Kids Say The Darndest Things 3

[@Kyoot]

BEST OF KIDS SAY is now up on my channel! comment KIDS SAY 🦄 on the vid for a chance to get a shout out 🎉🎉🎉

[@paulphillips5503]

Kyoot pl.

[@starrysabrinaa]

KIDS SAY 🦄

[@11bangladash__52]

He hate this I'm weakkkkkk

[@roblxpanda3582]

Heyyyyyyyyy

[@roblxpanda3582]

KIDS SAY

[@sirghostington6305]

The kid saying "I ain't saying nothing" cracked me up 🤣

[@zivmh7023]

Straight from the hood

[@mr.consent5509]

I would've said "Do I get paid for this"?

[@sirghostington6305]

@@mr.consent5509 🤣🤣🤣

[@treaguon6519]

Same

[@angosian_studios181]

So you cracked your self up like an egg? Nevermind no one will laugh -_-

[@UnitedWorldLife195]

1. “I ain’t saying nothing” 2. “Why not” 3. “I don’t want to die” 4. “Run for ur life” 5. “Stop it”

[@Grahamkturnbull13]

What about “mommy’s fat”?

[@UnitedWorldLife195]

Graham Turnbull oh ya that’s number 6

[@solosam9]

Did you give in

[@UnitedWorldLife195]

Dragonfruit The Bunny 😂😂ya

[@UnitedWorldLife195]

miss B ???

[@bigjakepowers6649]

The “why not?” Kid I believe was asking a legitimate question

[@William_Clinton_Muguai]

Lol! Kids will always be kids.

[@Seewhatugot]

yeah i feel the same

[@minaashido5678]

Dude,he broke an egg on the floor

[@bigjakepowers6649]

@@minaashido5678 he’s a child. He doesn’t know not to break and tear things up. You have to teach them why not.

[@baselj5258]

The father must’ve been like 👁👄👁 idk?!

[@The_best_Ravenclaw]

"Why'd you do that?" "Why not?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That got me literally laughing till I couldn't breath!

[@mellinajacobs3814]

😂😂

[@TexanSecMov]

😂😂😂

[@Muskaa2012]

"I'm just driving mama crazy" 4:20 😂😂😂 Also her: *drives the car

[@christinan4851]

"Wanna behave " "No way" "Well fine then. I'll behave" 😂😂😂

[@Adronitis]

Me talking to my sister 😆

[@geroldglocker5276]

I cried

[@memonavaramirez6261]

Society needs this as a motto

[@JSt3pz]

@@memonavaramirez6261 Yeah Lol.

[@Koolykoala]

Why he talk like he is a middle aged man

[@redmed10]

Touché. That kid has perfect comic timing.

[@reginaldhunter3209]

Pretty smart for a kid

[@Mati_7488]

1234567890😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beyboy6994]

Yes.

[@nerddorkdiaries2351]

Future nightmare for some poor loser

[@redmed10]

@@nerddorkdiaries2351 She admitted she was wrong in a graceful way. If more people could do that social media would be a more positive and enjoyable place for all. And if you find that sort of grace in an adult partner you are well on the way to a beautiful relationship. Try it yourself you may benefit from it.

[@karinrichard7888]

“That why your ruining my Christmas” “I’m not ruining your Christmas, It’s not even Christmas yet” “Touché” Lol

[@rosegroshek6098]

@Aesthetic Anoora basically saying "good point"

[@Unknown-cf2lj]

yay I’m ur 100th like

[@hearty1240]

Touche kind of means "(You've got one good point), but so what?"

[@aquariumfish-i4h]

@@rosegroshek6098 i never knew that

[@majdiabdulmaula3844]

Aesthetic Anoora true

[@Mistedsparkk]

“I PEED IN THE POOL” that just got me 😂

[@jjvids9818]

1:02

[@zsashing18]

“And then we can dye” “I dont want to die” Crack me out 😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪

[@irismartinez4063]

兴关尹 thats was the best one I can’t stop laughing

[@slowed-n-drod]

same

[@user-lo8kq7he3e]

Lol

[@user-lo8kq7he3e]

Same

[@nagiasrkzia7109]

兴关尹 Hi Nagia too 😂

[@WumboIsARealWord]

That “run for your life” kids knows something we don’t.

[@gajalive]

*Is it possible to learn this power?*

[@jonidavemejias4162]

hes gonna be a murderer when he grows up :>

[@Vids249]

True

[@pillojansnzmxkznsjb8831]

@Sakura Works he really did predict the future 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@_.starsettler._]

OMG LMFAO

[@conradacosta4159]

“I am perfect” “ mommy’s FATTTT” That cracked me up 😂

[@philbrown6787]

Conrad Acosta same

[@thugsnstuff4046]

Conrad Acosta kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3ObpaSQn86Jhas

[@Average_Bacon_Enjoyer]

Me too. I’m driving mom crazy also made me crack up

[@lizgarcia9733]

That Little kid!!!

