Kriegers Storm the Fortress | A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k

[@alexanderstanfield5845]

The enemy has us sourrounded... THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO RETREAT!

[@jakethesnake3593]

Good. Now u can fire in all directions.

[@alexanderstanfield5845]

Now we have them in place for arty

[@The19Scout97]

Hmmm, its as if I am looking into a mirror. xD

[@brandononianite3389]

"Hey, don't you think we're a bit light on AA?" "Nah, the Captain can pull double, he's about as effective as any autocannon." "He's using a pistol." "Yeah."

[@wilmagregg3131]

to be fair a bolter is more of a one handed automatic grenade launcher then a pistol

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

@@wilmagregg3131 Not really a grenade launcher, but more like a magazine fed micro rocket launcher.

[@idcgaming518]

@@enricopaolocoronado2511 so, pretty much a handheld railgun?

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

@@idcgaming518 The T'au already have those but for Imperial Forces, the closest they have to railguns would be things like the Grav-Weaponry or the Bolt Calivers used by the Custodes.

[@idcgaming518]

@@enricopaolocoronado2511 ah. So once again, the tau have the cool scifi weapon?

[@TheColdsuit]

Your ability to kill aircraft with a bolt pistol is impeccable.

[@welkingunther5417]

Honestly, Rimmy might as well be called a living AA or something at this point because goddamn

[@Aaron-io8vw]

Seriously I swear its almost once a video that he does that

[@gokbay3057]

He can kill aircraft with regular small arms too

[@welkingunther5417]

@@gokbay3057 Yeah, he definitely is sentient AA because that's just crazy

[@slyfoxcub6578]

@@welkingunther5417 *Techpriest curiosity noises*

[@thegeneralissimo470]

“Big fortress” Vraks would like to have a word with you. That big fortress is what most Kreigers would call “a light snack”

[@weldonwin]

And the siege of Vraks was a massive Fuster Cluck too

[@RimmyDownunder]

>siege of vraks >less brutal than WW2 lmao vraks is the worst lore GW has put out

[@raikbarczynski6582]

@@RimmyDownunder ahm id like to talk about primaris marines with you. they are the biggest pile of crap EVER. i mean.. super space marines? really? and was that the opening of stringstorms KRIEG at the beginning?

[@FREEK777ful]

So what exactly was wrong with The Siege of Vraks? I listened to Arch's series of it over the summer, but there was too much to remember, and I'm a fair noob when it comes to 40k knowledge. What I do know about it, is that of the three people that led the campaign, only one was truly competent, one was grossly inexperienced, and the other was so incompetent he let Chaos gain a foothold on the planet and was somehow not executed for it. Then there's the fact that the worshipers of Nurgle and Khorne were on the same planet but didn't really acknowledge each other's presence. Um what else...oh, space marines showed up a couple times but only seemed to cause more problems than anything.

[@RimmyDownunder]

@@FREEK777ful siege of vraks is described as this wildly intense, super apocalyptic battle with loads of death. Except that it was less bloody than WW2 and went on for 17 years instead of 6. It's just more GW being bad at numbers, their super wild meat grinder was literally a cake walk compared to an actual real life war.

[@JeffrevinYT]

1:10 "Just take cover, cause things are about to get boomy!" _throws grenade_ _building collapses_ "Got it!"

[@pawe1816]

That guardsman dying at 3:15 was so realistic.

[@elifoflygen8795]

He didn't die, he was still holding his gun, he was alive, just fell over.

[@gamergoblin69]

He went uncon I think (Unconcious)

[@maryjames8433]

Imersion surprisingly maintained.

[@kavehvahdat4577]

I just fell, nothing but a flesh wound!

[@pawe1816]

@@kavehvahdat4577 Of course! I expected no less from a krieg.

[@svalfish1716]

3:32 Rimmy's mastercrafted Boltpistol pistol 2 S4 AP0 D1. When targeting airborne units, this weapon automatically wounds on 2+, and its damage profile is changed to D6

[@Valsorayu]

the eldar are screaming

[@nerosfreak]

3:15 not a single cellphone in sight, just people living the moment!

