The Worst Tattoos You’ll Ever See

[@kurtisconner]

THANKS FOR WATCHING!! ❤️❤️ SEND ME MY NEXT TATTOO TO [e-mail]

[@gwsncore]

Hi

[@hayden3345]

W h e n

[@ruubiez]

can u get one saying ‘extra greeting’

[@mae7504]

do u wanna just give to me?😁✋

[@russell1626]

Im thinking about thos beans

[@sleepysmartboy6287]

"That's scurtching hot" People thought this man founded a multi million dollar company

[@triangle3806]

Yes my guy

[@zombiegirl0905]

He did

[@ellaglathar3911]

i spot a spencer reid

[@acab9120]

How does this comment have 2.9k likes and 4 replies

[@stell2200]

I thought this was the guy that made KZbin? Isn’t this Danny Gonzalez?

[@matilda4664]

“when i die i’ll be dead” woah that’s deep

[@pmpcessr3a113]

Yes, it gives me the chills

[@dinosawr3898]

makes the hairs on my back rise and chills down my spine...

[@liljax3103]

I read “bread” I was like ¿

[@matilda4664]

@@liljax3103i will sign a legal document to be turned int bread when i die

[@chvm]

wow the floor is made of floor

[@leealindholm2873]

“Grandparents never die become invisible” sounds like a Noah Centineo tweet

[@karkatpark1328]

Oh my god it totally does

[@20TonChop]

Jayden Smith too

[@pretty948]

😔✊️

[@aaban3161]

My grandfather died 30 days ago

[@zahrahahmed1231]

Aaban I’m sorry for your loss, but at least now you know that he’s actually just invisible (Sorry had to do it, hope you’re doing well)

[@Jeanniebugg]

My brother-in-law was a tattoo artist. He had been hassling me for a long time, to let him give me a tattoo (I didn't have any). When I turned 35, I decided to go for it. I wanted a phoenix on my upper back. I let him come up with the design. It is black and red. Two things... 1. We only did a patch test on the red because "no one is allergic to black ink". Except me. I'm the only person alive that's allergic to black ink. I rejected all of it. Now, my tattoo looks terrible. 2. A few years later, I see the same design on the side of a truck - I don't remember what the company was, but yeah... My now-husband asked the guy driving the truck where they got the design and he said that it was just some stock image that they found on the internet. Sigh.

[@r.j.penfold]

Rip

[@hajidle]

Only evolutionary mistakes are allergic to things you deserve it

[@aspynmartin5128]

wow what 😦

[@sand-in-the-timepiece9836]

OH GOD I'm so sorry man

[@0lmectf2]

That gives me second hand embaressment

[@azvainia]

imagine the amount of “yee yee” tramp stamps kurtis just created with one choice

[@kazmira9685]

I'm getting one

[@vasilisafrolova4758]

im gonna get a yee yee tramp stamp

[@cursedteacup1431]

i'm gonna get yee yee tattooed on my chest

[@peepisalemon]

Off topic but I love your pfp. Idk who it is but I love it.

[@azvainia]

Peep Peep Thank you! it’s a character of mine. I pride myself on making lovable art

[@man.7801]

"When I die, I'll be dead." - Kurtis Conner

[@ZoChlo]

The Internet Gremlin (2019)

[@iluvu7551]

That's my jam

[@madamesatan4718]

and then AND ONLY THEN he can be an organ donor

[@giselle3248]

Man.......that’s deep

[@ellem9853]

get some help That’s so ironic after looking at your pfp

[@moonskimmer]

I actually felt bad for drummer-Kurtis Like dude was trying his best

[@maguiortega9895]

I feel you

[@sofie9071]

felt this on a whole other level 😔✊

[@Zarigueyaa]

:(

[@moonskimmer]

Kurtis hearted this comment Sir, what a fuckin honor lol I’m 20 and this feels like one of the greater achievements of my life lmao

[@Zarigueyaa]

S yessss 👏🏻

[@getsouped]

i sometimes miss this guy i almost roomed with, he was covered in shitty tattoos and gave me a tour of them .. he was proud of them and it made me happy as a bad tattoo enthusiast. also my best friend and i are getting matching “no regerts” tattoos

[@sprinklescake1137]

bruh dont get no regerts on your body

[@getsouped]

@@sprinklescake1137 gettin it for u now

[@sprinklescake1137]

@@getsouped nooooooo

[@mrfrogkingg]

Hah

[@sunsets_and_wine5665]

I like the no regrets idea, but I seriously actually don’t think you should get it, because I know that you usually expect best friends to stay with you forever, but you will DEFINITELY regret it not if , but when you two stop being friends! 21 year old adult here! Please trust me! ☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭

[@lucy-ft4tx]

the words "gnarly" and "dude" were made for kurtis

[@vidzeerox]

Don't insult Damian Lee (previously on EmKay) like that.

[@npc-333]

@@vidzeerox Ah yes, a man of culture

[@deadaccount2765]

@@vidzeerox man, that guy's amazing!

