Reading My Girlfriend / Boyfriend Applications

[@oh_278]

TW: Kyomies

[@notaplum]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@nikkipogywy5954]

LOL AJJAJA

[@Bonnieclip]

Lol

[@emirucchi]

NAURRR

[@grenadinepletherianewoster]

NAHHHHH 💀 LMFAO

[@aksunonair]

Flayon really wrote fanfic for the date 💀💀

[@Mouse_mochigreentea]

Lmfaooo I'm a membership of flayon lol

[@aluc4rd838]

"bisexual is not a gender dog" I FUCKING LOST IT SO FUCKING HARD

[@ketaivaricolorshift6988]

And proceeds to call us "dumb as hell bruh" still has me giggling

[@youiris3749]

the walmart bags got me rolling on the floor 😭

[@KyoKaneko]

ON GOD

[@emmmm8549]

I’m on of them lmaoo I remember this meme I saw that went like Female? Male? Non-binary? Nah bro I’m a walmart bag 💀💀💀

[@tardisboy1]

I was one of them

[@emmmm8549]

@@tardisboy1 ONE OF US

[@LillianNash]

10:54 - Stream Start 19:54 - Reviewing Applications! 24:18 - The Gender Fiasco 25:28 - “4 PEOPLE PUT WALMART BAG?!” 31:30 - Are You In A Relationship? (Sussing out the weirdos) 33:16 - Kyo screening out applicants 39:41 - Scarle’s Application 🤨 42:20 - Flayon Machina’s Application 47:50 - Leaking Flayon’s Dms 1:06:05 - 3rd Application “I’m just curious cause wtf is this” 1:11:04 - Application 4 1:12:45 - Application 5 1:20:16 - “HE’S PROBABLY GOOD WITH HIS TONGUE?!” 2:07:59 “WILL BECOME FERAL IS NOT MILKED DAILY???” I’ll post the rest tomorrow

[@aksunonair]

1:15:17 kyo disses himself

[@emery120]

"Post the rest tomorrow" 12 days later: _still didnt add the rest of the tags_ LMAO thats funny ngl

[@Idkmateig]

Pookie it's been a year

[@_SweetRose_]

Bro, i'm mostly VOD and lurking gang here, but i had to write this comment: shout out to those Kyomies, this sh*t was absolutely hilarious; i couldn't stop cringe, be scared, being in awe and mostly laugh all the stream🤣🤣. Thank u so much Kyo for made this stream, i'm truly gonna put this every time i need to laugh a bit.

[@s_seraph]

Few Time Stamps - 7:26 failed stream start 10:43 stream start ★ 11:47 message to clipeprs, clips okay but leave the compilation to him 🎞 • 14:20 today's game plan! - 16:18 application from a fellow vtuber Application (18:09) • 20:08 application form - 23:36 be over 18 to fill out the form, be responsible with personal info - 24:17 gender + 25:27 four different emails had "Walmart bag" + 28:00 hmm some niji livers in here? (Not fr but) + 30:01 Vitamix blender sliding in for an ad - 31:30 are you in a relationship? 🚩 - 33:12 what is most important, content or love? THE WEEDING OUT BEGINS - 34:20 do you use TikTok/KZbin shorts? • 35:45 you only get one answer. Solely for entertainment. Individual applications(38:58) • 40:00 (💋)Scarle's application • 42:17 (🪫)Flayon's application - 43:25 introducing the boy - 46:14 dm'd application vs actual application ★ 47:01 the inconsistencies are here😳 + 1:00:15 Flayon's DM + failing a few questions - 1:03:30 final verdict 4:05:10 chatting screen - 4:06:40 sus but funny • 4:08:40 changing it up if he does a part 2 ★ 4:09:39 boundaries for using his health as a way to flirt ★ 4:12:35 reminder to behave in other's streams, even if its joking in his stream - 4:24:09 message to the clippers ✂🎞 • 4:15:37 delivery person eating his food, story time 🍽🚗 • 4:21:15 next viewer interactive stream: room review 🛌 - 4:22:45 if he does a pet review it will be reformated 4:24:20 ending screen

[@jetpackman01]

3:58:52 Making a special timestamp for the best submission.

