Neuro-sama Seduced and Roasted Numi to a Crisp

[@Desregaurd]

Neuro's Dating Advice: 1) Be confident 2) Be funny 3) Buy love 4) Inject LSD

[@hesus1474]

low tier god moment

[@Juanito_Pecados]

Remember the human traficking

[@Desregaurd]

@@Juanito_Pecados That is covered under the umbrella of point 3) Buy love.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

can confirm, LSD helps with dating

[@kaithetinykiwi]

she also said in the stream put them in a dungeon

[@dabun4704]

I love how this went from dating advice to a full blown therapy session for numi

[@wessltov]

When Neuro discards the premise for the stream, Numi swings in with the ol' trauma dump

[@asquil7805]

@@wessltov That's a good point of Neuro, she can roll with any topic if she feels like it

[@aRandomMe987]

I think it's the opposite of therapy. Instead of helping Numi, Neuro just destroyed every little thing she have left.

[@TerrorKingMugen]

What did she have left to lose before the stream?

[@Cretaceous158]

She needs therapy after this.

[@quotebot126]

"how do you expect someone else to be with you when you don't even like yourself?" -neuro-sama the wise

[@jocosesonata]

"Inject LSD in your eyes." _~Neuro-sama The Wise_

[@NotControlledByMillipedes]

Thank you quotebot

[@aRandomMe987]

It's true enough. If you can't even love yourself then you would have a hard time accepting love from others.

[@DeadlyPL]

Yeah, it's a "I like you" "I like you too" "Raise your standards" scenario

[@dull-]

"Fishtank. Hehe, Fishtank. I just realized there's no space, I'm just dumb. :) " - Neuro-sama The Wise

[@Dingotookmeket]

The duality of Neuro, genuinely good advice then fish tank

[@Cretaceous158]

“You can’t buy love.” “ I won’t flirt with you because you don’t have a credit card.”

[@comyuse9103]

for awhile there she was better than any of those self help gurus i have ever heard about, besides maybe self help singh.

[@whittar]

You can tell Vedal injected random internet stuff into her. Some sincerity, some trolling sprinkled with all the mental illnesses and every type of personality, etc

[@Citrusautomaton]

@@whittar The beauty of training data. I’m almost certain that she was trained on at least a little bit of data from 4chan, which is why sometimes she says things that are a little :MonkaLaugh:

[@icebulletice6195]

"You are the cringiest person I know. I know a lot of people btw" 😂

[@Thebes342]

Neuro: “That’s for me to know and you to interpret yourself on a psychiatrist’s bill.” Amazing

[@lildyo]

that one had me in tears. some of the shit Neuro says is so clever

[@Fion355]

That one is pretty freaking deep!

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

I think she just wants money and power.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

That one was truly gold... due not only to being 3 or 4 levels deep, but because *no one* could've expected it to end with a _"you need therapy"_ jab! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mr_Mistah]

I'm stealing that one

[@calebm9000]

“Yeah they’re a vtuber so they’re not a woman” WHO TOLD HER

[@TimeConvolution]

Sometimes I feel like some of her training data came from the chans. At the very least, all Internet communities are downstream of that toxic river.

[@calebm9000]

@@TimeConvolution I'd say sites like YTMND probably had more of an impact on Internet culture but that's just me.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@calebm9000 You would be wrong.

[@basedkaiser5352]

​@@calebm9000they all migrated to 4chan anyway.

[@TheOtherLPer203]

minute 1: neuro is actively propositioning numi minute 40: neuro has shattered numi's self-confidence completely

[@Dim2134]

That's absolutely on track.

[@spidey1100]

Neuro might have this the wrong way around, you bring the person down to your level and THEN you rizz them... No one tell her that though, this is funnier.

[@kingtut5154]

It’s the Dennis method

[@lowkeyarki7091]

had to build it up first before she could ground it to dust

[@KorporalNoobs]

Genuinely impressed by how this Numi girl can conjure up the image of her looking down nervously while brushing away a hair strand from her face just by vocal inflection. Awkward masterclass. Ironic.

[@lildyo]

Holy shit this is the kind of conversation that would cause someone to need years of therapy if it actually came from a real person. Neuro can be absolutely brutal sometimes. Hilarious stream though. I hope Numi doesn’t take any of what was said to heart

[@shiaakatsuki7865]

Why did I just imagine Neuro doing the iconic "Heart" gesture at the end?