[@marin.g444]

Your profile pic 🥺

[@3starsburningbright]

Hey, that's Damian's thing!

[@katiestock2027]

"My invisible great grandpa" sounds like a Disney channel movie

[@thehousedown]

30 cats in a cardigan IM SCREAMING LMAOO

[@Jazz-nr7nk]

Please we need one more like

[@tsuyuasui2334]

Or that wattpad story that starts off family friendly but *it's not content without the sMeX*

[@ives6622]

There's a invisible sisters movie and I loved it

[@chickenalpaca0332]

There was an invisible sister movie lol

[@justrosie]

Its really cute how Kurtis assumes all of these were done by a professional artist. Some of these were done by a buddy in his garage. While he was drunk.

[@samanthakaitlynm]

I thought the same thing when he was talking abt a professional doing that back tattoo, i dont think a professional would ever do that 😭🤣

[@MoMo-ee9zs]

Yesss!! I literally just paused and scrolled down to see if anyone commented this as it's exactly what I was thinking!

[@bobsalamone9798]

💯

[@leeanneclaunts2761]

This. Doing the exact drunk in a garage while buddy does my tats is a forever tradition (not on my face tho, never been that drunk)

[@steppin-razor]

Basement tats have character xD

[@alnabulsi313]

A lot of folks with ADHD process pain differently, and I know several folks with the condition who have actively fallen asleep during the tattooing process. Brains are strange, tattoos are cool.

[@MinTea14]

Tattoo Pain: *exists* ADHD: hm? Nap time?

[@PlagueRavenRX]

We're too impatient to deal with pain. Gotta go fast, feel things later.

[@bepperlenaj9500]

Im giggling because Im autistic, have adhd, and also have sensory processing disorder, so like strep throat for me is equal to “my throat is tickly” and also like, a few times when I was younger I broke a bone and then like was pretty meh, but then theres certain TINY things that make me LOOSE it and its like i want to die

[@SolaceMcfly]

​@@PlagueRavenRXthis is amazing

[@DeniseRafih]

As someone with ADHD + autism, I can confirm that you can totally feel sleepy when getting tattooed. My first tattoos were behind my ears, on both sides, and I was repeatedly advised that I had chosen one of the worst spots and that it would hurt so so bad. Turns out, I fell asleep. I could 100% understand that there was pain involved, but my brain just processed it as “oh, nice, scratchy scratch feels nice”, haha. Brains are, in fact, pretty weird.

[@urbandecaymakeuplove]

y'all ever just get sucked into a Kurtis binge after not watching for like a couple hours

[@dani-pt4pw]

Laura Mcdowell I feel attacked

[@antara8347]

Hehe I was the 69th like

[@kiragoldy4615]

Just found this guy and can't stop watching

[@Panda2.000]

-yes- no

[@ari1758]

Lol it just happened to me

[@Anikane]

I thought the cat tattoo was a 'who's that pokemon' silhouette

[@queenjeski591]

i thought it was dobby from HP

[@elkalysha]

I thought it was a sad Pikachu

[@stacie7766]

I thought of ink blots they use to use in therapy. "What do you see here???"

[@queenjeski591]

Stacie Green it kinda is since we’re all seeing different things

[@lyledeyounges1276]

me too

[@Wheres_Bunny]

Kurtis should get a tattoo that says “Curtis Konner”

[@eagerturtle4791]

He should get one that says "Dean's a fuck boi".

[@AveryKate69]

Hello There yes

[@janellaenglehart1991]

@@eagerturtle4791 yes

[@nickv.3573]

@@eagerturtle4791 nah

[@angela-cs6ik]

'curtis connor'

[@themorrigan7702]

"Dude, whoever says that tattoos don't hurt, EAT MY ENTIRE ASS!" I've been wanting to say this for a long time. For those who want their first tattoo, don't listen to people who say it doesn't hurt. It hurts a lot.

[@anaionescu8913]

I mean, it depends on the person, placement and size of the tattoo. I got a tattoo that covers most of my forearm, and since it's in a low sensitivity area, the first 2 hours didn't actually hurt. But yea, it started hurting like a bitch later on

[@bogwife7942]

depends on person and placement tbh. some areas hurt like a bitch, some don't hurt at all

[@PansyPops]

Depend person place. Some do some dont

[@jaydengreen595]

4/5 of my tats I didn't feel (chest, hip, wrist, sternum) and the one that I did feel, tickled(on my thigh). Def depends on the person.

[@themorrigan7702]

@@anaionescu8913 I got mine on the same location. It hurts the worst near the end. I was in the chair for 4½ hours.

[@allyl3696]

“I have so many memories attached to my tattoos” “I have a naked girl eating a hot dog on my leg” What kinda memories are you making, buddy???

[@elliottwatt5297]

Ally Laskey The best kind.

