Winnie the Pooh | Red Dwarf | BBC Studios

[@EditorOfSL]

“He’s refusin’ the blindfold!” You can just hear Pooh saying cheerfully “Oh, no thank you,” at that point.

[@rubywest5166]

I dunno, I always imagined it was more of a "spit on the floor and say "See you in hell you fascist bastards"" kind of deal

[@filmunion8194]

Good on Winnie sticking it to the man

[@stephenbyrne2170]

I don't hear anything.

[@theorichalcumspider7755]

Why am I reading that in Pooh's voice?

[@nordicaabovit]

@@rubywest5166 b buibu😮bbob

[@stefjevtic]

"He's refusing the blindfold" kill's me every time :)

[@mariic2]

It killed Pooh, too.

[@jackcogi9586]

same years later i cry when he says it

[@Bandersnatch41]

Executioner:Any last words? Winnie the pooh: *Oh Bother*

[@seamusburke639]

"I wish I'd had more honey."

[@w359borg]

Guard: silly old bear. FIRE!

[@MoskHotel]

Lister: “That’s something no one should ever have to see.”

[@stephenbyrne3909]

@@MoskHotel "At least we viewers didn't see it.

[@adamwhitehead7289]

"What are you waiting for? BRING IT."

[@MegaTaylor12345]

He's refusing the blindfold see boys and girls Winnie the Pooh was hard as nails

[@Archone666]

Pooh Bear was always braver, tougher, and smarter, than someone like Xi Jinping.

[@traeyboy529]

Does that mean Pooh Bear held dual pistols at some point before he got killed?

[@peterburke3944]

Which is more than can be said for piglet and eeyore.

[@callumjames7854]

He was as hard as nails with balls of steel.

[@IceWolfLoki]

He refused it because he's afraid of the dark.

[@CowCao747]

“He’s refusing the blindfold” gets me every time. The way they can describe the entire scene through writing and have it be funnier than if they actually spent their limited budget on the real thing is one of the many reasons Red Dwarf is the best.

[@berniethekiwidragon4382]

We don't miss seeing it because Lister can see it, and we see his reaction.

[@minicle426]

It's much more effective when you use your own imagination.

[@Spectre590]

I don't know what's funniest about this... the fact that Winnie the Pooh bravely refuses a blindfold or that he's marched out and shot!

[@mushroomhead3619]

Or the fact someone made a Winnie the Pooh wax droid on a planet where all the other wax droids are based on real historical figures and poorly imagined dinosaurs that someone thought must have looked like giant bird monsters with bad special effects.

[@adamwhitehead7289]

@@mushroomhead3619 There's a Fiction World in the park as well. That's why Santa Claus shows up to pledge allegiance to the good guys.

[@degen83]

Ha, never realised Winnie the Poo was a total badass :D Refusing the blindfold, classic :)

[@BritishAlienCompany]

'What are those guys doin out there?' 'They're building something' 'What?' 'Oh, nothing, nothing. Just a sculpture, you know, modern art job like you getting in shopping malls.' 'What's it made of?' 'Wood. Its a sort of inverted 'L' shape in wood' 'Does it have a kinda rope motif?' 'There is a sort of 'noosey' theme to it yeah.' "if it's gallows, say 'it's gallows', i can take it" "OK, it's gallows" "Aaah, they're buliding a gallows!" Classic Red Dwarf! :D

[@DDay12G]

I love how Cat goes "...WHAT?" after he's told Winnie the Pooh is being brought out. Always cracks me up xD

[@odizzido]

Me too. The way he says it is amazing.

[@ExLionTamer2]

He plays the straight man really well there

[@jackcogi9586]

when he says they're tying winnie the pooh the the stake then the shots listers face afterwards makes me cry with laughter everytime

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

"Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. My God, there's James Last." Possible my favourite line in whole show and Craig Charles is so brilliant in this scene maybe his best moment on the show.

[@DrewSavo]

I'm trying to work out, if this scene were redone in modern day, who would be Last's replacement. Top candidates at the moment is Justin Bieber.

[@neilfroggycrompton2466]

+DrewSavo Productions any of the kardashians or paris hilton? :D

[@EnforcerX71]

Donald Trump, Axl Rose and Flo Rida also come to mind.

[@left8277]

elijahthesamurai No, they are the ones being killed by Trump and Pence.

