ranking the sakamaki brothers from diabolik lovers into a tier list

[@sora4240]

I'd put them all in F 😍😍😍😍😍

[@funninesswithanna4436]

Realest statement

[@UltimaThe-mz8ih]

Only sane person

[@mionnoheya_ch]

sanest diabolik lovers fan

[@highsourjamapple9141]

Bro is the sane person

[@mushokunoshojou]

Best decision honestly

[@lemonem_]

Shu being the highest is so real

[@soobinsoobinyouknoww]

Fr he was my favourite back then

[@springsnapped5435]

Yeesss

[@maerru5]

he's the least cancelable

[@Nam69xd]

"Honey-Senpai from OHSHC but possessed by a Victorian child who would bite you and give you rabies" LMAO xD

[@user-wh3cs2vc3t]

I love this comment so much cos it’s so true and --bahahhaha 😭😂🥲

[@strawberryjam7902]

“has stupid pants” is the only criticism that matters tbh

[@nanny_uhh]

Agreed. No style = no rizz

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

the stupid pants brothers

[@smallandstressed2364]

Jinx and him need to start a stupid pants club.

[@naixgacha]

We all want a mukami brothers version! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@danicakelly2242]

God help us all, so do I 🤣

[@flopina01]

I was about to ask! 😍

[@solipesi]

I need this só bad 😫😫😫 with tsukinami's + kino as well !

[@SpaciousWinner]

Out of all the Mukami AND Sakamaki brothers, I would give Asuza the highest tier ngl. Iirc he didn’t hurt Yui, he just wanted to bite her like everyone else. He was a sweetie but also a crazy masochistic mf lmao

[@levis_little_lambb]

@@SpaciousWinner tbf he just wanted yui to hurt him 😭😭

[@EleniBLINK]

I can get putting Subaru in A tier if you just watched the Anime, but if you've played his route in the Otome you know he's not half as kind as they portrayed him. Same goes for everyone they all suck times a thousand in the Otome XD

[@Marrianno]

Honestly? To me its 50/50. I didn't find him nearly as bad as others in otome game, but maybe i just got desensitized after all the shi that happened in Laito and Kanato's routes

[@nanny_uhh]

​@@MarriannoKanato's route made me pause the game and go see grass. Then my brother formatted the computer and I gave up trying to finish it 😂😂

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

I watched half of them on youtube, ayato was already super hard to go through, you would DIE with him irl, the fight or flight IS REAL. I cannot imagine even doing the other worst ones. It was genuinely so draining and so uncomfortable. I watched Shu and it was my sanctuary, my hill to die on, my spawnpoint to a story i'll never pick up again.

[@StarKrispy]

Laito deserves to be lower than F if we talk about the game, he straight up SA Yui in it (if I remember correctly).... So yeah lol

[@nanny_uhh]

@StarKrispy Every single one of them does it 😔

[@mylifeisacringe6759]

the years of pent up rage in this video, felt. 💀💀

[@viiolety_]

the way i screamed and threw my fist in the air when you put that demon child on f

[@LABYYY]

you get me

[@jaeIynn]

i'm not even 20 seconds in and laito is in f tier for me i fear

[@totaly.eureka]

you fear ?🤨🤨

[@knivoras]

REAL SHIT

[@cranburrey]

REAL AF because he's so freaky 😭

[@LuminixX06]

All the triplets in F tier for me-

[@aminorry]

@@LuminixX06 ALL Sakamakis

[@ruby7684]

The Sakamaki’s are the embodiment of mommy and daddy issues (honestly probably uncle issues) times infinity.

[@ikai21]

Shu in A tier caught me off-guard Also, Dirty Dialovers Confessions #3 when

[@alexvalentine5091]

I second this

[@dominari9020]

Meanwhile Shu in a first game 💀

[@so-original254]

What does he do in the first game ​@@dominari9020

[@emmaettori-b4u]

​​@@so-original254 ummm... he s3xually @ssaults Yui (honestly, the most innocent character in the first game was Subaru).

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

@@dominari9020 i barely remember but he was pretty okay, no? He just slept in your bathtub and made you run away with him?

