BOXBOY: Revisited

[@BPacheco8]

My older brother used to flip his eyelids to scare me when I was like 3. He's addicted to heroin now. Sooo idk where that fits on ur diagram but he could be an outlier.

[@Ghost-wy3iw]

Neche Pacheco the dude who used to do that to freak us out in grade school is now a huge racist and misogynist? I looked at his social media and was like OH wow youuu turned out terrible. Hm

[@BPacheco8]

@@Ghost-wy3iw horrible

[@hannagreen1271]

my niece used to do it, and she got pregnant at 17.

[@lilymacdonald5225]

The moral of the story is NEVER FLIP YOUR EYELIDS

[@AshenPassion]

My best friend in elementary school would do it all the time. She’s a meth addict now, with an intense criminal record. I’m literally becoming superstitious about the whole eyelid thing

[@arithedestroy7251]

KURTIS SAID RESPECT WOMEN OR PERISH

[@brookeadrianne5115]

ari the destroy kurtis invented respecting women

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@brookeadrianne5115 I thought Pewds did that... Oh wait he invented the respecting whamen

[@smokiisage9813]

IF SHE B R E A T H S SHES A T H O T

[@KhayJayArt]

Kurtis is the don of the Respect Women Mafia.

[@Sumehvu]

Pls respect wamen pls 🦿🦿🦿🦿🦿

[@CynicSnacks]

I've been collecting these extra greetings for quite some time now, hoping to be able to redeem some kind of prize from the ticket booth on my way out.

[@semenandgayuncle]

U get a scholarship to yee yee university

[@ember5031]

Oh shit

[@woahtheremyguy]

Way out? There is no way out of Kurtistown.

[@krista_]

@@woahtheremyguy there is but no one's ever used it. People like to get employed there because there's never any work. Most people don't know it exists because they'd never think about such a thing.

[@woahtheremyguy]

@@krista_ ooh that actually makes a lot of sense

[@Scentedstrawb]

Those two little strands of hair on Kurtis, look like a crescent moon

[@tahliawilliams6506]

I know both what you are talking about and also having absolute no idea

[@Maiq_The_Liar2]

lol

[@jenh101]

As soon as I read this I couldn't look at anything else lol

[@GBCACHO]

Poetic

[@_Kuma_]

Sailor Kurtistown 🌙

[@amyygeorge]

Editting an explosion behind a video of people kissing is such a Neil Breen move

[@graceleonardson1644]

NEIL BREEN my guy

[@spookycatseatingyoureyes7944]

What if box boy is Niels son 😱 Yea ☕️

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

Violet LaVietes woah 🤯 that’s some weird thinking. I like it

[@guitarsimon1]

Underrated comment

[@makiahnoel5671]

Neil Breen is an artist, Boxboy is not

[@milk-pk5ow]

“ If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put p and u together because you *smell* “ -Kurtis 2019

[@genesis011]

I'm gonna use that now

[@gracehardbeck5893]

*Kids who flip their eyelids up make shitty Instagram content* Somehow this analogy made so much sense to me. It's almost too neat.

[@mrfrogkingg]

But I don't make shitty Instagram content.... I'm sad now.

[@samhitasv4067]

@@mrfrogkingg don't flip ur eyelids it's creepy

[@Brattybat]

The explosion during the kiss was so absurd that I thought Kurtis edited it in there to make it more ridiculous

[@daypsiequartz]

I have adult braces and I was unprepared for the hostility I was shown during this video. I didn't even have a chance to brace myself.

[@saturanrose6011]

I see what u did there

[@penelope3421]

pun of the year goes to:

[@katefrancinethbauleth2500]

This screams Kurtis Conner *vibes*

[@hystericallover5989]

Daypsie Quartz stop

[@daypsiequartz]

@@hystericallover5989 never

[@santa45997]

Kurtis: “Nothing says pick up artist like adult braces right?” Kurtis: laughs at his own joke Kurtis: “I’m not being mean alright”

[@ShayShayPlay]

Kate He's so sweet lol

[@spencerpaquette3044]

Kurtis is the only one allowed to make fun of my braces. I want *_him_* to call me a brace-face I want *_him_* to eat them I want *_him_* to eat my teeth after

[@aura8808]

@@spencerpaquette3044 yum yum 😋

[@RB-mb6pm]

Kurtis drops the word Fortnite and gets #27 trending for Gaming. An icon.