[@skyhelper2755]

Lol 😂 ikr

[@Jane-d2d]

5:22 That kid is a future drill Sargent 😂

[@gabrielmazuze8561]

The "Why Not" Kid is the savage one😂😂😂

[@pokemanfancharizard0918]

Ik

[@summeralexcia8723]

That was the funniest part

[@NarrowPath_7]

The best lol

[@kialljacobs8331]

He reminds me of me I still say why not I started saying why not when I was 4

[@voyager8958]

Actually he asks the toughest and greatest philosophical question related to NIHILISM...

[@njinlover]

"Run For Your Life!" He knows something that we don't.

[@Layla.H.79]

😅😯😅 Exactly!!!👍

[@evilsaniyejieyes1421]

Fr tho

[@antimakuda5582]

Corona go brrrrrrrrrrr

[@Layla.H.79]

@@antimakuda5582 Yes Antima and probably others things too!

[@hekcer2780]

@@antimakuda5582 Lol

[@Youssef-iq4wq]

"What advice would you give to your 10 year old you?" "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brittneyreimers7968]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@noelm.2792]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anamarrazzaq1072]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyncuenza]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@flintmidnight]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

4:25 i like how he talks to the kid like he’s an adult lol

[@meahdahlgren5875]

Right

[@jmsmung5790]

"Wanna behave? " "No way" "Well fine then I'll behave" 😍😍

[@damienranidamien6154]

7yhmgr

[@aashishsingh952]

Blink

[@jmsmung5790]

@@aashishsingh952 yupss

[@thatbengalichic]

And there a gentleman was born

[@jmsmung5790]

@ALYSSA TENORIO me too 🥰

[@plsstopursosnnoying]

“I aint sayin nun-“ This kid is going place’s

[@russiandoge7773]

Kid ain’t no snitch

[@ccappa2001]

lol

[@ammarimtiaz88]

Johnny tight lips from the Simpsons

[@l0l_mexyfn328]

Definitely or college but this kid goin places

[@aniyahc.9414]

i was the 300th like yw

[@DracuReny]

Girl: That's why you're ruining my christmas! Mom: It's not even christmas yet Girl: ...Touche I love her xD

[@akhilalexg]

What's the meaning of Touche ?

[@akhilalexg]

@@DracuReny oh ok😁 Thanks bro. 👍👍

[@epicgaming7813]

Akhil Alex good point

[@zexzrofn3361]

I wanna like but I can't coz it's on 200

[@epicgaming7813]

JNS Plxsmaz I was the 200th like

[@GreenHillSonic_Roblox]

7:52 The "Oooook..." from the mom. XD

[@vyceanderson5924]

"Wanna behave?" "NO WAY!" "Fine then, I'll behave." Literally me with my siblings throughout my life.

[@akxstrixers-phantom6930]

Vyce Anderson same for me lol

[@mastermind569]

Hahahahaha 😂😂👌

[@rangv733]

Same. But I did it for my elder brother lol

[@poggers4392]

Lol imagine having a healthy sibling relationship.

[@heyguysitsKyle]

“Wanna behave?” “NO WAY” “Fine then ill behave” Me: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAA*

[@isabella19062009]

Hi

[@ren3466]

XD

[@mastermind569]

Best part of the video

[@thonystark4423]

Is that a sarcastic laugh?

[@shagufajamaldeen7593]

Ezmé and pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[@bokutoxakaashi5222]

Dear “kid who wanted to be a helicopter”, Same

[@yasseralkindi7350]

OMG U LIKE GACHAAA LIFEEEE

[@bokutoxakaashi5222]

EVIANA METAUTE lol 😆

[@bokutoxakaashi5222]

Yasser Al Kindi yeeeeeaaaa

[@mybibliophilicside2214]

Ah a man of culture

[@bokutoxakaashi5222]

Shumyla Gardezi flattering

[@Javairiaktk]

4:36 had me rolling on the floor lol😂

[@harperminix1604]

Same😂

[@granbullwithashinygyarados395]

A helicopter... *I'm done*

[@Cyborg_M]

XD

[@FESSDUP]

I used to say train when i was small

[@crazydutchies1918]

Well you can be identified as a helicopter, don't know if that's real though

[@annetteimo]

I used to say a cat when I was younger .-.