[@LightoLuka]

Elliott Watt he’s mentioned it before the story of how it ended up but it was one he got either while on tour or after? The hotdog was the reference to the tour name. Every tat has a story and memory attached, even the weird and dumb ones lol. Those are the best ones imo!

[@eddiespaghetti6485]

@@LightoLuka yeah he wanted a hot dog to commemorate Hot Takes and the tattoo artist he worked with is known for his art of girls and then convinced Kurtis to get a tiddy in there too

[@idk-uk8gp]

meaningful ones

[@turtleduck1200]

the right ones clearly

[@thehedgehogwholived]

"come and fake it" which one mate I can't do both

[@deannas2778]

😂🤣💀

[@SeymourDisapproves]

Oop-

[@happysun5045]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sydneybrooks6038]

That's literally-why don't you have more likes?! 😂

[@shilohisaam2402]

the most underrated comment of 2020 right here ladies and gentlemen

[@depthperception1550]

I’m gonna get a tattoo that says “sisters by luck, friends by choice.” I’m an only child.

[@hachic.7010]

Depth Perception that’s honestly beautiful

[@elleleet6095]

i love you.

[@isabellaancaya7030]

Liv and Maddie would be proud

[@bloopdaddy]

@@isabellaancaya7030 lol

[@ang3lpearl]

I'm gonna get s tatto that says "when i die, don't cry, just look up to the sky and say *GOODBYE FELICIA* "

[@Zephyrthefruity]

seeing kurtis pour baked beans into a bowl of milk and eat it is the most gut wrenching thing ive ever seen

[@4cidw1tch78]

“when i die, i’ll be dead” -kurtis 2019

[@caithawkins2738]

Too bad he wasn’t a grandparent

[@quackkith]

Cait Hawkins damn so fucking deep bro

[@julissaramirez3538]

not gonna lie i said this once and i was being completely serious and my sister looked at me with the kurtis huh face

[@abigaila.0917]

100% thats what he needs to get for his next tattoo

[@ronak5695]

ah yes the good old "people die when they are killed"

[@burcu5337]

Kurtis: „I have so many memories attached to my tattoos“ Also Kurtis: „I have a naked girl eating a hotdog on my leg“

[@FroggyBB]

''I' LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HAPPENED''

[@blackmould]

I relate to this too hard

[@fratt38]

It's because he did stand up called "hot jokes" and the whole aesthetic was hot dogs

[@victoriascanlon7883]

@@fratt38 And the naked woman? Why was that necessary?

[@toastlotl]

@@victoriascanlon7883 the tattoo artist that was doing it is well known for doing tattoos of female anatomy

[@newbslayercm9416]

homie got the "WHO'S THAT POKEMON!?" silhouette on his arm

[@darknight6470]

THIS RIGHT HERE LMAO

[@gingerale5756]

exactly my thoughts

[@akeelah555]

THIS IS THE COMMENT RIGHT HERE

[@michaw.2168]

Pikachu looked a lot better in his younger years i have to say!!

[@maddieb.4282]

It’s Pikachu!11111 It’s a cat! FUCK1!!!!

[@24601InspectorJavert]

Almost a decade ago now I had what i wholeheartedly believed to be a genius idea for a first tattoo and immediately mocked it up in a photo editing app. I wanted to get the classic three panel comic with the dudes in t-shirts: "No fear" "what if they made Simpsons porn illegal?" "One fear" but instead the middle panel would say "what if you make a regrettable body-art decision?" I'm 27 now, still don't have any tattoos, still can't get rid of this gem of an idea that reasserts itself everytime someone mentions tattoos.

[@blue-dabad33]

That's actually brilliant 😭😭

[@libbyf51]

i think you should definitely get it, i feel like it’s calling to you and you may regret it if you never do it

[@gnomeobluebury]

why is nobody talking about kurtis’ shirt. sis really said “don’t drive me crazy, drive me to bingo” and if that isn’t one of the most kurtistown things

[@maggiee639]

Oh Humanity thank you for reading that, I couldn’t.

[@BichaelStevens]

"sis" *VOMIT*

[@sexualtaco308]

@@BichaelStevens vomit on yourself

[@cosmicnic]

@@BichaelStevens ok sis 👁👄👁

[@BichaelStevens]

@@cosmicnic eww

[@jordiecornfield7038]

"dance or die" -those weird french people in the 1500s who got that dancing diesease

[@jordiecornfield7038]

@@mia234567 right right lmaooo

[@saintt9044]

I like this

[@zee6909]

tarantism

[@nob5600]

Buzzfeed unsolved

[@sierrafarnum9689]

that was the first thing i thought of

[@khadijahadnan9700]

The “dont drive me” on his shirt looks like subtitles.

[@ElpSmith]

Khadijah Adnan I really thought it was at first so I had to rewind to see what the “captions” said

[@hellokittied]

*_gosh i love original comments like this._*

[@thesleepydot]

Khadijah Adnan omg ur right

[@mollykircher3104]

"Come and fake it" was the funniest joke I've heard you make in a while and I have been laughing for about 10 minutes.

