Kramer Has A Low Sperm Count | The Chinese Woman | Seinfeld

"You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
From Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 4 'The Chinese Woman': George's telephone line crosses with that of a woman named Donna Chang, and everyone seeks her advice when she convinces them that she's Chinese. Jerry winds up dating her. Things get worse when Frank and Estelle announce a separation. Jerry and Elaine can't seem to figure out why Frank Costanza is having mysterious business dealings with a man in a cape.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@MinionOfCthulhu]

“But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??” “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?” Absolutely savage.

[@10RRASK]

And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better

[@redacted2275]

Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.

[@LowLevelNC]

In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.

[@chesscomsupport8689]

I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.

[@devilmancrybaby2101]

1:48 😂😂😂😂😂

[@quietman71]

3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

“I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@tristramcoffin926]

It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.

[@ot7stan207]

hes unhinged literally! lol

[@kpopfan674]

Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.

[@Obsessedwithcookies758]

“My boys need a house.” - Cosmo Kramer

[@shonda79able]

He was flippin' and floppin'

[@RestitutorEuropa]

@@shonda79able Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.

[@danielgreenleaf]

@@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!

[@Boss_Tanaka]

His gesture is savage

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Proceeds to drink water

[@shaunbarnett2972]

"I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.

[@jorgegaray7614]

I've always loved Kramer he so unique

[@afisemenaborevlaka48]

Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.

[@4exgold]

it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo

[@claytonadair2623]

Oh man.

[@quinoasongs2507]

but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer

[@iyziejane]

Jerry: those records are sealed Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"

[@pipedown1246]

Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.

[@andrasszabo1570]

@@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!

[@hermanchristoffersson]

"Kramer say it isn't so" "Oh it be so" 😂

[@_Shadoh_]

"I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣

[@avb19d6]

Reminds me of the “it’s like a sauna in here”

[@shonda79able]

"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

[@jamicl2580]

🤣

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Elaine backing up on the couch is classic...

[@BostonTerrierDad623]

His face when he says" I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" 100000%

[@claytonadair2623]

​@@BostonTerrierDad623yes

[@Justaguy-d3eWr]

@@claytonadair2623yes.

[@davidmurray7617]

4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!” Love that funny line. 😆😆

[@johnyepthomi892]

A little bit of Al Pacino 😂

[@jrporter50]

"I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂

[@thelevisullivan]

He talks about himself like he’s a dying species

[@joseph_b319]

@@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species

[@noddy1414]

"I'm flipping, I'm flopping" Meanwhile I'm dead 😂

[@seanimac7759]

You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️

[@danthemankhan]

My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.

[@JanetStarChild]

This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode... _"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_

[@LowLevelNC]

The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂

[@bink]

@@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙

[@shooterdownunder]

The shrinkage 😂

[@stoneylonesome5826]

@@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.

[@ruffprophetproductions]

I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo

[@12classics39]

*looks at the pile of underwear on his table* “Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”

[@josemaria8177]

Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!

[@LallanAlexHockstetter]

Gold Jerry, gold!

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!

[@stoneylonesome5826]

He doesn’t follow the trends. @@jarrodbarkley9061

[@shonda79able]

"The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁

[@steverogers7601]

It’s such a hirarious episode!

[@hosamawadallah1271]

Almost every line!

[@shonda79able]

@@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.

[@arvindhmani06]

@@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?

[@Cookieboy70]

My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"

[@angeloiodice9304]

Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.

[@lenteja123]

3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.

[@jayadevmenon7086]

I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05

[@rjathar]

Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.

[@rjathar]

@@ithecastic 😆🙏

[@ericsmith8373]

I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.

[@trainfire2008]

Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️

[@FOXZILLA5734]

This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.

[@renaissance18]

Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL

[@SeanHenderson]

" I'm out there, Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it" Favorite line!

[@prosimulate]

Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂

[@Mike19737]

The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂

[@miamitten1123]

1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_ 😂

[@Napalm_lover]

How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person

[@benjamintribe4652]

That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯

[@Napalm_lover]

@@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!

[@edtheman28]

Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel

[@Napalm_lover]

@@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗

[@Eralen00]

The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)

[@olethegoatsolkjaer6966]

My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote

[@Robot444-yn5wb]

"Here, take my jockey shorts" i died 😂😂😂

[@treatwomenright33]

Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day. Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mr1Tanker]

I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁

[@gmfitzg]

nasty

[@gu9838]

same lately too

[@counterflow5719]

I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.

[@dont-want-no-wrench]

tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.

[@cactaceous]

“Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.

