KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4

KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4
Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN.
We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest.
The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh.
The ultimate expression of the Ork army.
This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever.
Like not under any circumstances at all.
Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition.
And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful.
PATREON LINK: / 3510517
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[@baldermort]

KRONAN AND THE SENTIENT PSYKER FERN OF RAMA LAMA DING DONG 4 Continuing the LEGEND OF KRONAN. We rejoin our hero as he prepares to begin his Waaagh in earnest. The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Also from the same creator. LIVING MYTHOLOGY PRIMORDIAL GODS - THE GENESIS OF THE GREEK GODS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS - GREEK GODS BEFORE THE OLYMPIANS:kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs YOUNG ZEUS - REBELLION AGAINST CHRONOS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU THE TITANOMACHY: FIRST GODWAR: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6bLp55mjNCHha8 THE TITANOMACHY ACT 2: THE OLYMPIANS STRIKE BACK: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnq4q5iClLJpo6c THE TITANOMACHY ACT 3 - THE FALL OF A TYRANT: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKO4hXaOh6p-bsU THE GIGANTOMACHY: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJKwqpl6ltGDbpo TYPHON: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2m8n6ywbsRrZsU THE PRIMORDIALS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHeqpZiQj891jc0 THE TITANS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6HHlKaDebeAbbs LIVING MYTHOLOGY: kzbin.info/door/dR3Ms08oSCzih6p0FsDRcg YOUNG ZEUS: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6jclHSEirt2hdU

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

Just think about this time last year we were getting ready for the first thinkmas. Our boy kronan has come a long way since his humble beginnings.

[@baldermort]

Aye, he has indeed. Merry Chrimbo brother Beck. :) :)

[@sottedkraken9971]

Outstanding.......😂

[@danielhouse897]

Thank you so much for this! I was hoping to get a new Kronan story and you give one for Chrismas!

[@ianthegodking]

yay more Kronan!!

[@Phantasma3]

You've said "Rama Lama Ding Dong 4" a million times, but reading it for myself is the first time I ever laughed out loud for it. I love this series, and I petulantly demand it continue.

[@jtjames79]

And I just noticed the title. 😂🤣

[@johnd2058]

Yes, this is a place I'm eager to see thoroughly explored and crumped.

[@toastle8005]

I love how it implies the existence of, at least, another three Rama Lama Ding Dong’s that the namer’s didn’t want us to be confused about

[@johnd2058]

Four words, four instances.@@toastle8005

[@GrimDarkHalfOff]

As a Conan channel this is easily my favorite parody of the character

[@CNNBlackmailSupport]

Dang! That's ridiculously high praise from an expect in the Conan field, like yourself. I'm almost tearing up.

[@koanbonwa]

A someone actually named Conan, I endorse this message.

[@backinthelapse]

I follow your page haha

[@MrWhitelyt1]

Best line, “…he was f*beep*ing livid!”

[@kyleleeson4498]

I did replay this line an unhealthy amount of times.

[@PhuzzPhactor]

These stories are 90% adolescent, self-indulgent tangents. Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams would be proud.

[@collinmanning8334]

WELL ILL BE DAMNED, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD! I remember asking if you were ever gonna make something of the psychic fern over a year ago and you even replied it was a possibility! Thanks for making my evening Baldy. Much love from Florida.

[@michaelmaley6490]

A little something over the festive season to keep your favourite quill lubricated with your favourite ink!

[@baldermort]

Thank you for your generosity brother. A lot. *bows to brother Maley*

[@lydianoack4552]

On da twelff day of Thinkmus my warboss gave to me Twelve crates of dakka 'leven boomy stickbombs Ten humie helmets Nine flyin rokkits Eight roasted squig-legs Seven bits of loot Six shiny choppas Five thinkin grots Four power claws Three mek gunz Two speedy warbikes And a bomb squig in a pear tree Thank you for an early Christmas, and may you and the B team have a blast! 🎉 P.S. if anyone has ideas for better lyrics, feel free to help the Kraut out

[@richardallen6067]

I sang it as I read it. Sounds good to me. But now I want a 12 day song for the other factions.

[@bobdrooples]

Zoggin good.

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

That's pretty much on point. It sings just fine.

