I conquered the world and lost my mind... (Don't try)

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kristibbs

kristibbs

5 ай бұрын

42 hours..... for 50$
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#strategy #hoi4 #luxembourg #worldconquest

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@leontes
@leontes 5 ай бұрын
I felt physical pain when you never used battle plans on belgium. Planning bonus is super important.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
I forgot
@phonzell4755
@phonzell4755 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy bro forgor ☠
@sejozwak
@sejozwak 5 ай бұрын
clearly not, he won
@leontes
@leontes 5 ай бұрын
@@sejozwak he would have won much faster w/planning imo. You know more about cores than actually playing the game anyway :trollface:
@sejozwak
@sejozwak 5 ай бұрын
@@leontes young man...
@thatoneguyatschool8453
@thatoneguyatschool8453 5 ай бұрын
I live for low budget ISP and his inability to use the vanilla peace conference system
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
That sucks so i wont use it ever =))
@neko6803
@neko6803 5 ай бұрын
"I wanna watch ISP" - "No we have ISP at home!" - ISP at home:
@privatecanook
@privatecanook 2 ай бұрын
But the peace conference system is ass wym bro 😢
@user-wg8sv5pe4r
@user-wg8sv5pe4r 28 күн бұрын
@@neko6803 Is 1 GB per second not enough?
@AbitantedelVault
@AbitantedelVault 5 ай бұрын
In my opinion they should add a mechanic that if a nation gets nuked it can choose to surrender. Like the Japanese event
@Conofive
@Conofive 4 ай бұрын
well it adds to capitulation progress and by that point of the war japan would have been far into capitulation.
@FishwicksREAL
@FishwicksREAL 3 ай бұрын
Well, think about it this way. Nuking Japan can cause them to surrender, even if you own 0 core states of Japan. Your logic doesn't work for HOI.
@oi-cj1pz
@oi-cj1pz 2 ай бұрын
@@FishwicksREAL I would make an argument based on realism, but then again, this is HOI4 were talking about here
@naturalbornpatriot6369
@naturalbornpatriot6369 2 ай бұрын
Another cool mechanic would be to be able to decommission a taken navy of like France or UK. Every type but heavy + option or something? It would either buff your own dockyard output like the deconstruct Czech forts etc, or add a production bonus like selling stuff on the market, stripped for parts so to speak. I think navy is super cool, but the AI does not know how to make a good ship, let alone build anything other than ‘36 or prior.
@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES
@i.hate.swedish.ISRAELUBERALLES 5 ай бұрын
I knew you were a real Romanian when you stole my heart
@Theover4000
@Theover4000 5 ай бұрын
There's a meme where a guy goes to heaven and god says "You have to justify and apologize to killing every person you've killed in a video game." Good luck with that!
@notalotofvideos2120
@notalotofvideos2120 2 ай бұрын
Luxembourg, mouring the 8 million deaths Meanwhile, in Moscow: Sir! We've take 100 million casualties! Stalin: *Gunshot* 100 million and 1 now
@TheRomanianRegent
@TheRomanianRegent 5 ай бұрын
Throught this video I felt a sense of sufocation, as if the memories of that one time I pushed through the USA with millions of chinese soldier from my puppet came rushing in, a feeling of anxiety and dread, of tiredness and quiet anger, but this is on another level of pain... god,
@DDLCMC
@DDLCMC 5 ай бұрын
I went to hell and back to help you wit that thumbnail
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Fake news
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 5 ай бұрын
Nice pfp 💀
@DDLCMC
@DDLCMC 5 ай бұрын
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 I am you but better
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 5 ай бұрын
@@DDLCMC Nuh uh (u not femboy so no)
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853 5 ай бұрын
​@@windowsmistakeedition6150 Nah jit trippin
@shivanshverma2825
@shivanshverma2825 5 ай бұрын
Your pain has not gone to waste comrade
@The_good_guy_rabbit
@The_good_guy_rabbit 5 ай бұрын
I was planing to do this one day while staying democartic. Thanks for the guide to mostly copy off
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
I strongly advise against doing this.
@The_good_guy_rabbit
@The_good_guy_rabbit 5 ай бұрын
​@@kristibbs-lg9gy na you know what they say. Cant the internet clout without loseing a few hundared brain cells.
@austria-hungary7680
@austria-hungary7680 26 күн бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy especially NOT a 1-province state (Gdansk).
@zman14
@zman14 5 ай бұрын
That's a lot of damage! - Ireland. After being nuked by 1k bombs
@DissapointedALot
@DissapointedALot 5 ай бұрын
POV: historical Is turned off
@austria-hungary7680
@austria-hungary7680 26 күн бұрын
it is. But i'd digress.
