"Full Metal Hope" - (1/6) Star Wars meets Full Metal Jacket

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[@thegoouch]

The rebellion would have been crushed under Darth Gunney

[@SCARRIOR]

*Vietnam Flashbacks*

[@basterdhayes2275]

Stephen Powell happy happy joy joy by the joker check that shit out lol

[@AlexLopez-vm7uq]

Stephen Powell Lmfaooooo XD

[@evilubuntu9001]

Bullshit. Remember the rule of two? Darth Pyle struck down his master, Darth Gunney, and became one with the Force (dark side). And then Darth Joker became the master, and Darth Cowboy his apprentice. And they would have crushed that VC rebellion if it wasn't for that small band of rebels. I have over analyzed this.

[@bromodragone8405]

Death Man *OTFLMAS*

[@borgheis]

"Holy Jesus. YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT" I can't breathe.

[@cavscout678]

Davide95 that part is pure gold.

[@TheNextDr]

I am still laughing/crying at this part! PURE GOLD!! R.I.P.

[@kekons23]

no ur not crying

[@TheNextDr]

Still hilarious!!

[@MrRobjs83]

it was supposed to be his breakfast the day of Order 66 but Obi Wan raided the fridge and stole it. Hense he didn't have anything to eat all day and was not himself. This could have all been avoided if Obi Wan made it up by getting him a Snickers.

[@edwardgaines6561]

2:55 *"CHOKE YOURSELF!"* Oh. My. God. That fits so *PERFECTLY!* How did I *NOT* see the connection?

[@davidringwald5815]

Tip for survival around Darth Hartman: don't insult the Virgin Mary.

[@nastynate956]

i shit my pants laughing

[@goldenboi7685]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@saltysergeant4284]

@@davidringwald5815 ....and no John Wayne jokes.

[@CalebDor]

I cannot stop laughing. That is Perfect!

[@GeneralOlde]

2:00-2:01 The synergy between Vader's mannerisms and Ermey's voiceover is astounding.

[@guybrush1701]

That was hilarious!

[@simonmultiverse6349]

Awesome!

[@christianvennemann9008]

4:02 - 4:23 too 🤣🤣

[@crapsmalloy7273]

Missed a golden opportunity: (Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber) VADER: "That is not your daddy's shotgun, Cowboy!"

[@666madmonk]

Oh, yeah, that fits right in!!

[@AncapOtaku]

I don't know if that would have worked considering that it's a lightsaber although I might be taking the phrase to literally

[@Jerry-mv8sm]

Ancap Otaku yes, yes you are.

[@markedwards5000]

Yes one of the lines from that movie that stuck in my head all these yrs ..

[@topdawg324]

@@666madmonk that's what she said

[@kingscorpion7346]

if R. Lee Ermey ever got to see this, he would have been so proud and honored...

[@victorspell1]

KingScorpion73 "Vader, you are one sorry ass piece of spage age shit!"

[@RB01.10]

This was posted about a year before he passed, so maybe.

[@ericlondon5731]

It was my privileged to meet R. Lee at an NRA convention about 15 years ago. He was signing autographs. This was one of the most polite and kindest celebs I have ever seen, the very oppasant of the tough military charter so well played. We all lost greatly when he passed.

[@Dantheman526]

He would of got a kick out of it lol

[@FailureInSociety2007]

We will pray for R Lee ermey let him rest in peace with GOD

[@quickmotor]

"The perfect crossover doesn't exi-"

[@classact9557]

Lord Gunny: "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!!! Who's the slimy little Communist-shit, twinkle-toed, cock-sucker down here, WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?????!!!!!!"

[@travisreed1730]

"What is your MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!"

[@cyruslanebeatenhead417]

Avatar the last airbender meet full metal jacket Azula voice gunnery sergeant Hartman

[@MrRobjs83]

I wouldn't say perfect but they definitely did a good job with all 6 episodes of this 😂😂😅😅

[@drewmcduffie1778]

I like the part where he’s yelling at everyone.

[@mickfunny4185]

drew mcduffie also where he’s hitting everyone

[@rickconnolly5006]

I too, like that part

[@wokejoke2675]

I must have missed it

[@yes-qw6om]

no shit, counter woosh

[@doughesson]

When was he *NOT* hitting everyone?

[@edwardmcintosh7952]

"Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?" "Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't conjured up the death star plans.." "CHOKE YOURSELF!" Amazingly done

[@zrowe0233]

Edward McIntosh “YOU GADDAMM COMMUNIST HEATHEN”

[@lewisjones411]

Edward McIntosh HE WILL B REMEMBERED 4EVER RIP MR ERMEY!

