Kids Say the Darndest Things 32 | Kids Say

[@hadleypaige128]

Aw! The kid crying while getting his toenails clipped was cute. He chose to give compliments under pressure! ♥️

[@DasTamii]

He doesn't get his toenails clipped, I think he stepped on something ant the mother is trying to pull it out ... or do you have nails on your ball of the foot :D

[@hadleypaige128]

Tamii Dohnal either way, he is still cute! ♥️

[@횬재-w3j]

Ikr! He's cute!

[@xxmagicx8789]

Hadley & Paige I laugh when I get my toe nails cut

[@MandyBuglet]

I thought she was trying to take a splinter out of his foot or something.

[@bd3825]

Lol "...and you guys aren't gonna ruin my childhood. I m telling you." Gosh I love that kid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicolenotizieeamici]

She knows

[@monkeybird69]

that little girl at the end can come up with some really deep lyrics

[@jbrosproductions352]

*Waiting for full soundtrack*

[@bobsimpson1284]

Agee

[@luele777]

Album 101 coocoo gag waffle skeet

[@spencerward1676]

Billie eilish!

[@RacingVagabond]

It's the toddler girl version of Bob Dylan!

[@eksophia]

"He's just a little turtle and you hurt his feelings" She is so sweet, I love her! ...Conversely, mom sounds like kind of a jerk

[@monstervoice8293]

It's rolereversal XD

[@geraldineanang7701]

She sounds like mom

[@mauriceponder6176]

Turtles have feelings too

[@kieranindahouse]

eksophia Exactly! Turtles are my favorite animals and that Mom should say sorry to those precious animals

[@theunsettlingwitch]

Ikr! Adults are the worst sigh

[@maesametamar1043]

Just say sorry to that turtle.

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

Exactly

[@colincampbell5609]

No

[@defonotmariia]

Definitely

[@galaxytoons4608]

Yeh cuz turtle doesn't like getting sprayed.

[@squidsquid285]

Setting a bad example refusing to say it 😂 the same parent will question why her child does the same thing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@amberkelly3187]

The kid complimenting his mum while he’s hurt is the sweetest thing.

[@anna34176]

'Don't tell me they're not real. I won't let you ruin my childhood' .That girls smart 😁

[@galaxytoons4608]

Yeah I agree

[@Anamaria-zh8ss]

When I pretend I'm sick I go up to my mom and say Mom I'm sick today so I can't go to school and Mom said then you need to Madison and I just say nope I'm okay bye see you

[@lahmonz2325]

I love kids who realize that they're just little kids

[@waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaluigi]

For real, they look pretty young for their parents to be saying that

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

Justin Zapata medicine

[@gachabunny4824]

Hey mom he’s really really sorry But it’s not that bad He glued his scissors Just change your attitude

[@sa-rang-hae7933]

"Mommy I like your toenails" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@livingplushfilms5233]

IKR lol

[@sj_x009]

“Justin Timberlake.. is coming to the halftime show” “Is-is he going to marry me?”

[@kpoploverziont7856]

*YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA RUIN MY CHILDHOOD*

[@namjoononbicycle]

I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@playlist2570]

Are you sure?

[@worldwidehandsome3417]

That dad also said that the North Pole wasn’t real

[@dero2430]

Bahahahaha that was the best one ! She's just not having it ! 😂🤣

[@HvntingD0gz]

You good fam?

[@샐러맨더-w1z]

The last baby's singing was really good. She has talent. She knows how to keep note pitch.

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

원석우 time?

[@idontevenusethisaccount6779]

원석우 nvm found it

[@Utsav_Nayak]

10:50

[@cocolovesgod5723]

*Your Uber ride is here* I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tyronesmith6921]

Oh I lost it lol

[@eggizzy7266]

4:02

[@oliverthemthey6749]

"whats wrong?" *"i need chocolate"* "you need chocolate?" *"yeah"* *thats such a mood*

[@skyhelper2755]

🤣 hahahahaha

[@Kiki-sl1ro]

mary speck yes that’s going in my “such a mood” Book

[@ibo1137]

That is so me.

[@UnB10_ryashau]

Lol 😆 !

[@mirandapandasusamogus4663]

Go back to first grade, weirdo.

