Kotoura-san Abridged Episode 01

The 3rd place winner of AbridgedForums Challenge #4. That means there were 2 entries better than mine. Try to enjoy.
Cast:
SpiritKitten: Kotoura, Kotoura's mom
Scourgemaster: Manabe
Extras: Quizguru, WrathSinner, Psnyomi
Music used:
Kotoura-san OST
Katawa Shoujo OST
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu OST
Asura Cryin' OST
OKGO - You're so Damn hot
Foster the People - Pumped up Kicks

[@LinkstaLink]

Kotoura: "Dear God, you want to do what with me?!" Manabe: "You read nothing!" Kotoura: "Where would you even get all those antlers and cotton candy?" Manabe: "I know a guy..."

[@paleface171]

+Vodka King Vahdokah HA HA One Piece reference.

[@wolffang259]

hahahahah

[@redfire2004]

paleface171 oh Chopper

[@speedstick8954]

The guy: But it is me DIO!!!! I couldn't help it XD

[@The_Sly_ICWYTE]

6:39

[@cringeybydefault4151]

this show had one the most depressing beggings in history and then it switched to being one of the funniest or cutest show ever

[@kekw5357]

that's not how you write "literally every moeblob", dummy

[@cringeybydefault4151]

+Some Random Fish guy . What?

[@strawberrysilicon5534]

Ikr

[@josim9244]

No the depressing part had some much potential and all that potential went out the door when it all had to turn into a happy go lucky series.

[@azkafathin6078]

it's a good thing they didn't make it from good to worst 😥

[@seg162]

This anime switched moods so hard that the force of the whiplash would have severed someone's head from their body. CLEANLY.

[@StormsandSaugeye]

seg162 The original show was a REAL whiplash after the big emotional scenes.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

seg162 whip it

[@AndrewManook]

Lol

[@kalminii-sama5000]

seg162 I still like it

[@elmi4310]

seg162 basically Kotoura-San in a nutshell.

[@breakfast0waifu54]

"I don't hear sandwich making" hahahahaha I'm so depressed

[@VikSun14618]

Breakfast Waifu It's always 7

[@benecrim1724]

My name will interes you to some things

[@The_Sly_ICWYTE]

6:39

[@garcalej]

For years, she was cursed with the ability to read whatever was in people's minds. Until the day she met a special someone.....whose mind was empty.

[@boombar8721]

Alejandro Garcia His mind was never empty he has an eternal Imagination

[@cinnamonzor7043]

Who, Nendou?

[@davidhb3528]

@@cinnamonzor7043 yeah i was about to say plot of saiki k basically

[@biancasawant3829]

Ya I thought of Riki Nendou

[@anonnimoose7987]

@@boombar8721 but didn't it show a desert with tumbleweeds?

[@dj-d2030]

"Where would you get those antlers and cotton candy?!?" "I know a guy" lost it

[@SirIsaacNooton]

i was watching this shit in school and giggling like a little bitch. I tried so hard not to burst out laughing for so long and then it happened. My legs got chilly as fuck but i couldn't stop laughing. Whole damn thing is a laugh fest.

[@wavingtomb223]

DJ - D20 as h2o said give birth

[@The_Andromeda_Galaxy]

3:19 should have been HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SUPER SAIYAN!!!

[@fizzyfuzz7268]

DJ - D20 what moment is that?

[@Jasmine-fp3jd]

DJ - D20 I came up to this comment while they said it. I can't stop coughing now. I laughed too much.

[@jimmyjim1431]

So its ok for the mom to cheat but not the dad? -_- "Hey life is full of shit, but it's the delicious part that makes it worth it." xD

[@jaylooms]

What kind of metaphor is that?

[@shawnspilman632]

i was hoping that i could finish that metaphor

[@patricew.4010]

Misandrists really believe that 2st statement. 😕😕😕😕

[@kenpu3233]

cat *FEED ME* Haruka *I CAN'T READ YOUR THOUGHTS, WE CAN BE FRIENDS, YOU DON'T THINK I'M A MONSTER RIGHT?* Cat *YOU COULD BE THE DEVIL FOR ALL I CARE JUST GIVE ME SOME DAMN FOOD!* LOL

[@equatoxnootnoot121]

"I gets hungry, I ate the cat, it was good" lost my shit ahah.

