L reveals his one fear

[@crusaderknight4792]

Wow. And to think L put aside his fear when dealing with Light just tells you how dedicated he was to justice

[@somethingclever4297]

Turns out the Kira case was just exposure therapy.

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

Light isn't gay... In fact he wouldn't let ANYONE desecrate his body with their orifices

[@osheridan]

In this universe Light is aroace, which is less terrifying

[@rafaelcastor2089]

And this right here is why L is the second best. The best spot is, of course, reserved for Silly Mello

[@sealsaregood5146]

Hi Near, thanks for watching

[@jackslater8573]

N disguised as R, is fitting.

[@skelitonizer]

i was about to say Near is that you? but everyone else beat me to the joke

[@SquashDemon]

I like how it's left ambiguous whether Mello did or did not hear Near's psychic projection.

[@npbody]

L saying all this while near is trying to telepathically talk to Mello

[@Vanessomatic]

Trying to? No, he's succeeding.

[@npbody]

@@Vanessomatic well Mello doesn't look the best at the end

[@georgehouliaras7239]

His parents were absolutely right. After all, L ended up dying by someone whose name is "Im a gay."

[@skittybug6937]

"I'm a gay"*

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@skittybug6937 How did I messed that up? Lol. Thanks.

[@skittybug6937]

@@georgehouliaras7239 Now it says Yagamai backwards It should be "Im"

[@Someguyhere111]

L: "I'm 6% certain Light is Kira." Matsuda: "After that he went to town to meet with some friends." L: "5%." Matsuda: "And his boyfriend." L: "10%."

[@Lololooplol]

Imagine Mello being confused the entire time on why near isn’t babbling about their mellosexual (definitely didn’t steal the word from a comment) friendship

[@sealsaregood5146]

@@Lololooplol I think he's grateful for the moment of (relative) sanity

[@ivanryan5755]

@@sealsaregood5146 This is funny, though some of what L says does sound typically PC.

[@sealsaregood5146]

​@@ivanryan5755he is speaking through one tbf

[@osheridan]

2:58 The fact that this part is canon 😭

[@Lololooplol]

Next video should be light revealing his biggest (secret) fear (sleeping with misa)

[@somethingclever4297]

No wonder they are enemies.

[@sh4d0wfl4re]

I think that also became L’s biggest fear at some point; that Light was actually into Misa, even Light being gay and into him was less scary

[@karizake]

I'm starting to see why Beyond Birthday went insane.

[@Paolo-ec2si]

Jesus L why did you beat him up!

[@kjullthedemon]

This one was really clever.

[@IchCharacter]

Beating him up wouldn't have driven him insane. My theory is that he accidentally picked up all of Near's attempts to telepathically communicate with Silly Mello, unable to block them out. That would do the trick.

[@Paolo-ec2si]

@@IchCharacter so that mixed with the shinigami eyes.... Ok then I can understand why he decided to go for cannibalism.

[@Guilherme-JK]

A jehovah's witness witness? Bro, you created a whole religion for a video?

[@sealsaregood5146]

I'll do it again

[@darthmeta6445]

@@sealsaregood5146 ... please don't. For God's sake (more so my own), please don't!!

[@Guilherme-JK]

​@@sealsaregood5146ok

[@alexanderx33]

goofy.jpg

[@chilljelloton2089]

@@sealsaregood5146 i beg of you to do so

[@PainSentinel]

This video isn't even about Near, but he's the best thing in it yet again. This is easily one of my favorite channels.

[@psymin0]

So... is Near Telepathic...? Or am I the only one who heard his thoughts in the video? I'm freaking out, people!

[@Biodeamon]

no that was diagetic

[@balls_gaming]

Holy crap i found a woosh in the wild. Observe it, in it’s natural habitat

[@sparkle-kohi]

You’re the only one bro, no one else heard anything. The 20 seconds of near sitting there in silence were kinda confusing tbh

[@klingoncowboy4]

Interesting twist on all the memes shipping L and Light

[@alexanderx33]

"There is no deeper meaning to this!" 🤣

[@energon-hq]

"I was already 7 after all" LMAO 😂

[@somethingclever4297]

That sure is a quote from the video.

