THE SQUIG GAMES - LEGEND OF KRONAN DA KUNNIN

THE SQUIG GAMES - LEGEND OF KRONAN DA KUNNIN
A CONTINUATION OF THE LEGEND OF KRONAN.
SPOILERS: DO NOT WATCH/LISTEN TO IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE SQUID GAMES AND INTEND TO DO SO.
A homage to Conan the Barbarian - emulation or skit is the highest form of praise after all.
Comedic style for extra fun. :)
Stories will be continued from video to video, creating a long narrative over time.
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[@dominickdambrosio783]

"the girl the fat one the librarian type, and the juice god." They have never been summarized so perfectly

[@DanielWW2]

Well, TTS did have a rather decent summary of them. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWWaqJ2Ljbikb8k

[@alphabarbs]

Every Chaos cultist = TRIGGERED

[@jameswilliams2075]

@@sapper12b71 well orks do eat any enemy except eldar so blood would be like juice to them

[@daverage4729]

Laughed my ass off at that. 'The Juice God'. :) :) :)

[@josephk.4200]

Blood = juice Steroid = juice It works on multiple levels.

[@LMoftheCoast]

Yay, more Kronan! Definitely my favourite series Baldy makes… and it’s blatantly obvious that he has far too much fun writing and performing it. :D

[@ranekeisenkralle8265]

There is no such thing as "too much fun".

[@alphabarbs]

@@ranekeisenkralle8265 - ... there is only Jealousy, which is a sad and sordid humie trait, and so, best left alone.

[@ranekeisenkralle8265]

@@alphabarbs A fair point - but not everyone here is human. Not quite anyways.

[@Matwho]

Neva enuf dakka! Oh, wel dakka is the gratist fun, so neva enuf fun? Ugh 'ead 'urt

[@ranekeisenkralle8265]

@@Matwho You're getting the gist of it I see.

[@goingforgold_8536]

**Ork Warboss from another planet hears this story** “So da boyz of dis planet has to choose between an evil chaos boss” *shutters* “Or a tikin boss” *shutters* “Deez gitz are in a right proper bad spot if you ask me!”

[@CaptainKiLL83]

"We couldn't afford voice actors so he stayed silent" baldermort sir, I would happily volunteer. ALSO what a cliffhanger ending!!! Love it.

[@sumpterino]

What i love about the Kronan videos are how they're harkening back to the slightly goofier beginnings of WH40k, major thumbs up Balders!

[@Duppyman695]

I called it! ...... Kronan wouldn't fail to escape and with the help of..... 'THINKIN' he would create the greatest set of 'games' to ever be conceived of!

[@curtismcelhaney2512]

Ummm.... Spoiler!!!! Lol

[@Duppyman695]

@@curtismcelhaney2512 Spoiler............ and The Emperor kills Horus and Horus kills The Emperor..!

[@BohdanKaiba]

A really proper Orky way to end Orktober, thank you for these fantastic stories! Kronan deserves his own model!

[@baldermort]

Thanks LCB. Will chat about your update in discord. Confusing.

[@BohdanKaiba]

@@baldermort more than happy to talk when you are free

[@johncloud3823]

I admit- I would be willing to pay for a Kronan model! 😄

[@Erik-zh7rk]

@@johncloud3823 has Baldemort described him in full at any point? I’d give it a go

[@robrib2682]

@@Erik-zh7rk from what I've heard of his descriptions he wears a grechin as a helmet tied like an unshonka hat, with mega armor and an excessively large Choppa. Personally I think you should go whole hog with the Conan imagery to fill in the rest and just make him a snakebite Warlord.

[@waniel2962]

It seems the deathskulls took the second N in Kronan's name. This is why we can't have nice things. Edit: Looks like Kronan bashed them until they gave it back. Nice.

[@alphabarbs]

The bit about the humies writing stuff down and sending it off, so that other humies could write about the things that had already been written about... Hits harder than the... ahem, 'chewy atmosphere' mentioned in the last episode.

[@Hellriderforeveryone]

I’ve been subscribed to audible for 2 years now and listened to almost all warhammer books there is now and I can’t remember when I got so excited the last time like when I see you post a new episode of Kronan, this is so professional. Thank you for making my days in my big rig so much better!

[@Tinkering4Time]

1. Oooh, was that a dig at GW I heard there? 2. Baldermort, you dog, that cliffhanger caught be by surprise! You built quite the momentum there.

[@tastymoojuice9665]

This was bloody brilliant! Combining Squid Games and 40K in such an awesome manner is a true sign you’ve been blissed by both Gork & Mork.

