Kyrie Irving & Uncle Drew Cast | Bad Joke Telling

Kyrie Irving and the cast of Uncle Drew go head-to-head telling bad jokes. First to laugh loses!
Catch Uncle Drew in theaters starting Friday, June 29th!
0:23 - Reggie Miller vs. Nate Robinson
2:26 - Kyrie Irving vs. Nick Kroll
4:47 - Lisa Leslie vs. Lil Rel Howery
6:07 - Reggie Miller vs. Nate Robinson Staredown
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[@whistlesports]

COMMENT with a bad joke! We may just shout you out and use it in a future episode!

[@ericplays2194]

What did the horse say to the pig lay off the beacon

[@woyhi]

Why is Rihanna’s schedule so busy? Answer: Because she had to work work work work work work

[@iandrayton]

why did Santa cheat he used the red nose as a light

[@MechanicalSpencer]

What did the country say to the continent? Eur-ope it’s your turn.

[@MechanicalSpencer]

How many pairs does it take to make 1? 2 pears

[@makima2883]

What does kyrie like cooking the most? Curry

[@iamlovingmyself0502]

a s h アシュレイ this actually like a roast

[@97racha]

AHAHHAAHAA

[@naisue9403]

Heyyy thats pretty good

[@ialreadydidmyese6422]

This is my opinion I think Curry is better than Kyrie

[@franklewis2811]

@@ialreadydidmyese6422 fax but i like Russell Westbrook better... tho russ is no the best and i know that

[@TheKraken32]

What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale

[@andrewk6712]

I like ur profile picture canes is the best

[@TheKraken32]

ankahle 10 it’s the best fast food

[@pandaiam]

I wasn't ready for this joke 😂

[@gall9had]

Everybody heard that before

[@whiteout6925]

Noah Self i saw that in a meme

[@ethannewman6304]

Why does tigger smell? Because he plays with Pooh

[@whatintheworld7624]

tigger*

[@noahg5666]

Ethan Newman why did tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh.

[@scaryterry9466]

Ethan Newman Now this 1 is funny

[@tronalddump8868]

Ethan Newman lol

[@netsfan6863]

Ren he said *tigger* right

[@akashaedavelli5990]

are we just going to ignore 3:08 Lol JR

[@nickc8579]

Akash Aedavelli no tat was amazing

[@seansilvino6401]

Drinking too much henny

[@TurrettiniPizza]

Did they cut out Kyrie’s reaction?

[@kevplayzgamesxx2484]

Akash Aedavelli o

[@Chris-bh8ee]

Probably cut out the reaction

[@carteramole2680]

What happens when a pop can is sad? It gets "soda pressed"

[@user-wb1pm4ld1l]

Oh. So depressed. Why am I laughing.

[@brycesnodgrass8373]

person 1: ask me if i’m a farmer person 2: are you a farmer person 1: no

[@ramachandranjayaratnam6625]

Kari mavjn silva

[@messiah2693]

*?*

[@pranit8437]

lololol

[@iamlovingmyself0502]

I chuckled a bit

[@jasmine-yh1mo]

You must be at a low point to copy Sid the science kid

[@zainalam5623]

Kyries face when he said, “why’d you get traded to Boston?” 😂

[@andrewk6712]

How does Moses make his tea Hebrews it

[@aidanprod.1656]

I made this joke myself. Joke: Wanna hear a construction joke Answer: I’m still WORKING on it.

[@tufff6984]

AidanProductions lol

[@elijahroberts777]

That’s, not original but whatever

[@princesalmanofsaudiarabia2468]

u didn’t make it yourself lmao I saw that so many times

[@aidanprod.1656]

your mom ooh my bad I didn’t know. I should’ve known

[@clintcapela5157]

your mom lol your name

[@JaedenSports]

My brother thought of this one that you could include: On the banker's first day on the job, what did he say? "This doesn't make any cents!" XD

[@kyrieuncleirvingchannel2471]

Jaeden Sports trash

[@dc-gv7jm]

kyrie uncle irving channel thats the point

[@JaedenSports]

Diego Carr, thank you.

[@kathryncullimore195]

Ha it makes a dollar!!!! XD

[@therealronniej]

What do you call bears with no ears? B

[@oneismajor4863]

Ron 2cool Someone said this already back in the Dude Perfect bad joke telling ;-;

[@therealronniej]

OneIsMajor/Squalidflunky39 oh really :)

[@oneismajor4863]

It was pinned lol

[@oneismajor4863]

In another video I meant

[@muki4391]

🅱️

[@themajesticgoose6715]

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

[@ethanroh7416]

Why do you want a tree on your team? Because it gets a ring every year.

[@hvllacozy2634]

E_Basketball_ R_First wow 💀

[@NOS2244]

E_Basketball_ R_First lmao 😂😂😂😂🔥👍

[@rickyspanish69420.]

Hahaha!!

