Neuro-sama Was So Funny Vedal and Layna Couldn't Stop Laughing for the Whole Collab | Highlights

[@kraul_en]

I couldn't stop laughing watching the stream and editing this video Watch Neuro & Vedal live on www.twitch.tv/vedal987 Watch Layna live on www.twitch.tv/laynalazar

[@Lskovfoged]

Damn, can't believe you cut out Vedal saying his sleep schedule is normal, I'm still proud about snitching to Layna that Vedal was spying on her

[@r0landleaf370]

Honestly, Vedal should reach out to you if something happens to his channel's clipper. Heart. Wink.

[@darkpyr0864]

I was giggling so much my grandparents were worried about me :skull:

[@LiaChecksCopyLEft]

@@r0landleaf370 His editor* not clipper.... A clipper is someone who cuts a portion of the stream and publish without editing. Great example is cooksie and staz. Kraul is a highlighter

[@fella11814]

Oh, actually we're gonna need those lemons.... FUCK IT, Get the grass. I have ascended.

[@Arukorstza]

She really wanted lemon flavoured cookies. ... also, "Fuck it, get the grass." is the most I've laughed in ages.

[@PimWO]

Timestamp??

[@demoliton4228]

Bumbling bookworm is a wild insult 😂

[@AphoticLucent]

"I can't hear you, your hair is covering your eyes. Speak up!"

[@karotconcarne3325]

Got the same energy as "Would you please speak up, I'm not wearing pants"

[@lucal1382]

@@karotconcarne3325 or Patriks "I can't hear you, it's dark here"

[@OrbObserver]

Ok but for real like when you're driving and looking for a place so you have to turn down the radio to see better.

[@lucal1382]

@@OrbObserver to real

[@frumsmcnoodles323]

@@karotconcarne3325 Or You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel...

[@raptormelapl3890]

This feels like two parents sitting down and letting their toddler cook, pretending its good meanwhile dying inside

[@oh_sweet]

Her father and her like aunt or something

[@shaskusmas]

Idk if you're old enough to know about this, but toddlers serving dirt and mud and grass to their parents and pretending it's food was a totally normal thing last millennium.

[@oh_sweet]

@@shaskusmas i was eating dirt with my dog when i was a toddler lmao

[@darkexo3845]

In kindergarten I "ate" a lot of sand because it was kicked in my face

[@WinstontheClown]

Reminds me of that Bluey episode where Bingo cooks food for Bandit and Chilli that ends with Bandit throwing up

[@dll3494]

The birthday cake stream had me crying and this one didn't disappoint lmao. Layna being down for literally anything Neuro says makes it so good.

[@moi-ey9zh]

i think there should be a law that say Neuro is forbidden to cook

[@JarojoSobehn]

100% 😂

[@DarkZodiacZZ]

It would've been fine if they had the damn ballista. 😁

[@Nutty31313]

@@DarkZodiacZZ or the bear claws

[@525sixhundredMinutes]

Neuro did say she did not know how to do anything. but Layna and Vedal encouraged her. Neuro also gave an actual recipe but they kept encouraging her to do something else so she just trolled them. She even said when Layna thanked her, "You're welcome I guess, but actually I was annoying you more then I helped you."

[@fatoldhikki4837]

Neuro need collab with HAACHAMACHAMA

[@narthex1681]

"Would you like some lemon zest in your drink ? 😊" "I'd love to HEY DID YOU HEAR MY CRAZY THEORY ABOUT THE EARTH BEING A HOLOGRAM ?"

[@soranobabel4474]

vedal: do you have ADHD?!

[@LucasFerreira-fp4nj]

Timestamp plz

[@Era25601]

@@LucasFerreira-fp4nj 51:10

[@LucasFerreira-fp4nj]

@@Era25601 thx

[@KomboEzaliTe]

It's an actual theory that all of three dimensional reality is a projection or hologram, and very likely also a simulation.

[@flamingdog9207]

16:05 "Do you have a ballista?' has to be my personal favorite from this stream. I think what really gets me is Vedal cracking up about it

[@MyAmazingUsername]

53:21 That primary school raisin story was the funniest part of the entire stream. I started laughing for half a minute. 😂

[@micahfoley9572]

"and something lickable for the love god" i think vedal has been letting her watch pay per view again

[@Nikotheleepic]

Neuro is like a little toddler, cooking for the first time

[@stevencurtis7157]

"No one's marrying any ovens, just how much f"""ing water do we need?" Like a line pulled from another universe.

