The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever

[@CouncilOfTheLostGoats]

She typed like 4 paragraphs just for the screen to show "start counterstrike"

[@sangeetabhadoria5290]

She like me fr one game of Cs wont hurt wastese 4 college years

[@pilapila183]

Average vim user

[@lobstotsbol]

@@pilapila183 reeeaaaalllll 💀💀

[@panicfire3613]

And Counterstrike didn't even start XD

[@megaminum8325]

The world's least responsive keyboard

[@raskarkapax]

I was sceptical at first... but when those 3D cubes with glowing hieroglyphics showed up I knew they weren't kidding. That's some true professional level real life hacking. you can't make that shit up.

[@ScandinavianDefence-v5c]

😂😂😂

[@CesarDJC3]

Blinky-boxes* god this comment just shows how many people are fake hackers.

[@skullha66]

​@@CesarDJC3dumbass this was a joke comment. See, when someone uses "sarcasm", they actually mean the OPPOSITE of what they said! It's a little wacky, I know.

[@MoistYoghurt]

​@@CesarDJC3ngl thought the comment was a joke

[@TheUnderscore_]

@@MoistYoghurtAnd you think it's what now...?

[@MWDFrancis]

These actors aren’t hitting the keys NEARLY fast enough. Use your WHOLE hand.

[@starplane1239]

Should have done the last input with the chair

[@queenofnevers6990]

AND head. Rachmaninov in one of his pieces played few nortes with his nose. So the method is proven. It's still keyboard, right?

[@kingdededelicious]

they need better gaming chairs

[@notme8232]

I paid for the whole keyboard, I'm gonna USE the whole keyboard!

[@roquesystem]

Hands? What about smashing the keyboard everywhere? That usually gets me past 5 firewalls and "start counterstrike"

[@alexanderglex4600]

1:22 Gotta love how the 1 mile radius is already centered on the hackers location

[@MorpheousXO]

It actually wasn't.

[@sayple109]

@@MorpheousXO It actually was

[@YourMomNDad]

@@sayple109it actually wasnt

[@Nonuli]

"gotta be somewhere within this circle that's perfectly centred on their location"

[@akhilalexg]

It was ​@@MorpheousXO

[@Edbrad]

Real life hackers have a "hack pad" with one button with "hack" written on it. They learn to press as fast as they can, the best hacker is one that can press fastest.

[@bayhale2224]

Hackpad master race

[@leloodallasmultipass]

Mythbusters busted this one as there is a physical limit to the number of times the button can read that it's being pressed.

[@abnormallynormal8823]

Edbrad can I put my launch pad into midi mode and make it work?

[@klony1280]

And it has nothing to do with rapidfiremode... Surely.

[@adygombos4469]

Edbrad What if I make a script to press the button for me thousands of times a second. Do I win?

[@jaegerbombbomb6129]

This is SO inaccurate, he didn’t say “im in” at the final

[@billowen3285]

Cause he didn't get in, watch the video

[@blartversenwaldiii]

@@billowen3285 you're meant to say 'im in' for EVERY firewall

[@vasugame3675]

@@dugnaldo so was he

[@lauramessy]

@@billowen3285 that's the point

[@buttonfire6663]

The only people who say i am in at the final are people with prem**ure ej**ulation

[@RudyAyoub]

When I plug in the USB correctly on the first try

[@spoodergwen]

"I'm in"

[@nesssssssaaah]

@@spoodergwen what kind of "in"

[@mighty_crusier]

Lifehack: Litterally every USB cable on this planet has a special sign on it(general usb sign), that actually tells you, which way you're supposed to plug it in. It goes on the left side if the port is upright and on the upper side, if the port is horizontal. Thank me later. Yes, I am fun at parties.

[@spoodergwen]

@@mighty_crusier and my experience tells me that if this sign is on the upper side when you try it for the first time, it only means that you'll have to turn it twice then instead of once.

[@poemoe1493]

Lol! 😂

[@no-one-1]

Hacker of 2 years here. I absolutely hate when the media misrepresents hacking and makes it out to be some sort of joke. I cannot thank you enough for posting the only accurate hacking scene performed by real hackers. Most people these days are so uneducated on hacking that they don't even know what blinkyboxes and cybernukes are. Massive props to the screenwriters, they did their research. I'm definitely watching that series sometime.

[@dale7561]

😂😂😂😂

[@56jasa]

U didnt have to roast Mr Robot so hard

[@mirjaloll]

Kids these days think you gotta use those ridiculous loonix or command shell or whater and them stupid tools, heh everything has gui son! You must use those rtx4060 and triple monitor, or else you are a failure as a hacker

[@firstnamelastname9918]

LMAO!!!!!

[@eugenkeller]

You had me at "hello, Hacker here"

[@HuntSmacker]

She is so good at hacking, she even had time to launch a game of Counterstrike on the side.

[@JayPhonomancer]

😂

[@kirangouds]

Where ?

[@homiecamper7897]

@Big O word.exe

[@jakubtiffanolma]

@@homiecamper7897 xDD

[@delayedcreator4783]

Only 4 replies

[@Pulang_Diwa]

I'm a professionally licensed cat video watcher and i can confirm that those were indeed and beyond a reasonable point of doubt, cats in those videos.

[@totallynameless8861]

Bullshit. You don't know what you're talking about.

[@ketergraph9037]

Thanks God a professional has approved it. Now I finally can have certainty

[@sepsysmurf6982]

Thank you humble man for enlightening me, I was very deeply confused before I read this comment. Now I understand the ins and outs of the universe and can die at peace.