[@easportz611albrighton9]

E_Basketball_ R_First i dont get it

[@rbyrnes3635]

This was the best joke I’ve ever heard

[@jdjd4473]

Reggie at the end had me dying. “ Wut duh heck is goin on in hurr “ 😂😂

[@g.c.5645]

What happens to frogs when they park illegally They get toad

[@whistlesports]

😂😂😂

[@yin1577]

Wild Liker lucky he replied

[@dimark17]

Someone else in Dude Perfect said that Wild Liker

[@chubbybunny3778]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sixoupnow123]

"Or is that just JR Smith"😭😭😭

[@keannesalas14]

Friend:what did my UNCLE do when his with you? Me: he DREW me

[@idorandomstuff610]

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. What is the name of the zoo? it's called the shitzu.

[@Sportsguy-rl8wj]

IDoRandomStuff lol

[@cxxlskuga1324]

Celtics:We have a good chance against the warriors Rockets:Yeah us too Warriors:We got Cousins

[@cap1ainkirk600]

Why didn't the pirate finish the alphabet Because he got lost at "c"

[@mastniP]

Omg kyrie is my favourite player 🍀👌

[@kahlilrobinson8880]

Polde Mlakar ikr

[@walker811anime2]

Polde Mlakar meh too

[@mattanderson8045]

What is the difference between snowmen and snow Women. Snowballs

[@westonh2944]

Did you hear about the fight Steve Harvey got into with his wife? It was a Family Fued

[@palnud43]

Weston Hooker this is pretty legit

[@rishi2160]

HAHAHAHA

[@daniellec3695]

What do we call an animal who makes unique phrases? A OX-ymoron.

[@kayleealger1117]

Teacher: Max you get one chance to answer my question correctly or the whole class gets extra homework. Max: Ok. Teacher: What color do red and yellow make? Max: I don’t know... Pink? Teacher: Sorry that’s incorrect. All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance. Teacher: Alright fine, what’s 1+1? Max: 2. All the blondes in the class: Give him one more chance.

[@jeremiahhazelwood3238]

Here is another bad joke ... did u hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes ... he won the no bell peace prize

[@russellopez3691]

Jeremiah Hazelwood LMAO that’s a rlly good bad joke, was that og?

[@jeremiahhazelwood3238]

Benedict I put a couple other good ones I hope at least one gets featured

[@whistlesports]

🤣🤣🤣

[@russellopez3691]

Jeremiah Hazelwood I’m sure at least one will

[@scaryterry9466]

Jeremiah Hazelwood that 1 was Pretty good actually

[@zachkuhn967]

No Shaq, No Views

[@randomproductions1211]

Why are subway conductors so good at their job? Because they train

[@gl0_0mycorn17]

When Nate Robinson said “Which team scares chickens the most” to Reggie Miller, Reggie replies “Which team” “The Denver Nuggets” that’s an amazing joke. Bravo

[@xxproeditingmagexx7593]

“Or is that just JR Smith.” 😂

[@MrPiks-bi3nr]

Why did the toilet paper never cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in the crack.

[@cesar-zd7ge]

3:16 Jr Smith got roasted LOL 😂

[@Sharky-pj6li]

That Boston Sell tix joke😂💯💯💯

[@zemiravena8666]

What did the football coach say to the vending machine?... Give my QUATER BACK lol

[@ecj3187]

What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car? CARLOS

[@evananderson2496]

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto

[@wqxryflixzyt1398]

How did the scarecrow win the super bowl He was outstanding in the fields

[@doy3505]

Dude the comments are the best part of this 😂 😂 😂

[@mightyluvsol]

bruhhhh, Nick Kroll taking shots at JR Smith for not taking shots lolol

[@supply2155]

SISTER ADDED : Why did the cow cross the road? to get to the udder side. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@lizzythekitty7457]

Here's a joke for you. "What did the fish say to the hallucinating fish? 'Youre herring things!' " I seriously made that one up.

[@gtcosmoredstars5795]

I am taking my friend to this movie for his birthday. I will laugh all day and all night. Just imagine that this was first a funny creative advertisement for Pepsi. Too good!

[@080rlzomuanpuia2]

Nick Kroll's character in the movie is his real life character dayumm 😂😂😂

[@Nae10Yee]

Guy 1: Have you seen that movie about constipation? Guy 2: No. Guy 1: It hasn’t come out yet. Guy 2: *farts* Guy 1: There’s the trailer.

[@BuuismLovesKatts]

Lmao that ref one got me sooooo good

[@johnlester2089]

3:17 J.R just got roasted LMFAO

[@juzothewizard]

Bro Lil Rel Howery looks like a cross between Cedric the entertainer and Kevin Hart. 🤣🤣

[@bethimbuzeiro2595]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Batman: Get in the car!

[@gabrielsolares1048]

Kyrie just said my name bruh I’m DIEING 🤣

[@micahbaker8820]

My friend: what’s up Me:the ceiling

[@AmandeepSingh-hu2ir]

“Or is that just JR Smith “😆

[@carsonkrichman8946]

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer

[@rickyspanish69420.]