[@jawafreak230]

Edward McIntosh Splendid indeed

[@Sly92590]

Edward McIntosh 😂🤣

[@erykbing3587]

666 likes o.o

[@ForumArcade]

"Holy Jeezus" Marching up on Obi Wan Kenobi. "YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!"

[@Solaris_102]

“And a few limbs”

[@JohnSmiffer]

The best part lol

[@zerobyte802]

When Darth is walking up to Obi Wan, I would’ve used “Now you listen and you listen good. I want that weapon and I want it now”

[@otakurocklee]

Ah, that would have been perfect!

[@tomboysamusmemeposting]

I agree, that would be very perfect

[@dewjade4897]

Only if the tone of his voice of that line was loud lol

[@raydonahue1978]

Sometimes speaking seriously is better than speaking loudly.

[@terminatorx8285]

4:00 What every Stormtrooper & imperial officer there is thinking: " Don't say anything... Stand perfectly still... Don't draw any attention... Ignore him, he will just go away and won't kill me"

[@rcschmidt668]

All the troopers shooting and “This is my rifle, and this is my gun.”

[@Karlsefni964]

*Obi-Wan walks into the room* Vader: Holy Jesus....

[@andrucruz3751]

Crazy Jay 😂😂😂 yep

[@RT42069]

YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!!!!

[@andrucruz3751]

The Killer Clown.... omg 😂😂😂

[@joelwilcox6931]

Proof positive He IS jesus!

[@mikeymartin4575]

"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!"

[@cesarvargas5588]

2:00 that edit was too good.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

when I saw your comment I suspected it was that clip! it looks like Vader's really saying "well! no shit..." lol

[@cesarvargas5588]

MyoclonicJerkCough too good lol

[@TheNextDr]

I had to pause right there because I bust out laughing!!

[@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren]

Cesar Vargas well? no shit!

[@captainshenanigans5385]

Who said that WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT 😂

[@noahsherwood2445]

Darth Vader just got so much more terrifying.

[@E.AllTheAbove]

"A New Metal Jacket" "A New Jacket" "A Jacket of Hope" "A Full Metal Jacket of Hope"

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

"Jacket: A Full Metal Story"

[@davincent98]

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker it's a good thing that Captain America can't see this, or he'll tell you to watch your language

[@travisreed1730]

"Return Of The Sarge."

[@matthewsoucy9073]

The Full Metal Jacket Awakens

[@MrShutupbro]

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN *door closes* Started dying 😂

[@Csrumk]

RIP Gunny

[@greymajickjedi]

Think the terminal laughter from this caused his early demise?

[@Csrumk]

Absolutely.

[@RevoltingRudi]

wait what? did´t noticed it! .-(

[@hotep2510]

Way to kill the moment... But yes, he will be missed

[@rynolavson6960]

He's in heaven training the next generation of Angel warriors

[@GorillaStorhigin]

This is gold. Couldn't stop laughing, but I broke apart at 4:26

[@setsers1]

😆

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

The scene should have been written that way originally - the prequels would be way better

[@arbiterftw]

I'm afraid lord Vader has grown senile, he keeps referring to everyone as private pyle.

[@gfarrell80]

Yeah, I don't think it would have been too hard to edit out Private Pyle and Joker. Could have been seamless! Except for the couple contexts where 'Joker' fits.

[@arbiterftw]

@@gfarrell80 what do we have here? A fuckin comedian! Lol I think that's part of what makes it funnier, like he doesn't care/want to learn anyone's actual name and that's comedy gold

[@underworld323]

Probably someone he knew that died during the clone wars

[@daniellove162]

I think he just called every fkup a Private Pyle instead of a Dumb Ass.

[@mikemcgown6362]

That's not senility, that's just attitude! He doesn't have to learn their names to demand their attention.

[@hokage64th]

This. Is. Gold.

[@lewisjones411]

PillsburyDoughboy THIS IS FUNNY!

[@fabulousfrance]

2:06 "do you suck d..ks?" "Yes sir!"

[@taylorkupferer7283]

Gold? More like weaponized uranium

[@davidcalhoun788]

Fucking Platinum!

[@x.y.8581]

This. is. STUPID!

[@godfather3002]

Anakin really lost it after his duel on mustafar

[@terminatorx8285]

I'm pretty sure everyone in the empire is aware that he's completely lost it, and that he now believes he's a US Marines drill sergeant... but I'm sure everyone is far too afraid to confront him about it.