[@KG-dl6dn]

Rachel Buxbaum I thought your profile pic was you smiling with a tiny, creepy, swaddled doll lol

[@experience4917]

No its because there’s a game called Boxboy

[@uokayjim1422]

I love how the two comments above this are the same but it goes down each time 😂 moving on up kurtis

[@Dahlia44222]

Fr

[@windowtree2637]

A day has passed and he's still at #31

[@seethreepio]

After watching those clips of him and his girlfriend, I’m somehow more asexual than I was ten minutes ago.

[@LEOreworked]

THIS.

[@marlenacantswim]

the asexual mood is turning your phone away whenever they're shirtless

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

as another asexual, I think this is happening to all asexuals who watch these types of content

[@SearaChar]

ace level increased to 176

[@peanutbutter9018]

i havent watched that part yet but im now super excited to level up in ace

[@alexdh2001]

seeing this video start in some beige room with less than 200 views clocked in makes me feel like im watching some indie youtuber make one of his first videos. so cute

[@melisaa2840]

real danisnotonfire vibes

[@yusrazalmiyar1380]

especially how the first thing he say is “kaka poopoo” 😂

[@aleksighs]

i started this video and my brain immediately went „hi.. my name is [ dan ]“

[@khianaa]

FRR AHH

[@sofiamayz]

aleksigh SKSKJS LMAO

[@user-fn2hz4zu4d]

$10 a month, $100 a year . His math skills are impeccable

[@tristanlapoint1798]

He was rounding. It was $9 a month, which is $108 a year.

[@xenalarsniewold5607]

Tristan LaPoint we know that but there's 12 months in a year

[@naticonnata3990]

@@xenalarsniewold5607 yeah that's why she did 9 times 12 which is 108

[@luks303]

oh we have some big brain people here

[@camelia2306]

Locky ikr damn

[@hippiefreedomdude5003]

These boys didn’t get enough attention in their childhood.

[@jeremywith_pants]

hello fellow hippie lol

[@fin5657]

periodt

[@xotin9005]

Or too much

[@ryminenthusiast8798]

@@yerikordei5579 oh god,, yikes

[@ryminenthusiast8798]

@@yerikordei5579 I mean I get it if their age gap is big IF they're consenting adults...but she's a literal child. uhh what the fuck??

[@tallcatlover]

“I am a lesbian” ABSOLUTELY PERFECT, LOVE HER

[@runawaygemm5397]

She was just great, that was literally the best part of the video

[@chrisgrimstad9985]

asian or white im a lesbian ... im just confused what that question had to do with gender lol

[@uhohstinky6112]

@@chrisgrimstad9985 they asked if she prefer asian or white boys, referring to the two of them beside her.

[@nosleep9816]

Yes

[@gracesophia06]

We stan her for having clear skin

[@shadowcloak3923]

How to be an Instagram comedian in 4 easy steps according to box boy: 1. Scream as much as you can and as loud as you can. 2. Sexual harassment. 3. Make everyone around you as uncomfortable as possible. 4. Really bad pick up lines.

[@ajlee2168]

instant success

[@awkwardotter13]

Oh no I can never be an Instagram comedian because I’m just good at bad pick up lines. Guess I’ll just be a decent person instead

[@Lol-pb9bx]

The thud sound effect and bruh #2

[@ixl911ixl]

It honestly doesn't even take half of that. It's, 1. ) Be attractive. 2. ) Provide entertainment for children, aka an audience with an extremely short attention-span. Lots of screaming, lots of aggressive cuts. That's literally it.

[@lazynoodle6739]

I will never understand how they can look in the mirror afterwards. Just degrading yourself for internet clout

[@muddy5013]

The only person I knew who would flip their eyelids back in the day turned out to sell drugs and went to jail... So you know... don’t do that because you’re gonna go to jail

[@bruhkittycat]

My cousin used to do that and well... I agree with your statement.

[@mayumigarcia9445]

this made me laugh, lmfao

[@gil5885]

sfkakathatkid my cousin did that shit too and now she doesn't have a job or a home and we do drugs together in my neighborhood park.

[@brbcallingsora]

Zach stop STOP you're gonna get in trouble

[@margaretn3304]

Erik Musta .... I used to do that.

[@shigari_kun]

Kurtis saying "caca poopoo" was the most shocking thing i've heard in a while, for some reason (?

