Weekend Update: Trump Scrolled Twitter During January 6 - SNL

[@Prauwlet213]

As a british person that prince andrew joke was BRILLIANT.

[@LynnReinholt]

😂😂😂

[@MrCounselorman]

Please explain that joke

[@betsyab121]

​@@MrCounselormanPrince Andrew has been in some hot water with The Royals, especially his brother The King, about his association with Jeffrey Epstein and the Island.

[@tiki_trash]

@@MrCounselorman NSFW

[@yippeeyokai5750]

@@MrCounselorman Prince Andrew was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, I am sure you can figure it out from there.

[@MitchMeetings]

Their chemistry is on point in this one.

[@1coldboy]

totally locked in, great update/10

[@abundantYOUniverse]

@IcabtRekate Oh please

[@tinkerbelltinkerbell1003]

WOMENS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS ! VOTE !!!

[@tommyt1971]

Having the summer off will recharge your batteries I guess.

[@blackdysfunction8260]

Stop lying they never have chemistry it's always a forced interaction between an extremely white white guy and the awkward token black cohost both pretending to be somebody their not. Che is fake so is the other dude neither one of the fools is woke or a leftist they are must grifting. Dude has been on legion of skanks so many times.

[@abbysweat9202]

Che is NOT holding back this year, I love it...and to whoever wrote that Diddy/Prince Andrew joke, that was just

[@FACEGRINDproductions]

His job is quite impressive. I don't think that you could read cards for a day and make it funny. Neither could anybody. It's impossible.

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Che has been on fire. Really awesome!

[@patrickblakethesaint]

​@@FACEGRINDproductionsyou do realize he and Colin are the 2 head writers for SNL right?

[@DunedinMultimedia2]

@@patrickblakethesaint Oh we know. It explains a lot. Sighs.

[@abbysweat9202]

@@FACEGRINDproductions it really is impressive. Despite the fact that I've never tried, and really never even thought about what it would be like, I'm a hundred percent sure I couldn't. It's like when I watch Simone Biles do gymnastics or when somebody tries explain quantum physics...I think to myself, I don't care if I spent every day for the next million years learning how to do something that awesome, I would never REALLY get it the way they do lol.

[@justincredible.]

"I'm not allowed de-mentia-it" LOL!!!!!!

[@donnageoghan4328]

Hilarious line!!!

[@richinoable]

I clapped for Che!

[@perigosu8449]

Oh, you see what he did there? Good job! 👍

[@gregsanderson6545]

Imagine what's in those medical records 😬

[@JYJnKumi]

Should've been a joke for Biden.

[@lynnebimrat]

weekend update is easily best SNL segment

[@gr8dvd]

Sometimes this is all I watch so giving a semi-informed 👍… but last I saw, I don’t feel like I’m missing-out.

[@macdreezy794]

That and Please Don't Destroy

[@nancyvillines4552]

Definitely. Although I remember watching the first one in our first apartment. Partaking in an illegal substance. Back then there were only 7-8 prime time player's. So even the skit's were great. Now it's definitely the best part of the show. I'm 67 so I don't/can't, lol, stay up that late. Then I know it will show the whole segment on KZbin. Work's for me. We were in our early 20's but Saturday night was a stay in night 😊❤

[@SandraSealySeawomanBDS]

Usually good but sometimes comes over like they're trying too hard like last week.

[@jmo2104]

I agree one hundred percent

[@lephtovermeet]

Opened their curtains, and a great place to eat out. Just pure old school zingers and I loved it.

[@Betsybabe3218]

I'll have to go and confirm that

[@LazyIRanch]

Is this restaurant vagitarian? I'm avoiding sausage these days.

[@lephtovermeet]

@@LazyIRanch I only eat vajetables

[@stayfocuseddi]

💯🤣🤣

[@LynnReinholt]

@@LazyIRanch😆😂🤣

[@timgriffin807]

these two never fail in getting me to smile and laugh .. Thanks guys!!

[@TheIgorSnowden]

They're always the ones that can guarantee laughs every week.

