L reveals his one fear

[@crusaderknight4792]

Wow. And to think L put aside his fear when dealing with Light just tells you how dedicated he was to justice

[@somethingclever4297]

Turns out the Kira case was just exposure therapy.

[@antoniocarlosgoncalvesfilho]

Light isn't gay... In fact he wouldn't let ANYONE desecrate his body with their orifices

[@osheridan]

In this universe Light is aroace, which is less terrifying

[@SquashDemon]

I like how it's left ambiguous whether Mello did or did not hear Near's psychic projection.

[@ZeVroomingAmbulance]

i want to know XDD

[@rafaelcastor2089]

And this right here is why L is the second best. The best spot is, of course, reserved for Silly Mello

[@sealsaregood5146]

Hi Near, thanks for watching

[@jackslater8573]

N disguised as R, is fitting.

[@skelitonizer]

i was about to say Near is that you? but everyone else beat me to the joke

[@Venus_Plaza]

Did everybody already forget about MAX

[@georgehouliaras7239]

His parents were absolutely right. After all, L ended up dying by someone whose name is "Im a gay."

[@skittybug6937]

"I'm a gay"*

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@skittybug6937 How did I messed that up? Lol. Thanks.

[@skittybug6937]

@@georgehouliaras7239 Now it says Yagamai backwards It should be "Im"

[@DarthMater]

I think the funniest part is that L's rambling story and Near's attempt to psychically communicate with mello do not intersect in any way. It's the obvious punchline and it just goes completely ignored.

[@nada3492]

LMAOO IKR

[@npbody]

L saying all this while near is trying to telepathically talk to Mello

[@Vanessomatic]

Trying to? No, he's succeeding.

[@npbody]

@@Vanessomatic well Mello doesn't look the best at the end

[@karizake]

I'm starting to see why Beyond Birthday went insane.

[@Paolo-ec2si]

Jesus L why did you beat him up!

[@kjullthedemon]

This one was really clever.

[@IchCharacter]

Beating him up wouldn't have driven him insane. My theory is that he accidentally picked up all of Near's attempts to telepathically communicate with Silly Mello, unable to block them out. That would do the trick.

[@Paolo-ec2si]

@@IchCharacter so that mixed with the shinigami eyes.... Ok then I can understand why he decided to go for cannibalism.

[@Lololooplol]

Next video should be light revealing his biggest (secret) fear (sleeping with misa)

[@somethingclever4297]

No wonder they are enemies.

[@sh4d0wfl4re]

I think that also became L’s biggest fear at some point; that Light was actually into Misa, even Light being gay and into him was less scary

[@aauok]

Bro wait till L finds out his name is the first letter of the LGBTQ Community name

[@somethingclever4297]

That's why he picked it. Like how he said he went to bars.

[@baintreachas]

lesbians terrify him so much he was unable to even speak of them even as he opened up on his deepest, darkest secret…

[@makotoitou9840]

This is why no one likes you

[@insomiaccryptid]

Ah, so "Lesbian" is his full name. Hmm... I can see why it was too hard for Kira to figure out on his own. He had the trap set from the beginning. No one would've even considered THAT as a possibility... Very clever, L... Very clever...

[@marcofischer5978]

​​@@insomiaccryptidThat means Death Note's whole plot is the L vs the G (becase Yagami is imagay backwards)

[@PainSentinel]

This video isn't even about Near, but he's the best thing in it yet again. This is easily one of my favorite channels.

[@osheridan]

Just like in canon 🤭

[@Lololooplol]

Imagine Mello being confused the entire time on why near isn’t babbling about their mellosexual (definitely didn’t steal the word from a comment) friendship

[@sealsaregood5146]

@@Lololooplol I think he's grateful for the moment of (relative) sanity

[@ivanryan5755]

@@sealsaregood5146 This is funny, though some of what L says does sound typically PC.

[@sealsaregood5146]

​@@ivanryan5755he is speaking through one tbf

[@osheridan]

2:58 The fact that this part is canon 😭

[@Guilherme-JK]

A jehovah's witness witness? Bro, you created a whole religion for a video?