[@templarhelmet3844]

These aren't true Kreigsmen, they keep being commended to "fall back"

[@brycezen1896]

Plus not a single shovel charge very upsetting 😂

[@gantzllat]

@@brycezen1896 Well to be fair, Kreigsmen need to be ordered to "fall back" if not, they are going to attempt hitting a titan with a shovel.

[@brycezen1896]

@@gantzllat to be fair Kreigsman would murder the commissar who made that order and then charge the Titan anyway.

[@gantzllat]

@@brycezen1896 No, after a few squads being sent to pleasure worlds for a month as punishment they won't

[@wilmagregg3131]

the vita wombs broke so the kreigers had no choice but to send a entire regeiment made up of all the people theyd normally have executed for incompetence to meet there quota

[@owenhammond1880]

"Volunteer" for the Guard they said it'll build character they said. They didn't say anything about warp possessed Lascannons and storming a 18th century looking star fortress. But at least it gives you life skills.

[@jdreyes3745]

Learning to tame your Lascannon is a valuable life skill, thank you very much.

[@owenhammond1880]

@@jdreyes3745 True.

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

You must volunteer because a few millenia ago some people of your planet betrayed the imperium, so your "punishment" for being born in that planet is to die fighting, you call that a punishment, that is an honor

[@owenhammond1880]

@@MiguelSanchezDelVillar Such is the life for a man from Krieg. Fighting for the Emperor to pay for the sins of a few men with hearts full of avarice. At least their good at what they do best.

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

Yes Inquisitor, this comment over here, this is the heretic

[@JeffrevinYT]

0:58 "The fog does not obscure us at all, open fire!" the enemy, probably: "THEY'RE ON THE HILLS!"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

"What the F is happening" Me watching every Rimmy vid

[@biteme6898]

hello dear leader

[@idcgaming518]

Hello. How are you kimmy?

[@JeffrevinYT]

7:04 "Goddamn it, the last thing I- the last thing I need to see right now is the lasgun roll into view. Do you need to put that on a leash?" lasgun: _barks_

[@MrRisenKill]

"I feel a very hostile working enviorment here" Welcome to the Deathcorps of Krieg, the hostileties end with your life!

[@aerohillsteele310]

if you aren't leading the death charge you are a cowered

[@mikazukiaugus8218]

"hey wheres the damn lascannon?" "its taking a walk?"

[@joshuapowell6822]

mikazuki augus No no, it’s just reenacting Princess Bride.

[@slyfoxcub6578]

Look, if the Machine Spirit wants walkies, it gets walkies. Or we'll be down a lascannon for the foreseeable future.

[@idcgaming518]

@@slyfoxcub6578 what, is the machine spirit a dog or something?

[@EPIC2X_]

@@idcgaming518 The machine spirit is whatever it wants to be. Are you questioning the machine spirit?

[@idcgaming518]

@@EPIC2X_ no, no.

[@Dafeaz]

"The best abridged series" *Andrew WK's "Party Hard" stops*

[@justanastartes9198]

that's the moment you know someone never binged watched hellsing abridged

[@n8wulfcommander207]

SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainments stops

[@RimmyDownunder]

Look Hellsing I'll give you (which I've watched) cause it's great, but sorry lads, PurpleEyesWTF stands out far above the rest. Hellsing is easily my second. SAO though? Jesus, why do people even like that?

[@jimmyseaver3647]

@@RimmyDownunder Probably because the original series is just that mediocre.

[@justanastartes9198]

@@RimmyDownunder I mean I am just discovering purple eyes by binging it, but as much as the individual joke are great, as a parody Hellsing is above overall (especially the voice acting)

[@ocoilau8621]

Death Corps Guardsmen: Kriegsmen... *_SHOVELS OUTTTTTTTTTTTT_* Commissar: hold up

[@arandominternetperson437]

"Hey I need help" "i can't I'm buying clothes"

[@jimmyseaver3647]

"Alright, then hurry up and come over here."

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@jimmyseaver3647 "I can't find them"

[@felipeboero2532]

" What do you mean you can't find them?"

[@arandominternetperson437]

"I mean I can't find them"

[@noneedtoknow07]

There's only soup.