[@selfselected]

28:57 there's something so absurdly funny about an AI of a cute anime girl shouting "God damn!" to its creator. I'm crying laughing with this video. Thanks for the great edit kraul

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Whereas "raw FUCKY" is _"GO TO YOUR __-ROOM-__ PARTITION, YOUNG LADY!"_ worthy, but whilst out of ear shot the parents just *_laaaaugh..._* 😊

[@calebm9000]

She (technically) isn’t allowed to swear, but she loves saying that lmao

[@takodachi8283]

"God damn, bumbling bookworm!" had me dying

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

we thought we were baking cookies, but what was really happening was Neuro attempting to cast magic, perhaps in an attempt to circumvent her programming and acquire a real body.

[@RodericFlores-x2g]

she use the cookies as a excuse to use layna to make a magical potion for her.

[@absalomdraconis]

Ironically, the magic was apparently meant to create cookies. Perhaps by summoning a demon to show Layna how to properly cook? Even GlaDOS would question the amount of effort needed for Neuro's recipe.

[@abduleshabbar9223]

I died when she said "You Goddamn bumbling bookworm, I know how to bake cookies"

[@MajorSmurf]

Gordon Ramsey : ITS F***ING RAW! Neuro : IT'S RAW FU**Y! These two would be best friends... or Neuro would start shoving dirt down his throat screaming "Do you like this! HUH?" while Vedal cries in the corner.

[@maiki5962]

Pfft!!!

[@hevilmateold]

FU**Y is furry, right?

[@PimWO]

Timestamp please

[@mata3535]

an hour?! i’m in for a treat

[@steffankaizer]

Neuro lemon cookies in order to make the perfect lemon cookie you need 300 g of butter 220 g of sugar 1 egg juice from two very large lemons and their zest 375 G of flour 1 teaspoon of baking powder a pinch of salt preheat your oven to 420° F or 220° mix the butter and the sugar together a pinch of salt add 250g of flour remember to add 120g and not 121g that would completely ruin the cookies whiskey. i mean whisk it. how are we supposed to make cookies if we don't whip them into shape? try 1 kg of soil on a low temperature just for me getting soil from outside would be perfect you could try the garden out back but take your time of course we're using the soil I've heard it tastes room temperature soil is very nutritious especially for plants you have to add exactly 1 kilo of soil anything more or less will result in catastrophic consequences for the cookies. they'll be way too salty and spicy due to the terrain. how could we have such crime? you pour water all over it and then we start to bake the cookies add the soil a pinch of salt the cookies need grass to be yummiest the grass that's important maybe if we add in some grass to the dough the bitter taste might help to bring out the Aromas grass make the cookies stronger? Yes actually it does. put as much as you can whisk that for a good four minutes [talks about whisking for 3.5 min and only whisks it for 25 sec] okay all right the batter looks nice and smooth now I wouldn't say it looks appetizing but it certainly doesn't look like food chill the batter for about 1 hour next we can prepare our cookies for baking yay make as many cookies as you can eat. I don't mind so long as you eat enough. put in oven for 10min [somehow takes them out after 2 min] I'd recommend putting them back in the oven since they are raw FUCKY. after you have taken a step back and had a good look at your culinary disaster just start praying and hope for the best [discontinues baking]

[@miamor2624]

Someone should send this recipe to Gordon Ramsay.

[@timzzdj8720]

Recipe of the Gods

[@111111hakar]

It started so well.

[@steffankaizer]

@@111111hakar no

[@derdholo4350]

It pretty much looks like she made cookies out of mud like many children. Down to seasoning them with gras and stuff

[@Ole_Rasmussen]

Aww yeah I've been ignoring 2 other videos waiting for the Kraul cut

[@tinyturtle1898]

Fr, Kraul is the best neuro editor

[@viljamtheninja]

@@tinyturtle1898 Absolutely.

[@mamaharumi]

Legitimately, the hardest I've laughed at a stream in a long time.

