Married at First Sight: S18 E7 | Basement Blues - A Detailed Review, Recap & Rant

[@sandrahill9535]

Michelle 's face dropped when david said her place wz simple. 😅 She thought he wz gonna sworn ovr it. Like she in a million dollar estate. Girl bye . .. . U only a few notches up frm living in a basement

[@ecclairmayo4153]

🤣🤣🤣

[@pierstonisbest]

😂😂😂😂….right and I’ll still tryna figure out all this money she got or act like she got. Her place was very simple!

[@billiebrown8622]

Icky SO FAKE !! He doesn't want to touch her period she better open her eyes and ears open! He's there for clout

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I am weak 😂😂😂

[@whitleywhitley2280]

@sandrahill9535 😂😂😂😂😂lol hilarious...." a few notches up from living in a basement "

[@LyndaMakara]

A man who can cook AND build stuff?! Nothing wrong with that.

[@reese50lb]

I’ll take Allen😂

[@billiebrown8622]

Hell me too!!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@nattyangel-zs1ir]

Yes! And money! All he needs is veneers. Easy fix. He’s got the $ to get new teeth

[@lizmclemore739]

Thank you, Koko!! Madison thinking she's just gonna have sleepovers when she's married. Girl, please.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right. Girl…. Just gone stay single

[@katkatt047]

Michelle hits a nerve with me EVERY WEEK! And MADISON

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@TahlaniMia]

Michelle doesn't want David. Madison doesn't want Allen. Karla wants to be a kept woman. Camille and Thomas are working on it. Emme really wants the relationship to work with the great pretender.

[@danasandoval624]

You said it perfectly. My cat could make better matches than these “professionals”

[@bp7356]

That’s it in a nutshell 👏

[@barbarabuttler7647]

​@@danasandoval624Meow! 😻

[@msherry5]

And Juan doesn't look like he's willing to support her.

[@danasandoval624]

@it looks like he doesn’t. Didn’t he even tell her no he wouldn’t support her?

[@innurse94]

Michelle WAS NOT vague! She said exactly what you said she ask for. And everyone so down on David for living in his parent basement yet Karla living outta a storage unit and the promos show her quitting her job and saying to Juan that he is gonna have to take care of her and he says he can’t… oh boy. These people have no clue what it means to be married! Surely they could have picked better couples 😂

[@traceejohnson290]

Doesn't she own a Hair salon?

[@innurse94]

@ Ithink so. I know she does hair for a living besides her Pilates instructor and her spiritual stuff which I still don’t quite understand exactly what that is.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Exactly

[@karenhalliburton7402]

You all can't stop being funny. That is what we love.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

❤️

[@pottsasata8007]

All of a sudden Madison wants to engage with Allen and wants to work on things yea after she realized he got money

[@billiebrown8622]

Juan broke kinda that's why his cousin is there

[@billiebrown8622]

Karla is homeless. Her stuff in that storage all I saw was junk Plastic empty bottles plantrrs5with dirt in it 😂

[@billiebrown8622]

Alan drives a Jaguar ,cooks cleans and looks like the type off guy when he dresses up he cleans up real nice!!

[@pottsasata8007]

@@billiebrown8622 her lease was up she said lol she timed it perfectly

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@KimberlyL0804]

You are so right her place is so simple. She has no room to talk about him being in the basement 😡😡

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@goveg1976]

Michelle's attitude is horrible, HOWEVER in the clips, we can see that Michelle clearly said NO, she doesn't want a man who still lives "at home" and then Dr. Pia kind of talked her into saying yes, as long as there's a plan in place. I think this was another bad match by the experts.

[@bp7356]

Personally Michelle’s body language was 😮 but her words were 😊. That’s where she made the mistake-taking a chance on it.

[@msherry5]

Michelle wanted somebody who was "on her level". She means good job (or independently wealthy), lots of money, beautiful home with somebody to clean it, fancy car, etc. Oh, and movie star handsome & muscular. Her level. 👍🏼

[@cheryldavis6656]

​@@msherry5😆 🤣 😂

[@goveg1976]

😂😂​@@msherry5

[@whitleywhitley2280]

@goveg1976 it really doesn't matter what her attitude is because they flat out were not a match & for the experts are seemingly wanting them to force the issue, you cannot force a connection, it's over, it's a wrap because if someone expressed their disinterest immediately from the start like she did, there would be no going forward period.....😂

[@happygirlgooch1589]

Girl these people on the show I love when you can watch the show, and you could see why these people are not married. They not attracted to the person; they attraction comes in different forms, but they just look at the physical side of each other. They just nitpick everything good grief. I have been married 20 years, and I still could pick my husband apart about this and that, but I chose just to love his flaws.

