Ladies' Billards - Saturday Night Live

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[@yellowblanka6058]

Will Forte's vacuous expression in these is priceless. Epitome of the expression "The lights are on, but nobody's home"

[@KimberlyBishh]

Well said! I kept thinking the car is running but no one's behind the wheel lolol

[@arthurwg4898]

What

[@mannymistakesin8353]

Stellar vocabulary, just a plethora of sat words. I bet you a smart mfr

[@ginarichards6307]

That expression is how I feel every hour of every day.😂

[@doggonepointgooddogbacking3248]

I think Forte deserves an Emmy for being able to keep that stupid smile going.

[@VazzVegas]

And never breaking over all the vagina product jokes.

[@christineferreira2181]

He and Jason had such great chemistry

[@slimtimm1]

Even with the lisp he is incredible! Don’t let a speech impediment stop ya!!!

[@BrianBattles]

I thought his name was Greg Stink

[@truthhurts3524]

Got my vote

[@FoxRivers778]

"Helping you relax when Mother Nature attacks your slacks" That has to be the funniest one yet.

[@adjustableWench]

the knick knacks paddywacks stop ur flow with tampax one just about killed me - DED

[@mr007ocean]

Can’t just watch one of these espn classic 😂😂😂😂

[@huldahh444]

You never can 😂😂😭😭

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Too good

[@ncpyro892]

Gotta watch all of them would love for a cameo in the future

[@ErikPehrsson]

I need ALL OF THEM!

[@DekkarJr]

When your uterine lining looks the elevator from *The Shining* Stay Free Maxipads! :D

[@andloveisallyouneed]

"Knick knack, paddy whack Stop your flow with Tampax. Tampaaax..." 😅

[@PoweredByEnvy]

I love how joyously oblivious Greg is.

[@davidwilliams7406]

Poor guy doesn't have a clue!

[@vanillathrilla2677]

I wish to be like that

[@DekkarJr]

That's why I drink and do drugs, to become like that one day.

[@no-reply6528]

Love these! And love that Kristen's characters always have a city for a last name :)

[@johnnycto7576]

except for curling

[@ethanweeter2732]

I love Sudiekis, he is such a good comedian at the straight comedian bit.

[@ztoob8898]

Kristin approaches every sport with seething rage, and it works!

[@areyoufriendly]

“Is that a fair statement Greg?” “anohhh” 2:02 I had to watch that 3x 😅

[@se7ensavage707]

One of the great skits of SNL...Man, I miss Sudeikis and Forte

[@elenaderoet4926]

Seriously, my mother had that vest in 1991.🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bobaector23]

Tampax, helpin' you relax when mother nature attacks your slacks...Tampaaax.

[@JoeBallard1979]

I wonder if Muldary messed with lines on this 1

[@mprattyh3]

@@JoeBallard1979 Mulaney could do that to Hader during his Stefon skits because he wrote them but he didn't write these ESPN Classic bits, Forte and Sudeikis did

[@alanmoskowitz5779]

3:18

[@ethanweeter2732]

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[@drobson8004]

Brilliant

[@petiepab123]

"Speakin of pulling some strings...Tampaaax."

[@ColonelBanana]

I’m binging all of these. Funny af.

[@sagan7585]

After recently watching 'The Last Man on Earth' series...had to come back watch these skits. Forte and Sudeikis are so good together.

[@kasperjoonatan6014]

In real life there are so many Pete - Greg friendships. I love that. Gregs of this world deserve it 🧡

[@davidcole2337]

Didn't realize how many of these skits they did.. All pretty funny.

[@chrispontello9949]

Speaking of pulling some strings, Tampax.

[@jasonpayne1240]

I want these two to follow me at work tomorrow and give commentary on everything I do 😂

[@ginarichards6307]

Will's expression = my default setting. Lmao. The bowling one almost had me blowing Mountain Dew out my nose I was laughing so hard. I haven't seen one of these in years. I had forgotten how freaking funny they were.😂

[@bostondevil7]

Will Forte is a hell of a comedic performer.

[@callmeshaggy5166]

I like how Billiards goes misspelled in the title for over 7 years

[@Cryoah]

I like how they are playing snooker at a billiards tournament

[@dabongrippa7093]

@@Cryoah what? No they’re not. That’s 9 ball billiards.