[@adleyfleming]

“Daddy I’m pumping” that got me dying😂

[@myaobrien9113]

Boy: I’m pumping! Mom: You getting anything? Dad: Good God

[@goodboituckerbudzyn600]

That GOT ME 😂 LOL

[@EarthshakerOnamazu]

wow what a rude mom 2:37 and what a poor turtle :(

[@cocolovesgod5723]

Agreed :(

[@firyaltaha4365]

Mhmm

[@trevilling]

Yes :( i mean parents tell their kids to say sorry all the time so why wouldn’t the mom say sorry to the pore little title if it was so important to her child 😭😭😭

[@glennyrivera4646]

Um I thing the reason why she did that was she actually sprayed it soft cause she wanted to give the turtle water

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

ikr

[@ourcrazyfamily1]

Awww that sweet boy who was complementing his mommy even when he is scared. ❤️

[@maya_qt1733]

8:56 People say he’s still counting the same numbers till this day

[@turtlesack100]

Maya _qt u mean “legends say”

[@Sharmz1]

U mean "legend has it"

[@gnomegaming773]

20,24,28,20!,20,245,43987538945738457893e457839475389475348579,65777878979789789789789797979797979999

[@Subha403]

I actually really liked the “bouncy baby” song the baby sang at the end. I’ve been replayed this video several times just for that part since yesterday!

[@theduchessofspring2395]

"Say sorry to the turtle." OMG. That's so cute.

[@Offmedication]

I love that kid "I don't wanna hear it, you are not going to ruin my childhood!"

[@gbytsh]

What do you wanna name her ? - Butthole !! Ahahahhaha i was not ready 😂😂

[@alyviaorberson9402]

When I have a second kid they will probably say “mommy it’s dead we should bury it” when it’s sleeping

[@joshanderson3207]

Me never

[@doral.985]

4:13, that little girl is just precious 🥺

[@karmanhilliard2703]

"I need chocolate" OML WE ARE THE SAME I NEED CHOCOLATE

[@dreamer9375]

That kid yelling "Not you" got me😭😂

[@oof3610]

You aren't gonna ruin my child hood!😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolenotizieeamici]

She is my myth

[@epicgamerboy-xj5hu]

No 1: Not a single soul: Little girl:my arms are broken Me:yeah right

[@ivycherryhook3254]

8:04 Kid: Im pumping daddy! Dad: Good God

[@BSM-vw6cf]

At first I thought he said good job😂

[@abby91674]

The direction our science is going men may actually be able to pump milk from their nipples by the time that boy is grown up. 😂😂 lol #crazyworld

[@donmccrumjr.165]

BSM 1999 same!

[@dreamcatcher4013]

Ivy Cherryhook Ikr

[@crowoverhead]

10:54 She actually has some good pitch for a second, XD

[@AllieDrawzStuff]

I heard it too and was caught of gaurd

[@kaylieseward4903]

“I like your shirt mommy.......... your welcome!” “Thanks you.” ..... “Mommy i like your toenails!”

[@anikanotis]

"Sooo..." *"I dont want to have kids."*

[@MissRaex]

Wow.

[@ocxeania5963]

ow.

[@ocxeania5963]

w.

[@spideymannm]

wOw

[@sussybaka5201]

.

[@bellaella2960]

You want an honest opinion/answer, ask a child lol 😆

[@JoseGarcia-ww1bn]

Or my 75 year old korean grandfather

[@stvrqirle]

Kid: "I like your shirt mommy.." Mum: " Thankyou" Kid: "Youre welcome" *silence* Kid: "I like your tOENaiLS, mommy.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@oliviatheaussie8579]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jennifercraig4932]

What was the mom doing

[@StrangeKindaArtist]

"No dress hookers.". Oh God that was funny.

[@plsdonottakeinspirationswi6693]

???

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

It really wasn’t

[@kaitlynmarie2004]

@@plsdonottakeinspirationswi6693 0:18 - 0:53

[@kaitlynmarie2004]

@@Tiggster-qr8mw shut up that's their opinion.

[@galaxytoons4608]

It says do not put clothes hangers on that thing.

[@brandon6648]

1:35 The fact that he said not surprising is sad

[@StrangeKindaErin]

"Her testicles are sick." I died laughing at that!

[@tawnyowl8516]

EAK1996 me too. I even showed it to my dad

[@StrangeKindaErin]

What was his reaction?

[@sillymeowmeow5]

lol me too that was so funny

[@user-nb8lw7de2n]

Um if your dead how are you typing this r/woooooosh

[@StrangeKindaErin]

I'm a ghost.

[@dogsforlifexd7541]

10:50 that first line of the song though it’s just relatable

[@superradical8085]

MOM! SAY SORRY TO THE TURTLE!

[@noobboy7716]

Why?

[@superradical8085]

@@noobboy7716 Why not?

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

I don’t understand why the mom couldn’t just say sorry to the turtle. Now the kid is going to hate her.

