The E-Boy Invasion 2

[@CyberStockholmSyndrome]

I feel like E-Boys are going to end up becoming the main trigger of Kurtis’ super villain origin story.

[@fkatwigsisthequeenofenglan4748]

ik kajshshssh

[@mjhgtb]

**record scratch** you're probably wondering how i got here, it all started with a boy... an e boy

[@ProdavackaDivu]

Lmao

[@chinteshwarbabu9165]

😂

[@jastaykotuce2249]

Or superhero

[@kylieocasio2578]

Imagine you are a 48 year old father and your 13 year old daughter wants to go to a tour, you are a good father so you buy her tickets and a hotel and you drive her there. You get to the meet and greet. You go to the room in the convention center where they are having a performance. A 17 year old e boy tickles his temple and rolls his eyes. The e boy scampers off stage. That is all your daughter wanted to see. You feel accomplished because she is screeching for joy. But you also feel confused. You are unsure of what you have seen. You are unsure of what you just spent time and money on.

[@alexssashasofia]

Kylie Ocasio exactly

[@CozieJozieASMR]

This comment b e t t e r get some attention

[@xunloveyoux8509]

I thought at the end you were gonna say "i was that father"😂😭

[@julianfantasia9033]

They’re scamperers.

[@sss-zh2il]

Oddly specific 👀

[@gabrielavega1114]

I'll be honest, seeing how non traditionally masculine these guys look (i mean the colorful hair, painted nails, sometimes makeup, etc) i wouldn't expect for so many of them to be THAT conservative, like... Ok

[@arthurgabriel7715]

Exactly

[@gracezb1]

they just using androgyny for clout

[@ceres514]

Surfing on that korean vibe I think!

[@redpandamaniacal]

The school that I'm familiar with filled with very conservative Christians doesn't allow "unnatural" hair colors, so you'd think they wouldn't be dying their hair like that.

[@shanareilly6649]

They using it to their benefit..... 😒

[@spicylemonande]

"e-boys" should stand for "enough boys" cause i had enough

[@hat7475]

i second this

[@atinybruh]

Sounds like something Kurtis would say

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

​@@atinybruh we are truly members of KurtisTown

[@kaskaskas]

Literally my first thought omg ??

[@idk27212]

or “ew boys” idfk

[@NonaStreams]

Kurtis: just a light roast Also Kurtis: exposes the whole community

[@animality102]

More like espressos the whole community, am i right?? (Coff-eboy)

[@ChiefVizier]

@@animality102 nice

[@kali4967]

he exposed them? what exactly were they hiding?

[@NonaStreams]

Robot Downey Jr did you watch the video? He exposed them for being homophobic, transphobic, and more

[@kali4967]

@@NonaStreams no he didn't? He just showed a bunch of kids who dress funny n one dude with a conservative opinion who doesn't support sjws. No one was hiding anything, so no one got "exposed". U gotta be hiding smth in order to get exposed

[@iriazu]

I feel like Kurtis is the dad of all eboys and he’s just discovered what his kids do on the internet

[@nevenagavric29]

The Oddist eboys and their edaddy. I’ve made it worse somehow

[@kurtisdannydrew]

The Oddist oh my freaking god I literally thought of the SAME thing while watching this video and I just saw it in the comments u read my mind.

[@apparentlyizzy8332]

this is the best comment on any of his videos

[@DiscoGoesOn5067]

*_E - D A D D Y_*

[@mynameis7062]

Papa Kurtis

[@cierra7246]

i did think e-boys were harmless at first when they were just making tik-toks and thirst trap instagram posts but now that they're literally trying to capitalize off of that i'm feeling a lil weird about it.

[@lethfuil]

I guess I know what you mean, but on the other hand, honestly, so much things get capitalised on but most of the time, no-one is forced to actually pay for it. Those girls didn't have to, they wanted to. And they payed for it, now both parties are happy. Them with the meeting, the guys with the money. That's all.

[@reco2207]

@@lethfuil well "happy" is very relative, those girls are not just happy to see them, they idolize them and it's not sane. These e-boys use their fans to fill their greed and their narcissism, they accomplish their vile desir but they are not "happy".

[@adi-qf2wb]

@@reco2207 thats a stretchhhh, most of the girls just think they are attractive, and the eboys just make money off of that. Which has been happening since forever, hence boy bands.

[@reco2207]

@@adi-qf2wb You can find someone atractive and you can scream at him when he dances two second on a music. Ideolisation restrain you from rational thought, it's not sane for you. Plus, people tend to project qualities on good looking people so they project their fantasms on those boys, which again, is not very sane. But that's okay, we were all obssesive with something when we were young it would be unfortunate if they never grow out of that. and for the boys it's big big big obvious narcissism out here. How many time do you think they pass to just watch themselve and think "i'm attractive". How do you think they feel when girls scream at them just for existing ? and they capitilize on it just because they can, I guess maybe the greedy part wasn't realy appropriate but otherwise I didn't make a stretch I think.

[@lethfuil]

@@reco2207 I agree with Analyn Marx. Sure, some girls are pretty hyper, almost insane, but we know that phenomenon from Boy Bands and Justin Bieber, and so on. Some overdue it, most don't. They're having fun, whilst they're young, and the boys -that are also young, btw - have fun too and make some money with it. We don't ban sweets, just because kids can get super hyper about unhealthy sweets and we don't dub the people, that sell sweets to make money, evil predators. See, saying that those boys are immoral and dangerous and what not, and the girls are their helpless victims is putting them in some...(damn, foreign idioms...) one shows prejudices against both sides. So. (^^') And that's not really good.

