Kryten's Double Polaroid - Red Dwarf - BBC

Kryten has a little trouble figuring out his new bodily functions when he gets turned into a human!
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[@DoorofPerception60]

"No Vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double Polaroid" I love it. This show is terrific.

[@synthonaplinth5980]

That line KILLED me.

[@MS-cm3cm]

I refer the court to Boris on Spitting Image

[@LNM0000]

Just laughed out loud. Again 😆😆

[@lionocyborg6030]

Sterling Archer learned that the hard way and he's been scared of robots ever since.

[@sayshal]

That smirk on Lister's face is perfect. Then when he puts the Polaroids together... First time I saw this I laughed so hard I could barely breathe! Red Drawf is the bomb!!

[@GGGriggs]

Watching this video while at work with the managers a few feet away and the first thing that comes out of my speakers: "My nipples don't work."

[@sarahquince9098]

Haha I'll bet that was embarrassing.

[@danoham10]

With the accent too

[@EditorOfSL]

Isn’t that what most men would say anyway? 😂

[@nathanbell6962]

I turned it up at work just before he said penis😂

[@Fandomsorwhatever]

when dave smirks its possible that it wasn't planned =D

[@Meerkat040]

Yeah it does look that way.

[@Sonichero151]

He was breaking at this part.........

[@ironwolfosiris]

I cannot keep from laughing at this part lmao

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

Apparently they have him a dick pick without telling him.

[@squeaksvids5886]

And quick thinking from Robert to ad-lib “Smerk mode”!

[@davidrobins1021]

This is one of the single funniest scenes in the whole of Red Dwarf.

[@johnkeith8072]

I don't know, it's not "worse than playing away at Leeds..." Much less a "blue alert situation..."

[@bardleyb7218]

Every Red Dwarf scene posted on you tube gets a “one of the funniest scenes in the whole series” comment. The reality is that the show is just brilliant and funny throughout. Amazing cast, writing, production, sets, direction, and even the cgi is done exceptionally well.

[@minicle426]

What about the shrinking underpants? 🤔

[@neckronn99]

Robert Llewellyn is a freaking comic genius. And Craig Charles is no slouch, either, playing the straight man here. The two of them played off each other brilliantly.

[@slovan]

"What, taking photographs of it, and show it to your mates? No, it's not." I love those two lines.

[@Despot-Tyrant]

@Jack Sir You Are Sick.

[@longfineel2630]

@Jack Brown Pics or no proof

[@minicle426]

Ironically, people actually do that now.

[@ChrisBrown-px1oy]

​@@minicle426 Exactly. The fact that it's aged badly is an indictment. I came looking for this clip precisely because people are humming and hawing about whether William Wragg MP is a victim.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Kryten: is that normal. Lister: what taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates. no it's not.

[@polreamonn]

Moving in the wrong circles.

[@upsidedahead]

It’s normal for me 🤪

[@jimbottley8084]

Lister is by far my favourite 😍

[@psychee1]

Kryten's face when he talks about that super deluxe glide-vacuum cleaner just kills me every time XD Especially the eyebrows afterwards

[@nicholaskehler9169]

~3:15 "it was a triple bag easy glide vac with turbo suction and a self-emptying dust bag" translation "she goes deep with no gag reflex sucks hard and swallows"

[@animemanXLK]

No vacuum cleaner should give a normal human a double poloroid

[@alphayun7401]

*cough* technophilia *cough*

[@jasonlewis3742]

Stop kink shaming. Lmao

[@lifeisgood420365]

​@@alphayun7401fuck, I don't wanna Google it, I already know it's real just by reading it lmao

[@skybird141]

I love Lister's face at 1.21, it looks like he loses it for a second and is about to burst out laughing! Brilliant:) Love Red Dwarf.

[@MundaneRaptor]

It's a testament to Craig's professionalism that he managed to get through that scene without falling out of character at least a little bit.

[@drxshock6957]

i bet you there were many out takes of this scene xD

[@MrsBobby-gy5of]

One of the best scenes but did that damn woman have to do that stupid squeal .

[@lucygault4105]

Mrs. Bobby wat the eyaa at the end

[@Kinjamaimai]

"Is that normal?" "What, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates!? No!" I laughed to hard my breakfast milk shot out of my nose.

[@andrewmichaelscollectibles]

I read this as "I laughed so hard my breast milk shot out of my nose" 😂

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

I have browsed KZbin for many days and many nights, and I have yet to find a video with a better start than this: "My nipples don't work"

[@aliciamariecampanella4233]

Never gets old!!! "Well.....what were you thinking of at the time?!?" The last chicken in the shop look!!!

[@christopherdrennan3511]

you can tell Craig is trying not to laugh in this.

[@drxshock6957]

"No vacuum cleaner should give a human bieng a double polaroid!"

[@juliagoodwin3461]

“No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a *double poloroid* !” Is it weird that joke makes me laugh so hard?

[@synthonaplinth5980]

Craig's facial expressions are one of the best things about this clip

[@deanmorrow4083]

One of the best comedies ever.