[@PaulKnutsonSther]

Ceci n'est pas une cats, or something.

[@thatonebruneian]

Am I a cat?

[@MrBozuu]

Imagine right after "they're trying to locate our IP address" a NordVPN ad plays, lmao

[@S0FIAV]

THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME R U KIDDING OJBUESJRSGBR

[@dhruvavikas1632]

Who uses vpn ONLY for security

[@indianflippingart9593]

@@dhruvavikas1632 no one gives af about security 😂. People use vpn for other purposes

[@dhruvavikas1632]

@@indianflippingart9593 i only use because every streaming service says not available in my country

[@gilgamashu1435]

Lmao

[@santiagovelasco1553]

I was holding the laughter until he said i have to send a cybernuke and an actual nuke appeared

[@alexanderglex4600]

With the two other pop ups on the other screen, which just get blanked out after he selects his best cybernuke

[@DedesFewscres]

I'm a cybersecurity manager - been in the industry for 15 years. The depiction of "cybernuke" is super accurate.

[@PoisonAlienful]

As an NSA agent, I concur this is accurate. The only thing missing is knuckle cracking before launching the cyber nukes.

[@thek6410]

And a countdown timer

[@chanevazquez3046]

You're not an NSA agent. If you were you wouldn't think this video is accurate.🤣

[@jxl721]

@@chanevazquez3046 i think it was clearly a joke :)

[@renanmendes1299]

@@chanevazquez3046 missed the joke I know you are baiting

[@awesomesauce804]

Heavy breathing intensifies.

[@Aquillyne]

Epic quotes: “Just hack, HACK!” “” “I can launch a cyber-nuke”

[@juniorsundar]

Don’t forget “go for launch”

[@16BitGamerCat]

You don't have a macro to launch tons of cat videos?

[@azusafloat]

They be playing cs 1.6 or go?

[@Kriophoros]

@@azusafloat CS: Cat Streaming

[@fluffyjello]

This implies they made a program for executing cat videos called counterstrike.

[@JustFlipperZ]

*if you're a hacker you need to be in a VERY dark room, wear a black hoodie and have at least 3 computer screens*

[@Exotic6792]

and you need to know how to use "you're" edit 2 years later: this was a dumb comment lol

[@ryanverypogi]

you’re

[@GoingDark444]

some even wear that faux guys masks

[@Sercil00]

Is this your idea of a joke or are you just an amateur? If you had the slightest idea what you're talking about, you would also wear a balaclava and gloves so you don't leave fingerprints. You also need a second keyboard, since you won't ever use a mouse, so you'll have a free hand. Pros have a third keyboard under their feet, but those can leave a digital footprint, so beware.

[@daddy_marx6823]

And be a very fast typer

[@zachmarshall6059]

0:43 they trying to play csgo lmao

[@HAMZA-OLYMPUS]

😂😂😂

[@RuiWang-zm2ue]

Naw man, those graphics are CS 1.6

[@flextape467]

Cs2

[@zachmarshall6059]

@flextape467 I forgot its cs2 lol

[@ImOofTheOoffer]

i doubt it. csgo is a terrible game. I dont think theyed willing play it.

[@zperk13]

"The Most Accurate Hacking Scene Ever " *Immediately shows a percentage of damage on multiple firewalls* oh god this is going to be awful

[@akai.inu_]

Awesome*

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

And a voice saying out loud: "System breached" like they're on a fucking spaceship or something

[@zperk13]

@@AmandaFreitas1998 followed by a klaxon and red spinny lights

[@AmandaFreitas1998]

@@zperk13 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying

[@hawk1093]

@@AmandaFreitas1998 LMFAOOOO!!!! xD

[@skyty0]

I hate it when I'm trying to hack my friends as a prank and one of the blinky boxes takes longer than usual

[@potaterjim]

I love how firewalls have a loading % bar towards being penetrated, like some kind of video game. It just goes up at a constant rate, and better yet, the _invading_ system knows exactly how many firewalls there are and what % of "penetration" remains

[@prathameshtakane7354]

its the advanced hacker gui! we are officially out of touch.

[@dafreikenlord]

They somehow have enough access to the other hacker's system to know exactly how many firewalls they have despite not even getting past the first few yet? Fucking elite hacker logic.

[@jasonrodgers880]

hehe... you said "penetration"

[@kakalimukherjee3297]

Penetration is fun I mean penetrating firewalls as a programmer is fun. What else do you think? We have no s*x lives. See? I even couldn't type it

[@skimpyjim]

...yet does absolutely nothing to stop the attack, it knows so much about. 😂🤣😂

[@AriTopHat]

I watched it and thought it was a KZbin parody with a surprisingly good level of production, but then I read the description

[@hazemibrahim6355]

The "season 8" freaked me out,this shit went on for more than 8 seasons

[@dylanvscomics8138]

@@hazemibrahim6355 This series was just a regular crime show with bits and pieces of rom-com, but then over the years it really started to jump the shark by adding in "Computer expert" characters that the writers clearly didn't know what to do with. It was nothing amazing before, but it wasn't anywhere close to THIS bad in the first few seasons. It became a disaster.

[@DrShaym]

"They're gonna have instant access to our entire investigation." So unplug the hard drive.

[@Adrenalin844]

That would be like shooting an over-expressive character who's giving a monologue about his evil plot instead of listening to him for 10 minutes. Common sense is blasphemy, the plot must flow!

[@cataria3903]

./points at internet router cable or network cable to the server the all so important files are on. nahhhhhhhh. let's launch a cybernuke :D

[@henrykwieniawski7233]

Dr Shaym What the hell I didn't expect you to be down here

[@acrill5989]

Dr Shaym Didn't expect you here, damn.