[@RT42069]

@@terminatorx8285 drill *instructor*. The army has drill sgts, not the usmc

[@terminatorx8285]

@@RT42069 Well I'm an Army Veteran, so that's what was ingrained my mind. I do know that you better never call any sergeant in the army "sir", and you better never leave "sir" out when addressing a Marine drill... Instructor... Lol, I got it. Thanks for the heads up.👍

[@MrRobjs83]

well Anakin was saving a jelly 🍩 for himself for breakfast but Obi Wan ate it that morning so he didn't have anything to eat all day, no wonder he turned.

[@LordMaul619]

I think he just developed a low tolerance for everyone’s BS 😉

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

ho-lee jesus *YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!!* taking KZbin drama to the next level.

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

2:55 Vader didn’t use the Force here. He didn’t have to. His words carry so much power that when he tells someone “choke yourself,” their body has no choice but to obey.

[@AdamG1983]

RIP R. LEE Press F to pay respect to the Man.

[@gwyn3219]

f

[@annatudor4069]

F

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

F

[@jaredgagnon7342]

F

[@jaimesilva4483]

F

[@stardude2006]

Okay .... This is PURE GOLD !!!!! A potty mouthed anger filled gung ho US Marine Drill Sargent Dark Lord of the Sith 😂

[@drengr8691]

*Sergeant

[@KN1GHTMARE8807]

US Marines have Drill Instructors. Still a good video, though. LMFAO 😆

[@kevinmcmillin870]

@@drengr8691 Instructor*

[@mkiel705]

Talk About Issues

[@michaelmckinnon1591]

R Lee Ermey actually was a Marine Corps Drill Instructor, he wasn't angry and you wouldn't want to see him when he was.

[@godncountry8323]

Vader sees Obi-Wan: HOLY JESUS!!!!

[@PhoenixT70]

YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!

[@turdmanjones59]

4:26

[@jojoheartspaypay]

The Virgin Mary scene is PRICELESS.

[@TheMosinCrate]

"You owe me for one jelly donut" LMAO

[@Eotarc]

That was probably the best one of them all.

[@SkaarMk4]

Eotarc nah the virgin Mary part was the best done

[@jakanmandan2015]

2:06 had me laughing so hard

[@midas8510]

Yee

[@thatcanadian6698]

Same here. I had to replay the video to hear all the dialogue I missed by laughing.

[@ordinaryaverageguy]

Yesir

[@eddiekalista3222]

I had to pause the video to recover.

[@oddballmkiii9640]

F*cking same! Oh God help me, I CAN’T BREATHE! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@rowdsterrex7845]

"YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!" Probably a grudge from 2nd grade.

[@markfrank5937]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun." 😂😂😂

[@nevanramirez8287]

*door slams on his face*

[@matejajanic6932]

@@nevanramirez8287 *is holding a lightsaber*

[@williammunny9916]

*_John 10.9 I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture. 10 The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more abundantly._* _Jesus Christ loves you. Repent and be saved. Only Jesus Christ saves. God bless you, and the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Spirit be with you all.._

[@generalchang2217]

I love this bad ass Vader Drill instructor without mercy.

[@tednugent-hopkis]

You should have had where Darth Vader says "your powers are week old man" have gunney yell "you climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

[@greymajickjedi]

HIRE THIS MAN FOR FUTURE EDITS! 😁😁😄😁😃😁😀

[@charliecopeland50]

"YOU owe me for one jelly donut!!!" Now that I've heard Vader scream that at Kenobi ... it makes it all the funnier.

[@Emiester1130]

1:31 The way Vader motions when he says get out. I’ve never seen a dub over match the scene so accurately.

[@CliffuckingBooth]

Rest in peace R. Lee. You are one with the force again

[@AvengerII]

Gunny Vader: What do we do for a living? TIE fighter pilots: KILL, KILL, KILL!

[@blueskadoo1402]

I'm a simple man, I saw Gunneys head on Darth Vader in the thumbnail, had to click.

[@111highgh]

Blueskadoo You also have no brain.

[@greymajickjedi]

You were not disappointed!

[@wadepenley7220]

I saw the same thing but it was worth it lol

[@terminatorx8285]

You did that on purpose, you wanted to be different!!!

[@iNeverHadMercy]

1:27 "You're damaged goods, lady...." 😂😂😂

[@dmcnabb2226]

"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!" I 🤣😁🤣

[@randomstormtrooper1529]

Send this to LucasFilms, this'll teach them to make quality content

[@edwardgaines6561]

Random Stormtrooper Fuck Kathleen Kennedy!

[@cmolodiets]

too late

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

@@edwardgaines6561 They should put a true fan

[@ohgary]

Sorry they are now working for The Mouse and don’t much care about quality...