[@lydianoack4552]

@@richardallen6067 especially having officially powered down my brain for the holidays, I might need some help with that 😅

[@richardallen6067]

@@lydianoack4552 well I'm still real new to it all so I can't help. Only 2 years in. Maybe by year 3 I'll have sufficient lore knowledge to assist ya

[@jim_mcquaid]

Despite Baldermort's warning in the video notes, I consider Kronan's story to be the canonest of the canons

[@TOrvash]

You have greatly enhanced my holiday cheer, Baldermort!

[@baldermort]

That’s my only job. :). Yay!

[@TechNinjaSigma]

HE LIVES!!! KRONAAAAAAN!!!!!!

[@JohnBeck-pb9xl]

Stomp stomp

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Another reminder that the 40k universe can be as fun as it is grimdark ! ! ! Merry Orkzmas to you Storyteller ! ! !

[@Brett-ug5me]

That majorkill hentai sneak was top tier! 😂😂😂

[@STSGingie]

Of all things I ever expected to hear, I did not expect to get an anatomy lesson from the perspective of an ork. I cringed, grimaced, laughed, and cried. Well done sir.

[@michaelsorensen7567]

All things considered, it is an odd place for nostrils 😂

[@Zer0C0re]

Alternate title suggestion: How to get Tiddles/Squigs to eat their veggies.

[@wanderhillen2435]

Happy Thinkmas Balders! Thanks for all the joy you brought us.

[@baldermort]

Crumbs! I’m sorry to be so late. Thank you for everything! *bows to brother Hillen*.

[@BohdanKaiba]

Christmas came early with another Kronan entry! Thank you Balder and Merry Christmas 🎄

[@baldermort]

Merry chrimbo!

[@Yandarval]

For those unaware, Rama Lama Ding Dong is a song. Go find it. Think of the Goff Rocker singing it about a Sister of Battle with a Squig chorus backup.

[@dartdukii]

She who Thrusts is a very applicable description of Slaanesh

[@DomesticWithAnMD]

Kronan episodes are always a treat.

[@seangrey]

the title alone is god tier

[@joshsickels]

Kronan for Khristmas. I told you holiday wishes can come true. Just do the orky thing, and will it to existence.... Happy holidays 🎄🎄

[@baldermort]

*bows to brother Sickles again!* Merry christmas sir. :)

[@koanbonwa]

As Kronan looks into the eyes of Tiddles an Sees Him, so i gaze through watery eyes and hold my ribs in appreciation of this highest glory of comedy gold! Thank you Baldermort!

[@codeysimmons790]

Always brings a smile to my face when I hear the next adventures of Kronan. Your writing is as hilariously and masterful as ever, thank you for giving us this Christmas present. Merry Christmas Baldermort and to all others that read this!

[@mattymayhem1232]

The orkz fighting she who thrusts followers has me crying laughing I literally lost it on the train during the sidebar about the handles and chest ears. I must have looked like a madman.

[@derekbidelman2442]

When he said the ones with the big ears on the chest must be the smarter ones because they hid the best

[@trajanfidelis1532]

LMAO I love more Kronan! Thanks Great Bald One!

[@DirtHermit]

Merry Thinkmus, Baldermort, and everyone. May your Stockings be filled to overflowing with Gubbins and Dakka.

[@Lukey2481]

Dakka might be an issue in the UK. Maybe some of the festive fungus. But getting caught with alot of dakka might cause our lord baldamort some issues with the poli mini tantrum.

[@lumburgapalooza]

I think at this point Kronan could completely upend Ork society by just saying "Grots is alright."

[@rnp497]

thank you Sir Lord B and all of the Clan Baldermort. I wish you the happiest of seasons greetings

[@scotthopkins9323]

Washroom attendant at a constipation convention was genius

[@baldermort]

I do try. :)

[@user-uq8yz3zq8d]

The sidebar concerning Handles. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mitchelloconnell3309]

I love that scene of Paul Atreides wrong universe, but that scene showed the true strength of the desert

[@tanostrelok2323]

You most certainly know your audience well, this is the perfect moment for this release

[@KaiserAfini]

The Toes are really lucky, they found a planet full of green, the best kind. They got a propa' WAAAGH for Thinkmas and they even get to fight another Kunning army. Da Greater Goof must really like them.

[@garrettandtammylauman3213]

For a half a sec I was like wait he doesn't have any boys . I was like oh s*** he meant the other orcs. Lol

[@davidcanoy8579]

Joyous Yuletide to my most beloved floating skull. 💖

[@nedyse7200]

Lord Bald of Mortes !!!!!! In the spirit of Sanguinala, blessings to you and yours.