[@timoleary4886]

My name is Samantha

[@happybirthday2078]

1:51 *" I don't want to die... "* It was funny and sad at the same time and my heart broke into pieces... 😂😢😭

[@ameensarmed7367]

Sometimes i wish i've never been born at all -freddie mercury

[@LanguageExpert-hg8do]

Ikr... omG😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fortnitekiller6658]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Louise1025_LimbusCompany]

Well we all are someday.😂 Woosh me

[@TheManHimselfRiceFarmer]

Lol

[@bucket9580]

Siri: "What is your Fathers name?" Child: "Daddy." Honestly, that was too cute 😅

[@vertekxanimeboi1129]

Unless if Siri ask a girl what her father name is

[@Vince_C._Tabz_vince54tmm]

0:26 Kid says; "I ain't saying nothing" it literally cracked me so badly, My tears will be appeared of my laughter!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thesocialhouseadvertising2194]

"Congratulations Samantha!" "What would you like to be when you grow up?" "A helicopter" *This kid is going places*

[@bxtterflyseokjin913]

*LITERALLY*

[@arthurzamora6959]

Not collage but places

[@kayleeschmidt8585]

Samantha, get in line!! Everyone in 2020 wants to be a helicopter!! XD

[@bxtterflyseokjin913]

Kaylee Schmidt lmoa

[@ultragod5652]

The Social House Advertising tony lopez been real quiet😂

[@mattb_edits]

"Wanna behave?" "NO! WAY" "Fine then, I'll behave"

[@larissasantana6452]

i think the lad after the boy said "fine then ill behave" was gonna say "NO WAY!!!!" again lol

[@lelreve6996]

That’s actually very mature! 🙂

[@iamalwayshungryandidkwhy]

Wanna Behave? *NO WAY* fin then I'll beaheave

[@salittlelee7608]

"Its not even Christmas yet" "Touche" I laughed so hard

[@holacomo263]

I didn’t understand that word till I was 9 like the magical

[@hw_973]

Lmao

[@lasinux666]

It’s litterally July 15th where I live (UK, Scotland, Auchterarder, Perth, Dundee) (well my parents are separated but I live in all

[@lestatschlongh8065]

What does that mean hahah

[@lasinux666]

Dinosaur Chen u have 0IQ

[@xxxxzeldabreathofthewildxx227]

I love how the baby cries and then she laughs😂

[@shuddhirey8456]

Left brother "wanna behave?" Right brother "no way!" Left brother "well fine then I'll behave" Think how the father or mother shooting the video must feel😂🤣

[@sarahshwec9184]

🌚🌚🤡🤡😂😂

[@apeowo]

4:36 ''why'd you do that?'' '' why not?'' OH NO HE'S GOT A POINT.

[@liamkarmasine8793]

The baby: .

[@waylon8619]

True🙂

[@MissBK22]

The kid who breaks the egg.. "why not" hes beautiful so cute in his check shirt

[@jaidelamere13]

The dad tho already talking to his son like he’s a man 😂

[@nekiwalrus9583]

it was so funny how he said why not

[@lovina5611]

Baldeesh Chagga IT WAS ADORABLE

[@HENRY-s9h]

@@lovina5611 true

[@aliceheartscharuca]

*WhY nOt*

[@alicegauteng2358]

"There is a yard sale over there mom"😂😂😂

[@s3n0ii91]

"What advice would you give 10 year old you?" *run for your life*

[@igiveup12]

Dun Dun DUUUUN

[@shely_D7vil]

@Shadowcat you were almost the perfect age for Pewdiepie

[@deadmemehi7080]

@@shely_D7vil i am *yeet*

[@luv4dirt]

@@shely_D7vil ɪ'ᴍ 9

[@zzisavage]

Piano Tutorials *FBI OPEN UP*

[@yuqiuuu]

“That’s why your ruining MY Christmas” “I’m not ruining your Christmas,It’s not even Christmas yet” “...” “Touché”

[@biancafigueroa2313]

What does "Touché" means? Pleaseee I need to know ;-;

[@yuqiuuu]

I don’t even know

[@soulfulspec]

It means "good point"

[@iisperson68]

Bia Khan you copy pasted that from google you illiterate junk

[@biakhan6801]

@@iisperson68 yes i did to get exact meaning so whats wrong?? Do you have any problem ? Wherever I copy, what do you do with it? You illiterate too ,you dont know how to talk.

[@helenivanic1628]

Kid 1: Wanna behave? Kid 2: NO! WAY! Kid 1: Well, fine then. I'll behave. Awww, that one is cute.

[@xomiyahlove]

Helen Ivanic 😂

[@emmcmullen9109]

I loved their little southern drawls

[@pandasquadhd]

Your a panda were all pandas in the inside

[@helenivanic1628]

Panda Squad I love panda bears. They pretty much just eat, sleep and poop all day. Hehe. 😂

[@pandasquadhd]

Helen Ivanic I LIVE panda Life

[@paulawilder8368]

My baby sister used to call people "NAMES" when she got mad at them. Because of course she was told not to call people names.