[@sovietbot6708]

When someone starts with "I love gay people" you just know they're going to say something homophobic

[@legallydoodled9783]

Tbh it has two possibilities: 1. They're saying something homophobic but they don't want people to call them homophobic 2. They have a weird fetish thing 3. (Extra) They aren't homophobic and English isn't their first language so they made a mistake while trying to show their support

[@pigeonlittle]

@@legallydoodled9783or they are a homosexual 🤷‍♂️

[@kittywendyy]

I love gay people………… that’s all!

[@xp_squigglez5531]

I love gay people!! Self-love is important😊

[@whatsyourpoint5417]

" I love gay people, I enjoy men"

[@moonshine6928]

I’m higly disappointed this series isn’t called The E-boy E-nvasion

[@theshyguy1580]

Original Content, do not steal

[@am-gg9vs]

This is GOLD

[@moonshine6928]

@@theshyguy1580 LMAO

[@jicherie]

honestly 😔✊🏼

[@moonshine6928]

jinseoul a whole lost opportunity 😳

[@makenziewebb1477]

it’s kinda weird to come back to this kurt without a mullet and dad stache

[@blackparademistress1]

He’s really blossomed into the most beautiful man. The mullet and stache are god tier.

[@zsasz4477]

@@blackparademistress1 he can say the best line ever I mustache you a question

[@dunkey759]

Ya mean 80s time traveller kurtis, which btw is awesome

[@cookie8885]

Ikkkk

[@lostsoul512]

dang all yall hilarious... and yeah it feels so wrong without that stache

[@flor8567]

i never expected kurtis to go this hard, glad he did tho a mayor must protect his town

[@BibiFlippo]

must educate the citizens of kurtistown

[@wilogodandy649]

as he should

[@camilaa.229]

we stan our mayor

[@miguelrolingson581]

Tell that to lori lightfoot

[@papaya3642]

yes yes. we love to see it.

[@williamdowling7718]

Cant believe there was no "kyler? Hardly know her" joke. Byeler was dope too though.

[@Amanda-zh7is]

Kurtis: “just a light roast” Also Kurtis: absolutely destroys the first eboy with the SWAT joke

[@hazelnoot2865]

You can tell he’s pissed in this video even with all the jokes

[@nunyabussness8041]

Hazelnoot idk when this was filmed but I went to his show in Toronto a few days ago and he seemed kind of angry then too

[@littleelephant367]

can someone make sure he's doing ok

[@hazelnoot2865]

Nunya Bussness Oh man...maybe it’s not just the video then

[@Vkpz]

I would be pretty pissed too if these popular talentless boys are talking a lot of uneducated stuff that can influence their young fans

[@kaikoi1438]

2k

[@anamariamocanu2586]

kurtis is an indie boy not an e boy PERIOD

[@dizzyella8204]

Very important distinction

[@user-tg3sb7il5x]

Indie boys like Kurtis are actually fantastic to be around. They are what soft boys DREAM of being.

[@honeywaffles1804]

I never heard of the term indie boy before but if that’s people who are like Kurtis then damn they’re cool

[@nikkimitchell9839]

indie boy who loves one direction *

[@Chivichana101]

So he's an iboy

[@CloudedLynx]

I know this was made years ago but, this really hurts. Hearing people saying "True Christians can't accept the LGBTQ+ community" because my sister happens to be a lesbian Christian. It just pisses me off to see her get harassed by other people because of who she loves. I may not believe in a god but that doesn't mean I can't accept people that do.

[@kiralonely]

As someone who's doctor is religious and her whole church marched against the anti-trans bills being passed about minors in my state, I can completely understand that. I'm sorry you sister has to go through that. I can't really conceptualize it as I am not you, and also am not religious myself, but I do have an idea and I have nothing but sympathy. I really hate the gatekeeping nature of many Christians, for one, even outside of bigotry, but especially with it included.

[@kimikoscult1948]

@@kiralonely respect to that doctor for marching and encouraging "anti trans kids" laws. It’s crazy we even have to march against this.

[@aestheticallycold247]

@@kimikoscult1948 trans rights for children isn’t saying children are going to go through with permanent surgeries while minors, it’s just things that can help them feel more affirmed and educated on it so they can find the vocabulary necessary to understand their identity and steps they COULD take if they feel they identify fully with being trans. There is nothing sexual or inappropriate about LGBT children. I knew I was a lesbian for my entire childhood, I just didnt know the words for it. I would tell me parents i had « boy crushes » on girls. When you’re a kid and have a crush it’s innocent. Now imagine you’re a kid and you don’t know much about gender but you KNOW that you feel and have always felt more connected with girls your age, and feel like you should have been born like them. It’s not always about your physical genitals it’s sometimes just about self expression and the way society treats you. Not all kids grow to get surgery, but having the option can be the difference between life and death.