[@Kindrin]

Baldermort, this is another glorious tongue-twisting masterpiece. Thank you.

[@Journeyofnow_]

Only Kronan would trivially blow off the Ta’u Empire.

[@johnd2058]

1:00 "Word Blarers" = Noise Marine + Word Bearer homebrew.

[@ashleyjohnson1129]

Man I love this series, there's always something that makes me legit lol. In this case it was the mention of using hentai to plug one's Patreon. Loving the expanded universe of good-natured creators having a good time and making a great production!

[@tgreen1071]

"Stopped for an explosive poo" jesus that made me laugh so much. I do love these vids.

[@musicilike69]

I saw this land but thought to myself. I'll save the latest saga in the ballad of Kronan the Cunning for Xmas day. Merry Christmas Sir Baldemort.

[@you_ugly2217]

Thank you for all you do baldermort, make my days so much better seeing you post please keep up the great work

[@grimdarked]

When Baldermort swears 🤣👌

[@paulellington1505]

Happy Sanguinala lore master Baldermort to you and Mrs. Bald and sweet Lightbringer. Hope all are happy and healthy. And many wishes for a good holiday for all who love the grim darkness 40K.

[@Ridgelinehunter007]

Thank you for all your diligent hard work and happy holidays to both you and your family. I was wondering if we were gonna get this one b4, 2024😂😂😂

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@male272]

All the best this Season to you and yours! Now...what I've noticed...despite being sub'd...it took 6 refreshes of KZbin to put this video in my face, and I"m only sub'd to 8 other channels, many of them dead. To anyone reading this, I don't think Baldy is getting the love he deserves from the algorythyme...and maybe a degree of intentional aversion, who knows these days when anyone can get scuffed by anything...The best Christmas Present we can give this Titan is to go through his catalogue of treasures he's given to us, and smack a big LIKE on each and every one. This will do two things...show him how much we truly do love an appreciate his effort, his desire, and his dedication to sharing his passion for what we all enjoy...and...it will inevitably bring in all those who seek, and have not found, the immersive Lore of 40k, where they can find any and all of a plethora of ways their imagination becomes a part of the power that makes the setting infinite in its potential. Playlist...Hit LIKE...do it for all. The time it takes compared to the time he has given...is nothing...and he deserves that love.

[@johnbradley8901]

Thank you for this Warhammer 40,000 tribute, this your weekly Warhammer 40,000 tribute. I have a new box of aggressors, an ever growing stack of plastic shame and a week off from work...suppose I will listen to baldy videos and try not to stick my skin to plastic too much.

[@baldermort]

Aggressors? My favourite Primaris marines. Enjoy!!! :)

[@ryanedgerton1982]

Haka Orks is a VERY nice touch! Another winner of a story!!

[@Stefan-he8cf]

Bloody hell baldermort, i was having a nice cold one when the handle came up. Now i have to clear my pc from beer.

[@mistercmartin]

Tiddles, the Avatar of Teef! 😂 I love it!

[@justinconklan6218]

Yes best Christmas present

[@NRAllen]

Glorious! Wasn't expecting another entry in the best saga told. Much obliged, Mr Mort!

[@richardallen6067]

Tis a Merry Xmas indeed with more of this treasured story gracing us

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

I, for one, am down for that tree and shrubbery seminar you alluded to. "Departo Miliwhorum"... More truth in that misnomer than you intended. 😂

[@baldermort]

Departminto Moneyhordum. :) But close.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

@@baldermort Potato... Potato. 😉

[@mikewaterfield3599]

Only in 40K. Sentient, psychoactive, plants…. Why not?

[@JohnDoe-fw9ty]

What is this creature called? There's obviously art of it

[@mikewaterfield3599]

@@JohnDoe-fw9ty not sure, but given that it’s a dangerous plant the thing probably originated on Catachan.

[@dbayles3677]

If I remember rightly something similar pops up in the Last Chancers omnibus

[@pearcefennell2684]

Absolutely wonderful great FUN thankyu lore master Baldermort thankyu good sir 😊wonderful

[@baldermort]

Merry Christmas brother Fennel. :)

[@davebowman9000]

01:09:28 You know its for real when Baldermort swears

[@andrewzendejas563]

Damn usually when you censor a cuss you only need one beep you know how powerful it was not even three beats could hold it cuz kronan was fucking livid

[@baldermort]

I mean he was really angry. 😂😂🤣🤣😎

[@dbayles3677]

Love the Kronan tales brother Balders, good to hear you having so much fun with it. Gave me some good Christmas giggles

[@pentacosttb2565]

The chronicles of Kronan just keep getting better. Bravo Baldy, merry Christmas!

