“Mom, Dad, I’m home! And I found this funny nerdy boy who is very cute and I have decided I’m keeping him!”
@saikissmilewoodfine56563 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@zhongli1592 жыл бұрын
“Go put him back” “BUT DADDY I LOVE HIM”
@thekillerfakeyt9462 жыл бұрын
Oml-
@EarlGreyTea1232 жыл бұрын
But you just met the guy- I DONT CARE HES MINE NOW DEAL WITH IT!
@Viktor-Jayce Жыл бұрын
@@zhongli159 "NO GO PUT HIM BACK!!" "BUT MOTHER I LOVE HIM"
@kardason4 жыл бұрын
8:12 “yeah we were-OMG WE KIDNAPPED YOU FROM YOUR HOME” I laughed way to hard at that
@blwebtoon_weeb94164 жыл бұрын
Not there yet- but I might laugh Pfffttt! THE WAY HE SAID IT! OMG!👏🏾😂
@gravyvr80533 жыл бұрын
The way he just figures it out like, oh no
@gapako_3 жыл бұрын
Ikr? LMAO
@DanniD4n3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I DID TOO
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
Fr😭😭
@gildedarmor4 жыл бұрын
Him:*calls me gorgeous like 3 times* Me:...*blushes in cryptid*
@lethaldream504 жыл бұрын
i'm dying both at this comment and that part
@ivynataliaobana53794 жыл бұрын
What’s a cryptid?
@allmight52544 жыл бұрын
I just choked on my Haribo goldbear
@daisykimber64014 жыл бұрын
I died when I saw this comment
@mulberrytoast71213 жыл бұрын
@@ivynataliaobana5379 sorry you sent this 2 months ago but a cryptid is an animal whose existence is unsubstantiated. Basically meaning animals that are not normal I think I got that right if you look it up there’s stuff on it
@BlazedNDazed4 жыл бұрын
The “oh my god we kidnapped you from your home” made me laugh so loud
@possums1542 жыл бұрын
I had to hold back a cackle when he said that
@zhongli1592 жыл бұрын
8:00
@gemtlethem4 жыл бұрын
God I love audios where the listener is the monster/cryptid, especially if the speaker is shy. Ugh this is right up my alley!!
@russianboy32754 жыл бұрын
Yeeaaaah🐊🐊🐊
@iwasneverhere15824 жыл бұрын
Any suggestions 👀
@rainythegalexywingkokonavi37684 жыл бұрын
We need more of them
@macsh1014 жыл бұрын
Have any others you can share?
@pennymojo_20024 жыл бұрын
Yes! Need more of them
@elphieofkiamoko3 жыл бұрын
"Does 'yes' mean 'no'? (Pause) Subject appears confused." Me: Subject is wondering how person asking stupid question is allowed to do science 🤣 This is really cute.
@nosygamer7662Ай бұрын
Yes 😂
@kel77423 жыл бұрын
I love how he just realizes that he actually has to use social skills and is just like *oh crap*
@vibingweirdo34054 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned that the scales hardened my instant thought was “I AM KIRISHIMA!!” 🦈
@invisibeweeb83064 жыл бұрын
I thought of myself as an armored titan TvT
@vibingweirdo34054 жыл бұрын
@@invisibeweeb8306 don’t eat me plz if you are what you thought you were 🥲
@oliverfernandes80714 жыл бұрын
OmG yes I did the same thing
@phoenixmaster92154 жыл бұрын
True
@allmight52544 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@connor-vf7qn4 жыл бұрын
"not reptile... rodent?" M E edit: w,,, was i *high* when i wrote this
@lennybird3 жыл бұрын
Nice. 😂
@possums1542 жыл бұрын
Whatever you were on, can I get some?
@noelledarling10204 жыл бұрын
The laugh/choke at 5:20 is everything to me!
@Kyndall_Marie254 жыл бұрын
What about 8:12 Edit: and this 11:07
@soulisticcyber4 жыл бұрын
Him:I’m just gonna shut up now.. Me:*laughs uncontrollably* Few minutes later Him:OMG we kidnapped you from your home Me:* wheezing and crying from all the laughter*
@raccoon51244 жыл бұрын
I enjoy watching him squirm
@doodle7314 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@tsukishimakei54074 жыл бұрын
Lol
@DragoLeotaurn3 жыл бұрын
I wheezed way too hard to this comment.
@DanniD4n3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@brookekjaerlighet92453 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine my character going on about how "your curiosity is only natural." While also being insanely curious about humans.
