WEST GERMAN BLITZKRIEG | A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 Global Mobilization

It's been a while since I commanded tanks, but what a brilliant op to do it in. Those East Germans were just lining up to be knocked out, and we didn't lose a single tank until we ran into their secret weapon - the Wipperau.
What unit/clan is this?
This is my unit, the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. It can be found in the discord: / discord
We've got a poster of us now too, done by an amazing artist: store.yogscast.com/Cadian-Poster
What is this mod?
This was the Creator DLC for ArmA 3 called Global Mobilization - Cold War Germany, and can be found here: store.steampowered.com/app/10...
Are you SovietWomble?
I wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. I try to put out a video every three days, hence why not every single video will be a Fustercluck or not as long or detailed as I'd like. Time constraints are a problem.
Music:
Earthbound - 53 - Sanctuary Guardian
ES_When in Bavaria - Trabant 33
ES_If You Wanna Go (Instrumental Version) - Sleepaway Camp
Yakuza Kiwami OST - 06 Flirt With Bomb
ES_You Slow Me Down - River Foxcroft
Game:
store.steampowered.com/app/10...
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Discord:
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Second Channel w/ Full Stream VODs:
/ @rimmyjerrybeansman
#globalmobilization #arma #fustercluck

[@kaeskawood9020]

A river or irrigation canal not appearing on a map is, unironically, highly immersive in the literal and figurative sense.

[@hawkshot867]

"Leo of the lake, what is your wisdom?" "Mark the damn rivers."

[@85gamingwot55]

Bren H. 😂 😂 😂 Only at miller grove 💥 ❤️ 😂 😂 😂

[@flamingrubys11]

i mean i doubt anyone had encountered it before hand

[@rifqitaqiuddin]

i see those Soviet Maskirovska is well Modelled in the GM mod.

[@AV--G]

Ngl that Leo screeching to a halt in front of the helicopter was some badass shit tbh

[@Defox03]

yeah that scene was awesome

[@simonf823]

That was some proper defensive big cat shit too, I fuckin loved it

[@openthinker6562]

Imagine that in real life. You’re shot down and in enemy territory, and a friendly tank swerves in to protect you.

[@JainZar1]

@@openthinker6562 It's also pretty realistic compared to what a Leo can do IRL, the 60 km/h over terrain is listed for uneven ground. If you have flat ground a Leo can easily drive 100 km/h without destroying it's crew and suspension. A buddy of mine once saw a Leo2 drive at least 120 km/h on a road.

[@Paveway-chan]

Yeah, that's when you cue the *DEJAVU* eurobeat

[@armybaka7804]

Recon seems to be doing what it does best, leaving out the most important terrain features and letting the infantry and armor find out. Rest in piece my MRAP getting stuck in a "Valley" of water.

[@MrZaranthan]

It's a damp valley.

[@Snakebiteloo]

Flooding....

[@accountname9506]

What is that PFP from? I swear I know it from somewhere, but I might just be retarded.

[@RedARMA]

This route is "green" It was black very black

[@missturbo1631]

They cleared the bridge for you ;p

[@business3173]

ahh yes the most formidable opponent for any modern mbt, W A T E R

[@command_unit7792]

Russians:"Nato Tanks can't swim,While our tanks dance in the water!"

[@minhducnguyen674]

@@command_unit7792 Plus, gun depression are for the decadent capitalistic west. Russian tanks are always happy to serve the motherland

[@Mega_21]

Why do you think the Americans fight in desert countries so often?

[@TheDAWinz]

Leopard 1s and modern dont belong in the same sentence lol

[@TheArklyte]

@@TheDAWinz I'd rather call modernized Leo1 modern then such evolutionary dead ends like Challenger 2 and Abrams A2(original one was somewhat good for its time though).

[@thebladeofchaos]

Rimmy that's not what they mean by 'Wet Ammo Rack'

[@LMG3864]

Always remember Chapter 6 of The Art of War: "Therefore, just as water retains no constant shape So in warfare there are no constant conditions" From now on, stay alert for riverbank ambushes.

[@FlyingMonkeyDeathGod]

The traditional reading of riverbank ambushes is ambushes that take place where the ambushing party makes use of the cover provided by a riverbank. In this case the meaning is ambush performed by a riverbank.

[@flamingrubys11]

i like to modernize that as "not all maps are constantly updated dipshitsz also be prepped tOK throw your plans out the window"

[@Paveway-chan]

3:36 "Oh bugger, the tank is on fire- wait, no, it's sinking, just as bad!"

[@federicofiordelli104]

Company of heroes 2 reference or am i going crazy?

[@steakthedoggaming5333]

My first instinct it to say Drachenfel or The Cheiftan.