[@bigearl3867]

People my age say,"It's on!" My grown children now inform me that it's now,"Bring that smoke!" I wouldn't care if you'd said,"Have at you!" I would still be here. I once again must say I enjoy your story telling, and humor. You are an original.

[@Feraor112]

The Ork stories make me happier than Boulder's can fathom !

[@BigBinky_Gaming]

What a great story for the end of Orktober! The Squig Games will live on for years.

[@hildus7222]

I was not prepared for almost a full 90 minutes of Kronan, this is truly what is best in Orktober. So many fantastic puns, references, and light chortles

[@Battlemaster952]

I love how Kronan refers to the chaos gods. "The girl, the fat one, the library type, whatever that was, and the juice god." Juice god fits Korn so well! 🤣 Edit: Just finished this tale all the way through, and am amazed at how well your storytelling this night has shown me what people say when they say you understand what it means to be....orky. Not only that, but how well your narration of the sacred "Squig Games" taught us much about squigs themself, while enthralling me in this tale of perseverance, a bit of luck, a good bit of kunnin', triumph, and a Sean Connery ork to set the stage for Kronan the Kunnin's ascension to the greatest warboss on Aqualonia! I can see the vision of his jeweled crown far clearer now, perhaps as clearly as Kronan himself by this time! Thank you for this treat, this banquet, Grand Orator Baldemort, as the perfect cliffhanger cap of to Orktober! May this last day be truly orky for you, and full of unabashed joy in whatever brings you the same joy as krumpin' some 'Umies or Knife-ears! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!!!!

[@Fluffinator129]

I honestly thought the juice god was Nurgle since he is a leaky trash bag. One that is full of dirty diapers and has been marinating in the summer heat ever since the garbage man forgot to pick it up last week.

[@fumarc4501]

Orange juice is just orange blood.

[@paulav7961]

@@Fluffinator129 - (shudder) gagging noises. :(

[@CountSwann]

This genuinely had me laughing my ass off during my isolation period after testing positive for Covid, fantastic work Balders

[@baldermort]

Good luck brother!!!

[@samuelbenefiel5362]

@@baldermort I can imagine Kronan turning into the next Krork

[@GiarcMcDerp]

Kronan's story has been my absolute favorite so far! I'm so hyped for the next installment!

[@frannyfranfrancis]

Really hard to come up with a suitable compliment after that masterpiece of storytelling!

[@hayescharles45]

Kronan got me into orks. Well done Baldemort for chronicalling him, you clever sod.

[@thetalantonx]

Brother Baldermort - You are once again in fine form. It seemed you were channeling Robert Asprin, Terry Pratchett, and Douglas Adams all at the same time, and making something new in your truly unique style.

[@baldermort]

Thanks brother Talanton. ;) :)

[@Flyn88]

I wasn’t sure which storyline I enjoyed more, Thaddeus or Kronan but with this piece I think the choice is clear

[@wadesmallwood6024]

Lord Baldermort...I hoped only for a taste of your delicious lore, but instead you give us a feast of prodigious proportions! Thank you so very much!

[@feeshyfeesh3568]

"Sweating like an Eldari under the fast expanding shadow of of a drop pod" Better than Shakespeare

[@baldermort]

😂😂🤣😁

[@inquisitorgarza312]

These little monsters are not to be underestimated by anyone within the Imperium, and the Squigs are an example of what the Greenskins unique biology. Squigs are different life forms of the Orks biology and one with such diverse biological makeups that could be compared to the Tyranids, but they are vital to the Greenskins culture and war making.

[@Drigoon12]

Tiddles, a god among greenskins, a legend to all, and a friend to one.

[@nedyse7200]

¨Like an Eldar sweating in a drop pods shadow¨ That was awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Many thanks Balderlord of Mort.

[@Uzzgub]

Best line

[@leandrobravo3319]

The description of the chaos-gods had me giggeling for ten minutes. Thankfully by now I know not to drink, when listening to Kronans saga. So not only was the keyboard safe this time, but I can proudly proclaime to have learned something this year.

[@mikeday5776]

Oh mate! Just about one of your best! I cried, I laughed, okay there was some soiling but I’m an old man who got the 2000AD reference, so that’s to be expected. 10/10 loved every minute!

[@baldermort]

🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@marksutherlandjr.2121]

The "Librarian type" hahah LOVE this ❤

[@serjobsalot8768]

I was going to listen to this as a bedtime story and then nod well off to it. Didn't work, caught myself giggling too much several times. Good times, never change Sir Balders! :-D

[@vontheunknown7982]

The dawn of War games did a great job with the orks, hopefully we get a new Dawn Of War game that can we do the mistakes from dawn of War 3 but one can only hope.

[@garysuarez9614]

That would be a present that pays for itself.