[@lauraslade5308]

The best comedy ever

[@Lord_No-brainer]

“One of?” It’s THE best

[@williamcrowe2576]

That must've been one sexy vacuum cleaner.

[@TFSyndicate]

Nice to see that Polaroid has finally made film that's still usable after 3 million years!

[@michaelmartin8337]

AHHH Straight into smirk mode. 8-)

[@DarkPeter]

"woll in whot whey, don't werk?" Love Lister's accent XD

[@panowa8319]

He's from Liverpool.

[@MoskHotel]

I love Liverpool and the accents from there. Gotta love the Northerners!

[@HazelAnnie]

I miss Red Dwarf so much, I have met the whole cast and they are brilliant, the nicest people! I am annoyed because I have missed the new special because I moved to the US, I really hope that it will come onto BBC America!

[@jediknight1294]

Honestly you didn't miss much, return to earth was dogshit, the new series was OK...

[@MindstormXL]

Im afraid it probably won't happen, Red Dwarf moved from the BBC to another channel called Dave.

[@KingsNJenssons]

@@MindstormXL ​ @Jediknight 129 guys this is a comment from 11 years ago when you said that

[@ClawSpike]

@@KingsNJenssons They're all dead Dave. Everyon's dead Dave.

[@sarahquince9098]

The way Lister smirks is what I'd be like if any of my guy mates said that to me lol.

[@jamescollins2068]

Smirk mode. The most pleasurable yet annoying mode of human. 🤖

[@NeverShoutSophiiie]

1:21 - The cutest smile I have ever seen.. :3

[@clarestubbs9303]

I know, right? 😍😍

[@TheRogueTrooper]

the look on Lister's face at 2:40 is just priceless! XD

[@shuboy05]

The producers really gave him a Polaroid of a penis! That look of shock is genuine.

[@MoskHotel]

0:38 Robert’s accent slipped when he said “standard”.

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

Oh yeah

[@JacobTheRedWolf]

It's a banana.

[@jaimeluisi1807]

Dang, I thought it was a female aardvark. Gets me every time.

[@FozzQuaker]

I thought it was the Bolivian Navy on Manoeuvres in the South Pacific

[@RedJohnO22]

Dude! When I first saw this I was like "Dear God! Kryten has been turned into a slightly younger Cristopher Walken!!!!!

[@EditorOfSL]

That’s how Robert Llewelyn looks in real life. Not so much now he’s older, of course, but back then, yes.

[@rtozier2011]

This may well have been mentioned before but Craig Charles is actually looking at a photo of male genitalia, given to him by surprise by the producers to elicit a genuine reaction.

[@majorkilljoy]

You would have thought being around humans for so long Kryten would know how they recharge. But then again it wouldn't be so funny lol

[@kommodore979]

Yeah he is basically science officer and knows biology, he does medical treatment too when Lister is sick. Besides also cooking and caring for Lister. How would he not know the basics of how humans work.

[@DBower16]

I know! I love how Kryton then says, " Is it supposed to look like that? It's hideous!!!"" LOL!

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

"Now why do you suppose that happened?"

[@Simon0]

+Daemoshiin Belmont i got a really sexy expresso machine in my kitchen. Thinkig of askign it out on a date.

[@LeonDeka]

I've a Tassimo. It does Coffee, Tea and Hot Chocolate. Does that make me Tri-Sexual? ;)

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Eleventh Floor what were you thinking of at the time

[@Lord_Messiah_Disciple]

Sometimes, when men achieve a double Polaroid, it's just the body's way of telling us that both barrels are fully loaded and ready to discharge. 😅

[@RingLordSonic]

Listen to the chipmunk hiccup in the audience lol

[@robertsmalley8138]

She knew what she was doing silly . ....needed a good slap

[@nitrobyname]

"THE PERFECT blend of sci-fi and character driven comedy!" Couldn't put it better myself..

[@Schnorbs]

Brilliant, brilliant scene. The writing just couldn't be bettered, and the same goes for Robert Llewellyn's playing and Craig Charles's reactions.

[@PsychosisFire]

no matter how hard i twiddle it i just cant seem to pick up Jazz FM!

[@DarkWhiteCrow]

3:20 eyebrows :D

[@akinorevavikasor7953]

Honza Marek né asi 😂😂😂

[@somebuddyX]

He looks like a cross between Billie Joe from Green Day and Barrowman

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

Lol what a time to start the video "My nipples don't work!" I love Listers expression when he sees the double polaroid.

[@blackpoolbarmpot]

I still keep watching this clip, and it still cracks me up. I shall never think of a vacuum cleaner in quite the same way again !!!!

[@booshaboo1]

"Takin photographs of it an showing it to yer mates?" priceless.....

[@Czechness]

Lister's so , SO cute at 1:22 :)

[@SignOfTheTimes008]

I remember watching this show late at night years ago! one of the best shows ever on tv and it cheered me up watching it no matter what mood i was in.

[@ShotTower1]

One of the best red dwarf episodes.

[@EmmaSimone]

BEST SCENE EVER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. Nuff said.

[@clarestubbs9303]

Yes without doubt and the funniest!!