[@weldonwin]

@@steakthedoggaming5333 Drachinifel just does ships, so definitely The Cheiftan. This is what Drachinifel would call "Suffering a Terminal Existence Failure"

[@Paveway-chan]

@@federicofiordelli104 It's the Chieftain. He goes "Oh bugger, the tank is on fire" and times himself for how quick he can get out of it to save his life

[@federicofiordelli104]

@@Paveway-chan oh, i didnt ever hear about the chieftain, Company of heroes 2's british advisor says that when a Brit tank dies, Often when sending a cromwell against a P4 and for some reason doing shit against it.

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

3:31 congratulations, you're the second German in history to park a tank in a body of water.

[@mass8175]

Oh panzer of the lake impart thy wisdom to us

[@marcelinio9988]

Oh no depositing heavily armoured units in bodies of water is a German pastime that can be traced all the way back to the Tutonik Order.

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

@@mass8175 *dark skinned tomboys are national treasures and red headed tomboys are more rare than a chance at first contact with aliens*

[@einfangirl2351]

Arnold Schwarzenegger did the same when he was in the military (they really hated him that's probably why they let him go even tho his contract didn't run out)

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

@@marcelinio9988 especially ice-cold water.

[@girthquakr]

"Leave the flying to us" lmao. You and Hawk were badass, the skrrt in front of the helicopter and the heli taking out tanks left and right was sick. The AA was awesome as well

[@ChrisWithAKubeGaming]

when Hawk was crashing, I stayed in the cockpit to figure out where we were, thought we had landed in enemy territory, then got out to see Rhino right in front of us, i didnt even see the skid lol good fun being Rhino's repair pilot

[@girthquakr]

@@ChrisWithAKubeGaming Wait, were you the pilot?

[@Pizzaman-ii9cd]

Hey Long Caster... there Borger

[@imperialfist2304]

When you Blitzkrieg so fast you’re only stopped by ramming into a river: Erwin Rommel: suffering from success

[@SJMORG]

Damm straight

[@nomnomxddd7341]

This is funny because Rommel was stopped by the Maas river and couldn't bother to wait for the Pontoon bridges so he crossed the river with ferry boats This was a very risky manoeuvre but it gave him massive advantage

[@alexknj1]

Shame, I wanted to see Rimmy's reaction to 'please leave the flying to us'

[@skybreak0675]

same

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

It's a shame we never learned about this grand event in history class. The history books want to censor Rimmy

[@benadryl988]

*TOMBOYS ARE IN YOUR AREA" Rimmy:

[@Andron152]

Where

[@mgunter]

Rimmy: "I am speed."

[@ChrisWithAKubeGaming]

The great German Leopard, fighting on land, in the sea and in the air. (Effectiveness may vary)

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

we will never know what the germans are putting in those tanks

[@breathebot3549]

The "Leave the flying to us" was a good line

[@thatponybro6940]

Rimmy: *uploads a Fustercluck* Me: oh boi, another hot mess to enjoy

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Horse

[@joaogomes9405]

1:58 seems like someone loaded their G3 with the depleted uranium rounds

[@weldonwin]

That or Bolter Rounds

[@Starcatplays]

WHERE

[@ken9277]

There?

[@mikd157]

E

[@fujiwater7715]

MAN EVER SINCE HE REALEASED THE SNIPPET OF THIS VIDEO IVE BEEN WAITING, GOD BLESS YOU RIMMY

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

I really like how you put your leopard into a situation where it can demonstrate it's biggest advantage- Speed. You also demonstrated the value of correct scouting, and the reason we still have armored recovery vehicles ;)

[@lucaswallace7476]

4:30 Guepard Salvages! Your tank back from underwater guaranteed in less than 2 minutes or your money back.

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

But of course, given the width and depth, that was no river: it was clearly a canal. Back when recon came by a year ago, they had drained it to repair one of the banks downstream. This year it is nice and wet. And deep enough to admit ships. Presumably they will have to drain it later on this year to drag out all the sunken armour lost in the waterways. Presumably they will finally out weigh the number of bicycles they dragged out last time

[@DZ-1987]

I enjoy how he either had time to say "What? A river?" In japanese, or It was just instinct to say it in Japanese. Either way, Japanese.

[@TheLeaderX1]

i think that was post editing

[@DZ-1987]

@@TheLeaderX1 The VOD holds the answers we are looking for. I just can't be bothered to go look for it.

[@mindthehubris573]

Huh, I don’t remember this episode of Girls Und Panzer

[@KingDerpy13]

Foehammer: *is a pilot* Every Halo Player: *war flashbacks to Combat Evolved* Foehammer's helicopter: *gets shot down* Every Halo Player: *cries while having war flashbacks*

[@vixtheflyingfox]

Big props to the pilot for recovering from that. Most would've just smashed into the ground, but he managed to pull a nice soft landing!

