Kronan and the Tyranid Factory

[@baldermort]

Kronan and the Tyranid Factory Legend of Kronan: The ongoing tale of the Kronan Da Kunnin and his mighty waaaargh. _ Kronan must clear the Ork of Omens, the Space Hulk he has recently taken over. Legend of Kronan Da Kunnin The Legend of Kronan is an intensely silly look at the possible route an Ork warboss might take to the heady heights of leading a full Waaargh. The ultimate expression of the Ork army. This is all a self-written and performed piece and is never ever to be considered cannon. Ever. Like not under any circumstances at all. Or otherwise the Adipi Arse starters will be sent to get me by the Insquitition. And we don't want that now do we? No. Because that would be awful. PATREON LINK: www.patreon.com/join/3510517

[@snowybooooy]

I check every day for a new ep. Ty sir

[@jarlforsgren9993]

🎉 Uhh🎉myi🎉 🎉 f m... Mmm.🎉

[@jarlforsgren9993]

Huujnnnpippo

[@Alostintern]

I can truly consider every word you say as if it came from the emperor the fans make cannon

[@KappaKiller108]

Heads up, this entry is missing from the Kronan playlist

[@ianbaird7449]

Henry Cavill is to play Kronan in an upcoming show in the Warhammer extended universe, or something like that.

[@baldermort]

😂😂😂😂

[@cappinjocj9316]

I would pay all the teeth to see that.😂

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

I would pay all of someone else’s teeth and then quite possibly my own.

[@MS-ii1sv]

​@@lumburgapaloozaLike Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor.

[@nathanbrown8196]

Lies, everyone knows he's a golden boy through and through. Henry is kronan's final boss!

[@BlueLantern2815]

DA BOSS IZ BACK! TIME FOR A PROPAH SCRAP!!!!

[@heboric6136]

ITZ BOUT TIME WE GOT PROPA ORKY

[@cappinjocj9316]

WAAAGH! LETS GET TA KRUMPIN BOYZ!

[@bigmekboy175]

WAAAAAGGH!!!! LET'S GET STUCK IN BOYZ!!!

[@Kropothead]

‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO

[@kdarkwynde]

WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@Sp3rw3r]

"An orc craves booty as much as a Dark Eldar disregards safe words". This should be canon. Actually, for me, it is from now on. For an orc, being on a space hulk filled with treasure and bugs must be like a chocolate factory to kids. Looking forward to Kronan and the Hummy Elevator or wherever the orcs decide to go planetfall for a big krumpin'.

[@ikubefansubs]

This line really got me. I nearly spit out my drink in laughter 🤣

[@DanielByrne-w5l]

A lovely turn of phrase. Safe words are for wimps anyway.

[@theblondesiouxsiesioux]

Orks crave booty just as much as Dark Eldar crave booty...

[@harvestblades]

That was epic!

[@philarma9194]

Cold and bored..then Kronan appears, still cold, but no longer bored . Thank you Sir Baldermort

[@baldermort]

Hope you get warm soon!

[@cheshire4856]

Cold? Where do you live?

[@sain223]

Not even 20 seconds in and you've got me hooked and dying of laughter at the same time well done sir well done.

[@localcommissar9026]

The title alone made me start a WAAAAGH out of excitement

[@baldermort]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Kronan is back and hungry for some deep fried termegaunt!

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Kronan is once again proving to the Galaxy of his cunning and how he is able to be a champion of Mork, and what kind of Ork wouldn’t want a never ending war against the Bugs as they were fun to fight especially as they come in different shapes and forms.

[@KaiserAfini]

A krumping and dinner afterwards? How could an orc turn that down ?

[@MaticustheRed]

I love his delivery in da Kronan stories. I can really hear how much fun he is having!

[@wanderhillen2435]

Kronan soon impressed on his admirals that he wished absolutely nothing to impede the armies of the Fat One, the Girl, the Nerd and the Juice God from coming aboard if they thought they were 'ard enough. That is the fightiest thing I have ever heard and describes Ork mentality so well tbh. Why would you cower behind your Geller field if you could also have a mighty good scrap?!? Anyway thank you Baldy for blessing us with this beautiful new episode from the Chronicles of Kronan. He truly is the cunningest of all Orks.

[@GardensAndGames]

"The fat one, the girl, the nerd, and the juice god" had me lol in my car

[@kolawaleojomo6817]

Talk about perfect timing 😍

[@BohdanKaiba]

Fantastic everyone’s favorite Ork versus some Nids goodness. I love Xenos vs Xenos fights

[@baldermort]

Hi Bod. ;)?

[@BohdanKaiba]

@@baldermort Hey Baldermort, I hope that you have been well!