[@JeffrevinYT]

2:22 "Bottom left, turn left and down!" _cannon flips and rolls_ "OY VEY! Cool flip, bro!" Well, he did say 'turn left and down'.

[@Wisehowlgames]

The perfect video to watch to cure my depression for the Krieg nerfs.

[@sturm9087]

I was waiting for someone to mention that

[@wilmagregg3131]

is that why i havent seen a krieg army in forever?

[@scottland8698]

@@wilmagregg3131 well, probably not as these are NEW nerfs

[@vojtechpeterka1929]

Was looking for this comment....up with you and F in the chats

[@diongallagher6605]

The Only thing that would Make that Campfire scene better would be if there was a random sword sticking out of the fire, #DarkSouls Style.

[@wilmagregg3131]

i also love how at first it seems like there screwing around which is very unkreig like only to realise they had a actuall lore reason to sit around a camp fire

[@oscarlundberg7462]

And a guitarplayer playing while others drink vodka and eat bread near the campfire, #STALKER style.

[@vojtaliska1430]

Melody from 'Krieg' by Stringstorm in the intro was a nice touch. However, 'Light 'em up, boys!' is not propper Krieg terminology.

[@11Survivor]

Pretty sure, "fall back" is not even a phrase in Kriegsman low gothic.

[@vojtaliska1430]

@@11Survivor Sure there is. There's a big difference between sarcrifice and suicide. Only one of those serves the Emperor.

[@dragonbrawl9]

@@vojtaliska1430 Pretty sure Kriegsmans' whole thing is their willingness to sacrifice themselves for the emperor, to the point where their commissars have to hold back their troops from essentially killing themselves.

[@laserbeampussydestroyer6279]

@@dragonbrawl9 They wouldn't have a fierce reputation if all they did was march forward like lemmings and sit in the danger zone. They must have a concept for "move back" lol.

[@mrwri]

Daily reminder that the Krieg homeworld is just one continuous spiraling trenchline encircling the entire planet over and over.

[@aerohillsteele310]

Trench is our home

[@SwagMessiahOfficial]

Me literally after any joke Rimmy makes: I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN

[@Nomand55]

"The enemy has us surrounded, Now they have nowhere to retreat." is the most DKK thing ever. It's also metal AF.

[@JeffrevinYT]

6:48 "Lads, the dam! Towards the dam, dickheads!" "The dam! 'he tham!" "Shut up, Rimmy!" _karma_ "Ah! The dam's damgerous!" Well, he didn't learn anything.

[@JeffrevinYT]

6:26 "Oh, we're taking fire, protect me! Protect your lieutenant!" me, imagining trenchgun placing standing human meat shields in front of him:

[@scottland8698]

Nice to see someone showing krieg some love. *glares at GW Viciously*

[@wasd4071]

"We're under fire! protect me, protect your lieutenant!" That is the most generic Officer thing to do, especially with the trench talk.

[@Seilfemit]

The average las cannon recoils backward, but in typical Kreig fashion, their cannons advance

[@RichtorGroude1828]

remmy has been blessed by the holy god-emperor to take down heretic and xenos aircraft each with but a simple bolt pistol

[@mitchellmitting6678]

AA battery that is Rimmy. Also, these aren't modern Kriegers, they have too many emotions to be Kriegers. Must be post-nuking Krieg but before they win Krieg back.

[@toledochristianmatthew9919]

Or probably decendants of krieg guardsmen or these are guardsmen from another world that uses krieg gear. I mean many worlds use cadian gear. Some qirkds would use krieg gear as well.

[@dancingpickleproductions7772]

Funny how this comes out after FW massacred the model range.

[@ikiwel]

That's exactly what I was thinking. They're either planning a full plastic reboot of the whole Guard range, or they're killing the Guard

[@lewhanwen4302]

@@ikiwel Probably the latter because who wants to be limp dick mook Imperial guard when you can be cool spes marshenn

[@teecee1827]

@@ikiwel in the grim darkness of the 9th edition, everything will be space marines.