@marss_anonymous4 жыл бұрын
“What ARE you?” 😂😂 sir please
@Isthisheathers184 жыл бұрын
"What Are You?" Im your future trouble :>
@thatoneartist81454 жыл бұрын
I'd love a part 2. Maybe where a few other species of cryptids try to attack him, and listener has to protect him, or listener is being hunted. Just suggestions. Do whatever you want 😁
@larissakoeltzow14763 жыл бұрын
omg we need this
@mxxnstxne18443 жыл бұрын
Him: "you're not gonna try and kill me or anything if I let you go right" Me: "Only one way to find out"
@kapi.mybeloved38674 жыл бұрын
Him: shy Me: *marry me.*
@blwebtoon_weeb94164 жыл бұрын
IKR! 😳💅🏾
@shadowwolfclaw68944 жыл бұрын
Shy? *blushes while murmuring* He's my type of guy...
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
Hey Everyone, Sorry that I've been away for soooooooo long. Being sick during Covid 19 sucks. But I'm a lot better now, unfortunately I did breath rather heavily while recording this. Hope you are all staying Safe and Healthy, Love you guys💚
@frial81484 жыл бұрын
Glad you're fine now! Stay healthy!
@immothy4 жыл бұрын
Nice to know your okay, stay safe! (but also please a part 2, I need to see this, more than friends thing.)
@anawkwardbean1654 жыл бұрын
Your recording was still amazing! Stay safe!!
@lucilucifer15644 жыл бұрын
I have a question what creature are we are at least how do we spell the creatures name
@geckoaj03423 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god we kidnapped you from your home" BABES WHAT- 💀
@russianboy32754 жыл бұрын
Omfg I want Part 2 Lord. I want more of this lovely shy boy😭💙 this was Amazing!!! I hope that soon you will feel 100% great🐊🐊🐊
@MadelonMN3 жыл бұрын
Would love a part 2 🥰🥰🥰
@Angelceny-15734 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous? Who you talking to? Oh the flowers behind me I bet!!! Yes they are rather gorgeous. How nice of you to compliment those flowers. Hehe. Great job, welcome back, I'm glad you're doing a bit better, and thank you. 😄😊
@blwebtoon_weeb94164 жыл бұрын
Yo I thought the same thing but not flowers-😃💅🏾
@firegribby34212 жыл бұрын
Yes the flowers are rather gorgeous
@theblinndspiral4 жыл бұрын
“Yeah I-l’m cute....keep saying that” 🥺
@candicenunez9764 жыл бұрын
that one dislike is from that jealous weeby scientist that didn't get a cryptid lover
@jotaroswife4724 жыл бұрын
Him:what are u Me:I don't even know if I'm being homest
@shotaaizawa26364 жыл бұрын
Hello
@jotaroswife4724 жыл бұрын
@@shotaaizawa2636 Aizawa?
@awierdconfusedhuman37593 жыл бұрын
I agree with your name
@JustMe-jq3ib4 жыл бұрын
Ok but what if the listener at one point just asked : wanna know how I mate ?
@modest.niqabi60334 жыл бұрын
That be interesting to say the least... 😗💅🏼✨
@sophiarts4 жыл бұрын
the scientist boy is just adorable, i love him already 😂💕 and ayyy, glad to have you back and happy that you're feeling better! ✨
@thefallenangel14934 жыл бұрын
The nervous .......(omg we kidnapped u from ur home) I DIED MAN🤣🤣
@beanery87433 жыл бұрын
" Wings seem to be in a fused combination" " Soft fuzz" So, I'm a bat now??? **calls dabi** dad can you come pick me up please???
@FinnTrashBinn3 жыл бұрын
I love how after he found out we could understand him he started to get really shy and panicky, like; Him: oh you can understand what I’ve been saying? *haha C R U D*
@Jokerman95404 жыл бұрын
So, in my mind at least, we're just an aquatic version of Man-Bat from Batman (Or just fusion of Man-Bat And Killed Croc for my fellow DC nerds)
@lord_of_chaos52154 жыл бұрын
Faking not being able to speak to fuck with a scientist is totally something I would do
@rainythegalexywingkokonavi37684 жыл бұрын
I am a fuzzy sea dragon!
@moorepartyof72 жыл бұрын
The part when he said “ok I need to shut up now” or “ok I’m just going to shut up now” HAS ME DIYING
@alyssaherrera4442 Жыл бұрын
God, the way he said "that's not fair" like we found his weakness and his weakness nerd shit, ugh MY HEART!! 💜
@smile_faker26073 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna try and kill me right?" "I'm too stupid to do that."
@andebrown38004 жыл бұрын
Glad your alright and not really sick, hope you get better. just get lots of bed-rest and mental health with meditation. you also stay safe, well, and healthy too.