[@Gospell00]

Listening to the great bald one talk about hentai and lower noses keep making me laugh my beer out man. Thank you for the early Christmas gift.

[@redhood7540]

I love that throwaway phrase about genitalia being referred to as a "handle" by the Orks. Makes their melee combat prowess so much more reasonable

[@HarryScTam]

Good sir Baldemort, I would just like to say I appreciate your talents and am looking forward to your next instalment of the Thaddeus series. I love your writing style. Your instinct for plot is very strong and has kept me hooked. I especially enjoy the characters you have brought together.

[@michaelmalloy5682]

Needed this tonight baldy. Cheers.

[@mikeday5776]

Baldermort! Think Terry Pratchett in a blender with Issac Asimov and a healthy dose of magic mushrooms, set to frappe and poured into a cool glass with a plastic flamingo clutching an ceramite umbrella. The best thing on UTube, and a super kind, shiny topped,dude two boot… well one shoe would smack of Cinderella and mice stitching ball gowns and that’s a digression too far. Bravo! Brother Baldermort, Bravo indeed!

[@DahLekKnight]

Merry Christmas! That was a great tale of krumpin’! No matter what you do today, I hope you make some tiiiiiiiime for fun😄😄😄

[@edwardgichuhi3552]

What a gift for Christmas...thank you Sir Baldermort. You've made Christmas even more entertaining

[@king_kiff3969]

the whole bit about "handles" was timeless.

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@king_kiff3969]

yes me too 😅🤣@@baldermort

[@tuckcuttertuck6802]

Merry Christmas Baldermort. Thank you for all the yeoman's work throughout the year.

[@NRAllen]

And so it was!.... another glorious tale of Kronan

[@baldermort]

😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@StevieB8363]

KRO-NAN! KRO-NAN! KRO-NAN! KRO-NAN! The legend continues! The only reason GW hasn't made this series canon is because they are jealous of Baldemort's superior storytelling. But given their shameful treatment of the Lore, it won't be long before we have to ditch those losers and go with Fanfic. GW doesn't love the Lore. Fans embrace it and build on it. Fans are the future of 40K. GW can eat corpse-starch.

[@ozzyhat8623]

Thank you, Lord Baldermort, You have just made my Christmas! I have just come on to see that not only if you've Dropped a new video but it's a Kronan story! We have been truly blessed this day!!! I hope that your Christmas is as happy as you have just made mine👌 Merry Christmas to one and all! 🎅🏻🤶🏻☃️

[@sargentthethird1339]

Amazing as always... some of the best almost lore around

[@derekbidelman2442]

The gravy won't take me to the Warrrgh....😂 lmao I have folded the rule of 3 into my parenting..😲🤕

[@alexchapman4607]

Thank you Lord Baldermort for all your hardwork and creativity is much appreciated in days such as these and inspires me to create myself happy holidays may you be blessed with joy and many meltas melty melty

[@user-ny3uo4gz9v]

I heard "A brick in a sock applied to the noggin..." and sprayed coffee all over my window. 5 stars.

[@stephenaustin142]

Orcs do the Haka , I have no words , it terrifying when the Moari's do it .

[@dbayles3677]

Sorry to be that guy mate but it’s just Maori for plural

[@LazzarrusLong]

01:23:45 Yayyyyy Tiddles! The Avatar Of Teeth! 🦷🦷🦷

[@male272]

It'll be amazing if Kronan encounters the Salami handlers Chapter.

[@baldermort]

I may just use that. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@baldermort]

Hmmmm. Better change the name to Latin. Rofl.

[@Fraser-369]

It sounds like you really have fun with this storyline… 😂

[@baldermort]

I usually do. I really enjoy writing my own stuff. I just wish I had time to do it properly. If authors had to turn around a story a week? Yikes. I just wish I had their time to work over stuff. Such is the pressure of youtube. Weekly, or you may as well quit/.