[@sealsaregood5146]

I'll do it again

[@darthmeta6445]

@@sealsaregood5146 ... please don't. For God's sake (more so my own), please don't!!

[@Guilherme-JK]

​@@sealsaregood5146ok

[@alexanderx33]

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[@chilljelloton2089]

@@sealsaregood5146 i beg of you to do so

[@Someguyhere111]

L: "I'm 6% certain Light is Kira." Matsuda: "After that he went to town to meet with some friends." L: "5%." Matsuda: "And his boyfriend." L: "10%."

[@the_last_ballad]

Well, when L gave % like that, he was reversing it(basically giving the % that L was not Kira to avoid people being weird about it) So Light being gay ironically subtracted the likelihood of him being Kira

[@psymin0]

So... is Near Telepathic...? Or am I the only one who heard his thoughts in the video? I'm freaking out, people!

[@Biodeamon]

no that was diagetic

[@balls_gaming]

Holy crap i found a woosh in the wild. Observe it, in it’s natural habitat

[@sparkle-kohi]

You’re the only one bro, no one else heard anything. The 20 seconds of near sitting there in silence were kinda confusing tbh

[@energon-hq]

"I was already 7 after all" LMAO 😂

[@somethingclever4297]

That sure is a quote from the video.

[@osheridan]

I'm almost 15 😠

[@alexanderx33]

"There is no deeper meaning to this!" 🤣

[@GippyHappy]

Hey, we all have a lot of fun in this crazy little space we call the internet. But it's been a long while, and I believe it's time again, to recall a long forgotten phrase of days past that feels more relevant to me now than ever before. The only way I can truly express how I feel in this moment, about what has just transpired, the only way I can convey my feelings to you. *WHAT* did I just watch?

[@vexspacey2644]

An MP4 file uploaded to the internet by someone’s computer. Du

[@klingoncowboy4]

Interesting twist on all the memes shipping L and Light

[@ArnavJha-y1t]

i know you wouldnt get comments like these but you are very creative intellectually those near jokes are always new and different

[@CDrim]

He's scared of Near, Mello and Matt????

[@weeaboobaguette3943]

Near isn't an homosexual, he's a mellosexual.

[@somethingclever4297]

Also light.

[@AMPF...]

And himself ofcourse

[@jaylee9552]

Oh, please, Near is Mellosexual obviously

[@krishnakantbhatt9947]

Who's Matt?

[@genericyoutuber8098]

Good on you L for trying to get over your homophobia! 👍

[@dragonknight1560]

No wonder he hates Light! IT MAKES SENSE. Not because he thinks he's gay but his last name of Yagami.... and maybe that Light is confident in his own self-being than L's.

[@Your_L0cal-Editor]

As a Near stan, I approve of this video.

[@Legate_Blaezius]

If we go by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's original work and not reboots, then according to wiki Sherlocke was born in 1854, if L were to have beating Sherlocke in tennis as even a slight acomplishment, that means A 170 YEAR OLD MAN is able to in some regard play decent tennis against a 24-5 year old

[@LordSkella]

The disabled and mentally challenged used to scare me due to tagging along with my mom to her college course of taking care of them for college. I later. Volunteered with them to inoculate myself to the fear. I can tolerate them now. Shout out to L for trying to be inclusive!

[@blackholeinacan]

Oh man, absolutely cracking up watching this. Great job as always!

[@stardustandflames126]

I mean... at least he's trying? Considering the starting point that's commendable progress.

[@dougdimmadome6278]

Gay people also scare me (I'm one of them)

[@darkphoenix2745]

Trust nobody, not even yourself.

[@dougdimmadome6278]

@@darkphoenix2745 nah it's cause attractive people scare me

[@darkphoenix2745]

@@dougdimmadome6278 NGL, that reminds me of Jonny Bravo lol

[@phonybeautrain6520]

Ah Good Old Social Anxiety!

[@osheridan]

I used to be scared of gay people specifically because this one artist made gay comics with unwarned sa. Got over it once I managed to block all their alts lol

[@tristanfoss7469]

Mello probably has the same fear after all the (loving) harassment from Near.

