Kotoura-san Abridged Episode 02

[@AnEdgyWeeb]

"What about aliens and time travelers?" Ahhhhh Haruhi reference

[@misterking8989]

EpixOtaku don't mention that shit😭

[@milkman4743]

FunnyJerkFace lol yeah idk how it ends, it was kind of everywhere and about 8 or 3 episodes were about a time loop which I felt were unnecessary

[@misterking8989]

MoniqueTehArtist 999 thats not what i meant

[@xaviar_failure7038]

EpixOtaku - AND ESPERERSSSSSSS

[@angeagamer2161]

Lol

[@CoolDude5633554]

Yuriko: Shut up asses don't talk Manabe: are you sure because you seem to be doing a good job of it Yuriko: ... *Throws him out* I fucking lost it there

[@ConfusedRaccoonXV]

"ass's dont talk" "you sure cause youre doing a pretty good job at it" I fucking lost my shit!

[@tencat24]

Best line of the episode

[@ueuz0007]

#ShotsFired

[@ConfusedRaccoonXV]

#ShotsFiyered

[@seal_witha_sandwich2252]

#shotsfired

[@boombar8721]

JCONZARD Lost pause fan????

[@RedBarchettaYYZ]

"i drew an apple tree!!!!" Extra Special Person everyone xD

[@RedBarchettaYYZ]

I AM BACK!!!

[@VenomSeeker]

ok as u can see no one cares (then again I posted this comment so......FUCK!)

[@RedBarchettaYYZ]

yeaaahhhhh, i dont know why i said that im back xD

[@Redarkyz]

"Oh wait that's not right...WHY IS THERE NO EXCLAMATION OVER YOUR HEAD?!" Gotta love that MGS reference

[@dom6127]

Kotoura: "Um... i think i left my iron on,... in the oven, which was,.. doing the laundry?" Me: *spits out my soda*

[@tinypopura]

"You're only two steps from hell!" Yup. This abridged series has won me over.

[@theforestarcher9680]

Yes! And then "Protectors of the Earth" starts playing! Ahh, I love TSFH.

[@kirova2193]

This isnt a contest. Certainly not a close one. IM DEAD.

[@frogstranger9605]

not big Soup Rice

[@darensomintegillardig20]

f

[@Aska2468]

"You're only two steps from Hell!" *a song by Two Steps From Hell playing in the background*

[@brendenmarin8548]

oh thank god i thought i was the only one noticed

[@bryanmartinez6600]

Aska2468 Two Steps from hell and Audiomachine are my favorites

[@falangecatolica4692]

I noticed

[@essex3777]

Audiomachine and Two steps to Hell' have so many songs i can't listen to them all but i really love them.

[@zechariahsteiger4325]

Best reference ever

[@Shoiyta]

"Kotoura didn't do anything to anyone! except Yuriko she deserved it." - Manabae. I DIED @ THIS XD

[@ciciizo1193]

"I drew an apple tree!" Lol, I love Manabe... and Kotoura too XD

[@tonyxgamer6467]

Kotoura: How did you get that out of my body o\\\o ? Yuriko: You don't wanna know Baby ;* xD Gotta love that club president

[@Vunkai]

Eating and watching this video is a chocking hazard. "Why is there no exclamation point above your head?!" Thank you for the laughs. :)

[@Afghmnvids]

"What about aliens and time-travelers?" Nice haruhi reference

[@058875915]

it wasnt a pun.....

[@Afghmnvids]

Teehee hee

[@markmarkus6651]

What about girls with the ability to bend the fabric of reality to their will without knowing it and force other people to wear sexy bunny outfits?

[@Afghmnvids]

I think it's fine. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

[@LunarSagittarius]

Haruhi reference??? X3

[@souleater19999]

like for happy bubbley opening fun time

[@camellia1942]

*now creditless*

[@souleater19999]

@Bethany Pecson i read that in Makas yelling raspy voice

[@rabies3539]

*yayyy sound effects intesify*

[@ShadowZach24]

Makes a Two Steps from Hell reference. Proceeds to play Two Steps from Hell on and off the entire episode. I approve.

[@masaheimoi]

''you are only two steps from hell ''.... I see what you did there XD

[@masaheimoi]

and soon after that protectors of earth XD

[@goatcheese4280]

"I drew an Apple tree!" Lol that made me laugh 😂👌

[@LadyCeag840]

Skittlez lover You know, if he was older and had more brain cells, I would've found him attractive.

[@alien5637]

+LadyCeag840 but it's a anime

[@someweeb3650]

3:29 for anyone who didn't get it, this is a reference to the melancholy of haruhi suzumia

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

I did.

[@icebear1138]

I got it lol

[@Cwaziinator]

I love how you've turned the President and Vice President into every Villain from every anime who asks the protagonist to join them

[@apexyl5135]

“I finally have a friend! My life isn’t completely lonely!” “So what am I? The black part of an Oreo?”

