Near asks L a question

[@catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310]

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, Near Says another sentence

[@sealsaregood5146]

Hi Mello, thanks for watching.

[@catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310]

No problem, I totally enjoyed the 3 minute long video equivalent to staring into the sun

[@Malkontent1003]

Perfect. Amazing. Absolutely stunning. My best friend, silly Mello.

[@cheesetomeetyou]

lool

[@RoseGolded]

@@catboygrendelmemeenthusias9310because our passion and your enjoyment burns hotter than the sun my silly mello?

[@asimplewizard]

L very quickly adding "its very normal to want that," sent me.

[@Nia_River]

“…and your bestie, Mello, who shall remain anonymous…” - L. Lawliet, 2023, 5th of November

[@tausiftaha12]

I mean, he didn't use his real name Mihael so...

[@DaughterOfDrakes]

Well L's side of this converation gives a lot of context to being handcuffed together with light.

[@_peeblar_]

and the feet rubbing. dear god, the feet rubbing....

[@des-astre]

@@_peeblar_ Don’t worry, there’s only the handcuffing in the manga.

[@asimplewizard]

​@@_peeblar_bravo Vince Gillian for the anime only foot rub scene

[@BM-uc8ny]

the friendship bracelets 🙏🏻

[@RoseGolded]

Ngl he never thought he was Kira he just wanted an excuse lmao

[@hi-guy1311]

I need this Near to confront Light about Mello’s death🤣🤣🤣

[@joeybobbson2622]

Assuming Mello dies before someone else does...

[@djw_tekken8490]

@@joeybobbson2622 bro at this point and canon near is probably more mind broken than the whole dn characters inm all L had emotions but near killed light using hax u dont believe me oh how did he recreate death note on microscopic lvl proven in 1 night how was the ending was soo bad lol

[@joeybobbson2622]

@@djw_tekken8490 please do NOT start "scaling" death note I swear, I was hinting that Near and L wouldn't converse after Mello died because someone died before Mello

[@djw_tekken8490]

@@Christmasforev3r nope u forgot everything actually🫡😂🤣

[@lmn1871]

​@@djw_tekken8490 bruh Near only had to recreate what Mikami wrote, do you really think Light would give the note to a stranger and not delete everything that was written before just in case?

[@diamondynamite]

Since both Near and L are equally strange I love how he says it's completely normal to want a friendship bracelet made out of hair and even gives him creepy advice on par with his obsession over Mello

[@golly123123]

They’re such delusional besties at this point, and I’m living for it!!! Also... Yay for Meronia! ❤

[@p-kq5cy]

“And silly Mello..” “STOP CALLING ME THAT” “and my anonymous friend-“ “THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT” “And my silly Mello” 1:26

[@antkiller7537]

Thats the best part of the video

[@SkeleSukei]

“i’d rather cooked alive by a swarm of bees” is a devastating statement

[@emxvx]

them bees be cooking like gordon ramsey

[@AtheistPirate]

Interrupting a conversation that may or may not concern you is usually considered a very poopy-headed move, but to willingly deny oneself (and the world) the pleasure of Mello's dulcet tones for even an instant would be a tragedy worthy of Shakespeare.

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

Mello: I need an adult. Near: I will make you adult. Mello: Stay away from me, you freak!

[@annimu9081]

I like imagining every time Near is talking to someone about his friendship with Mello, the other person are just pretending to act naive and keeps egging it on just to mess with Mello.

[@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou]

and that other person is Matt, the chaotic neutral bastard finding great joy in mello's disgust, confusion and fear, as any good buddy would

[@ironleegaming8227]

The way the dialogue is written in these is beautiful. Ive had to pause the video just so i didnt miss any of it during a fit of laughter

[@nemo-x]

I like to imagine L knew exactly how deranged Near is and just played along to upset the silly mello

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

This is the best version of Near.

[@Smartpeoplearehot]

This is the context of why we know that L lied to Light about him being his friend. He didn't make him a bracelet weaved of his own hair 😔👊

[@armygirl9095]

Fr😭

[@marycanary6989]

L's answers make it obvious where Near got it from

[@XBONESXx]

i love how emphatically hostile mello is

[@jcricket22]

you and your bestie Mello who shall remain anonymous

[@alexanderx33]

"One time I had a dream that:" This is simultaniously so unhinged and so adorable I can't even. Relationship goals...

[@SuperLauraLoca]

Ive lost count of how many times ive watched this

[@o0Scarrow0o]

L can give advice on this cause he’s going through a similar thing with his ‘anonymous’ friend

[@ramonparelladamartin4877]

L: My anonymous friend Light Yagami... Light: Don't call me that! L: My anonymous friend Kira...

