Reading My Girlfriend Applications

[@itssleepysloths]

The applications that said they want to get close with Kyo just to get to Enna killed me 😂

[@detleffleischer9418]

And then not even hesitating to say "yeah neither of us want ya bro", broke me

[@0.Death.]

I was fully expecting one demanding a harem with him and ren tbh

[@Alex-Round]

The Enna-related applications are at 6:06 and at 8:34.

[@ChiIIi...]

4200 people filling out this application is somehow not the most shocking part of this video

[@cryingbball]

Paid actors going crazy.

[@Do_AsTheRomansDo]

Girls actually want Kyo??? This is shocking news……

[@akun8032]

Ikr💀

[@lilrayneeebow]

Shocking

[@My-M3lodyy]

Fr tho

[@Ramesys13]

*Sad Millie noises.*

[@file_missing4632]

Das crazy

[@SeaCrane1]

The person who LARPed as a tapeworm was a special kind of unhinged lmfao. This was such a funny stream

[@oak..]

I wanna do that now 🤧🤧😭😭😭

[@Anticaat]

7:35 larping time

[@siiver2956]

The shrek script absolutely killed me😭😭

[@wolfypack1633]

same

[@starmeuar]

As a walmart bag, I can say that there is a lot of my species. Some may actually say we are invasive because we go to Target and Costco's and all that, but I'd like to say that we out here chillin' and truly I think it's others who are spreading us. Anyways, my 4 other walmart bags out there are some walmart bags that I'm hoping can bag a baddie. Thank you

[@stinkyhomo]

"Bag a baddie" got me 💀 I think you walmart bags are very nice and should be treated nicely. - a costco bag

[@oak..]

as a trader joes tote bag, I approve of this message.

[@rabidmoons]

i wanna give a big thank you to all you walmart bags that are keeping the ecosystems stable and healthy, the world would be doomed without you

[@starmeuar]

What can I say, some of us don't get maidens or man like how I do @@stinkyhomo

[@starmeuar]

@@oak.. Thank you for your kind words

[@lunarl1ly]

“Take a wild guess 😈😈” IS INSANE 💀💀

[@shryshryshry]

1:49 NAAAAAHHH THATS CRAZY BRO WHO PUT THAT😭😭😭

[@B0R3D_g1rl]

FR IT IS CRAZY 😨

[@10V0LT]

Damn Kyo, attracting all those Vitamix a3500 Ascent Series Smart blenders. 😮‍💨

[@shimamisasen_desuuu]

I still remember the full stream and laughing throughout the stream😂😂😂

[@i-kp8ze]

I just met this dude last week and hes already graduating

[@tinapham4044]

In case you didn’t know or probably wanna know I guess, he’s now re-debut as Quinn and his tweet is @QuinnBenet

[@i-kp8ze]

You are my savior

[@ElChanchus]

Met this dude yesterday and he already graduated. 😭

[@Raph___A]

I really hope we get more streams like these. They're just the best.

[@merten9298]

LMFAO I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING DURING THIS STREAM

[@DevynsYTchannel]

FR

[@probablyember]

I remember this stream oh my god Flayon's application had me gone💀

[@thingthing6708]

I REMEMBER THIS STREAM IT WAS SO WILD LMAOOOO so glad you made it a video

[@hxppyhxnse]

the worm in the walmart aisle BAFFLED ME

[@FernandaGarcia1]

2:14 Still can't believe my application didn't get skipped in the purge lol 💀

[@Coolioar]

Really shows how sane kyos viewers are. Damn..

[@eldbryce8231]

By far the biggest red flag is filling out this application

[@amblehhh]

JUST REALIZED WHAT THEY MEANT BY "THIS IS ALL REUSED" THIS VIDEO IS SO DEJA VU CODED

[@notaplum]

kyomies who use kyo to shoot their shot with Enna and Scarle, I SALUTE YOU

[@spiritbladee]

That last one took me out

[@YuzukuKudamonoCH]

10:29 my guy really said "come an' kiss me on my hot mouth. im feeling romANTICAL"

[@carolinavasquez4559]

Who knew he was that desperate to prove kyomies wrong

[@Sofac0uch]

The gender being a blender I’m dying 0:42 Thanks for the upload

[@SleepyRue]

"whatever gets me money"😂😂 love that for them

[@Mintliz_]

Where are my fellow Vitamin a3500 ascent series smart blenders?

[@kfcdeepfriedrat]

9:19 THIS ONE WAS WILD 😭😭

[@ImSennia]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING KYOMIES 🤣🤣🤣

[@candycane2701]

Hey kyo just wanna thank you for this awesome collaboration. As the representative for the Paid Actors org i believe i speak for all 4200 of us when we say we had a great time!

[@Mono_Maniac]

dude at the end was wild fr fr 🔥🔥🔥

[@Ethiophobia]

THIS STREAM WAS HILARIOUS AHAHAHHAHAHA-

[@thewildmonarch]

i see people joke about wanting to date kyo here and then remember how parasocial everyone got when he was gone for a week.... he's so lucky everyone fucked around for the content or it'd be so over for us

[@ImFoco429]

THE SHREK SCRIPT I CANT Lmao I love this, I would love to see something like that again, lots of content

[@wa_akii6873]

i hadnt laughed this hard in a while LMAOOO thanks kyo + everyone that filled the forms

[@potatocake1630]

“ properly good with his tongue” 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@mewoowo]

KYO HELP I WAS WATCHING LOST IN SPACE WITH MY FAM AS I WAS WATCHING UR VID WITH EARBUDS AND THERE WAS A HUGGING SCENE WITH THE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER AND MY MOM WALKED ALL THE WAY OVER TO ME FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TABLE AND HUGGED ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE BREEDABLE PART😭😭😭

[@luciddoessaystuff]

I REMEMBER HOW WILD THIS STREAM WAS

[@hexinged]

stg that application stream.. best of kyo ever.

