Kronii join in Gura's Valley Girl because she is too good

Valley Girl so strong it almost kill the Death herself
Original Stream:
【UNO COLLAB】YOU HAVE UNO. feat. Calli, Gura, Kronii and Baelz!
• 【UNO COLLAB】YOU HAVE U...
Credits :
Music : DOVA-SYNDROME - dova-s.jp/
#OuroKronii #GawrGura #HololiveEN #holoCouncil #オーロクロニー #hololive

[@nairda9601]

It's either Gura's an actual valley girl or she mocked valley girls her whole life that she became one

[@35PHaaton]

If she's from the midwest, she definitely has mocked the valley girl accent

[@chinoyomaji288]

Definitely mocked. And it's great

[@ninjashot37]

Given how often she's talked about farm-life I'm pretty sure it's the latter.

[@Boring_Guy-kk5kl]

With her history of being an alcoholic cowboy it's expected

[@kabisue1997]

Or both.

[@cronotriggered4314]

I like to remind myself as frequently as possible that Calli is someone who gets her nails done regularly. Somehow it just makes everything more entertaining.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

She puts on a tomboy front, but every girl appreciates a good manicure,

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

Half the time Calli is a big soft theme park mascot. The other half, she is the large angry overworked park employee inside the theme park mascot.

[@monica_g456]

@@EpicNerdsWithCameras People touching my nails make me hella nervous, but I do like to take care of mine.

[@BackseatStudios]

I don't know about nails, but she sure changes her hair color on an almost monthly basis.

[@JRyan56]

I just see Calli having the same red nails irl as her other outfit.

[@ammaranuar2544]

Calli: Aight Gura, do the punishment Gura: *Does it too good* Calli: Please, stop. I regret everything

[@Eoc203]

It was supposed to be her punishment, but her unchained inner valley girl was so strong, she turned it into everyone else's.

[@jashirei7581]

@@Eoc203 reminds of kiara's baby punishment

[@SnazEM783]

"Call the ambulance, but not for me"

[@darkdevlink]

makes you question was it gura's punishment or calli's XD

[@samzorn4656]

"Stop! Stop! She's already dead!"

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

I feel like Calli has been around beverly girls before and this was triggering some nam level flashbacks

[@RavenAdventwings]

She's revealed she once worked part-time at A*********, so there's certainly some credibility to that guess.

[@Nowolf]

@@RavenAdventwings ?

[@ambiguousduck2333]

@@Nowolf I can only assume that is Applebees.

[@Nowolf]

@@ambiguousduck2333 i agree, but Applebee's is mostly up north east?

[@KVergara]

@@Nowolf Applebee's is everywhere, but I wouldn't say that it's the prime spot to find valley girls lol

[@chinoyomaji288]

"I will square off with you in front of the family mart" is the funniest shit I've heard calli say.

[@neetkira]

sounds like something Charlie would say now that i read it out here

[@dcresistance]

*Family Mart

[@RenoDojima]

Can you imagine two women just fighting in front of a Japanese convenience store? WorldStar Japan material right there.

[@chinoyomaji288]

@@RenoDojima funniest shid I'd watch smoking one

[@mirumizure]

Sounds like something that Filthy Frank said

[@shinn116]

I swear Kronii is like holding back to her valley girl, I'll die laughing if all of them do it including *father*

[@Nolzhan]

kronii did a valley girl in a hollow knight stream and it was *chefs kiss*

[@giordanosantilli5539]

Daddy*

[@umbaupause]

So she's like, totally holding back her like, valley girl? Gosh like, seriously!

[@jadefrenance6373]

@@Nolzhan link and timestamp pls?

[@xDarkTempest-]

@@umbaupause 😭😭😭

[@sapilaut2]

"Is it kronii or gura?" Yeah she's not hiding it. She WANTS that role

[@mad0813]

The fact that Gura picked the punishments you know damn well she wanted it.

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

@@mad0813 Masochists are very good at coming up with creative punishments. And I mean anyone who goes for all-perfect in a rhythm game's EX is 100% masochist.