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

The very first introduction to Warhammer, when I had very reluctantly and exasperatedly let my friend page me through all of his dad’s old codices (and only Tyranids really caught my eye at the time) and showed me the ‘Astartes’ animation, was to go home and look on KZbin, ‘Warhammer board game’, thinking it might even be fun if I have it a chance. I then added in ‘Tyranids’, just to be safe, that I wouldn’t get any of the silly factions that looked weird. The very first thing I ever found and watched, after a quick ‘how to play’ of First Strike, was a small, quick 500-point Battle Report- Orks vs Tyranids, by Midwinter Minis. I binged every one of their criminally-few Battle Reports, and I have been hooked ever since- and though I now play one of the silly factions, the ‘zombie ones’ (or the Necrons)… Orks versus Tyranids will forever be my first spark that got my imagination hooked by the ouchy bits. There’s nothing quite like the wonderful creativity of Xenos vs Xenos, and out of them there is nothing *quite* like Tyranids fighting Orks.

[@geonsilberlicht4632]

I don't say this lightly. This is almost as enjoyable to me as Terry Pratchett's discworld novels. You're awesome, Baldermort.

[@Qardo]

"...Like Dark Eldar's understanding of 'Safe Word'." Excuse me. I laughed for far too long. I think I died and then revived. That caught me off-guard. It shouldn't have. But, it did.

[@logancarver6950]

YES! Everyone's favorite knucklehead! Kronan!!!!!

[@systemhalodark]

Kronan delivering some Quarta Poundas with ease.

[@Ser-Smiley]

Yeeeesss! It's Kronan time! Let's get krumpin shall we? Let's go!!

[@winksley1981]

Dude...your writing, delivery, cadence and love for the storytelling are just awesome as always! Soo enjoyable, keep them coming sir!!

[@edwardgichuhi3552]

AND SO IT WAAAAAS... Sir Baldermort came through yet again...AND OF COURSE...it was bloody awesome!!

[@carlyleambrose104]

Baldermort, your tales of Kronan always make me chuckle, particularly when I need cheering up after a difficult week. Great fun!

[@TechNinjaSigma]

KRONAAAAAN!!! LET'S KRUMP SOME BUGS!!! FO' GORK AN' MORK!!!

[@simonleach6632]

This couldnt come at a better time, going through a properly rough patch at the moment at work and I really need the distraction before my brain goes into spiral mode. I dont know if you're going to read this mr. Baldermort, but your tales are massively appreciated. Sincerely, thank you for the distraction and the escapism from the real world troubles, you are a gentleman and a scholar

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

Hope you’re going alright, mate, and hope you’ll be having a better time of things soon :(

[@humanbeings4698]

Yeah, don't let the bas***ds grind you down!

[@TheSleeperAgent]

YEESSSS❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ KRONAN, DA BIGGEST BOSS IS BACK🙌 BALDIE, THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV. SERIES!!!!!!

[@edwardgichuhi3552]

May Gork and Mork continue shining favor upon you Baldermort. Thank you for being awesome

[@Tzeentch]

Nice work I always wonder who's your favorite chaos God

[@baldermort]

Purely dependent on mood and what videos I’ve done recently. :)

[@Tzeentch]

@@baldermort keep up the good work your videos are always entertaining

[@chasedavison5023]

Oh I can't wait for you to continue your other stories especially the one on the food planet name slips my mind right now love your stories like always brother!

[@mykelengieza7057]

Abundance Tertia, I believe

[@chasedavison5023]

@@mykelengieza7057 thanks!

[@xavierhugo9269]

This mans creativity and story telling never ceases to amaze me😂

[@KILLERXXXX896]

It’s always cool to see you upload a new video

[@scrubsrc4084]

With orks its never just an adventure.... its HIGH ADVENTURE!

[@joepineapples8214]

Baldermort the Terry Pratchett of the 40k Universe

[@more4yourbuck]

I love this fanfiction. Honestly this is REALLY great to listen to. So fun and yet well done.

[@nickgram4670]

Yesssssss more we want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GarioTheRock]

You can't keep doing this. Your talent condensed into this format, I just can't handle it. THEY CAN'T ALL BE MY FAVORITE. xD 41:35 "hormagits" please, I almost die.

[@nicholaswarne7916]

I absolutely love all the names in this, had to rewind a few parts and listen again because I laughed over the top

[@tanostrelok2323]

Now I can enjoy this friday the way Mork intended

[@Ayns.L14A]

AH Kronan returns............

[@TNDTKDTTDTID]

MOAR FOIGHTIN MOAR KRUMPIN MOAR KUNNIN MOAR OF DAH BESS STORY

[@kamarreingram5045]

Da cunning waaaaagh is back let go bois we got krumpin to do!!!!

