L.A. Noire: More Quality Time with Cole Phelps

[@FireballsOdoom]

"Too slow, Rusty!"

[@Supdude.]

Why does it sound like a fleshy water balloon whenever someone falls

[@LavenderBabies]

Lol ikr

[@lowhp_comic]

Their heads seem to be made of rubber as well xD

[@trojan4271]

6:33 R.K.O! R.K.O OUTTA NOWHERE!

[@wind_scar_6711]

xXxTrojanxXx lol

[@poketrainer2030]

dude i almost wet my pants... ty for this

[@thecavedweller616]

"he's an honest cop!" *charges into oncoming automobile*

[@BluChemical9087]

AHHHHHUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!-Cole Phelps 2011

[@somedude5644]

Cole Phelps is a suicidal maniac!!

[@toddsmitts]

...but Phelps would not leave him be.

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

6:28 FLYING ELBOW!!!

[@Lyne_Taperz]

"Well, you don't see that everyday."

[@xxdatgamerguyxx4844]

it makes me sad how he dies so easily in this game liek Ef u cri evertiem

[@l0kaltpsykf4ll34]

alternate title '' LA noire : cole phelps commits insurance fraud

[@shrimp3rjr413]

06:32 flying head but OUTTA NOWHERE !!!!

[@everaldosantos5554]

Why cars sudently turn like that under the bridge? Is that a bug in the game?

[@ayyylmao101]

Everaldo Santos Yes.

[@McJobless]

tl;dr: Developer oversight, quicker to code in this rotation than get animators to make something. Because of the way the vehicle pathfinding system works (auto-spawning cars on roads and giving them travel points), cars will always end up driving down this street. Having cars stop and stack up at the dead-end would look ridiculous, and be a massive waste of resources (every car takes up a heavy bit of performance, which is why the cars are despawned when they just get out of view). The easiest solution (that doesn't involve breaking vehicle pathfinding everywhere else in the game) is for vehicles to adopt a U-Turn maneuver. Because there's nowhere else in the game a U-Turn is required, this is considered a "low priority issue". Since there were much bigger problems for developers to focus on, the quick-fix meant no proper animations were built; the cars use a bit of hardcode to say "rotate X degrees and move Y meters" so that they align with the opposite direction and continue on their way (that bit of hardcode can be whipped up in seconds; scheduling an animator to do make the animation plus a programmer to implement it can take days). This method overrides the standard driving behaviours, so it doesn't do the normal "make sure Cole Phelps isn't standing in the way" checks, and thus the cars continue to rotate and knock Phelps. The physics system is designed so it checks how fast one object is intersecting another object, and because of the speed of the rotation, the physics system believes the car is hitting Phelps with INCREDIBLE force, leading the the ragdoll mode and health damage.

[@ayyylmao101]

McJobless That was wholly wonderful to read, lmao

[@Ғязэимя]

4:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laggy3099]

We need to follow that lead from the pawn broker's.

[@Guest666RBLX_YT]

4:06 7:15

[@MajesticManabe]

2:04 XD

[@warbossbloodskar3704]

3 seconds in and im already laughing my ass off, this gonna be good :>

[@ginag1436]

Cole phelps and jack kelso And captain

[@MekhiThatotherguy]

Cole Phelps shaking in that car 7:15

[@Cypher_FED]

"Do that again and I'll bust your chops"

[@themajesticbulldog3832]

I think LA Noire is like gta 4 in a way

[@amazinglarry9920]

No way??? How.

[@isomericgamer6644]

The graphics look a lot like GTA 4 the physics engine however is a mess in LA noire some sounds were reused from 4 and tons of other stuff too GTA 5 however doesn't look like GTA 4 but still has tons of stuff from it hell even the radar style is taken from GTA 4 (next gen version) the health and armor colors were the same color from 4 and the car sounds (not the engine sounds the startup sounds, the gear changing sound, hit and damage sounds,horn sounds) even the anger system for example if you die in 4 and get out of the hospital Niko will sound a lot more aggressive and his facial expressions change this exactly happens in GTA 5 there is a ton more but I can't remember RN.

[@IMP72357]

Ralph: Phelps, leave him be.