@MononokeHimeHM4 жыл бұрын
Very sweet character. Thank you. :)
@alyssamuller92564 жыл бұрын
is it just me or do i just love this audio i watched this like three times right now it is like really calming to me but i need more of this audio
@AkimisAudioCabinet4 жыл бұрын
Here's your daily reminder that you are enough you are loved and you are valid have a great day or night or evening Don't forget to take care of yourself you beautiful person ❤
@radio99394 жыл бұрын
part TWO (please)!! This was awesome.
@CURRYBOH3 жыл бұрын
So... the cryptid (ME) is intrigued, that someone sees him/her with admiration and wonderment.😕 I understand the "you're cute" comments throughout the entreview.😏 Also explains the willingness to satiate the scientist's curiosity and the cryptid's own Curiosity alongside his. WONDERFULLY WRITTEN. ♥️💚 I hope you're doing well, and once you're better, maybe a Part two ? 😊 Thank you.
@tormentedstar84803 жыл бұрын
I was specting another thing when i read "Lab rat" but this is entirely different and i love it!!
@anawkwardbean1654 жыл бұрын
This is about my fourth time re-listening to this video. It's just that funny good! I really hope there's a part two or a series for this being planned.
@sabidu094 жыл бұрын
I dont understans how in all tha asmr audios when the listener is any kind of scifi monster and it gets involved in this kind of situations she never get mad i would be screaming the shit out
@skunkpawz4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this one, you keep surprising me ^ Keep it up
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do!
@kezziahvalentino24503 жыл бұрын
5:25 is everyone's reaction when I first move to New Zealand from the Philippines. I literally have the highest grade in my English subject since Elementary school and yet they thought I couldn't speak in English at all.
@Maidenless26903 жыл бұрын
the virgin person who thinks this is gay the chad who just sees a very interested scientist in his work
@tixu4 жыл бұрын
I would love to have a part 2 to this it's do interesting! I love it!
@olli83893 жыл бұрын
In behalf of everyone who watched that video. WE NEED PART 2
@awierdconfusedhuman37593 жыл бұрын
YEZZZ SIR
@ivycentral86944 жыл бұрын
I would love to draw this creature Y/N
@1Katakana4 жыл бұрын
👏 Good job. And very original 🙂
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like it!
@1Katakana4 жыл бұрын
@@RiftcoltProductions Just saw your comment in the comment section. Glad you're feeling better. Remember to take it easy and give yourself time to heal 🙂
@WarmToothpaste3 жыл бұрын
I think I would have horns, scales and ink running down my face and beautiful teal eyes (oh God, I'm gonna be drawing this if I don't stop thinking about this)
@idkwhatimdoing21193 жыл бұрын
“Soft fuss” IM THE MOTH MAN
@marshmellowtimez83603 жыл бұрын
Him: What do you mean "more than friends"? Me: You husband now, prepare for snu snu
@iamprettydumb85534 жыл бұрын
Don't see ASMRs like these very often. This is very good. 😚
@herogamer864 жыл бұрын
That was amazing! I would love to see this one become a series!
@tairhan74043 жыл бұрын
That voice tho... I may be a straight guy but DAYUM THAT HAS SOME DEPTH
@sunrisesimp32913 жыл бұрын
1000/10 would like a series mwah would watch again
@alaurabaker69384 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this like ten times I really want and hope there’s going to be a part 2
@blutomindpretzel-4 жыл бұрын
Who else wants this to be a series 😂
@venezuelanpoodlemoth28533 жыл бұрын
Marcus Flint. He was captain of Slytherins Quidditch team.
@kirishimaswaifu72434 жыл бұрын
For whoever disliked this... Can we talk ☺️
@anawkwardbean1654 жыл бұрын
Can 👀 we 🙃 talk? 🔪
@JJ666JJ4 жыл бұрын
It probably was the other scientist that couldn't,,test''us...or the creature beside us, that's probably it.
@blwebtoon_weeb94164 жыл бұрын
Yeah well just talk🔪🙃💢👌🏾
@evacarrow98433 жыл бұрын
Count me in on this one.......:)
@TheHolyLamb9993 жыл бұрын
Awwww man it’s about to go down lol XD
@sapphiresongbird60164 жыл бұрын
Is it to late to ask for a part 2. Cause this is lovely and I would love to see it continued as a mini series
@alloallen19972 жыл бұрын
Him: do you spend a lot of time in the water? Me who has a phobia for water and hates water: no Listener: yes
@pennymojo_20024 жыл бұрын
I love this so much Why I think we need a part 2 I don’t know why 🤣
@firefox9234 жыл бұрын
Bat squeak. ☺️
@coolssdude30634 жыл бұрын
This genuinely got me sleepy in minutes and gave me some laughs. Dis shit good
@imperfect_star80254 жыл бұрын
So uh... more of this?? Please?