[@kimikoscult1948]

@@aestheticallycold247 yes i agree. Im bisexual and medically diagnosed with gender dysphoria so I know what you mean. But most "anti trans kids bills" are to ban sexual books in kids libraries which i support (because lgbt or not it shouldn’t be there) and banning transition for minors (because currently ((not where i live)) in some countries you can still ask to medically transition under the age of 16). So yes I do support this ban, and no I don’t support taking away the help children needs if they have troubles with anything :)

[@aestheticallycold247]

@@kimikoscult1948 most “sexual” books are simply just books that make the topic of sex and reproductive health accessible to older kids who are going into middle school and need to be introduced to the concept in a safe and child friendly way and in a safe environment, like at a library at school with adults present. And most of the anti trans bans actually do much more harm than good, many of them argue that it should be allowed for adult teachers to do genital “inspections” on trans or even suspected trans kids, to be able to OUT children at school or to their parents without the child’s consent, and many MANY more harmful legislative changes. And this is all just considering trans CHILDREN, not even a thing compared to the hate for trans adults in this country

[@allisontritschler2850]

i’ve learned that you can’t “skip 10 seconds” in kurtis’s videos bc you will literally have no idea what the hell is going on

[@Jenna-ko6im]

Allison Tritschler I learn this lesson every video lol

[@candijack4]

Can’t relate. ...Didn’t think there was any reason to skip 10 seconds of Kurtis 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Isabeltherat]

hmmm,,,, gonna try that on one of his older vids now

[@ssterling4510]

@@candijack4 I only tried because he said puke-warning and I got scared :c haha

[@leytpdipooperman8733]

King Crimson’s powers are useless here.

[@indigoesagain]

like how humans are 93% water, I feel Kurtis is like 91.5% respecting women juice and the rest is just Canadian sunshine

[@bigdog638]

Lexa Garvey I think your math is a little off there, but I’ll let it slide

[@daishaspencer6181]

That’s what all Canadians are made of 😊

[@elliesymons2107]

Dai S. can’t wait to literally yeet out of america to canada now

[@priyankadosanjh7769]

Hold up this child is Canadian!?!

[@hopedean6424]

@@priyankadosanjh7769 bruh listen to how he says "out" like "oot" aha

[@emmataila3491]

“i love my mom, but i don’t accept her. but i love her. but i hate her” same energy as “i be lyin. but i’m honest. but i’m lyin”

[@Mar-hq9bm]

Bestie Picks Bae

[@saltylemon8203]

Lmao

[@ohwhy6571]

11 : 11 your username cleared my skin

[@prettystupid3509]

lmfao

[@isabellahernandez5085]

LMAOJAJAJAJA

[@trinitiny3379]

Kurtis predicting the nair incident is actually hilarious 5:49

[@shouen_]

YESS I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@mwm77]

I was looking for this comment🥲

[@taeminenjoyer]

NAIR on MICROPENIS and BALLS

[@placeholderdoe]

W h a t

[@istealkneecaps4272]

THANK YOUUUU LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@anag.9591]

love that Lil Huddy will wear a mask for aesthetic purposes but not for a global pandemic

[@softestbrat]

It reminds me of the meme with the Penguin crossing his arms with the caption *well now I am not doing it*

[@hawks1627]

No Cap 🧢

[@_eysha]

Chile 💀💀💀

[@theuntypedeevee915]

:\\ Hawks //: no mask

[@hawks1627]

The Untyped Eevee 🤣

[@elel4092]

Just imagine storming area 51 and seeing a bunch of e-bois eyerolling

[@Thatevilmellon]

Everyone would think that the E boi's came from area 51 and literally run back from where they came.

[@sofia-jq3ke]

and the area 51 guards are shaking their heads like, "we told them not to" lmao

[@kellyypeaches]

That’s how they are going to stun the security

[@simonarosso7720]

It would be such a waste of time, but also quite hilarious

[@Milaaa1804]

Don’t forget the choking

[@vietkitti]

Everybody appreciates the extra greeting from Kurtis. Why don't we repay him? Hey, Kurtis! What's up, how's it going? It's very good to see you today.

[@PeachyDayItIs]

sunshine ღ I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE 💕

[@creaturaa]

@@PeachyDayItIs i love your pfp so much

[@VioletRM]

@@creaturaa your profile pic is great, dude

[@genevieve2106]

Blue Yoda I love your pfp you’re great

[@killingkyla]

Good Old Fashion Lover boy yo i absolutely love ur pfp

[@Artistic_rat1611]

I love how Kurtis always puts TW on something that he thinks might trigger people, I also love how accepting he is

[@linttastic]

imagine being a parent and taking your kid to that meet n greet

[@kirafeara]

We’re never having kids. You. Me. All of us.

[@mayapapaya02]

and then a creepy guy hugs them from behind and rolls his eyes back in his head while doing an alien homing signal

[@FalconEye-sm2up]

Oof

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

I would never🤡

[@MuertaRara]

never

[@gabbster42]

“Any bag is a barf bag if you want it to be” Even my mom’s Valentino white bag?

[@leas8757]

Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

[@ililili6350]

WAKHWAKHWKAKEWJWN LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??????

[@christianrollman3006]

Gabby H thank you for being the other person who thought of this immediately

[@martamarkovic5937]

AHSSG DJDDSSGB BARF IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG

[@berrytsai]

WHAKSISAWA- iN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG??????