[@JESUSWASAJUGGALO]

@@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310 how dare you! i'll have you know, me having a masochistic streak and being a perfectionistic rhythm gamer are two completely unrelated things

[@someloser6041]

@@JESUSWASAJUGGALO [x]

[@nhall129]

“Hey, Clock-kun…” Thats how you know Calli’s about to spit

[@westein1282]

It would've been more serious if she said "Helicopter-kun"

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

@@westein1282 "Now you listen here, *spin-to-win meatcopter* "

[@castform57]

With Gura submitting most of the punishments, the game was rigged from the start. Gura is so good with uwu, cowboy, valley girl, and probably many others on the list too.

[@haiqal5333]

Gee I wonder why 🤔

[@Suy..]

Gura is basically immune cause she's already cringe 😂

[@slowdro]

@@Suy.. _A, you think cringe is your ally... But you merely adopted the cringe; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't hear non-uwu talk until I was already a teen shark, by then it was nothing to me but DEAFENING._

[@slowdro]

_Cowboys betray you, because they belong to *me*._

[@bottomlefto]

From where they're playing Uno, this may seem like a +4 card of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

[@GoatMan-dl5ds]

Everyone thinks Kiara is the multilingual one but gura speaks valley girl and UWU

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

Lol she also speaks 'illiterate' aka Scout.

[@keshi3887]

@Starku i wanna be a cowboooyyyy, ridin ti- oh wait… 🥲

[@zu_ruki]

@@keshi3887 bro...

[@ant-fan]

I was not prepared for "Hey, Clock-kun. Don't you f*cking dare show me the sass. I swear to god, I will square off with you in front of the Family Mart."

[@indeedinteresting2156]

Even I felt uncomfortable. I can only imagine what Kronii felt.

[@PaulNapkinds]

@@indeedinteresting2156 When even your dad is angry. You know you're fucked.

[@fellowman8796]

Gura started her valley girl accent at 0:25 and Calli realized her mistake at 0:39 Gura's valley girl is so strong that it made Calli regret it in 14 seconds. This wasn't a punishment. Maybe only to calli. No, to gura, bae, and kronii, it was peak entertainment

[@dummydumdum9306]

I really love how theyre all just like friends hanging out instead of a senpai/kouhai collab. Exactly what i wanted to see from the en branch

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

Yeah, they'll joke around about it sometimes but senpai/kouhai is definitely not a thing in the West so it would be weird if they tried to force it.

[@gavinkemp7920]

​@@shinigamimiroku3723as far as I know the senpai/kouhai doesn't go much further than titles and some jokes even in JP.

[@onlyRicky_x]

Was that a penalty for Gura? Seems like Calli was the only one suffering.

[@fuzzydude64]

Malicious compliance, the best kind

[@neetkira]

lol i absolutely love when Calli just shouts that deep “HEY”

[@thrownstair]

Giving me LEGO City flashbacks

[@yoruucchi]

I think this is ain’t punishment for Gura, she’s enjoying it too much🤣

[@trottel257]

CLock-kun and shork collab be like "Keep talking and nobody explodes but we can only speak valley girl"

[@haha__cool_yes]

“Buy you some carton milk” Kronii’s canadian is showing again, we all know the leaves buy their milk in bags

[@zomgz932]

Only eastren canada has milk in bags. Manitoba west its all cartons or jugs. As a 'toban i have never seen a milk bag asisdes from those attached to females.

[@smug22]

@@zomgz932 you are hilarious 😂

[@fellowninja]

@@zomgz932 From the southern US, but know a couple guys in Alberta/Saskatchewan area so Imma do my best impression.... "Man, f**k Trudeau!" 😃 was I close?

[@zomgz932]

@@fellowninja pretty much. That milksop cant be gone soon enough. But we are getting off topic, our canuck clock dose not have an eastren accent so id place her more west coast most likely B.C. which also has no baged milk.