[@riondutt913]

Yesss

[@billiebossanova8095]

Ik 😂

[@thaligonzalezpenaloza2561]

HAHAHAHAA SAMEEE

[@ash7396]

Wait I thought he said "gaga booboo" lmao

[@annaleisedavis7185]

Reminds me of the cartoon Tak and the Power of Juju...

[@cyrus2430]

straight people can literally act out soft core porn in public but i can’t even hold hands with my s/o without getting started at and called disgusting while having those people talk to the people around them about how grossed out they are🧍‍♀️

[@Random-sk6hm]

fr

[@noname-ow4sw]

RIGHT. BRO IT'S W I L D. I feel like they're the type to hypersexualize it in the first place. With literally no internal monologue in their heads. Just empty space

[@just_caitlin]

Right? I'm pretty sure those boys are committing public nudity, which is literally against the law... But it's fine? I also feel like if a woman did that she'd be so judged, but a guy doing it is fine...

[@hotchacolate2]

Somebody needs to make a compilation video of Kurtis saying “my guy” for 3 minutes straight. I search for it every week and find nothing. Come on people!!!!

[@lindsayfasano6437]

Mediante Delavega i’m on it

[@maurasmith3545]

curtis' spelled with a c aren't real curtis'

[@esther1586]

@@lindsayfasano6437 update us when youre done. Im subscribing and turning on post notifications for when you upload it

[@malihachowdhury7323]

I AGREE!

[@ericsalgado-valle8634]

Just do et

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Your curls created a crescent moon between your brows You have a Moonibrow

[@emmab6174]

He's the next sailor moon

[@rhymeswithpicard8202]

sailor moon

[@wormguylovesworms]

I can't tell if thats supposed to be a play on unibrow or monobrow but i laughed anyway

[@arya5365]

Oh- my god 😂😭

[@bootycakessss]

sailor kurtis

[@zaramartin5218]

kurtis majored in respecting women at yee yee university

[@yessica5231]

Zara Martin you're welcome. you now have 666 likes

[@denniswald1798]

This is so accurate. 🤠😌

[@fred9221]

And cookery

[@CrankyB1tsch]

I wanna be the next fucktard to post this comment so I'll have all the other fucktards to like it

[@tamera648]

😂

[@chancewill6910]

"I am a lesbian." [Hits them both] I love her so much

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

That's what I'd do. Even if I actually liked on of them.

[@craaaaaanewiiiiiiives]

She's a girlboss

[@stupidvideos1449]

You don't know what's it's like getting hit in the nuts do you?

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

@@craaaaaanewiiiiiiives ?

[@craaaaaanewiiiiiiives]

@@davisthedaviskids2574 what

[@lauren-zb6tz]

I had a dream about Kurtis where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and all I hear is his intro over and over again but the extra greeting keeps getting louder

[@shayisdead1578]

lauren :] that sounds genuinely terrifying

[@TheCynicalDude_]

@lauren :] Whoa, you're sick.

[@cherishtheday2223]

Sounds...false

[@Ava-cj7dg]

i think you were in hell

[@RhondaRooBug]

Are you serious? That's pretty weird lol

[@atara500]

i thought he was gonna say “he is no longer a box boy, he is now box MAN”

[@royalpurple077]

I thought the same 😅

[@whalesharko4465]

Me too dude

[@ellaherfandoms5689]

As soon as I saw the title of the video I thought Boy in the box from buzzfeed unsolved

[@fendybendy6466]

mE TOO DUDE

[@maggie-m154]

Same

[@brookeadrianne5115]

Kurtis drinks respect women juice the same way boxboy drank that “slurp juice” in the beginning

[@bianka3387]

I wanna like this comment but it’s at 420 likes

[@goofball808]

Brooke AdriAnne respect whamen juice

[@ozzy6458]

Without the context this sounds insanely odd

[@gracebarnet4182]

a kid from my old school flipped his eyelids and now i’m pretty sure he is an alcoholic and i think he’s in Juvie for underage smoking. moral of the story don’t flip your eyelids

[@Sara-es6nl]

He’s definitely not in juvie for smoking lmfaooo

[@ggs27]

@@Sara-es6nl No way to know unless you go

[@katiemorrow2326]

@@Sara-es6nl depends on what he was smoking

[@caseys2698]