[@KitC916]

Happy 100th Jimmy Carter!

[@PabloE-f1g]

Who?

[@anasfarahi4401]

@@PabloE-f1g The brother of the inventor of Billy Beer.

[@carolyn8740]

@@PabloE-f1g Just in case you're serious: he is the 39th President of the U.S.A. (1977-1981, D). Whoever wins in 2024 will be the 47th President of the U.S.A.

[@haulforlove9720]

His mom made him post that comment

[@billymadison8574]

I'm pretty sure Jimmy isn't gonna be seeing these YT b-day wishes..

[@zoeledwards6617]

“Elon Musk, seen here trying to jump to Mars.” I just love the seen here jokes. Colin can’t help to smile when he says it.

[@Stylishgirlny]

There is a Mars town near Butler

[@runnergo1398]

Elon at Trump's rally today: "Make sure you go out and force strangers to vote for Trump or I am in deep shit!"

[@nunya___]

A MAGA sent me the Elon clip. I replied "This is good, Trump is sooo boring he should invite guests on his show".

[@johnshite4656]

Unbelievable that a guy who considers himself a sci-fi pioneer is supporting an "American Hit ler" who he knows tried to autocoup the country. Elon is nearly as treasonous as Trump. He has betrayal of his country in his heart. Can we send him back to South Africa or what? Trump wants to deport legal immigrants, let's deport Elon.

[@elhopper3735]

Those are my favorite kind of jokes honestly 😂

[@darksideon]

"Two claps Che, no claps Jost"😂😂😂

[@MarcKloos]

The CC had that one totally wrong

[@RaymondHng]

Awwww. At least Jost got to go to Tahiti in July.

[@Darthalas]

That was hilarious 😂

[@davidbeppler3032]

@@RaymondHng With Scar Jo. I do not feel sorry for that man. Ever. He could be mugged, shot, poisoned, and thrown in jail. He still goes home to her every night. That is a win.

[@Fleetmenace]

​@@RaymondHngwhile there got multiple infections and had to leave early

[@maryfarwell-uragallo2373]

Michael Che killed it in this segment. Loved the devil went down to Georgia and high winds joke and more...

[@thetopsec1432]

He’s a piece of shit who has never been funny.

[@lindaramirez7339]

Check is killing it 👍👍👍

[@bacteriaislifeonmars-c8g]

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[@itsme_edits]

2:44 "i'm not allowed dementia it" I HATE HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT BAHAHAH

[@almapendergrass7810]

Best

[@rugezajoyeuse5664]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@readytotaxi]

FR

[@heyheytaytay]

Che's delivery was clumsy at best.

[@kelleygreengrass]

​@@alphagigachad2552.....what thefuk

[@BrawnyFanta]

The Prince Andrew Diddy joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elbeetlebeasto]

i loved the string of zingers there at the end. Just good ol' classic jokes delivered expertly

[@Yourmission9]

Trump: “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the pets” Rfk jr: “Hold my bear”

[@Heartofitall9691]

Good one!!!😂😂

[@rca-in-glasgow6781]

Bloody Brilliant.

[@tommyt1971]

Isn’t that supposed to be hold my beer- Oh wait… (*snicker*)

[@mikaelabauer]

Man in Austria: "Hold my axe"

[@brianfergus839]

That’s a whale of a joke 👍

[@marquesjohnson6359]

This will always be the best part of SNL colin and michael are awesome 😂😂

[@olivergarrick1175]

Clap counter was hilarious and Jewish space laser jokes was my hardest laugh in a night of full of laugh.

[@johnmoreland6089]

Yeah, but who brags they've gotten the clap TWICE?!

[@jacobgarcia6760]

The air force just revealed the successor to the SR-71 blackbird, it can outrun hypersonic missiles fly at near space altitudes and it has a Lazer... Space lazers are real

[@TTownTim]

@@jacobgarcia6760 EMpty Green said Space lasers IN SPACE control the weather!!! and are controlled by JEWS!! Are you fkn kidding me!?!?!?!