[@marystone860]

This was SO good! Can't wait till Part 2! As a big fan of Conan as well, that made this WAY cooler! Also, the thumbnail, genius! Seamless Star Wars references! You definitely had the Emperor's wisdom and his favor this day!

[@Lovablejames]

ITS BALDING TIME LETS GO BABY

[@connorriggs1518]

Da most Kunnin boss is back

[@rubyismycatman7335]

The hunt for Red Orctober too funny lol

[@Matt-md5yt]

WAAGH!! Kronan. I love this series.

[@paulr4747]

I'm so happy, i'm in the middle of riots it's the perfect video xD

[@baldermort]

Riots? Ouch. Keep your head down. Godspeed.

[@manticore1091]

A Guerilla warfare with a heavy Tank sounds awsome

[@mattlewandowski73]

I have often thought that pitting the ork against the tyranid would result in the evolution of ork to their true krork form.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

We’re back to being SERIOUS now, boys…

[@Gospell00]

This.. This makes me smile. Keep up the high adventure work. Oh bald one.

[@kiltedcripple]

I sure missed me some Kronan. These have become some of my most anticipated videos on this channel

[@Apache-Helicopter]

Oh goody! Kronan is back! WAAAGH!

[@Blackdude27]

Baldemort I love all your videos but your kronan the kunnin vids and Thaddeus vids are THE BEST! As always thank you for the great content

[@mannofdober873]

Bleedin' scuttlaz! Nuffink ter loot on dem bugz!

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

‘…And is never ever to be considered canon’ YOU CAN’T TELL US WHAT TO DO, OLD MAN >:( With quite how snazzy all this ‘3D-printing’ business is getting, I think I’d quite like to build a faithful likeness of Kronan’s journey in a few small dioramas or an army some days. I haven’t chuckled so genuinely at such silly humour since I was a kid, and that is a sincere compliment to the chef.

[@thisisMRJAMES]

@baldermort You are the greatest of all with the human word. Many thanks for all of your labour's

[@squiddlykicks8327]

"Sidebar concerning Booty...." Had me rolling! I hope you are having a fantastic year Baldermort, because you just made mine!

[@baldermort]

😂🤣🤣

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

ANNND HEEERRRE WEE GO!! UNCLE B IS BACK WITH THE BEST KRUMPIN CHRONICLIN' OF THE BIGGEST BADDEST BOSS EVA!!

[@Darksoulpoetry]

These must take forever! I love Kronan (and Tiddels!) The writting and the narration you craft is so much fun! very Orky telling! He's "Cannon" in my head!

[@josephweymon8020]

YYYEEEEEEES, Conqueror is back!!!!! Now I need another dose of Red Eagle/White Tiger, Triumvirate of Terror, Rikart, Chaos Thus Far, & Thaddeus & Tarquinius to satisfy my addiction. Thank you for all of your hard work Sir Baldy; I will make sure that when these stories continuations drop I WILL MAKE TIME FOR FUN!!! Toodle loo!

[@timothywheeler9710]

That was a pretty good Mako impression in the opening. Crom approves.

[@holydiver7564]

why 'ello dere boss

[@inquisitorgramaticus2250]

The greatest scribe and auritor in his most glorious empire . On the cogitator of KZbin . Wonderful stuff 30 years in and you make it seem like warp time. Thank you. Ave imperator.

[@mikeday5776]

Had to re listen, so packed with nuance and hilarity. Honestly brother Baldermort you are the most entertaining producer of content on the whole net. This was absolutely stellar (and not the beer, which tastes like it looks) but I dye grass, at night to annoy the house proud, your ork stories are so wonderful I’m lost for words, bit of a bugger for a self proclaimed writer 😂😂👏👏👏🖖😉💀⭐️

[@FreemenMars1]

Lol!!!! MASTERFUL!! “orks understand booty - like dark elder disregards safe words! “ 16:28

[@FreemenMars1]

“As dangerous as an all you can smoke weed shop is to a hippie” I am about to spite take this coke I’m drinking listening to this. 17:28

[@joshsickels]

Oh man! Do you know how hard it is to give the Kunnin one the attention he deserves while having to pack and move? Lets just say, I wish he and da boyz were just here loading up my stuff instead of me.. what am I saying. They have been here the whole time.... Thanks Brorher Baldermort for the mind fodder during this most stressfull time.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

Just play it through the speakers, I’m sure any moving van staff will be immediately sympathetic as to why your attention is divided, and urge you to take as much time as needed.

[@joshsickels]

Heck ya.. get my new neighbors on board right out the gate. Participation through forced presentation.... A 40k manifestation proclamation...