[@-Raylight]

Calli was dying of laughter, it's so good lol Didn't know what's Valley girls before this. Now I'm addicted to Kronii and Gura's valley girl xD

[@Lichelf]

Last month Gura did a stream with Ame (who actually has a bit of a natural valley accent) where they talked about it and did the accent. You can find the clip if you search a for "Amelia Watson valley girl accent" They even considered doing an entire valley girl collab.

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

@@Lichelf is it that one with very thicc eyelashes and lips, with overly colorful fingernails ? ...

[@fo-ef8qo]

Callie was straight up dying. wheezing. hilarious

[@fo-ef8qo]

@@ManusiaKagakRusuh I think the one he's referencing was a minecraft clip

[@KevinJeff.]

Me too... Back when ame gura in Minecraft stream i don't know what's valley girl accent is... Now, I now why 😄

[@gamerboy7962]

Kronii: "Why don't you get a carton of milk?" Me: "Why you gotta bring up a dark secret?"🥺

[@alexymb4721]

I didn't get it

[@15stargamer98]

@@alexymb4721 Calli is Dad... Uh, a common way that people leave a relationship is by saying they're going to get some milk. Soooooooooo...

[@Mr312331]

​ @15star gamer ​ @Alex YMB i thought its about canada prefer their milk jug over carton milk

[@nicholasneyhart396]

@Testing 123 That is just the "special" people in Ontario. Everywhere else has milk in plastic jugs. Go to any store in Nova Scotia, Quebec , or New Brunswick and find me milk in a bag, you won't. I spend my summer in St John working with my uncle and I have yet to see bagged milk in the Maritimes. Weirdly enough they have bagged milk in Philadelphia for some reason because my other uncle always has it in his refrigerator.

[@davidkaminski615]

NOOO!!! Don't make Dad go away! If Dad goes for milk, he's not coming back!

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

I love how Baelz is just there like a little kid being brought along for the ride, asking what everything means and marveling at everything, while Gura and Kronii are the sassy older sisters and Calli is the tormented dad

[@koonii7689]

“What are you gonna do? Buy me some carton of milk?” Because CALLI’S A DAD OMFG I laughed a little too much at this seriously kroniiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😭😭😭

[@mkhasifal874]

I need context for this pls 😂

[@ryzkyjaeger07]

@@mkhasifal874 It's about the joke about fathers leaving their estranged wife and kids behind for good and uses an excuse like buying milk in a convenience store to do so.

[@user-dh5pg8gc3m]

2:35

[@tsukikage3941]

Are we not talking about the "Calliope Forest" joke? Because that got me good. Context: 'Mori' also means 'forest' in Japanese, so Calliope Mori also means Calliope Forest.

[@user-dh5pg8gc3m]

As you can see at 3:38, in fact Calli's name for uno game was 'CalliopeFourest', so I think that Gura just read the nickname of Calli on the screen.

[@parkscarlett8586]

Calli spell it “Fourest” and four is the general number for death in Asian countries since “four” and “death” in Chinese are phonetically similar. So that’s another layer of wordplay there.

[@stalwartarjuna]

2:10 Calli's dadness levels are peaking

[@Fina1Ragnarok]

Gura: *Sees spinner land on Valley Girl Gura: "Didn't I lose the last round?"

[@balvarine8709]

Kronii only moving once per second. I LOVE IT!

[@herbderbler1585]

She really committed to it

[@cc9787]

Sasuga Time Warden

[@_stree2590]

somewhere between PNG and Vtuber.

[@KeireShiryo]

I cant ever unsee that lmaoo this whole stream was so scuffed its great

[@coppocupjojo4879]

Spin wheel choose, valley girl accent as punishment for Gura, Calli after realizing she made a mistake: "well, well, if it isn't on my own consequences"

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

Laser guided karma.