For some reason I’m believing all these tragic stories about the eyelid flipping kids are true… but i think they actually are… if they are or most are that’s so weird and concerning, i think they cursed themselves or something lmao

[@jongaz5767]

that's a beautiful story

[@LoganL1014]

I hate watching people kiss... I feel apart of it and I don’t like it 😶

[@al8951]

Same

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

I know right they never asked my consent for a menage et trois

[@fin5657]

same bro

[@lv9265]

thank you for sharing that, i feel less weird now 💚

[@garf567]

And that my friend is one of the reasons I don’t go to parties

[@calypsovaldez]

Me: ooo a new video! Kurtis: “caca poopooo” Me: Kurtis: Me: this is gonna be amazing

[@aliciaw8147]

Gabriella Mariani THIS is so accurate, i kinda felt it

[@autismduo3852]

when kurtis said “ppppffft, caca poopoo” i felt that.. 😭😔🖤💔

[@arielkilgore8805]

I felt very satisfied when he ended it by saying "it's like your mom pushing you out of her vayiña every day"

[@mal2642]

i want a best of kurtis sarcasm/jokes because there’s at least 5 minutes of pure gold in every single video and i would watch a straight hour of that

[@kimmy4156]

Mal M there’s a twitter account called @nocontextkurtis I enjoy it very much 😂❤️

[@BoosterDawg]

Watch his podcast

[@grace-7760]

Podcast !!!!!!!

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

u cute or whateverrrr

[@MariaLuiza-yj6bv]

craterwolf he has one??? where can i listen to it?

[@Naaaaaaatalie]

"simon says you're a girl" and thats how I figured out I was trans

[@randomassweeb1491]

Honestly the best story I've ever heard queen

[@socialnorm3295]

Jk Rowling decides your sexuality, and Simon decides your gender

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

@@socialnorm3295 SPOILER: At the end of Harry potter Dobby gets in bed with Harry potter

[@bubby632]

@@AshTheQueenOfRodents please no

[@SwaggyToms]

@💮スロー shinrinyoku yes

[@hannahjoy333.]

Imagine if we were all like boxboy “Hey can I have that pencil?” “Sure- aAAHHHHHHHHHHH” “AHHHHHHHHHHH”

[@moonchild3370]

soup? 🤲🏻

[@hannahjoy333.]

sad dumb bitch ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ🥣

[@xhelixshotx]

Why does this sound like something out of asdfmovie

[@aha.403]

I'd kill myself even before I was born

[@BeanColored]

@@moonchild3370 |-🥣-| take soup

[@yaixavega98]

Every time he says “folks” and clap his hands on the intro I do the same thing

[@Lsst91]

“oh you’re tryna straighten out your teeth? why don’t you straighten out your life first?” man when I say I laughed-

[@KClowns]

Kurtis is a genuine symbol of human decency.

[@stephaniebeffanie8956]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone rock a nose ring as well as Kurtis. It looks good on you, bruh.

[@1083-b6x]

Stevie AfterDark how about every lesbian ever

[@ok-wk1es]

@@1083-b6x Kurtis is a lesbian

[@renayharris274]

I agree! Honestly, he’s the reason why I’m considering one for myself 😅

[@Getout634]

I have 2 and i still cant pull it off like Kurtis can

[@simone635]

ikr

[@olivialane8804]

Kurtis: he’s not longer boxboy... Me: *he’s boxman* Kurtis: he’s boxboyfriend now Me: *oh that’s a better joke...*

[@sebastiansilva5065]

THAT HAPPED TO ME TOO SKSKKSSSHAHAHAHKSKSKAAKAKKAKAK

[@mangoboy705]

SJXJSJX I WAS THINKING THIS TOO

[@sushisaucemetro]

😹😹😹

[@matiibelly2852]

Saaaame

[@Conndawg]

thats what i thought

[@silenceofthesams]

when he compared “kids who flipped up their eyelids” and “boxboy” i sCrEaMeD 😂😂

[@kyokitty1]

It’s so weird. I kinda hated the extra greeting the first time I heard it but with every video it grows on me and now I get a legitimate release of endorphins when that dumb filter makes his face all pink.