[@ikiwel]

@@teecee1827 Grey plastic intercessors fighting only other grey plastic intercessors. Truly what the god emperor intended

[@dancingpickleproductions7772]

@@ikiwel That first one sounds too hopeful. I don’t think they’re killing the guard either though. Just neglecting it.

[@malarkthemad4300]

Perfectly timed for tabletop Krieg going to the big Squat party in the sky

[@weldonwin]

Its Vostroyans who are Space Gopniks, Kriegers are Germans with a massive martyrdom complex and zero emotions

[@malarkthemad4300]

@@weldonwin I was referiing to the fact that GW has discontinued the Forge World Krieg models. "Squatted" is a 40K term for cancelled, refering to the space dwarfs they had in the 90's, which where cancelled, and where called "squats"

[@weldonwin]

@@malarkthemad4300 Which is ironic, since there have been rumbling rumors that the Squats may be being brought back

[@malarkthemad4300]

@@weldonwin aye, there is now I believe one canon squat character, a bounty hunter in necromunda

[@weldonwin]

@@malarkthemad4300 There is apparently also a teaser at the end of the Psychic Awakening book, where an Adeptus Mechanicus vessel is sending a distress call that they are under attack by a vessel that is using some kind of gravity weapon, that they recognize the configuration and markings, but its impossible, they were wiped out long ago and finished with "By the Omnissiah, its the Squ..."

[@kommando293]

Everyone in chat: True Kriegsman only go forward! For the Emperor! Me, an intellectual: Well actually they’ll go forward but they don’t like needless sacrifice, aka Suicide. You may die in droves but it’s for a good cause. Charging a titan is not one.

[@basedeltazero714]

"Get the fuck back, it is a Titan, you are not going to do shit to it." - Sad Krieg Noises "...we're calling in artillery hell" - Jubilant Krieg Squeeing

[@carcosian]

Dying for the glory of the Emperor is a good cause.

[@kommando293]

@@carcosian it is.. But Krieg officers still don’t like taking unnecessary losses when possible... which also is why their commissars keep their men from charging to early, instead of urging them.

[@carcosian]

@@kommando293 The thing is, for Krieg "unnecessary" is very different to that of a normal person. I would say marching alongside tanks so that you get shelled instead of them is unnecessary, but for Krieg officers that's a sound strategy.

[@kommando293]

@@carcosian even I know that’s a necessary sacrifice by Krieg standards. Because HEAT hurts tanks more than infantry. What I’m getting at is while game and books probably don’t really show off this sorta mentality well... I do know ArchWarhammers series of the Siege of Vraks does show it quite interestingly

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

This is what really goes on when you camp with the bois

[@biteme6898]

why are you everywhere i go

[@ayakaasama]

Never clicked off a tomboy doujin so fast

[@k0749]

I remember Watching this Stream And i just realised its So much different afterwards seeing the different sides of the battle

[@AceOfBlackjack]

The sky is fearful of rimmy, the living AA gun.

[@dudeinadoughboy4327]

He's required to receive a blessing from the Tech Adepts before deploying to the field

[@AceOfBlackjack]

@@dudeinadoughboy4327 They ask him that.

[@beneaston3362]

Rip my actual death korps army on the tabletop in 40k. Most of the units are now gone

[@nightlock826]

These are the happiest kriegers I have ever seen

[@lavaavalon]

"Hostile work environment" yeah there is a guy there shooting at you, a valkyrie bombarding us and a titan waking up, yes quite hostile

[@cogboy3587]

Hey Rimmy, another great ARMA vid from you. After seeing what GW did to the Forgeworld indexes for 9th, removing much of the DKoK units, I'm glad you released this.

[@ladywaffle2210]

3:57 You know, this is exactly what got Commisars executed for cowardice, Rimmy.

[@phantomkrieger2744]

3:56, “Commisar Rimmy are you telling us guardsmen from Krieg TO FALL BACK. SALVATION IN DEATH FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!!”

[@kriegsmensoldier8996]

We're the Death Korps of Krieg, son. Did you think that was just a pretty name? We never retreat. We fight and we die, that's the Krieg way.

[@aesthetics8230]

"And now go die over there,and take some Heretics with you."