[@tsartodd]

Trump, Drake, and the Kardashians if this was up-to-date;

[@WardyLion]

Makes you wonder what heroics he performed for the resistance!

[@SamuelBlack84]

No doubt he was a savage bastard

[@Laoruperteen18]

He probably killed a battalion with a pawful of pooh sticks.

[@Jtd1138]

Gorilla commander whinge the Pooh , He covered himself in honey and his enemies with Napalm

[@SirCraigius]

I'm picturing Winnie standing on the gallows with the noose around his neck... "Oh bother!" D: *snap*

[@Jotari]

Well it was actually a firing squad...Which just begs the question, why were they building a gallows?

[@epiendless1128]

@Luke Garner Skin on the tiles, blood in the grout Christopher Robin's castrated the Kraut.

[@Howyaduing]

My god there’s a modern joke here somewhere

[@adamwhitehead7289]

@@Jotari For Lister and the Cat. They weren't regarded as honourable enough for a firing squad.

[@gezzarandom]

@@Jotari For some other poor prisoner.

[@Tiresias55]

2:30 "He's refusing the blindfold!" "They're tying Winnie the Pooh to a stake?" Pop of gunfire. Lol. this scene is priceless.

[@AntWill919]

"You expect me to wear grey out of season! I rather hang!!!" another straight classic! that why I love cat!

[@christianwise637]

It's also funny how you can hear Danny John-Jules' natural accent when he says "hang" specifically

[@adamsanter9385]

''That's something no one should ever have to see''

[@twilightjester5672]

I say that to my brother on some anime I heard of and I don't think any decent human should watch.

[@JnEricsonx]

@Smokey I understood that reference.

[@Howyaduing]

South Park: “Hold my Beer...”

[@prince.mushroom]

My favorite line in the whole show

[@minicle426]

​@@twilightjester5672Sailor Moon Crystal...

[@WardyLion]

Even when I was 9 years old, I "got" this scene! I'm pushing 30 now and it's still hilarious!

[@liamball6479]

2:19 ...It's Winnie the Pooh. Makes me laugh every time!

[@li-limandragon9287]

“He refusing the blindfold” And that’s why Winnie Pooh was the most badass and hardcore silly old bear ladies and gentlemen.

[@CZghost]

A part of me actually thinks that Craig made that up on spot when filming, having only a vague script or having a script but not following it exactly and making the names up. This is great scene :D

[@jamiehoward5538]

Love when it says. "does it have a kinda rope motif?".. It does sort of have a noosey theme to it yeah 😂 😂 love that bit

[@Bikutolu]

"Hey, if you mean torture, then say the word torture, i can take it." "okay, they will torture us." "uwaah, torture us!"

[@BenjaMage]

Easily my favourite Red Dwarf moment. Without a doubt.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Meltdown is one of my favourite episodes.

[@left8277]

No. Mr Flibble!

[@hitchslap8254]

I beg to differ. Kryten trying to remove Lister's underpants.

[@HittingBedrock]

What about Mr. Flibble?

[@HittingBedrock]

@Smokey You can't possibly do that!

[@earsmccatt8927]

“He’s refusing the blindfold.” Winnie has done some shit in this war

[@GriffinNoel1]

This is just to great. The reactions of the two actors the dialog. Just to funny

[@alexanderthorne635]

The clip misses the part with Caligula and Rasputin! "Very well....Rasputin! Bring forth the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers!"

[@TFSyndicate]

That scene comes much later.

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

“Rasputin, bring hither the skin diving suit with the bottom cut out, and unleash the rampant wildebeest!”

[@JDBD13]

I love whenever I randomly think of this scene and come back here just to watch it again.

[@li-limandragon9287]

That silly old bear refused the blind fold... what a badass.

[@WardyLion]

That and a rare expression of sympathy from Cat.

[@wolftal1178]

Oh my God! It’s Winnie the Pooh!?! he’s refusing the blindfold. Absolutely brilliant comedy genius!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😝😜

[@stephenusaf6315]

I bet his last request was a jar of honey.

[@wolftal1178]

@@stephenusaf6315 oh bother.

[@LuckyPunkProd]

Funny thing is, Winnie the Pooh is a British character (the books were written by a British author before Disney got the rights), and they pretty much killed off their own character off-screen. XD I love this show.

[@EditorOfSL]

I think that’s why Lister’s so shocked about it!