[@Fraser-369]

@@baldermort Ahhh…but your fans are willing to wait for a Master Bard to spin a tale… *bows*

[@TheDragonaxe1981]

@@baldermort A pain I know well.

[@Ser-Smiley]

It's time for WAAAAGH!! Happy Holidays Baldermort and family!

[@Erebusdidnothingwrongish]

It's been a slow process but I get the appeal of Orks in 40k. The best way I have seen it out is Happy just because they got the chance to fight; Ork players I have met don't sap my energy they make up for it. Love ya Boz. Happy Christmas. I saying thank you to Father Bald for some Christmas joy. 🎁 👌❤️ PS This is tough faction to write. To much comedy or to little and it doesn't matter cause you got to ‘fight’ it not me I appreciate the time and effort you put in. Have a great Christmas. I'm starting off classy with my a pint of beer, my vape, and this. I Saw the Dante video. Of course, it was good as it ha a fairly familiar voice. The set the scene.

[@markdorn8873]

"Git-Squisher McMurder" 😂🤣

[@cavok84]

34:15 hahaha nice sidebar 😂

[@baldermort]

I believe it is the best thing I have ever written and ever will. My entire life will be a slow descent from this high point. I'm done. :@)

[@cavok84]

@@baldermort Awww, I don’t know about that! While that might have been your “magnum” opus, you could always tell the tale of the mighty imperial, Biggus Dickus! All joking aside, I feel I need to express the extent to which I enjoy your videos. I love how immersive your writing is, and your narration is in a league of its own. As you’ve expressed in other videos regarding wh40k, it’s easy for the scale of the setting or the scope of an event to be lost to the reader, especially when conveyed in a bland, factual manner. Your stories bring the setting to life! This holds true whether it’s regarding a single man being captured by the haemonculi or the threat a single psyker poses to entire star systems. As an avid Stephen Baxter fan (I’ve read every Xeelee book more times than I can count), I’ve always had a predilection for hard sci-fi, but more so for authors who can bring the enormity of their universe to life. And in that sense, I especially love your videos on the warp, psykers, demons, and souls. But to my surprise-your smaller, more human stories and perspectives were every bit as captivating, and, in my opinion, are absolutely necessary for one to fully appreciate the nature of the setting. All of that is to say, thank you for sharing your gift with us. PS oh, and I’d love to hear your take on the differences between the souls of the major races (I know you’d planned to dive into this at some point).

[@gherkinisgreat]

Thank you for another fun episode and merry christmas

[@derekbidelman2442]

This is F-ing hilarious. She the deamon of thrust...Whatever that means..

[@jackboyd2658]

Well done, Baldermort. You always know how to make Kronan a wonderful listen. Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

[@mannofdober873]

KRISSMAS? I DUNNO 'O DIS 'KRISS' GIT FINKS 'E IZ! I 'EREBY DECLARE DIS TIME TA BE KRONANMAS! *WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!*

[@mitchg9447]

Legendary as always Balde! Thanks for the content!

[@danielbob6900]

I love all the art works as always great stuff really love kronans story and your telling of it.

[@rootbeersodapopparodies9245]

Kronan is turning out to be my favorite character in 40 K

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@michaelsorensen7567]

It's why people like the Ork faction at all. This is just the best implementation of it ever!

[@skeemeastwood9075]

Thank you sir! Merry Christmas! The family has left and now i get to relax. Pretty good holidays so far id say.

[@sohrabroozbahani4700]

What's going on inside a green head semester continues 🤔💚

[@FreemenMars1]

Sweeeeeeet! Kronan is back- it is Saint Nickronus! Merry Okrimas also! (to quote a past poster) When everyone started selling henti! (lol)

[@FreemenMars1]

Absence makes the heart go FONDLER ( nearly spit out my egg nog)

[@smptown29]

My only request is this: can we get more "Quotes of Orkiness" in, say, almost every video? They're apt to the setting in nearly any circumstance, really, since there is only time for war, and war is life to da boyz.

[@chrishoughton2500]

What a great christmas present !!! Thanks Baldi

[@WolfingtonStanley]

Thank you for all your work providing these wonderful videos Hoping you and your family have a great Christmas

[@KensN2History]

Love it when he says or Sumpthin Like Dat. Course this time he said or something like that just doesn't have the same orkyness as saying Or Sumpthin Like Dat but you get my greening right..... Or don't cha.... As da humies say, Have a Hairy Thinkmas..... Or Sumpthin Like Dat !