[@samikay626]

“Raw, next” WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY HOLY MOLY

[@Gxlotoph0bia]

3:30 he’d be that one possessive (and possibly feral) kid at the top of the slide guarding it so no other kid could slide down it.. “this is my territory!! bark bark”💀🙏

[@LABYYY]

HEELLLPPPP

[@nanny_uhh]

Bark bark is crazy (accurate)

[@Gxlotoph0bia]

@@nanny_uhh frfr, he’s literally a feral little rat dog 💀 also, love the pfp (I’m getting into Witch’s heart.. I love indie rpg maker type games..)

[@nanny_uhh]

@@Gxlotoph0bia I love how people always comment about it since the fandom has been dead for a while 😭

[@Gxlotoph0bia]

@@nanny_uhh 😭🙏

[@xhunterhuntsx]

4:00 Punt: To kick (usually a ball) after it is dropped from the hands and before it reaches the ground.

[@LABYYY]

oh great my stupidity is showing again

[@miscellaneouscoffin]

this video should have just been named "me and my followers roast the sakamaki brothers for 12 minutes"

[@eternally.confused]

All of them belong in diabolical tier. Truly living up to their game name 🤭

[@nanny_uhh]

🥰🥰

[@ruko3163]

7:45 I know this ranking is based on the anime but as someone who has played the games, lemme tell you, Shu is far from chill and will gaslight you to hell and back. I hate the anime for making people think he's unproblematic😭

[@LABYYY]

the more blood route he has was pretty ok at least, helps you form dying in a fire :)

[@latex_suit3805]

At least he would stay away for the most part. Also I feel like a he has a tiny bit of a soft spot for humans because he was friends with one before he grew to be an adult vampire. Though I agree, he still is a demon and he is dangerous. I don’t remember many parts of his gaslighting though

[@ruko3163]

@latex_suit3805 From what I remember in the first game, there were a lot of instances where he was trying to talk Yui into thinking she was acting in a way that made it her fault when he ended up doing things to her that she didn't want. I particularly remember a scene where they were all eating together and one moment where he refused to leave the car to go to school but I can't remember what exactly happened (maybe gaslighting wasn't the right word idk)

[@francesmckay523]

can we get some appreciation for whoever put their animal crossing look alikes 😭😭😭

[@KD-tb4ol]

I felt some 'passive' rage from some of these comment laby... Me too girl.

[@DarkBlaze_1272]

Now we need a mukami one next year

[@nanny_uhh]

I love what u did there

[@nevermore9702]

Miss Ma’am will never recover from Diabolik Lovers 😭

[@leyyaballim1458]

Kanato looks like he’d bite you just because

[@PartumCat]

So this was what a Diabolik Lovers Take a Hint AMV has led me to after all these years, I kind of wish I hadn't discovered that song tbh

[@nanny_uhh]

... Now that you said it, I'm pretty sure it was the same for me 😢

[@Hanako_saga]

When you said that shu was the safest person on the anime oh boy do I have some news for you😭

[@1SourExcellant1]

What's it?

[@Hanako_saga]

@@1SourExcellant1in the CDs he changed up the mc with ayato cut all of the MCs clothes until she wears nothing he made the mc wore a blindfolded and the MC has to guess what it is the knife of his nails and if she didn’t he will cut her up he r worded tge mcs multiple times but of screen same thing with the manga he cursed the MCs fingers with his foot and he handed the mc a knife to cut herself to give him blood and later he choked her to give some more blood he treated the mc in the game if she ran he would come find her and later kill her he r worded the mc multiple times off screen in the games but that’s not all but I’m to lazy to write everything

[@tuberculosis21]

@@1SourExcellant1hes a horrific abusive maniac. he slits yuis thorat and chokes her, he breaks her hand, etc etc. hes awful. so is subaru.

[@1SourExcellant1]

Wait what, in what ending if you know? Does he go crazy or is he crazy?