[@osheridan]

I'm almost 15 😠

[@GippyHappy]

Hey, we all have a lot of fun in this crazy little space we call the internet. But it's been a long while, and I believe it's time again, to recall a long forgotten phrase of days past that feels more relevant to me now than ever before. The only way I can truly express how I feel in this moment, about what has just transpired, the only way I can convey my feelings to you. *WHAT* did I just watch?

[@vexspacey2644]

An MP4 file uploaded to the internet by someone’s computer. Du

[@DarthMater]

I think the funniest part is that L's rambling story and Near's attempt to psychically communicate with mello do not intersect in any way. It's the obvious punchline and it just goes completely ignored.

[@ArnavJha-y1t]

i know you wouldnt get comments like these but you are very creative intellectually those near jokes are always new and different

[@aauok]

Bro wait till L finds out his name is the first letter of the LGBTQ Community name

[@somethingclever4297]

That's why he picked it. Like how he said he went to bars.

[@baintreachas]

lesbians terrify him so much he was unable to even speak of them even as he opened up on his deepest, darkest secret…

[@makotoitou9840]

This is why no one likes you

[@insomiaccryptid]

Ah, so "Lesbian" is his full name. Hmm... I can see why it was too hard for Kira to figure out on his own. He had the trap set from the beginning. No one would've even considered THAT as a possibility... Very clever, L... Very clever...

[@marcofischer5978]

​​@@insomiaccryptidThat means Death Note's whole plot is the L vs the G (becase Yagami is imagay backwards)

[@dragonknight1560]

No wonder he hates Light! IT MAKES SENSE. Not because he thinks he's gay but his last name of Yagami.... and maybe that Light is confident in his own self-being than L's.

[@genericyoutuber8098]

Good on you L for trying to get over your homophobia! 👍

[@Legate_Blaezius]

If we go by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original work and not reboots, then according to wiki Sherlocke was born in 1854, if L were to have beating Sherlocke in tennis as even a slight acomplishment, that means A 170 YEAR OLD MAN is able to in some regard play decent tennis against a 24-5 year old

[@LordSkella]

The disabled and mentally challenged used to scare me due to tagging along with my mom to her college course of taking care of them for college. I later. Volunteered with them to inoculate myself to the fear. I can tolerate them now. Shout out to L for trying to be inclusive!

[@CDrim]

He's scared of Near, Mello and Matt????

[@weeaboobaguette3943]

Near isn't an homosexual, he's a mellosexual.

[@somethingclever4297]

Also light.

[@AMPF...]

And himself ofcourse

[@jaylee9552]

Oh, please, Near is Mellosexual obviously

[@krishnakantbhatt9947]

Who's Matt?

[@carmens9968]

1:12 Near usually those of us that are able to are born with the ability and have relatives to help us hone our abilities. But I really appreciate your openness to see if you have developed the ability. 🤗💕 Honestly you probably don’t want to hear what he was thinking 24/7, but your curiosity is admirable and heartwarming! 🙂

[@NameName2.0]

Honestly, good on L for trying

[@stardustandflames126]

I mean... at least he's trying? Considering the starting point that's commendable progress.

[@Your_L0cal-Editor]

As a Near stan, I approve of this video.

[@joechudleigh94]

I love the content Seal. Cracks me up. So funny how Near is super deluded

[@TeenR0b0t]

There were so many layers here. So many layers. I laughed so much.

[@Redwoodtrees-um9bf]

L just really hate happy people on the daily. that's TOTALLY it

[@Paolo-ec2si]

And gay does indeed means happy 😁

[@Moji_Night]

Idk what to tell ya. This is a cinematic masterpiece

[@NameName2.0]

The way 🎉Mello🎉 just.. erupted like that..

[@blackholeinacan]

Oh man, absolutely cracking up watching this. Great job as always!

[@tristanfoss7469]

Mello probably has the same fear after all the (loving) harassment from Near.

