Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters by their RIZZ?!

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[@Koomaxx]

Download Honkai Star Rail and get 5-Star Dr. Ratio for FREE in the 1.6 banner: hoyo.link/bhFgF5AL 🪐✨

[@beanik835]

Wonder if we can get Ranking Honkai/Genshin people at New Year’s

[@MrZombiepvz]

Tell me.. Am I the only one not to like Kafka ?

[@kumonoameai]

Quick question, where's Lynx?

[@kariissmol9172]

Have you considered that Dan Heng: Boobwindow edition gets plus points? Idk why but horns do it for me.

[@nobodyimportant4503]

Dr Ratio has been lining up to be insulted by him, everyone goes to his classes not to learn but to just breath the same air as him.

[@Rosy345c]

Part of the reason he hides his face is because his students gets distracted by how handsome he is. He is totally accidental rizz.

[@Agent-XI]

He deserves a higher place in my opinion… I Shall make my own tier list!

[@Koomaxx]

Double Negative Rizz- so bad that it flips and turns into SSS Tier

[@ICNHH]

​@@Rosy345c idek if thats actually true or not 💀

[@Tyto-ATTA]

Yeah but he a pompous a-hole, which is a no go

[@ahatheaeon]

fun fact : the reason Dr.Ratio wears the alabaster head is because he can't teach effectively since all his students only pay attention to his face. soooo... yeah ! Dr. Ratio is actually an ultimate rizzlord in canon surprisingly 🗿🗿🗿

[@wongo6828]

“Because I can't bear to see idiots” by Dr. Ratio meant he was referring to his simps xD

[@level1544]

Literally "Suffering from Success"

[@nafisaraihanahossain7467]

Could it be a reference to Pithagoras, I think? He used to teach to his students from behind a curtain so they would listen to his voice more. I'm not sure

[@Relevart9169]

Sampo wouldn't ask u to pay at the bar, he'd just grab your arm and run, criminal rizz and u end up stargazing on some rooftop hiding from the cops

[@BostonCreme]

The stargazing on the rooftop is one of the greatest mental images I've ever seen. Imma draw that now thx

[@Relevart9169]

@@BostonCreme o7 u're welcome

[@lawnmowercum]

nah be fr, he would run away without u lmao

[@ReQ1999]

I think Argenti is actually rizzing everybody, and then he doesn't understand why people are so into him "I'm always talking about my love for Idrila and spreading the word of her beauty, they're supposed to love her not me!" He makes people feel so good about themselves, they kinda get pulled in because he makes you feel so good with the compliments, especially because the compliments are so genuine!

[@LumyTheQueen]

That's Argenti alright

[@badlotusxo]

He is a sweetheart

[@Hafiere]

That's giving me such strong 'Kiss Him, Not Me' vibes I love it.

[@mihirmango]

I think Ruan Mei falls is S tier before you date her, and falls right to negative rizz because she spiked your drink on the first date.

[@CircusFoxxo]

Joke's on you I'm into that

[@axellrodriguez7088]

bad day to be literate🥲@@CircusFoxxo

[@cobylin9192]

@@CircusFoxxo ”i can fix her” “i don’t want to fix here” “Please RUI(a)N ME(i)

[@TheZombie2415]

Either we got pregnant or she got pregnant on the first date lmao.

[@MercuryA2000]

She had me feeling a certain way when she first showed up. Then i got to know her and that way became disdain with the knowledge and certainty that this chick will bring about the end of the universe and not get why that's wrong.

[@diamondseraph9369]

Jing Yuan's rizz is so strong that he's rizzed people's _MOMS_ and his VA (and probably the mom's kids) has been embarrassed by that fact in public more than once lmao.

[@MasNas624]

Cy Yu aka Alejandro got youtube clips of those encounters. They are so funny!

[@diamondseraph9369]

@@MasNas624 I know lol, that's what I was referring to.

