When You Come Late | Chillar Jokes Part 2 | Stand up Comedy by Aakash Mehta

[@yashdevani7568]

4:08 "he better not" And the rest his history. Always my gf when is late or does any mistake expects the same that I shouldn't blame her but when I do she just goes mad. Felt such a relief to see that girl roasted

[@cancer8304]

Glad he is not my class teacher I would be roasted for being late

[@simarjeetsingh9083]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KD-pk8rj]

Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂

[@yashsinha6059]

One of my classmate always comes late and my class teacher calls him "dasve (10) mhine ki paidayis" 😂😂😂

[@RaviSingh-pn4st]

Hundustani bhau and Urvashi rautela roast Click hashtag #dopeslam

[@bestname5548]

When I was watching I feel the same

[@thesujithkumar_]

Note to Self: Never be late to a KuchbhiMehta show!

[@divyarajshah]

Never be late to any show 😅

[@shi-nee7966]

and never speak infront of him warna roast pakka hai

[@krushanukale9845]

@@shi-nee7966 roast him back

[@shi-nee7966]

@@krushanukale9845 I'm afraid he will not be able to take it and will throw me out of the room.

[@saadahmed8688]

@@krushanukale9845 but he has paid to hear him speak na...not to have a convo with him. xD

[@madhushrutimukherjee]

Lawyers during the disclaimer: " *Bilkul ricks nei lene ka* "

[@harshdeeptelang127]

disclaimer me ricks nhi lia

[@rohitarora92]

*..who wants the truth when you want pandering...* - KuchBhiMehta

[@bashasma4770]

Nostalgic ho gaya kya? 🤣

[@anish_empire_08]

Moral of the Day Who wants the Truth when You want Pandering

[@meettheartist5506]

*"Who wants to take responsibility?"* _ab kare to kare kya, bole to bole kya_

[@bashasma4770]

@@meettheartist5506 wah modi ji wah

[@TheRohitgadi]

That is the tag line of Arnab Goswamy

[@sanjanabhattacharya5513]

If I ever book a ticket for his show I'll be late on purpose so that I get the attention I've never gotten in my life

[@hwasacansteponme]

it be like that sometimes 😔

[@Deadshot-fz5gx]

Ohhhhhhhh damn bro!!

[@shady__guy7734]

Is that Misaki ayuzawa in ur dp?

[@niloferkhan2256]

@@shady__guy7734 yes😍😍

[@sanjanabhattacharya5513]

@@shady__guy7734 yessssss she's my ideal self.

[@navneethbhat9649]

Law degree being useful in the disclaimer.

[@professionalwork6511]

Bro i thought the same, But it is mandatory for dumb ass people who gets angry without reason.

[@kushalpatil]

I will be coming late to his show now and will give some absurd reason.. "Carona test karne gaya tha" 😂😂😝

[@dev4prakash]

😍😍

[@teatimecoder9983]

Cycle ka tyre puncture ho gaya tha

[@satyammishra9940]

Cycle me tel bhrwane gya tha 😅

[@mekk2715]

That's funny XD

[@mumbaikachallenge5526]

😂😂😎😂

[@Insaneani]

Clearly the lawyers aren't taking any chances!

[@chinmaysingh6787]

It seems like they were terrified to upload it disclaimers throughout

[@rockydungdung9187]

@@chinmaysingh6787 people get offended very easily in India

[@haroldinho4439]

Mehta reminds me of that strict teacher who used to allow us into the classes when we are late but had to listen to her taunts. xD

[@nikhilshinde7711]

When you realise there’s a vertical helipad behind...

[@abhamishra8089]

Pause to 5.42

[@brolysujay]

Aaksh needs to pay audience because he enjoys way more than the audience.

