Korone Completely Overwhelmed, Can't Stop Laughing in "Too Fast RPG" [Eng Subs/Hololive]

[@ninoambrosio4481]

The game is like a childrens show where the villain is literally the only one with an actual brain

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

This just reminds me of how boring watching pokemon is cause they dont care about any audience but kids and it's super obvious in the writing and whatnot

[@paolomars6304]

Oh no writer's are writing a story for kid's in a kid cartoon show OMG.

[@redice907]

@@paolomars6304 It really was boring back then. Cartoon network shows like dexter's lab just set the bar high for children back in the 90s.

[@Edanite]

@@redice907 We at least got Animaniacs back. I haven't watched it yet but I hear its faithful to the original

[@Olpyhon]

@@redice907 I take the boring writing style of the 90s over the absurdity that modern cartoons have become.

[@-Raylight]

Korone : "I want to read the dialogues" Game : *"I am SPEED"* Maou is actually the good guy, he just wants others to enjoy life slowly

[@voidtempacc1872]

Maou is pretty wholesome, he brings everyone together

[@kazawakirito8781]

sound like a legit anime title

[@Wan_DerFull]

theres a bunch of slow life mangas/animes, so knock yourselves out

[@kazawakirito8781]

@@Wan_DerFull dun worry I already went alot in that sht. Dun even remember how hundreds of thousands manga like that

[@Supergamesniper9]

Meanwhile, I'm over here with my music at 1.5x tempo lol.

[@memegohere_brr]

FYI: period key does frame-by-frame to appreciate the dialogue translations!

[@hiroshibieren4257]

It surely does help MOblie users: *aM I A jOKe tO YoU?*

[@kalletyrni8897]

@@hiroshibieren4257 yes. yes they are.

[@KonoSenraDa]

@@kalletyrni8897 I may be a joke but at least I'm a funny joke

[@kalletyrni8897]

@@KonoSenraDa i wish i had positivity like that

[@IFLDragon]

this needs to be pinned

[@moderndayvampire1469]

This is an example of a great idea for games. Ridiculous plot, but interesting mechanic you can laugh through it. And full of comedy. I never thought I'd see people cheering for the maou lol

[@rade-blunner7824]

I like how it isn't even really what it claims to be, it's basically a puzzle game, set within the framework of an RPG where the events of the plot have made playing it the way it's ostensibly intended to be played completely impossible, that's some clever humour right there.

[@paybacksuper3670]

try unmetal when release

[@zerospicon]

Pretty sure this game is a satire for those who speed skip thru an RPG's dialogue

[@CBRN-115]

And a lesson to be learned

[@orangeball8872]

You should try half minute hero for psp

[@sayospecter6731]

The message of this game is literally, "Bro, chill."

[@christiangonzales4998]

"Daddy, chill"

[@Probablyabox]

"The heroes lost their lives in a traffic accident, and you're laughing"

[@Joshuamiller19570]

They deserved it, So it's hilarious. They were losers lol

[@ivantempest259]

Yes, and i'm tired to pretend that i'm not.

[@Rar830]

@@ivantempest259 Then dont, laugh like that idiot from FFX

[@krugz_]

take my 666th like

[@thyrussendria8198]

The king and heroes were forgotten as they lived, at a high speed.

[@roadent217]

quickly and immediately

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

thats what she said

[@Raigosai]

There was nothing to bury because all who were involved in the accident were vaporized on impact.

[@namaereri7511]

@@detectivepatchouli8266 F

[@Tom-101]

This game is inspired by the speed up function in emulators and skipping dialogue while running everywhere right? Hilarious lmao

[@raccoonchild]

Me playing Pokémon games on emulators because I'm poor

[@MatheusSM1000]

I feel attacked, because I tend to do that a lot when I'm playing RPGs lol

[@nezunish-898]

This game is basically if speedruner speedrun rpg games.

[@debbidonosenshi]

Speed running the programming even lol

[@closetjimi]

Yea, on older monster hunter game too. Playing freedom unite my game was sped up like 4x lmao. Animation are just so slow, even world still feel slow sometime.

[@JustEggsan]

I really love Korone plays these kind of games cause it really fits her personality lol

[@kaitsutokiyas1617]

Her laugh are the best ahahaha

[@JohnCena-ep2mz]

Korone is based

[@InSammity]

@@JohnCena-ep2mz why do people do this

[@InSammity]

@axel axel based

[@saltyboi7539]

-SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA💥........