[@victorspell1]

Reinaldo Maciel Gunny: They are a bunch of hopeless Mickey Mouse shit! If I ran Star Wars, the force will be stronger! They will not laugh, they will not cry! They will learn by the numbers! I will teach them!"

[@assaultguy859]

You deserve a Hell of alot more subscribers.

[@n10485]

LMAO! Wow, everything lined up perfectly! Great job man!

[@krazipynaple]

😉 Gunnery Sergeant Vader, senior Sith instructor, I presume.

[@jacksonmemoa7101]

Knightmare Gaming and Airsoft there's a nightmare paintball. Delete your channel

[@Papashaft]

“Have you ever heard the story of Full Metal Jacket? It’s a story most marines would cry over..”

[@Spartan87667]

Who else is here in December 2019? 😂

[@alexroyuela3612]

Tim Montoya me

[@dicktacossimulatedsportsne4364]

Me

[@10GaugeManiac]

Eyooo

[@kevcatnip7589]

uuuuuuu

[@ohgary]

Ohgary from frosty New England

[@karlsmith2570]

I'm betting that R. Lee Ermy is having a good laugh watching this in the afterlife

[@gangsterskull3357]

Yup I can hear his laugh from the heavens

[@thekidfromcleveland3944]

Who ever did this is an absolute genius

[@shorelockhomes943]

True.

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

True, and he has a lot more.

[@paine5479]

This is one of the few reasons that the internet exists.

[@curtishammer748]

4:02 Should have cut to the Stormtroopers saying "Iyss thayt yoou, Jahn Wayne? Iys thiys mayee?"

[@tednugent-hopkis]

RIP R Lee Ermey Thank you for your service Condolences to his family 🇺🇸

[@AvengerII]

Thank you, R Lee Ermey! The only drill sergeant who made me laugh. I laughed the first time I heard your voice in any entertainment context over 20 years ago, and I'm still laughing now!

[@mmwlyg]

"GET OUT OF MY FACE" "Well... no shit. What we got here a fucking comedian" "Nobody huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it" "Ho-ly Jesus." Funniest parts 😂😂

[@medusagorgon8432]

“Choke yourself!”, hmm on second thought I’ll just do it for you.

[@cerberus9832]

Of this was a thing those troopers actually might hit something with those blasters

[@canceritself1854]

R.I.P R. Lee Ermey, you will remain an icon of constant laughter.

[@finaltouchstudio_]

Sees Obi-Wan "Holy Jesus... YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!"

[@flyballoon-]

Nicolas Matteo I guess obi wan owed lord gunny a jelly doughnut

[@omop-zfg6044]

flyballoon 11-99 they had jelly donuts at every war council meeting during the clone wars. The last one anakin was late to, obi wan took the final jelly donut before anakin could get it. 😂

[@Ranger215able]

no wonder he tried tried to kill Obi Wan

[@MrRobjs83]

they got Duncan Donuts the night before Order 66 and Obi Wan ate the last one Anakin was saving for himself for breakfast so he went the whole day without eating and the rest is history

[@theitalianstallion973]

HOLY JESUS………U OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!

[@TheQuincyEdwards]

I find this two years after it’s inception and it’s still the best thing ever.

[@vicsvinny8123]

4:03 with captions on is just perfect

[@gizzardsnatcher]

I lost it when he told Obi Wan "you owe me for one jelly donut!" Lol

[@67cuda38]

R.I.P. Gunny ! Way to connect nerds, and military !

[@jeremyfrost2636]

Are nerds not supposed to like war movies? I've loved films like Full Metal Jacket all my life lol. I thought that kind of movie was very popular with nerds.

[@s.n.a.k.e.o.i.l.e.r]

"This is my saber, and this is for fun"

[@pelicanbeater6100]

When the Gunney passed away its a good thing for all of us he went to the "good side" of the force.

[@classact9557]

He has truly become one with the Force.

[@nikosfilipino]

"CHOKE YOURSELF." ded.

[@korbens.8960]

Rip R Lee Ermey

[@nhcleaked5040]

0:41 love this part af

[@purpleepicicon]

"You owe me for one jelly doughnut!" I about died laughing.

[@WhiteMonteSS]

This is the greatest thing I ever seen i my life

[@greymajickjedi]

Full Metal Disney.

[@greymajickjedi]

+Sergeant Loyce hmmmm....

[@doughesson]

+Sergeant Loyce Seige at Firebase Gloria was a good war flick too.

[@JockyCGE]

When Vader said "Holy Jesus" while waiting for Obi Wan, killed me. VoiceUnder you're paying for my hospital bill.