[@beetlebob4675]

​​@@jacobgarcia6760 Stop peddling antisemitic dog whistles. You know exactly what MTG means. She's not talking about what tech the US military has made. She's claiming that a Jewish cabal is lasering landmasses from space.

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

@@jacobgarcia6760 so go woke didn't go broke after all eh

[@findyourpassion8722]

Happy 100th birthday to President Jimmy Carter. 🎉🎉🎉

[@Blech-h9z]

The last Christian in America.

[@emoneyizhereson]

@@Blech-h9z Closer to being the first.

[@DinaK1111]

He was president when I was born! #LifeFliesByFast

[@trysometruth]

Well, I was born 21 years before he became president! Also, my mom made me write this.

[@kelconway5792]

He looks so bad, even for 100. I feel so sorry for him. It's not a blessing to live that long under those circumstances.

[@toddcash9755]

"Great place to eat out."😂😂😂😂😂

[@christinew3549]

Wow that prince Andrew joke got me by surprise 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@judd442009]

"The devil went down to Georgia . . ." LMAO

[@carmenwages5977]

The devil went down to Gorgia looking for a “soul” to steal. Soul of the nation, coming to steal votes!

[@istdochallesegal3427]

... with a toilet made of gold?

[@ChonkLantern]

@@istdochallesegal3427…he was lookin for some votes to steal

[@zoyadulzura7490]

He just couldn't resist it 😂

[@pixelmentia]

I wasn't crazy about these guys before but I feel like their chemistry is just fantastic now and they've really settled into the gig.

[@patrickblakethesaint]

03:57 this one was great. And dementia it. Both had me dying with laughter 😂🎉

[@robbiegarber898]

"2 claps Che, no claps Jost!" Might need to clip that XD

[@CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs]

1:50 Damn good one Michael! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@deadwingdomain]

One of the best SNL segments to ever be run. Love that news desk.

[@jimhays2772]

Hey it makes me feel great that Jimmy C has turned 100. That guy proved he was a solid guy.

[@chrisrj9871]

and still is :)

[@Madamegato]

Only actual Christlike politician I can even name. Walked the walk. I hope however long he has left are amazing years and he leaves in peace.

[@martineldritch]

Yeah, it gives hope, usually it's only the really evil ones who live that long

[@charlesking5328]

​@@martineldritch oh damn , are you saying Donnie might live to 100+ ! I hope you're wrong 😊

[@tphillips37]

I always thought he was an honest man, but a lousy president.

[@Crazyw_thechzwhz]

I love so much that Colin mentioned RFK because I've been saying the same thing

[@sparklemotion86]

Omg, this has got to be the funniest weekend update I have seen in my life 😂😂😂.

[@potatoesforlife1234]

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for an election to steal.

[@Sairin13]

He was in a bind because he was polling behind and he was looking to stay out of jail.

[@elanasilverman4468]

No, No I sincerely believe he was looking for a refund/exchange "one star, product quality hits too close to home"

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

​@@kahless9999what do u mean? Does that joke offend you??

[@bobbysworld281995]

​@@kahless9999 Jan 6 was for traitors

[@whathell6t]

The election monitor said, "my name's Johnny And it might be a sin But I'll take your bet And you're gonna regret 'Cause I'm the best there's ever been" Johnny, rosin up your notebook and play your caffeine hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the devil deals the cards And if you win, you get a safer democracy But if you lose, the devil enslaves your soul

[@TheStockportHatter1986]

The Trump medical records and the lesbian bar was hilarious

[@ktom5262]

The "Hung Cow" joke was the best.👏

[@ajho415]

They had to butcher his name to make the joke work (pronunciation seems more like "Hoong Tsao").

[@emmamills5362]

Weekend Update has had a legion of legendary hosts & writers, but this duo might take the cake

[@jdelacruz1058]

The devil went down to Georgia.💀

[@marilynmiller9730]

Have you ever met the devil 😈 😅😅😅

[@shadmiller7282]

@@marilynmiller9730 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[@glennmglazer]

@@marilynmiller9730 Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

[@JKB-ji6xl]

​@@marilynmiller9730 I haven't met the devil, thank God, but I get so sick & tired of his servant Donald Trump.