[@emxvx]

@@ramonparelladamartin4877 Light: thats better. L: gotcha! Light: OH SHI

[@sunaslayss]

I love how L is so normal ab nears obsession w/ mello

[@s-idney]

Im going to write so much fanfiction about this version of Near. This is too good of an opportunity to pass up.

[@s-idney]

The skipped lines are perfect too. I could listen to hours of Near wax romantic poetic about Mello while he shouts venomous insults back in disgust and confusion.

[@mrgwapo6106]

This would be a very weird and disgusting idea for a fanfic, anyway just give me a link if you made chapter 1@@s-idney

[@s-idney]

@@mrgwapo6106 will do

[@s-idney]

@@mrgwapo6106 will do

[@Francis-m8d]

Have you written it yet? If so I'd love to read it!

[@WalkThrough_101]

Near has reached Yandere levels of friendship and L is just encouraging it for his own amusement as he observes the chaos lmao

[@NearOTP]

it was a mind game

[@Alphaismyname]

Oh hi Near

[@mars_the_man]

im so obsessed with the voices. near's is spot on and the little pauses L makes 😩✋

[@what831]

It's Ai

[@informer2142]

its GOOD ai@@what831

[@athenac7615]

Buddy it’s obviously AI nobody is able to perfectly replicate voices like that

[@informer2142]

@@athenac7615 and? It’s a good ai

[@athenac7615]

@@informer2142 Why give a shit about the ai being “good” though. Why be obsessed with a computer ALMOST sounding like voices that originated from human voice actors with actual talent. Videos like this that dont use AI are honestly better cause AI tends to lacks emotion as well

[@makeshiftgleeman7322]

L the master mind pre-recording his responses and standing in the room. (probably standing with a heartwarming feeling of Bro-Counseling)

[@galaxyanarchy4889]

Really went from silly Mello to my anonymous friend then back to MY silly Mello. Ha!

[@Binks129]

I haven’t laughed so uncontrollably hard for a consistent 3 minutes in a long time. You’re an artist 😂

[@danutoballzz]

I love how Mello is the only one making sense

[@Birifine]

just woke up and saw this masterpiece, what a great way to start a day!! your death note videos give me life

[@user-ss3wb8he7h]

I was waiting for this story to continue thank you!

[@STARDIVER_1]

Me Too!! Im glad he made more💙

[@eynaktsew-ym4jj]

@@STARDIVER_1 she

[@STARDIVER_1]

@@eynaktsew-ym4jj Oh sorry my mistake!😭I mean she😅

[@nacostaart]

I dont understand how you make this fucking hilarious scripts.

[@telltaletypist]

there's something about near's tone in these videos that makes him sound sarcastic, like this is all an elaborate bit he's doing to piss off mello

[@blueberryboi6558]

this is most wonderful series i have ever seen

[@aruterafgo]

2:13 I really thought Near gonna says he and his obviously anonymous friend populated whole new human races on Mars 😂😂

[@JAK3ELEFANTSAMUEL]

Always good to see something you created

[@crimsonshinobi5281]

Mello would be begging Kira to have his name in the death note.

[@Heel_Lucas]

Okay I can’t stop watching the videos of Near and Mello they’re so hilarious. Thank you. I hope we can get more installments between the two. These will never get old for me.

[@TightSweaters4]

The best part of this whole thing is when he returns to saying 'my silly Mello'.

[@Itsme-ny1tj]

This is the most underrated thing I've ever seen please may the algorithm be kind on your content

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

😂 Near loves him so much

[@Jade01134]

Bro the voices are so accurate! Love this 😂

[@natMcil]

the time of L's lines are perfect lol

[@GrinningNimbus]

Man these have been bombarding my feed and I lose my shit everytime I watch one

[@Bern447]

what a masterpiece

[@ozgurruh2535]

I don't even watch death note, but i love this lmao

[@Sly-Moose]

I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for Mello now, omfg. 😂

[@dazzlingdexter5060]

He just he dreamed about marrying Mello

[@norrieslibrary]

your abridged series really is giving me such life thank you

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Near has a very troubling definition of friendship.

[@noob-hc6kx]

Masterpiece

[@StarrChild.]

I’m beginning to think Mello committed suicide to get out of this crazy world

[@Hexacosichoron12]

I love this Near

[@vylue2419]

This is what the internet was made for

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

Im once sgaim begging you for more of this

[@darkspace1350]

best video ive seen in ages

[@swagdaddy5387]

That “FUCK YOU!” was personal

[@stargate4625]

this is... very nice

[@MyNameIsMashmallow]

Probably the second weirdest conversation that happened in that room.