[@tuberculosis21]

@@1SourExcellant1 this isnt in the endings. this is throughout the route. he and subaru are bad people. they all are

[@emptysushi]

im BEGGING for a mukami brothers one, i need to know what the people think

[@LennyEvans-s5t]

Oh dear lord she back

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

9:29 Whoever this was DEVOURED! LEFT NOTHING BEHIND

[@ChibiHiyokoi]

I watched the Diabolik Lover anime like 10 years ago (without playing the game) and buried the experience deep deep inside my memory, so it would never bother me again but then this video appeared in my feed and I couldn't resist

[@roselolne9307]

SHU IS SOOOO REAL SAFEST AND SANEST (Thanks GRANDMA for uploading)

[@yama-chan106]

I NEED a part 2 of some sort, I had too much fun omg Like a tier list of their traumas, or a tier list with all of the bois from the games as well

[@nanny_uhh]

Tier list of their traumas: S - Cordelia and Karlheinz

[@nahoolux]

Now that was my cherry on top before the end of the year.

[@Jzshssjjwjsjw]

Real

[@youshouldintrospectmore]

Shu being the highest really puts things into perspective

[@brayroadpossum]

Honestly I'm very happy Reiji got a promotion in the tier list. I played the games before watching the anime and his good ending [Along side Shu's] is the most wholesome and romantic to me. I'm also into men with glasses so I'm basis there LMAO

[@nanny_uhh]

If he didn't open his mouth he would be even prettier 😢

[@gwen4200]

He's got a pretty neat normal ending too.

[@AliaEvera]

I love your editing so much 😭 So many people attempt this fast paced editing and it's just annoying and badly done, but you do it so well it actually adds to every video you make and is genuinely hilarious, not many people manage to do it this well

[@LACHRYMA]

REAL! all hail queen laby's editing

[@nanny_uhh]

YESSS THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS WATCH EVERY VIDEO! She got that dry cutting + chronically online humor 🫦

[@LABYYY]

thank uuuu😭🎀🎀

[@yunui4867]

I can't wait for the Mukami version😭. The responses and your comments were so good that it put my mind at ease.

[@danicakelly2242]

I cannot fully explain how the reliable chaos of any video you make involving this anime brings peace and comfort to my life. All I can posit is that maybe the knowledge that I will never have to deal with these men irl makes me feel infinitely better about whatever is going wrong in my life. 😂😂😂😂

[@biuuu8193]

Reiji is Gawddamn handsome 🙇‍♀️ Even cordelia said he's so handsome and the similar to his father like, i ran 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[@nanny_uhh]

Cordelia finds even a child hot so don't use her for basis 😂😂 he's pretty tho

[@biuuu8193]

@@nanny_uhh ik and that's fr, i was just saying that he's the most handsome bc he's the most similar to karlheinz

[@Spritewho]

Kanato being weird kid is so TRUE

[@aldoesthing.x3642]

please this is so entertaining 😭😭😭 you have GOT to do the Mukami brothers

[@rose_and_release39]

1:59 AYE sent that and I still stand by it 5:03 nahh whoever compared CIEL with that FREAK ASS KANATO...when i catch you 6:42 Chhuya is literally a gay icon. He literally held up the queer community on his BACK. Laito's just a _freak_ hes not like my GOAT chuuya (chuuya isnt even my top 10 bsd character but TRUST i will be defending his ass against LAITO) To be fair I only gave Reiji S because hes Sadistic but also you summed up very well how I actually feel about him, but damn hes an office siren fr 11:47 THIS PERSON ATE‼️💯 The Ningning meme though😭

[@liacross1184]

The way my jaw dropped when Reji was put in B lolĺl. He can be put in F, and it would still be too high 💀💀💀 Perfect way to end the year, Laby XD

[@nanny_uhh]

He's annoying and a piece of shit, but torture is better than murder ig 😂😂

[@makushla-x8r]

Ngl I laughed so hard, like your followers are just like you so funny, sassy and smart, I love it 😂

[@luckyglasses8031]

babe wake up laby dropped another banger

[@shoukojellyfish6202]

So happy you posted! You make everyone’s days brighter!!