[@eddiebrown9431]

Koutoura: "I love Oreos they don't reject me" Manabe: "That's because they're food" Koutoura: I still think it counts

[@redarmywolfie2172]

My little sister is looking at me like Im doing something wrong lol

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

"You're only two steps from hell" (proceeds to play Two Steps from Hell songs) Hello there, new favorite abridged series.

[@Eliezar18]

BTW, I'm REALLY glad this wasn't a one-shot. You have done such a good job with this so far, and I hope you continue with the same high quality for the rest of the series.

[@whynot6887]

Teacher: whats the square root of 10 divide it by 20 converted to seconds find x multiply it with the answer and thats your exit ticket Me: i drew a apple tree!

[@rhetoricalbro4106]

you are only two steps from hell! *plays two steps from hell*

[@TannimFodder]

I have to say, I adore the part where you took the visual gag of him "powering up" (aka the part where he was thinking naughty thoughts in the anime) and made it an actual thing, giving it the justification that you did. It's a small moment but I adore it!

[@cinnamonzor7043]

"I love Oreos! They don't reject me!" That is a mood

[@aceony0074]

"which was....doing the laundry....?" questioning the absolute fuck outta the script.

[@Sasquatch-fx6gw]

"No destroying the earth." "Oh c'mon, only a little"

[@copocopocopocopo]

"Fine! But only the Russians and my mom."

[@RRios0027]

@@copocopocopocopo did somebody say ''dead moms''?

[@ShirialKiller]

"Because I love her!" "Are you sure you don't want to bone her?" "Mostly!" What's that supposed to mean?

[@kylecyrus9457]

+AZ and Shadron It means he mostly just wants to sleep with her. That or he's mostly sure it isn't just that he wants to sleep with her.

[@ShirialKiller]

+kyle cyrus No, I knew what that meant. I just want to know what he meant by mostly.

[@WTGRacing]

Question - "Are you sure you don't just want to bone her?" Answer - "Mostly" Conclusion - The joke implies he mostly just wants to have sex with her, which is obviously a humorous overstatement.

[@jaxthehunter007]

omg the read headed chick is asuna from sao abridged.

[@sharifbrown3567]

Thank you, I didn't know that. (Not sarcasm)

[@haraldpaulsen5376]

I love Oeros they don.t reject me 😉. butt when i haw eaten them all are i all allone 😢

[@Osmostrix]

Can't wait for the next one! Also, since you didn't have time to include this: MORI MORI MORI

[@DemonGroceryStore]

this is the 1st time I've ever heard of this show, great job guys. Excellent work from the whole cast.

[@catsinflames4598]

Lol, bubbly opening fun time is just awesome. I have been looking for that song forever and realized its by okgo, HOW DID I NOT KNOW!? I freaking love okgo and their viral stuff!

[@rogueleader302]

"What is this power?!?!?" "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDD!!!" (original joke is original)

[@solidnikita5429]

So many years have passed and I keep coming back lol

[@regananderson1090]

"Bitchen!"

[@Ironmason1]

Subscribed, Good Sir! Cant Wait For Episode 3!

[@sayareign8078]

This is funny as hell!

[@BILLGOTPILLZ]

7 years later it’s on my recommended. Awesome!

[@nayomiesloan5598]

" so what an I the black part of an Oreo." XD LMAO SO TRUE

[@hazel-cc8sg]

What I was thinking: manabe: walks up to mori manabe: are you bullying kotoura? mori: no why manabe -shows paper- manabe : but... you know DO U LIKE MY APPLE TREE?

[@alexv3357]

Kotoura-san in a nutshell: Episode 1: depressing horror tragedy Episodes 2-12: The Moe of Haruhi Suzumiya

[@Rikudo44]

"Asses don't talk" "Are you sure because you seem to be doing a good job of it." I died at this part. A Haruhi reference, Two Steps from hell, and the "this isn't a contest line." This was even better than the last I have to give it a like awesome job.

[@MrDarksky92]

Scourge thank you for making a good day better, please continue doing what you do.

[@EyeOfArgus]

I love this series

[@ryanmarte1934]

1:59-2:02 His "Perverted Fantasizing Level" is....! OVER 9000!!!!

[@Pforpoliado]

the turok 2 ost just made my day "happy and bubbly". im suprised whenever i meet some on e who knows about that game. your awesome.

[@RRios0027]

Aidon: the dead marshes.....

[@lizardwizard226]

Well played, lishTehScourgemaster, well played indeed.

[@emilianopeguero901]

Shaggy you made me use 5 percent of my power

[@kninzotagoni3635]

Before all the saggy memes XD

[@aperson9352]

his power level its OVER 9000!!!