[@marley606]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SuperFraudArtetaOut]

Cuteee 😭

[@1LovedbyHim]

Oh my goodness, that is too cute and funny! 😂😂😂

[@pemcortes9467]

I will teach the kids that😊

[@clarathecoolkid5477]

The kid wearing cowboy boots and eating sauce is honestly a mood😂

[@lovatolove1995]

Excuse me. He is Sipping Sauce. Lol

[@vanessaparm1110]

While u sip let’s make sure that I don’t eat it all cause I wanna have some but with a different spoon I know this is a lot

[@teearakrishna7044]

😈😈😠😠😈😡😦 u creepy werid and I like it

[@pixelcat4593]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@julietbautro313]

Sauce is so good i take off the cheese of my pizza to eat the sauce

[@juventus4lyfe]

“What are you doing?” “Driving mama crazy” That was so funny

[@monti2x739]

It was a good pun

[@mylaeatschildren]

Yeah it was Funny 😂😂😂

[@mikeyjrgonzalez2777]

“What are you doing?” “I sill just driving mama crazy” That is what her kid said

[@amberkeys2124]

8:35 got me laughing so hard I'm crying 😂😭

[@aestheticswithlucy569]

😂

[@saritajaiswal7239]

Say”pity the fool” She said “I peed in the pool” Kids are just too honest

[@MeiGachaYT]

LOL

[@hi-ls6lt]

She was trying to tell him something and he wasn’t listening smh 🤦‍♀️

[@eduardogutierrez62]

@@hi-ls6lt its was a joke

[@zeusgod145playz6]

Lol

[@Motivatingustv]

my child anit honest she lie will like a rug

[@FerretmandoVR]

1:38 had me laughing my bones out

[@Mxtty25]

When that kid said “why not” I died in laughter

[@Mob-es9jm]

Lol for real and the dad seemed like he didn't know what to say lmao

[@abdulrehmanshakoor9515]

😂😂😂

[@moulychourasia5893]

Timestamp?

[@dispatchedpotato417]

Mouly Chourasia 4:27

[@martinsilker9470]

Lol

[@__mastershifureads__]

**cracks egg** "why'd you do that?" "...why not?"

[@truffliearmy3711]

Hahahahah

[@dianishka.]

The best.

[@nofuckingcluetbh4143]

I said that when I kicked my dad in the balls no joke he is literally a human punching bag

[@jojooo_.]

Time stamp

[@goldentiger4435]

fair point

[@CraftCommunityOfficial]

best moment at 4:34 dad: why'd u do that? the boss baby: why not ???

[@arizarii]

I’m I first reply😃

[@agestatsega]

That Kid Is Badass!

[@jacobhall7376]

That ain't no yoke

[@marshal8277]

The most savage kid of history

[@arizarii]

@@marshal8277 yup😎

[@Moon_DoesVR]

When the kid was raging with the golf stuff had me dead 💀

[@Random_Wierdo.]

Kid is a brat, golf clubs, are expensive

[@edwardacquah-h6w]

Same thing

[@Duck-he1yg]

The “Touché” with the shoulder shrug is hilarious

[@moonlike19]

She is so pretty

[@iamtheonlywilly]

I didn't even know what that meant at that age. Wow

[@LRAsisters]

What does it even means

[@bluemike1215]

@@LRAsisters used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person. "“You haven't contributed much, this evening.” “How could I have?” “Touché. I do go on.”"

[@christluvsya929]

Tike stamp?

[@Bellechiessa]

Mommy: "put your eye on the ball" Kid: literally put his eye on the ball.

[@keebship]

Lol

[@zimzalabim2859]

Lol

[@kayceelynalvarado]

Ikr lol

[@arpitshivhare217]

IQ

[@katsukibakugo3821]

Ye

[@grass6740]

"Kind" "And smart" "And important" "I am beautiful!" "I am perfect!" "Mommy's fat!" LOL But look at how nice we talk to ourselves about ourselves when we're young. Self-talk becomes SO negative as we age.

[@muhammadhaziq819]

I wonder why that happened, wanna share your insight about it?

[@solyanamahari8834]

One of my neighbors litterally sound like that girl

[@notyourjack]

Might also be reflective of how her mom talks about the daughter vs herself!

[@theone.whoasked]

she knew

[@puppitsoplaysgaming]

Wait is this from the person who did it the self?

[@AlltheWorldsAStage444]

3:15 in his deep little raspy voice, so adorable

[@crybabydols8797]

"If you give a mouse a cookie what will happen next?" *"It'll choke and die"*

[@JakO_Ob]

This one almost killed me :-D :-D laughed abou 10 minutes at this and almost choked myself 2 times :-D :-D

[@commanderruby2533]

RIP Mouse 1756 - 2019. Choked on a cookie. BIG OOF.

