Mumbai Madness & Mehta | Standup comedy by Aakash Mehta

Jaise Mumbai ka construction khatam nahi ho raha, waise hi meri bakchodi bhi khatam nahi ho rahi. Phirse aa gaya hu ek naye video ke sath. In this standup comedy video, I am bringing to you the lowdown on Mumbai's chaotic life. From work culture, elections, and the fact that construction in Mumbai never ends-and why everyone flocks here for jobs but stays to complain about the food-get ready for a fun ride through the city of dreams and watch them get shattered!
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Venue Courtesy: The J Spot, Juhu
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Edited by Jayesh Manchanda
Sound Mixing & Mastering by Varun Patil (IG - @varoonmarooned)
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Written and Performed by Stand up comedian Aakash Mehta.
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[@jaysureka1061]

Murthi choti nahi honi chahiye describes the city perfectly

[@alap1983]

ONLY a person who has stayed for a LONG time in Mumbai can make such jokes. AND Jokes that ring well with the bitter truth, coupled with Empathy and Apathy. Creating Jokes/Humor of Unchangeable Tough situations, real life, daily struggles. Amazing and Entertaining.

[@KuchBhiMehta]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@bladerunner2912]

And only two good things of Mumbai he pointed out. Its hardworking and women saftey is reasonable here.

[@SunburnX]

Bhai 3yrs ago when I went to Mumbai for the first time and i waited for 1 hour in Dadar just in hope that the crowd will decrease, it kept increasing and then I finally remembered that India has the largest population on earth, i fizzed into the crowd.

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Welcome to the mass of humanity and sweat that is us❤️

[@vijaykumarwali7509]

"Suffering should be exclusive"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Anshulthapaa]

LOVED IT... gave me "BAARISH" & "CITY CITY" wala vibe. Thanx for the surprise buddy.

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Yaay!

[@thisbeautifullife]

“City city” flashback! 😅

[@Krutik-zr6ul]

"sheher aisa ho ki dum ghute" 😂😂 best.

[@shantanu7624]

Sheher Aisa ho, Jo sapne sach kar de

[@Petrolhead11]

This is not nyc, this is dadar

[@soulvoice908]

Nobody gives a fxck

[@TheUnderscore1234]

Down with Sinus and watched your entire video library last week, it was really helpful to get through! Thanks for uploading new stuff, all the best! ❤

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Glad to be able to help! Share with friends also! ❤️❤️

[@nagato2159]

​@@KuchBhiMehtamerku lga tha get well soon bolega bhai tu 😂😂

[@dhairyapanchasara4845]

Har video ki tarah yah video bhi Ek number hai

[@ravishankerupadhyay5691]

"Bhopal saaf ho gaya thode saal pehle" 💀 bro this joke made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe 😂

[@shovanabajracharya]

What does it mean? Context please.

[@ravishankerupadhyay5691]

@@shovanabajracharya a joke on bhopal gas tragedy

[@shovanabajracharya]

@ravishankerupadhyay5691 That's too sad. Nothing to laugh. So many people lost their lives and their loved ones. What made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe?

[@ravishankerupadhyay5691]

@@shovanabajracharya "couldn't breathe" Was another pun on that tragedy And people make jokes about everything, Hiroshima, 9/11, 26/11, bible and everything You can't change what happened so it's better to laugh rather than get offended on every other thing

[@aniketchopdekar866]

Officially living in mumbai from birth and completely feeling blessed… He’s totally right women safety is good, ppls have more emotions and mumbai have so much money… 🔥

[@nehalb6071]

Malad ka signal was personal 😂😂

[@gavinpereira5132]

Napa Valley!!! hits different!😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

So happy to see the new set! Also, the giggling in between is great as always

[@Bachpan_K_Din_4]

Bro your delivery is best in the industry..you just make a word a simple word funny..amazing keep it up👍👍

[@sapandream]

8:46 hahaha great point subtlety pushed 😂😂😂😂 chatle uska😂

[@user-jz3fj6iy4p]

BEST COMEDIAN IN INDIA. SO HAPPY TO WATCH YOU AGAIN. LOVE YOU.

[@aashaychapatwala1576]

Bhopal to saaf ho gaya kuchh saal pehle! 💀

[@user-ju4rq4hx3j]

Explain?

[@Rohankumar-dh1rj]

​@@user-ju4rq4hx3j He is talking about Bhopal Gas tragedy 💀

[@InfraGujarat]

​@@Rohankumar-dh1rjBatao Sab Explain Karna Padta Hai 💀👀

[@vicky2mauj]

Very dark

[@pandora2884]

Mast set tha! One of the few stand up comics I truly enjoy watching! Love from NYC ❤

[@simarjeet_singh]

I didn't even saw the video right now...i am just here to say "Nappa Valleyyyyyyyyy"

[@rohitbanerjee6667]

That gas tragedy joke was really impressive man... Hats off 😂❤ crowd work ho to aisa...