[@LianCasablacks]

Cybernuke B) > Logic

[@roy04]

As an infosec student, this is accurate. Except the only inaccurate part is no one is wearing a black hoodie

[@definitelynotobama6851]

And nobody’s chugging 2-liters of soda

[@redgiant7747]

And nobody’s saying “HACKERMAN”

[@elendilion]

And there isn't techno music playing in the background.

[@trivikramthopugunta6464]

And there are 1s and 0s running around in the background 🤣😂

[@depressantdrug]

You mind explaining how this is accurate?

[@MhxAir]

"We can't keep up with the hacker, he's typing too fast!" "Hold him off for just a few more seconds, I'm downloading more RAM!"

[@emmanroyhippy6859]

"And... we're in!"

[@Sherry_Ci]

A gig of ram should do the trick

[@rotyler2177]

Under siege 2 reference? :) I loved it nonetheless.

[@rotyler2177]

@@Sherry_Ci oh! There it is

[@maddie9602]

No, what we _really_ have to do is have two people type on the same keyboard! Then we can type twice as fast!

[@Arkayjiya]

Joke aside, I like this scene. They decided that there was no way to make a hacking and counter hacking scene feels fast paced and exciting, so they just accepted the cringe and leaned into it.

[@spyro440]

Apparently, screenplay writers are disturbingly often digitally illiterate. It's like a doctor in a movie cutting open a patient's stomach, throwing herbs in it, and then closing it back up with a welder.

[@lukaza1261]

Is... is that not how operating works?

[@nqrtzy8765]

Or a dentist in a movie removing a patient’s tooth using scissors and a chainsaw, then stuffing a bunch of string and Elmer’s glue in their mouth which somehow immediately heals the wound

[@lukaza1261]

@@nqrtzy8765 how many other lies have I been told by the movies

[@blartversenwaldiii]

I heard the cop shows' writers were competing with each other to write the stupidest computer scene, eg in NCIS there's one episode where two people type on the same keyboard. that said, I can't be 100% sure they did it on purpose.

[@next-genshadow85]

@@lukaza1261 Dude, if you really want to know how that works, just go to a nearby school, break your leg, and let the nurse give you a pack of ice. You can run faster than Usain Bolt after 5 minutes

[@lostingames5657]

I absolutely hate when I get cyber-nuked when theres just one blinky-box left

[@jabronjunklove760]

Me too. I'm forced to say "You sank my battlechip."

[@kuyalloydy]

JaBron Junklove STOP

[@Snagprophet]

LostInGames I've heard it once happened to the hacker known as 4chan

[@alcantar06]

Snag Prophet was it TheLegend27?

[@FlakeybrutYT]

Who is this 4 chan?

[@DanielKwan]

Typing so fast that you never see them hit spacebar.

[@gprock7222]

You dont need the space bar to hack

[@jokeringeringer]

@@gprock7222 woooosh

[@atenrok]

Spacebar is for pussies

[@billiebhaskarawibawa1402]

Ethan woooosh

[@azizmerihbulut]

They type "spacebar" for spacing.

[@geetoasty]

I love the random glittery sound effects coming from the computers. The sound it makes when you hack

[@3nigma.3nc]

Cat videos are the most important tool in any hacker's arsenal.

[@BriarThornStudios]

I would literally just watch the vids instead of trying to stop them from hacking!😂😂😂😂 Have my pc but give me cat vids!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 P.s. this is a joke! I would try to stop someone from hacking me even if it's cat vids!😅😅😅

[@sushildixith5318]

Yeah my cat loves reading Docs

[@Vnturingz]

if i can ask, why cat, why not some jump scare?

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@Lexillios]

My cat reacted to it lol

[@BabyBearRudy]

The best part is Castle saying “blinky boxes” and the “hacker” getting offended, like this scene isn’t already stupid AF

[@93BlazinFire]

Oh ,pffft, yeah "blinky boxes". In the business, we call those sparkly squares.

[@juanignaciodiaz28]

@@93BlazinFire Why would you call them that? That's dumb, they're clearly blinking

[@93BlazinFire]

@@juanignaciodiaz28 Obviously because they were invented by Jebediah Spark in 1969. Amateur.

[@SI0AX]

That is what made me realize this was exaggerated and made to look dumb on purpose, lol.

[@Pulang_Diwa]

@@93BlazinFire Hahaha.

[@magnapagna3995]

I like how he just says "HACK!" like that's just something you do.

[@amuro9624]

HACK! but I'm already hacking!! HACK STRONGER!!! lol

[@Shintaims8]

me: **points at random person** *I HACK YOUU!!!*

[@jorjarayne6514]

TheClassyCommenter HACK HARDERRR

[@SmackedOffSlabs]

uhhhhh its hard HACK HARDER!!

[@ecologista101]

Out of this whole scene the dude not knowing how do computers work is the most realistic element.

[@NimsQuarlo]

I'm surprised one of them didn't say, _"Here, let me help you with that."_ then, both start typing on the same keyboard at lightning speed.

[@EctiBot]

Just gotta appreciate this extremely user friendly hacker software that even has neatly drawn icons and loading screens to represent exactly what you are doing

[@skorpius2029]

Hacker software: Beginners edition

[@Oleander3333]

EctiBot hey friend, we idiotic public as smart as the director need to understand...

[@scottmatheson3346]

Her gui is mind-blowing.

[@tinevodopivec9692]

To be fair, you would wanna make it as nice looking as possible, just like any other software.