[@updfdrakkell143]

bein waiting for a Kronan story! Canon or not its still canon im my head lol. Even Gw couldnt make a awesome character

[@Catonzo]

Arse Starters and Word Blearers. My new favorite WH40k faction.

[@Apache-Helicopter]

Me too. 😂

[@Necrosis88]

Thank you ❤

[@bobdrooples]

Ooh, nice. See you at bedtime!

[@plebeianpleasant3561]

New baby sick and cant sleep? I fear not, for Baldamort shall keep vigil with me!

[@BrotherDark]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaarg KRUMPIN

[@Gwolfsoun]

16:50 A 3-minute long dialogue on the importance of booty. It's cultural significance. It's societal necessity! A cultured man of high class. I salute you good sir.

[@calebconner5602]

“…Intimidatingly shiny bling, righteous drip…” is the ‘ardest thing I’ve heard today

[@Tiiyr]

Chaos Arsestarters , this made me giggle. Your storytelling on point as always sir!

[@europademon]

Almost missed this one, but I don't want a crumpin from the great one.

[@edpistemic]

I cannot tell you how much I love seeing that the tale of Kronan has been updated!! :)

[@kardan2515]

Hey baldemort! can you do a gaudinian heresy video? Thanks!

[@baldermort]

No. Sorry. I’ve not read the alternative heresies.

[@kardan2515]

@@baldermort its not an alternative heresy, its a story of iron father kristos leading some iron hands into gaudinia prime and them getting corrupted by slaneesh. Then stronos rescued them, turned off their emotional control system (forgot what its called) and fought EC along with some flesh/machine fusion demons.

[@LMR041082]

Thanks baldermort, more great stuff like this is always appreciated

[@mistercmartin]

YES!!! MORE KRONAN!!! Thank you Sir Baldermort!

[@majorrsole7355]

Brilliant as usual, but I've only just realised how much i enjoy the side bars. Absolutely hysterical before taking us back to the story.

[@justinleblanc588]

He has Returned with a another wonderful video ,Thank you!

[@somewhereyouarent]

The most entertaining of readers, PERIOD.

[@totallylegit4092]

Just when I thought that this week couldnt get any better

[@lurtz9083]

AND once again you manage to make my night a party.Thank you baldy,thank you so much.your FAITHFUL LISTENER❤❤❤

[@georgerogers3840]

🎉🎉 these are your best videos they are hilariously funny written beautifully and your rated wonderfully they are funny and great well done 👍👍👍😊

[@dylanmcnamara672]

Just started listening to Distractible and was not prepared for “welcome gentle listener”

[@TheKnivingComplex]

love the idea of the OP 'nids having a natural Predator in the Orks, having a scrap, then a good old fashion BBQ afterwards

[@TheDubDisciple]

Literally the only faction that can turn a Tyranid invasion into a positive outcome 😂

[@LMR041082]

Now I can get behind for this and get excited for! Here’s a super thanks!

[@watleythewizard2381]

Amazing, as always.

[@roberthowe3377]

All Hail !! For that Most Orkyest of Orks has returned unto us.... Da Cunnin One. Thanks for your work on this my friend and I look forward to the day when Kronan may, through his data slate indeed encounter the Gold ones !! As ever greetings from Kilkenny.

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

"THE ORKS CRAVE BOOTY AS MUCH AS THE DARK ELDAR DISREGARD SAFE WORDS...." I HAVE JUST DIED...I ASPHYXIATED DUE TO AN UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING FIT KNOWN IN LEGENDS AS AN "INFERNAL CHORTLE" OR AN "ABYSMAL GUFFAW". EITHER WAY, DUE TO SHENANIGANS AND FRIPPERY BEYOND MY CONTROL...I HAVE BEEN SHAKEN LOOSE OF MY MORTAL COIL. 😅😂🤣😳😵‍💫😵⚰️🪦 👻

[@zendit570]

Always love a good kronan ststore

[@edwardblacklock2446]

Da bezt dai eva!

[@DarthFetid]

that intro had me in stitches

[@andarchy1386]

What a grand narration brother Bald the best damned 40 k series on KZbin this has it all!!

[@violentheart8060]

GAPSU! He figured out.... DUN DUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!! MUTLITASKING!!! :O

[@RPGgoo]

The title for this is parody gold as this coincides with Leviathon. It makes me wonder if Kronan will ever get to stomp through a wargaming miniature factory in China or attack Gamesworkshop HQ itself.

[@TetchyDesert]

WAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!

[@solvdrage1456]

You sir, are the main reason the internet exists

[@leewat3742]

More, More..... Excellent work Balder old chap.

[@lucho9911]

Thank for a nice story in these dark times !