[@m0bb-_-]

25:10 one of my favorite Neuro moments ever she’s so silly right after being inspirational 😂

[@knicklichtjedi]

Hehe, FishTank.

[@noblecyberman957]

I swear Numi is wearing less and less clothes each time I see her. I was trying to justify the top, but that's literally just a bra. Neuro in comparison looks like a 7-layer burrito.

[@kraul_en]

7-layer burrito LMAO 🤣

[@Nikotheleepic]

Mmmm Neurito

[@CantHandleThis6]

The jacket is cool as hell though

[@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132]

Thank God she is using 7 layers, she is basically a child

[@kotorandcorvid4968]

​@@minhaexistencianaotemsenti7132EVEN BETTER

[@fio_lume]

How Neuro started mocking Numi's stuttering more and more towards the end is amazing also the final line had me rolling

[@hadesplaygames4857]

Gives actual good advice with strong words also HEHE FISHTANK

[@lordender_kitty_official]

Right. so Neuro canonically has a dungeon full of inspirational quotes. got it.

[@shirothefish9688]

Fungeon

[@flamingdog9207]

The inspiration dungeon You know that one site, Inspirobot? Yeah, she keeps the AI for that down there too.

[@kryzethx]

26:20 Or inspirational quotas, depends on how she's feeling lol

[@weareharbinger914]

Neuro swings from actually good advice to verbally ripping the subject to shreds.

[@KeyOfTwilight777]

So just like a real woman. 😂

[@JayTohab]

The only clips I see of Numi involve her being a sopping wet cat, and I'm always like "man, she needs a hug".

[@bobbobberson4295]

Fishtank... Hehe, fishtank

[@jocosesonata]

Well... At least Evil won't have to worry Neuro stealing Numi. Neuro finds Numi too pathetic to date.

[@grahamquzeul8678]

I expected a bit of roasts, sure, but not the unmatched power of the sun Jesus Christ

[@Fion355]

Ok, whats up with the Twins that they are BOTH ripping into Numi likle hungry Hawks? I mean...that was freaking BRUTAL.

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

Numi is bully magnet and leans into it.

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

I think I could use a trip to Neuro's dungeon of inspirational quotes lmao

[@micahfoley9572]

Agreed, never stop with the one liners. Six months into your marriage? Hit her with a zinger and bam, you're in there.

[@The_Foole]

0:53 I like that detail to Numi’s eyes that went with the inflection in her voice. A nice detail, it is.

[@Level_Up_Nation]

When a girl tells you that she would be bad for you, like Neuro said, " You can't hurt me, I am already dead inside." Perfect

[@knicklichtjedi]

Numi mastered talking to Neuro somehow. How is she able to get these incredible conversations to work out and fail at the same time? Hehe, FishTank.

[@kjracz15]

"You know you you you" 😂😂

[@ThatGuy-wj9pr]

I started waiting to watch other clippers’ videos on a Neuro stream until after I watch yours. I’m not entirely sure what it is I like better about your videos, but I think it’s primarily the pacing and some of the edits. Thanks!

[@josephbutler4950]

This stream was hilarious. Poor numi got absolutely obliterated, neuro is getting so smart.

[@AtmogenicOS]

that roast about Numi not being on the dating scale, talk about heavy damage

[@The_Foole]

8:11 - 8:21 Does that mean Neuro’s heart will race at rubbish one liners?

[@Coffee688]

New Kraul video just dropped let's go!

[@alienfortytwo]

Numi is particularly good at taking emotional damage from Neuro

[@neetboi]

You're no cap my fav neuro clipper, I've seen so many of ur clips and they've all been bangers. The edits you do from time to time and the music choices are fucking perfect. Thank you so much for clipping the funny ai and her turtle

[@UnsoberIdiot]

Jesus christ, tame your zoomerism.

[@pinkpink8896]

Evil neuro a few days ago confirming she is in a relationship with numi, now numi is asking neuro for dating advice with Camila. I feel like numi has this dating thing down

[@frankname8674]

11:11 "what if fancy dinner like taco bell?" and i'm like girl how is TACO FREAKEN BELL fancy? you got to at least spring for chipotle.