[@daemondoodles]

wow dude, you managed to be rude while acting positive lmao

[@lrchahaha9642]

Right, now I CANNOT express the amount of giddiness it ignites inside me every time I hear it. 😭😭😭

[@kayleecook6741]

they’re the same boys who say “the f in woman stands for funny”

[@idiotsandwich1045]

I have two of them in my class

[@Naaaaaaatalie]

@@idiotsandwich1045 im sorry

[@cookieyoung3615]

Yet they haven't even made me crack a smile

[@negr2312-u3h]

I have rich

[@socialnorm3295]

Or the women who say the F in men stands for funny, i reply with “the R in women stands for rights” it’s shitty I know, but they’re being annoying too

[@dabiskitt]

I mean if this weirdo boxboy can get a girlfriend then honestly what am I waiting for

[@userjkp342]

he’s a real confidence booster

[@swagittarius5748]

That's the spirit!

[@0rluh]

Puberty

[@CrankyB1tsch]

You're waiting for money and fame

[@someperson7309]

Money

[@skadeordie]

$10 a month....$100 a year....kurtis that math isn’t adding up my guy

[@elinehihihi]

he's trying

[@miastewart2676]

I mean its actually $9 a month and $108 a year so he's not that far off

[@rae7864]

@@miastewart2676 for me its $20 now

[@tommymarco9988]

Mayan calendar?

[@kami96437]

It’s a discount

[@bulbasour3]

"Nothing says pickup artist like braces amiright." *I AM W E A K*

[@penelope3421]

i thought it said "BOYXBOY: Revisited" and i honestly thought he was going to read boy x boy fanfiction.

[@abbyamfo6387]

ari is queen. Haha, I thought the same thing.

[@chickenbarfdisease2775]

Same

[@fmamamaba1460]

ari is queen. Same and tbh I was excited 😂

[@baguettegott3409]

Jup, me too

[@dumbdumbdumb4115]

Omfggg same!!

[@crop8878]

I thought He Said boyxboy and I was waiting for him to talk about gay stories that 13 year old girls wrote.. I cannot-

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

You can never escape that life honey, it follows you

[@heralisa3202]

sameeee

[@13gudadod]

Sane

[@13gudadod]

He's name is so gay does he not know it?

[@huhthatsinteresting1644]

@@13gudadod yo, nice username, mate

[@ObeyCamp]

"I'm lacking vitamin U." Oh yeah. Vitamin U. Uranium. Please go eat just a gram of uranium. Doctor's orders, guy. Gotta do it. Do it. Boxboy, you gotta do it. Literally eat uranium, Boxboy. We need you to literally eat literal uranium, Boxboy.

[@jackal643]

Come on, Boxboy *eat the uranium, Boxboy*

[@brontemoore-wilton540]

I’ve been laughing at this for far longer than is acceptable

[@evelyngrace8305]

Simon says you gotta eat uranim boxboy

[@MB-sy9ll]

Digest the uranium, boxboy

[@rubberducky19]

*come on put some more*

[@krrris11231]

“Box boy” just makes me think of Shane and Ryan from buzzfeed unsolved taking about the “boy in the box” and Shane getting sad that the story about the boy in the box not being as magical as it sounds.

[@bulbasour3]

*Y E S*

[@cerees6534]

Ngl it's super refreshing to hear a guy say "dont objectify women for clout" like idk thANKS kurtis

[@semenandgayuncle]

There’s no better drink than respect women juice

[@ihaveknees763]

Woman are just tHinGs

[@its_the_bird]

We need respect women juice as a jamba juice sort of deal. Whole menu of Negating Asshattery. Tasty and educational!

[@mariii2831]

And that's the reason I stan Harry Styles

[@ioannad1857]

Kurtis, Danny and drew, the golden trio of being respectful, accepting and unproblematic

[@izzy-vs6si]

excuse me the girlfriend version of kurtisconner would be kurtisconnher

[@annam1226]

izzy AHSGSGZGAGAGAGAGAGGA

[@sheogoraththetrickster8700]

@@annam1226 AHSGSGZGAGAGAGAGAGGA

[@alexandragrozea5772]

izzy Ur amazing

[@oncerand_directioner]

😂 Yesss!!!

[@cusco5253]

or Candace Conner lmao

[@megan9972]

I need a compilation of Kurtis calling out sexism and defending women for 30 minutes straight

[@goatcheese]

@@addy.mp3109 "act like a man", kurtis is gonna call you out for that and we're adding it to the compilation.

