This guy looks like he drives a Dodge Ram with 200k+ miles with the check engine light on...but does not care
@shannonyates84774 жыл бұрын
a te and the driver has a Winston lit with Pabst blue ribbon in the cup holder
@yeswithcheese4 жыл бұрын
Loool
@Apolloneek4 жыл бұрын
Thats what i drive lmfao. The check engine light is always on for the older ones never affects reliability.
@lylebarron11534 жыл бұрын
“This guy” is Kurt Osiander you rookie
@kamilovsky36523 жыл бұрын
I'm driving a Peugeot 307 with 240k+ kilometers with the check engine and sometimes ESP lights on and last week the power steering refused to work. I still don't care.
@markd77623 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love this guy. He cracks me up 😂
@deboluccia2 жыл бұрын
Miss this guy.
@robwright10824 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the help Kurt. You’re an incredible instructor.
@brucecharlie86134 жыл бұрын
This guy is an old school black belt got to love it . You would never get anything on him he has got every option covered
@bobshouse1239 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the fuck that is!" Love this guy.
@Jondcountry8 жыл бұрын
Had me crying Kurt! Laughing so hard! White belts pawing & slapping each other. Oh man
@MakeItRain420ify2 жыл бұрын
All of your instructional are very detailed and helpful thank you
@jbjb79824 жыл бұрын
"This pass is absolutely fucking rubbish unless you are fucking gigantic...and the guy's legs don't fit" Love you Kurt
@robixmor58572 жыл бұрын
Excellent move ! Thank you.
@The1248048 жыл бұрын
Kurt , thank you so much
@ryanimpink137 жыл бұрын
First vídeo of Kurt's watched. I'm already a fan!
@andrianmotelica98035 жыл бұрын
Best explanation and advice I've ever heard on closed guard escape, thanks man!
@auditingbelfast4 жыл бұрын
Andrian Motelica 0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
@parkerc26668 жыл бұрын
this is what dana white would look like if you left him in the woods for a year
@gabet37546 жыл бұрын
Parker C Or if he gets fired by the ufc and smokes crack
@yeswithcheese4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Andi00123458 жыл бұрын
always enjoy watching your video. thank you.
@MrArukimasu6 жыл бұрын
I’m a white belt and an old guy and I do those things. I needed to hear that :)
@michaelhensley98448 жыл бұрын
Awesome instruction, thanks so much sir.
@juhapihlajamaki36819 жыл бұрын
Next week: Kurt Osiander Move of the Week - How to handle jokers in my videos
@davebond73805 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kurt
@elveterano8 жыл бұрын
Love your style
@jshealy8 жыл бұрын
gotta love Kurt. The one guy I'd love to train with:)
@viktor30i9 жыл бұрын
Nice! Great details
@Bluebuthappy1829 жыл бұрын
Man I'm so happy you said the guard pass at 2.45 was crap. I've been killing myself trying to do it for the last two weeks and all it does is give time to the guy on the bottom to take a rest. I'll try this and see how it goes
@ChiStriker9 жыл бұрын
Bluebuthappy182 Yeah I can do some closed guard breaks from kneeling, but they always seem to take a lot more energy than the standing guard breaks. Plus if the guy on the bottom is smart at all hes just going to go over your knee if you try to use the knee to split him to break his guard
@turntablesrockmyworld93156 жыл бұрын
What guard pass was he saying was rubbish? All he did was put his arms in a particular posture without explaining exactly what was rubbish.
@Maria-nq6ng5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy!
@josephcenal34896 жыл бұрын
Fakin love this guy🔥🤙💯
@jesserai9 жыл бұрын
If there ever was a human model of an Oni Kurt is it.
@BustaPhillips19 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video!
@caulikid27629 жыл бұрын
Nick Greens dance moves are black belt level 👌🏽
@darrenfleet56059 жыл бұрын
from the down under Australia you make sense Kurt... We will meet at the Worlds Masters Sorry but we a destined to meet and it will happen... All the same I have total respect for your outlook bro... you are solid Kurt
@MartyMoose16117 жыл бұрын
awesome!!! puttin' it in my tool box.
@jerrymoore8088 жыл бұрын
Great instruction and funny as hell.
@jptothetree8 жыл бұрын
"I dont know what the fuck that is" LMAO
@ThereforeIThinkIAm9 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm a white belt AND an old guy! Actually I don't tend to grip fight at all when in someone's guard. I usually just grab their belt with both hands and then go straight to a single underhook pass. Usually works for me - even with young guys and higher belts! ;-) Getting under the leg is usually easy - once you put one arm out they usually go straight for a triangle, so they put their leg up on your shoulder for you. Obviously make sure the inside arm is well back and protected so you don't get triangled. Then just grab the opposite collar with the outside arm and stack them up and pass the leg. I think I got into this habit when I started BJJ because it was the only guard pass I could remember from my judo days years ago.