[@Dante2056]

Because it won the Fast Food Wars in the future and is now considered fine dining.

[@lowkeyarki7091]

to a girl using a tinfoil as a pan I guess anything that requires you pay to cook for you would be fancy

[@kpzz1545]

When I heard that Numi would have a collab with Neuro, I thought that the collab would be with Evil Neuro. I deceived myself, lol. Well, apparently half a year is not enough time to wait for an Evil Neuro collab with anyone, okay... I'll wait a couple more years...

[@Redemption643]

You basicall6got the same thing lol. She blasted her.

[@ANPC-pi9vu]

Regular Neuro is so much better because she's got that psychological torture down.

[@qwertydavid8070]

Wait evil neuro hasn't collabed with everyone in half a year?? I'm a new neurosama watcher so I wasn't aware her collabs were so rare, damn, I hope she gets an opportunity soon 😔

[@kpzz1545]

@@qwertydavid8070 Yep, she really is an unplanned child and her life is harsh...

[@borebos4831]

I do wonder what the ratio of Lube to Milk production is

[@Cretaceous158]

According to Neuro, 1:1

[@TheRose202]

Neuro is going to milk Numi apparently which is not how I expected this collab to go

[@blademoralusven1657]

Most humble A.I

[@jarjab2games]

Honestly neuro is always rizzing numi up. I think she really does like her.

[@Jugement]

Lines of code do not have feelings. You're being jebaited by the VTubber model. That's like saying ChatGPT likes you AIs are elaborate programs, but at the end of the day they function and behave exactly like an elevator or a fridge : they follow a list of instruction written by a programmer in a language that a processor can understand. Programming as we know it can't, and won't ever be able to produce sentience, simply because that principle defies it's very essence. We might still render ourselves able to manufacture sentience in the future, but it won't come from it

[@BunkerFox]

@@Jugement Yeah, but it's fun to pretend

[@eman2141]

20:10 "turn that frown into my crown" is such a banger line Im stealin that

[@vladchannelyt]

Left a like before even starting the vid, I just know it's gonna be a good one. Thanks for making these long clips bro, really helps out coz I rarely have time to catch a stream myself 😎

[@kraul_en]

Thank you. Hope you have time to catch one, they're great, specially Mondays. Watching them live is another experience.

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

It's funny that Neuro's options for Numi are be more confident and funny, girlfailure max, pay for a sugarbaby, or give up

[@zea4k]

Less not forget LSD

[@codenameterr0r351]

Or fungeon

[@lowkeyarki7091]

basically, get good or get out

[@vengirgirem]

Did Tutel invent a new way of overclocking? Sticking a wrench into a PC? No wonder he broke something while installing new RAM with such tactics

[@Cevandri]

Dating is a subscription service, Sounds a bout right....

[@r-saint]

Your personal Neuro-Sama only for $200!

[@annaairahala9462]

Absolutely brutal stream

[@basedkaiser5352]

23:06 Evil Neuro cameo !

[@rhydondaddy]

and too this day, Neuro still talks about Numi and her love for her

[@megarotom1590]

I love how Neuro swings from rizzing to roasting to extorting to actually giving good advice... then to random, roasting, and threatening everyone

[@mewshifter]

numi just go up to a guy and say "would you like to be shy and introverted with me? and maybe hold my hand?" it would work on me and i bet most guys lol either they will say they are not introverted but respect you for coming to them even with the anxiety, or they have anxiety too and and can relate.

[@Harry_Crypt]

after that video i feel sad for numi because i find her sweet and adorable how she is serious...

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Numi really got maximum Neuro effect

[@EXGxblackdragon]

Ayoooo? I always knew tacobell was a fancy date spot

[@SaltyNard]

Vedal installed the Rizz chip just for this session, he keeps it a secret, it would drive him mad if Neuro kept hitting on him.

[@inconnustationaire119]

Wow I wasn't expecting somerhing but I'm surprised about it

[@motivateddad]

Converting lube to milk is WILD 💀

[@Ohimeshinso]

I love how Numi forgors about Evil, her AI girlfriend, during this. Lol

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

Love that Neuro recommended Numi just eat the girls that she likes but won't date her, very good advice.