[@agnescoleman9556]

ChubbyBu act like a decent human being and don’t leave mean comments for no reason

[@mitocondrias.9656]

ChubbyBu callese viejo lesbiano

[@mitocondrias.9656]

ChubbyBu stop being a sexist little bitch for once

[@TheOther-Dude]

@@addy.mp3109 rip

[@pandabear8862]

7:25, the fact he coughed on his hand and instantly put it on her face makes me gag a little bit, covid left some mental germaphobe scars

[@jonnnnniej]

Yea, that made my skin crawl

[@megmagica]

me: :( kurtis: CaCa PoO pOo me: :)

[@clairehamilton9374]

7:26 Never date someone who coughs in their hand and then immediately touches ur neck. If that doesn't scream murderer, I don't know what does.

[@slipcaseslitpace]

Someone being murdered

[@miserablemajor6407]

A murderer screaming

[@CoatHanger25]

Someone screaming “murderer”

[@user-s0m30n3]

Murderer screaming “someone”

[@selenanita]

Screaming murdered someone

[@madamejudidench]

No Kurtis you didn’t have to show the pictures of the eyes

[@alpineforestscentedcandle]

at 9:38 right when he finished the pickup line and add popped up for word tune and it was like a yellow screen saying "sorry but no" 😂 and then other rejection like I'm sorry but I can't 😂 I just love the timing of ads.......

[@lycheeless]

*Kurtis is the definition of a 3rd grader seeing 2 people kiss*

[@watakashe6072]

W h a t

[@sachathestarseedsage8923]

Eyelid flipping a forgotten early 2000s gem LMAO

[@LillyFama]

Sacha the Starseed Sage it’s not a gem it’s my worst fear in the entire world and I legit puked

[@uschilou]

I teach first grade and the kids are definitely still doing it!

[@_ellyanne]

For moment I thought BOXBOY was continuation of series including all kinds of boys: E-BOY, Soft Boy, Country Boy...

[@isthatachicken]

SAME

[@ilikefroggies]

8:38 he really said oh to see without my eyes ︶👄︶

[@issi99]

I misread the title and thought Kurtis was going to be reading gay fan fiction

[@13gudadod]

We all did

[@mimijoseph9036]

He did read some fan fiction in one of his older videos. He giggled all through it 😂😂

[@jackal643]

OMG AHAHAHAHA

[@no8297]

I think we all did haha

[@mads2990]

me too!!!! lmao

[@ih8u295]

Kurtis talking to himself is me making up scenarios in my head and hurting my own feelings 💀 thanks for the likes :~)

[@AshaSara]

SAME SIS

[@user-s0m30n3]

lmaoo ikr nah i be making myself cry and shit fr

[@finnx8623]

@@user-s0m30n3 i have finally found my people, i thought i was the only one omg

[@cherryxo4728]

I thought I was the only one who did this. I just found my true family

[@boiboi1003]

Box boy what r u doin

[@satisfiedsand1934]

Ok why is that orange paper in the back the most obnoxious color i have ever seen

[@yahney-marie]

it said: ☢️

[@TheAZElele]

Is it bad that I kind of dig it?

[@zeyneph.4749]

@@TheAZElele yes

[@rawanx_x]

“blood orange”

[@satisfiedsand1934]

@@TheAZElele no i low key kinda do too

[@heather_doestruecrime]

I was doing a bunch of random shit while simultaneously trying to turn this video on & I kept hitting next/restarting it so I listened to you say “caca poo poo” 4 times

[@barbiezinha5633]

kinda sad but kinda funny: this boy was breaking up with me & in the middle of it he clapped his hands together really loud & i started GIGGLING because it reminded me of kurtis' "FOLKS" 💀 edit for everyone asking: he clapped because he was like "so are we still friends?" AND he got mad at me for laughing so i guess we're not still friends ;-)

[@miriadel11]

Ok but this is funny. (I'm sorry about your breakup

[@bubbles4897]

JFGHGFHGFHGFH

[@apinchofdisappointment]

LMAO how did he react after?!

[@brbcallingsora]

lmao I would laugh too

[@aphrcditv5928]

JFKSKSKKDKSKSK

[@alexaf.3158]

I can't stop looking at the red paper, it's so bright.

[@leoplisetsky]

Alexa F. isn't it orange

[@sumlem]

Or ange,,,

[@dollieeatstoomuch5916]

@@sumlem Ange?