[@Tyuzinhuh]

Calli: haha Gura, now you have to do a valley girl impression for the entire match! Gura: ok *does a perfect impersonation* Calli: I regret every single decision I made in my life

[@hermanwillem7057]

calli felt so out of place immediately

[@ravenspring6068]

She is the normal one… the dad

[@royalsimp2038]

The dad....hanging out with the kids

[@foursoup7922]

Probably triggering some ptsd lmao

[@oujimandias6485]

Calli tried to assert her Family Mart turf, to no avail.

[@passintogracegoldenyearnin6310]

@@foursoup7922 She actually said in another clipping that she felt like the awkward goth being confronted by the popular girl. *She must have opened Pekora's box*

[@shomakerosaki7137]

The fact that calli has such an awesome authoritative voice is so it does things right men

[@qwertyasdf7615]

My man!

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Yaaaaaaas. Prepare for, like, trouble, queen..." "And, like, make it double, kthanks."

[@Adi-oc7vu]

Oh man no I want to actually see that happen lol Also how is there not a singe comment here

[@micoh1155]

The look of amusement and instant regret on calli’s face as gura pulled the most convincing valley girl accent Pure absolute bliss

[@exstee]

Calli getting ptsd from that accent lmao you can tell she's definitely had to grit her teeth while dealing with airhead valley girls irl

[@bhull242]

Or she used to act like that once and cringes at the memories…

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

Either that or trying so hard not to lose it laughing into her mic. XD

[@jumpy85plays61]

I love how Calli immediately went, "Oh god what have we done?". It just slayed me

[@ChelGaming]

This was too good lol

[@justinyu5892]

So Gura rose up from the depths of Atlantis only to live in the Valleys of Beverly Hills before being recruited by Yagoo.

[@xelasneko]

I love punishment UNO, especially if you have seen the previous holoMyth version. Loving the Kronii and Baelz edition in this one.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

CALLI MENTIONED FAMILY MART LMAO That's lowkey one of my favorite obscure Japan references. FIlthy Frank used to randomly mention it in gags all the time. Just throw in Family Mart as he rambles obscenely in Japanese... it was priceless.

[@etnoreinfield3474]

The way Calli's eyes were just shaking around as Gura does her valley gurl. It was too much for Calli

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Calli just like Cowboy that sent to the future and stranded in the middle of Valley Girls community ...

[@prototypegaming5458]

I was gonna say a teacher who had enough of the popular girls in a private school English class but that works too

[@GeekBot404]

2:23 Daddy Calli Activated

[@incesantemaik]

I will never forget the most cursed conversation I've ever heard between two valley girls at a winery about how Becky had spiked Trish's sangría. Gura always reminds me of that with her accent. Goddamit, woman.

[@richardsavings6690]

30 seconds in and when I'm wondering when I tuned into an episode of Totally Spies.

[@herbderbler1585]

Calli: I will turn this stream around right now!

[@Random_Fanguy]

For real though how does Calli have her eyes dart around like that?

[@Haseo123653]

She has 3 monitors so her eyes are darting around trying to keep track of everything

[@persianking44]

Calli: Gura, you have to talk like a valley girl now. Gura: My time has come…

[@shaddykack]

“I will square off with you in front of the family mart” - shit had me rolling.

[@thorukaede2817]

PLSS GURA IS SO GOOD AND KRONII MOVING LIKE A SLIDE SHOW HAS ME DYING

[@helloneighbour2408]

Calli raising her voice to scold the sassy kids. Truly our DAD

[@michaeledmunds7266]

She out does anyone I've ever heard, and I LIVE in the valley!

[@dynostretch9215]

I will always love at 1:00 when Calli has to turn away from the microphone because she's laughing so damn hard at Gura's impression.

[@PixelleHearts]

Calli has ventured through the deepest ruins of hell... but nothing prepared her for the deepest valley of them all... California.

[@Mogmaster]

I can't stop listening to this, it's addicting for some reason.

[@leonartha03]

lol Gura just so excited as soon as she know it's valley girl...

[@leonardocouto3109]

Man, that was the exact moment I got in. I watched it all and just left. My life is done, there is nothing that can top this.