[@Ukko_]

Lmao

[@ninjaboi993]

@@JakO_Ob *○K*

[@nanettewhite8269]

That was the truth. And he kept it honest

[@NorthMan014]

4:24 dad : "Why did you do that" Son : "why NOT!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justanotherrandomperson180]

Ivar theBoneLess These kids are savage!😎

[@jellybeanboi2284]

XD

[@idkjustgimmecheese9299]

Ikr

[@lawrencesun970]

The kid was smart because the father did not yell him not to and besides if he put it down it would still crack(being a child) and you have no bones go to the hospital

[@lorenarios8162]

1:55 "I don't want to die!" Me: Can't relate

[@gerzocapone3528]

Bendon urie ur profile pic tho

[@lorenarios8162]

Ye

[@gerzocapone3528]

@@lorenarios8162 too funny

[@lorenarios8162]

😐

[@annavzn9135]

trueee

[@monique4251]

I ain’t saying nothing and the why not kid took me out 😂😂 straight savages … & when the dad was telling the son to stop while Santa kid in the back just dancing 🕺

[@river9125]

"What advice do you want to give to your ten-year-old self" "rUn FoR yOuR lIfE"

[@patriciaadams8583]

No no, hes got an Point.

[@river9125]

@@patriciaadams8583 truee

[@_-q_k1712]

my man was not joking either

[@somegeek2332]

I was just about to say, like sameee kid sameeeeee

[@river9125]

@@somegeek2332 xD

[@Denzonian]

Girl: "YOU'RE RUINING MY CHRISTMAS!" Mom: "It's not even Christmas yet..." Girl: "...Touche." Literally had me dying XD

[@raeeuiix]

What does touché mean

[@Denzonian]

@@raeeuiix It means "You win" pretty much.

[@mildredadams4174]

We will be a good time to do the same and say hi to know that I have been a good time to get a good day please find the home page you can see that the home page you can see that the home page you can see that the home page you can see that the home page you will be able to know that the home of your home network first and foremost the home of the home page you can driv and say hi and thanks for the sender immediately and delete the message to the sender immediately and delete the message and Wednesday are having a good idea to know if you have any other questions please feel to know if you are not filtered into the

[@Denzonian]

@@mildredadams4174 jobs in the South East and other towns and are in the North area with a wide area with the main in North Yorkshire is a very good for a couple and Los of a thousand pounds in the UK and a few other banks to be able to pay and 5th to get the 7th of each month and pay the rent

[@Romane1111]

Rachel’s Frozen Cover touché means « touched » in French. That’s what we say when someone touches (or maybe you say hit) you in fencing. It means the personne you’re talking to made a good point or that their argument « wins » over yours. It’s funny because we don’t use this expression in France.

[@edgarallanbroo]

“I told the truth a lot today.” Future politician 👌 4:51

[@Mikey-cc2ny]

Ikr

[@MrDdeded]

That’s sounds like something don woulda said at the end of a rally

[@TheOneWhoMotivates223]

I gonna ask dad what he thinks

[@garystacey0129ify]

0:33

[@patriciaedwards6793]

That was too adorable and too cute!!😂😆💕💕🐼🌈

[@lucasmancini2]

Woman: „congratulations samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?“ Samantha: „a Helicopter“ I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@funforkidsforever]

That was my favourite.

[@boyfangirl6321]

That kid pretending to be stuck on the water gallon is a darn good actress.

[@keiryaninarvaez8419]

So true 😂

[@madisonmaloney14]

Ik.. It gave me anxiety lol

[@keiryaninarvaez8419]

@@madisonmaloney14 S a m e

[@steph4517]

I was about a cry but then I almost hit the screen bc she laughed and she was lying xD

[@banyllasayoo5525]

"Run for your life" ,,,this boy is gonna be a legend

[@tiffaa576]

😭😂

[@itsmeh8492]

Till he's ten

[@cablewittebanenoway]

I only just realised it was turned off on a boat

[@vivianamuntean146]

Why would a five-year-old give advice to a 10-year-old?

[@cakepop7297]

“That’s why you’re ruining my Christmas!” “I’m not ruining your Christmas. It’s not even Christmas yet.” _”Touché..._

[@suvan374]

Sherlock Bear stolen comment

[@cakepop7297]

SK Gamez someone else did this? Oops.

[@gachaworld5505]

What's touchè?

[@klikbate8916]

@@gachaworld5505 tou•ché _exclamation_ 1. used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person. -Google Basically you just say it whenever someone has a really good point that you can't argue :)

[@gachaworld5505]

@@klikbate8916 ohhhh ty!

[@TheRealTayyP]

3:15 homie was sippin on the sauce😂😂😂😂

[@vvxt0]

"that's why you're ruining my Christmas." "It's not even Christmas" *"ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰᵉ"* bro are people still seeing this comment

[@Shane-ds6qj]

How did u do that touche like that? Also, funny comment

[@vvxt0]

@@Shane-ds6qj You gotta download Fonts+ and watch an ad, also thx.

[@mrga_dgn]

@Meme umm... No.