[@Astrophysics]

This is what happens after all the cases

[@Astrophysics]

YOU JUST ASK THAT YOUR FINE AND YOUR NOT REALLY FINE

[@javierlucero1300]

Cole's Down Officer Down

[@Kinglungss]

How is he not partnered with machinima

[@summerxg100]

3:02 he almost did the dab

[@ggrand8698]

Murdered by a Homicide Detective. Oh the Irony!

[@4FanBatman]

I do this when I don't feel like investigating!

[@SalmahOx]

Thanks for washing your drunk

[@solseppies]

Love the hogs of war music ♡

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

where on the map is the road of death?

[@wellthen4223]

above 7th street.

[@impastablevevo3882]

actually it's just north (on the map) of the 7th street bridge which is on the southeast-most part of the map

[@wellthen4223]

still the same.

[@mikumutual]

Hey, uh... I know it's been four years, but does anyone know the outro music?

[@UncleHappy5]

I was so tight I couldn't walk.

[@Miguel_morales99]

Q U A L I T Y G A M E P L A Y

[@geckosgaeilge1503]

Where is that place with the *FLEXY* cars

[@tsja1989]

are you drunk mister?

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

or are you just cracked?

[@supertrinigamer]

what is that road that launches you?

[@darklombaxiv8283]

0:04 EEUAUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!

[@maxshumylo1921]

holy crap. wow. that is all.

[@boogieblade6072]

Why did you run in front of cars that stunk but I like your other videos so I'll give you a thumbs up

[@Mathewp2428]

What Is the location at the beginning of the video??

[@yeetyeet3876]

Where the cars turn like that

[@johntorres1951]

chidas caidas

[@yeetyeet3876]

Where is that place on the game

[@gold7369]

Where is the glitch road location?

[@chrisdodd6281]

So how do you do to it?

[@crashmariosonic1]

PHYSICS!

[@ronaldcampbell665]

Is this some type of gta or saint rows. It looks just like them .

[@MrCelroy]

Published by rockstar, the people who also make gta

[@ReviewingMagnet]

It is similar to those but in this you play a police officer solving crimes.

[@vice88]

Are you dumb or what

[@ronaldcampbell665]

They lokked simular fool

[@11facehugger]

Ronald campbell please speak properly

[@minichou]

lol funny as alaways!

[@carlosmendoza6030]

What did I wash?

[@LaGuNi_LIM]

Where Donwload L.A. Noire??

[@vice88]

At a game store near you

[@LaGuNi_LIM]

Brandon Raymond o_O

[@seihtsukai9922]

Матвей Игроман Buy games are for the weak www.skidrowreloaded.com/l-a-noire-skidrow/

[@LaGuNi_LIM]

Seih Tsukai Im Russian Sorry.Donwload not buy//

[@seihtsukai9922]

Матвей Игроман Worry not, that's a link for download the game for free.

[@GaadorR4zer]

uhhhh love

[@jonathanlamas7004]

Like it

[@beastlysense5917]

is that gta3

[@archerboy7922]

really -_-

[@thecavedweller616]

really

[@NNNSSSCCC]

really?

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

no it's gta 6

[@Guest666RBLX_YT]

Did you even read the title

[@lindsay2591]

7:02

[@lindsay2591]

7:02

[@lindsay2591]

7:01

[@lindsay2591]

0:31

[@lindsay2591]

3:22

[@vovawalkertex7934]

hi

[@kirbiscuoustyler1152]

bye

[@ISAIAH96MARTIN]

XD

[@ДимаМоспанов-ц2у]

Круто

[@HEUN0318]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[@samuelthorferreirareisdoss7406]

Juju

[@MauricioRodriguez-th3hp]

I

[@YoungCraggy]

Just a bunch of sequences where Phelps gets run over a bunch of times and pushes people. Where's the humor in this?

[@Ceratosaur]

And you opinion and question is really cared about

[@YoungCraggy]

Want my opinion? You suck at grammar.

[@Ceratosaur]

Oh big wow I left out an "r", so what it's a typo. Dumbass.

[@jasonmosher8047]

It is a classic form of comedy known as "Slapstick". Some good examples of "slapstick" would be The Three Stooges.

[@pikachu896]

"Look at me! I'm so cool for making fun of other people's sense of humor!"

[@camilalourenco3330]

caminhei

[@carlosmendoza6030]

What did I wash?

[@lindsay2591]

3:37 3:42