[@Tyto-ATTA]

Oh yeah that’s the voice 😏

[@nikkiwicki]

HAS HE TALKED ABOUT THIS MORE I MUST KNOW THE FULL DETAILS 😭😭😭

[@diamondseraph9369]

@@nikkiwicki To my knowledge it's just that people have come up to him at anime conventions with their moms and said moms request for him to do the Jing Yuan voice....and when he does they react...oddly.... Then someone who saw the short jokingly asked him to do the voice and when he did it they quoted the mom lol.

[@greenapple5005]

Argenti not in "Ultimate Rizzlord" is HERESY!

[@littlelw319]

he has too much rizz it loop around being negative rizz

[@rui.superfan]

REAL EVEN THE ASTRAL EXPRESS PLANT WAS RIZZED BY HIM

[@rui.superfan]

he has rizzed march, trailblazer, a plant, a wubbaboo disguised as a bug, WHO IS HE GONNA RIZZ NEXT

[@Wonderhoy347]

I think Dan Heng shook us all with the CPR cutscene, lol, and Argenti rizzing the plant as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sn0mon3]

OMG NOT THE PLANT😭😭😭

[@cobylin9192]

RAGHH MARCH WHY DID YOU INTERUPT GODAMIT

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

You’re the only person here brave enough to admit that Dr. Ratio could not realistically flirt to save his life and I salute you for that

[@CircusFoxxo]

He literally puts on a mask so he doesn't have to look at you if he thinks you're stupid

[@ashton_playz9341]

​@@CircusFoxxo heard someone say he puts it on because his students just end up focusing on his face 😭

[@rui.superfan]

@@ashton_playz9341tbh if i was his student i’d still focus on his mask

[@thijs4305]

Luca having Itto energy is what gives him that accidental on purpose rizz lmao

[@tunasteak8396]

im sorry but ratio had me by the throat, when i did his story quest i completely forgot what the quest was about cuz i was staring at him thinking how pretty he was

[@lratioyourmom5608]

our bbg fr

[@MetaGiga]

And that’s in canon, too

[@R4isinn]

also his lightcone- he is so pretty i swearrr 😭

[@LovelyLylla]

Which quest was this.

[@calvinlehto8584]

Argenti might say the same things to everyone, but you'd still be able to tell that he's honest about what he's saying.

[@CircusFoxxo]

The followers of Idrila recognize all truly beautiful things in the world and consider Idrila to be behind them. Like, you might see him rizz up a houseplant before talking to you but then you realize homie is saying that his God must have made you and the universe is a better place for your existence

[@katerinagoh9994]

Even though he lacks rizz, Imbibitor Lunae might attract monsterf***ers

[@Ariessss11103]

and best part is he doesnt even try (just pokerface all the time is enough)

[@ReQ1999]

Yeeeah his idle with the dragon tail definitely did something for me LMAO and don't even mention his skill moves oh oh and the look in the ultimate!! (IL main)

[@diamondseraph9369]

I'm not into that kind of thing I'm just into the pretty boys...and I think he's prettier than Dan Heng so he wins out (even though I'm not into guys with long hair...usually...unless it's tied up in a ponytail or maybe a braid or something usually not just down). But like, I don't care if they have in-human features or anything as long as they're attractive (in a pretty boy way) and look _MOSTLY_ human so like, the dragon parts don't bother me LMAO.

[@greybey4385]

@@ReQ1999 bro the side eye during the ultimate has me dying every time

[@ohitskiba]

can confirm i am living breathing proof (this is a joke i promise.)

[@asflhgofcmjfsdl]

funfact! A talking plant in the space station actually mentions some researchers competing on who smashes dan heng first

[@paigecrouch3106]

Where in the space station

[@AspectProductions2]

Topaz was done so dirty 😭Bronya got rizzed up so easily by her! Should have at least been A tier

[@armslitter]

Ikr she doesn’t know that topaz was pulling bronya and asta left and right and even in her trailer she was rizzing us (person behind the screen)

[@AspectProductions2]

@@armslitter I almost mentioned the trailer as well! She could get anyone she wants.

[@off_brand_avocado2418]

Argenti gets bonus rizz points because yes he does seem like he flirts with everyone but it's only because he genuinely means all those compliments. Also I don't think trailblazer was rizzed up by Ruan Mei, they seemed more caught off guard and uncomfortable imo 😭

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

What do you MEAN by the long ears and horns SCARING people off?? Horns and pointy ears are OBJECTIVELY hot! Anyone scared by that is a pooosay!