[@jdelacruz1058]

@@JKB-ji6xl don't insult the devil. Trump is worst 🤣

[@markusmaximus629]

Best 10 minute of TV every week

[@jessetorres8738]

0:51. Reminder to all right wingers: Elon Musk is an immigrant from South Africa.

[@illuminateyourlife3401]

Key word......Legal 👍🇺🇸

[@sparpie]

@@illuminateyourlife3401so just like the Haitian immigrants in Springfield then

[@T-Daugg]

@@illuminateyourlife3401so are the Haitian migrants in Springfield but trump and jd don’t care

[@YeLizardLords]

My favorite African American

[@illuminateyourlife3401]

@@sparpie no

[@tyson3577]

THE DEMENTIA IT JOKE WAS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tombailey1059]

But he doesn't have dementia. The senility that couldn't be mentioned was Biden's. Democrats pretended it wasn't happening (and called people names for noticing) for 4 years.

[@jonsingle1614]

Best Biden joke EVER !

[@mjb_33]

Lame

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

​@@jonsingle1614I'm pretty sure it was referring to Trump? Did you not watch the video?

[@MsTimelady71]

@@Foxfire_forty-nine Yep. They are hitting Donald with the dementia jokes too now. Thankfully because his brain is mush. Hopefully the actor playing Trump starts to slur and forget words like the real Trump! LOL.

[@marsthemedic3682]

5:57 Che sitting up like a proud schoolboy at the cunnilingus bit got me.

[@charlesking5328]

That bit had bite 😮

[@lowdownone]

“Unfortunately they were all Diddy accuser” 😂😂😂

[@clqudy4750]

Weekend Update on SNL is legendary and iconoclastic for the ages! This one was tight, poinient, and hilarious! TY SNL for 50 years! - my whole life so far. 🎉⭐❤️🤩🥰🤗

[@danigoes208]

only 2 episodes in and im already loving snl season 50!

[@kkkk-wg6je]

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? 0. Trump tells them that he’s the only one who can do it and do they sit in the dark and clap

[@PeterGriffin_3238]

@@TheGreatSalsaMan👈🍼🐑🤡🪳

[@MrJoho17]

​@@TheGreatSalsaMan the original was funnier

[@Thegreatsage1442]

​@@TheGreatSalsaMan trump supporters are actually far more likely to be unemployed

[@Lime1958]

​@@TheGreatSalsaMan Oh the republican audacity. The Karen party. 😂

[@Vaeldarg]

@@TheGreatSalsaMan That's a weird joke to make, given that Republicans keep relying on Democrats to fix the economy, after Republicans broke it.

[@NCMonefaith]

Che was on fire in this clip!

[@alaa.175-6]

The mushroom joke was both disturbing and fantastic.

[@Michaelkaydee]

5:54 Great place to eat out 😂😂

[@smiller2044]

3:59 Two Clap Che No Clap Joust 🤣

[@wadestclair249]

"Trump Musk eau de toilette"

[@JKB-ji6xl]

Bibles, shoes, NFT cards... Trump sure could grift it! "Trump Musk Eau de Toilette: heighten the bromance. With gentle wafts of bullsh!t, it charms the stupid into voting against their own interests."

[@yetigonecrazy]

"I do it for that guy" 😂 The only bad part about summer is no Colin & Che

[@WilliesGarden]

Love our Jimmy, and I hope to be second in line behind him on Tuesday the 15th at 8am to watch my hero vote for Kamala and Tim. 🥜❤️

[@chrisrj9871]

How many other presidents actually made it to their 100th? So awesome to think about if he's the only one!

[@annestewart5741]

​@@chrisrj9871 He's the only one.