[@MarianneYsabelleAlfante]

2:46 no no don't be sorry gurl, me too, me too 🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️

[@kiraakunone8715]

All of them are so damaged but good lord i feel bad for Subaru because imagine being the son of the vampire king and your mother....IS HIS DAMN COUSIN

[@chogiwasikura-kuraninja4370]

Kanato is fun when he’s having psychotic tantrum, other than that he can burn in hell like his teddy bear 🫶🫶

[@yviecalicat]

this had me HOWLING LOLLL the responses from the masses were too good 😂😂😂 but honestly the tier list is accurate i agree on the rating (and also someone in the comments mentioned a part 2! they did add those two other brothers in iirc?? or tier list for other otome series characters!)

[@Doroalebarn]

The roast of Ayato killed me and I have to Say I genuinely and of course voluntary forget about Kanato excisting. Loved it Laby ❤ happy new year🎉

[@v_bunny]

no you're so right, love that you made this frrr

[@Haru_Chan80]

WAKE UP LIBBY POSTED 🗣🔥🔥

[@Laureeen41]

IT WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA TO WATCH THIS WHEN I'M RACING TO THE BATHROOM😂😂😂😂 IM BOUTA PISS MY PANTS THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@lucyferyx]

Kanato in F, so true

[@Xatalla]

your videos are the only way I've consumed some of these anime. They've made them more entertaining. I'd love to see another one for the Rival brothers...

[@cyanophobia-penny]

AAAAY ONE OF MY REPSONSES MADE IT IN WOOO! (THE 🍁 CANADIAN 🍁 ONE!) 6:43

[@margaret7949]

I am very happy with your videos because i am still a fan of the series because i like with my mutuals making fun of it like in your videos. Also the lore and the characters are messy and complex which makes it even more intriguing

[@Zenryl]

I need this with brothers conflict

[@hannahhen4576]

nothing gives me endorphins like a Laby video, like the editing is slayyyy ✨🍷💋✨

[@SearedHeadProductions]

8:04 DONT DO THAT AGAIN💀😭

[@LABYYY]

HELPKSQLNWASJK

[@nanny_uhh]

T-t-testing you...

[@rikuya3796]

thank u for keeping the fandom alive please make more contents

[@rosekim6130]

love the video❤ We need part two maybe to Ouran highschool host club or any other anime.

[@DefentlyD]

First of all, thank you very much for posting i didn't laugh like this in such a long time. 😂❤ Second of all, to the one who said "i can fix them", girl even Gorilla glue can't fix that family 🙄

[@nanny_uhh]

Even Yui couldn't and just choosed to become like them 😂😂

[@DefentlyD]

@@nanny_uhh True 🤣

[@lemonem_]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS LABYYYY 🗣️‼️🩷

[@prospectivechemist]

I loved this! Though I realize I misunderstood the assignment when I uploaded my submission lol

[@Nightbat1321]

Same 😂 but I still had fun

[@Mileythatisall]

Omg i’m on here 😂 that futo comment about ayato was mine

[@LABYYY]

AYYYEE THANK U FOR YOUT RESPONSES😎😎

[@beidougi6787]

laito fell harder than cordelia 💃

[@annritsu]

this list absolutely ate

[@meloncholywitch9979]

Now do the Mukami brothers >:]

[@sftkae]

LABY POST WE CHEER

[@-megaera9628]

1:53 i love the use of Superscar by Adéla here

[@Meltdownie]

i love that we’re now old enough to actually talk about this media, waited 10 years for this

[@kitkatpapple2768]

This was so much fun to participate in! I had a lot of fun writing out my responses, and I sincerely hope to see a future Mukami ranking later on. Great video Laby! Happy 2025!

[@therealreisakuma179]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO LABY THIS SI MAAZING

[@moonbug7252]

MERRY CHRISTMAS LABY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR!!!

[@khorrijones]

Laby please do more talking videos like this 😭💀 I've never laughed more also Bring Minty back!!

[@Yoomie-Tomie]

i love you sm, this is great!