[@Havlock]

I just KNOW that there has to have been a tank IRL that drove full speed into a river due to their battle plan being based on a bad map like in this video. Though, it prolly would have had to be in conjunction with bad visibility, like from fog, so the tank crew didn't see the river until it was too late to stop.

[@theholyinquisition389]

Well, at the Battle of Prokhorovka soviet tanks drove into their own anti tank ditch because no one told them it was there, thats the closest real life example I know of.

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

Had a buddy who served in Iraq who did it but with a Stryker, and also it was a canal that had been filled with sewage after the local plumbing broke down. I assume the recovery team was NOT happy about that part.

[@jankosi6882]

3:31 rimmy casually flexing his japanese. Botan Collab when.

[@Number1Rival]

Tank: *starts breaking laws of physics Nonchalant Rimmy: "Well, I'm in the sky."

[@meeperdudeify]

That's just tuesday in Arma

[@command_unit7792]

He is used to Xeno techno-Heresy...

[@Kataphract370]

4:09 This is what scouts are for.

[@Delta547]

1:00 That's terrible fate that awaits us all at certain age. That day when you just can't raise your machinegun...

[@fabianmichaelgockner5988]

3:58 Rimmy... I am a fully democratic German person and I give you a little lesson of trick-.. I mean reading a map. If there is a black name on a map that appears only once than it is a Town, Village or City name. If there is a BLUE NAME that APPEARS MULTIPLE TIMES (!!!!) alongside two depth diagonal red lines then it is a RIVER. (Also the Name Wipperau appeared in the loading Screen where it says that it is a River going through *THE ENTIRE MAP!!!!!*) *NEXT TIME READ YOU BAFFOON!!!!*

[@dronz3881]

The scouting team should've marked the river on the map, but didn't. Because scouts always leave out the most important things.

[@vixtheflyingfox]

@@dronz3881 We did mark it actually :) Also that's just how some maps are.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Because nothing says river like a pair of *RED* lines.

[@vixtheflyingfox]

@@DIEGhostfish Its just different map styles. That stuff isn’t fully standardized even among NATO nations.

[@malomalovids]

3:00 Rimmy's driver realizes his true calling and joins the Girls Und Panzer league with a 10-point Leopard drift.

[@TheSkelman]

I never knew Rhino's both swim and fly, at least this Rhino does.

[@ISAF_Ace]

at 6:19 Rimmy is unhappy with the enemy's state of resistance

[@thepissedoffcombinesoldier7853]

Tank marked “racism 1” exists. Me: B E A U T I F U L

[@JeffrevinYT]

1:03 “I pull the machine gun out, and it just looks down, and I can’t raise the machine gun, they broke the bracket.” Relatable. Feels bad for the machine gun.

[@theinquisitionsparrot6749]

(Ghost Division intensifies)

[@bloodprince9779]

this was actually very cool, a lot more tactical compared to other ops, atleast in regards to cool moments and everyone seeming to have their shit together with strats

[@madlysoldier5143]

Look below you... Tank-CHANNN!!!

[@Planefan1000]

3:30 I like how Rimmy just throws in a _Yakuza_ reference. "何?! 川?!"

[@soviet_tank_lover]

Everyone gangsta till Unsere Panzerdivision plays

[@mydogme4501]

6:44 “I’m high and I don’t feel very mighty.”

[@Storyteller543]

"Hans, did you get ze panzerfäust?" "Nein, I got ze panzer division."

[@TheLeaderX1]

its kinda funny that Rimmy's first instinct when he realized the tank is sinking is to say "hold"

[@monolithranger2950]

That heli pilot who got the thing such a soft landing after taking that kind of damage and flying upside down? Total fucking Chad.

[@holzinternet1507]

Epic... as always. I like this scenario. Nice Tanks, nice weapons. Used them too. The Heckler & Koch G3 is a beast to shoot with. 7.62mm for the win !

[@teodorogerald]

Remember how South and North Korea blasted music at each other? What if East and West Germany played Erika at each other

[@TheSkelman]

Oh damn, never clicked on a vid this fast.

[@airagor9356]

(German Shouting Intensifies)

[@TheSkelman]

@@airagor9356 *Ghost division intensifies*

[@kitkun7669]

I like how Tobi breaks his legs and Rimmy immediate reaction is to point and laugh

[@ravencomplex1129]

This is one of the coolest eras to theorize about warfare, Europe during the cold war, especially the 50's and 60's. Devastating weapons of war but still weak enough to make the battle interesting.

[@ger5956]

Don’t forget to like and comment to appease the almighty algorithm 😄

[@notactuallyADJ]

You know you f*cked up when your German Tank Commander starts speaking JAPANESE

[@CowMan17]

2:26 for a minute we watched German Black Hawk Down. I am happy

[@Le_Fenix]

props to the helo pilot landing that, that was amazing

[@InfectedZealot]

That helicopter recovery and landing though! For what look liked a direct or at least glancing hit, that was an excellent recovery.