[@Tony-tr3om]

@@tinevodopivec9692 That's true if the software is intended for public use, which the hacking program isn't. Hackers need something to get the job done, not fancy looking since nobody else's gonna use it except them.

[@SirShrimpey]

First rule of hacking - design yourself really nice GUIs for programs that have buttons for mouse pointer, yet are operated by mashing keyboard. And make sure they have lots and lots of progress and loading bars. And pictures of missiles, skulls, warning labels, random numbers and characters. And green background.

[@MrBranh0913]

Spoken like a UX designer

[@juggalosoldier13b]

The green background is essential if you want to be 1337. The greener the background, the more skilled the hacker

[@cnjro]

And don't forget the rubiks cube animation.

[@Nick07900]

It's always nice to have red flashing lights in your room when something goes wrong, and have really techy looking lines with circles at the end

[@camerontrustham6863]

dont forget the rubiks cube vector model

[@topdog6843]

"I'll launch a cyber nuke" *Google's picture of nuclear weapon*

[@maplesyrup880]

Brian Donnelly Holy fuck

[@tylerh2429]

Brian Donnelly i clicked like on 999. I am the 1k

[@Anthua]

GamingVortex god in disguise

[@PythonPlusPlus]

That's actually one of the most accurate hacker habits. Hackers are too lazy to create their own resources, so they steal them from other people.

[@SulthanRrafi]

G4m3M4ni4c that's more like script kiddies though. Using other people's "hacking tool" and bragging about it in their facebook.

[@swatwithmk3777]

As a network engineer I agree that this one of the most accurate scenes but they forgot to hack the mainframe and launch a virus with a skull and crossbones on it

[@welshcrusade9837]

Meanwhile in other films: *sits down.* *Clickety click click* "okay, I've hacked into the military."

[@RoachDogg_JR]

"Which military?" "THE military! Don't ask questions, just hack!"

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

*Hackerman*

[@meem6227]

"I'm in"

[@RetroPlus]

Cymru am byth

[@frozetti]

Where in any movie/show ever have they ever used a mouse? That's what clickety click click is referring to, i guess?

[@Xantain]

Moms trying to pause an online game

[@Xantain]

Hoi!

[@luk4aaaa]

This is so true it hurts

[@Liam-qj8ti]

Xantain Skeletor

[@mythixchannel5098]

Xantain i relate to this on a spritual level

[@aoi2853]

lol

[@wopich9570]

When the cubes with number starting spinning I knew this was real shit.

[@ringboysforlife]

I'm your 100th like. Give me a cookie.

[@bbseaman2812]

@@ringboysforlife I have some 🍪🍪🍪🍪 And some of these💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[@canwehit1millionwithnovide47]

Oh yeah yeah

[@justfinetime8034]

Oh yeah yeah

[@demetraeconomou6096]

665 likes . Ive tried so hard and got so far .

[@ZelphTheWebmancer]

The hacking is super ridiculous but I love the interacting between the characters

[@jukihiw]

“I can launch a cyber-nuke” Shows pictures of actual nukes on all three screens 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rickyagain]

He got me there!!!!!

[@DuskGuy217]

The UX guy took his job seriously

[@fr3e.]

**Sends 10tb .zip bomb**

[@EddheadAce]

I was like "I mean I guess if you had your program set up a certain way with all these gratuitous visuals-" and then they said cybernuke and I snorted, then broke out into laughter upon seeing the visual of that. Oh my god.

[@RetroLuv_]

bro that’s not far from reality, you’ve clearly never fired LOIC before

[@romantisanon4647]

At least they didn’t say *“HACKING INTO THE MAINFRAME”*

[@Nick07900]

*OH NOES*

[@moesai2867]

And it's still the worse hacking scene known to current mankind

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Nice TWEWY pfp

[@bibbytenbillion]

yeah but they said cybernuke

[@mr.anemoia924]

I searched exactly that and this popped up

[@liberator48]

Hold 'F' To Hack.

[@jesseclark7105]

Press 'Q' To Use Ultimate Ability [Cyber Nuke]

[@eskihesap9985]

Russia when elections in a nutshell

[@2wongsdontmakearice588]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[@ChrisLesmerises]

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

[@the21kk3]

shut up ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[@yajurraghavan4193]

I watched a movie called "Don" 2022 where the hero was trying to hack into his college prof computer. He was checking his room for clues and took a paper and started writing shit like a genius. His first try failed. While he was trying come up with a 2nd password, his friend entered 1234 and the computer opened. Now that's real hacking.

[@jacobywafner]

No pop up asking to update windows, clearly unrealistic

[@benbaez6044]

I was thinking the same thing, mi amigo

[@nathankakaroth8807]

amigo amigo del Vladimir Putin

[@ArythemB]

who uses windows update any more

[@EpicNubie]

Mobile Monster linux...

[@tenentjason3731]

Mobile Monster C:/Users/. Clearly Windows.

[@yes1780]

What my grandparents see when I am fixing the WiFi connection.

[@CapitanBanana]

Same xddd

[@francesco5254]

Just switched it off and on 🤣🤣

[@borgaatalay182]

@Oh yea yea yeayea he got the joke tho

[@nyngan3004]

Oh yea yea yeayea You’re the definition of who not to be on the internet.

[@cedarsapling18]

what my grandparents saw when I toOK THE PLASTIC WRAPPING OFF OF THEIR ROUTER’S ANTENNA

[@b_28282]

How to make a hacking program: 1. Make a sick GUI 2. You're done

[@anotherrandomtexan25]

b 28282 you forgot number 3... profit

[@AflipKID91]

anotherrandomtexan25 skip number 2 as well

[@SL4PSH0CK]

b 28282 type "tree c:\" on cmd lol

[@avichalsharma3856]

ROFL

[@gorylek198]

it's like when I was playing new DOOM GAME I was thinking - if someone took time to design cool UI with alert about imnent demon invasion - you should probably think about what you are doing.