[@TalesofGirl4ever]

2:40 FREEZE! *clicks save as background* ;)

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

Man, it is really weird watching Robert Llewellyn not only without his usual angular makeup but with HAIR. Having never seen him out of costume before, I'd somehow got the idea that he was bald in real life.

[@MetalheadDude69]

Excellent show!!! When I heard that Back to Earth was coming out I sprang a double Polaroid!

[@LarcheyX]

just the looks on lister's face when trying to sensibly answer kryten is priceless like with the recharging socket! classic

[@anneb5603]

I was there in the audience when this was filmed. 1990 or 91. Was so funny

[@parklloyd6690]

Later on in the episode when Kryten says that he has had his head right up his recharge socket, priceless. Cheers.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

3:21 Kryten could hypnotise Lister with those eyebrows.

[@craigturner8993]

A classic scene, hilarious.. 😅😅

[@DrewSavo]

If Kryten ever offers to show you his photo collection, my advice is decline. Politely.

[@psychee1]

That fucking eyebrow waggle :D Every goddamn time!

[@user-sg5ne8ws5y]

Favorite red dwarf episode ever.

[@justflybyFAIRYGIRL]

watched this a million times and it is still funny

[@simplequirkygametime234]

Red Dwarf, for me, is truly becoming great again. It went for a few years of just being kinda boring but now it seems to have become funny and nostalgic again.

[@jd_27]

That smirk Lister gives when Kryten says penis is the most genuine thing I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if Craig wasn't expecting him to say that

[@Misery1408]

Have not watched this in sometime. My brother got me started on British sitcoms. Glad he did or I would be bored.

[@marnistone6153]

I love David Llewellyn's animated facial expressions!

[@mattpreece6106]

Kryten: "Is that normal?" Lister: "What? Taking pictures of it and showing it to your mates??" Only if you are a Tory MP 😆

[@KirahGiles231]

No wonder this Kryten is my dads favourite of the two, he’s hilarious and this scene proves it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lazyperfectionist1]

Ah, those good ol' days when we saw the polaroid as the pinnacle of photographic technology.

[@canadianbacon007]

1:46 "WELL?" double polaroids will polarize a room in a hurry.

[@jamierobinson1624]

what taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? epic

[@hotelmario510]

That's similar to in Futurama when Bender looks at electrical diagrams lol

[@Bikutolu]

"now why do you suppose that happend??" "whooo....what were you think over the time?!?"

[@TheIkaraCult]

Listers face at 1.18, tremendous

[@KatchRocketman]

Double polaroid. My new favorite euphemism. :D

[@panowa8319]

I see that the editors tone down the laughter. When I first saw this when it came out, the audience was howling😅 like crazy.

[@Zaphodox]

"My nipples don't work." Probably a sentence never before uttered!

[@TheSsonyaA]

1:20 ..love him!!! sweet :-*** :)

[@stipe3124]

This is more than precious 😂

[@davidhenderson3400]

"Straight into smirk mode" I think that line was ad-libbed to save the shot. Goo actors.

[@plugh1]

The last Chiken in the Shop Line - another great Kryten line.

[@teentitanchick15]

my dad would always watch this i never understood like half the things they were talking about now on the show, i'm almost grown up and i LOVE red dwarf its soo hilarious!!!

[@MaleneCat]

I absolutely love Lister's "double polaroid" look at 2:40 :)

[@Skymouth]

My fave scene in this epi!

[@chrissiebawn9357]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great book and series!😀😀😀💥💥🖖🖖❤❤🙏🙏🌍🤣

[@tenchistuff7716]

This clip is brilliant from start to finish. x'D

[@acerimmer8338]

Smoke me a kipper, Kryten. I'll be back for breakfast in my quarters covered with maple syrup and hummus. That oughta give you a triple polaroid, ol' chap!

[@Viscupelo]

Best opening line to a KZbin video ever.

[@userbasba]

Kryte as a human, just as funny.

[@hhJACK92]

That has got to be the best opening line of any video on youtube.

[@Logitah]

I'm laughing and I sound like I'm choking! :D

[@KrytenMark]

0:32 "Indeed, I have located what I have presumed to be the recharging socket, but for some strange reason, it doesn't appear to have the standard 3-pinned adaption!" X'''''D

[@neilgerace355]

"Stashed in his slacks" hahaha

[@niceniggafigure]

im from australia and i want this on abc2 and i must say this is the best comdey show ive seen im addicted to it

[@vegeta0123]

way he waggles his eyebrows at 3:22 makes me laugh my arse off

[@FozzQuaker]

iirc, the look on Listers face was priceless when Kryten talked about his Penis, it took him by surprise, which you can see how close he came to losing it... Listers reaction was that funny that it was kept in the episode

[@Tripp1993]

Lister says, "Kryten, I'm an enlightened 23rd century guy", and it REALLY spins things around. "Stasis Leak" says it takes place in the 21st century, "Ouroboros" says 22nd century, it may be 23rd century. I don't know.

[@RDBeast]

3:27 hahahaha craig charles sooooooo nearly laughs there. lol

[@danielscottfenton22]

This is my favorite episode of Red Dwarf EVER!!

[@AJ-ku7nm]

"No Vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double Polaroid"