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

Yeah, plus the glowy eyes! Like I got so rizzed up

[@_Ten_]

Sampo would probably keep dropping in rizz the longer the conversation goes on lol

[@BlackTigr]

1:49 Literally. Anyone that wants to see this happen in real time, I invite you to watch the Mina Aoyama vod where a fan paid for a cameo from Kafka's en VA, to wish her happy birthday. 99% of that vid is Mina just losing her damn mind in a fit of wheezes and flushed giggles. Also, for Yukong, I feel like she would not be the one to *start* the rizzing, but she could definitely respond with it. Like if someone were to try and rizz her, and she actually liked them that way, I imagine she'd be very flattered and have no issue dishing it right back and be surprisingly strong. So much so to the point where the original rizzer, becomes flushed, which makes her laugh a little cuz she finds that cute. She has game, it's just quiet and mature.

[@dumbass9049]

this is completely true but i just feel like its fair to say that minas kafka video isnt the best indicator of how well kafka can rizz cuz well, its mina

[@aeso3555]

Hanya tends to hit on the Trailblazer quite often. She makes a pass on how attractive the Trailblazer is through her anonymous profile ("Frigid Raven") and if you pull for her, she'll actually ask you out on a movie date.

[@wongo6828]

Hanya makes me feel sad for her. Like her friendship and instant crush towards the Trailblazer just sounds like she's been desperately wanting to be with someone because her job deprives her of romantic affection or even just normal socializing. She's so sweet in her text messages because she really wants to feel accepted by the Trailblazer 🥺

[@CircusFoxxo]

​@@wongo6828I will forever say that the best part of HSR and Genshjn is the main characters being such genuinely kind and nice people. Her first interaction with us was watching us be kind, supportive, and patient with Huohuo and then being nice to her. We hit her with that "nice to the little sister figure + first person to want to be her friend" rizz and it was just an ultimate critical hit on her

[@dairenoh693]

​@@wongo6828...Damn, now I've gotta see if there's any good fanfics of Hanya and the Trailblazer. 😂

[@lorenacanals5845]

welt has old dad rizz

[@antithesaint134]

Hashtag justice for Stelle, put Stelle in Ultimate Rizzlord

[@ENOINN]

Literally 😭🤣

[@bocchiii.]

You didn't understand Luka's companion mission He was doing the goofy quotes and stuff because of the girl who idolized him and is implied to have either died or her condition got so bad her dreams became impossible It shows how good of a person Luka actually is

[@ReQ1999]

Okay... Have you seen the Luka animation in the latest hoyofair? He rizzed me up IMMEDIATELY at the beginning of his boxing match with that playful wink, my goodness. He's the smiling type that is very passionate in their career and hobbies that he looks so hot doing them because he's so in the zone. After a match he's exhausted, but still strikes a smile at you, you wouldn't blush at that moment?

[@MC-vv1mu]

You are speaking FACTS

[@cryingintomycoffee]

HONESTLY YEAH! And calling him immature hurt bad considering the end of his character quest and why he was acting the way he was.

[@kylemarlonlikesavocaship1810]

​@@cryingintomycoffeeI agree, he has the charm of a very emotionally conscious person. If someone sees that side of him, they'd genuinely fall for him.

[@DarkSilus]

Argenti is in ultimate rizzlord tier imo. And Dr Ratio definitely has negative rizz but I bet there's still a line of people waiting to get insulted by him lol

[@johnnysinssexmaster]

now that aventurine was shown, I think he's an ultimate rizzlord

[@asuramaru815]

Imo Trailblazers should be High A minimum with the dialogue options they use to flirt with Natasha and that Belobog Museum worker😂😂

[@katiem.3109]

Also, can we talk about how hot Stelle's (female trailblazer) baseball bat ultimate is?