[@earlbedfordjr83]

The Orkz was the only thing DoW3 did right.

[@Erik-zh7rk]

@@earlbedfordjr83 they were kinda cool, yeah

[@Erik-zh7rk]

DoW 3 had its redeeming qualities...if it had been a new IP and not a redo of an existing successful one

[@mattroxursoul]

More likely is the dungeon keeper mobile treatment. booo. I am still pretty salty about that one, I loved DK2

[@seawurm]

I love the Kronan storyline so much.

[@robinmiller871]

A superbly done dish, as always lord Baldermort!!!

[@Gabensrightnut]

Honestly I wish to be reborn as anything down the krork lineage they always seem to be so happy no matter how fucked the universe is

[@slacknhash]

The bit with the termites raised a chuckle. Before I realised that laughter at the works of the Grand Master of Termight was sure to get me dragged off to the torture chambers, as is the fate of all deviants. Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!

[@baldermort]

Got to love Torquie. :).

[@slacknhash]

@@baldermort Indeed! You've got to. It's the law. Unless you want a detailed inspection of your purity involving spiky things with hooks on and things.

[@pupysb6267]

Thanks Uncle Balders... You make the 40k universe live with your detailed narrations... GW should hire you for the Loremasters series... Then I would resub to Warhammer+ without a doubt

[@Therealmanticorejones]

“So let us be Earnest instead, but it’s not as if it is important.” As a lover of theatre I approve this nod. Well done, good sir.

[@baldermort]

🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. I couldn’t resist. :)

[@pelotubies8280]

Now this is quality

[@jacobcronk2785]

I love these stories. I have something good to listen to while painting my Cadians

[@Wulgreath]

Dear Baldermort, I've been going and listening to Mr. Howard in earnest for the first time. He can wait though, as now it is time for the Legend of KRONAN!

[@ZomBearXD]

I love baldermorts fan fictions! 😁 seriously you should be writing for the black library!

[@anexistanthuman2435]

This is going to be a zoggin good time

[@jasoncross4587]

Can't get enough of Kronan da kunnen watch them a.s.a.p. whenever they drop! WAAAAAGGGHHHH!!

[@MagnusDidNothingWrong]

Phenomenal, as always top notch work Baldie! Cliff hanger got me, I was so hyped for the beat down Kronan is going to give tooth smasha. I guess I will have to wait. Would be nice if tiddles shows up for the fight, I have become very fond of tiddles. He is everything I want an attack squig to be.

[@Prince9743]

You got to love the oaks, most fun army I ever painted ☠️👍

[@johndalziel4226]

Lol using the Conan the barbarian introduction was great 👍

[@RAMBOdyykkari]

This day just got a WAAAAGGGHHH lot better, thank you Baldermort!!

[@chrisprescott2273]

YES! Kronan is back, and all is orky in the world.

[@chrisprescott2273]

PS: . Squid Game/The Squig Games.....I see what you did there brother. That's why you're THE BEST!

[@MegasLagann]

he was well and truly FU- erm... in trouble. that killed me lmao

[@rantymcrant-pants9536]

This is several layers of ridiculous. A little like Prachett. I love it.

[@CRONNOS95]

Something about the image of him sighing with a done with everything expression as the tree falls really warms my heart.

[@josheasterling342]

This conan ork story is awesome. I truly love it.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

Methinks the "Humble Servant' hath absconded with all the urine... Bravo.

[@fallstaff1517]

My sweet sweet humble lore master! I saw this when I was on break at work and almost screamed with joy. I knew i had to save this for when I got off work. Now I have some squigs to paint!

[@edpistemic]

I think Kronan is my favourite of all your creations! xD

[@amosb1452]

when 'odd boys!' takes on a whole new meaning 🤣😂 Bravo!

[@windhamearl4544]

Another glorious episode! Almost had to re rack my weights 3 times due to laughter!! What a cliffhanger! Can't wait for the dual!!

[@squirrellordsgaming2772]

You had me at "Bogey Flicking".. Well done!!

[@ahorriblebeast196]

Never was a better story ever told sit back gentle listener and let Me tell you about the late 70’s and early 80’s before internet and limewire

[@LMR041082]

Oh my god. Can’t wait for this. I love you baldermort.

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jamescarter8693]

Hell yea

[@Ninjahbutter]

I absolutely love when you write from the point of view of the Orcs. How they rationalize and make sense of the world around them is hilarious.

[@cwilcoxart4017]

The "Hungry Hungry Orccos" part is hilarious!

[@worstestminipainter2391]

Awesomely hilarious! Nothing like being on the edge of your seat. Trying not to pee yourself. I love Orks, but I adore Baldermort orks.