[@bribizlegaming6678]

Rimmy, i had an idea for a Warhammer 40k mission. The first Tyranid war. Everyone plays as a spacemarine, no respawning, vs tyrindis. Think it would be awesome. Though i dont know how hard it is to make a misson, or make this one specifically soo....

[@seand.g423]

Wait... does TiOW even _have_ nids yet? 🤔

[@SirAroace]

Clip I made during the streem: clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticHyperKumquatDendiFace

[@spectralassassin6030]

Going through a mental breakdown right now and this makes me feel better so thank you.

[@crimsonquill4255]

"Well I'm in the sky". This man's been arma launched so much, it ain't even a surprise anymore.

[@Basedweaboo]

That Yakuza meme. Im wheezing

[@Mrtuttz]

had down under play on my spotify and managed to sync it to the end of the video, pretty neat.

[@one-eyed-dragon]

"Panzer of the river, what is your wisdom?" "DONT TRUST THE FUCKING MAPS"

[@bek3243]

Me and the boys in Fulda Gap

[@Venflon_Stalker]

Oh my god what a video! It was amazing! I need more!

[@GaldirEonai]

That was a fun one to watch. There was a whole saga with the logi team he complains about at 6:12 too. At one point he had to commandeer a jeep to race after them because they'd driven off again without actually fixing the tank they'd been called for :D.

[@alexerny5552]

River: Hey. Rimmy: Hey. ... Rimmy: W H A T?

[@therogue353]

I tuned into the stream just in time to see them ramp into the river and let me tell you, that was some magical shit

[@IG88TheRobot]

The Campaign for Global Mobile is really hard, especially with tank missions. I still love the assets and map that came with the dlc. Well worth it.

[@azraelsaint499]

3:02 That drift into position was smooth as fuck

[@ethanhatcher5533]

I love the cold war content, this and Purple Heart crossing

[@leobloodlight7258]

Damn. The river is a whole lot deep then you'd think. I almost choked on my drink after I realized. XD

[@ShawnTheWhat]

Oh another ARMA video to watch right after school

[@basti2850]

They say rimmy is still wondering *where?*

[@Tarnfalk]

Got to say that I love GM. The stuff in it is so high quality

[@ARCCommanderOrar]

Always a pleasure Rimmy

[@penguinsentinel8508]

These operations always look like such good fun.

[@Darkoriax17]

3:28 I hear Yakuza music, now the thumbnail makes sense.

[@joaorafaelmachado3487]

I wish i had ArmA 3 Great video man

[@kingj1728]

3:30 Wipperau : *RIMMY-CHAN* !

[@Gabriel-br4qe]

next time remember to ask for Poseidon's blessing upon thy military hardware

[@Kaarl_Mills]

3:29 RIMMY-CHAN! *GORO MAJIMA* *LORD OF THE HIDDEN RIVER*

[@josephmontanaro2350]

the BTR takes me back to Arma 2 wasteland, we once found one half dead on a road side, engine gone, tires gone, charred but still intact, the physics let you just kind of drop it in ways you shouldn't so we used it like a damn drop pod, into the redfor base, KPVT and PKT blazing and full of infantry, we repaired it late on and used it as a normal APC until it got destroyed delivering people to an AI mission by 2 independent faction players with a M47 and a Lada :D

[@RaxusXeronos]

Nice Yakuza reference with the river.

[@joshmorton3392]

Loving the Yakuza reference at 3:30

[@vanguardian1368]

"Rhino please leave the fying to us" i died lol

[@aetherdraw1281]

Finally, the full video of the NANI?! KAWA?!

[@Kyrine]

The river trailer was great but this, of course, was better.

[@Andrei_Arreglo]

rimmy's fusterclucks and soviet's bullshitteries excellent

[@jonaseckert6926]

i love how one of your tank players is wearing a feldjäger uniform which is the military police of the german army

[@gokbay3057]

I really like use of animal names for units, it was cool. Also Germans have great sense in naming armoured vehicles. Panther, Tiger, Leopard, Gepard (Cheetah) Seriously naming military vehicles after predators is top tier aesthetics.

[@awesomeswordsman421]

0:04 Genuinely scared the shit out of me

[@vizo1715]

damn that Crash Landing of the Helicopter was the best one I've ever seen

[@superbux4523]

Tanks can fly ;) it brings a tear to the eye

[@ZetaOmega1456Gamma]

"Rimmy Uploads" Me: ok What went weird this time?!

[@tonyc.1013]

I never knew you played yakuza and now I’m happy I know

[@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059]

I fucking died in the beginning when the tank drove into the river.🤣🤣🤣

[@fateunknown9]

Commisariat Rimmy has arrived!

[@tjwolsey1488]

wowzers