[@worldcomicsreview354]

It was a mercy killing, imagine falling into the hands of the mouse alive.

[@stephenusaf6315]

The actual bear that Winnie was based on was from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

[@syvyn11]

"That's something no one should ever see". Hell, now I want to see it.

[@christiangibbs8534]

Pooh's last words: "Oh bother." This was one of the greatest episodes ever made.

[@ratedrcyborg5435]

The Cat is great, too funny.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

THEY'LL TORTURE US!!!

[@danielwilliamson6180]

1:18 LOL

[@jonsmith5058]

A girl I used to work with once told me her husband was old friends with Danny and he'd frequently come round for BBQ's and stuff, she knew he was an actor but never saw any of his stuff. Naturally I showed her Red Dwarf and especially the Tongue Tied dance dream. She was so confused, apparently he was really normal at her BBQ's!!!!

[@AndersIRGhost]

You can tell that the cameraman laughs at 2:02 from the James Last line

[@chrislogan2557]

I dont think they could have chosen a funnier name than Winnie the Pooh, the combination of Listers accent and the image it creates is just brilliant.

[@DoodDC1]

Everyone's talking about 'he's refusing the blindfold' (and rightly so, it's brilliant) - but can we talk about Craig Charles' reaction at 2:38 ? Absolutely PERFECT payoff, his expression and quiet turn away is comedy gold

[@edgbarrowwight]

2:40 christ look at his face the poor guys messed up for life now

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

Winnie the Pooh just went out a hero.

[@Lukethefox]

the latest episode of South Park made me think of this scene.

[@Brotherofthe4thCompany]

Red Dwarf predicted the future.

[@AllanScott28]

You generally just answered my long awaited questions. My brain was buzzing when I watched that South Park Episode 😁👍

[@LovingPrinceTamayuki]

Well then you should tell them about this episode of Red Drawf.

[@polreamonn]

We can't even see what's happening outside the window but it's still hilarious.

[@bensisko4651]

This episode is the funniest thing I've ever scene in my entire life!!!!!!!! (Winnie is a BOSS. No blindfold lol😂😂😂😂)

[@geowynleda4641]

My favourite ever scene in Red Dwarf.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

2:02 oh my god there's that smeging toaster

[@makaio9578]

Has to be one of my favourite scenes, definitely my favourite episode

[@Suddenlyits1960]

One of the best shows of the 80’s

[@RyanLFC86]

1:19 Lister almost loses it lol

[@stinameaner]

I've only just noticed that after all these years 🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂

[@sweetjoey2]

this scene is the first one i truly saw from red dwarf and still funny as hell

[@Tamashikiri]

I'm guessing Lister just described what Disney did when that last Pooh movie underperformed. :P

[@epiendless1128]

It certainly subverted the fans' expectations.

[@gerrychaplin5773]

So brilliant from Craig

[@randypanthegoatboy7114]

2:38: Me after Dr. Graham's death in Godzilla 2.

[@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475]

That's what I said after watching Godzilla 2 King of the Monsters in its entirety.

[@TheSamMarsden]

the look on listers face is priceless! :)

[@TechnoDelta]

I laughed for good 5 minutes the first time i saw this XD

[@IsaacAllison]

and Disney's Cash-cow! WAH-WAAAH

[@kingoftadpoles]

That's something no-one should ever have to see.

[@Leonmpj]

Oh my god, there’s James Last!

[@Inthatgoodway]

I recognized him from Rimmers record collection

[@SavageGreywolf]

Oh my god, there's James Last XD

[@randypanthegoatboy7114]

Oh, my God, there's Taylor Swift! I recognize her from Rimmer's record collection!

[@SamuelBlack84]

Oh, my god! There's James Blunt!

[@Howyaduing]

Oh my god it’s Bill Cosby

[@aporue5893]

this-how I felt about the release of ''blood and honey''. ''that's something nobody should ever have to see.''

[@liz1dancer]

R.I.P Winnie the Pooh :'(

[@SamauraiRippeR]

Although that guy Lincoln can sure handle an axe...

[@So-Be-It_890]

Winnie the Pooh refused the blindfold.

[@nunyanunya4147]

THATS IT!!!!! 13-20 more ov these videos and im downloading the entire series and getting my RastaBilly Skank on in a one shot!