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Thanks yaar much appreciate the appreciation!

[@rohitbanerjee6667]

@@KuchBhiMehta are are 😂❤️❤️ aap reply karoge expect nahi Kiya tha... Thank you 😊 also love from Kolkata, Mera sapna hai ki ekdin aapka show dekhne jau in near future ✌🏼❤️

[@shovanabajracharya]

When was the gas leak joke? I missed it?

[@rohitbanerjee6667]

​@@shovanabajracharya 7:50 se follow Karo... He'll say saaf ho Gaya wo thore saal pehle... That was the reference

[@MOMTheCreators]

12:24 pe jo hasi aati hai naaaa bhai saab 😅

[@onkarannam5602]

I have just completed my btech and shifted back to my hometown from mumbai. everything was so related you are the best stand up comedy I always wait for your videos

[@onkarannam5602]

Relatable* and comedian*

[@PushpakPoddar]

Aakash bhai, loved your “bridge to the dariya for mantris” joke.. hope to see you soon on Cyrus Says!

[@citybird29]

Congratulations for the weight loss and great video bro. You are now hitting the sweet spot when it comes to stand up.

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Fuck I read it as sweat spot 😂

[@creativityb2457]

​@@KuchBhiMehtaMumbai mai ho to wo spot toh hai hi

[@maitreychauhan2972]

Nice video aakash bhai,enjoyed it truly👍😁

[@MohammadKamranArvi]

Sheher aisa ho ke dam ghute...! That's got to be the new replacement for the 'Mumbai Spirit'

[@ruturajwaychal5585]

Bangalore - Wangalore Grampanchayat hain sab 😂

[@afreenj5697]

Minus the construction bits, most of this can be applied to vancouver, canada and any other smaller canadian city. Loved the content and you are too funny 😂😂😂

[@nishantvijayvergiya8523]

Mantri Visarjan is too good 🤣🤣

[@shrikantsalvi4825]

"Mantri visarjan" 😆(I interpreted it as a play on the word "mutra visarjan"; I hope it's right 😁) Loved the way you shared some Bhopal facts (including the one we all know 💀) through this video. More power to you! 💪

[@tejasganatra2953]

very well done bro grt.

[@adityavardhanjain]

This video made this depressing week better. Thanks Aakash!

[@KuchBhiMehta]

My pleasure 😊

[@devgupta66]

Bhai sabki lagi padi hai. Akela nai hai mai. Chalo good to know.

[@varungurnaney27994]

8:04 hesitation. But i am glad you went for the dark humor!

[@KuchBhiMehta]

It was a deep decision of whether or not to be myself. 😅

[@anandanampally9031]

​​@@KuchBhiMehta If your parents were in a tragedy, would you still make this joke? Put dark humor up your ***.

[@anandanampally9031]

​@@KuchBhiMehta If your parents were in a tragedy, would you still make this joke? Put dark humor up your ***.

[@anandanampally9031]

​@@KuchBhiMehta If your parents were in a tragedy, would you still make this joke?

[@KuchBhiMehta]

@@anandanampally9031 I'd be the first one to make the joke. Because jokes are all we have when our governments sold our people out to union carbide. :)

[@Music.SG.1999]

Too good

[@bantiwanjari3913]

bhaiiiiii lets meet tommorow , NAGPUR

[@raphaeltv8813]

Epic bro epic😂😂😂

[@iyermani5517]

This guy is the most real non-mumbaikar spitting facts about being mumbaikar 😂😂😂

[@vaibhavmoon6958]

City city flashbacks❤

[@SagarBhatt7]

Maja aavi gai Aakash bhai.

[@RukhsarSheikh-do4nj]

Loved it

[@bigul_siwach]

Bhai gajab video hai funny af🤣❤Love from Delhi😹

[@shrinathiyer5932]

This guy is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@TXZoheb]

Great writing 😂 Aakash keep it up bro

[@mayurkumawat7689]

Chale Jaao Wapiss.....😉😬🤭😁✌🏻

[@manojchawan6202]

aakash is raj thakeray supporter :D

[@abhisekdas-1]

As always ...Akash Mehta Ek Number

[@namitamohanty9659]

I'm from Odisha and recently I was in Nagpur for a mini golf championship.. while we stayed in the academy, we used to go for the practice and we noticed the locals "chchhh" (12:05) at us sometimes often asking us to pass the ball. I didn't understand what it was, until one of those guys "chchh-ed" at my niece... Then I confronted him "dude wtf... she's an 8th std kid, do you want me to go to the authorities regarding this? what are you guys even trying to do with that chchhh for the past 3 days..." Man! then his senior explained the whole thing😂.. and now half of my team has brought that chchh habbit home😂

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Whattau gold story bro!