[@nickirkland1347]

Consider this: Kyler's arch nemesis, Tyle

[@kpmiller9726]

I made my day with this xD

[@memethyst]

tyle supports the lgbt community and lets women do what they want with their own bodies kyler's worst fear.... a genuinely good person!!! :0

[@elonmusk921]

Reigen back at it again with the solid posts

[@chrishansen2409]

Ara he hasn’t gone into a bathroom in years

[@postmasterspecific]

Kurtis is Tyle

[@hadynfritz2456]

the fact this was 4 years ago and he said “what’s up guys today we are going to be taking a look inside my asshole” and now we have kevin’s nair video

[@oi3702]

shawn mendes making us forget shawn mendes was in magcon is his biggest accomplishment honestly

[@mossyhearts]

Oi LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKIG LMFAOOO

[@mackhayes8779]

HE WAS?

[@criseiana4885]

@@mackhayes8779 yes he was

[@sen0440]

actually, what is magcon? 😅

[@mackhayes8779]

@@sen0440 honestly... could not tell you

[@keagantingley624]

Lil huggy sounds like a diaper line for premature/smaller babies.

[@TheAlmightyDish]

huggies is a baby wipe brand in the UK

[@keagantingley624]

Ruby McCormick I’m pretty sure they do it in the US too but they make diapers here.

[@mack7235]

I like to call him Lil Buddy

[@Macdemarcoenthusiast11]

Yuh fr

[@cowboyfromhell666]

Lil Huggy sounds like a baby facehugger (from Alien)

[@nivaleeve6968]

Hearing anybody say "I love gay people" immediently flashed red sirens in my brain, because I know 100% for a fact that they will follow it up with "but" Edit: y'all, we rlly only have one joke, don't we (/hj)

[@catsplat1272]

I love gay people but I'm still single 😔

[@simplycharming123]

@@catsplat1272 same 😔

[@MessangerPigeon6000]

I love gay people, but I too, am a gay people

[@talia7027]

Experienced something similar. (Not me directly) My pastor said he had a gay relative and said that he loved him since he was family but wasn't on board with him being gay. Really rubbed me the wrong way

[@simplycharming123]

@@talia7027 it should. That’s a freaking awful thing to say.

[@thesadnavi]

A task force of militarized e-boys is literally something i'd have a nightmare about. I'll fuckin' make it happen, but it's fucked up

[@kellieplayer8089]

Qqq++

[@Crispii1t]

S.W.A.T: Success without actually trying.

[@anasshole7927]

I like that more

[@she_evel]

UNFORTUNATELY!!😒😒😒

[@philipp529]

Or: Succes without actual talent

[@aristogatos1o1]

Bars

[@Udontkno7]

well, that’s old news

[@greentea4617]

Kurtis is an E-Boy *An educated boy*

[@levhdv2117]

Noice comment

[@deadaccbye.8036]

E-ducation boy.

[@devashriyadav5972]

Smort

[@nerinarojas8346]

An E-special boi

[@leytpdipooperman8733]

Nice

[@maskedscythe4790]

“I wanna be a real e-boy”, he cried. “Make me an e-boy!” But the e-master did not answer, he just kept on e-ing.

[@momplspickmeupimscared]

SKSKSKSKKS STOOOPPP 😂😭

[@han2868]

This comment took me out

[@yummers9374]

i love you for this 😭😭

[@elsas7327]

BJDIWJFIWJDIWKOW THIS

[@forg7528]

E

[@darrens3]

I find it fascinating how they dress in a kinda non-binary manner and then say gay people are bad, without irony. That'd be like dressing like Elton John and attacking gay people. Irony is truly lost on these people. 💀

[@Eliot-is-Dead]

That is so true oh my gods

[@Biggiecheeseness]

I don’t think clothing determines sexuality..

[@AriaFromMahabre]

@@Biggiecheeseness They're saying that the guy takes a lot of his fashion sense from queer-related stuff, and thus it is akward to see someone dressed like that and be bigoted. That's like seeing someone driving a F150 Raptor Supercrew and then finding out they're not an asshole. Akward moment.

[@rachelwalker1873]

“Non binary fashion” is literally just early 2000s skater boy minus the beanie with bangs peeking out, what does this comment even mean? And fashion doesn’t determine sexuality

[@AriaFromMahabre]

@@rachelwalker1873 Who would have thought that fashion keeps coming back uh ? In the 30's a guy in a suit was a normal worker, now it's something more dressed. Same principle. Also today's skaters are basically massigely progressives so it's no wonder the vibe got transfered No one said anything about fashion being the arbiter of gender. We're just pointing out a funny thing.

[@angelinarivera9979]

"Get a barf bag" * gets my moms white Valentino bag*

[@Fanylorena]

alex rivera”wawowahahwhahss lipstick on my Valentino bag!?!?!??”

[@aspeno6576]

VOMIT in my Valentino white ba-

[@mypizzaisburninohno]

Oup

[@sleepysartorialist]

I can’t even laugh at this. I’m actually horrified.

[@sydney7972]

😂😂

[@anjaly216]

they went ⚪️⚪️🤚🏽 👄

[@alyssajuliennecacho8930]

STOP SJSJJS

[@autumnscene]

Anjaly V i just spat

[@greentea4617]

I JUST CHOKED THIS IS AMAZING

[@RozyPoyo]

It was more like: ⚪⚪ 👈🏾 👄

[@whytho8856]

dude this is amazing

[@rebekahdrummond2818]

When you protected Syd you earned 3 trillion respect points

[@CarmenFernandez-tt1bf]

Rebekah Drummond so true

[@sienna9892]

i love love love syd so much.