[@annestewart5741]

Tues., Oct. 15th early voting? I know that's when early voting starts in GA & figured that would be when he'd go. 👏🥰 🗳💙☑️🌊

[@streakingclothed]

This was so good

[@ilovetotri23]

I love almost everything I see SNL whether I agree with it or not! I draw the line with Carter, perhaps most of the country was not paying attention to his amazing legacy! Despite your thoughts on his presidency, you can not disparage his work after the office!

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

After office the best. During office he's the 2nd worst behind Dementia Joe.

[@lovetrioni]

I'm not allowed to dementia it 😂😂😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's either the best or worst pun I've ever heard (on this show and in general).

[@laalaa99stl]

I'm not allowed dimentia it. Smoov, Che. Smoov!

[@alyssaleblanc9255]

😂😎

[@JESS-CH]

Just GOLD. Great job you two. 😂👏🏾

[@RaymondHng]

4:48 Oh it certainly is a great drag name.

[@kittyonmydesk5532]

He's not old enough to remember what Drag was like in the military 💪💅🏽🔥

[@pverlee]

Q: What do you call a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? A: Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a Dog.

[@Vohlfied]

I recently heard about a book where Pavlov's Dogs team up with Shröedinger's Cat. I asked for it at the local library and the librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

[@Sundae_Times]

Donnie's like a Halloween pumpkin - orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and thrown out in early November 🎃

[@oldbeatpete]

5 points!😅

[@mateoconk]

That mushroom joke deserved a call back to the preceding restaurant joke. Too bad it was cut

[@mateoconk]

PUN INTENDED

[@Betty-qz5zd]

lol

[@chrisrj9871]

@@mateoconk - It may have been cut, but it was nicely done and still satisfies as it is.

[@ktm3850]

These two are classic ! I can watch this over and over.😂😂

[@lauritacarr1294]

"The devil went down to Georgia statement was spot on accurate , great job 🎯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆

[@charleslanphier8094]

Che laughs at his own jokes, almost every time.

[@TheMonroemomma]

Right? Makes it even funnier. I just wonder who he's checking in with off to his left after every joke

[@charlesking5328]

That is because they write one another's jokes and read them for the first time , or so I'm told.

[@user-xj9vf4xb9p]

No not true, they don't just read a random script it's rehearsed before

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Because others aren't

[@JKB-ji6xl]

​@@JenningsFilmsinc Based on the comments & my own response, people are laughing, just not you. I suspect your sympathiesie eith Trump: he too presumes that he speaks for everyone.

[@readytotaxi]

The highlight of my Saturday!!!

[@kellyrouser5849]

the Richard Branson joke took me all the way out! I laughed for a good 2 minutes uninterrupted.

[@Sjalabais]

Colin's Chad-playing-2nd-flute-act is brilliant. Love these segments, the chemistry here is fantastic.

[@TheRockyNews]

These jokes slap harder than Will Smith at an Oscar ceremony. 👍🏼

[@misshell]

One SNL's Weekend Update speaks more truth than Trump and Republicans in a lifetime.

[@OnceBlonde]

Not sure why Vance uses eyeliner. But without the beard, he'd be a Cabbage Patch Kid lookalike 😂

[@kurtcurtis2730]

He got carried away with Botox didn’t he

[@benewert3299]

Maybe he wants to imitate Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson?

[@zoyadulzura7490]

It wouldn't even be that big of a deal if he weren't part of the "boys don't wear makeup" crowd.

[@V1DE0-STARZ]

Oh god you're so right

[@SuperUnknownPerson]

The mention it joke is the best all 2024

[@FullersDuck]

Michael’s joke about Dani’s bar at 5:41 - 😅

[@CarlaPalmer-y2r]

So funny.😅😅😅😅😅 Those two never gets old

[@rahilraza1344]

2:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣colin

[@sherrillsturm7240]

Vance isn't just weird, he's cringy.

[@TheGreatSalsaMan]

At least he never lied about his military service like Walz did 😬

[@Steve-lk1eb]

Yeah he’s only lying about who he is entirely…

[@jamesmcinnis208]

Let's see you try to buy a doughnut. It's not that easy.