[@ArchonKujo]

You can just say most of the reasonable mommies and daddies are your rizz-to-go

[@user-gp5bu9bf4m]

Haha , good one!👍

[@applecheeks21]

Can’t believe you put Welt in C 😔 he literally rizzed me with the first scene he had and I’ve been trapped in this Welt Yang prison since-Dan Heng, IL, Luocha, and Argenti are coming for me I know it

[@Jeangevity]

Ratio rizzed up in his character demo and did what no other rizzlord would have been bold enough to do

[@arreis7866]

Argenti is the rizz king. When I first saw his trailer I thought he would be extremely conceited and vain with Itto vibes. But then I played his story and THAT. CUTSCENE. He is the the literal embodiment of a gorgeous night in shining armor that will sweep you off your feet with words. Because he's ACTUALLY a nice and genuine dude! Totally shook me and I can't get over the way his voice sounds when he turns and says "Hm? A lady..."☺️😳💓

[@ayatomisubi5156]

Kafka is the lady there no matter what type of convo you have she somehow spin in into some sort of flirty line there takes you off guard and make you go on your knees

[@viy9182]

If you read Dan Heng's messages though, he's so intimately close to you, albeit in his own kuudere way, but he is particularly close to you, informing you about his missions and outings over other Nameless, and agreeing to your weird questions/requests without any annoyance, dunno if this counts as rizz but could he have been in a higher tier?

[@kalilah-chan]

Sampo made it to A tier!!🎉😁 I would’ve rated him the top category, but honestly I’m just happy he’s not in the D tier 😂

[@InanisNihil]

He’s top 2 with Argenti being also top 2.. Sampo on charisma alone is number 1 .. he could talk his well out of hell itself… argenti hasn’t even flirted once yet but has a natural flirtious personality.. ppl like him IF they were to flirt are god tier flirts…

[@DarkSideLucks]

I started the game for him so i was very happy to see that too lmao

[@softservesoap]

"too otherworldly" GIRL THAT MAKES IT BETTER

[@jacquelynthompson5346]

I require a Koomaxx & E collab, y’all would be a menace together

[@bunbun283]

Luka's take is kinda weird. If you had played his story then you'd surely be swoop away by learning why he said those things

[@NessunDorma2]

I would be rizzed up by Jing Yuan, Luocha and Argenti the most🥰😊

[@CloudDreamer4]

Dr. Ratio is serving theater kid who has main character syndrome really bad.

[@Say-Mira3]

Blade is the type who is mean to everyone but care for only one he loves

[@Alka155]

Am I the only one who remembers when Argenti messaged mc just to practice his compliments? I was blushing and kicking me feet so hard, I love this man so much 😭😭

[@godhimself7708]

I’d put Topaz in the ultimate rizzlord category because outside of her job she does flirt with people and the way she was flirting with Himeko and Bronya after the TB quest completion is proof of it. Even if not the ultimate rizzlord still a high A nonetheless.

[@mlhawk517]

The Sampo part is so accurate, lol. I wouldn’t mind paying the tab if I got to keep talking to him

[@cinnamaricat]

i think imbibitor lunae should be higher with how many people i see saying they'd smash him in that form but wouldn't smash his human form i've almost never seen it the other way around there's no doubt in my mind that dan heng is pulling more bitches in his vidyadhara form than his human form (although lets be honest it's completely on accident either way lmao) i think it's mostly the long hair and the fact he shows a lil more skin also the fact that he's basically a dragon and dragons are cool so i'd put him in a tier instead of b but his human form stays in b tier

[@VarsVerum]

I am thoroughly disappointed that you didn't put Trash Can in this list. They're so suave that they rizz up the MC more than anyone.