[@mariaww4722]

Lol

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

Hellur chile you’re right, but think from the kid’s perspective

[@YoutubeStaff_hi]

When the little girl says It's impoccable, It's hilarious 😂

[@ItzEsteeGurl323]

She hates grass

[@glowworm2]

*shows up on little pink trike* "Your Uber ride is here!" Absolutely adorable!

[@donmccrumjr.165]

wow!😭😂

[@Lucas_Tulic]

2:28... That kid's going places!! You little champion you!!

[@becca9018]

0:42 the baby on the bed 😂😂😂

[@coderainbow2581]

Is the baby okay tho

[@transformerfoxyfloof8341]

It was a cute tiny baby

[@kaiyashirley8957]

There was something my little brother used to say when he was five, so whenever he fell,got hurt, ect. .... He would say "you pushed me with your magic!!" And he was full on serious about it lmao😂😂

[@axstro9697]

5:13 legend has it is that he is still in the corner today and still not taking medicine.

[@Momcharlie]

The little girl at around 10:48, is soooo sing’n da blues..🥰😂🤣😂🤣

[@thethinkgreen143]

3:13 One like = One Piece of Chocolate for poor Jackson #KYOOTSquad = Me at Day #UnicornSquad = Me at Night

[@hannahbanana935]

4:51 you smart girlllll don’t let em’!

[@hongsokie2585]

kid:i will sleep if you get out her dad:okay bye kid:*starts shouting waffle*

[@max-xp3kk]

5:56 *WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE!* 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@pizzafofer7563]

4:13 when a mom tells his or her gamer kid to go outside

[@genehawthorne8502]

...moms are female.

[@wassuh859]

@@genehawthorne8502 no hate, but some are trans and some people with two dads call one of their dads "mom" to not feel different, although they are not.

[@hiplazym852]

That's me

[@Morrigan855]

@@JEOAKGPAJGPNE what if they're non-binary?

[@grandmagames2211]

At 7:08 the child literally so cute.❤️🤗

[@Kat-I-am3333]

Kid: if you’re gonna tell me they aren’t real, no, you guys are not going to ruin my childhood! 🤣😂🤣

[@tbop7669]

10:00 she gonna grow up to be a Karen

[@caroleberreur9585]

Or health and safety advisor. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@iheartrb9047]

Poor child

[@mikaizmeh]

8:30 when you’re first period is math ;)

[@tawnyowl8516]

Lol

[@juntaowu2658]

Thats me cause I have math first period

[@Tiggster-qr8mw]

Math is my legit favorite subject

[@Sunflower-ht5to]

More like 4:15

[@tvg2848]

That's my third, and we do an even/odd thing.

[@simplyj5943]

Girl: Me? Mom: Yes Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Girl: The backyard is bad cause it has grass, I don't like grass

[@antisocialhannah5291]

I'm exactly the same... only I'm 38!

[@KatelynG781]

That last girl, will grow to have a superb lyrical gift!😭♥️

[@itzz_dotty]

Tbh when she said "I am like a bomb that no one can love" made me sad

[@KatelynG781]

I know man she’s deep😭

[@ShemAndHim]

5:40 “what are you doing” 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@kathymulcahy6468]

Thank you for looking through the new comments to find this one.

[@n1ght_th1nk3r]

This is from last year 👁👄👁

[@donmccrumjr.165]

Faves: 1. 4:02 2. 4:15 3. 5:40 4. 7:58 5. 8:29 6. 10:48

[@ashleybomb6815]

8:34 When you malfunction because the stuff on the board doesn't make sense.

[@O.LEO.N]

So many adorable and wonderful babies! Keep them safe and make sure they get the best life they can get! 🥰

[@Kyoot]

They are so precious ❤️

[@IWM-123]

​@@Kyoot so Kyoot

[@donmccrumjr.165]

5:40 Omg that scream! I was on the floor laughing!

[@donmccrumjr.165]

5:40 Me when I see an endermite

[@transformerfoxyfloof8341]

@@donmccrumjr.165 Reminds me of those noises enderman make when u look at them in the face

[@Shadow_Mama]

7:07 lmao omg that child is so cute and funny. I think I like that clip the best 😂😂

[@FunandFails]

Amazing topic !!! Thanks for sharing!!!

[@bellam2881]

4:14 😂makes me laugh every time

[@celeryedits3944]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

[@almasali4698]

Kid playing guitar was awesome 😂

[@roxielurks3235]

If you want to smile, just watch one of these.😊 Children are precious little gifts from God.

[@AFineLineA]

Totally agreed!!!