[@melissabenanti7824]

@@TheGreatSalsaMan he sat at a desk. He’s no soldier of fortune. 🤣

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

Timmy Tampons is normal?

[@alyssaleblanc9255]

dementia-it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pierrojules]

Yes! DonOld The ConVicted Felon has it.

[@alyssaleblanc9255]

@@pierrojules hopefully he keeps eating McDonald’s 😭😭😭

[@alyssaleblanc9255]

@@pierrojules literally if he was anyone else he’d be in prison already

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

Ageism is hilarious

[@Robin-e8p]

President Carter is a rare treasure in the history of the US Thank you President Carter Please, for the love of God, don’t put a pause on Colin Jost and Michael Che. I think we’ve done without them for the entire summer, and with all the crap going on at this point, we need Colin Joseph and Michael Che

[@vegastjg]

JD is bisectional

[@heyfunny3036]

😂

[@BryanWhite-kx2vt]

​@@heyfunny3036good 1

[@arpeggiomikey]

And a sectional predator, like his boss....🤡🍄😈🔥🧐⚖💥💯

[@crystalshaw8744]

Are you here all week?

[@litanapadensky490]

😂

[@moralfortitude...2217]

*the funniest, most hilarious* & *best matched duo* *in* *SNL* *WEEKEND* *UPDATE* *history* 🙌💯

[@Throwmoreparentheses-dr4rp]

5:48 somehow made me think that Norm MacDonald would have just left it at that and let the joke linger on

[@joel_in_america6562]

classic norm delivery

[@moweems5802]

Jeopardy Game: Contestant: "Alex, I'll take Before and After for $600" Alex: "Saturday Night Live Revolutionary Leader" Contestant: "Who is......Michael Che Guevara?" Alex: "Correct."

[@adamsgrad93]

Colin and Che are my favorite weekend update team of all time and this show is as old as I am...

[@Duffield-te2eu]

1:11 boom 😂😂

[@edmetz8600]

Joke on Bidin not funny out of taste. Need new writers

[@edmetz8600]

GEEEN IS ONE OF THE INSERCTIONEST PUT HER IN PRISON.

[@DakinRinone]

​@@edmetz8600....

[@scott8919]

​​@edmetz8600 It was a joke about P Diddy, dude. I'm a Biden supporter but it's not a Biden joke.

[@CrestoneMountains]

Come on folks, type it as he says. I see a bunch of "to dementia it" No No No. The "de" in dementia is the sound of "to", so you just type, "Im not allowed dementia it!"

[@theknifedude1881]

SNL is so funny it SHOULD HAVE A WARNING!

[@AllanAdamson]

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a panhandler, a panhandler pays his bills

[@TheGreatSalsaMan]

Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump was president 😘🇺🇸

[@TheGreatSalsaMan]

Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Donald Trump was president 😘🇺🇸

[@patstutelberg85]

That was lame

[@AllanAdamson]

@@patstutelberg85 in 1775 Adamson went to war.. they called it the revolution... a year later the politicians signed on... RIP General Adamson Tannehill... his Grandfather came from Scotland.. he was a wigmaker named John Adamson.. his daughter was Rachel Adamson... one day.. General George Washington rode onto the Tannehill homestead.. looking for Adamson.. it is there he met Young Nancy Tannehill & gifted her a ring.. Adamson would then arrive & he & General Washington would ride off together on their horses .... one day in Hawaii.. Donald Trump asked me for money.. & I said.. are you out of your mind ?

[@AllanAdamson]

@@patstutelberg85 in 1775 Adamson went to war.. they called it the revolution.. RIP Adamson Tannehill

[@SabrinaJean123]

OMG the jokes are OFF THE CHART you guys! Thank you!

[@laurenw.8178]

Man they did NOT miss with the jokes this week - I can’t pick a favorite 😂

[@makestank4800]

"Yesterday the devil went down to Georgia" 😂Yeah, without his sidekick Saruman. He was probably busy performing his dark arts on a couch.🙄

[@titantim]

I'm surprised they didn't try to work in the woman with the thickest tongue story into the lesbian bar story.