@revan7383
@revan7383 5 ай бұрын
If you go down the fascist part of the generic tree then flip communist, you can get the recruitable pop modifiers and the weekly manpower. Its p useful :)
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta 5 ай бұрын
20:09 I feel so patriotic when I saw that. Thank you Chris, for this… Beautiful image
@Algernonthecoolest
@Algernonthecoolest 5 ай бұрын
U😮😊
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 5 ай бұрын
I see Kristibbs u reaching high level in suffering in hoi4
@ThundrRblx
@ThundrRblx 5 ай бұрын
37:25 = british eye candy i went into overdrive
@nono_Hoi4
@nono_Hoi4 5 ай бұрын
This didn't just look painful It looked like Torture
@Shadow-cc7br
@Shadow-cc7br 2 ай бұрын
No way ISP do the alf landon playthrough with the rat
@ThundrRblx
@ThundrRblx 5 ай бұрын
such a sneaky leaky peaky. but good time spent. long live kristibbs cos u gonna need it after this
@canraid3477
@canraid3477 5 ай бұрын
When you're stuck late game. Do modern tanks and unlimited CAS, that usually does the job.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
I had 24 divisions of 42 with tanks but they where not much of a help. The mechanized infantry was waaay more useful for me. Also CAS was not really an option because the enemies had around 150k airplanes combined and i started the war with 15k and could not really keep them alive.
@konstantinospopotonasios7342
@konstantinospopotonasios7342 Ай бұрын
Luxembourg has officially and army now. The entire world will tremble in fear got me cracking😂
@-w-6323
@-w-6323 5 ай бұрын
Finally he has become a true hoi4 yter
@boraipek7355
@boraipek7355 5 ай бұрын
I felt similar when i did a world conquest with dio's empire in crossover worlds mod (it took like 5-6 hrs). Not as much but it was enough for me to quit the mod
@boraipek7355
@boraipek7355 5 ай бұрын
I might do it again
@-darkly-7492
@-darkly-7492 5 ай бұрын
smh i can't even invade a goofy small country because i suck idk when i try to attack i always lose the battle i even use battle plan bonus
@Potatoguy-qd8ei
@Potatoguy-qd8ei 4 ай бұрын
How the f*** I skipped to the end to just take a peek at how far he got how the hell did you do this
@juupajuu...
@juupajuu... 5 ай бұрын
I think bro was addicted to say ''Fucking'' in this challenge :DD
@Heavenlynightstarz
@Heavenlynightstarz 5 ай бұрын
Now monarchist norway world domination .
@AstorMOrtiz
@AstorMOrtiz Ай бұрын
20:20 BRUH THIS WAS HILARIOUS
@DFlow6969
@DFlow6969 12 күн бұрын
Ye bro historical mode is on. The historical mode:
@clipPRmusic
@clipPRmusic 5 ай бұрын
Congrats on having a good computer. I would do this if it didn’t take 23 minutes for HoI4 to load the title screen. Also I keep forgetting HoI4 is this cursed
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Don't really have a good computer. It would not have taken me 35 hours if i had.
@clipPRmusic
@clipPRmusic 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy If you don’t have a good computer, I have a shit computer 😎
@bringbackdislikes3195
@bringbackdislikes3195 5 ай бұрын
Well yes.@@clipPRmusic
@SuperlukLps
@SuperlukLps 2 ай бұрын
this was such a feaver dream to watch :D I can't imagine going through this myself, thank you for doing it for us :D
@SandboxRaptor
@SandboxRaptor 5 ай бұрын
17:12 I believe its because you have like 2 capital ships while they have like 40
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Might be.
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old 5 ай бұрын
*13:13** Belgium still exist in CONGO.*
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
😔
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Based History.
@HMS_Ramilles_15_Inch
@HMS_Ramilles_15_Inch 3 ай бұрын
They should add a decision for Luxemburg that when you control the world you can core it
@noobplaysgamez
@noobplaysgamez Ай бұрын
I skipped 5 darn minutes and I already see the most cursed non historical ever
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Ай бұрын
Well next time watch the entire thing!
@noobplaysgamez
@noobplaysgamez Ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I did almost and gotta say, Im not attempting that 😭
@eliomarmion5485
@eliomarmion5485 5 ай бұрын
Je n'aime pas me faire posséder par des luxembourgeois !