[@LowLevelNC]

I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!

[@isabel1983]

his face when he says it 😂

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

Easily top ten Kramer quote.

[@stevendorris5713]

"You never slipped one past the goalie?" PRICELESS

[@huntercoleman460]

Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.

[@randyjohnson6845]

It's obvious why he won four Emmys

[@christophergolfer]

Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂

[@LowLevelNC]

I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius. Confucius, huh? You know, you're not Chinese! 😂😂😂

[@shonda79able]

Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁

[@stoneylonesome5826]

“I was duped !”@@shonda79able

[@enthiegavoir5955]

"Kramer say it isn't so-" "-Oh it be so!"

[@QuadMochaMatti]

It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.

[@Pep1tooo]

I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀

[@SamuelBlack84]

I want her to look up at me like that 😂

[@jamietrev]

Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant

[@carlys1391]

“Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao

[@quietman71]

I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"

[@jayadevmenon7086]

Julia is trying her level best not to laugh

[@coolboyrbx2866]

Great episode

[@TheStuport]

There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣

[@lonewarrior1549]

Like the 70's toy "Clacker's" Hilarious 🤣

[@jeric_synergy8581]

I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.

[@DemetriusSorvo]

These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!

[@jacobfalardeau676]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!

[@j.benjamin3782]

One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

[@malcolmattheend]

DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY

[@tylerbushong3452]

I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.

[@cooljammer00]

Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point. Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?

[@zfish1995]

They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different

[@bennybenjben9594]

Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.

[@MrCabimero]

Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.

[@marcusblum7462]

Jerry: oh no! Elaine: oh yes! George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes! Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!

[@alexmapp5444]

I love this scene!

[@manifestgtr]

I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…

[@michaelweston2285]

Kramer: 1)throw underwear away 2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

[@rftulie]

Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂

[@georgehernandez9767]

I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.

[@JanetStarChild]

Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?

[@redacted2275]

It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.

[@Oceangirl_505]

My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.

[@georgehernandez9767]

@@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.

[@reallymakesyouthink]

"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"

[@hw3748]

The writing is perfect

[@mufc1417]

Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭

[@dannyshortwave]

LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ppumpkin3282]

This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.

[@donnamead3439]

So freaking funny!!!

[@dickborg452]

Kramer - I'm flipping, I'm flopping

[@markoj3512]

oh damn there are no shows like this anymore

[@inncogneato6341]

“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”

[@JuiceeVasquez]

Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀

[@masterprattu]

OH IT BE SO

[@bigh7972]

We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….

[@weeniehutjunior]

"I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA

[@jonny-b4954]

I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.

[@fakename6658]

why did the doctor say that?

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

I'm flippin, I'm floppin! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Kramer the Cosmonut

[@TheMasterofallsides]

I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious

[@ars4455]

this "oooh man" deserves an Oscar...or an Emmy, whatever...

[@rattus3102]

Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣

[@truthhurts3524]

My boys need a house!

[@tonywong8134]

0:33 she's trying not to laugh

[@haydendraycott7897]

Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!

[@dariusalexander8985]

That thumbnail

[@melanieparker]

"What, what?" You know for a woman with an i.q. of 145 Elaine needs an awful lot of things explained to her.

[@jonathan2755]

looks like little comet kramer is on the way.

[@US_John]

"A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@renaissance18]

elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL

[@robertwhitten265]

I swear that the original line from Jerry was 'the only thing between us and mr. Johnson is a thin layer of gaberdine'

[@aeric_]

im suprised a boxer-briefs debate didnt pop in there lol great bit nonetheless

[@starcrafter13terran]

I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO

[@harryparsons2750]

I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂

[@MotoVio]

The shouw wouldn't be the same without the crazy Kramer

[@Glenn-F-Rice]

He did an amazing job. I cant think of anyone else who could have pulled it off.

[@StudioMod]

The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...

[@joemagnus5085]

Kramers doctor was Phil the bum on Night Court😅

[@fromthehaven94]

It always bothered me that there was not a shot of George's reaction to Kramer's "freedom" from boxers and Jockeys. He was in the apartment at the time.

[@Chrisbajs]

2:42 That twitching

[@pnnorton]

Imagine going to a fertility clinic when you're not trying to have kids 😂

[@moonliightbae]

kramers shenanigans 😂

[@kevorka3281]

I have a Kramer in my family tree. I like to think that he was similar to this Kramer

[@SuperLuigiSixty4]

I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.

[@venkybabu8140]

It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.

[@tameimpala37]

So nice that Kramer's boys need a house.