[@mr.omellete3972]

"The one thing about being faster than light, is that you can only live in darkness"

[@CBRN-115]

Deep

[@_desertork1839]

- sanic

[@Unacknowledged86]

Unless you're moving towards light in which case your eyeballs will probably get burned

[@0Asterite0]

@@Unacknowledged86 the speed of light relative to you is constant

[@Unacknowledged86]

@@0Asterite0 yes but looking at a light source through a warp bubble would be about the same as looking at it through a magnifying glass.

[@taranchura]

Npc is the most dangerous in this game.

[@plaguis1391]

One of the best clips I've seen in a long time, thank you for sacrificing 99% of your brain cells for us.

[@JShayTranslations]

Thank you! I was gonna do a highlight video, but pretty much used the entire playthrough because it was so good. Also, thank you for your daily sacrifice of eating up dirty dishes for the advancement of KFP

[@SwolTako]

"Cleric! We need heals, or we're going down!" "I got a thunder. Take it of leave it."

[@hellenicmercury3952]

"I'll just zap you back to life if you die"

[@huonsmith]

It actually makes sense since they are moving too fast to get hit anyway, why would they need a healer?

[@exzyyd392]

@@huonsmith *gets one shot by people walking* Yeah why would they need a healer?

[@huonsmith]

@@exzyyd392 healers traditionally can't revive the dead so one shots dont matter

[@sircheesethethird6179]

@@huonsmith what kind of shitty ass healer can't use necromancy

[@turinmormegil7715]

It's so hilarious how fast Korone went from being the heroes, to rooting for the Maou, but then lamenting that the heroes were forgotten. This was such a rollercoaster of emotions, and Korone seems to have experienced all of them almost at once.

[@fang4223]

Sounds like it all came at her fast.

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@fang4223 literally

[@vietdragon5174]

i mean it is a fast paced game

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@vietdragon5174 that's an understatement

[@LunarUmi]

What a great message from the game! The heroes lived the fast life so much that even though they were level 80, they only knew the most basic of skills. If you just rush through everything, you'll never truly learn anything.

[@DragoNyan332]

RPGM games i'm waiting for : 1 year for translation youtube randos subbing anime girls : *translates the entire game for one video* that's fuckin insane

[@hibiki9585]

Programming the translation into the game is different from adding subtitles to a video

[@eidrag]

@@hibiki9585 well for rpgm game like this one, it's kinda easy because almost all text is in 1 file, so just translate the text

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

@@eidrag Well, someone's gonna do it eventually.

[@smallcatgirl]

There are softwares that do real time translate on rpg/visual novel games.

[@xd3d034997]

@@smallcatgirl machine translation? yeah no thank you.

[@xngdan13x]

This entire game was basically.. ‘Serious series: serious sideways jumps”

[@DanielGonzalez-wj9by]

Huh what's the G stand for

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

No

[@DalekCraft]

@@DanielGonzalez-wj9by this reply emits some sort of mildly menacing aura and it is hilarious

[@celty228]

@@DalekCraft Battle of the Daniel G’s, there can only be one

[@ryanvenjoyer]

Guess we'll have to start calling her Koro-Sensei

[@MetalShadowX]

I guess Sonic was a bit too slow for her liking.

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

It's ironic that being fast gets you punished in the genesis games unless you're like gigachad pro gamer

[@nikel-]

"the problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you always live in darkness" - Sanic Or in this case "the problem with being faster than the speed of sound is that you always live in silence" - demon lord

[@lpfan4491]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi Which is kinda why 3d is more true to the underlying concept. But we all know how that went with the public.

[@TechSY730]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi More that in the classic genesis games you are punished for going faster then your skill level can handle. If you _get good_ at the game, then you can start flying through levels. It is a fast game, but with an actual skill curve to go faster

[@christopherchasteen4990]

Sonic: Hey, I may be the fastest thing on two feet, but even i have time to slow down and enjoy the smaller things in life! Listening to the birds, enjoying a nice chili dog, taking a nice nap... those heroes were in TOO much of a hurry!

[@qfeuille3]

Hilarious game and love seeing Korone's reactions to it. Lvl 80 hero party keeps getting killed by townspeople.

[@Altorius]

Sounds like skyrim.