[@kyomado]

while also having a matt as his boyfriend in this series? probably not lmao

[@dougdimmadome6278]

Gay people also scare me (I'm one of them)

[@darkphoenix2745]

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

[@dougdimmadome6278]

@@darkphoenix2745 nah it's cause attractive people scare me

[@darkphoenix2745]

@@dougdimmadome6278 NGL, that reminds me of Jonny Bravo lol

[@phonybeautrain6520]

Ah Good Old Social Anxiety!

[@darkphoenix2745]

Bro's the literal definition of homophobia.

[@smaller_cathedrals]

Well damn, almost as if it was LITERALLY spelled out in the video ("homophobic in the truest sense of the word.") You'd lose against Sherlock on a Thursday.

[@darkphoenix2745]

@@smaller_cathedrals I mean, how many people say that outloud tho? Don't know about you, but people I saw aren't often that open about their phobias like that.

[@TheGostalex]

The mafia is officially open

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

The polar bears though 😂😂😂. Such happy Bois.

[@sunaslayss]

I love your videos please don’t die

[@three-moons6036]

This channels righting is just immaculate.

[@nemo-x]

My sides are in pain as always. Good job!😂

[@angelbeatsloves4572]

Well, at least during this time, the whammy boys also had things they were going through as well before and then after what L said. Near can still love his silly Mello from a far and telepathically in his head but can't say it aloud unless it is just him and his silly Mello alone with eachother but maybe make an exception for Matt cause he supports and i bet Matt is just in the closet at this time cause of his fear with his crippling anxiety but Mello has it worst with exceptance and denial but is probably curious himself it was all a matter of time before fear turns into a crime of love and passion

[@raynarayskye]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I would watch it again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karafaulkner36]

WAKE UP BABE new Seals are Good Deathnote video just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

[@Atlas00070]

I wish for more matt and mello content in my upcoming birthday

[@xissel]

Mello took so long to finish his thought I just can't

[@CosmicAnew]

I deeply love Mello

[@randomstuff6355]

You know, since Matsuda is unemployed, as of recent events i shall not further elaborate on so people can enjos the video, how about him going all in on his whole "being Manager of Misa-Misa"-thing and Misa being too nice to tell him Mogi already became her manager?

[@sunaslayss]

2:37 I still refuse to accept that near is a nepo baby. MY SON IS NOT A NEPO BABY!

[@guillermoelnino]

a very justified fear.

[@kylb7132]

This is insane

[@junipertanyoutube6661]

Near does what I like to do sometimes

[@dreamerwav698]

i feel like im having a fever dream

[@unfunny4346]

Honestly I'd be scared too

[@limerencefeen]

i cant tell if u do or do not ship mello and near sometimes

[@sweetmesaJS]

university of louisville thumbnail

[@nathanh.8511]

As an ex-JW myself that Witness Witness bit was a little too real 😂

[@edgufibot8669]

wild thumbnail

[@blackchibisan8116]

As a Jehovah’s Witness… I can confirm that the Jehovah’s Witness Witnesses are real. I’ve never met one, but I move often. XD

[@wrathofainz]

Great, now I've got Near making me relive old tinder dates xD Explore your sexuality. In the words of dark souls veterans: "Try finger, but hole"

[@P_I_G_G_A]

I never watched this anime, thats thf context with monitor and white haired guy

[@insomiaccryptid]

Monitor guy - L, famous detective, idol of the kids he's talking to White haired guy - Near, one of L's potential successors, (obsessed with Mello, but that's not canon, and just a running joke on this channel) Blond haired guy - Mello, also one of L's potential successors, hates Near

[@P_I_G_G_A]

@@insomiaccryptid thanks

[@OttoKreml]

Deathnote is an amazing show. It would be far worse however, if L was gay.

[@sunaslayss]

I love you L, 2:16

[@Paolo-ec2si]

What a.... Tragic and horrible backstory... It makes me so sad that someone like L had to be the part of the Jenoba witnesses since he was a child, but it's good to know that he found a new life and his homophobic parents got a very brutal death.

