Kramer Pretends To Be Elaine's Boyfriend | The Watch | Seinfeld

"Have we been intimate?"
From Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 6, 'The Watch': Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him, and George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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[@keithwilson6060]

I’ve never understood how Kramer can talk anyone into anything while anyone can simultaneously talk Kramer into anything.

[@earthstock]

He’s Kramer.

[@sarahjordan348]

It’s a two way traffic

[@johns7530]

@@earthstock lol you beat me to it, was going to post identical reply!

[@mauertal]

What du u think, while understood that u dont understood?

[@dammitimmad9121]

@@sarahjordan348 More like two way traffic with only one lane

[@steverogers7601]

“WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST SAY NO?!” “Th….that’s interesting” lol!!

[@andrewnguyen664]

He's like, "I can say NO?! Huh... I never thought about that".

[@rosario508]

Man there will never be writing like this ever again. Kramer’s incidental chit-chat alone is worth the price of admission

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

Yada yada....

[@Wes36Man]

Friends

[@Wes36Man]

JK

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

3:20 ...woah!

[@yt_hatesfreespeech]

and the writers went on strike for more pay, they should be paying us to watch their crap lol

[@josemaria8177]

Kramer is less crazy than a lot of Elaine's actual boyfriends

[@kevdimo6459]

Your not besmirching the good name of Joe Devola are you? 😂🤡

[@GrantDWilliams82]

@@kevdimo6459 Devils! Edit: oh crap, I just realized I was thinking of Putty, not Joe Devola. Thanks for the three likes anyway though guys, lol.

[@ahjus7604]

you stopped to get jujufruit?

[@stanistevens]

@@GrantDWilliams82 Gotta support the team.

[@taxidancing87]

True, but people are not ready for this conversation 😁

[@daliamohamed3415]

“You are not the type who should be playing with matches, seriously, Kramer!” Elaine was genuinely advising him😅

[@DavidSmith-og1oz]

and then he plays with matches later on!!!!!

[@w.harrison7277]

@@DavidSmith-og1oz he starts that fire in the psychiatrist office Lol

[@hoddtoward]

“Elaine.....have you been urinating a lot again?” 😆

[@achandab]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaycharlie352]

😂😂😂

[@bryankinash3523]

The building reference is funny! Fans often complained that Jerry's apartment door is "architecturally incorrect" because its 45⁰ to the hallway!

[@w.harrison7277]

No it’s not, what are you talking about?

[@tankerock]

@@w.harrison7277 Compare his apartment door from outside in the hallway vs his apartment door from inside. The wall doesn't lineup with the door.

[@sriramkuravi]

Kramer sitting on the chair and making the noise when he moves has me in splits everytime 😂😂😂

[@keithwilson6060]

I’m thinking that was completely unplanned, but still genius.

[@guguigugu]

@@keithwilson6060i think farting chairs stopped being funny 20 years ago

[@pho3nix-]

May be my absolute fave moment in the show

[@XGDragon]

@@guguigugu Yes but this was filmed 30+ years ago so we're good.

[@christophergolfer]

We do it 5 times a week. Oooooh baby.

[@AYVYN]

All in one day or spread throughout the week? 🧐

[@MeZZaiRe]

All in one location or in different areas?

[@crescentfreshbret]

Makes me think of one of the many ridiculous lines from the movie Tough Guys Don’t Dance, spoken dead-seriously by Isabella Rossellini in all her sophisticated, elegant glory: “Mr. Regency and I make out five times a night. That’s why I call him Mr. Five!”

[@SamuelBlack84]

Lucky Kramer

[@JayClearman411]

5x a week sounds great!

[@the-anti-theist]

How Kramer acknowledges the chair sound he makes but does it so subtle which makes it so damn funny. He was a complete original comedian with his own set of tools that only he knew how to use.

[@guguigugu]

quite unfortunate how they ruined Richards; he didnt deserve it

[@domclegg1225]

@@guguigugu they?? lmfao he did it to himself you bozo

[@counterflow5719]

That comment about Gleason never rehearsing had me in stitches. It adds minutiae and depth, and is almost just a throw away line.