[@fishymcfishface9573]

😭😂

[@princesspeachygirl2ndchann140]

*almost gets hit by a car* DONT YOU CARE ABOUT THE MILK??!!?!!

[@joetmbooty]

I don't have eyes, so she's your responsibility

[@Ryakkusu]

The cat responses tho...

[@boombar8721]

Ryax The last one Was great xd

[@lunaruna7285]

feed me Feed me You could be the devil for all I care just give me some damn food

[@kamoflauge0644]

LOL

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

He wanted some food, but got turned into food instead XD

[@TheBeastr]

Meow...KITTTY!Why!?

[@famous1240]

"I think I see what daddy meant when he called her a bitch" XD

[@epic897]

DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE MILK!

[@princesspewdie2873]

"Damn... Bitch be depressing..." Died

[@icebear1138]

*Falls on knees and screams, putting hands around body like i'm hugging myself* THE MILK!!!!!!!! It was so young, so beautiful, why? *cries* I don't know if i can live anymore...

[@bioshogushin606]

this is like the darkest/ funniest abridged series I've ever seen, part of me wants to cry the other wants to laugh...... damn conflicting emotions.

[@cjcskittlez]

Juxtaposition works wonders

[@cjcskittlez]

Also it's a pretty good representation of the anime

[@NipahAllDay]

Damn it. I shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny.

[@omochikaerihanyuu]

@Hanyuu wait why are there 3 higurashi stuffs in one comment section

[@justinecarlmarquez1343]

Dad : "I have no eyes, so that's your responsibility..."

[@regananderson1090]

*"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- DDDDDDONTTTTTTTT YYYYOUUU CCCAAARREEEE ABBBOUUUTT TTHHHHEEEE MMMMIIIILLLLLLKKKKKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!"*

[@regananderson1090]

XD

[@cringeybydefault4151]

+Regan Anderson HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

[@Oupurinchan]

me af

[@wyvernnemecek595]

.....*Dying from laughter with self-annoyance ensues in a corner* IT'S FUNNY FOR ME SINCE I'M OF A SIMILAR MINDSET OF KOUTATO'S DEPRESSING CHATTER!! Although even if that's my thought process, I quite enjoy life and its pleasures as stereotypically-hypocritical-monotheistic as that sounds with the bonus of being insightful yet sane. :)

[@ryanmarte1934]

This girl is just full of despair... Back off Enoshima Junko...

[@джамилягаджиева-ч4ю]

Ууух

[@alexwadanohara6817]

R.I.P milk 2013-2013

[@itssoulfr836]

"You're a guy?" "FUCK"

[@liveforone]

Pumped up kicks works every time.

[@TheMooseah]

3:02 What every house-pet thinks.

[@boopboop3663]

true

[@boombar8721]

Félix Lagüe-Lalonde IKR

[@UncleTim50]

HAPPY BUBBLY OPENING FUN TME!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!

[@DaffodilDisco]

"Eh, I'd still tap that."

[@flowern6499]

That is the most Jamaican sounding Russian I have ever heard

[@DragonicDude]

okay seriously the writer who worked on this is if I ever get a chance I want to shake their damn hand. you sir did an awesome job

[@cutiekumas5869]

Now I know for sure there’s an abridged series of everything

[@camerakitty8167]

Except for Ghost Stories... The dub already handled that😂

[@abia914]

This is the best video I ever saw in my entire life you guys are freaking awesome

[@tambui4715]

"Eeh I'd still tap that" LOL

[@jecka1021]

Omg why is this an abridged series?

[@jayive34]

Why not?

[@seanpeacock4290]

Because: internet

[@mrnubbones8626]

Yes

[@princeshadowstar372]

I love his abridged voice SO MUCH. I find it hilarious how only super sexy voices are usually used, but this guy just has such a....such a dorky NORMAL voice that is just...dorky XD

[@skypowergirl]

5:53 thats going the be the new motto i'll live by.

[@davidtowers1863]

Best abridgement ever

[@violetsuwu]

She gave up all her hope? JUNKO GET IN HERE IT'S YOUR TIME TO THROW HER INTO DESPAIR!

[@Koniving]

"Where would you get all those Antlers and Cotton Candy!?" o.o; The heck?