[@sodaunderthesink9014]

It's a very orangey red

[@bea4846]

ITS ORANGE

[@mialeo]

we stan a man who can actually stand up for women and call out sexism. we need more people like kurtis, this shouldn't be such a rare thing. love ur videos

[@cj5857]

mia also if the roles are switched

[@barney5688]

what if the roles are switched? thats ok. kurtis is out there being respectful and calls out sexism. this shouldnt all be “men vs women”. no need to b like “lol imagine if the roles r switched hahaha” cuz that aint relevant

[@Carmenecp]

yaaasss

[@daddyyankeeandfriends7430]

Lol it isn't rare. But not everyone has a big youtube channel to let it know. I don't know anybody who would find the shit boxboy does funny.

[@joinmyassociationinlovenik5361]

oh my god, poor women, how can they live in such a cruel world where nobody stands up for them.

[@DrMoonAtNight]

“Ten dollars a month, one hundred dollars a year” watch out boys we got a regular mathematician here!

[@myunsolicitedopinion]

i *need* a massive golden tattoo across my exposed chest that reads *𝓚𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷*

[@AshaSara]

I love how you added the font too

[@juliajuju200]

I guess we all need

[@deathembodiment]

i too want a tattoo that says BOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOXBOX

[@footchomper]

Who dosnt

[@jasminlu2910]

kurtis is an up and coming gamer watch out pewdiepie

[@batfluttershy]

he isn’t in Minecraft Monday’s so it doesn’t count

[@tommymarco9988]

@Jasmin Lu: nice comment! :)

[@adriennegerbic5235]

I live for the moments when kurtis giggles at his own jokes.

[@fourtwenty1813]

If you don't find yourself funny no one else will

[@Smiling_styling_ostrich]

3:37 not her scooting closer to the other guy lol

[@kkatem_7065]

I love how he always gives a moral hint at the ending A worthy Kurtistown Mayor.

[@sophiarose778]

So I live in Australia and coming out of uni I bumped into that guy jefo and first he asked me if I would be in a video of his I didn't recognise him at first cause he was super shy so i was like okay dude, what's this for? Then he asked me if I was good at acting and I was like nah not really. Then he pulls his camera out and shoves it in my face and said the most awkward pick up line that didn't even make sense it was something like "is your left eye okay cause you're looking at the right one" I didn't even know how to react so I just go wat?? It was seriously the most awkward thing ever omg i hate these people.

[@veyamarie1506]

Sophia Rose i smell 🧢

[@lee2791]

spring editz I too smell blue hats

[@thaddeusjd]

spring editz I love how blue caps smell yum yum

[@yippeekrieg0501]

@@veyamarie1506 ah yes, the sweet smell of blue baseball hats

[@slplssgr]

@@yippeekrieg0501 the sweet sweet scent of blue baseball caps on a sunday morning

[@clarephares1577]

anybody gonna question how this is #28 on trending fOR GAMING????

[@saranohmusic57]

nobody plays the game like Kurtis

[@breezyyfresh]

There's a video game called Boxboy, so I guess thats why lol

[@bongwater7497]

it's cause he said fortnite

[@chaebe0001]

Gracie Shay yeah that’s what I was thinking

[@kaylaadonis2291]

Update:it’s now #18 on trending for gaming

[@hacyeons]

umm are we just going to ignore the fact that he's now dating a 16 year old girl

[@stickofbutterrrrrr]

well I can't say I'm surprised

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

fucking trash

[@sp0rkb018]

what

[@ggs27]

Oh no

[@sara1304]

oh no what where did you find that (he already should have been in jail and now even more)

[@didi2640]

kurtis: “caca poopoo” me: 😌

[@ccsg1234]

1:04 So basically b4 u made a video about him he had 150k and after he now has 2.2m.... He owes u a check.

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

Kurtis: A storage-based superhero like... Me: “Container Man”? Kurtis: “Big plastic storage bin man”

[@Cattyclysm]

I was thinking captain container

[@lrchahaha9642]

@Veta What genius you have, my good sir!

[@stacey7637]

Genius connection between eyelid flippers & bad content. Wise beyond his years.

[@TheRealCorcra]

It's amazing how Kurtis's videos have the technology to detect if you have subscribed so you get the extra greeting.