[@nickpelchat1631]

RIP DKOK in 40k. They lost like half of their stuff

[@TumchieTheScot]

The Stringstorm during the intro was a nice touch. Good to see someone else that loves their music.

[@hisholinesslordpotato]

"I don't know about you guys but i feel very hostile environment here" "we've seen worse" exactly

[@Firebolt193]

''The best abridged series of all time'' Huh, never heard anything about a soup store skit in Hellsing Abridged :)

[@cameronmanchester7794]

There’s also no such skit in SAO Abridged

[@RimmyDownunder]

@@cameronmanchester7794 imagine having taste this bad

[@Firebolt193]

@@RimmyDownunder o o f

[@RimmyDownunder]

@@Firebolt193 oh no hellsing is great but SAO can suck my left nut. Hellsing would be my top if the man PurpleEyesWTF didn't exist.

[@Firebolt193]

@@RimmyDownunder Whats wrong with him?

[@papasadfather4192]

Any hidden rivers in this one?

[@Miguel-bc8ji]

N-Nani? Kawa?

[@smugron1101]

I love how he uses StringStorm's song about Krieger's. It fits perfectly.

[@pikachewie1124]

I just wanna say Rimmy, watching your videos just cheers me up , and honestly keep up the good work, they’ve never failed to cheer me up and you’re just an amazing youtuber/streamer. Keep it up.

[@kriegsmensoldier8996]

Bust out your shovels, boys it's siege time!

[@deathbytouch4252]

The death korps of krieg just got screwed on table top

[@hansyolo8277]

Good to see Krieg getting love when GW is not giving a bunch of Krieg units datasheets in the new FW book.

[@TheOdst219]

And people say Kriegers don't have a sense of humor!

[@wilsonminerman]

looks like the emperor is getting his fill 'entertainment' today...

[@caddywampusjim5901]

Imagine throwing away your existence as a devout citizen of the Imperium just to get smoked by a Space Krout in an actively rolling lascannon.

[@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251]

Rimmy, just so you know, you're now obligated to shoot any enemy aircraft that's inside your range, be it either with long weaponry, or anything else. You're a goddamned walking AA gun. Brings me memories of playing BF2.

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

*Happy Shovel Noises* Man, the memes are enough of a reason the kriegs are the finest units of the imperial guards.

[@DefyingPenguin]

7:34 Rimmy you can't tell kreigsmarines to "get back" they don't do that you need to tell them to "Go fowards in the opposite direction"

[@happyhydralisk6885]

"Hold on, hold on..." *Unfolds script* "Uuuh... Uh huh... uh huh... Right. The enemy has us surrounded, they have nowhere to retreat."

[@todo9633]

Radio Guy: "The video thing with clothes at the soup store" Me: "Ah I see you're a man of culture as well"

[@HamisGood12]

“Death is ultimately service to the emperor and the more enemies that die by your shovel the better.” Some krieg soldier

[@idcgaming518]

Sounds like if the soldier from tf2 joined the imperium.

[@civilrebel3743]

Through our pile of corpses! Wait a second where’s your shovels

[@MehnixIsThatGuy]

POV you're a death korps of Krieg guardsman storming the Forgeworld HQ to rescue your brothers in arms who just got deleted from existence

[@shotgunfullofspiders1223]

I knew Rimmy had to have watched Code Ment. What an absolute legend

[@inquisitordave2751]

Nobody: The Krieg: YOU TAKE HERESY THAT BACK BEFORE I MAKE THE SOMME LOOK LIKE A JOKE

[@GaldirEonai]

5:06 cuts out the best response: "So...not english, then?" :P

[@lulzalfest]

iunno maybe just me but I think making fun of the way someone speaks.. that and the rimmy making fun of "dam" is pretty ignorant. Unless the guy was putting on a fake accent in the first place.

[@iplaygames8090]

3:38 ahh yes i see somebody studied the husite tactic of WAGENBURG.

[@imperialfist2304]

Hey here’s a joke, 4 regiments of Kriegers walk into a bar, 3 troopers walk out really sad.