[@kyrinnina]

Holy, seeing this as a Otome/Audio drama ex-fan is so funny, 'cuz they all are the lowest of low fr. (Thank you for putting Kanato on F tier. The only good thing about him is his VA and (spoiler first game) one of his endings where Yui kills almost everyone)

[@nanny_uhh]

tbh that second good point was Yui's idea, so she takes the credit

[@zuri_aoba]

3:01 ngl, i do.. question my 13 years old self finding him cute and seeing it now.. HE WOULD ACTUALLY KILL ME 😭 ( we fell for their look but somehow have mix feeling towards them )

[@albacodina3707]

the way i had to take breaks in between the comments cause i was peeing myself. This is one of ur best videos, pls make more with the others and dare i say: Brothers Conflict

[@espresso5990]

LETS GOO!! YESS! (I requested this let’s goo!)

[@c-yacchan]

5:03 ciel mentioned‼️

[@nanny_uhh]

Laby I'm genuinely in love with your jokes and editing. Please become a comedian if everything goes wrong 😊❤

[@Wonycious]

No way laby posted miracles really do happen

[@michi_here]

Comparing that weirdo of a childlike person Kanato to Honey Senpai is diabolical (pun INTENDED.)

[@KaztheSta55ed]

YEESSSSS LABY BACK❤

[@BSD_Daten-Shi]

Laby I assure you weren't biassed because boy the way I'd drop Reiji to F (I hate him so much, I can't handle hypocrates at all :D ) Nonetheless, I believe Shu was in the perfect place (when my men doesn't speaks is the best why of all 😌) Have a happy yew year everyone!!!

[@Lydia-em3yd]

The editing is genius

[@seraphdia]

Nah cuz now we need a mukami version next this is tew funny

[@su7885]

7:19 Out of nowhere, In tumblr, I remembered that I had seen an image of Laito with a lesbian flag in the background

[@LABYYY]

NO WAY LMAOOO

[@nanny_uhh]

Me too...

[@ayahsiconic]

my friend loved this 😱😱💯💯top tier!! couldn't disagree fr 🤗🤗

[@Celestia_Chr]

GORL WE NEED YOUR OPINION ON THE TSUKINAMIS AND MUKAMIS 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[@springsnapped5435]

YAAASSSS

[@crescent_asuna]

8:12 YO AINT NO WAY YOU THREW THAT AOA REFERENCE IN THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. AOA is my favorite group and Like a Cat was my first AOA song. 🥺

[@turiniti]

you inspire me to do my own ranking omg I’m crying and im not even finished w the ranking yet BAJSVQJSBJA

[@weissrose7165]

Even though, All of the Sakamaki’s are vampires, Kanato looks like a twelve or thirteen your old kid instead of fifteen or sixteen, I know boys can be short when they are in there teens and sometimes people mistake them for being twelve.

[@nanny_uhh]

Yeah, that's why most of us liked him when we saw the anime with 12 😂😂

[@LABYYY]

people clearly forget this like he looks soooo young

[@Ulkar-yw3gg]

**takes long dragg of cigar** sakamakis? Haven't heard that name in years

[@whitelotus3398]

8:50 girll nooo he just says DO IT IN YOUR ROOM we dont have to see you doing this such an asshol

[@nanny_uhh]

He was just trying to not have the couch dirty 😢 LMAO

[@Winxy_core]

Thank u for existing i love ur videos ♡

[@teenishachandrakar3608]

"fedora-wearers should burn" I would have agreed if I didn't know Chuuya T^T Subaru stood out to me because he seemed like one of the only ones actually thinking about Yui as a person rather than just blood bag, even if it didn't last for long. Reiji is also extremely attractive, but I'm not into pain so :/ I really thought he would be my fav because I don't like taking the lead in a relationship, but clearly that didn't work out. I was always curious about Shu, so I also liked whenever he made an appearance. The rest of the triplets though? ESPECIALLY Kanato?? Keep him away from me before I tell Sylus and Zayne everything :)

[@nanny_uhh]

Tbh his hat makes his hair stand out, so it isn't THAT bad.

[@everythingz888]

Bro Kanato in F tier made me shed a tear he’s literally my fav 😔 but also I get it even I hate him sometimes like if he was real I’d run away and also be annoyed as hell because of him. The coffee scene pisses me off everytime

[@alymay6849]

LABY I will wait for a new Sylus edit after the new thirst trap ALSO LOVED THIS