[@Drad_]

Thank You. I concur!

[@lovelyjiji]

that was crazy😭😭

[@moonwarrior5070]

Low key I thought Millie would send in an application

[@urtha1]

1:32:13 Kyo joining NijiCancelled (jokes ofc)

[@schrodyingerssheep3580]

3:44:28 ChatGPT a Kyomie certified😂😂

[@wreneellerie]

This entire stream had me CRYING thank you Kyo 😭😭

[@jollyshandy5883]

bruh kyomies are so terrifyingly creative istg

[@KeyDiva]

KYOTSU!!! This stream was so wild but funny for the most part! Like we have some vanilla, some aggressive, some crazy and some cute Kyomies trying their best to get your heart! You are so popular, Kyo hahaha Thanks for always thinking in funny and interactive ideas for Kyomies! Take care and see you tomorrow!

[@ikki_flavo]

Omg wow I didnt think I would actually have mine shown and also have chat have a good reaction to it lmao I was 3658, the one at 1:52:10 gushing over men and no I am not uki or aster like chat thought I just wanted to clear that up XD

[@buhguh-r8g]

Can you become a vtuber and join the purple star boys in NijiEN? I need more turbo bottoms to thirst over and you seem like you fit the bill.

[@ikki_flavo]

@@buhguh-r8g haha I wish XD sadly I'm too much of a shy bottom to really think about streaming lol tho maybe I'll try to apply sometime

[@rosy_chan283]

@@ikki_flavo you should diff try!

[@buhguh-r8g]

@@ikki_flavo If you do end up trying to apply I recommend building a channel or social media presence of your own first, since I don't think a single person has been hired to NijiEN without being a content creator with a following first. Also, no pressure ❤

[@thezerothandtheinfinite]

29:40 bro was flabbergasted 😭 he realized he ain't built for this

[@marshmallowkitty946]

39:14 personal timestamp. it was over before it even began, man... what a tragedy. man, this stream was WILD. like absolutely I N S A N E. kyomies are fucking funny though, holy shit. I'm looking forward to the highlights video so we can all relive the horrors that we experienced in this stream.

[@Zeikestsu]

Honestly dude, Kyo, this was super hilarious, and a lot of weird applications made it even better. chef kiss. 😂

[@Lizzy_Jeonkookie]

1:33:00 HAHAHAHAHH LMAO In my opinion she speaks Spanish, that sentence would make sense for me if it's the case, I agree with the comment that said she mean "A day that works for you"

[@siel39]

This stream started off slow but it keeps getting more wild as it proceeds, that was such a fun ride!! Thank you so much for the stream Some random timestamps i managed to catch: 2:32:13 "did you wash your hand" 2:37:22 Kyo's ads on shipping side effects LMAO 3:19:55 this person is WILDD got a pass from Kyo for that (definitely my favorite participant too)

[@MauraxX]

This was…certainly interesting. But also really funny at some parts lmao, thank you for the stream!

[@dalgona4819]

Flayon writing a fanfic lol not the first time he made a fanfic of himself and a homie tbf XD

[@niftycheese4063]

This was absolutely insane. Shoutout to Scarle and Flayon! This stream had me laughing the entire time

[@en2402]

My first Kyo's stream turned crazy 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏 I had a LOT of fun to be honest and laugh really really hard. Thank you for the good time! ❤️

[@athy1206]

Ayy new kyomies???👀 Welcome!!

[@en2402]

@@athy1206 Yeaaah thank you so much!! 🥺🤲❤️

[@annie2046]

Thank you for today's stream kyoooo!💙 I've never laughed harder in my life! Some of the applications were WILD! It's not a kyo kaneko stream without some chaos!