[@markusreed5447]

Because 1 Regiment got to die

[@aerohillsteele310]

@@markusreed5447 Death is what we want

[@Beanie28]

3 come out? Who was slacking and survived

[@aerohillsteele310]

@@Beanie28 they will be executed

[@deadtempleknight.6332]

That Lascannon was not falling, he was charging the enemies of our Holy Emperor, praise be.

[@Minecraftingization]

Ayyyyyyy, looking forward to this watch

[@diongallagher6605]

Also, it would be great if the next Fustercluck took place either in an 19th Century Star Fort, a WWI-style Wasteland/Battlefield, or both idea's at once.

[@ryanmerow2874]

these Arma 3 vids never cease to bring joy

[@JeffrevinYT]

4:52 "I'm on me fooking period, yeah? Leave me alone!"

[@Dragonspirit223]

I legit almost teared up when I heard the piano in the first 15 seconds. Blast you, you magnificent fools, you misguided heroes, you beautiful bastards. You made me care about a bunch of teenagers in gas masks, where they are designated numbers rather than names, and where their zealotry rivals that of the insane Sisters of Battle.

[@Broken-cassettes]

It was because of me watching Rimmy's 40k ops (at least I think, because... Algorithm lol) that I was recommended the Astartes series. I watched that and just got intrigued by the 40k universe and have been watching Lore videos from Luetin ever since. I'm now really excited for the Darktide game to come out.

[@michaelinsertname2913]

Oh uploaded four minutes ago! Not for months ago. I was like "krieg storm a fortress" I feel like I would remember that!

[@anoninunen]

Rimmy's Flustercluck Bingo: Armored vehicle randomly becomes airborne Friendly artillery rolls over Rimmy downs an airplane with a couple of pistol shots Suddenly a tank The military sing-a-long Everyone suffers mortal wounds at least twice "Do you even have a drivers license?"

[@lightninpharoah]

like 7:00 ish, Rimmy experiences the bane of all Death Korps Kommisars which is trying to get your suicidal men to fall back from their fighting position to prevent them from Bayonet Charging a fucking titan.

[@Man_of_Krieg]

DO I HEAR KRIEG BY STRINGSTORM IN THE INTRO? EMPEROR BLESS THIS MAN!

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

Thanks for the birthday gift Rimmy!

[@JeffrevinYT]

6:15 They're getting smarter!

[@bensarchminion]

The Mechanicus really needs to start giving Kreig some stakes to keep their lasgun gun emplacements from falling over in the wind.

[@Whale_stream]

never been jumpscared by a fuckin' titan before, lmao

[@asingularkriegsman3316]

But...*visible confusion*.... No.... No mindless.....mindless charges..... Massive casualties......krieg.....

[@shmee123ful]

Rimmy: that's a big fortress Excited gas mask noises

[@tadhgmcelligott3693]

8 and a half minutes, really rimmy? Anyone else remember when these were 30-35 minutes long.

[@caesarin0]

to this day, I still don't know shit about 40k, not even a teensy bit. But, I'm just happy to be here!

[@Star5aII]

Dear Emperor, those death korps must send back to Krieg for “re-education”.

[@jonnarterius3163]

Just noticed the Stringstorm song in the intro, nice touch!

[@helghastunit7363]

I find it funny how Rimmy tried to shoot that guy that told him to shut up but got shot instead, lmao.

[@railgunraider2638]

at 5:37 when you were about to crash into the rock the news on the tv started to play ymca

[@clumsycommissar5260]

These are the only Kriegers I’ve ever seen with a sense of self preservation. As you can see, they didn’t need their commissar to keep them from running off a cliff!

[@mtf-epislon9555]

**Trench Warfare Noises**

[@hazardgaming1709]

I feel attacked, I was on my period which I feel is perfectly reasonable during a 40K Operation.

[@revdaddy6934]

In Warhammer, who isn't on their period

[@TwoMikesProductions]

We kept getting a glitch when we tried the 40k mod that meant that anything but Cadian uniforms made you completely invulnerable to any damage. Literally anything. Ejected from a mile up, fine. Warhound titan splatting you.... fine. Just couldnt take any damage in any of the uniforms! Like an invulnerability glitch or something.

[@FreedomFighterEx]

*Rimmy aim at the aircraft Aircraft : *chuckle* I'm in danger