[@w.harrison7277]

That's true. Like the episode when Kramer was explaining "Katra, that essential something that says, Yes! I can!" and Jerry says, "Sammy Davis had it." I still laugh about that line and wonder how many people even get it.

[@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr]

@@w.harrison7277 I saw this episode recently and assumed jerry just named a musician/ random famous person he liked

[@art-fw7ci]

@@w.harrison7277 I certainly didn't get it. :D

[@osmanaboobaker7024]

Kramer undoubtedly makes this show rock

[@mr.l8723]

Everytime Kramer helps Elaine, he makes things worse😂

[@tomfurgas2844]

Every time Kramer helps ANYONE it gets worse!

[@Srikchik]

@@tomfurgas2844 Kramer the Choasbringer I

[@blazebeads]

"You have screwed me again, Pennypacker!" 😂😂😂

[@Tritiuminducedfusion]

​@@tomfurgas2844Jackie Chiles knows this all too well. 😂🤣😆

[@blpalv15]

He almost lost a nail helping Elaine with the alarm

[@cassiox.fernandes1054]

Kramer is very very funny, but Elaine's expressions are also top notch, very well acted.

[@woodson21]

I always loved Kramer’s couch, an intimate two seater with an extended base, almost like a couch/chaise lounge hybrid.

[@arthurgodwin6571]

George: wants to pretend he's an architect. Kramer: notices and is bothered by architectural fallacies.

[@mattm7798]

Never give Kramer a task you aren't directly supervising

[@pho3nix-]

The moment and sound when he sits down on the leather recliner. Classic.

[@marblox9300]

Only Seinfeld and his cast could make this scene so funny.

[@harryparsons2750]

Kramer “oh well that’s interesting”. Love that part

[@anthonysteen56]

It’s so good because that’s exactly what a psychiatrist would say

[@BrianBull]

Kramer sitting down the the psychiatrist could and should have been a whole episode lol, and then his offer "if you ever need to talk to someone about anything" could have been an an awesome followup to another episode.

[@ErikiParakeet]

"It's architecturally incorrect."😂😂 That therapist also played Billy Stafford in the movie "Life with Billy."

[@bertroost1675]

For a long time I thought it was the same actor that played Bishop in Aliens. They look similar.

[@patrickc3419]

@@bertroost1675 IKR??? Lance Henriksen!

[@counterflow5719]

A brilliant scene. Well written. Well acted.

[@dhooomketu]

Kramer and his love for Cuban cigars 😂😂😂

[@xtctrader1467]

Five times a week.....ooh baby! 🤣

[@renaissance18]

Kramer: oh baby at 0:34 lol

[@bertmustin]

The Hipster Doofus always comes out in Kramer when he's scheming with Elaine.

[@HalfEatenMedia]

4:06 Kramer’s reaction to the chair made me burst in laughter 😂

[@pacificostudios]

I love how Elaine asks Kramer to pretend to be his boyfriend and he acts like she just gave him a role to rehearse: "Yeah, yeah: I'm your boyfriend!"

[@jmoriarty8000]

I love how George tried getting her to pretend to be his gf and she said no

[@frozengamer3030]

Kramer is the best character on the show.

[@KA-eu9sy]

Him and Newman, USPS

[@jmoriarty8000]

@@KA-eu9syhim and George

[@patrickc3419]

Him and Frank.

[@SanjeevDD]

Still crazy funny after all these years!!

[@spenceryork9435]

I went into a job interview once and when offered coffee I asked for a decaf cappuccino. They didn't have it either.

[@ljbrandt500]

haha

[@RandallBedford]

Why does that surprise you?

[@bradwilliams4919]

That's hilarious!!!

[@Brandon-j8c]

Immediately would not hire you

[@deputay]

@@RandallBedford Well, it's because it's a very...popular drink

[@AmericanFUBAR33]

The amount of cigar burn Kramer got in the show is legendary 😅

[@chriskrausesmovie]

Your legendary

[@steverogers7601]

This is 1 of 2 moments where Elaine and Kramer pretended to be intimate. This is 1 of 2 moments where Elaine was reluctant to provided details on a fake scenario she was part of.