[@karizake]

I wonder if we'll ever learn the name Near's anonymous friend (Mello) ?

[@CosmicAnew]

Best abridged series I’ve ever watched

[@pilarbustamante8272]

I NEED MORE OF THESE😭😭🖤🖤

[@SuperLauraLoca]

I love Mello’s "I don't get it"

[@hoagie911]

I've never watched kill paper but I still lol at these jokes. Just kidding I don't get any of them wth 10/10 too much water.

[@ObaiduzzmanMourtaza-si4gk]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@antitheist3206]

Kill Paper almost sounds like the 4kids edition

[@Boss-_]

​ The second half was kinda inferior, but Homocide Papyrus is ' one of my favorites.

[@Dr._Bo]

Those are some of the craaaaaaziest names I've ever heard for death note

[@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-l9u]

Don’t listen to the others, save your sanity, only the first 5 episodes are worth watching, the rest is almost as bad as the live action avatar movie.

[@jermomu]

Your videos are the reason I actually cared to watch this show

[@sealsaregood5146]

What did you think of it?

[@nvvlle]

near is low key real for that

[@igorlopes8463]

And from that day onwards, Melo has never got a haircut

[@geekroom2365]

Honestly it's pretty crazy how well adjusted Mello was growing up in that wacky orphanage of geniuses

[@ellebelle7003]

this is canon

[@Snagoot]

this is adorable

[@Fabius11k]

imagine someone watching all of these without ever having watched or read death note xDDDD

[@Rosequartzmoon]

Get yourself a friend like Near 😄

[@Beefstudios_official]

this is too relatable. 1:26 I want to die that took all the air outta me.

[@SCP-469]

This man *GLAZING*

[@DeltaOmaniac]

In my head I like to think L knows how weird near is but encourages him anyway to mess with Mello

[@andrecarpenter2432]

They make a nice couple

[@alucardsantradideus267]

It's concerning Mello knows how many hairs he has, who would know his own hair count

[@ItsMello_fr]

i always feel like getting burnt and then dipped in olive oil then see near ever again

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

“I’d rather be cooked alive by a swarm of bees!” 😂

[@alexanderx33]

Ngl bros for life sounds pretty dope.

[@pathfinder011]

This is great

[@emxvx]

im not surprised L approves (that one sus scene with Light and L on the staircase)

[@Anasumi]

I feel high, what in the hell did I just witness.

[@jaredcrane3845]

This is the funniest shit I've ever listened to

[@TEMPEST825]

2:23 mello really broke character 💀

[@salezoria]

I dont know if this is a coincidence or not, but funny enough in the LA BB murder case book (which is from Mello's narration) he does call near a big headed twit a lot and I love that this video had that detail SO MUCH

[@8-bitpersona16]

Wait! Was L getting those kids the “talk” at the beginning of the video?

[@Rashicora]

L sanitized his hands after shaking hands with Light; it’s a reference to that scene

[@8-bitpersona16]

@@Rashicora or maybe he sanitized his hands because he knew Light was a teenager

[@Rashicora]

@@8-bitpersona16 He did 😅

[@DarksCorner]

What AI program do you use. This is amazing

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

This doesn't sound like AI at all. Pretty sure it's just voice acting.

[@ZT5513]

@@gdttdeggegdh5471 It's AI...

[@Aryan-qv5qk]

@@gdttdeggegdh5471 it’s definitely ai

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

​@@gdttdeggegdh5471Pretty sure, it's A.i. the characters sound too much like their english dub counterpart.

[@spencerreid2086]

this is one of the cutest things ever lol its cannon now as far as I'm concerned Near is an adorable big Gray anti social baby ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@littlemoth4956]

...ew

[@spencerreid2086]

@@littlemoth4956 what he is he's adorable lol.

[@starwarsfamilyguy0]

your videos are soo good

[@Nat_-_]

AFTER 300 YEARS ITS NOT RIVALRY ITS GAY

[@bipanaghimire1812]

We want other vdooss likee thissss

[@kobolds_den]

Im in same book as mello after that dream whut

[@justindyches5510]

That was so good!😂😂😂

[@Helman_16]

Let's go ❤❤❤

[@LushieTilde]

(Spoilers) No wonder Mello killed Near's agents. He wanted Near all for himself.

[@lukesun4975]

Do more light and l moments

[@Little-Buster]

Have to pause every second...

[@complex2live]

I keep forgetting Near is a guy