[@whitleywhitley2280]

That's because those that sign up are honestly not ready to " settle for whoever".......which is why coming on a show like this & that Netflix show Love is Blind are both a joke. These two shows don't recruit properly because most candidates are only there to be seen on tv & hope for fame & endorsement deals , only very few go on these shows for legitimate reasons which is why are very few are actual good matches that we've seen make it thru & stay together

[@innurse94]

@@happygirlgooch1589 exactly! Nobody is perfect and people are all unique or this world sure would be boring 😂

[@innurse94]

@@whitleywhitley2280 ❤️ this soooo true.

[@sassy7766]

I was called hooptie in high school. In the 1990s and my dad had a 64 ford. I guess before it was cool. I’ll never forget walking into the hallway on the way to the band and a giant tuba player yelling “what’s up? HOOPTIE”. He put all the bass in his voice on “Hooptie”. That car broke down all the time. 😂 it was a hooptie. 😂but my daddy was proud of it. I was mortified.

[@barbarabuttler7647]

Edub is a hooptie expert!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

They called you a Hooptie?

[@sassy7766]

@ yes. At least person I can vivid remember . Mr Class Clown. Im sure others joined in. I laugh now. I didn’t think it was funny back then.

[@aka1990bez]

I love you sharing how you would’ve missed out on your blessing over superficial requirements. Great message for us all,

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you so much.

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Thought Camille was very Judgy

[@Daniela-Christianson]

Maybe Thomas should've said he'd like it if she'd get herself in the gym 🤭

[@annettewiggins7857]

It did seem odd how her lease was up just at that time

[@jikidean-adedeji6761]

We saw Carla’s apartment though in the scenes where she gets picked to be on the show.

[@bp7356]

Wonder if these are really their homes? 🤔

[@annettewiggins7857]

@bp7356 I've wondered that also when the experts visit them in their individual apartments before they start this journey. All of their apartments look so much alike. I'm sure they don't all live in the same building initially. So that's odd to me

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right. Perfect timing

[@msherry5]

Women should have standards, but the standards should be more about how the man treats you, his integrity, whether he can hold down a job, etc.

[@heatherkelley6380]

Thanks for the review Kourtney …. Missed Eddie & his Chrimaassss tree cakes 😂 ❤

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

He will be back soon. 😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

They didn't talk about the future cause Michelle don't want him

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right

[@bernicecarr982]

I don't think Em was being boastful at all. To me, she was saying, "Please don't dislike me because I appear to be better off than you are after you see my house." She had her experience with men being intimidated. Sadly, many women have this experience, whether it is due to education attainment, job title, or having more money than the man. You almost have to diminish yourself to avoid making the man feel intimidated.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I see what you were saying and I agree but I was talking about her energy

[@ms.theresa5006]

@@bernicecarr982 Key 😂 itching can go read poetry in the park... EM can do better

[@jofloletschat7788]

I hold speed dating events- I don’t participate in them but love your story and testimony- I preach this same thing in too many passing up blessings for small superficial things

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Omg!!!! I love it. 🥰

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Oh Juan's place was very tacky lol

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yep… look like a park 😂

[@annettewiggins7857]

I notice how much weight Madison & Michelle has lost. They both were nice size before and didn't need to loose weight in my opinion

[@GeminiCoco]

First of all.. Thank you KoKo for the review.. I don’t why we keeping watching this show.. hoping they would have better matches..after Nashville they should’ve ended the show.. once again another season of maybe one couple that might make it.. they don’t like each other period

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I totally agree.

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Right .. I was so blessed to find my husband .. but I am the short one.. but so blessed to have him I was not a prize .. he believed in me

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

That's so sweet. 💖

[@pierstonisbest]

Kourtney you talking about these people’s apartments got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I’m sooo tired of these women critiquing all the men. There are 50 11 things I could say about all them women. It’s ridiculous. If the men come for them and keep that same energy they’ll say they’re rude. Sit down!!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂 and I agree with you.

[@karenhalliburton7402]

I didn't see it as bragging as opposed to her saying it to protect herself and hoping he wouldn't be.

[@deniseedwards8238]

I agree with you about Eddie. I know personally that this is true because I've seen it in my family. The height difference was there but they have been happily married for over 40 years.