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

Well, when the townspeople are equivalent to f1 cars, jet planes and light speed itself I doubt anyone are able to survive a direct hit.

[@zyriantel9601]

@@nittayoshifumi8252 Considering what becomes of both the party and the poor King, I daresay you're right

[@Edanite]

The king and heroes never gave up the speed. Thus they rush to being forgotten by history.

[@vbgvbg1133]

Being forgotten by the world speedrun any% wr

[@inaminute1826]

well maybe somewhere in the cosmos someone is keeping track of history. of the universe.

[@Zelinkokitsune]

Korone... there's nothing to bury of the King or the Heroes. They're probably a blood smear all over the throne room considering their speed

[@tommystorm9867]

the characters move so fast that it has to be catagorised as a traffic accident

[@kimeromakinoha]

"Glasses are the best!!" was so out of the place lmao

[@coffeestainedwreck]

reminds me of a friend

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

Truth is truth even if it's out of place brother

[@E5rael]

Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

[@sleepieste]

@@E5rael new copypasta acquired!!

[@kingfish5280]

@@E5rael Oh my gosh I did not expect to run into you. Thanks for those Finnish vocaloid vids you uploaded a literal decade ago (that I found earlier this year)

[@sadcatisnotexcitedforawhil3250]

The game's speed is still not comparable to my diabetes whenever Korone does something

[@MillionairePhil]

well of course comparing a medical condition to velocity doesn't make sense anyway

[@ottootteist]

@@MillionairePhil well of course you got r/whooooshed bro cringe

[@belabobs348]

@@ottootteist sure

[@fish-zb4tg]

@@ottootteist lol, youre funny

[@ธนาเดชศุภนัทนพร]

@@ottootteist lol

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

Jokes on the person who bailed, they are still alive and known.

[@elitefdc2171]

They ded

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

@@elitefdc2171 they got into a traffic accident when leaving the demon king's lair.

[@hellomyoldfriend7665]

the game is giving life lesson.

[@SIl3nZz]

I was thinking the exact same thing... Noone ever pauses to take in the good parts of life. Maybe this is why only elderly people go for a walk here

[@CBRN-115]

Take your time and look both ways before crossing

[@anotheregoistidiot8756]

Over

[@Faunatic97]

"Why where we in such a hurry?" Lifelessons learned in the end

[@aziris7257]

Korone's laughter brightens my day.

[@xendurr8180]

Developers: This game will take 8 hours to finish. Speedrunners:

[@KevKrieger32]

5:23 never heard her laugh with this high pitch xD

[@paulbester9516]

I come back to this clip just for that one laugh.

[@NoriMori1992]

She sounded like the dachshund in that "Jump around dog" video 😂

[@chikin5663]

Fun fact, by D&D standards, the demon king is the textbook definition of Chaotic Good.

[@Salmagros]

Not even Chaotic lmao, the guy is more like an Anti Hero with Neutral or Lawful Good.

[@chikin5663]

@@Salmagros Lawful-chaotic is (in a nutshell) how much they honor law and tradition, he’s going straight against the tradition of speed so he’s chaotic. Good-evil is how much your actions are geared towards helping others versus yourself, he wants to help others take it slow so good. And anti-heroes are chaotic-good

[@neonfox5288]

Nope. Chaotic is acting on impulse, he has a set of rules he follows, so its acting of necessity, meaning it's closer to lawful. Remember, lawful doesn't mean acting according to the laws of the country, just by a certain rule they won't break.

[@justcody4615]

Personally I thought everyone involved was fairly neutral

[@groerhahn225]

I really can't tell if this game is social commentary or just mocking people who use the speed button on their emulator too much.

[@jub8891]

same. i just imagine its both. do we really need 5g and 8k?

[@Slashx92]

Inclusive yes

[@steffenkawa8374]

@@jub8891 gameplay doesn't get better with 8k. The other problem is that new games getting more and more expensive to make.

[@Shockguey]

@@steffenkawa8374 Doesn't help that majority of that production time is spent perfecting textures and pixels while the coding isn't. I'm looking at you CyberPunk.

[@squigly8r]

@@Shockguey You might take a moment to perfect that sentence.

[@mr.danish4576]

Honestly, this is the most fastest RPG game I've ever seen in my life.

[@c05m1ch3r0]

You should see video game the game. Gameplay is like 2 min. Whether it's an rpg is debateable.