[@dianelysfigueroa2646]

facts

[@tinskull8132]

GTA mission passed +1000 respect

[@Hana-yu1fj]

What are their actual pronouns because I don't know who they are

[@cloudgirl131]

I know an eboy irl and he’s actually super nice and down to earth. also very shy in person, so I was super surprised when I accidentally found his finsta and tik tok with 120K followers and him doing all the eboy shit 😂

[@TaeTae-qd6lb]

Kurtis out here respecting woman AND giving us extra greetings

[@egs644]

Tae Tae I read kyler at first and I was like WHAT

[@enbyue]

fav white boy 🥺🥰

[@tamikapage7875]

Wow 🤭🤭😍😍

[@waanibanani6497]

wahmen

[@cesarramirez6562]

Name a better person. (Tip: you can't)

[@bryannavaquero1563]

kurtis: he’s like one of the most popular singers in the world me thinking: *shawn mendes* kurtis: taylor caniff

[@fanfandom551]

That was the whole joke

[@katiemclean4086]

literally me

[@karens8042]

me too

[@user-kn9bb2gs2g]

LMFAO me too

[@cyberbxarb]

*the extra greeting is truly life changing, 11/10 would get greeted again*

[@iangranzow0608]

The colonoscopy joke isn’t too far off considering the recent Kevin Leonardo Nair video 💀

[@reiiiloooo]

that aged very well

[@storysforyou4231]

That’s actually what I was thinking when I rewatched this again

[@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992]

Kurtis has future vision

[@wurnwurn436]

Kurtis Connor is not an eboy, he is a goodboi.

[@semenandgayuncle]

He is an e boy the e is for excellent

[@random_boi_5006]

The goodest of good bois

[@goofball808]

E: extra greeting

[@skinnylegend4516]

no, he's a hard boi

[@Emma-bc9ux]

God created a Kyle and a Tyler, you cant be both

[@TroublesomeTrees]

Ever watch cobra kai

[@sar7420]

Right

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@Landon Pharr underrated became an overrated word xd

[@ariana9349]

kyler

[@teresavaldovinos8386]

Tyler the creator........

[@spidermanhoodie433]

the extra greeting just blessed my back to school week

[@rileynunya1649]

Wow me too

[@luna-pt2gp]

Can't relate 🤪 I'll start my classes in September. I'm portuguese

[@Ringdingdong206]

Good luck I start August 27th 😔

[@juliabarrosmachado47]

luna haha eu também

[@rileynunya1649]

Torie good luck🙏

[@tobyewolfe9998]

10:26 He's not killing it... He's murturing it.

[@sohlalambambalala2814]

This actually got real for a second You can really see how passionate Kurtis is about these topics

[@Yeeishaw]

It's really heart warminf ☺️

[@auntblazer]

Henry Plce shut the fuck up you ignorant fool 😂

[@twiceandwekimekienjoyer5525]

@@henryplce2225 dude, he never say "omg, I love killing babies" he said it's woman's decision bc it's their body, shut the fuck up

[@jazlinbarriga3251]

Nasty VlogsSs it’s her body not urs. Plus it’s not a baby if it hasn’t even been born yet. It’s just a fetus

[@godsandmonsters4601]

@@henryplce2225 idiot. You seriously think *anyone* likes killing babies?! Fuck no. Do you think girls get abortions because they're like "hey, I feel like killing a baby today yaaay" - *no.* Women and girls that get abortions are almost always heartbroken and feel guilty. Having an abortion isn't something you do for fun and it will most likely have a huge impact on your entire life - but sometimes it's necessary. I mean, first of all, rape victims shouldn't have to carry their rapist's child and be completely traumatized and humiliated all over again.Their life shouldn't be ruined because of something they didn't even choose for themselves. Or do you want an let's say 11-year-old to carry out her rapist's child?! Very "pro-life" of you - not caring about that poor girl's life that is ruined, huh?! And let me just tell you something: Even if there is no rape, no incest and no risks for the pregnant women involved - WOMEN ARE STILL FREE TO CHOOSE ABORTION IF THEY ARE NOT READY TO CARRY OUT A CHILD! It's their own personal choice! And if your wish comes true and abortions get "illegal", you're a moron if you think that abortions are just going to stop. The only thing that will stop is legal abortions: People will go right back to practising unsafe and dangerous abortions that could harm or even kill the women involved. Is that what you want? Very pro-life of you indeed... How about you care about the kids that are currently held in cages by the US government, how about you care about all those kids that are bullied at school and commit suicide, how about you care about the kids that get killed at school shootings? Because let's be honest, you don't give a fuck about them and their deaths. You just care about some fetuses THAT. ARE. NOT. EVEN. ALIVE. YET!! *because you want to control women.*

[@liz-yp6wd]

you look like that one young cool spanish teacher that’s let’s his students play kahoot everyday

[@JustNicole6400]

Lizzie • I just chocked on my water this is so accurate wtf

[@somehipsterr2898]

I had a biology teacher who is just like him lmao

[@hazelsantos6344]

i can see that

[@sylviaishanee5377]

My computer class teacher is the same!!!

[@zupergurkan]

I thought it said Kazoo first lol

[@carolinejamin6804]

Kyler is the most Monster energy drink name I've ever heard in my life.

[@kayleemarie5937]

Nah monsters are just for kyle. Kyler drinks Bang

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

He definitely rides dirt bikes at his dad's.