[@bioshogushin606]

he knows a guy

[@standardheadache]

I want to know that guy. For reasons.

[@174Anime]

he wants to dress her up like chopper and what?

[@pixelint3768]

I just realized the rusty trombone joke

[@Coolio_Ash]

pixelint37 inocents....

[@apexyl5135]

Yeah I was talking to a friend and we saw this dog that was the biggest dog I’ve ever seen And he said to me “holy shit that thing is so fucking huge! I’ve never seen a bigger one! And you know I’ve seen a lot of em” (btw his mother was a veterinarian, so he knew about tons of dog breeds) And I said that’s what she said And he was like huh? So I just decided to say this, “listen look it up, and if your mom catches you, I had NOTHING to do with it okay?

[@speedstick8954]

Manabe: "Life is full of shit but it's the delicious part that makes it worth it." OH MY GOD THAT HAS ME IN TEARS. X`D

[@mjblackman35]

1:36 At least she's not giving that person a Rusty Venture...

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

That is a dumb joke and what is a rusty trombone.

[@seanpeacock4290]

If you can figure out what a rusty venture even is, it might be a rusty trombone.

[@TheArcSet]

This still holds up, thank you for giving it to us.

[@kinzieo4195]

DONT YOU CARE ABOUT THE MILK?!?!?!?

[@josueresendez6041]

Thax for making this series it something that helped me get out depression pretty sure no one going to see this now tho sorry for the late comment

[@faerlabaermar]

That is some bitchin' Katawa Shoujo music in the background at the end there

[@Seven-bl1xk]

What the hells a metalphor

[@hondafknciviv3818]

Metalfore

[@Gabi_Braun]

Metalcore

[@GetterBane]

Metalfoe

[@darthutah6649]

metafoe

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

Conducting electricity and heat mostly.

[@Daniel_Nye]

I love this abridged series... and the original version. Brilliant acting. 10/10 would watch again. Also, I envy all who are lucky enough to work on the series. No pressure.

[@jasonstorm8420]

my face while watching this was frozen in a joker smile, after watching my face hurt lol

[@darkflare223]

once I herd that song my face also made a joker smile, and I agree it does hurt

[@renlin6614]

'''not even if someone hotter with even better powers were to come' Made me think of miss suzumiya... weird...

[@Rakkiankh]

This was hilarious, and I cant wait for more. You just earned a subscriber.

[@decentgrocerybag4003]

I just don't want the people I care about to be hurt! Or get eaten ._.

[@358Kingdom]

Good god, I just realized how many people would get Pumped Up Kicks stuck in their head if many people were psychic.

[@geo7803]

Hurting people by being blunt and asking questions they don't want asked? Bitch I do that without mind reading. *sigh* Why the hell do I feel even more depressed knowing that?

[@juniorjunior5884]

Like if you know what you'd do with those antlers and cotton candy. XD

[@StormsandSaugeye]

Junior Maloko I know a guy...

[@boombar8721]

Junior Maloko I KNOW A GUY

[@skoomaaddict1010]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sorry not sorry

[@mattfriesen9535]

"Where would you even get that much antlers and Cotten candy?" "I know a guy" 10/10

[@kamoflauge0644]

"Life I full of shit but it's the deliuos part that makes it worth it"

[@ANIMEWARRIOR666]

awesome vid. somehow you made her life even more jacked up, which I honestly thought was not possible

[@n0ame1u1]

"We're only alive because I read the driver's mind. Do you not see what kind of monster I am?" lol

[@Onotosho]

oh my, this is so close to what i expected kotoura san to sound like

[@shattered_pulse8305]

If I met someone like her irl then 6:48 would happen a lot and with various songs. Free radio!

[@WestOfSunfall6]

Bro no f-ing way there was a +44 reference in there at 3:54 😂 NO WAY. I had to rewatch it like 5 times to remember what it was from. This is amazing. How did I never see this vid sooner?

[@lilly5486]

I don't hear sandwich making😂😂😂

[@mattroks101]

Why yes, Katawa Shoujo is a thing. I'm very glad you are perceptive enough to realize when things exist. I'm sure your mother is so proud.

[@SwordMa5ter]

Man I pretty much did like a confused half laugh in the beginning bit of this because it was funny but I remembered how horribly depressing the beginning of the real show was.