[@kingnobody8539]

Whhhooooo Whats The President Doing Here?!?😂😂😂😂

[@TheWtfanime]

"That got applause?!" One of Colin's best reactions yet. I think Che wrote some of those jokes this episode.

[@smorris7713]

This update segment was LIT💯💯💯😆😆😆😆

[@mvp1116]

"I'm not allowed to Dementia it" 😂😂😂 Everybody knows his dementia is getting worse

[@KurtisB]

You almost got that right.

[@nativeseneca7181]

@mvp1116 who Biden?

[@mrbamfo5000]

​@@nativeseneca7181 Biden is getting old as shit. And he is slipping a step. Mostly motor skills. He still has a good grasp of policy and what's going on. And he's not running. He'll be retired Jan. 21, 2025. trump on the other hand is almost as old. Looks every second of his 78/9 years with out that orange make-up he wears. And he's also slipping. And trump didn't know the hundredth about the job that Biden does. And worse the narcissistic, sociopathic, racist, rapist, convicted felon, Fascist pos traitor trump didn't even care enough to learn how to do the job. All trump cares about is himself. I hope every single person in the country that still to this day supports trump, has put their entire life savings into DJT stock. You'll find out. You all deserve it.

[@andrew66862]

You a doctor?

[@sylph8005]

If you're saying it's Biden, that doesn't matter anymore because he's no longer running.

[@blakethebeast3174]

I'm legitimately surprised Colin didn't link the mushroom story to Trump, and yet, also grateful.

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

The snowflakes try to blame Trump for everything.

[@riverraisin1]

@@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat That makes them right 99% of the time.

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

@@riverraisin1 do you need a tampon? Get one from Tim Walz!

[@SalixNigra2]

@@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreatLeave it to magaTs to think that calling someone something beautiful is an insult. ❄️

[@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat]

@@SalixNigra2 what a precious snowflake you are.

[@tylerhackner9731]

My favorite segment!

[@alphagigachad2552]

Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

​@@alphagigachad2552are you unwell?

[@markmac2206]

​@@alphagigachad2552your "mom" needed a "ride" about 9 months before "you" were born. So I gave "her" a "ride".

[@mariahdelapenia]

2:12 😂😂😂😂 THE TIMING LMAO Also… Che with the “I’m not allowed to de-mentia it” too

[@jonnyjaywick]

that had me in stitches from start to finish, cheers guys

[@readytotaxi]

1:33 I knew what they were going to say from the get go lol

[@alphagigachad2552]

Not even parenting skills, but being taught to recognize predators early. It’s the predators that manipulate adults into thinking they are “safe”. My "mom" was a single parent, "she" never got in another relationship after "she" divorced our "dad". "She" never let us stay over at houses with adult "men" hanging around, and there were very few people "she" trusted to watch us. Usually people "she" had known for a very, very long time and they had the same mutual trust with their own kids.

[@SpitDragon]

​@@alphagigachad2552Right 👍

[@allibababoo]

Che is the spiritual successor to Norm MacDonald

[@brianhoefer7148]

0:35 Because criminals return to the scene of the crime.

[@everythingisawesome76]

Funny I didn't see the shooter or the FBI at the rally.

[@jblechan]

@@everythingisawesome76 cause trump is the real puppet master behind it

[@gigilaroux762]

If only they had.

[@JKB-ji6xl]

​@@everythingisawesome76 The shooter is dead. The second would-be assassin is behind bars. But here Trump is, trying to retake power by force, again, 4 years after his first coup attempt failed.

[@brendafarrow3117]

When does Black Widow Guest Host SNL ?💙💙💙

[@danielleking262]

1:58 with that photo after it 😂😂😂

[@enriquehartmann8642]

I met President Carter when I was stationed in Korea, volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. It talked to all of us soldiers that had volunteered and thanked us. He was a really nice guy.