[@Whyareuhere_1847]

“Theres a firewall blocking me from entering so imma execute a launch of ice boulder with spinning hexagons to breach it”

[@yzyszn3774]

thats what my parents think im doing when the internet stops and i just go to restart the router

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

daniil postov my parents already restart the router before I even touch it.

[@torivolz7523]

daniil postov I litteraly hooked up my grandmas Wii and she said I should go into "technical stuff" I plugged in a HDMI cable to the TV and plugged the other cable into a wall yes I should go into "technical stuff"

[@LianCasablacks]

lmao so true

[@wellesradio]

I don't let my parents watch TV. They watch too much garbage. They can't understand why I don't own one.

[@emiliomagallon9490]

lol that sentence made my day xD

[@vysearcadia522]

Yes because all great hackers have an image of a nuke with a launch button when shit is about to hit the fan.

[@jesseclark7105]

If I had a program that nuked someone else's computer, I'd give it a sweet missile JPEG just to feel cool when I hit "Launch."

[@P4tchimus]

Not a gif? You make me sick.

[@noctusvolpes]

Vyse Arcadia Yeah. D...don't you?

[@blusky3591]

Vyse Arcadia 😂

[@samsimons1105]

Vyse Arcadia Three screens with the same picture... and they arnt in sync when he runs the system "nuke"😂😂😂

[@erazure.]

7.8/10 not enough spinning cubes

[@evanm3365]

eraZure Also, there is no ‘I’m in!’

[@joeblack9183]

Blinky boxes

[@devitomichael]

Ha ha, because nothing represents the vast unknown technological mysteries of the cyber-world like Rubic’s cubes within Rubic’s cubes that use the characters of dead Greek languages instead of the usual colored stickers - it’s so fucking ridiculous - what the serious fuck?!? My mother-in-law actually BRAGS to the rest of the family that I’m something more than a mere GENIUS because I (memorized the algorithms from a KZbin video) can solve a Rubic’s cube, it’s so fucking sad. And somehow, about every 6 months or so, she becomes convinced that I know EVERYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS when her VCR suddenly no longer “works” and it has somehow become MY responsibility to guarantee for the rest of her life that her Internet connection, WiFi, and VCR always work. I seriously get a call about every 6 months or so, in an entirely accusatory tone, as if I have somehow abandoned all responsibility and once again caused her VCR to malfunction, because SHE forgot how to switch over to her VCR or someone unplugged the HDMI or RCA cables or unplugged the VCR FUUUUCK ME!!!!

[@joeblack9183]

@@devitomichael LMFAO. Maybe you should tell her that the VCR is demanding a Bitcoin locker ransom! Lol

[@paullydeux2266]

ummm i believe they are called,"Blinky Boxes"

[@sebishoshocontostao1473]

All jokes aside, I've literally never seen a faker hacking scene in my life

[@metafate]

"you're good, but i am better...." *turns on ad-blocker*

[@redberyl9157]

a

[@alex2005z]

Pulls ethernet cable

[@Arisvfx69]

how the fuck do I keep find your comments meta

[@gabrielbattle7909]

​@Arisvfx69 it's fate

[@deydraniadiancecht8298]

Yep. Ethernet cable or wifi switch is a full proof way to stop all hacks. 2nd best is to use adblockers like AdGuard or MalWare Bytes. So simple.

[@Dimensiom]

I am going to demand a tuition refund. The computer security courses that I took as a requirement for my Computer Science degree never covered cyber-nukes.

[@judasiscariot2648]

Dimensiom Mine didn’t either, let’s sue.

[@bloodfiredrake7259]

Cambridge ripped me off!Of course THE BRITISH institutions would cheat a Pakistan.....again.

[@vlix123]

Dimensiom Nor blinky boxes

[@robinferizi9073]

I like how one of the commands was just: “start counterstrike” lol

[@Wolfeur]

So stupid… Everyone knows the actual command is "/etc/counterstrike/counterstrike", unless you have it in your path, of course

[@robinferizi9073]

@@Wolfeur Nah he probably did cd etc/counterstrike and is calling it from within the directory

[@robertl4522]

**CSGO starts**

[@robinferizi9073]

@@robertl4522 lol

[@cana0]

@@robertl4522 They asked for help to russian cheater

[@MrTlong2010]

I'm glad they nerfed cybernukes in Windows 11.

[@kamrankyarimov1683]

Movie Hacker’s #1 Rule: Never. Touch. Mouse.

[@karimblix4378]

Mouse what's that?

[@makatron]

Just watched again a month ago and those "high end" computer specs sound hilarious now

[@true7251]

well, if you work fully from prompt, why would you

[@Nikola95inYT]

@Brad Miller it's a very old technique, indeed. There where times, when a mouse had a rolling rubber ball in them, not every computer had a mouse.

[@udahluser]

That's also the objective of Vim

[@Nitro852]

"start counterstrike" steam opens

[@SreenikethanI]

**steam starts updating**

[@shiroyasha7324]

Yup

[@fazeroblox9779]

Shit csgo needs a update!

[@eternalconcern3932]

E N E M Y S P O T T E D

[@Nitro852]

- cyka bliat

[@cerdaspediaindonesia8926]

*Hacker films starter pack:* - A dark room (mostly mom's basement) - Randomly hit the keyboard, but never hit the space key - say "i'm in" if you have a hacking partner, or "bingo" if you do it alone. (There's more on replies).

