Bryan and Vinny review the June 2, 2011 Impact

[@Radman1889]

You can explain any tragedy or catastrophe by ending it with: “Because they had to show Velvet Sky and O.D.B. fighting for 7 minutes”

[@olivergallimore3490]

I can confirm that Vinny did not edit any of the hates out of the Anderson vs Young report.

[@Coolquip43]

@Damien Croner per f4wonline.com Mr. Anderson vs. The Not So Great Muta. Anderson was dressed as 1989 Sting and Muta was played by Eric Young. Trying to comprehend any of this is beyond my capacities. I don't even get it in storyline. This tribute is supposed to make Sting mad? It's supposed to make him so mad he wants to beat up Anderson on PPV? Anderson and Young proceeded to have a comedy match. Anderson missed some splashes in the corner and went "WHOO!" It appears Eric thought this was bullshit and was going to leave. Let me repeat that. ERIC YOUNG THOUGHT THIS WAS BULLSHIT. THE GUY WHO WEARS TWO FUCKING FAKE BELTS AROUND ALL THE TIME THOUGHT THIS WAS TOO ABSURD TO BE A PART OF. I -- get ready -- HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW~!~!!~!!~!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It gets better. Anderson slapped him and a "real match" started. Tenay was telling us that we shouldn't underestimate Eric Young's ability. WE SHOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE ERIC YOUNG'S ABILITY? After all these fucking years of bullshit, NOW we're supposed to take him seriously. AND THEN ERIC FUCKING YOUNG WON. He hit the moonsault, then Gunner ran out for distraction. He only distracted the ref, though. Anderson wasn't distracted. Young then blew green mist in his eyes and pinned him with a small package. HE PINNED MR. ANDERSON. I wouldn't give two fucks about this if it was a bullshit mid-card angle on this show, BUT MR. ANDERSON IS CHALLENGING STING FOR THE TITLE ON THE NEXT SHOW. Gunner and Anderson beat up Eric afterwards until Sting made the save. This was the most mind-boggling booking in many, many years, even by Impact standards. Sweet fucking FUCK

[@Azreal231916]

@@Coolquip43 damn Bryan tell me how you really feel

[@tthomaselli2]

8:15-8:26.; I, personally couldn't agree, more with Bryan when he called that part "cop-out writing". I, personally hate the whole "The network gave me the power to do this."/etc. routine/dialogue/story-line that they always resort to in pro wrestling, as well.

[@cgvoxakis]

Interesting how Bryan now has no problems with the AEW comedy matches.

[@EvanSchatz]

"...and he does a Stinger Splash into the corner with no one there and he goes 'oh, my chest.' Then he does it into the other corner and he goes 'ohhhhhh, my chest.'" XD

[@tthomaselli2]

"It occurred to me, here that the 2 guys in the 2 biggest companies in America, right now that are getting the strongest pushes are Alex Riley & Crimson... Wrestling has passed me by.". --Vinny.

[@InternetHydra]

And I can’t decide if that’s worse then pushing the likes of Baron Corbin and Nia Jax...

[@rustedthunder6488]

At least Corbin has the makings of a good heel. Nia Jax however is a dangerous whale who I want off my tv as fast as possible.

[@Azreal231916]

@@rustedthunder6488 oh honey no baron Corbin had just the worst go away heat.

[@Azreal231916]

@@makeitthrough_ DUDE WHAT

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

I just youtube searched "VELVET SKY BAD" after hearing this and the 1st thing that came up was the brawl they described first hahahaha 7 minutes

[@LostOneOmega]

7 minutes of ODB and Velvet brawling

[@jaketno]

"The wacky backy cracky" Dammit Bryan shut up lol

[@DarthRevan823]

jaketno I love how he kept going with names for the move as Vinny is talking 😂

[@CCLonYT]

Three years later, neither Crimson nor Alex Riley are the stars they once were.

[@RudeBoyKyle94]

CCL on KZbin 1 Year later...Alex Riley has a few matches on NXT and is relevant for a while

[@EvanSchatz]

one more year later, Riley is gone

[@RudeBoyKyle94]

Very true

[@EvanSchatz]

I smell a new TNA champ....

[@superfalcoproducts]

CCL on KZbin 7 years later it's still on tv lol I love wcw

[@RudeBoyKyle94]

The first 10 seconds are gold

[@Alphonzo316]

Classic!

[@tthomaselli2]

8:25-8:43.; I like the "Beer Machine" name, too... I suggested it to a friend of mine while watching this episode of 'TNA Impact' & he thought it was funny.

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Beer Machine is a good name.

[@tthomaselli2]

8:36-8:42.: I liked the "Beer Machine" name, too.

[@megarudyray1]

Yes. Thx for the upload. These make my day too

[@tthomaselli2]

7:56-8:00.; Most episodes of 'WWE RAW' & this particular episode of 'TNA Impact', respectively in a nut-shell.

[@ChaosEmerald85]

"this show is wet shit"

[@CMXfan]

Thanks for the upload. Since they're talking about the network executive, did the infamous 'Guard Bird' episode air around the time this did?

[@dylanmeyers849]

I appreciate all these great classic bryan and vinny uploads, any possible way you could find some 2005 tna reviews they did too? I can't find any older reviews on KZbin from that span

[@thomasleffler6721]

I miss listening to these two man, but I can’t support the Observer site anymore, not when Dave & Bryan have turned their business model from “come get the latest news” to “hey AEW fans use this as your echo chamber”

[@krazyeman4]

@@thomasleffler6721 the problem is there is too much good free stuff out there. Plus there's no reason to subscribe for news because even if they break something and put it behind a paywall, just wait 5 minutes and go on Twitter.

[@dubsleffler7508]

The Scott was Scott Baio because that obviously gives Bischoff the rub as a real celebrity

[@ENTERPLAYSTUDIO]

Thanks dude... I can't find old Bryan & Vinny reviews on the torrent sites, so you and RandyHEADLOCKOrton are my primary source... the more the merrier :) LOVE these!

[@Wartypenis]

Thank you so much these rock

[@xGodofAcidx]

Bryan predicted AEW years in advance!

[@krazyeman4]

Yes, but not for a few more weeks

[@1236789100]

Please upload more of these episodes

[@cstring420]

speed through it, Vinny!

[@jerransperarman9411]

good review

[@DreFromMaine8472]

Wacky Backy Cracky!

[@thetruecish]

#WackyCracker

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

#WackyBackyCracky

[@deonteswanier6618]

They think we're clueless lmao