[@ardaoguzhan8181]

TB is the ultimate rizzlord rizzing everyone including bronya asking her to punish us when she catches us looking at her desk

[@lizz_lhs9392]

Dr Ratio is the literal reason why i came back to Honkai SR. I made an account when the game came out but it didnt catch me that time. But then I saw Mr Ratio and played from Level 9 to Level 49 within days. And now I have E2 Ratio😂

[@derp_dragons]

I kinda agree on the negative rizz for Dr Ratio. But theeen there's his lightcone and the accidental rizz is just very strong. x_x With Imbibitor Lunae I think it'd be more fun if he was counted as his OG version (since DHIL is just Dan Heng). Seeing Clara missing on the list (rightfully so, children have no place to be on a list like that), I wonder where you'd have placed Svarog though. :D

[@valivix]

i’d argue that trailblazers are ultimate rizzlords (but not on purpose) because remember when they were rizzing up guinaifen’s fans 😭🙏

[@valivix]

also because of all the sus replies we can choose to say

[@raghavshukla2005]

Argenti is either the ultimate rizzlord or negative rizz , no in between for me. For Dr. Ratio he is C not worse than Blade. Insufferable is better than suicidal maniac

[@j.a.r.5974]

I'm under the strong opinion that yingxing had negative rizz but still somehow pulled dan feng so I agree with putting Blade that low just because even in a second chance of life that man does not care enough to try and rizz, he just accidentally pulls literally demi gods when he tries. Dr. Ratio canonically seduces every one of his students by showing his face, hence the mask, so its more like accidental rizz on his part and Argenti is the type of man most women would kill to have. He's dedicated, will shower you with sweet yet honest words, strong, attractive. The only downside is that he will compliment you and call you beautiful but not actually try to rizz you up since it goes against the knights of beauty's code to pursue a relationship (or something like that, it could've been about how it might distract them from their journey to find their aeon).

[@dahkkun]

this is actually the first video ive watched from you, and i must admit (or perhaps im just as biased LOL) but this is such a rare instance where i agree w almost all of the tier rankings in a tier ranking video in general!! this was an interesting watch, thanks!!

[@doktahv8837]

Can confirm for Natasha. She rizzed me up to play HSR accidentally. Plus Kafka. Especially Kafka.

[@katiem.3109]

...I may have started playing Honkai because of an ad featuring Kafka.

[@CesarRodriguez-cc5rp]

As a Topaz believer I must say that she can rizz if she wants, as we see her being very charismatic in her trailer

[@Tanuki-Sama]

SW and Blade would be negative rizz imo. You can't convince me SW doesn't take "aether-edited showers" and considers that hygienic enough (other stellaron hunters have to force her to use water and soap from time to time) Blade's eyes are just for Imbibitor Lunae (aka Dan Heng) man is OBSESSED he would be next to you one second and the next he's jumping a fence and running into oncoming traffic just to reach the dragon-guy, big nope

[@kumonoameai]

I'm so happy there's another Honkai Star Rail video! Also glad to hear your opinions about Dr. Ratio. That man is a menace and I also love him ^.^

[@theotherkyo1824]

10:15 Love the Ruan Mei impression 😂

[@Mr.Silence.]

That march 7th valentine’s day line would absolutely work on me ngl

[@stygiovictoria]

DR RATIO NOT IN ULTIMATE RIZZLORD??? HIS LIGHT CONE??? THE BATH SCENE IN HIS TRAILER?????

[@p1ece_dontcall]

the fact that i saw the cpr scene for the first time after learning cpr

[@RenCarl1sle]

I have to give Dan IL the A. Not only does he have mad finger skills, he has master over magic dragon water.

[@damares324]

I agree completely, but I would have put Imbibitor Lunae and Caelus at an A, and Argent at the top! Great video! ❤

[@azraelthecat]

Argenti not being in rizzlord tier and Dr. Ratio not being in A tier from accidental rizz is simply incorrect

[@inspirationalroseswashere..]

THE FACT I JUST GOT HSR YESTERDAY AND NOW KOOMAXS CREATES THIS gasp

[@ardaoguzhan8181]

Doesn't TB rizz up everybody. As far as i can remember theres natasha,serval, seele, bronya, asta, JY, kafka, hanya, march, dan heng and himeko who TB rizzes up lol

[@thesnep4757]

Not me always rizzing Dan Heng whenever the opportunity presents itself... Jing Yuan too, when that option came up like one time

[@cheshiretiger5698]

Black Swan: she can be pulling people in accidently. Mysterious nice mystic rizz. Some might be offput with her furtunetelling, high B Sparkle: she seems like high A at first glance, and might charm people just to suit her chaotic purposes. Anyone who can pick up her twisted vibes whould step back imediately.