@uncleheffe3095 жыл бұрын
Twenty minutes later
@zombiewack10 ай бұрын
Still love it
@ciccerus5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing it : )
@Lorendrawn5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the *fuck* that is." -What BJJ sounds like most of the time
@Outlawgavi8 жыл бұрын
Your Freaking beyond Awesome
@MurryRothbeard5 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TomHat929 жыл бұрын
Just in time for class. Oh yeah
@tonyottaviani64805 жыл бұрын
Classic Osiander! Tells it like it is. 1:41
@silverback71339 жыл бұрын
hmm thanks for the detail in this. im white belt and i just realised why i keep getting tangled up on standing passes lol. i havent been controling the hand on the side i step up from and theyre grabbing my ankle. cheers for this
@davebond73805 жыл бұрын
I'm gunna try this tonight
@younggrasshopper19906 жыл бұрын
Awesome!
@josephcenal34896 жыл бұрын
"I dont know what the fuck that is"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥🤙🤙💯
@eladiolara88619 жыл бұрын
love this guy LMFAO
@OldManPaxusYT7 жыл бұрын
cheers!
@brandasar79136 жыл бұрын
This video still cracks me up. Lol..
@yellowgorilla4 жыл бұрын
I like the grips and hope this works as smoothly as in the video. Dude on bottom didn’t look like he was fighting too hard to keep guard. Kurt is gonna look tough when he finally buzzes those greasy bacon strips. Booyakashawww
@matthewdecker48849 жыл бұрын
good stuff
@cupcake65815 жыл бұрын
2:45 😂😂😂😂😂 I conpletely agree!!
@haroldb.30922 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Clay Guida lookalike teaches closed guard pass ft Rob Whittaker
@trumppolitics59666 жыл бұрын
the worm guy in the back is hilarious....
@Kakseca9 жыл бұрын
Lol the guys in the background!!
@coldsmokepwrstroke2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the comments about the white belts was directed right at me hahaha fml
@MicNantel6 жыл бұрын
Kurt man, I fucking love your teaching style: "What the fuck is this??" proceeds to dumbfuck paw .
@MrZaku736 жыл бұрын
He is so fucking cool,damn :D
@johnnylira33124 жыл бұрын
Kurt "I don't know what the Fuck that is" Osiander
@pabloamericano49304 жыл бұрын
Old guys do have a spazzy game.
@Michaelyih6 жыл бұрын
That worm tho. (0:48)
@depbugg3 жыл бұрын
He has more tape on than a hockey stick!
@jordanm99339 жыл бұрын
0:43 made me spit my drink out
@ryanarchuleta62317 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be the greatest day 1 white belt ever. I'm starting next week, but I've watched maybe 30 videos at least 2-3 times each over the past month. Videos like "Jiu-jitsu 101, Top 10 beginner mistakes, how to escape mount, sweeps from the guard, etc. I've even practiced some techniques either by pretending I'm grappling with an imaginary person (cut me some slack), or with my siblings. I honestly feel like I already have a pretty solid base. I know most of the terms, as well as knowing not to do dumb shit like giving up my arms and neck while in the guard. Also know a handful of takedowns from the knees (since most rolling starts from the knees.
@TutorialCoolcool1234567897 жыл бұрын
2016's New Star Player Well good luck to you, I would be curious to know how it goes! Welcome to the club
@ryanarchuleta62317 жыл бұрын
Tutorial Cool cool I did okay. When I was drilling, I was kind of flopping around a bit trying to remember exactly how to do the technique we were going over. It was basically how to escape when someone has a seatbelt grip from behind, and their legs wrapped. I think I pissed of some chick though. She's a blue belt, but when it was my turn to have her from behind, I politely asked "do you want me to really try to not let you go" She said "If you want me to go hard on you", so when she kind of tilted me over and scooted her legs around, I'd kind of scoot along with her movements, and if she'd pop my legs open, I'd just kind of put them back in the same position. Took her about a minute to get out, and when she stood up, she gave me the death stare.
@TutorialCoolcool1234567897 жыл бұрын
2016's New Star Player Ha! Nice story. What dojo did you go to?
@MatthewElliott7 жыл бұрын
no videos can replace sparring but they help for more experienced students. You need to develop flexibility, explosive power, stamina, wrist strength and mental strength. I just started Jujitsu it was like I was playing chess but didn't know the pieces. I'm pretty strong (deadlift 300kg) but against guys half my size who were bluebelts I'd get submitted all the time. The coach thought I was a wrestler because I managed to launch people my size off me who had me mounted. I'll keep going it's great seeing experience beat strength every time
@josephsiko67317 жыл бұрын
well how did it go? are you a blue belt yet
@theanonymousjondoe8 жыл бұрын
Money!
@bluelovesbluebells3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for subscribing
@roberth97047 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what the f**k that is" ............... LMFAO Kurt
@adriansalas84244 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the movie the fly.
@maybious9 жыл бұрын
Lol pause @ 0:48, pretty much describes what you see in the background all the time haha
@funkfonz9 жыл бұрын
Are you coming to Australia Kurt?
@WarriorofCathar9 жыл бұрын
Pawing works great on female opppnents. I never get past their guard but I don't care and they don't mind.