[@Raisonic]

I enjoyed this immensely. Loved the dialogue and voices. Please continue the series if you can.

[@noahcarpenter6996]

I just found this and I want to say that this made me laugh so hard I snorted wine right out of my nose. Thank you so much

[@TheLordmep]

This is wonderful. I hope you get more exposure soon.

[@WaterFlameDoesNotHaveLimits]

GOT IT FLUFFLES!

[@jaylooms]

+Luft Rauser Except that!

[@hexxblade1534]

Dude haruhi would be so mad

[@cassiyahsmith9940]

Daichi will always be life.

[@IDontGotThis]

Cassiyah Smith *fluffles

[@skullgirl8363]

I...I...I don't even want to make the over 9,000 joke...

[@abbylally]

2:09 shaggy memes before shaggy memes were shaggy memes

[@TheKuforiji]

XDTHEY QUOTED MERCHANT IN VENICE

[@TeamUnityGames]

You can call me anything ,ok fluffles X3

[@animefan63USAF]

Keep this stuff rolling dude!

[@yaroshienthenolongerusedac1426]

I have to say, this is the most joy I have had since I got back.

[@emster1238]

I'm pretty sure this is a remake but I love this version of the anime just like Ranma 1/2

[@lordfrieza4708]

this girl has a really tragic backstory

[@ShirialKiller]

And you are just realizing this yourself now?

[@lordfrieza4708]

AZ and Shadron I always new I just wanted to bring it up

[@Nejifangal1]

The abridged series inspired me to watch the anime :D Hope to see more of this awesomeness soon!!

[@2005aochoa]

MAKE MOAR this is turning out really well.

[@DeadTechno22]

Yes... Yes.... This body... This feeling..... (My mind: "damn that girl gets around" )

[@tara6637]

I LOVE THIS AND I HEARD THE AMNESIA MUSIC FOR THE BRUTE WHEN THEY WALKED INTO "HELL" LMAO. I actually love Amnesia and this anime so this is funny for me haha.

[@bmwookie]

Please continue you're freaking epic

[@DragoMaxwell]

it was worth the wait, great job

[@moviebuster]

This is awsome!! Bring out more!

[@jarfd.dorkis5766]

Second episode and it's already one of my favorite abridgments

[@RandomosityRules]

only 2 steps from hell xD

[@DIGITALGH05T]

wait, wait wait wait....is tht the sing they played when the girl was explaining their club?

[@mentally_meow]

Yuriko: Welcome my comrades, to Hell! Kotoura: Um. I think... I left my Iron on! In the oven... Which was doing the laundry?... BYE! Yuriko: ** Grabs Kotoura ** Don't cower out now! Your only two steps from hell! SO GO ALL THE WAY IN! Kotoura: I DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL!

[@berserkerdragon1]

Haha. two steps from hell.

[@wadelancejr9033]

I died when kotoura said “what is this power!?” And the only thing I could think of was a group of people at an anime convention and some guy in a Goku Cosplay outfit doing the squats and screaming to the top of his lungs while ten people just watch from the background cheering them on.

[@jaymejia2515]

2:00 its OVER 9!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@randompotato6897]

"What about aliens and time travelers" 'yeah, we don't care about that stuff' yep, me everyday

[@Shuitcake]

YES YEEES! Bring me more laughs please? I usually pretend to laugh if someone tells a joke, but man this thing made me laugh!!!

[@dr.bright6272]

What are you going to do? Tape a "Kick Me" sign to my back? Damnit she found out about the grand plan!

[@clarkkent1473]

"Why is there an explanation point above your head" LMFAO

[@GandalftheCatistheBest]

the ending song XD

[@NatsuDragneel-ie4rv]

OMFG BEST ABRIDGED EVER

[@nayomiesloan1497]

"So what am i the black part of an oreo." XD lmao

[@z3r070000]

You know whats awesome about descriptions, people always read them before they ask questions regarding the video.

[@alekso8254]

"Goodbye no one" Orphans in Naruto: Get this girl a jacket!!!

[@redpanda7242]

Love the turok music when Hiyori monologues

[@Jinnbow]

The one and only anime that made me cry.

[@DeltaBearGaming]

The voice actor for this kotaro sounds adorable

[@TheMissGoth666]

"Goodbye, no one" xD this is hilarious.

[@christopherwilliams2442]

I like the way they talk to each other it's funny

[@jordantakahiro5481]

The First Appearance of the Creditless Happy Bubbly opening Funtime

[@VacadoRay]

2:57 what u want to tell freshman when your a sophomore

[@Izuki_Kami]

This made my day.

[@IkuzaMurano]

this is fantastic

[@callmebagel6379]

*I DREW AN APPLE TREE!* IM FUCKING DONE

[@famous1240]

"I DREW AN APPLE TREE!" Priceless xD