[@nicolescharnitzke3119]

þœųç&ə touche

[@sillymonkey5366]

Why did that girl trigger me

[@EJ-si6jj]

When I realise my father’s name isn’t “Daddy”

[@zaryabkhan6806]

@Cursed Windows true 😂

[@salmashowkid3901]

Cursed Windows *i love when that happens*

[@ren3466]

Yes

[@lz_zal4697]

Wait you guys have dads

[@oliverzwatermelongum]

I know my dads name Trompas

[@ClutchDre__]

“I am not ruining your Christmas, it’s not even Christmas yet.” *struts up to the camera* “Touché 🤷🏻‍♀️”

[@Pumpkin_3890]

@@SoloLevellor she said Touché

[@riteysopheaknal1545]

What does Touché mean ?

[@Pumpkin_3890]

@@riteysopheaknal1545 Google's your best friend

[@riteysopheaknal1545]

@@Pumpkin_3890 Google explanation is hard to understand, jezus

[@Pumpkin_3890]

@@riteysopheaknal1545 Don't have to be so extra about it. I guess my tone didn't really convey well, but I didn't mean it in a "you're stupid" or "what are you asking me for creep?" way.

[@mrchris7832]

1:50 had me laughing 😂

[@haileybangle4558]

The mom: I am not ruining your Christmas, It isn’t even Christmas yet The kid: Touché Me: Touché, the best word to say “ well played” in meh language

[@fengwang4588]

Hailey Bangle douch

[@afuamankoabedi-lartey2037]

I liked the kid who went like;"I ain't saying nothing!" Edit:thanks for the likes Peace out✌

[@nathanplayz9927]

Same lol

[@liliadelgado2176]

Lol

[@garykokoshyan99]

Agree

[@newbiedumb1846]

Same

[@Cxnvict]

Thats me

[@IndyIsabelle]

"Say love you!" *kid runs away* *"or not.."* LMAOO

[@user-kw1lz1eu2l]

Lol Wat Lamo

[@cringeykittycreations4038]

IndySimba23 I subbed to you XD

[@real_lampcap]

"He will choke and die" oh nooo 😂😂😂

[@emypriya4394]

"Kind and smart and important, I'm beautiful and I'm perfect." "Mommy's fat!"

[@diggadtve2118]

Lmfao

[@hunteralberytalt]

Hahaha

[@monicaalvarracin1305]

Lol

[@evelyneernest8854]

I AM BEAUTIFUL , I AM PERFECT 👌 MOMMY FAT...!😂😂😂

[@skitterdoogreene2136]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@yellowpickachugamer1ya391]

No its mommy’s fat

[@evelyneernest8854]

OtiliaLeFey BECAUSE 🤣🤣 YOUR THE BIGGEST FOOLISH ...EVER SEEN Taking children words to the reality hehehehh

[@dayyyydream2345]

XD lol

[@hello_oh_laaaaaaaeee]

No one is perfect

[@JeffnAliciaMartin]

“What advice do you wanna give to a 10 year old you?” “Run for your life” *I felt dat*

[@Sunny-jr7hd]

Me to

[@Baset_]

fr fr

[@paktru]

The way he repeated it when she asked again. Like you heard me.

[@haibalev1083]

*SAME*

[@_s1nn1c_3]

Lol XD

[@patriciajones3457]

The “I sip on sauce” was hilarious 😂

[@divyaranjiniranganathan1277]

1:36 I am beautiful. I am perfect! MoMmY’s FaT! I could not stop laughing XD

[@Max-qd3rb]

same

[@shannelelphic5591]

Ikr😂😂😂😂

[@jacksonb7845]

Me too

[@sarahlahouel9878]

Yep XD

[@chriskandfaragaming1592]

Have u seen a series of unfortunate events....

[@preethish8711]

"I'm perfect , Mommy's fat" She just rhymed it so good 🤣🤣

[@joudya9156]

Savage

[@Mrs.WinstonEditzz]

Yep

[@SplitPadPro]

1:39

[@Vinohak]

I would cry

[@LapahnYT]

LOL THAT "touche" got me, even used it right

[@anot1015]

Lapahn what does touché mean?

[@pepesylvia9354]

CoolZukes100 and Tiny_Sprinkle66 how you gonna have the accent mark and then ask that

[@marcuspi999]

Acknowledgement of a clever retort or a jab in response to a statement you made.

[@gracenicholle11]

CoolZukes100 and Tiny_Sprinkle66 it's like saying "point taken" or "point made" something like that. Term's originally from fencing I think.

[@vipV2000]

🤣🤣🤣best part👌🏽👍🏽

[@AlleksPlays]

2:22 If she really wants to be a helicopter, let her be a helicopter lol

[@p47ton51]

“Congratulations Samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?” “*A helicopter.*” *honestly same*

[@elle7021]

Koumai Harold the helicopter from Thomas and friends

[@FaultOK]

Congratulations Samantha, what would you like to be when you grow up?” “ *a helicopter* “

[@TheeGreenApple]

*a plane in 2001 september 11*

[@unnecessaryjourney634]

She Identifies as a attack helicopter.