[@shuubeans]

koomaxx out here thinking IL danheng's horns and ears are going to unrizz me when it is, in fact, quite the opposite : )

[@Redhood_Ghost]

I adore Himeko and can't wait for her story in Penacony!

[@darkdude1996ify]

Trailblazer kinda simps for Herta (based on some of the dialogue options you get sometimes, TB is like "Yes, my queen" whenever Herta tells them to do something, though not as much as with Natasha). Serval I think is one of the few characters who actively flirts with TB.

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

Dude, that’s Mama Kafka but you’re not wrong. She got big time rizz lord energy. Accidentally rizz Gepard is so true. Let’s not forget that this Bronya and Seele are very different people from Honkai 3rd Impact. Sampo will not rizz me. He’ll get a knuckle sandwich. Argenti and Luca and Raito… are on point.

[@MercuryA2000]

Luka was doing all that stuff in his character was because of the notebook from Margie! A little sick, probably dead girl who looked up to him! Those stupid things he was doing were her dreams and wishes! Dude's got that "great with kids" rizz.

[@morkman]

My headcanon is that Serval was Pela’s bisexual awakening. Pela goes to work, gets hit by the Gepard accidental rizz, then after work she goes to band practice and gets hit by the Serval accidental rizz.

[@oujisama05]

I honestly think ruan mei and dr ratio should be switched lol. Ruan mei is pretty, her voice sounds comforting but not only are her words careless, her actions are as well, and she doesn't care if she's putting people in peril. If youre not her fellow genius, she will probably only talk to you to make you clean up her mess, and have you forget all about it. Dr. Ratio on the other hand is straight to the point and honest, but genuinely seems like he's looking out for people (e.g., he saves people from duke inferno even though he technically didn't need to). He says he hates idiots, and yet chooses to teach said idiots anyway. I find that more endearing lmao

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Ideas for future tier lists for Honkai: Star Rail characters: At a mall Going to Disney Land/Disney World (March 7th will DEFINITELY be fangirling AND going on a shopping spree. Meanwhile, Dr. Ratio prefers EPCOT) Going to Universal Studios (March’s there only for the Wizarding World area, Silver Wolf’s only there for Super Nintendo World) Playing DnD As Pokemon trainers (I think March will be an Ice and Fairy trainer, Kafka will be a Bug, Poison, and Dark trainer, Gepard will be an Ice and Fighting trainer, and Dan Heng will be a Dragon trainer. Also, Ruan Mei should have Mewtwo in her team) Playing Super Smash Bros. (Silver Wolf will DEFINITELY be a “FOR GLORY MODE! FOX ONLY!” girl) Playing Among Us Playing Fortnite Playing Minecraft As university students Playing horror games/At a haunted house (March and Huohuo will DEFINITELY be screaming and crying as they try running outside. Silver Wolf is not scared…Until a scare actor makes her drop her video game, then she starts attacking said scare actor. Dr. Ratio is not scared at all) In a zombie apocalypse As KZbinrs As college/university students Going camping/fishing Going to a zoo/aquarium (Hook: “Miss, can I touch the bird/snake/lizard/turtle/bug?”. Also, Natasha will be a tour guide/educator and March will fangirl over cute animals (ESPECIALLY the meerkats, the squirrel monkeys, and the animals at the petting zoo). The Trailblazers will definitely relate to the raccoons and the vultures at the zoo) Going to a museum/art gallery (come one, Dr. Ratio, you know you want to…) At a country fair Pets (I have a feeling that the Trailblazers will have pet rats, Kafka will have a pet tarantula, March will have a tiny dog or a cat, Dan Heng will have a snake or a lizard, and Hook is not allowed to have one (too young), so she keeps a Tamagotchi)