@ambsokay40293 жыл бұрын
Soft human, must cuddle 🐸💖💕
@pand0ra_1083 жыл бұрын
I'mma NEED a second part cause this is GREAT!!
@tinysadbiscuit81494 жыл бұрын
WAIT- can I be flying squirrel? O👄O
@theuglyduckling9004 жыл бұрын
Yeah there needs to be a pic of what I am because I wanna know what I look like
@jesuschristbutafab99234 жыл бұрын
I would die for him, not a joke. Fite me.
@kouushii40024 жыл бұрын
*cackles* now can be the villain i always want to be.
@kenmakozume45313 жыл бұрын
Hello suga San🙂
@kouushii40023 жыл бұрын
@@kenmakozume4531 oh hey 🧍
@MaryB-vx9gu4 жыл бұрын
This is so good I want a part two pls!!!
@conejito15874 жыл бұрын
part 2 pls i need to kiss him .
@sinnombreporqueteenamoras72123 жыл бұрын
I mean your not wrong 🧍🏻♀️
@DeathWishesXOXO3 жыл бұрын
6:09 Me: hehehehe you're embarrassed~!
@wc3504 жыл бұрын
Thank god you’re back! Take care and stay healthy ❤️
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
You stay Healthy too, jennaaaa💚
@mattimoodle3 жыл бұрын
Am I really simping for a bumbling scientist? Apparently, yes.
@scarletxletter3 жыл бұрын
"does yes mean no?" me: what🧍♀️
@emilypfaender54774 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Please make a series!! ❤️❤️
@mp4yy3 жыл бұрын
'Oh my god we have kidnapped u from your home' OSVSLBSLAVSKC
@gothbunny80194 жыл бұрын
Can we have a part tow maybe where we meet some of listeners family
@lukaisnotoriousforbeingatw23483 жыл бұрын
“You have a armor” ONG IM AN ARMADILLO MAN😀😀😀
@setharensilversbane96624 жыл бұрын
This made me feel entertained
@graysilcock18813 жыл бұрын
chile not this being the best cryptid audio i've listened to in ages
@PrettiestPinky3 жыл бұрын
I definitely need more of this. 🥺💓💕✨
@gemmadaley10874 жыл бұрын
Yay your back I absolutely love thisss 💜💜
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm back! No silly lung infection is going to keep me down for long😎
@gemmadaley10874 жыл бұрын
Riftcolt Productions yess That’s right I absolutely love your spirit it fabulously your video helped me through had and emotional day I’m very grateful xx
@RiftcoltProductions4 жыл бұрын
Aww, Happy to help, Gemma💚 I hope your day gets better.
@gemmadaley10874 жыл бұрын
Riftcolt Productions aww thank you take care of your self lovely’ lots I’ve c love xx
@little_4assassin1273 жыл бұрын
“And a team stumbled across your home…….omg we kidnapped you from your home” Me:meh I kinda like it here
@kerlight35003 жыл бұрын
i'm invested now i wish there was a part 2
@awierdconfusedhuman37593 жыл бұрын
Same
@dolansound92972 жыл бұрын
The Sacuriens: Schlottles: you have food you have shelter eh you good! Tregas: Is it dying why is it so bald.... And short? CAN I KILL IT can i eat it? Jagathas: my voice is so very squeaky here woahwoahaowhaobo woo hehe oxygen go brrrrrr weeeheehehehe
@FinnTrashBinn Жыл бұрын
I can’t express how long I’ve been looking for this audio again, took me forever 🥲
@Kikipo243 жыл бұрын
8:12 OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING JAJSJDJDKVJFKDJDJ
@DVS-rb9wn4 жыл бұрын
This was so good!, keep up the good work. part 2?, please?
@taakofromtv1502 жыл бұрын
I went into this thinking “Moth man” and I exited this thinking “MOTH MAN YEAAHHHHH”
@shawn_993 жыл бұрын
If you did requests something very similar to this would be at the top of my list, it's so good
@maria_zoe_soca43332 жыл бұрын
Can we have a second part of this please ?.
@tillybruce69363 жыл бұрын
8:08 love it
@baibtch3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I love how it ends, ''W-what do you mean... _''more than friends''_ ?-'' This was so cute, whelp now you got a new sub, lol. _Cries for part 2_ And I must say, your voice is lovely '')>🖤