[@JordanAndTrazyn]

Oh my god THIS IS PERFECTION.

[@claudiumangaloiu9756]

This, this is why I love you Baldemort.

[@Sayanami]

Thank you very much! Your Kronan Stories are always a joy to listen to

[@moxtordoki96]

The girl. The fat. The librerian ( whatever is that). And the juice one. I love u baldemort

[@mattroxursoul]

When you said it was a mismatch, I got it backwards I thought Kronan had the advantage. A really kunning Orky Ork in a loin cloth vs A big zoggin git in mech suit.

[@lokai7914]

"...a dental waterfall..." You have exceeded yourself, Lord Baldermort.

[@valdimarinn]

The writing in this one is just genius.

[@askel-1]

My Friend you could never out do the great Makko but I love the reference and very fitting. 😁🤘

[@Ridgelinehunter007]

I have been impatiently and eagerly awaiting this one and it did not disappoint thank you as always stay blessed! It's hard to say, some of your best work yet, and you continue to exceed your previous Works & efforts time and time again.👍🏽👍🏻👏🏻👏🏾👏🏻👏🏾👏🏻😉

[@Erik-zh7rk]

I must have missed it, but I don’t remember seeing a notification for this video. Well done as always Baldermort.

[@scottrussell3862]

This is without doubt the most enjoyable audio dramas on you tube love baldermorts work and hope you decide to publish one day.

[@blindside4076]

Finally the long wait is over!! It feels like it’s my birthday! Cannot wait for the next instalment of Kronan!

[@dtm20004]

_Ahem,_ *WAAAAAAAAAAAGGH* Thanks again for some of the best ork stories around. Happy Orktober!

[@georgewazwaz9279]

What a cliff hanger Baldy fantastic work as always good sir

[@mattroxursoul]

Yay it is like Christmas! I just wanted a couple Ork videos this month and now you release an 80 minute episode you are my hero

[@Danut2]

By rose scented thunderclap from the backside of Gork and Mork, you have done it once again. you went full Baldemort

[@baldermort]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@rodneygaul2227]

That was pure "evil" stopping when you did Another excellent video

[@dukecoull9016]

I definitely think it is “Fortune favours the bald” 😂

[@henryxu713]

Baldermort, you sir are brilliant, i have loved this series more than many published books

[@baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@MissouriReaper]

I think this has to be one of My Favorite 40k Series on youtube

[@whythelongface64]

Best lore channel period.

[@davebowman9000]

Someone's been seeing Netflix, I see. Great episode as always, Brother! Very entretaining!!

[@trajanfidelis1532]

Gambling is dangerous enough with humans let alone orks and squigs

[@FleshPrisonJanitor]

I almost choked at your reference to "The Importance of Being Earnest." Thank you Balder! This may be your funniest video yet!

[@baldermort]

You are the only one that noticed so far. Honestly, these Kronan entries are denser than most believe. But then, that is the fun. I honestly believe most people only catch half of it as I am rambling on so long and fast. Muahhaahahaha. :)

[@FleshPrisonJanitor]

@@baldermort Also, the sliver in the middle of the Venn diagram of Oscar Wilde Afficianados and 40K Ork Lovers is awfully small.

[@4FunCycle]

Favorite story. I've made a Kronan da Kunnin in DnD. Fighter 2, wizard X. He wears a helm of intellect of course.

[@baldermort]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@4FunCycle]

Of course he has a squib familiar named “Tiddles”

[@freybrand1617]

I live for this series. Absolutely brilliant and all things orky.

[@DahLekKnight]

You make me like the Orks to a point that teeters on heresy. Well done, sir. Well done.

[@ethanfrields7050]

8:08 let out an audible "get em Tiddles!" love this storyline so much. Well made, o master of lore

[@gefmeister6239]

Aaahhh Baldermort! I've been looking forward to the next instalment of Kronans mighty story and you haven't disappointed. Without doubt the best comic fantasy storytelling since the late great Terry Pratchett!!

[@f...yafeelins]

I love my Faithful Servant!!!! JUICE! FOR THE JUICEGOD!!!!

[@lorgaraurelian3392]

As interested as I am in what my sons are up to in their SSF this one is without a doubt my favorite.

[@h3r0ofhyrule]

I really enjoy how Kronan is slowly re-evolving from an Ork back into a Krork

[@therogueadmiral]

Good god this is so funny. Your writing and dialogue is the best I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.

[@baldermort]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@brokedude9999]

Exceptionally entertaining Top Marks Baldy Have wonderful All Hallows Eve

[@mossberg882]

I love the Orky spin on the Squid games!!! It's perfect and violent and wholly entertaining