[@wilma_wessels]

Gotta love how Calli went full "dad just got done drinking and is angry"

[@williamcratis9813]

“I will square off with you in front of the family mart” that’s such an amazing quote lol

[@Radical_Sir]

Dad got real pissed Kronee-chan was giving her sass

[@alial6658]

Calli actually scared me. Her angry dad attitude is too real

[@adamhandreineapostle5049]

Kronii inner valley girls came out

[@dionerowler]

that's surprisingly comes very smooth like *very smooth*

[@Eis_]

"Daddy's not gonna like that", Gura (2021)

[@abbypal7283]

this video..perfection!😆💕

[@somekaigainiki]

so this is where the valley girl virus start

[@DrDoktah]

Can't wait for kronii and cali to throw hands in front of family mart, I hope they livestream it.

[@dylantaylor6879]

Gura is like Mark Wahlberg. They mocked something to the point that they could perfectly replicate it.

[@Salvador-312]

I’m glad this is the one moment I caught on the stream lmao

[@Carlosmartinez117]

I loved this stream it was nonstop fun!

[@YT-hates-my-Japanese-name]

This collab is just *golden,* bro.. xD

[@chronomage4939]

"and they talk with a valley girl accent, funniest shit I've ever seen"

[@saige374]

I like how gura is concerned if they're actually fighting

[@tdelfino2509]

Calli: "You SHUT YOUR MOUTH when you're talking to me!"

[@jbmsonicxd]

I always love when Calli is in a clip, because she moves her eyes so much

[@EmilioReyes_97]

Clock kun...shes been holding on to that one for a while

[@Serocco]

Gura has no business sounding this hot as a valley girl

[@kleiahmurasame5401]

Sheeeeshhh... Is anyone here with me hearing Kronii humming to MAMAMOO's Hip at the end of the video?? im fangirling...

[@teo3066]

Gotta love Kronii's motion capture running in 1 fps

[@shimmereyes8984]

Another of those epic moments born out of the genius of Dad, Gura's sheer comedic talent and Kronii's inspired play along the peak entertainment

[@barsni4779]

When chaos is the most normal one in the room.

[@SephJoSloth]

If you feel good in a penalty, the penalty is others'

[@waffle-waffle5416]

I feel like Gura voluntarily get the punishment and have waiting for this to happen

[@aammvv8207]

Bae absolutely enjoying the entertainment lmao

[@XenoKnightAlpha]

Holy macaroni, Gura's valley girl power level is too STRONK

[@qwertyasdf7615]

ROFL .. I missed a big part of the stream.. sad face, yasssss

[@vanguardtrainer924]

Gura’s Vally girl voice sounds so natural.

[@NijiHoloFan]

Calli looks like she's having a nervous breakdown! X'D THIS IS AMAZING

[@ZoufyCZ]

Little did they know, it was at this moment Gura's true powers were unleashed

[@fatiswealth7865]

Never had Calli suffered that much from brain damage. xD

[@thesage1096]

imagine someone clicking on this, and randomly skipping to just after the wheel spin. with no context

[@phoebus86]

As a girl that currently resides in SoCal, I felt that.

[@maniacaldrive]

its funny when calli's crazy eyes activate.

[@riskvideos]

The valley girls brought the dad out of Cali. She had it up to here with this malarkey.

[@martinp3166]

I am just happy over how much fun Calli is having during this. Gura just owned the Valley

[@uuu12343]

Gura has the Chills' tone Oh Mah Gaaahd, Gooruh

[@The-Branch]

"You lost Gura, time for a punishment" *[Gura reveals a reverse card from her left over cards]*

[@cealsel]

The second Gura mentioned forest, Calli regretted everything.

[@mashpotato255]

That "ugh" at 1:04 is fcking perfect

[@GameBreaker1055]

When you try to take on a shark on land, but the shark has a sharknado prepared

[@Crackalacking_Z]

Clock-kun killed me so hard

[@CornysConsoles]

i still absolutely love how calli calls kroni "clock-kun"