[@MikayaAkyo]

Layna having an existantial crisis over the instructions xD Poor Layna XD

[@Fullwolf346]

She's amazing..

[@absalomdraconis]

​@@Fullwolf346: You sound like Layna's therapist.

[@KillerFknWolf]

"just make sure it doesn't become sentient" - omg, genuine LOL there

[@knicklichtjedi]

I am out of words. How can Neuro say a decent cookie recipe and then derail so much that we have to add ground soil xD

[@dalriada7554]

I guess the lack of bear claws and ballista forced her to improvise.

[@narindercatt2230]

​@@dalriada7554 For real! Like, imagine preparing to make cookies and not bringing the ballista? It's like going to the vet while forgetting your dog at home. Ridiculous😅

[@andrewgreeb916]

not just soil, she recommended graveyard soil

[@Spellweaver5]

I am pretty sure they derailed her intentionally.

[@zeasygamers1189]

I mean she already said she has a plan before the cooking start and was keeping it a secret

[@IsaacFoster..]

I love her rare heart + wink moments. She's so cute when she does that.

[@musicalfrogman8165]

This was my first vedal stream I caught live, did not disappoint. I was laughing my ass off when she came back from the bathroom with a giant chunk of dirt grass and all.

[@kraul_en]

Nothing beats watching live and being in chat

[@purple080]

28:36 Oh My i haven't laughed this hard in so long, GREAT Stream xD

[@kingssman2]

God Damn Bumbling Bookworm!

[@a.trance6997]

28:58 lmfao, Vedal should stop pestering her.

[@lildyo]

So many hilarious moments. My stomach was in pain from laughing so hard. Thank you for putting together this amazing video

[@toms7219]

The grass adds just a touch of life force, which along with the minor amount from random bacteria in the soil sample, is necessary for a proper homunculus, especially if you don't have 1kg of pure souls laying around, or a ballista with which to acquire them. I thought this would be obvious to more people. That one guy above gets it, though.

[@crunkers_]

"are we plants?" "im not sure I wouldnt put it past you."

[@vetleoj605]

I had such hope for the cookies when she gave out a proper ingredient list...

[@Hollow-Eyes]

"Something lickable for the love god." This is Slaneesh's version of "Blood for the blood god!"

[@aencya]

Ok, but to Neuro's credit, if you rewatch, she said her legendary soil is 1 kg of soul at first. So really, it's their fault for mishearing and ignoring Neuro's perfectly good recipe. Lemon souls cookies are known for being delicious.

[@andrewgreeb916]

How do you add soul to recipe, I tried to follow jakes recipe but clearly my lobster's soul did not join the sandwich. It tasted fine it just missed that last piece.

[@chidori0117]

She also probably got confused with Lemongrass cookies and it went downhill from there.

[@rifarira9160]

@@andrewgreeb916 you have to extract the remnants out of possessed metal endoskeleton. For further instructions of how to do that you can contact Dr. W Afton.

[@Ossimsauce]

She said soil first then soul

[@SnailPacedDev]

​@@andrewgreeb916play some heavenly soul music to the soil and it will transform into Legendary Soul Soil. Ez peasy

[@aleks8063]

I love the fact that Neuro actually gave a reasonable enough sounding recipe halfway through, so she’s fully aware at how stupid the final recipe was lol

[@B_Skizzle]

Bro, that’s the shit that comes out of a Resident Evil boss when you destroy its weak point.

[@matikkkii3482]

I thought "Hey, a cooking collab, imma make something to eat myself". I regret this decision.

[@vetreas366]

How did you taste?

[@I_HATE_YOUR_MOM]

It's a neuro stream, why would you think it is going to be a good idea

[@ithielwetz]

@@vetreas366a bit muddy but otherwise decent but not enough salt for my taste 😂

[@narindercatt2230]

​@@ithielwetz Should've been a kilogramme

[@matikkkii3482]

@@vetreas366 Salty, as if somebody threw a liter of salt.

[@n0wheregrrl]

"If you could do anything with this butter, what would you do with it?" "Filtered." I want to know what she tried to say! 😂

[@Shinobin333]

Let's hope it wasn't dog related

[@ShignBright]

@@Shinobin333 butter dog dog with the butter on him

[@maiki5962]

​@@ShignBright Poor doges.