@joskarifinaukr6503
@joskarifinaukr6503 5 ай бұрын
I can confirm. Americans have two moods: "Leave me the fuck alone," and "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!" Unfortunately for us and the world, we've been stuck on the latter since 1941.
@user-rs4js5iq2b
@user-rs4js5iq2b 3 ай бұрын
I wanted to be mildy entertained through your suffering in creating the Luxemburg Empire not touching tips with Italy 😭
@imhavingastroke
@imhavingastroke 5 ай бұрын
we need a counter to see how many times you said fucking, lmao
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Every 3 words
@koneser8197
@koneser8197 5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry for you, that's a lot of pain
@martind5653
@martind5653 5 ай бұрын
I dare you to "play hoi4 until 2024 ingame year" challenge
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
No thank You!
@lollygan8193
@lollygan8193 2 ай бұрын
I think that the reason why you haven't boomed with popularity is because you swear a lot and KZbin hates swearing so they're probably slowing your channel's growth. Great video! Keep making more like them!
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 ай бұрын
I did grow quite a lot tho. And fuck KZbin they can suck me.
@Jucatotultauclasicdehoi4
@Jucatotultauclasicdehoi4 4 ай бұрын
6:21 omul meu a scos acentul de roman 😅
@Goobernut
@Goobernut 3 ай бұрын
I’m from Luxembourg and I can approve that Luxembourg got rich because of the mines
@Adin53e
@Adin53e 3 ай бұрын
I skipped to the end and saw this dude invading mongolia as benelux
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 3 ай бұрын
You should te have skipped.
@magmo6684
@magmo6684 4 ай бұрын
Form Austria-Hungary as Croatia (released by Italy)
@rogofos
@rogofos 5 ай бұрын
battle planning into usa in 1947 is fucking wild
@Floris_VI
@Floris_VI 4 ай бұрын
Isp is already low budget isorrowproductions 😭😭😭 Low budget isp approved, based man, i subscrive
@larry417
@larry417 5 ай бұрын
ayo the 99 problems reference at 32:00
@cant_think_of_name.7859
@cant_think_of_name.7859 5 ай бұрын
cant wait for bro to glow up
@dizzypukas8410
@dizzypukas8410 5 ай бұрын
Why didn’t I think of this ,🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️
@leestone5356
@leestone5356 5 ай бұрын
Id love to see someone do cuba
@dimas3829
@dimas3829 5 ай бұрын
Good. Now release everyone as free nations and do it again.
@Tispy
@Tispy 3 ай бұрын
"i am playing in ironman mode in historical" "german civil war"
@GamingD010
@GamingD010 4 ай бұрын
Morocco non- aligned
@idiot_xander
@idiot_xander 5 ай бұрын
"ive never been more excited to touch tips with an italian"
@flutee6162
@flutee6162 4 ай бұрын
Still waiting for the heat death of the universe
@GGGG-jn7ib
@GGGG-jn7ib 5 ай бұрын
use more like tech extended to make this a little easier
@lenx9963
@lenx9963 5 ай бұрын
37:20 lets make thte stones disapear :D
@atqlas
@atqlas 3 ай бұрын
1st game was very "historical"
@spacenoob10
@spacenoob10 4 ай бұрын
Looks painful, I should try this
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 4 ай бұрын
DONT
@spacenoob10
@spacenoob10 4 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy my 9 yr old computer (that’s broken) wouldn’t handle it anyway 😂 plus I’m fairly new to HOI4 (although I’ve watched Hoi vids for years)
@ByzantinesTerror
@ByzantinesTerror 5 ай бұрын
Luxembourg has a dream!
@kiruha14788
@kiruha14788 5 ай бұрын
Great run
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
No not great run =(
@efendigibi
@efendigibi 4 ай бұрын
´annex all´ 🗿🗿
@aronjohansson5294
@aronjohansson5294 5 ай бұрын
Honestly one of the funniest hoi4 youtubers out there. Just a shame your following is small, keep it up tho🫡
@quichrlyn
@quichrlyn 5 ай бұрын
looks like fun
@ChangeNameEdits
@ChangeNameEdits 2 ай бұрын
Truly
@TankerQ_
@TankerQ_ 2 ай бұрын
This is pure pain
@FelidaeEnjoyer
@FelidaeEnjoyer 5 ай бұрын
Merry christmas y'all
@ImaginaryProud1
@ImaginaryProud1 5 ай бұрын
sea of irradiated cobalt
@mrmax758
@mrmax758 6 күн бұрын
13:21 etiopia?🤨
@twenity8852
@twenity8852 5 ай бұрын
that thumbnail is fucking legendary
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 5 ай бұрын
actually you can flip with a civil war IF you are a 1 tile state like Luxemburg :}
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
How
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 5 ай бұрын
It's just how the game works try doing the civil war as Luxembourg it should just automatically flip You
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
You cant click the button to ignite the civil war. It requires you to have more then 1 state.