[@antara8347]

Kurtis: *tAtToOs ArE a MeAnInGfUl PiEcE oF aRt* Also Kurtis: *Gets a tattoo of a naked girl eating a hotdog on his leg*

[@hijodelsoldeoriente]

Should've rebutted with: aRt Is SuBjEcTiVe

[@rae7864]

And a gooby tattoo. And a yee yee tattoo

[@StarboyJuno]

Yeafuckinghaw

[@dumbass9049]

and its a meaningful piece of art wdym

[@Maya-rv1nc]

i gave the thousand like lmaooo

[@1lausunU]

The cat one was just a “guess that Pokémon” tattoo

[@DKF_oli]

Thank you, I thought it was pikachu right away lmao

[@courtneymanning8770]

scrolled down to leave this exact comment

[@miss.mysterie]

That's what i thought too

[@washedblue]

I thought it was a bad Rorschach tattoo tbh

[@gianna2447]

it still looks like ink spilled on them

[@SeanMacadelic]

“Grandparents never die, become invisible.” Sounds like a Jaiden Smith tweet.

[@seanwilkinson8696]

From the Jaden Smith Twitterfeed: "Contemplation of the Week: IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE, it stands to reason GOD MUST ALSO HAVE INFINITE HANDS TO USE. Ergo, WE ARE GOD'S 8 BILLION FINGER FAMILY. Also, I just realized I mixed up metafizzix with sports. I thought great hockey players were grownup Indigo children, because I'd mishear the play-by-play announcer shout "it's in the goal!" LIFE IS, LIKE, SO DEEP. AND DEEPAK CHOPRA IS, LIKE, SO AKCHOPRA."

[@anonymeese]

Grandparents Never Die; Become Invisible.

[@DaddyT21]

@@seanwilkinson8696 it's like 📉📉📉

[@katttt227]

nah, noah centineo

[@ChloesColdEars111]

I think its so stupid and funny when people think they have said something so deep and meaningful, when it just sounds ridiculous and lame.. I think this guy thought for a long time what he should get tatted of to remember his grandparent, which is a lovely thing but the entire outcome of this brainstorming is just so un-everything, uncool, uninteresting, unspiritual, unthought provoking, unclever, unvisible, and yes I realize many of these either aret words or are terribly misspelled or used, it was on purpose cuz Im so deep.

[@ghostguru9156]

The only way I can justify that cat tattoo is maybe they were like- just give me a black cat void thing and the cattoo artist said “Yeah. I gotchu.”

[@theonionqueen3519]

My rule of thumb (Doesn’t apply to everyone): Never get a real person’s face tattoo Never get someone’s name unless it is your child or parent’s name Don’t get anything drug related

[@updated5709]

Knew I shouldn't have got that paracetamol tattoo.

[@annikaruth6771]

for the name thing i would also say that if you're getting it as a memorial tattoo for a close friend that passed it's fine

[@theonionqueen3519]

Annika Ruth yeah that’s fine too.

[@CityOfNashville]

@@theonionqueen3519 could I get someone's username, is that allowed? I could get a "Theo Green" tattoo or something

[@theonionqueen3519]

Eliteshoe3000 I mean...you’re allowed to do whatever you want? These are just general guidelines I suggest, it can vary from person to person. And why someone’s username?

[@CatBarefield]

I want to believe “daddy said no boys” is a lesbian’s tattoo ahahah that’s would be funny as fuck

[@sweet6459]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaannndddddddd. underrated.

[@gummyeojin]

retweet lol

[@yoi3652]

fyp

[@tiredcappa]

That’s what I thought too - if it’s a lesbian tattoo that’s genius - I’d get that myself

[@ajaxlewis7664]

It would be mildly amusing, calm down.

[@nschwartz311]

I hope the person with the “boys cry” tattoo is doing well

[@maanya8366]

nikkalick ikr I thought no one noticed the self harm scars...😕

[@notquiteneutral2590]

Same here. I know how difficult it is to go through stuff and I hope they are doing well.

[@eveknapp4773]

What is the time stamp because i lowkey never saw that tattoo and it sounds kinda fire (not the self harm)

[@I_can_do_20_push-ups]

Evie 038 13:03

[@bigboymooz]

I know you mean well but I hope in real life you dont point things out like that. The last thing we want is people noticing

[@sazonada]

"Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women" 😂

[@lrose1310]

Kurtis: it's like merch for your skin Me: that is exactly what it is Kurtis: skerch Me: that is not what it is

[@aliciaw8147]

lrose lmfaoo

[@overworkedcna412]

lrose Why did I fucking laugh so hard at this

[@graaaah9080]

take me to skerch

[@kerttuolen2333]

@@graaaah9080 ill worship like cattoo

[@conansglasses2645]

" When I die , I'll be dead " has the same energy as " People die when they are killed "

[@zanelemnguni6014]

Dying is the number one cause of death

[@zanelemnguni6014]

Scientists believe breathing leads to more people staying alive

[@boop7354]

100% of people who live, eventually die, and 100% of deaths are of those who were once alive. Therefore life is the number one cause of death.