[@taiyorenai7690]

This is hilarious! This episode gave me the feeliest feels ever, but you made it hilarious!

[@elivilla6815]

DONT CHU CARE ABOUT THE MILK?! 😂

[@icebear1138]

THE MILK!!!!

[@capnknuckles5107]

Not the Mulk!!!!

[@icebear1138]

I know! *cries and whispers* Save the milk...

[@literallyablackscreen7955]

Furry anime Celine everyday milk gets killed don't drink and drive

[@icebear1138]

XD

[@shadowgamer6315]

I like how it really looked like he was whistling but he was actually thinking dirty thoughts

[@zhikos_6441]

this show has one of the most depression openings

[@brigs808]

Best anime soap opera I've seen on abridged youtube X)

[@Redd2D]

Katawa Shoujo music? You have my attention.

[@jacobs.9696]

I almost died from laughing when he said "don't you care about the milk". Thank you for that

[@raidentimesemissary]

I can't stop watching the end the fucking antlers and cotton candy!😹

[@Chrno34]

This parody is both humourous and heartwarming, just like the original series. I do hope you continue with this, Scourge. It definitely has strong potential.

[@emster1238]

It reminds me of when I was playing with a friend in Minecraft and they gave me a gift of a piece of dirt. Then I burnt in lava and they asked if the dirt was alright.

[@gotskilsudont2149]

i love this kotoura it hit so close to home....no dad never felt at home anywhere going from places to places... living with chronique pain instead of mind reading. things like this are cursed and blessed at the same time

[@OneColdRepublican]

so who's the guy with the antlers and cotton-candy?

[@CthomasMega]

OneColdRepublican Some things are better left unknown.

[@OneColdRepublican]

Caldwell Thomas o_e

[@aintnobodylikewarmmilk7913]

Easter Dave.

[@OneColdRepublican]

+Quinley Stanhope DAVE WHY????

[@Goku55588]

Steve Irwin.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

"Life is full of shit, but it's the delicious part that makes it all worth it." These words saved my life.

[@emanuelraymundo5950]

Ahhh, I got so much stuff to clean in my history tonight

[@TCPPoetry]

I have never seen a more underrated series on KZbin in my life.

[@OtakuSenseiHig]

i wanted this show to stay like the first 10 mins and not into everything else

[@davidtowers1863]

same here

[@chelseagildart6039]

this abridged ep just made my day

[@Goku55588]

Manabe's voice is freaking hilarious!

[@abbylally]

I still go back and rewatch this a lot.

[@sainthunny]

THE INTRO SONG IS YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT BY OK GO I'M DEEEEEAAAAAD

[@shikiwakana]

i love your icon

[@harukakotoura1489]

Oh faq, I was crying so damn loud when I finished the anime under 4 hrs and you made all my tears go back from my eyes

[@arsin3998]

RIP Milk.

[@VacadoRay]

Kotoura voice is so cute. Also fits perfectly

[@ÆØÑ-g2b]

This is funny because I watched the anime.

[@GeassxxxDeathnote]

That was hilarious! I hope you do more even if this was going to be a one-shot. ^.^

[@LadyCeag840]

Awww! This is so sweet!

[@almahansson7802]

This parody of Kotoura san is the best ever!!! Keep it up! :)

[@sirloin869]

yeah, that's about rite... still waiting on the zombie apokolypse

[@ssdko]

I love how this Abridged series can be so hilarious but still have some of the feels.

[@heyiwannaseeificangetaloto761]

I wonder why I never finished this anime...

[@countdooku6589]

Hey, I wanna see if I can get a lot of subscribers just by asking. Wanna help? Subscribe! HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE

[@desert_yeti9852]

Yo finish it tho its great

[@zoruamaster2495]

The original beginning felt like a knife in the gut But the abridged just twists the blade ever so slightly

[@allifareblue8389]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE MILK!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@cheny11007]

After liking the original show, this was an awesome bonus. Thank you!

[@immortalotaku99]

you can be the devil for all I care just give me some damn food'! lmmfao

[@VikSun14618]

Immortal Otaku reference to the devil is a part-timer

[@immortalotaku99]

Lmao I know

[@VerdeMorte]

"-and that's why I'm so good at dodgeball!" That had me both crying and laughing, good job!