[@wholesome2792]

How do you come up with this greentext level scripts for Near?

[@ezequielgarrido3984]

Please somehow throw in a gojo satoru easter egg next deathnote vid ❤

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Wait, why is that boy voiced by Red from OSP?

[@MaDreameuse]

Jehovah's witness's witness XDD

[@beauxism]

Can I ask how you make these voices work?

[@azliaheaven]

thid was an experience for sure 🤣

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

L, I'M KIRA!

[@Biodeamon]

I mean have you SEEN pride parades these days? You SHOULD be scared

[@aosth5]

Nobody's perfect 🌈

[@Etheralbean]

Crazy

[@nemo-x]

I can't wait to see how mellows relationship with matt and near develops! Will it trigger fear in L? Or will he be able to overcome his fear of gay.

[@benm98]

Why can’t Anakin and L bond over their love of beating orphans/ younglings?

[@Biodeamon]

L that sounds kinda gay this was pretty progressive for the time it was released

[@nnaannccyy30]

hey buddy

[@ilovechuuyaa]

guys L is a lesbian trust me

[@Helman_16]

I agree with L with this one tbh

[@somethingclever4297]

What's so scary about gay people.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@@somethingclever4297Monkeypox

[@aauok]

@@Helman_16 Akiyama I agree

[@aauok]

@@somethingclever4297 What? Are you gay or something

[@republiccommando4041]

As someone who was raised in the religion this speaks to me. Also anyone who knows where my profile pic is from knows how far I've gone lol

[@amare7430]

yeah there's no heterosexual explanation for that

[@tjarkschweizer]

Is that from... Fallout Euquestria?

[@republiccommando4041]

@@tjarkschweizer yep pip

[@tjarkschweizer]

@@republiccommando4041 Cool. Never checked it out myself but knew it existed.

[@tjarkschweizer]

@@republiccommando4041 I knew it! Never actually checked it out but I knew it was a thing.

[@norrieslibrary]

winchester

[@BakedBanana]

oh no

[@SobbleWobble13]

We all know 😅

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

Yes, annihilating Sherlock Holmes because L definitely knows how to make other fictional characters become real 😂

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

that was so homophobic, antiqueer, and incestually based comedy. And wow, that is hilarious an idiot made that shit up on the fly 6 days ago. Colour me not-surprised and mildly chuffed as I've literally heard worse assumptions made of an ordinary upright citizen that mostly keeps to themself. :)

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

literally the only thing that goofy mother fucker is guilty of being themself..

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

( you just gave them free cool points and reasons to be dating material ) :)

[@naturalinstinct4950]

Lmao

[@_Stalc_]

you can smell them before you even see them

[@DefileOdds]

My old man was a supremacist, it made me hate my own kind. I hear you bro, i get it.

[@KimeramonRocks]

people need to explain why they are homophobic? well, it is true you either get strange looks or people saying they are also homophobic with no in between other than remaining silent out of fear

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

no. their silent due to your ignorance and not wishing to associate with your bullshit..

[@ezraclark7904]

Sounds like Red from OSP

[@VetinariClone]

I feel L on that one. For me it’s internalized racism. I grew up in Seattle, which is low key extremely racist. It’s all in a very liberal, we voted for Barack Obama twice, kinda way, but it’s definitely there.

[@chiroh145]

We don’t care nerd

[@jlev1028]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[@jlev1028]

Discord L's voice reminds me of Slippy's head Jontron hallucinated in his Stairfax Temperatures video.

[@vAqeii]

The schizo posts keep on coming 😭😭

[@SymmetricalDocking]

L's greatest weakness is the one aspect where he's Normal. Checks out.

[@osheridan]

It is normal to beat Sherlock Holmes, yes

[@Axocomics-pr2bg]

L does lie a lot so could this mean hes making an excuse and he is actually trying to say "imagay" 😏 Edit: wow I got more likes then I do friends 🥲

[@pastnastification69]

It's okay L. I too am scared of ,"the gay"

[@Brimmsune]

The gay to rule over all gays