[@jadeynlol2492]

I’m framing this whole thread

[@Man-n6i]

“If I kill myself, do I die?”

[@huston1415]

_"Dude, when I die, I'll be dead"_ - Kurtis Conner

[@elletschetter286]

Høuston BUT ILL STILL HAVE MY TATTOOS

[@hystericallover5989]

“I’m not clever or funny to think of my own original joke, so i’ll just quote a video” -ReggieReuven

[@huston1415]

@@hystericallover5989 "i'm not intelligent or enough of a detestable person on my own to think of an original insult, nor am I antagonizing enough to bring about conflict, so I'll just quote a generally spread form of internet flaming" - ReggieReuven

[@huston1415]

@@elletschetter286 TRUE MAN THAT'S TRUE

[@sebastiansheard6063]

shit that's deep

[@sunnyscott4876]

I have always described the pain of getting a tattoo similar to being stung by a really, really angry bee 🐝. And I am a 73 year old lady....

[@verytrulygreg]

ouch!

[@green0bean05]

Kurtis is slowly beginning to use the word vibe unironically and I can’t

[@amia560]

it gets so much better when you realize that back in march he said he can't stand the word vibe

[@headbangergf]

@@amia560 FOR REALLL

[@green0bean05]

t I know, it’s been a gradual progression but he’s finally there, Kurtis is a human that “vibes”

[@giisellegaalvan1996]

Here, i found the video in which he hates the word Vibe 😂🤭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3msi3Shecd2a8k

[@wasppaul3707]

Ginger Dood don’t harsh the vibes compadre

[@colourslynn8380]

“The people who wear shorts with Tims are the same people who pour their milk before their cereal but also instead of cereal they just pour in a bunch of baked beans” -Kurtis Conner 2019 Thank you for the senior quote 💖

[@clumsy5722]

Colours Lynn I was the 777th like so that’s cool

[@felix-fw3lq]

Clumsy Very cool😎

[@xylaharrison7822]

'When I die, I'll be dead.' - Kurtis Conner, 2019

[@kylynn4180]

pls do so

[@rehyetgender]

Timbs*

[@maryamahmed3719]

"I used to think tattoos were for like. Big boys on motorcycles" *cole sprouse on a motorcycle* I laughed harder than I should have

[@graceholland5770]

Or like, *death eaters*

[@griffinheeg2998]

Mariana Arevalo ?

[@michellebautista6625]

Mariana A 𝔂𝓾𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱

[@angelinavaldivieso711]

@@artdeco777 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipbLcmuHl9d2grs

[@the1slytherinwitch433]

If you’re wondering where Come and Take it came from, it’s a Texas history thing. The Texans at the time were not given anything to protect themselves with against the natives and when they asked Mexico for help, all they were given was a small cannon. A while later, Mexico feared a rebellion, so they told the Texans to give back the tiny cannon. This was the last straw. The Texans put together an army and made flags saying “come and take it” with a picture of the cannon on top and started the first battle of the Texas revolution. Kids in Texas learn about the Texas revolution and Texas history in 4th grade, and I personally loved the story when I learned it in school and still remember it to this day.

[@eric2995]

10% of this video: Kurtis actually reviewing bad tattoos 90% of this video: Kurtis making puns

[@jessontour97]

Eric *90% of every video: Kurtis making puns

[@youtubesucks1111]

Tatu

[@kaiyacelesse]

That's all of his vids though...

[@rheakumar6493]

It’s the content we need

[@cursedteacup1431]

it's the reason we followed him

[@comradepeggyhill9085]

didn’t think i would hear a tatu reference in 2019 but here we are

[@shizotypical]

As a Russian kid, they were how I found out gays exist

[@FreakyFreakyBaby]

damn now i have that song running through my head running through my head running through my head

[@pantyhatgirl7568]

It's always a good time for a tatu reference

[@ink4968]

I heard somewhere that they were faking their sexuality but idk tho

[@beverycarefuljohn586]

@@ink4968 they were forced to fake it and now one of them is homophobic becouse of the trauma. I think a youtuber honest made a video about them.

[@mollyk1718]

so we’re not gonna talk about how funny “it looks like it says come and fake it which i bet she is” was?

[@rubykgarrett]

that made me laugh. a lot.

[@amylomo9793]

yeah i liked the video right there lmao

[@madisonsmith2794]

i died 😂😂

[@meredithwatmough3782]

The "Come and Take It" phrase originates from the Texas Revolution, basically they were defending a cannon in the Battle of Gonzales. They'd use that phrase and design to kind of taunt but also defend their cannon.