[@AModernMajorGeneral]

It's a WaxWar. A Wax museum made intelligent replicas of different people. The good people and bad people started fighting each other, and soon an all-out war started. Apparently Pooh is a POW. *Sob*

[@tonygoodman]

Surprisingly, this did not ruin my childhood. When I looked other stuff up online, it did

[@paladinboyd1228]

Tony Goodman, Welcome to the internet.

[@aporue5893]

do not look up ''blood and honey'' it's awful.

[@EnforcerX71]

Red Dwarf predicted the Winnie The Pooh horror movies 30 years in advance.

[@saladd-V2]

“and no bothers were given that day”

[@DavidMaupin-ps7ob]

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SMEGHEADS❤

[@lorddalek]

Why anybody would think the episode where Winnie The Pooh gets executed is the worst episode of Red Dwarf ever I'll never know!

[@stephenbyrne2170]

I'm still pissed we didn't get to see it happen!😤

[@sweetjoey2]

PLUS this one gives us the elivis singing the red dwarf theme song ending

[@umegadarkstar2657]

Ohhh! I always thought Cat said "robo teeth" when I was young, it was really "rope motif"!

[@stotheh]

Such great dialogue!

[@SGRev1]

And one of the most underrated

[@david39ification]

This made me laugh so hard. XD

[@DeadhunterThe]

Yeah, just like no one should ever see Winnie the Pooh slash anyone's throat open, yet here we are in 2023....

[@bkingk8]

Man what an incredible show lol

[@Candygloss00]

Rabbit likes this video

[@Aikurisu]

Are we sure it's Winnie the Pooh? It might have been Xi Jinping!

[@stinameaner]

😂😂

[@matttiberius1900]

2:34 this is what it's like seeing someone elses Deviantart account.

[@gillianday4804]

always my funniest tv show ever!

[@carucath97]

I love how James Last was in RIMMER’s record collection, to signify only smegheads like him (I have never heard of him lmao)

[@SeanCwilich]

This is from the episode Waxworld where the Red Dwarf crew teleports to a planet inhabited by historical wax droids who have broken their roles in earth's history & they've been fighting for a very long time. I remember that one, it was funny.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

The episode is called meltdown

[@graveeking]

poor poor winnie 'no1 should ever have too see that' thats too true!

[@Silverdude500]

Winnie The Pooh's Career after being reduced to being forced into a slasher film = this clip.

[@NimhLabs]

This needs to be marked as Kingdom Hearts Spoilers

[@aporue5893]

me after realising someone has made a winnie the pooh horror film.

[@LaMortDeLaMusique]

My guess is that the Xi Jingping robot was the one that ordered Winnie the Pooh's capture and execution

[@jgeuk]

love it..ahha! so good! i miss these guys

[@isafe99]

WINNIE THE POOH :"(

[@minicle426]

No doubt, Paddington sold him out.

[@Hazie995]

I love the Kat. RIP winnie the pooh :(

[@knoxvilleguy2]

2:45 - " That's somethin' NO ONE should have to see !! " I had " WaxWorld " on VHS. I played some of those episode until the tapes started to fray !!

[@alexphillips4644]

Nowadays, Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain.

[@crimsonwing4029]

The only person missing would be hillary.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Crimson Wing, And Tony Blair.

[@andrewbeasley6003]

Imagine Rimmer being in charge and h wins the battle on the count of his side, was the last side to have a death

[@rosspunton3015]

The cat at 1:24 “how” is a very well acted one word but he sounds genuinely scared Then we get Winnie the Pooh Lol that would be disturbing

[@sparky3574]

Can we not forget that Lister just said the worst names of all history, as well all of them being collected on one planet? Because that’s a terrifying thought and something no one should ever see.

[@andrewbeasley6003]

Winnie Pooh hard as nails, trained by the SOE (or office for ungentlemanly warfare) and the best freedom fighter ever

[@aporue5893]

trained in gorilla warfare[ it's a meme.]

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

Lol I couldn't believe it when I heard his real accent!

[@3132-simpson-park]

If they ever recycle this, would RD use Peppa Pig?

[@londontrada]

Why don't Cat just stand up and see for himself 😂 🤷‍♂️

[@stephenusaf6315]

Because, like the other brutal realities that Lister had just told him about, he couldn’t handle it.

[@EllaAnimates]

Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin will save me Christoper robin: *standing on the gallows next to him* Winnie the Pooh: well heck

[@IceWolfLoki]

More like "oh, bother!"

[@prince.mushroom]

"First time?"