[@namitamohanty9659]

@@KuchBhiMehta 😅😂🫂 glad that you even went through this long para.. we love your work.. you are one of thee best.. please kabhi jail mat jana bhaiya❤️..

[@lasthit1700]

4th generation mumbaikar ✊

[@anirudhtrivedi731]

Bhai.... Mumbai is love♥️

[@priyankgondalia4074]

Bro not from Mumbai but relate every word. Such a practical funny thinker.

[@koolboynikesh..8768]

I am watching this video from bhopal 😅😅

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Glad you made it! ❤️

[@vineetmishra4098]

Bhai light hai kya tere side?

[@koolboynikesh..8768]

@@vineetmishra4098 light to hai par Roushni nhi hai jeevan mai

[@creativityb2457]

​@@koolboynikesh..8768 😰

[@please.chriss]

pssh please, kadak video mehta sahab ❤😂

[@ossamaatique]

Loved it 👍

[@hiteshmehta3512]

Ambani ki Bentley ko cycle wala dent maar ke.chala gaya. Epic point man! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@akhileshsawant4780]

Daru pike stand up karne hahaha good way

[@seedeshnair4691]

This was really a solid set

[@JanhaviBhavke]

Classic Mehta with Mumbai Jokes😂

[@divyamishra1992]

Mast as always ❤

[@sabikasayani892]

TOOOO GOOOD!!!!!!

[@charanmusicofficial]

Killlerrrrrrrr 😂😂

[@YogeshSharma-dz7cj]

Loved it ❤ That is exactly how I feel in love with Mumbai ❤❤

[@kaurobipaul1996]

this is so goodddd especially dadar part

[@nitishjoshi_]

Nice act :) Very well written and relatable

[@mohitnarwaiye3167]

i have never related more to a video😂😂

[@ranjanwahengba7088]

That Bhopal line though. 😂

[@sha.shankz]

Will be attending in Delhi

[@PandaTheAB]

Visarjan link OP 😂 BMC control apke hath me dena chahiye 💯

[@rajdeepkosode8968]

Superb, Akash 😂😂😂

[@dkandthings6851]

Love from bhopal ❤

[@5kastubh5]

Nice 🎉

[@haanrey]

Aap toh "Uddhav Thackery" bann gaye

[@shahrukhalam3760]

Just nailed it content like every time ❤

[@johntrivada4787]

Bang on target..... to make us laugh 😂😂😂

[@SarfarazKapadiya-us9tp]

superb

[@shreyagupta222]

Amazing amalgamation of small things!! True mumbaikar 😂

[@nidhishah2897]

Please come to Surat !!!!!

[@rajatcn]

"Mantri Visarjan" needs to be a thing fr

[@manaskhandelwal6286]

kadak👏🏻

[@mohammadarshad1501]

Yrr 12 min me doosre comedian ke 1 ghante se zyada ka material bol dete ho .... Great

[@sanchaypandey4449]

Nappa valey

[@riddhimporwal]

Mai 24th ko aapke show mai aa jata par mai mumbai mai rehta hu aur "mujhe kaam dhandha hai"😂😂😂

[@abhijeetghosh9800]

Peak content, thanks for the midnight laugh!!!!

[@PRTMPTDR]

Akash bhai always rocks ❤

[@SaurabhYadav-up9ss]

u r the comedy king bro

[@MohiyuddinShaikh]

Kaafi funny video!

[@kaab9827]

*'Dadar, Dadar!!!'* Bhavna pohonchli😭

[@kalashshrimali3043]

6:05 joke recycling good complement hai bro

[@KuchBhiMehta]

Recycling nahi variation hai

[@sidharth6490]

Bro I have been living in rohtak for past 21 years💀 scary shit.

[@shamshadalamkhan9494]

Nice😂😂😂

[@prodyumno]

3:14 Garam dambar sunghne ko baithe hain sab! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pahelimusic4257]

Mantri visarjan should be a real thing

[@mohitnarwaiye3167]

this guy can make content from anything😂😂

[@soumyajeetchakrabarty6872]

Toooooooo goood

[@prasadprakashpatil1317]

Bhava Ek no na #aaplimumbai

[@sritamadatta3293]

The best❤❤

[@kanishashah1348]

Mantri visarjan 😂😂

[@priyankd.1816]

Eyyy,Vo Bhopal ke bare bolna nai Kullu ko bura lag jayega😂😂

[@nishantmenon6317]

Relevant topic and damn funny bhai..I wonder if you played the buzz cut clean shaven doctor in Dange movie or was it your Doppleganger?

[@KuchBhiMehta]

No no it was me only

[@MrVipul4492]

More plz