[@kolourfulneco]

I knew that was it.. I knew it was a trick question, but i over thought it lolol, it’s alright. My answers weren’t that funny, but I tried to be 😂 I just had to pick wrong I thought since he was a zoomer he’d be on the KZbin short gang 😂😭

[@angelicvanga8782]

“Only content I don’t make is KZbin shorts” bro is a KZbin “short” all on his own

[@keishac24]

1:36:46 THIS GOT ME HOWLING HOLY FUCK 😭😭

[@bv5393]

I DIDN'T MAKE IT!! It was still very fun to watch I thought might was a bit crazy but Kyo's standards were so low with the applicants I might had a chanced to pass if he read it. (Or creep him out even more) Keep doing what you do mad lad, you too kyomies... I guess 😭🤚

[@FernandaGarcia1]

1:25:20 Can't believe he got to read my application just cause he didn't want to read them all 💀

[@adlciguess7383]

ty for the stream kyo! this was really funny LMFAO honestly viewer submitted streams are some of my favorites even if they can get a lil wacky at times! also guys please remember boundaries surrounding joking about sensitive topics such as kyo’s health 🙏🏻 kyotsu! personal timestamp: 4:18:46 2:27:05

[@milktae_1339]

What a wild stream, if I learned one thing, its that kyomies will go far and beyond to provide content. We may lack in skills of roasting or rizz, but at least we have some humor Thank you for giving us the opportunity to provide you said content

[@jasinfinity]

3:58:50

[@calakit7359]

Thanks you for the stream Kyo! I had a bad day but this made me laugh a lot

[@chunliba]

Thank you for the stream, I had a good laugh! Definitely a VOD I'll go back to whener I need to cheer up, your reaction to the wild kyomies were great (acting as if I didn't send a carpet rp application lmao) See you next time!

[@ksanadsw]

flay really said: full parasocial currently cackilng and almost crying out of it ; ;

[@chanipea]

1:23:29 hollering LMFAOOO

[@Alastor_Hearts0]

My ringtone is the ASMR bit u did where your doing pretty ok then just yell "WAKE UP"

[@Cheekseen]

3:43:11 Nahhh thats my application LOL

[@rosy_chan283]

Congrats! 👏

[@MintSilverTea]

"he's like what you guys want me to be and what I refuse to be" just like my family fr fr

[@zzoned_in]

30:01 that’s me, i’m the blender LMAO

[@kolourfulneco]

1:03:36 oh. My. God. I don’t care if he disclaimed sussiness, that’s crazy af 😭

[@Mouse_mochigreentea]

Oh kyo YOU haven't seen his streams when he's on streams with or without collaborating with his gen mates roflmao Flayon is like this and I'm a one month membership and I seen some of his streams lol😂😂

[@kolourfulneco]

22:14 that that that 😂😭😭

[@_Riisa_]

Gyo Ganeko my new oshi

[@NinaMarieNPianoKeys]

My application didn't show on this stream. I'm safe... for now

[@tardisboy1]

I put Walmart bag

[@g1210o]

I picked yes i use tiktok / youtube shorts bc idk what is youtube shorts. But i pick it bc sound good .

[@Somebody_Over_The_Rainbow]

3:51:30 through he asks if the person is okay.... but here is my question: is anyone really ok?

[@kixinlee8553]

The amount of times in the first 30 minutes I said "not all kyomies"

[@shadanzero]

cant wait to watch it now- sadly i couldnt watch it live

[@jay22346]

3:38:53 hey thats me

[@K.K_artS]

kyomies r wild creatures this was fun despite how cursed this was thx for the stream kyo💙🤟

[@derpedfox]

Rizzina X Flayon

[@ABAO2009]

My application: 😂 Why date kyo? I need a backup Hobbies? Making fun of kyo Perfect date? Bullying Scarle with kyo Why would you be a good partner? I got money Biggest flaws? Im too perfect

[@jade_meiko]