[@donmccrumjr.165]

4:14 When I have to battle SmileDog in a game I love 😂😂😂

[@alisadowning5105]

So cute "hurry up I'm getting tired"😂so cute!

[@xqzcri]

I love when she pushes him off the fireplace

[@happyeating1123]

5:40 when she screams: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! I will sleep if you go WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES!!!

[@jyotiverma-ld2dr]

The last baby actually made me sad, she sang all her pain😍😍😍😍😍

[@donmccrumjr.165]

4:03 You're Uber ride is here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@donmccrumjr.165]

I mean your uber ride is here

[@Sans-vz4vj]

Why wouldn't you clean up your mess? Cause... cause my arms are broken

[@artisthusnatalal3099]

*Certificate... Satikerfik Impossible...Impokable!* 😂

[@MaysoonHameed]

2:49 Lil girl: SAVE THE TURTLES da mom: "throws plastic in da sea" I'm telling you the lil girl is vsco

[@ariannaromerhausen6945]

2:27 "I don't wanna have kids"😂😂same

[@official_sweet_sunny]

5:39 my favorite part! 😆🤣

[@danparker4772]

LOL MY FAVORITE PART TOO

[@its_madisonsigel2212]

8:03 Son: I’m pumping daddy! Dad: oh good god XD how does he even know how to do that

[@smileyfacegummies]

His mom probably has a little baby so she pumps milk to put in bottles for the baby. My mom did it in front of us.

[@Haymakermma]

And up and Down and up and down and NO NOT YOU

[@Adamguylol]

9:53 We got a Karen Over Here

[@michaelimbruglia6570]

0:59 when your mom comes to your holloween party

[@purinpurinpurinpurin_]

7:54 I had that shirt when I was little :D

[@valathor95]

You really should say sorry to that turtle.

[@immortalgamingyt6182]

3:59 "Mommy I like your toenails"

[@TRAFFIC_CONE777]

When the dad came into the room a,d the child screams so loud I litarlly start cracking up 🤣

[@kaylaprettypaws1610]

1:00 I'm dying of laughter!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@twago8241]

Dad:"Okay, goodbye" Me:wow.. What a valid awnse... little girl:"*WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES*"

[@SuperGamer-pn4fi]

0:55 Me in class telling myself it's gonna be a great day! 0:59 4 mins later my bully/anoying dude comes in.

[@purplesquadyt1721]

Dad: WHAT R U DOING?!! Kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Kid: GET OUT OF MY ROOM! Dad: are u sleeping yet? Kid: I will if you get out.. Dad: Ok goodbye Kid: WAFFLE WAFFLE WAFFLE XD that was so funny 😆😂 and btw it’s at 5:40

[@purplesquadyt1721]

LOL

[@eastonwest7958]

It's funny

[@christmaspopcorn1635]

Yeah it was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sarkarrubby5571]

@Rahaf Haider you are so right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randomhnn1314]

One time I came home from school and the first thing I said was “ I got married to a rock”

[@StrangerThanFix]

10:48 Legend said that this girl is a natural singer

[@user-ck2zd9ob9k]

“Up and down up and down up and... NO!!!! NOT U AHHHHH” love ur vids lol 😂

[@Monsterskullz]

0:54 omg we had to do this in elementary! XD

[@batdork9423]

Me to.

[@eastonwest7958]

I remember doing it too!

[@kieranindahouse]

Melena laflamme I did that at my party but in 2019

[@MeredithMcEwan]

I've been doing that from preschool to 3rd grade. Brings back memories

[@kristinagregg4425]

I’m 13 and I still believe in Santa Claus so I get you little girl 😂

[@BandoSmokes710]

Kristina Gregg sorry but santa fake

[@DasTamii]

@Azure Bella Yeah, but then you should inform yourself more about your own religion. Jesus lived ~2000 years ago and Santa Claus is an invention of the Americans derived from St Nikolaus, who lived ~300 years after Jesus and was a bishop in Myra (Turkey) and died on 6th of December, so most christian countries celebrate him on that day. So Jesus have nothing to do with St Nikolaus (Santa) ...

[@abby5859]

Kristina Gregg my brother is 19 and he says he belives in santa

[@avacodobillie5964]

@@DasTamii I'm only TEN. I don't know what to believe anymore ..

[@wikipickle2485]

@@BandoSmokes710 no he is real

[@Ess.600]

8:30 i laughed my head off!🤣

[@jeffsunner5321]

The last kid was so cute!🙊

[@BogdanAnastasiei]

Teacher:Today is a test Kids: 4:15

[@ehxshsjx]

Omg that's me

[@batdork9423]

So true 😆