[@aleph7056]

Does it come with the hoodie and three other monitors?

[@cerdaspediaindonesia8926]

@@aleph7056 ahh yes it does, and sunglasses too.

[@ruutiperse9223]

You also need "Im trying to get into mainframe"

[@UnworthyUnbeliever]

And typing Tree in CMD

[@aseliatheeternal202]

- opens notepad - And start typing some random rubbish in lol

[@BigSlimyBlob]

Sometimes you see a video title and just know with 100% certainty that it's sarcasm. Even knowing what to expect... I was not prepared.

[@Jaylio]

*_When you download music from a MP3 converter_*

[@deedeexYT]

What an underrated comment!

[@Crunkmaster]

damn, i've gotta be on the fbi's watch list with how many times i've done that

[@kalejuice5701]

S a m e

[@captainbarbossa5325]

Accurate

[@p_eabean]

KZbin to mp3 anyone? 😂

[@701elie]

You forgot: *hacker says some techy geeky stuff that means nothing* Protagonist: ENGLISH PLEASE??

[@sammycw2000]

Tommy Khoury And your OTHER weapon?

[@freresistercineastas.7023]

Or: Password needed *try password* *big red alert appears saying: ACCESS DENIED*

[@iggypeters5564]

Tommy Khoury the computer buisness is too competitive

[@rjnash2610]

Audience: CRINGE (and then dies).

[@rickw9291]

FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES

[@TheDiamond872]

Have you tried putting it in rice?

[@foriwill7384]

Tbh once my phone stopped working, i put it in a bag of rice for 3 hours, it worked!

[@mystical2846]

Nah have you tried pouring water on it?

[@rey4059]

Zuver you must throw your phone from 3 floors to make it work again

[@jucoyu7460]

have you tried setting it off and on?

[@true7251]

in Russia we use Podoroznik

[@labrat4421]

I love how the cgi cubes have random symbols on them instead of numbers or even just symbols found on a normal keyboard. Like do they think computers run on some secret hieroglyphic language??

[@kajetanzarzycki4587]

1:00 "you are good, but i am better" *Launches cyber dogs to chase off the cats from the screen*

[@caseyaulbach7693]

Cyber water gun

[@monickverma2944]

😂😂

[@panlis6243]

Oh ye it's big brain time

[@alexanderbarbour3887]

or just presses alt+f4 to close them

[@noaheben555]

This has just killed me😂😂😂

[@lukashirmgard4505]

*_Real hacking_* - "What's the name of your dog and its age"

[@hrishabhdivya]

Lol... That so fucking true haha

[@mikekoh7690]

JOHN! 16

[@noobslayer9291]

More like Hijacking

[@ninadammerstern3966]

That's literally my password. I guess I should change it now

[@colonelburton8451]

Or, you could just try "123456", "qwerty" and "password"

[@trobertw]

Imagine what the very tech-literate animators who made all the progress bars and sound effects were thinking.

[@AuxenceF]

They do these on purpose to see what they can get away with

[@alpha4935]

Knowing graphic or sound design doesn't mean you know cybersecurity.

[@TPRM1]

I’m a doc, and I imagine it’s similar to how I feel when I see any hospital scene. TV Doc: “Listen carefully, Nurse: I want 1000ml of 0.9% sodium chloride, at a rate of 125ml per hour, and *watch* for hypovolaemic shock! STAT!” (Terrified) TV Nurse: “Yes Doctor, right away!” - - Me IRL: “Mate, can you give her a bottle of the house white please?” (Highly-qualified/-competent) Nurse IRL: “Yeah, saline or Hartmann’s?” Me: “I don’t care.” N: “How quickly?” Me: “Whatever you like; I’m going for a cigarette.”

[@546-apoorvaranjan7]

@@trobertw ???

[@prathameshtakane7354]

yeah you have so much knowledge to make things better but you gotta do what client wants.

[@ArcanePath360]

When the writers are absolutely clueless and the actors go along with it. 😄😄

[@engineergaming5478]

"I'm gonna launch a cybernuke" *North Korea would like to know your location*

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

*Kim Jong Un has entered the chat* 😂

[@Crankiebox99]

*KIM IL SUNG HAS REJOINED THE SERVER*

[@jo3nama696]

1000th like

[@estebandsandovall]

*The US has invaded the chat*

[@CayeDaws]

More like America, NK is too scared to drop a bomb.

[@victorjun2421]

Ah yes, the *_Cybernuke_* . Taking out those pesky hackers has never been easier, just the press of a button.

[@thatonegoodcommenter141]

Can’t hack the station when there’s no WiFi HA! Every other person there uploading stuff on computers: well shit

[@Ziomaletto]

Adam Jensen: Hold my Nuke Software.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Fork bomb? But if he can do that, he can do pretty much anything.

[@neutrin0329]

Ah yes I love when I’ve compromised enough machines to unlock my cyber killstreak abilities

[@iROMine]

It'll fry their whole system!

[@davidt01]

"Just hack, hack..." The more you press buttons on the keyboard, the more you are hacking :D

[@zerrocool809]

David Tierney you forgot the word random bevor Buttons

[@paullydeux2266]

the more blinky boxes the better

[@NortelGeek]

Reminds me of that Family Guy clip: C'mon! ... Do math!

[@sinisterMOS]

😁😁😁underrated comment

[@bravomike4734]

I played a game that had this exact features. Stealth Hunter 2, basically when you hack you have a time limit and to hack you gotta type shit as fast as possible. You’re typing random shit but the character is typing like command prompt accurate instructions code. I think this was in Splinter Cell 1 too.