2:22:14 eyy thats mine Bro I passed the content and tiktok question tho LMAO. Why would I be here if I wasn’t a Kyomie lol. Out of all the applications I didn’t expect mine to be appearing at all, at least you got a laugh out of it lmao

[@gabimarus4834]

LMFAOO THIS IS SO FUNNY. I hope next time mine makes it in😭

[@naturabella3077]

We need a bald Kyo Emoji

[@sle3pyhall0w]

Applicant 30 is just genderbent Ren/ Aster

[@RinsDemi_Art]

Not the Walmart bags!!I guess great minds think a like you know 😌✋ kyomies are definitely a different species

[@MelodyMeikenenki]

@Kyo Kaneko [NIJISANJI EN] please the girlfriend application again please 🙏

[@eluise4675]

Still maidenless o7

[@hafowetkrashen]

I had to miss out on this one because me and my dad and sister all went to watch the new Mario movie in a theatre so yeah I missed out

[@gabimarus4834]

3:58:50 BRO WAS HUNGRY LMAO

[@giannanana9812]

Hi kyo!!! Thank you for all the streams!! I’m sorry that I can’t watch you live:( ❤️❤️❤️❤️ All your VODS make me cry laughing. I haven’t laughed as hard as I do watching you in a long time! You help me chill out during nights! edit: PS the hardest i’ve laughed was when you called someone in chat “your left toenail” that sent me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@kolourfulneco]

17:45 😂😂😂😂 shoot your shot 😂

[@notaplum]

another successful stream in which kyomies provided the unpaid labor of content creation! let's go kyo kaneko, king of outsourcing!

[@notaplum]

also shout-out to rogue banana for the attempted assist with my kyomie rizzing

[@castlerysiaj5155]

I swear one time im gonna get in

[@emmmm8549]

LMAO I PUT WALMART BAG

[@shampoo3165]

timestamp for mine holy shit 3:02:50

[@zuni.likes.vtubers]

i would not take your wallet and lick it but i do appreciate your laugh a lot because it makes me smile no matter what i might be going through that day. its fr so contagious and adorable. thank you for the roast tskr. psa: i like ma laughs but i also like ma troll memes so my application was a meme plz dont out me as a freak 💀💀💀you know what it never was? dat serious. youll warm up to me trust haha fuuuuu

[@Abble3-chuu]

Part 2? 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@Blizzarddostuff]

55:20 1:49:25

[@jez8530]

3:05:00 3:45:00

[@delegedprofile]

1:20:15

[@chyuame]

KYOTSU! This was such a funny stream, I'm shocked at how diverse the responses are, especially the tapeworm roleplay, that was SO creative and funny, I don't get why you didn't accept them Kyo smh Besides that, it was also pretty disappointing seeing people continuously make jokes about your health despite you reiterating over and over again to stop doing it since it isn't our place to do so. I hope it doesn't stop you from being open about yourself Kyo, we as fans need to do better. It's a very simple thing of "we're not your friends for us to be making jokes about something clearly sensitive." I hope this doesn't happen again in the future :/

[@Natan-Kenzo]

Random Comment

[@Melodymaker2]

Usuwusuw

[@eliyuki8384]

Ain’t no way people want to date him

[@na7953]

I’m the attack helicopter

[@Leahalwaysgoneat]

I’m glad U didn’t read mine I think I would full on cringe😂 love you kyo!

[@lazuly74]

Thank you so much for the stream! I love viewer-streamer content, but people on twitter are just wild man, you have like 100k of people there that don't even follow you on KZbin. Either way, it was really fun! My favorites were the ChatGPT one and the man who only said "F*CK"

[@NettoAzure]

This was such a wild stream. Love the content bro

[@mazu9770]

KYOSTU this stream was funny asf I almost died on my couch ;; get good rest kyo and kyomies!! Love you guyss!! (no para & no delulu)

[@fennig]

i‘m happy i could provide 3 minutes of content for kyo 🫡 my duty as a kyomie is done

[@Alicapy]

3:58:50

[@jun.c0m]

3:58:45