[@sandrahill9535]

Emems husband reminds me of Shaq. (not oneil) The one who wz married 2 kirsten last season & wanted the divorce

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes… he does

[@teamo4105]

On the after party Thomas seemed pretty offended by the interracial comment (I don't blame him) so I hope it doesn't derail their progress if they're still together. Thomas said he's proud to be a Black man and also said he's mostly dated Black women (that look like Camille) so he doesn't like his Blackness being questioned just because he grew up differently

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I can definitely understand that.

[@msherry5]

I think Michelle really did come on the show to find a husband, because she ran off all the men she's met so far. But, naturally, she's running this one off too. David is patient, but he surely won't want to do this for the rest of his life.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@unapologeticallyromel7096]

Hey😊 I'm going to watch the episode tomorrow. I only see hope in Thomas and Camille

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@demetriakelly9839]

What did Madison and Michelle come on this show for? I knew Michelle's face was going to be balled up when David said her apartment was "simple" 😅 It was. It wasn't all flashly. It was nice and neat for her taste. Madison needs to open her eyes and give Allen a chance

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Exactly. What word she wanted him to say? 😂

[@hi-xf7cj]

The so-called experts might just as well zoom straight to decision day. No use prolonging the inevitable. Let all the couples announce in unison "I want a divorce." Couple # 1 (Camille & Thomas) Zero chemistry. Camille is not into Thomas. Which is why he looks so sad. Couple # 2 (Michelle & David). Michelle should have done what happened last season. Run. She only stayed so she could be on TV. Couple # 3 (Madison & Allen) She is 100% not into Allen. Couple #4 (Karla and Juan) He thinks he's too good looking to be married to Karla. Saving the best for last. Couple #5 (Emem & Ikechi) Emem is delusional. She thinks she's in a great marriage and Ikechi is into her. The only person he's into is Ikechi. IMO they are the worse match of the season. Not only are they not on the same page. They aren't even in the same bookstore. When he called her "homegirl" he put her smack dab in the middle of the friendzone. He might have well said "bruh/bro or dude."

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Good points

[@jikidean-adedeji6761]

Coco you’re wrong about Emem. Some men are intimidated by successful women who have more than them and Ike showed that. You saying you’re not impressed with her living situation and she may be living above her means is nonsense. You need to see her bank account. Where did you pull that from? She is a NP and from what we can see she is handling her business. Until you see something different stop throwing unnecessary shade.

[@jofloletschat7788]

Exactly- I even had that play a part in the demise of my marriage- A man can feel less than inadequate due to the woman having a certain higher status financially- very true and I’m in healthcare plus she has her own practice- her apartment was very nice

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

We can agree to disagree. I am talking about a vibe I am picking up from her. And I agree some men are intimidated but she seems to gloat in it and enjoy it.

[@ms.java-mom]

Dr.Pia pulled Michelle cards when she played the interview that she didn’t mind if her person that the experts picked lived at home. But at the end of the day she is beyond disliking David she is disgusted with David it looks even with him in her space she is disgusted with him. She should pack and leave.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Exactly!!!

[@the.baddest.mitch1]

I understand what Michelle is saying about calling her place simple when you don't even have your own place. He made the simple comment like he was comparing the two places. For the record no comparison at all. ***not taking up for Michelle ***

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I see what you saying

[@innurse94]

Hope you’re feeling better Koko ❤

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Poor Thomas .. he does loom sleepy .. droopy

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yep 😂

[@valrice817]

Thanks for the review! I didn’t watch last night. 😢

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I got you 😉

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Hey Koko ... hope you are better

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I appreciate the well wishes! 💕

[@dezthebomb9477]

Yes, your husband is good looking glad you came to your senses, good pick, and your energies match 👍🏾

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you! He really is a good match for me. 🙏🏾

[@shaunastokes1906]

Ikechi is dealing with a boiling pot. He thinks Emem isn't picking up on his scheming. He is on the show for clout. He was in the audition rounds for the Charlotte and Houston seasons. Madison is ticked with Allen acting like she really cares when she wants David. Thomas is too bland for Camile, BUT, he might put it down in the bedroom next week. LOL. As for Juan, you can tell he is not into Karla. She is too carefree for him.