[@marcocoelhohome]

I believed the title for about 4 seconds, then I never laught so hard in my life.

[@aero_xxi]

"i can launch a cybernuke but it will completely fry the system." are you serious? *(clipart image of a rocket on the screen)* oh.. he's serious...

[@lmquan082]

aero. Cybernuke!!!

[@yahyarisqi7879]

Ikr 😂 well yeah you could create a virus called cybernuke if you like but that image of rocket tho

[@apereason3057]

I’m afraid that was our last cyber nuke we don’t have anymore

[@miningpieeater9342]

ahhaha

[@jackyniu5194]

aero. Cyber nuke: send a message to the guy that runs the WiFi company server to unplug all the plugs. Op

[@tamadelrey26]

they started counter strike...and now they must rush B...

[@PumuduPerera]

lol, best comment :P

[@Yakuzaboss22]

ROOSH B! ROOSH B! CYKA BLYAT

[@johndtha]

Здравствуйте товарищ, rush b!!!

[@rahulraj39]

silver tactics rush b

[@ballsrgrossnugly]

If you want the most accurate hacking show on the planet, go to csicyber.com If you don't believe me, try it!

[@tw3f4tes52]

Me showing my friends how to change font color in command prompt

[@abacaxi4713]

Wait, there is a way to change the collor? :0

[@stan5794]

Yeah you can do it in one line but I forgot how.

[@tw3f4tes52]

_Audi_ You just write "color a" and it'll turn green I think. Swap out the a with other letters or numbers to get other colors

[@братволк-р7я]

color 0a good old times ;DDD

[@rouvenlink5072]

HAHAHAHA i've been there

[@darkin1484]

What are these amateurs... they missed so many key steps.. Did not crack knuckles before starting, did not say "hacking into the mainframe" , did not say "im in" at the end. Also never showed any skull emoji after hacking. Absurd... such amateurs.

[@joshlagreca]

this episode was brought to you by NordVPN

[@mjetektman9313]

Aaaaaaand TunnelBear

[@veketal]

I would use it, but I don't have money. I can't watch Flash season 4 anywhere!!!!

[@katsisvi8097]

Shiny Vegetable Season 5 do you mean?

[@veketal]

@@katsisvi8097 What do you mean? I don't live in America. And it finally came to Netflix yesterday. So now I am waiting for Arrow season 6.

[@katsisvi8097]

Shiny Vegetable Oh, who was your last villain? DeVoe is Season 4, Savitar is 3, Cicada is 5

[@nathandrake8185]

Why not just open task manager and end "hack.exe"?

[@dsupredsupre7963]

Nathan Drake no need , you could just open hack.exe and close it by clicking the little red close button

[@Piotrek7654321]

Nathan Drake If you're running hack.exe process, it's too late for anything.

[@Hollexian]

its actually hack.bat

[@matthewscala3828]

try turning off and back on

[@patthetech]

New format: "notthehack.vbs" ;)

[@matman000000]

I'm supposed to be breaching the firewall but this one hacker keeps nuking my ass.

[@swign7528]

Mattchester is it the hacker27?

[@ShinyBlazeCharzard]

Allan Liu who is the Hacker27?

[@krampfkartoffel9941]

Blaze Charzard legends are saying, that he was the first hacker ever

[@Revlos]

People say he can hack the White House in a single keystroke

[@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109]

RevlosThePaladin He once destroyed a whole firewall with a single click

[@SamS-zu8up]

Wouldn't 40 cat videos just sound broken, not like one video with a ton of cats?

[@dblaze23]

Man started playing counter strike in between a hack. Respect.

[@rs660alec]

Bro I saw the same thing 🤣

[@medisop1003]

Where?

[@Ruizex_guitar]

@@medisop1003 0:44 😂😂😂

[@hecker9772]

The people asking "where" thought they opened the game

[@Daniel-ej8ll]

This scene is so bad I thought they were legit about to open css and pretend to hack with the server browser

[@littlekimmy3345]

As a guy who spends his days in a black hoodie accessing the US government, NASA, and the nuclear codes for Russia while aim botting counterstrike on a second monitor I can confirm this is 100% realistic.

[@MunyuShizumi]

Enjoy your NSA visit for aimbotting CS.

[@Kpelz]

Can you hack a social media account just for fun and if you're successful we might proceed to a bank hack

[@wooferjr169]

@@Kpelz I need your funding for me to hack bank accounts just a small loan if a million dollars will do

[@hendrik6720]

for years u.s. launch codes were strings of all 0s, so if we were attacked we could respond as fast as possible.

[@littlekimmy3345]

@@Kpelz ez work

[@ColtonBCasey]

I swear people who use the word "hack" for stuff like this are the kind of people who think you can overrun the US government with an iPhone

[@breadgeorge_]

What are you talking about??! You should really play watchunderscoredogs 1 and 2, they show the REAL hacking process.

[@breadgeorge_]

@@Koala990 You could've said hack ≠ crack. But since you started it, if he's bigger doesn't mean he's a ni-

[@Koala990]

@@breadgeorge_ oH nO hE sAiD dA n wOrLD1111111!1?1!1!11!1!1!666420iliketurtlez

[@braisinran7663]

That's why you use an android instead.

[@trinity_null]

Hacking is when you use technology for an unintended but useful purpose

[@robincairo]

It’s been really long since I laughed so hard. Thank you!