[@bink]

Does the Elaine department store mannequin count? 🤔

[@keveardo]

With all these clips, soon we will be able to edit and watch the full Seinfeld episodes lol

[@chaitanya252525]

Decaf cappuccino lol

[@keithbrown8814]

.... "This is an office"...lol!!........

[@camerong5513]

the casting and acting is magical

[@briandavis9952]

wish the therapist was in more episodes, i liked his character

[@jrporter50]

Unfettered 😂

[@andreprince4932]

BEST. SHOW. EVER!!

[@w.harrison7277]

Funniest, yes. Best show ever goes to Game of Thrones.

[@jmoriarty8000]

@@w.harrison7277overrated show

[@NCIR721flyover]

Well, he does have the body of a taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.

[@w.harrison7277]

I always thought that an uncomfortable line.

[@orkunakman1541]

I think it's "taut", not "taught" .

[@MrUnknown-wf1xf]

Kraemer is hillarious love him

[@DiegoB0525]

Thank you for part 2!

[@lukefriesen9922]

I know its a small detail but I like the lamp behind kramer,🛋

[@magoober44]

I noticed it too

[@warpnin3]

Nice fifties piece! A floor lamp version went for 1630 euros on 1stDibs..😲 You Americans are driving up the vintage prices here in Europe..😁

[@Sylvie-w4r]

Kramer should have said, 'You know Elaine, I'd love to help, but I'm a method actor.'

[@arthurwatts1680]

Kramer is a 90s version of a Gremlin - you let him loose at your peril ;)

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

I was hoping to see this! Too funny…omg Kramer!!! 😝😜🤪

[@sarahjordan348]

Why didn’t you say no???!!!!! Well…. That’s interesting 😂😂😂😂

[@The_Real_Hank]

Only Michael Richards could make a leather chair that funny.

[@tenkenroo]

The guy had a gift for physical comedy

[@w.harrison7277]

He was gifted on Cheers, too, playing a street tough. @@tenkenroo

[@lukedaniell]

Drs. Reston and Van Nostrand smoking Cubans.

[@Kingcisco18]

Although there's always that possibility Kramer may burn down my house with one of his cuban cigars I'd still love to have a friend like him. Never a dull moment when Cosmo Kramer is around😂

[@judcitizen706]

"Do you have a decaf cappuccino?" "I don't think we have that." "That's strange." "Why does that surprise you?" "Crazy Joe Davola told me he got one here."

[@arkox8]

This show is superb comedy

[@edgeGabe]

Elaine tells Kramer, "don't play with matches".

[@JohnCarothers-uy3uq]

Kramer is the sanest one

[@harryparsons2750]

I’ll make things very unpleasant for you and your staff, if you have one. Hahaha

[@gecceseyri]

Best "oh baby" ever : )

[@jofi4580]

Fart jokes get them laughing every time

[@twinflames_111]

Kramer is something.

[@MedalionDS9]

Idgaf if it's juvenile... that sound while squeaking into that chair was hilarious...firstly Kramer is a lanky dude, so how tight is that chair to begin with... and to make it sound like farting is just icing on the chair

[@mlsaulnier]

At the 2:11 mark Elaine's heart breaks.

[@yanamclaughlin]

Decaf cappuccino 😂😂😂

[@DustyTail]

This kids…, In the days of actually going to an office, is water cooler tv.

[@cibida1]

Lol such an underrated scene.

[@BuckForearm]

Who’s doing the rating?

[@cibida1]

@@BuckForearm don’t be that guy

[@BuckForearm]

@@cibida1 OK I won’t be that guy but saying something is underated is so overrated.

[@cibida1]

@@BuckForearm ok. When great Seinfeld scenes gets mentioned this hardly ever makes the cut. Happy?