[@mcollins8446]

Taylor Jones nah he’s too scared but lies and says he does

[@someothername7886]

The only Kyler I knew of turned out to be a scumbag 🙃 These guys aren’t doing any good for Kylers out there

[@mossgoblin16]

I knew a guy named cuyler

[@OogyBoogy333]

Sometimes I come back to old Kurt videos just to get the extra greeting, I feel so special, part of Kurtis Towne, where Kurtis is the mayor and I'm always nice to him because it's the law, (and I wanna be nice to Kurtis)

[@cxxtrippyxx2396]

“just a little roast” *25 minutes of straight ripping their lives apart* 😂😂😂😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Yeah, he straight up obliterated them. lol

[@cxxtrippyxx2396]

InSomniaArmyCheshire MooMooReveluvMeU 😂😂

[@andaiibori7205]

It wasn’t a light roast it was straight up COLD BREW

[@andreasilva4379]

No Kurtis, it’s so good to see YOU again my dude

[@simplyvibin5742]

*Top Three Worst Crimes* •Robbery •Murder And the worst, *murter*

[@bealol1016]

Top three worst crimes: -the lil Tay looking rodrick -eboys -mordor

[@natsukilovestobake4427]

PrimeTime45 222nd like.

[@_sophia_9151]

*kylerlovesjesus has entered the chat*

[@FabulousKilljoy]

JUDAS, NO

[@hattanalanzi8390]

I literally chocked Laughing 😂

[@KoiKat_]

As someone who greatly cherishes their personal space, that E-Boy just coming out of nowhere to hug the girl would be my absolute nightmare, regardless if I was a fan or not.

[@IamMissPronounced]

"This dude is the Thanos of discrimination" Kurtis really gets it

[@clover-sj5df]

THE STONES OF BIGOTRY

[@meganbyfs]

draco malfoy in prisoner of azkaban was the original eboy

[@shelby4289]

accurate af

[@user-im6ln3od3m]

ill never stop being in love with draco malfoy tbh

[@CouchToBarkley]

God I loved him so much.

[@_anhedonia]

and he is the only valid one. periodt

[@farting358]

facts

[@katie8881]

I can smell the future “me too” stories about those e boys through my screen

[@herbiemitchell5885]

Katie they literally inv some girls from the crowd to the dressing rooms and get mad if they film. Also sometimes lil huddy kisses some of them instead of hugs 😳

[@huma5938]

Herbie Mitchell were you there? (Not being rude just a question)

[@makdaasgedom4581]

💀💀💀💀

[@dr3wtube144]

#mEtoo

[@AshaSara]

omg yes

[@thevideogameteacher9608]

The tapping their head and rolling their eyes back is the most annoying and weird trend I’ve ever seen so finally seeing someone say it makes me giddy

[@imantooshi871]

Kurtis conner’s “Dude” will forever be what I hear in my head when I read it

[@abbiedalton3427]

Iman Tooshi f o l k s 👏🏻

[@zaramcmenamie3313]

Iman Tooshi Dühd

[@bingle2484]

dewd

[@emanuelmeloy5582]

S.W.A.T S- Sweaty W- Weird A- Angsty T- Teens

[@keagantingley624]

So basically just teens.

[@prageruwu69]

hey look it's me

[@thatweirdo5048]

Why did you call out gen z’s like that

[@blairx8308]

@@thatweirdo5048 gen z isn't like that. only the insecure people who try to draw in "anime" style.

[@wren2624]

dana I feel mildly attacked.

[@poopysoupy4413]

Would I be friends with Kurtis? Yes. Do I support him? Yes.

[@jalynnkline4376]

Poopy Soupy HAHAHAHA OMG

[@marianaeg7808]

But I’ll never accept him

[@rachana7260]

Omg Sal 😂😂

[@lillyleg7143]

sal

[@morningstar..]

I love this comment but your name is kinda gross.

[@Wowsmh2024]

Why are you so hilarious and insightful at the same time?? You're def one of my favorite KZbinr

[@godisdead6611]

Kurtis you’re not an eboy, you actually have a personality and sense of humor and basic respect for women. You just have tattoos, nice hair, and a nose piercing

[@talkingtoawall5123]

He's a soft boi

[@bananaanimations2003]

Don't forget actual talent! My guy can sing his heart out!

[@skyhideaway]

basic respect for people*

[@beems9617]

and he doesnt use axe body spray as a subsitute for multiple showers in one week

[@jeeks3747]

@@beems9617 he also doesn't use said axe to serve as a lube substitute

[@leann4265]

I love the fact that Kurtis kinda has the aesthetic of an E Boy and Sad Boi combined, But not the shit attitude.

[@sarahd1250]

“Tony Hawk: Pro Life” is just about the funniest joke I’ve ever heard

[@spookiez0]

5:50 bro predicted the nair video 😢

[@sophiacalon3463]

" Any bag is a barf bag if you want it to be " Kurtis Connor, 2019

[@nicoleelliott5280]

Straight BARS my dood

[@imwyldan9190]

even my Valentino white bag?

[@princessfetus]

Sophia Calon It’s kinda inspirational ngl

[@angelofscorpio]

He always speaks truth, he’s so inspirational 😌

[@cloverdeityhearted8729]

me on car roadtrip when i was 9

[@sameulhaq797]

*the only acceptable e boy is Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid*

[@adacerda535]

facts

[@sarahspunaugle8246]

This needs more likes ur so right

[@_ileana777ileana5]

Sameul Haq tbh yeaa

[@msdevinawhite]

You're funnier than me, and I'm ok with it

[@011mph]

Sameul Haq the e boy king.