@tamegomait8 жыл бұрын
yyyyyeeeeuuuuussss
@mickymcfarts57928 жыл бұрын
+WarriorofCathar thats not jiu jitsu lol
@andrewrobert2168 жыл бұрын
Lol
@davidworrell866 жыл бұрын
Mature
@charleszvirbulis52306 жыл бұрын
@Worrel maybe not but atleast we're honest!
@nathanbutcher38425 жыл бұрын
hey question for my other jiujitsu guys out there! is the reason you swap grips after standing, because if you were to hold the grip whilst kneeling, as your trying to stand up the pant grip on that site would fight against you standing up?
@brucecharlie8613 Жыл бұрын
It just to free your hands up for the next step. Don't over think it. Obvs the cross grip is so he is all sideways and can't get to you
@davidworrell866 жыл бұрын
This is my kinda fuckin learning thanks man
@jordanm99339 жыл бұрын
Kurt just gave out all my secrets at 1:41
@auditingbelfast4 жыл бұрын
0:57 "And keep it." This is where I find problems using this pass. When I try to keep it, he retracts his arm back and I either lose the grip or my gripping hand ends up on the floor... Btw it's not like I'm lacking bicep strength. I also train weights. But it seems trying to hold his arm down at that angle is much less strong than his leverage to pull it back.
@alexcheloo7868 жыл бұрын
What is this nice music (band) massaging my ear drums at the start ? :)
@hartzivboy42184 жыл бұрын
how is the choke called the guy does with the collar grip?
@btsaucedo19 жыл бұрын
My Nana's name is Isis. Why do you have such hostility towards her? What did she ever do to you? All she does is make delicious chocolate chip cookies for me to enjoy. Shame on you threatening an old lady like that. Shame.
@ironsurvival70118 жыл бұрын
+liam sanchez I think Aldo Raine was being facetious.
@liamsanchez6298 жыл бұрын
IRON1 oooooops.
@juansequitur8 жыл бұрын
+liam sanchez LIAM. YOU FOOL.
@liamsanchez6298 жыл бұрын
Juan Gonzalez worry about yourself, amigo! Fool.
@oldmate95617 жыл бұрын
lol 😂 flips the bird "fuck Isis I'm gonna surround and kill every single fucken one of you"😂😂
@davidjrb7 жыл бұрын
Great instructor. What's that music?
@huntsvilleadventurer7 жыл бұрын
Those guys in the background. LOL
@bogdan_angh Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know the name of the intro song? It's amazing 🎉
@yuritheimmortalmma7 жыл бұрын
a black belt cave man? holly shit!
@pej0s5 жыл бұрын
Funny guys in background :)
@anonoumos5 жыл бұрын
why does he have to switch the grips (feeding sleeve grip to other hand), why cant he break the guard with his other hand.?
@carzoparazzo96985 жыл бұрын
1:43 jajajajajajajaajajajajajajajaja
@itscork5 жыл бұрын
“I dunno what the fuck that is!” Classic Kurt
@warrengardner7 жыл бұрын
Old guys like me paw because our hands are all messed up from years of gripping the gi. We are just confused. "Why don't my hands work anymore?"
@addrulzamerica8 жыл бұрын
What if the guy has awesome grip strength? got any pointers on breaking those grips?
@HouseOfVan8 жыл бұрын
+addrulzamerica 2 on 1 grip, rip it off?
@KillerInstinct20068 жыл бұрын
+addrulzamerica Jiu jitsu is a fight, so sometimes it's not always going to be easy, but if you use two on one and utilize different grip breaks using two on one, it shouldn't take a lot of strength to break grips... It's just a matter of getting two on one. So you have to start the grip fighting immediately, before they get solid grips on you, this is always true of jiu jitsu though. You always want to get good grips first, that's half the battle.
@michaels33795 жыл бұрын
Hidden leaf secret finger jitsu 1000 years of death should work
@uncleheffe3095 жыл бұрын
Tape your fingers... Duuuhh
@benjaminchandler36117 жыл бұрын
He seems to be going full hoah...
@vistian7 жыл бұрын
Who's the band at the end?
@ludditerebel5 жыл бұрын
Why do we need to switch sleeve grip? Thank you.
@GogoGogo-xf8uf5 жыл бұрын
Si Murphy so you can push the knee otherwise your susceptible to a sweep
@evandrorodrigues91796 жыл бұрын
What to do if the guy hook your righ leg with his left arm to sweep??
@uncleheffe3095 жыл бұрын
Punch him in the balls
@jakieboiZ948 жыл бұрын
What's the song?
@ftw39717 жыл бұрын
ROBERT WITTKA ON THE GROUND
@snozzcumbers4 жыл бұрын
Yay, I'm gigantic so I can do that shit!
@mofogie5 жыл бұрын
Is that not he best worm ever?
@danielkarlsson70468 жыл бұрын
@0:57 "block his hip". could somebody explain what he means by that?
@watch3r16 жыл бұрын
Daniel Karlsson You get the grip and staple his own hand on his hip and put a ton of weight on it as you stand up. Anyway guess you figured it out by now lol
@atthetippy5 жыл бұрын
Get this guy a bath
@tookurjaerbs7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so fucking hard at 1:46. You got yourself a subscriber, sir.