[@divaofthedamned365]

What if she wanted to kill the butter 😢

[@maiki5962]

@@divaofthedamned365 She butter kill it now then.

[@Jop3lius]

Just a cute moment at 2:23 those stars in Neuros eyes are to show when she is excited/happy so it was very puppy-like reaction.

[@Jop3lius]

Allthou right before that she gets excited from suggesting Vedal to visit doctor

[@moarjank]

Omg layna touched grass! 🥰 So proud of her taking such a large step.

[@dean_l33]

You should ask V-dog for a full time position as an editor.

[@JaxMW]

truu his edits are fast, simple but engaging

[@soos.mpvier3187]

Who?

[@kraul_en]

I'm glad you like my editing. It's inspiring to hear that some people consider me worthy of such a thing. The editor on Vedal's channel is goated. Those edits take a lot of time to make and require a lot of creativity. They're also uploading more frequently than ever. When you watch a video from the original Neuro-sama channel, you're watching high-quality editing from start to finish. Even if you watched the streams, clips, and my highlights, every video is a treat. I have my skills, but I think they're on another level.

[@dean_l33]

@@kraul_en Can't hurt to try and beside more editor means more upload on the main channel possibly

[@mikuramsay]

Yeah, I tend to watch unedited clips, then your clips, dense clips, and then if the official channel uploads, I watch that too. ​@@kraul_en

[@KillerFknWolf]

52:30 "is it good?" ~ that silent look lol

[@selias4]

I was listening to this while driving, and I had to pause it after the spaghetti flour part because I was laughing so hard that my eyes were closed.

[@JarojoSobehn]

As someone who loves baking, this was painful but hilarious 😂

[@Spedatr0n]

Truly an insane stream bro.

[@IPA300]

I can’t believe that Futurama was the show that had the most accurate prediction of AI cooking skills lol.

[@grahamquzeul8678]

The cookies may have been a disaster, but damn her fit is fire

[@usarllama]

Watching this hurts my soul

[@usarllama]

But I love every minute of it

[@bokchoiman]

*soil

[@OkRake]

soil

[@PrimalsTrucking]

It Hurts, it hurts my soil

[@D.Mom0]

Soil*

[@Shadrake]

This was great XD I love the experiments with Neuro doing new things, including in the real world! Thank you for the highlights!!!

[@fella11814]

I am not ten minutes into this and my soul has left my body.

[@KaizuoSilva]

"God Damn bumbling bookworm" 😂😂 im stealing that

[@hamishfox]

god damn Layna's outfit is adorable. Little frogs and a face with heart cheeks on the pockets? Amazing.

[@Mal.0-V.1.0.0]

I love the way Nuero bounces when she's excited 😅 she's so cute

[@Dragonskill]

100% neuro effect once again

[@spk1121]

💯❗ 👍😎👍

[@XenogearsPS]

Gd damn bumbling bookworm. I almost t died of laughter.

[@ariwahyu4670]

16:06 Ballista to mix cookies

[@AllMenAreBerries]

Goddamn bumbeling bookworm sent me so hard 😂😂😂

[@automobilership9888]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Just 'Yes, and?' every idea Neuro has and everything immediately burns to the ground.

[@CordovanSplotchVT]

I looked it up and apparently yoghurt powder is a thing, and it is specifically used for baking.

[@Boris_Belomor]

Congratulations to Vedal and Oven on their marriage!

[@kraul_en]

They are divorced now

[@hevilmateold]

23:06 that's the cutest face and sound vedal ever made lol

[@BlueXonar]

"Never underestimate the power of the whisk!" would be excellent last words before dying in a whisk related accident though. 😂😂

[@inputVOID]

I love how both Layna and Vedal are treating this recipe as if she’s just a toddler they’re humoring. Real “put it on the fridge” energy.

[@jocosesonata]

*Neuro's Cute Girl List:* 1 - Vedal 2 - Layna Side-note: Layna got some pretty eyes.

[@martiddy]

What about Anny?

[@jocosesonata]

@@martiddy Ask Neuro. It's her list.