[@grimmbunny8296]

“Any bag is a barf bag if you want it to be” *-Kurtis Conner, 2019*

[@bighoodie4315]

MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG????

[@domdon721]

Hahaha hahaha 420 likes hahahahahahahahahahah

[@parkchimmin7913]

Where’s the lie though?

[@arianna5188]

Dammit I wanted to post that

[@uchster9]

i think you mean "Any beg is a barf beg if you want it to be”

[@sxphinx]

ngl kurtis with the stache and mullet is just superior but i do love classic kurt boy as well

[@sirsalt1493]

Kurtis is an E-Boy E, which stands for extra greeting because those rlly hit different when you’re subscribed

[@osfnzusjwnnoudisn7601]

Why isn't this the top comment

[@sirsalt1493]

choncho because I’m a rat

[@namjoon1279]

I love dis comment 😂😂

[@poxiefox9210]

Kurtis isn't an eboy He's a yeeboy

[@emilyschrader4698]

Yeeyee-boy

[@poxiefox9210]

YAS!

[@bismuth6778]

Yee yee

[@dicentra985]

This is the best comment and let's make this genre pls

[@dicentra985]

@@ninimad couldn't agree more

[@andrea-mo1rr]

The second tiktok with the little boy and tounge traumatized the shit out of me

[@unknownhuman3156]

i didn’t even realize at first but he is avani’s boyfriend💀

[@Hessed3712]

not funny didn't laugh What even was that?! Who raised him and where the heck are they!?

[@30catsinacardigan22]

at their age i was, like.... idk... watching avatar and pretending to be a witch LMFAO

[@notwerkinginthishouse8634]

@@Hessed3712 no one raised him, just bc u have parents, doesn't mean you are raised x) some kids have no parents or real ones or 1 parent and are "RAISED" pretty well aka behave normal with a number of braincells

[@azzidolls]

@@notwerkinginthishouse8634 ur comment makes me lose braincells

[@Pa5an1]

I’m gonna sound like an old person, but I’m so glad that I was a teen when it wasn’t possible for everyone to become famous yet. If you had an idol, they usually had some kind of skill, be it acting, singing or whatever. They were even often media trained as well before they started giving interviews or got any kind of platform to share their views. Nowadays we just have random teens who become famous cause they’re conventionally attractive and got pushed by some algorithm, even though they have no idea what they’re doing or how to handle getting idolized by millions of teenage girls. Of course I’m not saying that all famous people used to be good people or anything or that all of today’s celebrities suck. I just hope teens raise their standards when they choose who to look up to, cause it seems today it’s very easy to just accidentally hype some vile people

[@andreasstock8539]

No matter how Kyle you are, that guy is kyler

[@micheleorona148]

Underrated

[@jahnaviraman5411]

LMAOOOO

[@wisterriaaa]

OMG LMAOOOOO

[@andreasstock8539]

You have very good humor and deserve all these likes and even more!

[@beritjohnson8325]

Andreas Stock I can’t

[@serena6418]

why is history repeating itself magcon = lights out tour tumblr girls = vsco girls

[@ILuvOnly1atatime]

serena g if you dont learn from history you’re bound to repeat it 😩😩😭

[@josie5877]

serena g emo boys = e- boys

[@deb1728]

LemoniDrop I’m pretty sure they’re the “I’m not like other girls”girls

[@rockandrory]

LemoniDrop i think it’s like, flower crowns and cat ears and galaxy so pretty much everyone in 2016

[@Aster_Risk]

I'm 28 and I'm ancient. I'm trying to keep up on the young hip stuff so I can understand what people are talking about, but I had to Google vsco girl.

[@LADYFlSH]

My skin cleared, I’m no longer lactose intolerant, and my credit score is 900 all because I subbed for that extra greeting months ago 😩

[@scarletfey]

Dermatologist hate him

[@kyliesmith2004]

Kurtis isn’t an eboy, he’s a SKATER boy. Big difference.

[@flashlight890]

my therapist: e-boys arent’ real they can’t hurt you e-boys: 🙄👈👈👈

[@AB-md1no]

Brb currently fucking screaming

[@ThesuperChito]

How can you say something so true yet so controversial

[@bodygoblu]

Sis you can't be giving me heart palapatations like that

[@mistihassan9300]

💀😭😭😭

[@ya.h631]

this is gold

[@henryvote7220]

eboy no longer means “electronic boy” but “eXtrATerrEsTriAL boy”

[@sweetcherryblossom3983]

"YOU'RE AN ALIEN" - Katy Perry

[@4nnd711]

eboy? more like E.T. Boy

[@deusdocaos4005]

emos walked so e-boys could stumble and fall face first

[@pebbles2eletricboogaloo564]

Imfao

[@tiaremillard4144]

As a former emo girl, this comment killed me

[@socks9592]

LMZAFHHGFWE

[@JB-uc1if]

FRR THOO

[@jacobbau8328]

1 1 U sound like an emo yourself lol. This is a joke don’t publicly slander me

[@tabootooru]

5:48 the way kurtis foretold the nair video here is so scary

[@cravinguravity]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT LMAOA

[@itskayla9735]