[@ms.theresa5006]

David’s apartment look like it smelled

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Say what?? 😂 he got those candles 🕯️

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

I am staying up for you Koko .. lol sleepy

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you for staying up for me! 😂

[@karenhalliburton7402]

Kourtney my daughter lives in Chicago pays $1500 for a 250 square ft apartment so yeah homeboy might be paying $1700 for his gas stove..which I like gas, apartment

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Wow!!!! I heard it’s expensive. Well let me shut up 🤫

[@denisemastronardi6651]

I can see why Michelle was not in a relationship for 7 yrs. She will never find anyone for her she to picky an controlling David is a real nice guy any girl would like to date him he's to good for her

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I agree

[@Blackineffect]

Emem is a doctor, not only is her place nice her finances are probably in check, weird judgement from you

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey…. I have seen people that are millionaires that are still struggling. So what is your point? Because somebody got a good job or business don’t mean they good with money… you are delusional to believe otherwise. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@sandraatkins2539]

Ms. Coco can you please take Madison to your hair stylist so she can fix her bad weave? Have you noticed it??

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Wait!!!! 😂😂😂 I haven’t noticed it.

[@cxm1211]

Michelle and Madison make my skin crawl. Michelle gets upset that she said her apartment is simple and it is simple. David must be up to something because he is to calm and polite🤔. I feel like they begging her to stay.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes it was simple

[@joyprice209]

Same with my husband. He's only 1 inch taller than me. Glad i let that superficial requirement go.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right! I don’t even look at his height anymore!

[@myraanderson3943]

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOBBY LOBBY!!!!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

LOL!!! It just came out.

[@misstiff8553]

I think Allan is a great guy. Hopefully he can find someone who loves him for him.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I agree

[@dmp04]

David said that his place has 2 bedrooms. Maybe he falls asleep in the bathroom.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Wait!!!! LOL!!!!

[@joyprice209]

Thank u mafs for rolling the tape on Michelle🙄

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I know right

[@joyprice209]

Michelle's place was simple and cute, no shade

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I agree

[@nattyangel-zs1ir]

Actually I do think Michelle’s place is decked in ikea. Simple. Ikea is basic. She thinks because she has pink accents that her place is next level. Walmart sells pink accents. 🤷‍♀️

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@JanetCoulibaly-zl8nm]

None of these matches are considered bad matches. They’re just matches that the experts decided that they’re going to do. I always said I never believed Michelle asked for a black man I think somewhere in there they convinced her to go along with that you can tell she’s not a person that dates black and there’s nothing wrong with that. Everybody has their preference of what they want..David is only going to look 👀 attractive to someone whom is immature and has nothing which means Karla might have somewhere to live energy basement. 🤣🤣

[@katkatt047]

Hey❤

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@lizmclemore739]

Koko!!! Not Thomas living in the halfway house!!

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes 😂😂

[@whitleywhitley2280]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Hey guys

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@dmp04]

Did Eddie see David's place, and it made him sick? Is that what really happened?

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I am so weak 😂😂😂

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Well guess I am behind you are done lol. Guess I paused. I tried lol.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

You are so funny 😂

[@audreymartin4169]

Hi all

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@traceejohnson290]

Michelle should not be on the show she has too many issues about men and relationships.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I agree.

[@charityclark8628]

Michelle’s place is very simple & I don’t see anything spectacular that she has. 😂 Emem & Ick are homies and they don’t seem to have any romantic chemistry. I only see potential for Camille & Thomas. All of the other couples are a toss up. 🤣

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

I agree

[@ConnieGuillory-qp1ju]

Maddison isn't all she makes out to be with her workout clothes

[@danasandoval624]

She has basically told Allen he is ugly at least a couple of times and her sister did too. Allen is trying to accommodate her way too much. Why does he have to turn into a gym rat for her? She thinks she is God’s gift and I hope he gets fed up with her.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

😂😂

[@suzanneclaiborne3265]

I peeped Michelle losted a lot of weight too

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Right.

[@annettewiggins7857]

Hey Koko

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Hey 👋🏽

[@francesiadams7723]

The show is getting boring each week, I think they should move it to just a hour , none of the couples would make it this season. I really missed Eddie , hope he got some rest, but Kortney you held your own. see you next week with this boring show.

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Thank you. Yes I missed him too.

[@sheraii]

Michelle just go on back home…their scenes are just so hard to watch…🫣 Feel better real soon!

[@danasandoval624]

I agree! She doesn’t like anything about him and has been rude as hel_. Allen’s wife and her both think they are God’s gift to men & they need to be kicked to the curb

[@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE]

Yes… she can exit stage left. Thank you

[@danasandoval624]

@@KOURTNEYANDEDDIE your welcome. 🐾🐾❤️❤️😺😺🐾