lloraría por un acto tan bello como el casamiento, siento que Aventurine agarraría el ramo por error y se lo daría a Ratio sólo para joderlo JAJAJAJ, todos los chiquis deberían estar en la mesa de los pequeñines jajaj

[@ccnailgs]

I just attended a wedding and i got a notification for this video