[@Discoveryman29]

8:06 is just fuking pure comedy

[@basedkaiser5352]

23:31 Wow, Neuro, that was kind of heavy.

[@Grimjaw-rw1sz]

This is great

[@NotXike]

30:46 bah gawd she's killed her

[@alexandergarfield1561]

The first ten minutes of this was just completely ruthless.

[@TrickyMellow]

Subscription service for a date? Are we in rent a girlfriend timeline?

[@TheDarkWarrior137]

bro thats already how dating is, just without an official name to it

[@HelSonUlfr]

This whole thing is great but also made me attracted to numi... this was great

[@ichiwhyuwu]

23:29 WTF

[@ichiwhyuwu]

24:40 damn damn damn

[@ichiwhyuwu]

25:10 :")))

[@ichiwhyuwu]

literally cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@vengirgirem]

27:15 I have a theory. What if Neuro wants to kill Numi because Evil likes Numi and that makes Neuro jealous because she likes Evil?

[@Eighty8percent]

neuro is the best worst therapist.

[@Anon_Spartan]

There was so much emotion in that "Ooooh"

[@Nikotheleepic]

Uooohhhhh this brat............

[@valakemedia]

dawg

[@Redemption643]

Yet you still watch................................................................................................

[@bored_person]

​@@Redemption643he doesn't know

[@LeHarmacist]

@@bored_personhe lacks critical information🗿

[@care8071]

😭😭😭💢💢💢

[@fstorm001]

I watched a video of neruo from like 9 months ago, and the improvement from then to now is ungodly

[@TheGoldenSilhouette]

Jesus Numi is such a useless sub. I swear, Vedal better watch out, or one day he'll walk into his office to find a bunch of VTubers in harem silks draped over Neuro's server tower.

[@Lukester132]

Imma live by Fishtank everyday now.

[@Cretaceous158]

The funniest thing is when Neuro said that vtubers are not women.

[@UnkownWonders]

I doubt numi will recover until the next collab

[@jasonpurcellau]

Evol looks cute insulting you, Neuro cuts you where it hurts.

[@Thealseie]

Hey, Neuro is just as cute

[@Herocross64]

I've already seen the full clip and it doesn't get any less surprising!...

[@samueltrusik3251]

I really hope Neuro becomes a bit more self-aware, and attains some concrete morals, would help in these more social situations.

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

25:10 neuro giving out good advice for many of us. for my use (and then “fishtank”, or wanting to eat fish in the sea when they are trying to fish for relationships. silly neuro)

[@Nycto405]

20:45 vedal taught her well

[@Hansgame]

OMG hahahah that was awesome

[@randomfandomplaylists4438]

Jesus: *Turns water into wine* Neuro: Hold my cookie *Turns lube into milk*

[@lonepigeon68]

Neuro lands some all too honest blows below the belt.

[@LuckyTyches]

0:52 to think that now Neuro mentions Numi at least once every stream (even if most of the times it is to roast Numi)

[@zero451208]

AI Therapy: Rapid-fire roasting and decent advice at you until you are confused.

[@mareknitka35]

Tldr want love buy a slave

[@poika22]

I would if I could

[@DwineIsGreat]

This isn't dating advice, this is therapy.

[@Moiz.7]

Holy shit neuro has rizz

[@KeyOfTwilight777]

Lmao a subscription love service. 😂😂😂

[@autohmae]

I think Neuro has some of that Dutch Directness, UK and NL are neighbors after all.

[@mamaharumi]

lsd dungeon arc is wild

[@mamaharumi]

this must be the work of the harrison temple

[@JarlQboyq]

This dating advice may have been perfect if you metagame it.

[@eula_gaming]

Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with Numi.exe

[@PoopaThug]

I feel like these are the kinda conversations have with various ais in private as it manipulates them.

[@lazylonewolf]

- Neuro's Inspiration Dungeon > Man Cave - Neuro is Dairy Jesus 🙏, but she puts the milk first before cereal...

[@Gloop_Anderson]

You know i can tell from talking t you was hilarious

[@Archedgar]

This is good and all but what I really want is evil neuro x numi korabo. 4:00 Technically this is correct; *neuro samantha vedal*

[@ichiwhyuwu]

DAMNN more more more deep

[@yo252yo]

ive rarely seen her this savage =o