[@soumyajitdatta9203]

I had a chemistry teacher like this..... everyone used to get roasted if they came late, were sleeping in class or couldnt give an answer to a simple Question. And Akash reminds me of him.... so freaking same

[@Riteshkrpanda]

we all have that teacher

[@priyanusen8215]

My Hindi teacher

[@nuts529]

When a tution teacher does stand up comedy on the side😂😂

[@praveensharma9716]

You describing me dude wth 😎😂😂😂

[@Ankesh-Apoorva]

This punch line is more way funny then the entire video

[@nuts529]

@@wrongyarightdwivedi1508 nai😂😂

[@shhhhubham]

Seriously, I felt he was going a little overboard with the entire thing

[@mumbaikachallenge5526]

"New genre in comedy" Roasting people brutally 😂

[@Shanks_bruvv]

Crowd work

[@darshanpitroda5718]

For you: Watch Russell peters

[@Sibananda_Purohit]

Bro ..u r a finest stand up comedian...love the way of ur comedy

[@OtakuRiku]

Things I leant in quarantine: Quarantine... Hydroxy....bla..bla Lockdown Nepotism Never be late to akash's show🙂

[@raghavgoyal8697]

Binod

[@satvikkumarpatel1129]

I watched all of the ads so that he receives ad revenue. It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[@pranjalvashishth9219]

Note taken: Never come late to Aakash's show and if you do buy rat poison on the way back

[@vaxei_]

Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Edit: MOM I AM FAMOUS NOWWW

[@jaspritsingh3467]

Binod

[@vaxei_]

@@beingbunny2.0 lol

[@shadowmasterSK]

Finally aa rahi he video KZbin pe Napaaaa valleeeeey!

[@ruturajjadhav6327]

Dude this video is a evidence that you are not just a comedian but you are a wholepack performer.......really your spontaneity makes us laugh so much........love you

[@abhinavanand_661]

I just love the start

[@shubhamsakpal5104]

😂😂😂

[@jafarjalali3873]

the facebook ad na i also

[@abhinavanand_661]

@@jafarjalali3873 Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@MrBopte]

wow man.. there is this lonliness he states in between his jokes..I just hope he is all okay now with that state of mind

[@aishwaryagaidhane]

Exactly

[@aneeshrisbud347]

Ye kaha lonely hai ye toh jindagi hai

[@ayushisharma835]

The disclaimer caught more attention i couldn't help but read the disclaimer throughout the video, lol

[@netraparihar867]

True.

[@manishpatil5880]

Mai to zoom karke and its gone 😄

[@shivamgupta-gx9wn]

I love these rants more than the jokes They feel way natural and funnier than your actual jokes

[@shi-nee7966]

this was no joke. STRAIGHT FRUSTATION.

[@DiVa-ks2jg]

Nobody: Me: Watching the stuff scrolling at the bottom continuously to find a joke in there not concentrating on the video.

[@maipranavhoon]

He doesn't need jokes He is funny himself

[@notallowednow]

This tells us that how many times a comedian make the same joke but still makes it as enjoyable as new

[@theJfreak90]

Now, that's how you do a disclaimer. 🤣

[@ipshita12345]

Love his laughing.. Love your jokes... Have a beautiful day everyone

[@tiwarii_jii_]

At 7:33, when he says "Bachpan m baat krta, aaj comedy nahi hota"; Y'all should know that what he actually said.

[@ananya5748]

Subtitles OP ! 👏 Love u Akaash ! Too funny ! ♥️🙈

[@shreyanshgupta3688]

Ikrr!! He is op!!❤️😂

[@sakilparvez1283]

He reminds me of my teacher when I came lately in tuition 😂 Exactly same pinch, same roast

[@akashnbali18]

So basically I am watching all the old Aakash videos, now that Chillar Jokes 3 has come out! 🤣🤣🤣

[@karanharwani2334]

When you are so scared of chutiya public you have to put disclaimer under your video

[@shouvik228]

I am scared of you chutiya

[@abhinavghosh]

So you're saying you're chutiya

[@karanharwani2334]

@@abhinavghosh mein shubam mishra aur hindustani bhau jaise chutiyo ki baat kar raha hu

[@karanharwani2334]

@Shhreyas Kairoli exactly!

[@rosy5025]

Not only jokes but his laughter also makes us laugh😂

[@niravpatel4441]

Love your way to treat your audience! I want more of this kind!

[@sahidanjum7417]

I loved how he started the show...oops wait the whole video is a compilation of starts of his various performances ...btw that was hilarious... You're too good..❤️

[@kumarsatyam6963]

That disclaimer thou Pretty sad that a comedian had to give a disclaimer

[@ameyagokhale5123]

Choice hi nahi hai

[@krishnasarkar2615]

that train guy was real high😂

[@namiarora7697]

You are the cutest and funniest comedian I've ever seen...I literally wait for your videos...great work💯

[@arnavkondurkar6405]

Akash: Ham helicopter se aate hai Me: True, piche helipad hai

[@meerfarhanibnbashar1228]

Love this guy and how he politely screws people on their TARDINESS!! hilarious!!