[@kyomado]

while also having a matt as his boyfriend in this series? probably not lmao

[@NameName2.0]

Honestly, good on L for trying

[@joechudleigh94]

I love the content Seal. Cracks me up. So funny how Near is super deluded

[@TeenR0b0t]

There were so many layers here. So many layers. I laughed so much.

[@topthreedetectives]

your death note skits are my oxygen istg TT

[@Moji_Night]

Idk what to tell ya. This is a cinematic masterpiece

[@carmens9968]

1:12 Near usually those of us that are able to are born with the ability and have relatives to help us hone our abilities. But I really appreciate your openness to see if you have developed the ability. 🤗💕 Honestly you probably don’t want to hear what he was thinking 24/7, but your curiosity is admirable and heartwarming! 🙂

[@TheGostalex]

The mafia is officially open

[@Redwoodtrees-um9bf]

L just really hate happy people on the daily. that's TOTALLY it

[@Paolo-ec2si]

And gay does indeed means happy 😁

[@NameName2.0]

The way 🎉Mello🎉 just.. erupted like that..

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

The polar bears though 😂😂😂. Such happy Bois.

[@greencomet2011]

It's a good thing Near isn't actually psychic

[@nemo-x]

My sides are in pain as always. Good job!😂

[@sunaslayss]

2:37 I still refuse to accept that near is a nepo baby. MY SON IS NOT A NEPO BABY!

[@sunaslayss]

I love your videos please don’t die

[@CosmicAnew]

I deeply love Mello

[@xissel]

Mello took so long to finish his thought I just can't

[@guillermoelnino]

a very justified fear.

[@darkphoenix2745]

Bro's the literal definition of homophobia.

[@smaller_cathedrals]

Well damn, almost as if it was LITERALLY spelled out in the video ("homophobic in the truest sense of the word.") You'd lose against Sherlock on a Thursday.

[@darkphoenix2745]

@@smaller_cathedrals I mean, how many people say that outloud tho? Don't know about you, but people I saw aren't often that open about their phobias like that.

[@raynarayskye]

I have no idea what I just watched, but I would watch it again. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@three-moons6036]

This channels righting is just immaculate.

[@kylb7132]

This is insane

[@junipertan]

Near does what I like to do sometimes

[@Atlas00070]

I wish for more matt and mello content in my upcoming birthday

[@realimereads2707]

Very proud of L

[@kiffley]

L is such a good detective he’s able to hide his own sexuality from light yagami years before because even if light found out his past he would never know that L was planning a date

[@randomstuff6355]

You know, since Matsuda is unemployed, as of recent events i shall not further elaborate on so people can enjos the video, how about him going all in on his whole "being Manager of Misa-Misa"-thing and Misa being too nice to tell him Mogi already became her manager?

[@IsaiahINRI]

L's oversharing is me after I take my ADHD medication.

[@dreamerwav698]

i feel like im having a fever dream

[@karafaulkner36]

WAKE UP BABE new Seals are Good Deathnote video just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

[@angelbeatsloves4572]

Well, at least during this time, the whammy boys also had things they were going through as well before and then after what L said. Near can still love his silly Mello from a far and telepathically in his head but can't say it aloud unless it is just him and his silly Mello alone with eachother but maybe make an exception for Matt cause he supports and i bet Matt is just in the closet at this time cause of his fear with his crippling anxiety but Mello has it worst with exceptance and denial but is probably curious himself it was all a matter of time before fear turns into a crime of love and passion

[@unfunny4346]

Honestly I'd be scared too

[@MaDreameuse]

Jehovah's witness's witness XDD

[@limerencefeen]

i cant tell if u do or do not ship mello and near sometimes

[@budoboy420]

I mean, at least Ls trying to change? Can't say it about everyone lol

[@wrathofainz]

Great, now I've got Near making me relive old tinder dates xD Explore your sexuality. In the words of dark souls veterans: "Try finger, but hole"

[@sweetmesaJS]

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[@azliaheaven]

thid was an experience for sure 🤣

[@dariuscrawford1111]