[@BuckForearm]

@@cibida1 Yes

[@stephenchellgren1213]

Have fun Kramer

[@phaedrabacker2004]

Cease and desist. Last I heard that the cops were at my friend's house. 😊

[@gustafsone]

"It's architecturally incorrect." - Eat your heart out, Art Vandelay!

[@latenightlogic]

2:44 that sounded too real

[@rjathar]

To watch Kramer seriously proclaim that something is strange😆 Love how he's so into any role.. on screen, audition, real life... He just shouldn't be allowed near anything incendiary!

[@mikebardgett2875]

Love it 😀

[@jonathanmyers2867]

Elaine: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that? Kramer: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend. Elaine: Okay. Kramer: Have we been intimate? Elaine: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate. Kramer: Alright, how often do we do it? Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that? Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that. Elaine: Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, okay? Kramer: Oooh, baby. Elaine: Oh, my...

[@ForexRevolution]

ill stattle for 5 times a year .... oh baby!

[@pimespo]

Why are you repeating a dialogue we just heard? Why do people do that? You're not even telling us why you chose this particular part to repeat and what your thoughts about it are. It's just so damn lazy. I really don't know what you were thinking when you were typing these words. Did you watch the video first. Memorized it and then wrote it all down? Did you play and pause the video a few words at a time? Why didn't you write the whole thing down. Then it would be at least useful for let's say deaf people. You amaze me Jonathan Myers. I wish you a good day!

[@arthurwatts1680]

Elaine wasted her time with loons like the Maestro - she and Puddy deserved one another ;)

[@dallaskoivu8951]

Oh baby indeed

[@myleelorna6368]

Senator Vreenak the Romulan psychologist

[@lepetitchat123]

I forgot how it ended lol

[@luiscollazo1]

I laughed out loud!

[@cuellar4500]

Ooh baby

[@apprentessgooden2680]

Saying what he had to say and hanging up never crossed Kramer's mind 🥴

[@voiciray]

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a caffe latte

[@EbonyCoulter6723]

What can I say about this 😅😅😅😅 Kramer

[@davidparsons3432]

Comic genius......

[@Weshopwizard]

Ohhh baby!!

[@tristramcoffin926]

Memeography: That's true...

[@clintcalvert9250]

James Dean. Anyone get it?

[@abcdefgh4404]

Kramer is easily manipulated 😂😂😂😂

[@Drvannostranisback]

Yeah well uh. That's possible

[@rangorangila1306]

oo baby lol

[@GiantBoarMonster]

Psychiatrist played a badass mysterious character on X-Files in a solid two-parter, couple episodes among the best of X-Files' paranormal litany. Just with the guy's acting one got the sense his character had one helluva possible backstory. Actor's been in a lot of stuff really. There's a masterpiece zombie movie he was in, Pontypool. You gotta see Pontypool.

[@StonedMeadowOfDoom]

He was also in a fantastic episode of Tales from the Darkside called Family Reunion

[@twinflames_111]

Would anybody please tell me what song he is singing there?

[@banditboy518]

It was the theme song of a 60s Western called The Rebel starring Nick Adams.

[@twinflames_111]

@banditboy518 thank you so very much!

[@shoomoomoo]

GET TOGETHER????

[@elizabradley4797]

Kramer is so yucky but could be a very good friend.

[@sridharl6528]

He's a svengali!

[@mobus1603]

No, Sven-jolly!

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I'm afraid we have a bit of a problem....

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏿 pulp does move baby!

[@Leon612]

That doctor was on Miami Vice and got beat up by Paulie Walnuts’ (Sopranos) enforcer in the bathroom. Latter he gave him $20 million worth of nose candy. lol

[@LB14745]

Elaine likes armoires, she should have dated Karl Farbman.

[@adamkuc9440]

God I love this show

[@montag4516]

Well, at least your not an atheist.

[@LTTUSA]

I just pictured Elaine with a bald head. She looks like George.

[@Lee-mx5li]

Wow the Dr looks exactly like Ted Bundy

[@grawakendream8980]

gleason he never rehearsed lol

[@stephenchellgren1213]

Crazy joe dafalo psychology doctor

[@apseudonym]

I hope he's taking his medication