[@Juni_cyi]

okay but that last application really got me dying 🤣🤣my head hurts just by laughing so much🤣

[@JIWOONN]

PLEASE. THE LAST ONE😂😂

[@sleepingmaura]

ITS KYOVER..

[@NotSceryse]

1:49 that escalated quickly..

[@Yao_Chan12]

i'm watching this literally after i saw that you were about to graduate and now i'm crying while watching it T^T

[@fonsineknshr]

The one that is all wholesome in the front but freaky in the back

[@ViIsHereLittleWhispering-km1eh]

10:21 Source: just trust me bro

[@GL0UDZ]

I swear KYO always got the funniest stuff up his sleeve

[@Atrisa.677]

That was one of the best 11 minutes of my life🤣

[@amytownsend8255]

I just saw this and omg i never laughed so hard in my life but poor kyo having to read some weird answers for weird people 😂

[@chocoleaffff]

Banger vid, those responses were so wild n funny esp the shrek script 🤣

[@GOTMEFUPEDXDRAWR]

PLS COME BACK BEFORE I START CRYING😭I NEED U TO LIVE

[@mahreen.]

deja vu

[@quinnbenetsskittles]

Thanks for the video!

[@KubiaSpeed]

I love the NB joke so much. I loved this stream. I think I woke up my neighbors laughing to the edit

[@FedeTL]

The parasociality is strong wit this one 🗣️🔥

[@tototeto3131]

This video is hilarious! kyomies have a good sense of humor. Thank you for aploading Kyo💙

[@celinelin_]

This stream is so fun! Kyomies sense of humors are golden

[@machiroe]

My school just performed shrek so i laughed so hard at the shrek. 😭

[@Myka-l5j]

I love how in the beginning he said "am I desperate"😂

[@nyankop7]

fuck i laughed too much at the last one and the editing just made it better

[@STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRS]

Lowkey sure half of the applications thought of the most down bad or toxic traits or answers so Kyo could have some peek content right there 😂😂😂

[@Unknown_Infinity718]

That caught me so off guard at night that I was snickering while praying that I wake nobody up😂😂😂

[@Mimijithedxllette]

There had to have been someone who said cuddles to everything

[@kirayoshikagecat]

Recommending thia RIGHT AFTER his ahem ahem channel of same gf application? Das crazy

[@vera_light]

I knew I could get some laughs from Kyomies' funny contents XDDDD You guys are wild XDDD

[@makkieta-static7960]

I needed to smile. This made me wheeze. 😌 🙏🏽✨

[@javi_i7]

This made me laugh so much lmao, thanks kyo for the food😎👍

[@eatsfireworks]

This was so fire

[@DOVELIVELY]

That’s nuts the par-asocial 💀

[@lilykimTTVOD]

I remember when I fill that application I acted more like a mom, cause you were that cute back then. Idk what kind of unhinged woman I would be when you re-open the application with you looking all matured right now

[@mamoka4304]

НЕ УХОДИИИИИИИИи

[@tisyaarletha3350]

WHYYYYYYYYY KYO WHYYYY

[@Solacedew]

"they want that blue sugar high" HELPABSSJAHSJAHSJABAAHAH

[@Amberlovesbread]

BWAHAHAHA i love this so much, thank you for the video

[@itzgachalight8377]

Man thats why i love Kyomies lmaoooooo (parasocially /j)

[@khare181]

“Am I desperate” …… “ummm” moves on

[@TheYang-l2n]

Who watching in 2024 ...

[@NotSceryse]

2:51 was my fav part lmao

[@sh.ouroboros]

Blender and printer man is crazy

[@LuvTheseStuff]

THAT LAST ONE JESUS...

[@pearmino]

i actually considered putting similar answer as 3:19 (im generfluid (or something idk)) but didnt end up filling the application

[@nukomao]

Didn't realize girls were lining up

[@aeonushuu]

I love you kyo

[@Darkblue4269]

That second one sounds like Mr. Krabs.

[@angularrr_angel]

This stream was crazy as hell

[@0loux1]

I just stumbled across this 💀 what did i witness

[@danaalhosani9104]

Have to enjoy the little time watching my oshi before graduation stream😢 but I have to be happy and positive

[@katunu6030]

1:10 AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO HEARD THE APPLE ALARM AND INSTANTLY JUMPED OUT OF SHOCK?!?!?

[@moonfiend9259]

Damn some of the Kyomies are absolutely feral! 🤭

[@annie2046]

I remember this stream was crazy hilarious!I laughed so much watching this highlight video the editing is very well done! I appreciate the highlight videos they remind me of all these funny moment I forgot

[@rahelkoni114]

im dead at the last one lmaoo

[@Kakoroshi]

Me after watching this video: Blink...blink...blink....

[@Itz_han_sohee]

AYO, he re done it 😭😭😂😂

[@benjirivoh]

The guy who just said he wanted to eat kyo out had me in tears

[@bvvla]

the laugh one is relatable

[@filley-k9m]

thank you kyo

[@shotosmaid]

I can not stop laughing

[@D3RITO]

Engaging algorithm boost

[@KaiKai.3]

LMAO THE LAST FEW THO 😂

[@chanipea]

the tongue part