[@Floreals]

It’s all fun and games until they be sent to war and constantly being shot.

[@emmawoo38]

“I’m sip on sauce” made my whole day, that kid is hilarious

[@el-kiote]

Had a whole "lets get my adulthood started now" vibe going there

[@Sindollx666x]

The cowboy boots sold it even more! That kids freaking hilarious

[@RollerSCoaster17]

And he should wear a shirt lol

[@bingchilling7900]

“Why’d you do that?” “Why not?” BIG BRAIN

[@rupinderpandher222]

That cracked me up

[@BadWebDiver]

That kid sounded like the Godfather! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@danfyli]

*iTs BiG BrAin TiMe*

[@azizahendricks9227]

Do u know pewdiepie?

[@prototypenick8373]

Ang Li THATS what I say to any stupid thing I say

[@andreamontilla2249]

I don't know how many times I watched this video, still it makes me laugh with delight seeing those children challenging their parents with smart replies.

[@AbdulJabbar37193]

7:30 "What is your father's name?" "DADDY!!"

[@judith1932]

She was right the whole time

[@fowzabester9584]

@@judith1932 I know right

[@spider-mark6164]

I don't see Daddy in your contacts.

[@ms10089]

"touche" KILLED ME

[@erinmefford8041]

Soteria for me it was the Alexa one because my Alexa on my kindle went off lol

[@IndyIsabelle]

Soteria what does that mean

[@erinmefford8041]

IndySimba23 I found this I hope it helps www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Touch%C3%A9.&amp=true

[@oiurehj]

It means "Ok, you're right, the thing you said was on point."

[@Kyoot]

I know! Where do kids hear these things? It was SO funny!

[@fattuscattus2200]

“Why is your shirt wet?” “ARARARARARARARDOH” Can’t argue with that.

[@thisisjustanissue]

Fattus Cattus yeh..

[@angelica-mw3hn]

I CHOKED ON MY CHEETOH-

[@dipakkumarniyogi8473]

1:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jalantakbuntu4494]

Walk away "Come here" "NERGH"

[@yasseralkindi7350]

I’ve searched the whole earth for someone as funny as me... I did

[@meimei3990]

8:10 🤣🤣🤣 You got a great informan mom.....😅

[@faithgabriellerosario4651]

First time hearing a young kid saying 'Touchè' **claps**

[@0CrazyTurk3]

+ using it in the right context

[@panerabread6883]

Touché 👌

[@baftirbaftiroski1437]

@@0CrazyTurk3 it's obviously scripted, the way she looks at her mom to confirm she's doing it right...parents like these are the worst.

[@dewi-yl5pm]

Whats a touché

[@flitzofy7479]

Got yo 300 like buddy your welcome

[@Tegres1]

"Run for your life." Same, kid.

[@wizzyferno]

This is a good KZbin well I noticed that it has everything right right okay maybe I better work or it will be good and probably you too but sometimes I don't like scary stuff on KZbin I don't know if it's going to be it is another place for you to

[@wizzyferno]

I9 6th 9oeoto0rfo0oefo0efopepfeorgoprpgprpgoopfo3feoforopt4pgl4lpgrlpgrgrgrgeptkogrogrogorogropgropgropgropgrkogroppgropgrkogropfekfrkpfelflf Elpfelpffle flpefplelpelfpelpfelpfpepflslpfelpfslpfefelpfe,pefefpefeffeplgrplfprlflprfropflprfoprgoprogprgoprgkpefeplfelpfelpfeokfefkoefko4kofeakpeao0rqoe0f3o0t3o0f ld3pkf4pgspekot4ijgrjifromtrmofkkdfkorckocokedokekocokdekookckellceckldlckmdcomcdmkcdkfekfekfodckdkvdoofeofsokkskoskoaskowskowdkoadokscokevokdvokdcokwokwdwkdozkcklscokskfoefkmeckmxcl,scokkxcllscs,lcelmvdl,v,ldl,v,d,lcdmkcsmceimwmdkemkxemkdedkmkedmkedswsweqsqe 2e we q SW SW sw sw swswswliswkoswokkowsokweokwkosswoklswoksaoksolasl,asokasokwsokkwolxwlxwdowdolwdl.wdplple2plp2peplle2lpeq peplwspl2ep2elp2e0p2e0p2e0p2ep00p20pewp0ep20pewe0wpwdeit🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧😍😍😍😘😘.