E-boys: “ get possessed” Straight 14 year old girls: “ajsgdbxjdbsjsj”

[@slimyboi3855]

dont you mean sksksksksksk

[@quackkith]

It's Kayla lmaoaoao

[@rafa-sr4mg]

i would be offended if i were those straight 14 year old girls lol thank god im not straight

[@makaylamosby7]

eu I am offended 🤧

[@nevew2306]

i dont even get the hype around them they look like they dont shower-

[@sofi8245]

why is this demonetized I want to give u some coin

[@neat24]

Buy his merch

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Neat There’s a big jump in commitment from watching his ads and buying merch. I’ve got a full time job but man, ouch. Patreon would be a middle ground; a buck a month is way less demanding. I’ve kind of been flitting between channels I like, doing one time donations for the most part. KZbin is screwing so many people between being ad friendly and copyright claims, but still, getting like a $20 shirt is a big jump.

[@neat24]

@@SunflowerSpotlight he ended his patreon a while ago. Watching ads isn't "giving him coin" considering if he gets claimed it goes to a third party. Just saying those are two separate things. I get it though

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Neat He doesn’t always get demonetized either, and getting that revenue does still help him. It’s still revenue. It’s not like you buy merch or he never gets any revenue; “those are two separate things.” Maybe he doesn’t specifically have a Patreon, but my point was it’s quite a leap from little to no money on the OP’s part to buying merch, which is generally expensive due to it being made in relatively small batches.

[@BlackMetalUpTheAss]

It’s sponsored

[@nicolelauren7402]

*Anyone felt like Kurtis was a dad giving eboys a lecture lmaoo*

[@aria3633]

I can't get this visual out of my head as I continue the video omg

[@444ngelcake8]

Nicole Lauren the father of e-boys

[@brooklynmanser5000]

E-Dad

[@kat222x]

I was thinking that through the whole video

[@washedblue]

I wish. that way he could take away their phones and tell them to give back other parents' hard-earned money that their kids wasted to see them roll their eyes, dance for 2 seconds, then leave

[@Junyboony]

Bruh 5:48 bro predicted the future - i'll just say 'the nair video' 💀💀

[@juleslloyd]

Kurtis : its gonna be a light roast Video : black coffee

[@sonictheforkliftoperator2670]

*Kurtis roasting e boys but actually just roasting Kyler without targeting him specifically*

[@gwenpool666]

i HOLLERED when you didn't gloss over the 𝘔𝘜𝘙𝘛𝘌𝘙

[@maki1404]

as an adroid user i find this comment triggering

[@chris_8299]

MUR TER

[@luisa1528]

is is MURTER

[@vermilion3658]

bro predicted the nair video💀

[@misochips]

kyle/tyler is the kind of dude that says he's pro life but abandons his illegitimate child. edit: it's been 4 months since i commented. how are you doing?

[@quinn5920]

I have never seen something so painfully accurate, holy shit

[@senselesslibraa]

for real

[@liudmylaberezovska1574]

I know a guy named Kyler and he's so nice haha

[@nightfury3746]

Lmao that inosuke pfp 👌

[@nightfury3746]

@@misochips hey fellow inosuke stan

[@alikat_2078]

Am I the only one who feels extremely uncomfortable when boys look up and down at their camera in tik toks? I feel like their about to do something to me

[@abarofsoap3095]

Yesss! Ik

[@alikat_2078]

@@abarofsoap3095 it's so creepy 😫

[@chantlmcclary9576]

I feel like a sexual predator would look at a potential victim that way in the dark of night while said victim is walking home from work through a bad neighborhood in new york XDDDD!

[@hawks1627]

Yes I hate that

[@s_mai8970]

yeah something akin to killing you, i feel ya

[@itsclara2710]

Kurtis is genuinely a good person; happy to be a kurtistown citizen

[@cherrychihead6645]

Yup

[@Vampireegutz]

5:37 I can safely say that in five years the internet did not get better

[@SageSapling]

Ohhhh so that's what the e in eboy stands for, E x t r a t e r r e s t r i a l--

[@745cc]

Princess Pikachu Yay that would be very disrespectful to any forms of the e-organism

[@SageSapling]

c h v d v oof

[@melissamay9789]

Emoterrestrial

[@AceH.-jk5kn]

E l e c t r o n i c

[@sofia-qh3mj]

kurtis and danny uploading the same hour? im in.

[@dodie3412]

drew next hopefully

[@zuziastysiak1606]

sofia • yep I was like that’s a good day😂

[@melaniemmaakk4466]

sofia • i'm waiting for drew too

[@aldoesnotexist]

sofia • we eatin good

[@kaydb4680]

we live for kurtis, drew and danny having a similar posting schedule

[@AnnMarcelino]

*No one:* *Not a soul:* *e-boy:* _it's murter, MURTER_

[@bruh-lg6ch]

Ana Marcelino and its legal in FOUR STATES

[@user-eu1vf1lr2s]

-And I brought you mur -Thank you -murDER

[@noahawsten4lifers]

@@user-eu1vf1lr2s Judas no!

[@creamyoreo3027]

*m u r t e r*

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

MERR TURR! lol

[@Jade_of_Jaiden311]

When I first started watching Kurtis, I was so confused how someone could possibly be as nice and well-informed as he was. *Then I found out he's Canadian.*