[@tanishqvyas8387]

I really love how NAPA VALLEY!!!! has become a part of the intro xD

[@unknown-xj7kk]

Late Audience:-"No no no.....I am sorry I even came, seriously" **👽👽Sed Alien Noise alien 👽👽**

[@johnwatson1380]

Plz man change u dp n name

[@unknown-xj7kk]

@@johnwatson1380 I would if you say so but can I ask why?

[@johnwatson1380]

The Professor tbh i don’t no I just don’t feel right about it

[@unknown-xj7kk]

@@johnwatson1380 no problem,had this name is for screenshot for meme so I was just asking..... nothing else

[@johnwatson1380]

The Professor I m very happy Cause most of the people I talk to on internet are just so stupid and just want to prove the other person wrong Thank god I met a mature person

[@shailamahveen7682]

He's like the school teacher who asks everything, like from when we woke up to what we did, when we are late to their class.😂

[@wrongyarightdwivedi1508]

Kya aap mujhe subscribe kroge video dekh ke decide krnakzbin.info/www/bejne/b4rVo5iVjp5qaqs

[@Aisshhaaaaa]

I'm way too early yaar also I legit like this guy's videos even before it starts while the add plays.🤷‍♀️

[@vaxei_]

Binod or Napa Valleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?>

[@anishempires5572]

Napa ValleeEE

[@pc-0215]

Tough que

[@Vivekkumar-hi1sn]

Binod

[@jarvishp7971]

Both

[@wrongyarightdwivedi1508]

Kya aap mujhe subscribe kroge video dekh ke decide krnakzbin.info/www/bejne/b4rVo5iVjp5qaqs

[@am.saturday]

Wow man you just crushed it, that was just so hilarious that you had this many spots where people came in late. I mean at the same time we are Indians so can't expect much to be "On time" we are always fashionable late.

[@rj-dq5pv]

The TRAIN thing was so similar to BINOD...

[@piyushrapelli8661]

Aakash Bhai mujhe aap ka standup bahot accha lagta hai....i think u r the best comedian on standup mujhe kisi aur ki standup pe itni hasi nai ati jitni aap ki jokes sun ke ati hai...keep going 👍 i wish ke mai aap ko ek baar milu life me

[@mumbaikachallenge5526]

Irony "Akash roasting the people who pay to watch Akash "

[@Thecommentator0011]

2:25 raste pe dusra gaadi hai bolo. Khatarnaak Akash bhai.

[@JaaduOnMeth]

Eyes: Disclaimer/Subtitles Ear : voice your/their Mind : finding humour/comments Lips : up/down *Deva* *re* *Deva* .

[@-AnweshaDas-]

He's like a teacher making fun of you for entering the class late, only the jokes are actually funny 🤣

[@tarunjain9148]

Note to self: don't go late on a comic show.😂

[@anujshah682]

Aakash you are really hilarious and your laugh makes it more amazing

[@samarthwakankar9653]

No one: Aakash to his audience: my attitude towards you all is same as with my ex, I'm just glad that you came 😂😂😂

[@shashisarma8013]

I can't say how much I love this guys comedy

[@study_with_me6615]

Sorry Akash I got 46 mins late Akash : - don't be sry I m sry....

[@sarthakpatel221]

2:25 'Traffic' Translated = " Raste Pe Dusra Gaadi He Bolo "

[@AryakalpaBhattacharya]

*Disclaimer daalne ka situation aa gaya* *People are taking comedians so seriously*

[@jaspritsingh3467]

Binod

[@jaivirsingh9801]

@@jaspritsingh3467 Binod

[@yupzee13]

Seeing a stand-up video feels so nostalgic

[@Shubhh_____]

Nobody : Literally nobody : Everybody in comment section : *Ummmmm... Nice disclaimer !* 🤔

[@udayandeb4600]

This guy does not hold back and I love it!!