[@Cryoah]

@@dabongrippa7093 isn't billiards played without pockets? Or is this a version of billiards i just never heard of?

[@Apollo440]

More viewers can find it if it's spelled wrong.

[@ronnieguitar99]

ESPN Classics, The Californians, The Barry Gibb Talk Show, why haven't I watched SNL for all these years? Now I can binge watch on KZbin. This stuff is hilarious.

[@LtFrankDrebin100]

“Well they’re probably thinking how happy they are to be sponsoring this event. They got good signage in the room.” Greg Stink, best color man in the biz.

[@stevetady5332]

I've seen them all at least 20 times and they never disappoint. Deli mustard on a turd......

[@jamesgood9713]

They really need to bring these back lol

[@jacko717]

I wish I had hair like Greg Stink, luxurious and bountiful.

[@warped1589]

F

[@andrewjensen6305]

Gorgeous, truly.

[@michaelblanchette2787]

I'm jealous of his bountiful teeth

[@MrJohnnyshakes]

Speaking of pulling some strings Tampax!

[@grainisobtained1690]

Greg's just happy to be included, good for him

[@modemmack]

This would have been a great movie. I'd love to see these dudes after work. I wanna put some Stink on it!

[@heathersimmons531]

Just spent significant time binge watching everyone of these and don’t regret it. And feeling like I’m not using enough feminine products.

[@HeyReia]

I am happy I am not alone bingewatching this today haha

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

No such thing as too much.

[@erinl7376]

Me too, it’s gold.

[@cinovcovatana93]

i freakin love these sketches XDDD

[@peterkaltoft8032]

Love this duo 😄

[@lorddiosliving]

greg stink the best

[@dannyocean9129]

I went out and bought 5 boxes of Tampax after watching this. And im a single male.

[@BobPagani]

It's tempting but I won't kink shame.

[@colbornfarms4849]

So in other words your trans And not a man

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

😂😂😂

[@razorbee]

Tampaaaaaaax :D

[@MikePhoenix007]

"Ladies Billards"! Title! 🤣

[@XaviRonaldo0]

Those segueys into the product plug are just genius.

[@paulagwhyte1720]

"Plug" Lol!

[@ethanweeter2732]

My daddy pulled some strings.

[@paulagwhyte1720]

@@ethanweeter2732 LMFAO!!!

[@blakwidow7985]

When mother nature attacks your slacks....tampaaaxxxx, cracker dust just flew out my mouth I must remember no meals or snacks when watching one of these 🤣

[@tommyhill199]

I like “EPSN Classic: A good way to make money off your stupid friends!”

[@maxminghela2632]

At least we now got a backstory for Greg Stinks.

[@alexhale2696]

Speaking of stink........Tampaaaaax. 😅

[@Grimar87]

I want to watch more of this! :D

[@tatewinter8056]

do it then

[@no-reply6528]

At least we now got a backstory for Greg Stinks.

[@federicosor471]

3:52 the shot is impeccable given the positioning of the cue ball after the scratch

[@lisamelroy2855]

Yeah it was!!

[@ticky7817]

Just watched all of these and I cannot believe Jason didn't break AT ALL.

[@CthulhuWaitsDreaming]

Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink should make an appearance on a future Ted Lasso.

[@freespirit5719]

Tampaaaax … Never gets old!

[@williampriesterjr.5077]

The funny thing a nerd like me would notice is the last shot you see when Greta executes the spinaround move was actually legal, she hits the lowest numbered ball first somehow. I don't think they cared about the skit being accurate as evidenced by Greta not taking ball-in-hand after Nina scratched and the cue ball being moved to the far end of the table so Nina could take her first shot on camera.

[@djchey9328]

Why am I suddenly getting these video's recommend? 🤣🤣🤣

[@khakhashisam3761]

Never seen this one...lol!!! This would make an actually good commercial. Tampax is stuck in my head now.

[@ft6zzz]

They are supposed to go in the other end.

[@joojoojeejee6058]

I have a suspicion that the brands actually sponsor these sketches on SNL. And why wouldn't they, makes sense...