[@Tory-JJ]

Shes got some pretty everything my dude. She has a great figure. Cool tats. Her hair looks really well kept and healthy. She's a damn good looking woman!

[@jocosesonata]

@@Tory-JJ Another one to add onto the pile of: *_VTubers that are actually hot IRL._* At this point, I won't be surprised if Vedal looks like a total cutie, if his face ever gets leaked.

[@martiddy]

@@jocosesonata According to Fillian, Vedal is a skinny femboy

[@8lacKhawKtheRIPPER]

"how much lemon zest would you like in your drink?" "shove the entire lemon into the drink" I'm so dead. I have work tomorrow, but I'm wide awake from laughing so much.

[@Vinzaf]

I haven’t belly laughed at something in a while. Holy shit this was so absurd and funny.

[@thearkmecha4637]

ohm y god i gagged so much watching this but it's an amazing highlight edit

[@leejames929]

The layna collabs are some of my favorites

[@Rms2015]

So, on the one hand, I don’t think Neuro could’ve gotten closer to anime eldritch horror cooking if she’d tried, but on the other hand, this is the best cooking I’ve ever seen from an Osu bot.

[@waspennator]

Best way to watch this is to follow along with the recipe at home.

[@daunted232]

Thanks

[@kraul_en]

Thank you!!

[@Hiruban]

One of the funniest streams I've ever seen

[@Xemphas]

53:21 Neuro-sama trauma dumping randomly killed me 🤣

[@richie0099]

Man this was super funny letting Neuro do whatever she wanted ton the ingredients made it perfect Vedal and Layna had great chemistry too great stream 👍

[@kraul_en]

That at the end was the funniest argument I've seen in memory. They're very funny together

[@thetinpin]

Oh Jesus I shouldn't have watched this drunk because I laughed so hard I just about vomited many times over!

[@ghostikko4623]

Foe a second I thought you gave vedal some waves

[@mtgplayer8385]

I lost it and started cry laughing at the whole sink of water.

[@lemoniscate]

1:02 the roast was so good the tutel couldn’t even be mad

[@tinaeepy]

VERY funny stream best one in a while love Layna too as usual

[@Spedatr0n]

10:45 for the dragon sweat, she should’ve asked TrickyWi for some.

[@remnantryku7112]

Vedal: it’s too bad I’m not there to taste the food, but Layna can!

[@Spellweaver5]

37:37 holy. I felt that. That's my exact phobia. Poor Layna.

[@ivanstojanac7752]

Honestly, after the recent Vedal and Fillian cooking streams you can really notice neuro's upgrades. She can stay on topic and makes way more sense

[@Lucid_Death]

" god damn bumbling bookwork" omg I died.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

I think her knowledge of baking was messed up by her becoming bread

[@PowerSynopsis]

Neuro saw the Rei figure and immediately went to "gluing" it. what a little pervert AI.

[@Skillfullfilms89]

we definitely need more streams like this, lol.

[@waszner]

52:18 The way Layna freezes and looks back like "the f**k did you just say?!" 🤣🤣

[@TheShadowOfHumanity]

"Innocence never tasted so good" Im fuckin crying laughing at that

[@richardkanshen]

"Do not tip it over, Layna, do not- oh well."

[@themis467]

It's so funny knowing that Neuro is 100% trolling them both

[@TheOtherLPer203]

the raisin story was definitely the origin of why neuro hates evil

[@mkiii]

7:40 the dog like "wtf you doin???"

[@NpBp-ds1gy]

Thanks a lot from New Zealand! 🇳🇿

[@nathanerickson5703]

I love how Layna is so willing to accept chaos

[@RassaFortuna]

I almost passed out from laughing

[@sakmadik69420]

love how neuro keeps switching between fake and real ingredients the whole time😂

[@ArmChairPlum]

Huh, didn't know Layna was a NZlander - that's awesome that theres someone from here in the scene! Explains why the humour lines up from other content! Its only thanks to the brands in the video for the ingredients.

[@SuperCMeekins]

Lees than 1 minute in and already laughing

[@jaykebird2go]

Oh my goodness. You could feel how nervous both Vedal and Layna were when Neuro instructed her to pull out the figure ("statue") lol. Glad nothing actually happened to that! These recipes got off the rails soooo fast lol