XD

[@JDAWG5090]

1: hey do you want to hear a joke? 2: sure! 1: yeah me too.

[@ientondiabo948]

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear

[@thelegitbosswazhere3338]

Q: why didn't the toilet paper cross the road A: because it got stuck in a crack

[@WolfKingJS54]

The tissue and boogie is one of the oldest jokes in the book. How are you going to laugh at that one

[@mayacampos100]

Ikr

[@dazmondvantkruis8136]

WolfKingJS54 the part that annoyed me is that she called t her joke

[@animeboy-lm7gk]

6:13 when your math teacher tells you to pay attention

[@markokaranfilovski8656]

- what is the scariest mexican food?? - a BOOroito

[@ammana6553]

What do u call a cow with no legs.... Ground beef

[@colin9582]

What do u call a cow with two legs Ur mom Because she has two legs?...

[@donutdog3552]

Old joke

[@sergeantmontes372]

Lol this joke actually made me laugh nice Bru just for that I'm subbing

[@jeremiahhazelwood3238]

Here is another bad joke ... how many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb ... a Brazilian

[@westonh2944]

What starts with T,ends with T,and has T in it? A tea pot

[@TittySprinklesMcFck]

got some jokes yall can use! -What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall? Dam! -What happens if a cow walks on a landmine?....Utter Destruction! -What do you call creepy corn?...A STALKer -What do you call an Alaskan cow? An Eskimoo lmao okay im done, but yeah lemme know if you want to use any of these, if not hubba bubba may want em! XD

[@dimark17]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound crazy.

[@JaedenSports]

I thought of this one myself, I didn't copy it: When asked a hard question, what did the tree reply? I'm stumped. XD

[@jeremiahhazelwood3238]

Jaeden Sports u did not come up with that I have seen it on the internet

[@JaedenSports]

Ok, I didn't know that. I had heard a joke a little bit similar to it, but I had not heard that joke before. My apologies.

[@rare5960]

You have to be like 11

[@gav0280]

0:25 that Rock Paper Scissors game was the only game Reggie won that was important to him

[@walker811anime2]

I create my joke by myself Joke: wanna hear a construction joke Answer: im still working on it

[@thisismyname3131]

Some people used that one before you liar

[@carterh2247]

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? TEN TICKLES

[@desperado1736]

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

[@vihaankapoor4737]

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? 1; But the lightbulb has to want to change :)

[@brendanbautista1861]

Bruh Nate's face in the stare down got me

[@davidcastro671_]

What do you call a fish that is good at basketball? A Starfish

[@animeboy-lm7gk]

6:30 That face tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yin1577]

What do you say when you accidentally put a quarter in a vending machine? Can i have my quarterback Yeh I'll leave now

[@felyperez2647]

What did the wide receiver say when he put his quarter in the vending machine by mistake? Can I have my quarterback?

[@ralllagas5449]

Uncle Drew's team was so dominant that Kevin Durant wanted to join that team.

[@dimark17]

Knock Knock? The interrupting cow. Moooooooooooo!

[@jacobsup]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

[@james.calderone]

Lol Reggie laughed before the game even started.

[@socal3154]

What’s Bill Belicheck’s favorite NFL team other than the Patriots? The Bills

[@olgabuban843]

What do you call a bee that is from America? a USB😂

[@marcotampoya1917]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh: TEN-tickles

[@gav0280]

0:25 this is the only time Reggie celebrated in his life

[@nonamelyrics5725]

6:38 That noise that Reggie made though

[@itsjrizz]

"Which cats will always be poor? Cheetahs, cause they never prosper"

[@asariasio3199]

What did the jelly say to Beyonce???? I don't think your ready for this jelly!!! :)

[@joshuaking4139]

Did u hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. 😂😂😂

[@ericwang1577]

I like the polar bear joke because I love Seal.

[@abdullahahmed3067]

He out here wearing the same clothes for every video and promoting this movie in one day 😂😂

[@MrEtherShot]

4:34 Lebron getting swept by the warriors

[@josemedrano64]

Where's a good place to get married? Maryland!

[@bobfreeman1128]

the cringe

[@keiejeieieke5022]

This ain’t it

[@prodc]

I love reggie Miller's energy

[@georgegeri1392]

Reggie Miller's ears so big they servicing me with Wi-Fi

[@daniellec3695]

Which basketball team knicked the most? The NY Knicks.

[@SammyGGtMC]

Why did the kids get scared to sleep outside. Because it was in-TENTS

[@walker811anime2]

Roses are red Violet are blue Wait!! Its that uncle drew?

[@irzapratama8880]

@3:08 lmao nick did JR like that

[@stocktonstudios8141]

Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? A: Because there trunks were too low

[@ΆγγελακοςΤρατσελος]

What is colder than an ice cube ? Two ice cubes !

[@JarvisN]

What happens when you choke a 3-1 lead in the finals? You become a warrior (:

[@jacobsanchez9178]

Nates Face tho 🤣😂