[@wizzyferno]

I was wondering about this about KZbin it's still done that right Netflix okay Netflix it's not scary and it can be safe for you to watch and okay I'm okay with that because you'll never be scared again and never ever be scared when it's a bad bad thing and you better and good to you because I'm not thinking it's funny scary equals funny

[@wizzyferno]

Pketi030ifioefiefioefeiofe9jtei9firogiogrgkorgorgieforgohorbd0brhrbiornorhoirbirogidgioegirigioeiggirigeigoroigegorgkorgkrgrkogrkogdkovdkokgdokogkgkrgkrkogdoigeigorigoriogrogdgirgiodofodofoefioeofeigoeigoefioefooridgirgriogriofrioffrgrget 3t3oitei9teo9gro9grr9gr9gri9sfifisfioeioiefjiscjievkedigrkgrijgrjibdjigjigrgkmrkgrmkvrmofegmketmlflegmorgrgrjogkvdkrmkgmdgeigdmfefejiveveji9rg9iei9g4gidgr9r3ti9fei9t3o9fei9eofeifi9fei9eo9feifei9fei9fef😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇮🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇵🇾🇸🇪🇸🇪😍😍😍😍😍😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🥥🥥🥥🥝🥝🥝🥝🍌🍌🍌🍌🍋🍋🍋🍊🍊🍊🍊🥐🥐🥐🍙🍙🍙🍘🍘🍘🍘🥣🥣🍲🍲🥘🥘🍛🍛🍜🍜🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥩🍗🧀🧀🌮🌮🌯🌯🥙🥙🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🌭🌭🥪🥪🌮🌮🌯🌯🥙🥙🥨🥨🥞🥞🧀🧀🧀🌭🌭🥗🥗🥪🥪🍿🍱🍱🍱🍱🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫uif3ofjeifioefooefoeiofekogekogokgrokvdkovekovekogrkogrkogekoefkoekefkoegkekvoekoefekogekogrkogrkogrgiooriogriovrvoidg9ievi9rgi9rgi9rgi9rgi9r9ivrogiriof3oifxiofekfoefoefefkoefko3koet3okgoeg3iofoefkoetjoefk

[@wizzyferno]

Well I'm trying to do it right making sure nobody does it again trying to do it again it does work well can you try to help me and about it I want to help you and making sure it's okay because it's alright it's okay9ig4kogri9t4lpgrkotekotoetdjijfeiteiot DT's oidjiejdejfefjijeivevji3fijefjwfijenjsfnjefnjefjefmkevk4ioteifieiogrogeifefiei9ifeokrkogokgrgkrogirogrgidfieofeo and the baby so far just like how I was in my head hurts my life but it looks jute KMT Kia pie ss it miracle incorporated missa Ms mux and I ja is my favorite and most the best to the office and the most of my family I am sure if it was an easy option to use the most it was the last of my last night I was in my room so you'd better be able for the late night mi

[@dawnsmithson4763]

Mum:"Then we can dye" Kid:"I don't want to die!!"😂😂😂

[@taelast777]

😂😂😂

[@chrisalmanza5936]

I’m dying of laughing 😂

[@taelast777]

@@chrisalmanza5936 lol😂😂😂

[@Khaidoes]

Best bit ever

[@yAyEe0629]

she is wrong, she said die and it is not die it is dye

[@TanuWangsu]

Put your eye on the ball😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TanuWangsu]

Almost died laughing 😂

[@Lovely_mya32456]

“Run for ur life” 😂😂😂 that one got me

[@gaylebennett8353]

"I sip on sauce." That kid is literally me

[@fortniteg0d27]

Ok enemy

[@annajochimek9573]

I Sep UN kachap

[@ItachiAnime1]

"Keep your eye on the ball" *puts eye on ball*

[@Vannah.c0mm]

It was I...DIO!! Ya we all knew that thanks!😐

[@lauraplume9952]

Smart kid

[@chaeryin3691]

*_HAHAHA_*

[@codee6905]

lol

[@lolzzlolzzzeikdsid5065]

Blur blur I did it to

[@billykolehmainen9593]

7:47 this kid hates mice

[@pinsandneedles3]

"Why did you do that?" "Why not?" You know what?? The kid's got a point

[@hkaur3402]

😂

[@aalifsafiy302]

No no he's got a piont

[@crazyfuntimefoxy2113]

👁💧👄💧👁

[@itz_andrey9137]

Why not?

[@atharvajadhav2570]

Thats elon right there

[@precilia4115]

She says:Kind and and important I am beautiful, I perfect and Mommy's FAT Bruh I'm dead

[@lauhavivat]

if she called me fat i would just punch her in the face ikr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@narararamammily5386]

Precilia Atsu she has no eyebrows tho

[@latoya5013]

SρΞ⊏ΓrΞ same

[@jongyuemei]

@@lauhavivat yup. i have no mercy.

[@familiekoekkoek5321]

Yesss🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@aanya1398]

Mom: “it’s not even Christmas yet 🤦🏻‍♀️” Her: “touché” Me: 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Doubtyadoubts]

😂😂

[@timothysvoboda5053]

Her parents didn’t read her stories they red her the dictionary

[@aanya1398]

Thx for all the likes :3 it’s the most iv ever gotten