[@calvinevans8305]

2:02 hahaha, you got me bro. This is gold.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

3:58 I love how Vader seems not to know it was the guy right in front of him that just gave the report and he goes wandering off screen calling out and threatening whoever spoke. I just picture the officers there shitting themselves wondering wtf Vader was talking about and how far he was going to take this madness LOL

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Darth Vader's showdown with Obi-wan... "Ho-ly Jesus. YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!" LMFAO

[@xpumpman]

Jeeeezz... you should have warned me before I hit that last bowl.......I can`t breath

[@cmolodiets]

3:24 I will gouge jar jar's eyeballs.... why Jar Jar!!!?

[@busterschannel4794]

Damn Carrie Fisher was so hot. Star wars died when she did.

[@wabisabi3343]

I love how this essentially just transforms Darth Vader into a raving lunatic (possibly a senile one.) And let's be honest here, is he not?

[@darthwrath4887]

My favorite part is at 4:27 lol

[@Kway773]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time...my two fav movies in one omg😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justinc882]

God this never gets old

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

This...is a modern art masterpiece!

[@daviddimalanta259]

YOU OWE ME FOR ONEJELLY DONUT!

[@nickbarber3315]

You mean “ A New Jacket”

[@seanambrose2071]

what about Rise of the Jacket and the Last Jacket? We are waiting for this.

[@monkeysackskin]

Emperor Palpatine- Okay who's the wiseass who set Vaders suit to drill sergeant mode. He had me doing push ups at 4 am !

[@johnnymoreno5065]

Lmaoo😂😂😂

[@stuffandthangs1358]

Did anyo else notice he called 3 different people Joker and 2 people Pile lol😂😂

[@stuffandthangs1358]

VoiceUnder lol that's true

[@sethchiaroproductions2171]

Stuff And Thangs I had a squad leader that called everyone richard

[@daveygivens735]

I think "Pyle" was a term of endearment for Vader.

[@joelellis7035]

"I had a squad leader that called everyone richard" You mean he called everyone "Dick'?

[@MasterMolded]

Lol piles of shit.

[@Kevinwayne199]

I haven't laughed this hard in all my life. Except for the first time I saw Impractical Jokers..

[@Kevinwayne199]

Von Sheely ,why?

[@TREVORVADER]

kevin that’s a great show

[@drengr8691]

You mean Impractical Private Jokers

[@joshuabessire9169]

I liked in the second act where the Death Star gunner is randomly blasting planets shouting "Get some!"

[@tiptoppervga]

Obi-Wan: **ignites lightsaber** Darth Gunnery: WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS!?

[@radiateddalek842]

It's gonna be awkward when Luke finds out Gunnery is his father...

[@battlecross8540]

RadiatedDalek Darth Gunny: What is yer major malfunction? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough? Luke: You are my father! Darth Gunny: Fuck you maggot!

[@greymajickjedi]

i wonder if he saw this before he died (or if this had anything to do with it).

[@eddieguererro46]

"Holy jesus.... YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!" I almost pissed myself.

[@warlaker]

At the beginning he should've introduced himself "I'm your Senior Drill Instructor!"

[@theitalianstallion973]

4:02 I couldn’t stop laughing here I almost puked 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@darklord8995]

Hey Jeff

[@CsuarezFla]

sees obi wan: "holy Jesus! you owe me for one jelly donut! what are you waiting for im gonna rip your balls off!" i died at that part.

[@thenightcapnebulapod]

This was just what I needed this morning.

[@Mr_L1n4x]

1:16 gold just gold OMG I almost die laughing

[@AncientLiteratureDude]

Doing funny voices with anything Star Wars related is just gold, and these videos are the cream of the crop. I love it.

[@Deez_Nubz]

"You owe me for one jelly donut."

[@arthureustaquio8835]

"I find your lack of Faith disturbing" - Darth Vader Who knew Darth Vader Was a priest

[@c_dubbzz6127]

It just gets better every time I watch it

[@MarieaMcMinnar]

Note to self. Never, and I repeat, NEVER steal Lord Vader's jelly filled doughnut. Those are his favorite. Apparently.

[@handsomefatboy]

4:02 I was crying laughing!! I

[@george5385]

LMAO

[@tazmanianracer296]

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

[@toymachine4253]

Closed caption- "What do we do for a living, ladies?" "CHILL, CHILL, CHILL!"

[@warlaker]

3:16 As Vader is about to mind torture Leia, he says "skull fk you!" Perfect!

[@jamesanthonygreen8233]

"DO YOU THINK I'M CUTE? DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?". Absolutely. I loved watching this video. It was both excellent and created brilliantly.