[@tk_wag5499]

Clearly unrealistic, no pop up asking to update windows

[@kimi1845]

TK_WAG5.TwitchTV or adobe

[@Secretcodrin]

That's because Kali, which I forgot what os was, it's the best for *hacking*

[@BriveAW]

@@Secretcodrin kali linux

[@hellyfire4501]

Yep pop up want gain 5 inchie . Com

[@xshadow193]

r/itsaunixsystem

[@junofall]

I'm a cybersecurity student and can confirm the accuracy of this scene.

[@kopi6850]

Damn i remember the faster we type the better we hack

[@josephdoria5237]

Hacking is basically a quick-time button mash after all

[@kevinbedard27]

Stay in school, my friend. If you think this scene is accurate, you're not ready to graduate yet.

[@andreffrosa]

@@kevinbedard27 can't you see it was joking?

[@franciscof7130]

How many "cyber-nukes" you have launched?

[@MeepMeep88]

I can tell it's real because they're typing fast. And EVERYONE knows the faster you type, the better hacker you are. = Movie Logic

[@danyul4u186]

Candi Soda Ahem this is actually tv show logic

[@Berlinwood27]

Candi Soda honesty thats pretty damn true. Hackers type fast as shit

[@MeepMeep88]

Berlinwood27 Lol alright...

[@MeepMeep88]

Jason Conner LOL

[@camronme917]

Candi Soda jdnamekelancnsnxlxlzlandnfldlznafnfksk ... .002 seconds. You sir, have been hacked

[@XUNAIN]

The hell?! GTA was so off about their hacking mini games. Thank you for educating me

[@niko7877]

*>start counterstrike* CSGO launches

[@jobs.1518]

Nick Yolo

[@Remnant5607]

A yolo

[@niko7877]

I have a perfectly good reason why my name has Yolo

[@niko7877]

And that is I was 13 at the time

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

The bomb has been planted

[@simonbullows]

They missed the badguy putting a gun to the software engineer head to increase the speed of the counter hack.

[@ianv3180]

*Typing speed and forehead sweat intensifies*

[@pinknet9811]

I read badguy as baldguy

[@dariobarisic3502]

@@pinknet9811 That works too, I guess.

[@joemann0392]

Unsubscribe from t series infidel

[@Crankiebox99]

LMAO

[@kg2306]

The hardest part about hacking is always having to design a new way for the files to delete themselves on the screen into a skull shape

[@_DarkEmperor]

We need Linux GUI based on movies about hackers.

[@greghannibal]

But that's the most important part!

[@Ehvelynne]

lmao

[@fernandotrevinocastro1018]

Did you see that matrix spinning cubes? That's how you know there hacking for reals

[@john3260]

💀

[@aarav6891]

>start counterstrike >launches counterstrike source

[@ravoik2894]

"I can launch a cyber-nuke" god that is gold

[@fatitankeris6327]

They didn't gain access to their system, but they still could send some frying code apparently...)

[@dogol284]

It’s like when someone says they’ll call the Cyber-Police

[@falckftw8939]

And what’s even better is that there are three missiles onscreen with the big red button too.

[@DarthMeteos]

Is that a go for launch?

[@3ipolarBear]

But then you'll be tried for cyber warcrimes in the virtual geneva convention!

[@alexhooper27]

"They're hacking our system!" "Okay, then disconnect it from the internet."

[@1FireyPhoenix]

XD go to the rear of the server and unplug the power cable.

[@LilyoftheLake14]

@@1FireyPhoenix But only after you try having 2 people use a single keyboard together to stop the hacker.

[@moddingdudes7055]

Airodump-ng

[@marc-andremartineau443]

When microsoft CS contact you first.

[@dodecahedron1]

@@1FireyPhoenix too risky, a sudden power loss like that might destroy the data they're trying to protect

[@SpacePorridge]

1:21 I love how they ended up being exactly in the centre of the circle

[@minignoux4566]

they localised them, THEN localised them

[@pissman7777]

i would like this but it’s at 69

[@minignoux4566]

@@pissman7777 we do not care about 69

[@cristian-bull]

@@pissman7777 he is lying, we care about 69

[@ConstantDerivative]

@@cristian-bull apparently other people do not

[@JasonTechSF]

I don’t remember the TV show or movie, but there is a hacking scene where the computer screen shows a button that says “click here to start hacking”. Of course, the hacker clicks on it.

[@ItsNotZephy]

*when you try a VPN for the first time*

[@coolguy02536]

I'm so naughty

[@kjvacp]

I was waiting for them to launch Sub7 and flip their mouse buttons.

[@Kanerade]

@@dukeofwellington8249 90%*

[@sanjeevdandin9350]

@@dukeofwellington8249 LMAO I'm ded😂😂😂

[@Sledge-k7k]

@@dukeofwellington8249 fuck you mate. That's super hilarious. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@morissmor]

>start counterstrike.....you can't make this shit up

[@anthrax3404]

Is it 1.6, Source, or GO? We need to ask some real questions right now.

[@benparry3423]

Phoenix Issa ISSA KNIFE

[@powerusr]

im gonna launch you my cybernuke.

[@flashoveruel4977]

pass me the AWP I got these fuckers!

[@AlexZebol]

>start RUSH B - *a team of russian SPETSNAZ rushes into the room*

[@Hynet1]

">start counterstrike" Valve, you seriously need to stop this hacker problem.

[@fazeroblox9779]

@Spydr yeah im real scared, if you cheat today when your on your deathbed you will get a notification that you are banned.

[@obiwankenobi5168]

@Drool VAC Valve Allows Cheats

[@lindigj]

When he said "you are good but I am better" I got chills