L scared of Monsters

[@sunaslayss]

I love you L, 2:16

[@P_I_G_G_A]

I never watched this anime, thats thf context with monitor and white haired guy

[@insomiaccryptid]

Monitor guy - L, famous detective, idol of the kids he's talking to White haired guy - Near, one of L's potential successors, (obsessed with Mello, but that's not canon, and just a running joke on this channel) Blond haired guy - Mello, also one of L's potential successors, hates Near

[@P_I_G_G_A]

@@insomiaccryptid thanks

[@blackchibisan8116]

As a Jehovah’s Witness… I can confirm that the Jehovah’s Witness Witnesses are real. I’ve never met one, but I move often. XD

[@Paolo-ec2si]

What a.... Tragic and horrible backstory... It makes me so sad that someone like L had to be the part of the Jenoba witnesses since he was a child, but it's good to know that he found a new life and his homophobic parents got a very brutal death.

[@edgufibot8669]

wild thumbnail

[@Etheralbean]

Crazy

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Wait, why is that boy voiced by Red from OSP?

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

L, I'M KIRA!

[@OttoKreml]

Deathnote is an amazing show. It would be far worse however, if L was gay.

[@Helman_16]

I agree with L with this one tbh

[@somethingclever4297]

What's so scary about gay people.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

​@@somethingclever4297Monkeypox

[@aauok]

@@Helman_16 Akiyama I agree

[@aauok]

@@somethingclever4297 What? Are you gay or something

[@ezequielgarrido3984]

Please somehow throw in a gojo satoru easter egg next deathnote vid ❤

[@BakedBanana]

oh no

[@Reggie-kv2ql]

Thank GOD for youtube, there is so much talent out there that isn't just elite cartoon makers

[@patronsaintlaika]

Can I ask how you make these voices work?

[@Biodeamon]

L that sounds kinda gay this was pretty progressive for the time it was released

[@norrieslibrary]

winchester

[@SobbleWobble13]

We all know 😅

[@republiccommando4041]

As someone who was raised in the religion this speaks to me. Also anyone who knows where my profile pic is from knows how far I've gone lol

[@amare7430]

yeah there's no heterosexual explanation for that

[@tjarkschweizer]

Is that from... Fallout Euquestria?

[@republiccommando4041]

@@tjarkschweizer yep pip

[@tjarkschweizer]

@@republiccommando4041 Cool. Never checked it out myself but knew it existed.

[@tjarkschweizer]

@@republiccommando4041 I knew it! Never actually checked it out but I knew it was a thing.

[@aosth5]

Nobody's perfect 🌈

[@Biodeamon]

I mean have you SEEN pride parades these days? You SHOULD be scared

[@benm98]

Why can’t Anakin and L bond over their love of beating orphans/ younglings?

[@wholesome2792]

How do you come up with this greentext level scripts for Near?

[@nathanh.8511]

As an ex-JW myself that Witness Witness bit was a little too real 😂

[@nnaannccyy30]

hey buddy

[@nemo-x]

I can't wait to see how mellows relationship with matt and near develops! Will it trigger fear in L? Or will he be able to overcome his fear of gay.

[@naturalinstinct4950]

Lmao

[@jlev1028]

Discord L's voice reminds me of Slippy's head Jontron hallucinated in his Stairfax Temperatures video.

[@ilovechuuyaa]

guys L is a lesbian trust me

[@ezraclark7904]

Sounds like Red from OSP

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

that was so homophobic, antiqueer, and incestually based comedy. And wow, that is hilarious an idiot made that shit up on the fly 6 days ago. Colour me not-surprised and mildly chuffed as I've literally heard worse assumptions made of an ordinary upright citizen that mostly keeps to themself. :)

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

literally the only thing that goofy mother fucker is guilty of being themself..

[@kenisi_thedevilonhigh]

( you just gave them free cool points and reasons to be dating material ) :)

[@SkinnyEatWorld95]

Yes, annihilating Sherlock Holmes because L definitely knows how to make other fictional characters become real 😂

[@_Stalc_]

you can smell them before you even see them