[@yashdevani7568]

"My attitude with you all just like it's with my ex,I am just glad u came" pun intended. Lmao not many got this in comment section 🤣🤣

[@a-voidnoise9947]

I literally have a sir like him, literally looking the same and attitude just a bit respectful cuz we are his students.😂😂 💯

[@nikhilbudhwan]

2019-Stay away from Negative PeopLe 2020-Stay away from Positive PeopLe Btw read my name.

[@bilalsayed5381]

This is the best intro on the internet... Napaa valeeeyyy .. every time I hear this it makes me laugh.

[@AbeyAbrahamJohn]

If you can't make your audience laugh, Laugh yourself... Thats the mantra of stand up comedy these days...

[@capm_alive]

Exactly, didn't find any of it laughworthy 😂

[@swetavarshney1575]

Omg, this feels like a personal attack.Ab i'll try never to be late anywhere again.👍😂😂😂

[@vikrantrameshchandsharma]

KZbin is the anti thesis of stand up.

[@cheenusharma382]

That starting......❤❤❤ 3 bar to usi ko repeat kiya mne 👍👍👍

[@MrRonisarkar]

What a joke. A joke needs a disclaimer. Biggest joke in the history of joke.

[@priyammbajaj]

Maar li bhai tumne toh bohut achhi, Amazing video Aakash

[@MohiyuddinShaikh]

The disclaimer. Guess we'll see this in every video shot at The Habitat from here on. Credits : We know who.

[@rashmi7546]

who?

[@meettheartist5506]

@@rashmi7546 shivaji and quora joke case of Agrima Joshua

[@rashmi7546]

@@meettheartist5506 ohhhh. thank you

[@prabhatanand6736]

Akash bhaiii. You are tooo gud man. God bless youu 👌👍

[@nikhilbudhwan]

2019-Stay away from Negative PeopLe 2020-Stay away from Positive PeopLe Btw read my name..

[@snehalpagare8631]

When the guy said "woh jaa raha tha, magar woh nai gaya" I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dhruvsingh2476]

I'm glad u came!!! Best shit ever

[@wilbursoans8414]

I so wish to be in your mind ... like you have your own world inside your Brain making more 1000 jokes that you may not always say 😂😂😂😂 God bless you bro and thanks for making us laugh in tough times like these too Good job bro

[@ankurrawat8658]

Don't act like my teacher. 😂

[@wrongyarightdwivedi1508]

Kya aap mujhe subscribe kroge video dekh ke decide krnakzbin.info/www/bejne/b4rVo5iVjp5qaqs

[@sukanyaraja1413]

His laughter is The Most contagious laughter I've heard from anyone!😍😂

[@inj_omi]

Best one till date. Sabki le li. Yehi toh chahiye logo ko.. beizzati 🤣

[@vrushalibagve3423]

You are amazing akash please post more videos I saw all your videos more than 3 times . Please post more videos❤❤❤❤

[@debistutisaha4170]

Serious flashbacks to that angry English teacher relieving his lonliness on our tardiness!!

[@hansalmistry1816]

Jokes to thik hei disclaimer khatarnak akdam 😂😂🔥

[@hansalmistry1816]

Disclaimer just writer's own thoughts not to offend anybody's sentiment

[@danishrajput0199]

His chillar jokes are better than other comedians special 😂😂

[@jassu31]

Amaziiinggggg video ! Was laughing continuously.

[@gamerszone9899]

Loki - failed Ultron - failed Thanos - failed Covid 19 - let me do it... 🤣😂

[@wrongyarightdwivedi1508]

Kya aap mujhe subscribe kroge video dekh ke decide krnakzbin.info/www/bejne/b4rVo5iVjp5qaqs

[@sumannath806]

Bhai Tu maje mein Hain!! Khud v hasta Hain like crazy. I like this

[@harshsurey5356]

Also my school should be sorry for me to come late 😅😅😅. Love you man appreciate your efforts ❤️❤️🙏

[@divyarajshah]

Kya mazza hi aa gaya bhai!! Zabardast!!

[@komalb5753]

I love this guy because he enjoys his own jokes

[@asmeekunwar9349]

I love how you laugh at your own jokes😂😂😂❤️

[@heta9115]

Mein feather leke *gali gali* (tickle) karne thodi aaya hai yaha ....you are genius aakash 😅😆

[@rashi2937]

Napaaaaa valleeeeeeyyyy😆😆

[@2425354]

I almost fell down when he said 'wo jaa rha tha par nahi gaya' 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