[@asteroid_420]

I remember the cannon being comically small, based off of people’s records

[@Sunshinewalkingby]

"Grandparents never die become invisible" -so deep 😭

[@Zarigueyaa]

😩🙏🏻👌🏼🤟🏻😔

[@trippierainbow3516]

We live in a society 😔

[@Zarigueyaa]

TRIPPIE RAINBOW 😔

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

We truly do live in a society

[@beaugantz4888]

Fr like this hits deep deep☔️💜

[@biggiecheese7011]

“i shouldnt but i probably will” me making decisions

[@ohwell7101]

LMFAO yes same noragrets !

[@pencilshavings6041]

Me, procrastinating

[@fakename151]

@@ohwell7101 no regerts

[@ilovebeansOO]

Time stamp please?

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

Me.

[@rust44]

The “daddy says no boys” tattoo was actually done by T.I.

[@tesso200497]

Elise M 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@denak7404]

i’m done 😭

[@jasmynmolaei8764]

hahahah lmaoo noooo that's my tattoo and it's kinda funny, one of my campers drew that on me this summer and i got it done in her handwriting cause it was so damn funny and outta pocket

[@sophiaweeldreyer282]

Nono see she's gay and that's how she came out

[@nicvermin1550]

Bogius unfortunately not

[@frickusernames]

If you look at his tattoos now you can see that he really did just take all the designs they thought of and tattooed them alllll, he just did the one we voted on first lmao.

[@kelsklaz]

I feel like this is Kurtis sending a message to the girls who “roasted” his tattoos 😂

[@yareyaredaze9909]

Kelsie Voll wym

[@christinegermundson4286]

THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT TOO

[@kelsklaz]

peachy tune when him and dean were on bestie picks bae he asked people to roast him and a few told him his tattoos looked like they were drawn by a child. I’m just picturing Kurtis being like “see these are bad ones, not mine 😂”

[@angelamazakas2624]

Like on that show where they called him a Fall Out Boy wannabe lol

[@jackieisntcool9306]

I hated the roasting part, they all just said what each other said lmao

[@elise5457]

i'd like to think that the "daddy says no boys" is a lesbian tattoo

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Elise Refsnes ME TOO

[@teddymackerel]

other leg: "daddy says yes girls"

[@TwelvetreeZ]

Plot twist: daddy is her gf 😳

[@pissdog3956]

no it should be nmommy says no boys

[@Freqsheux]

That would be a beautiful irony.

[@macpetersen954]

No one: Kurtis’s Nose Ring: ✨✨

[@pitball7925]

m

[@bellafishh3679]

y

[@foxXxymoron]

I went through chemotherapy treatments in 2021 and 2022 and I want to thank you for making me laugh every single day. You're a difference maker!

[@angelaozz]

smokey i $on bun every that breath air “nottin” that moves and i live by that

[@morninglynn7167]

same.

[@elenaburge8801]

i read this before that part in the video came up and i thought i was having a stroke

[@Amazatastic]

Kurtis: * comes up with a shitty tattoo idea * Also Kurtis: that's fire I might do that actually

[@Camila-qm1vu]

“imagine liking a drink so much that you get it tattooed on your face” my brain: *danny with a la croix can on his face* edit:

[@tegantalks9612]

YES! I didn’t know I needed this until now!

[@mysteryname6792]

But that's super silly, goofy and wacky. TOO silly, goofy, and wacky for his main channel

[@plutolunaplays]

@@mysteryname6792 2furious2danny then

[@mysteryname6792]

@@plutolunaplays it's not like he can take it off for his main one... I'm taking this way too seriously lol

[@truelygreg]

@@mysteryname6792 he can wear a scarf to cover his face

[@miamarks2925]

Kurtis thank you for what you do! I doubt you’ll read this, but I’m having a sad morning- turned this on and I’m all smiles again! Such a funny dude. We love you Kurtis!

[@jrmckim]

Hope you are doing doing better now.

[@aryahikasbekar8105]

Keep smiling ❤❤❤😀

[@milkteamachine]

Kurtis: "dude, imagine having how you feel about guns tattooed on your chest, that's gnarly, imagine having 'guns are bad'...wait that's kinda hard, I might do that" SIR

[@happyMOO5]

"hes got the torso of a grandparent" is the hardest I have ever laughed at one of your jokes. I'm dying right now

[@mtag9370]

unlike the grandparents :)

[@frosty_teacup]

scurriella they just be vibin 😩

[@jenedwards6684]

The “Grandparent never die” one was like when someone who speaks English gets a mandarin tattoo and it isn’t exactly translated right.

[@ghst9641]

i feel like getting couple tattoos isn’t a great idea because what if you dump or get dumped? then you either gotta live with that physical memory on your skin forever even after you die or pay tens of thousands of dollars for laser surgery just to get it removed

[@astrangermagi]

"Dance or die" - those people in Straßburg, France, that died of the dancing plague because they thought they couldnt stop dancing and then danced themselves to death

[@p1gmal10n]

Do you by any chance watch buzzfeed unsolved

[@astrangermagi]

@@p1gmal10n no

[@soapybagle]

@@Gabi-ny3mu not related but we have the same pfp

[@dumbass9049]

more like dance then die ha gottem

[@katrinastarcher7661]

That was the first thing I thought of too. Ooh, making it stinky.