[@night00glider]

@@c05m1ch3r0 2 world ?

[@crazy_man7578]

Now imagine speedrunning it

[@cinna.meo.n]

@@crazy_man7578 Speedrunning the speed game doesnt sound so bad

[@Urist_Mythrilforged]

@@cinna.meo.n I can't wait for the TAS.

[@ScheraZwei]

tfw that the only sane man on this game is the demon king and the queen.

[@MegumiKato.]

Funny how even the pictures of the main characters have motion blur to show they're moving fast all the time. XD

[@joukito5096]

The "I AM SPEED" meme sounds normal to me after seeing millions. Anyways, back to Korone's sweetness.

[@Ween5567]

korone laugh is very cute and make who watch feel wholesome

[@fern1146]

This game's demon king is totally the good guy Also, nothing brightens a day like best Doggo's laughter

[@inanimatesum4945]

Man, imagine going to that island as an adventurer and seeing a queen stand in front of a Statue of a Demon King.

[@user-nx9xf5tv9x]

5:23 i love this laugh

[@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10]

The game's speed would never be as quick as YAGOO's dreams being crushed.

[@cachorromolhado6780]

It's just fast, not much explaining to do

[@thenumberquelve158]

YAGOO's dream is indeed being crushed at a frightening pace. But not by Korone.

[@caffeinewigicall2285]

So the real game is that you avoid traffic accidents with the obstacles

[@JackgarPrime]

"I bid thee godspeed" Well her bidding came true!

[@TenHorizons]

10:45 Serious Series: Serious Sidesteps

[@dhaniel6328]

Poor demon lord. He just wanted a slow and peaceful life.

[@hi-i-am-atan]

bold of korone to assume that there was anything of the king or her party left to bury

[@dx_Rain_xb]

Nah, my guess is that their bodies decomposed at a very high speed, so there wouldn't be anything left

[@taranchura]

Thanks to this game we get such blessful god doggo noises

[@nousagipeko7827]

9:20 that was so lame joke from retro rpg and yet im laughing my ass off

[@DeadlyMouse7]

I like that pfp

[@DeadlyMouse7]

Made me laugh

[@usboko73]

It's a reference to this meme: That sign can't stop me because I can't read.

[@dacid44]

POV: What D&D battles would look like if they happened in real time

[@SoShiBias]

The hero and the king deserve to be forgotten so 'quickly'.

[@tematoflakes]

She's so giggly I absolutely love it

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

When I saw "too fast rpg" I thought, "oh, something like Minit?" Never have I been so happy to be absolutely wrong

[@MartHommes]

4:10 W H A T? How is no one gonna talk about the sound she made?!?!

[@clipboss8052]

IKR?! Pure Monke 🤣!

[@AnimeTrexozeee]

I love her laughs and screams so much. She's such a bundle of joy, I love it.

[@Not_MissHina]

The real protagonist is literally the demon king huh

[@PolskiModziarz]

The real hero, no protagonist because protagonist is the person that we control, protagonist may be hero or villain of a story

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

@@PolskiModziarz r/whooosh

[@PolskiModziarz]

@@detectivepatchouli8266 that's not a joke, but simply not understanding meaning of word, if we don't correct people they change meaning of words

[@satan1149]

always has been.

[@cube6687]

@@PolskiModziarz r/whooosh

[@MrJobocan]

Maou literally the good guy here, even the Queen ends up on his side of slowness after the king and heroes die from going too fast.

[@Pyroguekenesises]

I love how her ears perk up the moment she hits combat for the first time.

[@raccoonchild]

The game plus Korone's reactions had me tearing up from laughing. Such a genius idea for a short game, and it was well written too. Like it all plays out like a movie and even the end is a proper punchline. Every gag is well placed. I loved this to bits.

[@_Matt29_]

I thought you translated the dialogue until I realized it was too fast and too good for a translator to do. Until I read the description... You are too good!! Thank you for the translations!

[@mitchdouglas9844]

I feel like the idea for this game came about by someone using the speed-up function in an emulator and wondering what a game that was at that speed at its base would be like

[@fenrirlives2226]

The Entire World: "I'm quite confident in my speed, you know!"

[@RavinKaito]

Is this _really_ "Ain't nobody got time for that", *_the game!?_* I mean there's Half-Minute Hero, but just having the challenge of leaving the first town is priceless lol Also Korone's laughter is too pure for this world. Please preserve it.