[@21centdregs]

"Billards", the parlor game we didn't know we needed.

[@jasongoodacre]

Take it to the Max with Tampax!!

[@jerryjanik480]

30 for 30 these guys need a 30 for 30 documentary a five-part series

[@titaniumdiveknife]

Yay mustard!

[@bestcoastsxmcp]

Brutally accurate for those who watched ESPN in the early days--except it was women's bowling. 😂

[@nickb442]

Some of Fortes best work in these 😆😆😆

[@fabienh3943]

The best ever written at SNL. The whole row

[@General_Nothing]

The title of this video has been misspelled for 8 years.

[@titaniumdiveknife]

I don't really know.

[@fritzadonisperez4550]

I like how Forte's character knows nothing about the game and Wiig as the superior athlete.

[@sboshy4769]

When mother nature attacks your slacks

[@How_Lay]

Laughed so hard from 3:05-3:30

[@aliassmithandjones9453]

Greg has an answer for every question except the topic at hand

[@nperk1]

My favorite

[@cuervonegro1983]

I can't understand how this sketches doesn't have more views, they are hilarious.

[@rickeyc5920]

cuervonegro9 there blocked in the US

[@waterlad4307]

@@rickeyc5920 Maybe they were but coming from someone on the US. They aren't anymore.

[@jonsingle1614]

Fun fact : Pete Twinkle went on to coach a soccer team in England

[@adamkane4217]

Nina Wilkes Booth is an incredible name.

[@pantomine.]

Tampax, when you don't have Xanax, and you eat too much snacks.... Tampaaaaaaaaaax.

[@PlayZenPool]

3:34 Its Mike B whenever hes playing a set for over $50

[@aprilwilliams4743]

Tampax to the Max 😮😮😮

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

The only bad thing about these series is they will eventualy end

[@csnide6702]

Helping you relax when nature attacks your slacks ..... Tampax !

[@sahej6939]

Drew and Kristin need to reboot this😆...Knick knacks paddiwhacks gotta get some tampax!

[@Tom-the-Necromancer]

Tamp it to the max 🤣🤣

[@normbograham]

speaking of pulling some strings...tampax.

[@IsiahTomas]

4:11, Or how to get ahead in EA Games. I'm not joking.

[@onelovemon1784]

Oh who knows. Could do a whole 30 minutes as these guys

[@jonahswitzer31]

How they dont break is amazing

[@michaelblanchette2787]

Mr Stink has a beautiful soul

[@WhydoIneedafuckinghandle]

3:42

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

Every joke was a teaser for the last line

[@bonniebickett4520]

Knicks knacks paddywacks stop ya flow with Tampax....just spewed my drink! Then his next ad for Tampax,,,,,,I can't breath lmfao

[@Barsavius]

Wilkes-booth?!! 😂

[@HitSid]

😂😂😂😂

[@vanillathrilla2677]

My goal is to wake up and be like Greg.

[@nevillejudecharles3357]

A Tampax to the max. lol

[@justayoutuber1906]

That is POOL. Billiards is played without pockets on the table!!

[@christophercollins3632]

Stink knows squat about sports, but can describe the equipment, symptoms treated, and application of every feminine product advertised.

[@brennap3310]

it's been 2,718 days and the typo still stands strong... secret agent billards ftw

[@Reef_Deef]

Funny that they're actually not playing Billiards but Pool instead

[@stefanhoimes]

Wilkes Booth 😂

[@tomitstube]

ah yes, the dynamic duo of twinkle and stink. taaaaaampax...

[@williamburdon6993]

At least one of these guys must be a pool player. They hit it right on the nose.!

[@Legendarynfoknights]

BRUH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonyhill1264]

Tampax....When the Bloods ah flowing, we come a knockin....Tampax!!

[@bigsassyster]

They did not just call it the Tampax To the Max....bhahahahah

[@zeigbert1743]

If Greg Stink knew any less he could run for office.

[@Martman321]

they misspelled "billiards" in the title of the video

[@millypoo7713]

Greg Stink got his job because Dad works for ESPN. Exactly how Joe Buck & Thom Brennaman got their jobs. 😆 Ex job that is... for Thom

[@urbanstarship]

Wait a minute. That’s not billiards!