[@shutup5258]

My ex boyfriend literally said “Yeah the tattoo I got didn’t hurt but I passed out”

[@boopdeeb9444]

Well he's not wrong...

[@peluksape]

he probably didn't pass out because of the pain but because of the tension

[@preetikulkarni2680]

and that's why he's ur ex

[@shutup5258]

*Preeti* well he got the tattoo after we broke up but it was a tattoo of my name

[@preetikulkarni2680]

@@shutup5258 oop. that's interesting.

[@sashasab299]

U know he’s made it as a Canadian when none of his tour dates are in Canada

[@BoglimWrangler666]

Nobody likes touring anything in Canada besides fucking Toronto lol

[@ryleepoleon]

Sasha Sabourin biggggg fax

[@Ashak2001]

True.... :(

[@kelseyp5321]

Vancouver is nice 😤

[@Yoshimitsu4prez]

DigbyTheGoat Worshiper very occasionally Montreal as well. Or VERY occasionally vancouver

[@taylortarantino_o]

I’m so glad I found your channel. I literally stumbled across you like two days before something really terrible happened in my life and I’m really heartbroken but I keep watching your videos because they legit make me lol. So thank you for that. It helps a lot.

[@1tonofclay]

6:56 isn't the monster energy logo. It's not even a tattoo. That man obviously got into a bar fight with Wolverine. That's a battle scar, he is lucky to be alive.

[@kitthecat0274]

me still tryna figure out how that tattoo's supposed to be a cat: 👁️👄👁️

[@tivi5168]

i know how it is!!!

[@inkminx]

then tell us? 👁👅👁

[@tivi5168]

barry.bee.benson the cat tattoo was supposed to be like a drawing style called Negative space. it’s meant to use the background as the image itself so there are two cats made out of the skin.

[@tivi5168]

barry.bee.benson the cat tattoo was supposed to be like a drawing style called Negative space. it’s meant to use the background as the image itself so there are two cats made out of the skin.

[@DeathnoteBB]

TIVI oh my god that makes so much more sense. But why did they have a weird mountain in the middle bottom and two half cats on the sides and not... the negative space cat... in the middle center....

[@allyl3696]

True comedy is kurtis flashing a butt picture when he says “but”

[@oak_corvum]

I swear Kurtis is the one youtuber I can watch for hours a day and never get tired of it- Its his dumbass yet hilarious humor that I love the most

[@kyuquake]

Kurtis: “It’s like skin merch” Me: “C’mon say it say it Kurtis: “Skerch” Me: “YES THANK YOU YEE YEE”

[@kater4210]

Duckymolmol take me to skerch

[@deliamal]

@@kater4210 stop i wheezed 😂

[@TheAllAroundMan]

That was drumb

[@xxanabananaxx]

@@kater4210 😂😂

[@graaaah9080]

Kate R i’ll worship like a tat on a 24 year old man

[@DreamsRDriven011]

People like you who interrupt their own jokes with a short little laugh are my weakness never stop it’s my favorite quality of yours

[@moonskimmer]

The “multiple sclerosis” one took me OUT

[@moonskimmer]

It was a very nice date Okay wow soz

[@bethanyeilish6266]

That was me lmao

[@bobthecheesegal]

“When I die, I’ll be dead” -Kurtis So true

[@mushroomsoup2866]

"dance or die" "Grandparents never die" So grandparents just dance 24/7? Sick bro

[@polapiekarska9208]

Become invisible... sick.

[@aniebodie]

Kurtis: *is a car* His shirt: don't drive me

[@laycebug3260]

LMAO

[@nicolalipinski5557]

Is...is Kurtis wearing one of those insanely specific t-shirts

[@ZijnShayatanica]

HE GOT THE SPAGHETTI CLAMP SHIRT.

[@elisecode2212]

“So it just says ‘come and fake it,’ which I bet she is” and the gestures after hahaha

[@Sebster-]

To be honest I thought the “cat tattoo” was a burnt rotisserie chicken

[@jesscervantes13]

I thought it was a Pokemon

[@sweet6459]

I legit thought the same exact thing.

[@thine.]

**my sisters ex husband getting weed on his neck despite us not being in a country where it's legal

[@favoritemustard3542]

9ØØth 🔥🐓🔥: 👍

[@-__-55555]

@@jesscervantes13 Same, I thought it was a who’s that Pokémon thing jaja

[@danica4495]

“I dont wanna die so this is the only option *dance*” LMAO

[@SakamotoTheCat]

Kurtis: *comes up with a stupid tattoo idea* Kurtis 5 seconds later: Yeah i might get that

[@madgechan]

4 years later and compelled to comment how gorgeous the color on that Celebi tattoo is The 'Patch' style is so clean

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

He should get a tattoo that says “Indoor BF” or “Indoor Boyfriend” in the most acid font ever.