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

My head canons if they are KZbinrs: Guinaifen: Streamer, it’s canon March 7th: Travel vlogger Silver Wolf: Gaming channel and streaming Dr. Ratio: Educational channel similar to the PBS channels or the official TED channel Tingyun: ASMR Kafka: Social experiments Huohuo: Paranormal/creepypasta channel, but she got too scared Natasha: Medical and parenting channel Serval: Music channel Lynx: Nature exploration channel, ends up getting scrapes or bitten or stung by bugs Clara and Svarog: Family vlog Sampo: Prank channel or clickbait Blade: Rants Hook: Another prank channel, or one of those kids’ toy/surprise egg channels

[@kaerusustar]

bronya has accidental rizz bc she's a supreme guardian, seele would try to get u flustered but she gets flustered instead, silver wolf would rizz u up by inviting u to play games w her, welt has accidental rizz coz he's just a charismatic old man and he knows what to do/say, luka has natural rizz coz he takes good care of kids, argenti would worship the ground you walk on, and asta would accidentally rizz u up by buying you a designer product a bday gift. guinaifen & the tbz have admirers from the ghost event w huohuo like someone following them and sending them gifts and ppl asking if the tbz is single.

[@Yoateiro1991]

To be fair Argenti had a moment when he texted us in the game and ligit rizzed us up. Based on that as well with his personality I would've at most put him around high A Tier but maybe like second and not in first for that

[@dr.jessemr.hayden575]

Trailblazer can be negative rizz or ultimate rizzlord depending on your dialogue choices. “No. Fuck you. Do it yourself.” “How could I say no to those eyes that twinkle brighter than the stars?”

[@ogsololeveler]

no way you played argenti's quest and dont think he's a rizzlord, bro has people changing their entire career paths because he has so much rizz

[@w1nther930]

See, to rizz people up, you have to compliment them a little. It's a bit cringey, and also hard... But Argenti litterally compliments you every single second if he considers you a thing of beauty. Bro ain't even trying, it's just how he speaks

[@finnaldredge-byars7578]

Something I feel like people overlook about Kafka is that she has the downside of being way to nihilistic. She’s going to be acting all sexy and stuff and then suddenly say “and nothing you ever do will ever matter, choice doesn’t exist and free will is a lie.” And for me at least, that’s a MAJOR turn off. I don’t need that in my life.

[@YukoHoon]

Koomax, about IL: "his horns and ears are going to scare people" Me: EXCUSE ME?! What do you mean scare, they made me even more interested!

[@noice9193]

Argenti is the rizz god he rizzed up a plant and turned a man gay

[@chloesilverwolf739]

"Topaz has zero rizz" As a representative of the totally not into fin-dom mad trust Topaz simp community I take this as a personal attack, I DO care who the IRS sends

[@sylvisix7250]

I've been rizzed up by Dr Ratio's absolute audacity 😂

[@arlaratman862]

doesn't Heta say her in game model she's "90% sure this is how I looked as a child?"

[@human3237]

Have yall aregenti's text where he showers you with compliments , i freaking evaporated

[@Your_missing_lumi_bells]

8:05 HELP also not you forgetting Aventurine

[@Rajiota]

8:54 "I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes!"

[@Daemonkryn]

the finger-blaster 5000! LOL

[@ArchonKujo]

Not gonna lie that's a pretty nice Ruan Mei impression

[@iamsproutman]

I don't have DIL, but I'm referring to his ult as Fingerblaster 5000 from now on

[@Evie0133]

8:05 THE FINGER THING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DriedJizzSock]

8:55 "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!" energy

[@AryaPDipa]

That Ruan Mei imitation thooooo ayo??

[@Mc_klees]

hear me out dr ratios bathtub scene though 😫 he so shmexy😮‍💨 i swear im to gay for this

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

But Pela has that thing going on with Lynx, and she even has a nickname for her.

[@ichigokage]

Serval is-yes thank you for A tier. I would’ve been fine with B. She’s charming, sweet, talented and the texts about her being lonely? I would absolutely fold. MC is stronger than me. Jing Yuan’s rizz is so strong that I’m actively fighting to pull him while I’m waiting for Aventurine.

[@orusert_hd7640]

Id put Welt in A for the reason of knowing his story after reading the manga.

[@ItsMeChaoz]

8:17 Fingerblaster 5000 🤣🤣👍 (I love Dan Hengs fingerblaster 🤭🥰)