[@polaroid_people4676]

Sus yes only people who are subscribed actually see the extra greeting. Everyone else is just confused what everyone else is talking about in the comments

[@aliciawhite9179]

9:41"yeah nothing says pick up artist like adult braces" iM SCREAMING OH MY GOD

[@babykermy]

me every single time kurtis talks about respecting women: 🥰💞💖💛💙💜😍😘😻💝💟❤️

[@AshaSara]

SAME-

[@L4Depicness123]

epic cringe

[@malihachowdhury7323]

Same! He's such a dear

[@stacie7766]

♥️♥️♥️

[@polaroid_people4676]

He can respect me anytime he wants

[@Blehh.e]

As someone else who was called boxboy I can confirm that i was storage bin man’s sidekick. I’m now my own hero :)

[@CougarWatch]

Kurtis: *claps* My sadness: I don't feel so good

[@Duckybacca]

thank you meme lord, very cool!

[@CougarWatch]

@@Duckybacca you're welcome brother

[@g.dalazenm.38]

I read the title as BOYXBOY and I thought this was gonna be a very different type of video

[@carpetmunch3r]

FUCKIN SAME IM-

[@sierrajobs9452]

G. Dalazen M. Same I didn’t expect the food porn at the end😹

[@totallyemma8255]

omfg I need this video

[@crissa1505]

Lol me too

[@kezibeeart3552]

ahahhaaha me too

[@juniorfrimpong4333]

$10 a day, $100 a year?? There must only be 10 months in Kurtis town

[@fanellavanessagraves3791]

@@wobbleglom 10 smh

[@TibbyfromT-corp]

@@wobbleglom 10$ a month*

[@dantalian269]

Kurtis town is a non euclidean area. It is beyond time and space.

[@beomgyusmcnugget1055]

The way he says "explOsion" sounds like he's about to turn into a mermaid when he touches water.

[@chrisgrimstad9985]

cleour

[@kailajensen1021]

When he said “nothing says pickup artist like adult braces” and then zoomed in on his teeth I was WHEEEZING ROFLMAOGZEFMGJHAHZ

[@portxr]

is this a REAL youtuber? he doesn’t have plaques so idk

[@kurtisconner]

I AM!!!

[@jupitertrippy8097]

nina moon! Don’t you SEE? They’re RIGHT behind him

[@lolacook6522]

Idk looks pretty legit to me

[@darksnugglesx9370]

a REAL boy

[@annabanana3825]

@@kurtisconner are you sure?

[@amandamajvind1756]

Me: :( Kurtis: folks 👏🏻 Me: :)

[@winterandpixie2305]

I LOVE THAT YOU STAND UP WHEN A PERSON HARASSES A GIRL OR BOY

[@somethingsedona6923]

When you yeeted your eyes... I felt that....

[@thesunnyside6381]

@Something Sedona: We all did.....we all did 😂

[@hufflepuffhorcrux3269]

I feel ya dude ✊

[@br.utherr]

I love that i know which part ur talking about lol

[@miki957]

8:38

[@haneeneu]

felt en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felt

[@diandradelso6050]

I was about 89% sure that you put the explosion in that video and finding out you didn’t has really made me question everything

[@robinhelms2924]

Really offended that you pronounced it “donkey” and not “donkeh” like a true shrek connoisseur would.

[@semenandgayuncle]

*donkay

[@cherry3158]

Donkæ

[@lucyschraff4893]

JiTaeKook_ i ship I’m fucking screaming

[@hanjisungsknees47]

He had committed a imoral sin

[@nooneshomee]

missed opportunity to say “kurtisconnHer”

[@fani5401]

"pfffttt kaka poopoo... okay!" i felt that😔✊🏻

[@Anikane]

Fani his way with words 💆‍♀️

[@emir8745]

Its caca

[@fani5401]

@@emir8745 no.

[@ariannas7801]

Fani it’s spelled caca in spanish lol

[@kayleighlewis4679]

Petition for Kurtis to play Shrek in Shrek 5 🔽

[@114erin]

I'll sign

[@sophiacorrigan7521]

where’s the link to sign

[@geomac3910]

i'll sign!!

[@arthoe8252]

🖊📃📩📨📬

[@Majaverymighty]

He has that scary rawr now that annoying fat-brat is happy

[@aldeok]

Sorry Curtis, I can’t take you seriously without those plaques dude

[@xfire3778]

i when do you ever take him seriously

[@aldeok]

XFire never😂

[@ninabruce324]

curtis' with a c are not real curtis'

[@JT-xo8xi]

*Kurtis

[@aldeok]

The Fifth Marauder thank you