[@salt1ne1]

For anyone wondering, the Japanese tongue twister at 11:45 is なまむぎ, なまごめ, なまたまご (nama-mugi, nama-gome, nama-tamago), which roughly translates to "raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg".

[@soybean.1708]

JShay is a being with similar speed to the characters. He managed to translate some of the dialogue

[@sadaderlangga17]

There are three things that made me stay alive : -Money -Anime -Korone

[@ThatGuy-c]

Careful, he's a hero

[@AidenFrystz]

Rip Maou, he might be gone, but his ideal will live on forever

[@imannazeerudin352]

That game is so fast even Quicksilver didn't see it coming.

[@ShinyMcshine]

this is the most creative use of RPG Maker default assets i've ever seen lmao

[@4Wilko]

When Half Minute Hero is STILL too slow.

[@cc9787]

This dude Actually translated all the text and dialogues.... Damn you have my respect 👍👍 subbed

[@AmakusaEst]

props to the TL, can't read that fast =D

[@BrianaAfterthought]

I love how the demon king ends up being the great hero at the end XD

[@tavianroberts4423]

I think its fucking hilarious that a party member leaves because she's "scared" when they've been mollywhopping every enemy they've come across.

[@CleosetricVlyers]

You think it's speed? Then wait till someone speedrun it

[@vbgvbg1133]

Human eyes cannot keep up, it’ll be purely muscle memory

[@SFanize]

Aw boy, 1 minute speedrun. But the demon king will make sure that'll never happen.

[@jzzycaprice]

“Touch grass, please, no seriously” -RIP Maou

[@2wcp]

3:25 her laugh cures depression

[@themaxican5683]

Jesus christ mad respect for the translation here

[@SeirenNightray]

I JUST LOVE HER LAUGH 😂😂😂😂 IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

[@zander2095]

The game devs missed an opportunity to say that the king and heroes were QUICKLY forgotten.

[@kaimanberkey]

Between the translations and the constant laughs, this video could singlehandedly erase sadness from all mankind

[@meriadiadimeri7325]

This is great translation you got my sub

[@FantasticGuy60]

So this is that "Extreme Frogger" I have heard so much about

[@awesomegameryoutuber7035]

Thank you so much for translating the game. This is actually hilarious and laughing along with Korone made my night. Thank you Jshay!!

[@Fueledbystardust]

I think that’s the hardest I’ve ever heard her laugh

[@Secret_Takodachi]

LOVE it when you can watch a full game LP with translations! ❤️

[@kamiiniisama]

That reaction when she's defeated by the maou when she try to cheer him 🤣

[@erinhime]

this was absolutely hilarious, especially with korone's laugh thanks for translating!

[@ShadoGamingChannel]

2:41 Big Doggo is watching you.

[@SushiKishi]

Thank you for all the extra work into translating the game, I ended up picking this up as a speedrun after seeing it in this clip and keeping up with the story (such as it is) made it more enjoyable. At some point I need to make notes or notecards and actually try to read along while doing the speedrun as much as I can. I keep forgetting Theresa just runs away in fear lol

[@MayHugger]

For anyone who didn't catch the introductions, it's pretty generic except the last one. I'll protect him, I'll provide the backup, and then "Don't I look stylish in these glasses?"

[@dsandoval9396]

Randomly before fighting the demon king: "Glasses are the best" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NoriMori1992]

5:23 Korone's laugh here sounded like the screaming dachshund in that "Jump around dog" video 😂

[@RubbishRebel]

Thank you so much for this translation. It was really entertaining 😁

[@areinus869]

That has to be the best clip I've ever seen. Maou character is the best lol

[@TheDanibits]

Thank you for translating such a long clip! Definitely deserves a subscription.

[@thenumberquelve158]

The character who resembles Megumin a little bit has one spell, and it's Fire. I don't know what I expected.

[@unicode3402]

Wow dude, u translated the entire game, thank u so much!! ♡

[@SuperSaiyaman3]

6:18 the victory theme is lit tho

[@ShinGetsu857]

She was enjoying herself so much I didn't even need subtitles for the stream. It was hilarious to watch. I appreciate the clip, especially since it probably was a nightmare to TL, but goddamn the stream itself was gold.

[@FuwaNekoNya]

Omg Her scream laughs i love her so much