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy must of patched it :(
@tigerbois7108
@tigerbois7108 3 ай бұрын
Why is historical usually far more borked than non historical
@joshuatitanicdodomaster9826
@joshuatitanicdodomaster9826 4 ай бұрын
ww2 but it is ww1 with modner wapeons
@Pokesus
@Pokesus 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for not buying steel from france, i got subbed only because of that.
@griffinhunter3206
@griffinhunter3206 4 ай бұрын
i can hear your rage
@Algernonthecoolest
@Algernonthecoolest 5 ай бұрын
New sub🤯
@mosqau
@mosqau 5 ай бұрын
The Argentina thing, lmao.
@Xayumcl
@Xayumcl 2 ай бұрын
how long would a history lesson be in the world you created
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 ай бұрын
Very long =))
@bearable1678
@bearable1678 5 ай бұрын
I like how bro just acted like nothing happened when Ethiopia declared war on Palestine
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
I honestly did not notice i see a lot of people talking about it =))
@logankenda5383
@logankenda5383 2 ай бұрын
Why does luxembourg look like a low poly render of ethiopia
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 ай бұрын
I don't think it does wtf =))
@friendly_sitie
@friendly_sitie 3 ай бұрын
Luxembourg? :O 1936? -.- zZz
@krasnamerah1926
@krasnamerah1926 5 ай бұрын
Thanks for the shoutout.
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan 5 ай бұрын
25:40 Portugal wanted to join your faction bro!!!
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
I did not want them.
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan 5 ай бұрын
​@@kristibbs-lg9gy You could've used they're air bases and then invaded them after the war, but just saying.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
@@bulgar_balkan What was i gonna do with Iberian air bases when fighting in Germany?
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy you've got a point.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
@@bulgar_balkan =)))
@mnep5
@mnep5 5 ай бұрын
Klosterdach
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
What?
@Faehen
@Faehen 5 ай бұрын
hwy is achivemenoment button greyed out??
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Cuz i had player led conferences on.
@user-oj1nd9mp8x
@user-oj1nd9mp8x Ай бұрын
this doesnt rlly look historical mode.. frick revoulutions
@ermek829
@ermek829 5 ай бұрын
Your funny will sub
@espokolesmenny2157
@espokolesmenny2157 5 ай бұрын
Hi merry xmas! Can you not build 100 drop plans and make 4000 manpower a day with the bug?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas an what are You even talking about?
@espokolesmenny2157
@espokolesmenny2157 5 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I will now explain in detail. You can make a full wing of transport planes. Split the squad into two, then merge. With this, you can generate 4000 manpower. As Luxemburg I tought you will do so. Hardcore Luxemburg world conquest. 🌍
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 5 ай бұрын
The only exploit i used was the port thing where encircle a port and troops keep coming there. And i had player led conferences on. Because peace deals in hoi4 are broken and most of the time in big wars there is not enough points to take all the enemy territory. And also it happened to me that with 25% war score i ended up with only 4% of territory so i tried to avoid that too.
@creeckycreck107
@creeckycreck107 Ай бұрын
someone know why he isn't loading the savegames? like why start again?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Ай бұрын
Because i am playing ironman allways.
@potato96hasdrowned66
@potato96hasdrowned66 5 ай бұрын
Do Nepal world conquest Any mod I dont give a shit Just do it as nepal
@buniogmes1932
@buniogmes1932 15 күн бұрын
bro your english is fire xD like mine is
@sg_kerb
@sg_kerb 5 ай бұрын
WC as kuwait :)
@user-gi1sf5ko5o
@user-gi1sf5ko5o 5 ай бұрын
always love a slavic accent :)
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old 5 ай бұрын
*TRY IT.*
@dizzypukas8410
@dizzypukas8410 5 ай бұрын
The things a man will do for 50 dollars
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old 5 ай бұрын
*37:26** Jesus Christ X'D İreland totaly gone.*
@Not_Evil_
@Not_Evil_ 4 ай бұрын
You seem to have forgotten that you suffer from immense penalties when attacking from a fort.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 4 ай бұрын
WHAT? IS THAT A THING?
@hukers32
@hukers32 3 ай бұрын
I fell sorry for you
@baguettelord4614
@baguettelord4614 5 ай бұрын
Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire
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