[@Preppybabiess]

Yes

[@kennahamilton371]

kurtis saying “your guys’s” instead of “y’alls” is my villain origin story

[@TheLoomyLove]

Kenna Hamilton it’s the Canadian way

[@stalcry02]

what if i say both

[@kennahamilton371]

bOOm bOom pOw then you deserve half of your human rights

[@kennahamilton371]

Izabella Castello i know but it still feels... wrong. if he was a real yee yee he would say “y’alls” instead 😤

[@Kaihearts1]

I say both. Bc i have 0 knowledge in anything. Im extremely gramaticaly incorrect

[@burgerpowder8]

i thought the cat tattoo was a "whos that pokemon" and it was pikachu

[@burgerpowder8]

@Cloudy Rainbows lmao when

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

So did i

[@nonamemcgillicutty9585]

@• silky • its not stolen it just legit looks like that lol

[@justSunny7]

@• silky • that doesn't mean it was stolen. They could've had the same thought and since the time of the comments are so far apart there's a chance they didn't see the other one. It happens, it's not that serious

[@tourniqxet]

Lmaooo same

[@nr.1txtstan]

Rewatching old(er) Kurtis Conner videos and remembering we used to get an extra greeting

[@laiqa1559]

Me before I get my extra greeting 😔 Me after I get my extra greeting 😃

[@liahamilton8931]

“The grandparents never die, become invisible” - Abraham Lincoln

[@Dr.Sunshine_MD]

Not only do the people who say tattoos don’t hurt not cry during “Gotta go my own way” from high school musical 2, they also don’t see the homoerotic tension between Ryan and Chad in the absolute master price of a scene “I don’t dance”, also from high school Musical 2

[@maferramon387]

Is that the weird guy from deltarune? Lol

[@hexhollows]

@@maferramon387 rouxls kaard 😔

[@mewow3556]

Chad and Ryan in “I don’t dance” had more romantic tension than the entirety of Twilight

[@shravani5286]

@@mewow3556 They should've just made ryan gay smh. He was gonna be sharpay's love interest lol

[@moaisondaisland]

@@shravani5286 Wait wha, Sharpay and Ryan are siblings dude

[@leon-toe-chewer]

Ok, not gonna lie the naked lady, eating a hotdog tattoo scares the mother freaking Frick out of me, it's so funny I hate it 😭😭😭

[@lotteg.6817]

the fact that he doesn’t have the urge to count how many tattoos he has makes me so nervous help

[@twylaace]

Why do I relate to this comment???

[@lucidmoth1023]

GREAT NOW ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS

[@kittenmittons_]

cmon kurt just count them :(

[@mountaindewbajablast4794]

he doesn't want to be forced into admitting that he has an ass tattoo of ted cruz drinking a pepsi

[@Nightswarmer]

I'm kinda excited to get to that point.. But I can still count to three, so I think I'm good for now

[@alanijoseph5295]

person : *asks for a tattoo* artist : *notices that is the worst tattoo ever* person : artist : * in cody's/ noel's voice* fair enuf.

[@madimorie]

Charlotte Howell i’ve never read something more relatable in my entire life

[@cako666]

To be fair, I believe most of those really really shitty tattoos are jail tattoos. So calling them artists is a bit of a stretch, its more bored inmates who 5 minute-crafted a tattoo machine.

[@dainmcl]

*fists out* FAIR ENUF

[@antara8347]

*intense moaning continues*

[@skyhockey2574]

gods angel fair enuf

[@SquirmieWormington]

I know I’m a little late but Kurtis. . That wasn’t supposed to be a Monster logo it was supposed to look like he had a claw mark scar over his eye. .

[@user-qm8gt8lf7l]

omg FINALLY some1 said it lol everytime i watch this video i think abt commenting this but then i just forget abt it 😭😭 every single time 😭😭😭

[@blackparademistress1]

I mean your probs right but it does look a lot like the monster logo.

[@alfredthedeadleaf9319]

But... the monster logo are claw marks right?

[@veilenedream5825]

lol i was gonna say

[@ariaaa_g]

You’re right, but the first thing I thought was “omg a monster logo” 😭

[@zsasz21]

Id say as far as tattoos being painful, it depends. Some people have a high pain tolerance and it also depends on where you get the tattoo. Some spots on the body are a million times more sensitive than others and so those spots would hurt more

[@maggie2329]

“gun is stinky” - Curtis Konner

[@hannahgandon]

I always wondered what that weird silence was after his greeting- and then I subscribed and suddenly had access to all of these extra greetings!

[@teresahowick5197]

Hannah Gandon 😂

[@kutendakwembeya7257]

😂😂😂😂

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

This is funny and all but the image of Kurtis sitting in absolute silence for ten seconds and staring blankly at the camera scares me

[@Morgan-xu9nh]

I'm dead XD

[@aleksap1873]

i think the butt man face one was a literal take on the term “butt chin” but it’s faded and terrifying and i need an adult