Landlord

[@isa45783]

"I'm in SO MUCH metaphorical PAIN"

[@blubird6346]

+Isabella Thomas DAMMIT beat me too it...

[@ajaxbird2348]

I think I'm going to use this when I don't want to do something.

[@uttertrash6529]

I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT

[@wormdeath]

You made me realize that needs to be a shirt.

[@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562]

Isabella Thomas Then Matts like “should I call a doctor”

[@archieduffin4746]

If you look REALLY closely, you can see that Matt Lobster isn't actually a lobster

[@summerwitika346]

WHA-? ARE YOU SERIOUS?????

[@gracelm623]

You mean Matt the Twat?

[@dieterik203]

pics or it didn't happen

[@blckbrbie4568]

plot twist

[@beans2036]

Archie Duffin look veeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyy carefully

[@melissadavis9990]

"I'm in so much metaphorical pain" Me trying to skive school

[@emilyjade6744]

I just love how everyone is use to the Matt on EddsWorld, but the Matt on his channel is just aggressive and cusses, I love it, I really do.

[@ixla3031]

Emily Jade me too

[@epilogve]

I know right, mate

[@norski7500]

Right? I adore it!

[@gray.2411]

IKR me too XD

[@liviciabattery]

Yeah

[@beeziess]

his phone screen was of jack howard hahahaha

[@alexishanley9378]

o i thought it was tord my god

[@thijsbakker9799]

@@tomosheax His phone at 4:00

[@doddleoddle]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA this is insane :'D

[@fiveinseattle]

Yes

[@user_1836]

Yes

[@_Bokuh_]

Yes

[@bazookasniper5167]

Yes

[@cofkavos]

Matt is really attractive tbh.

[@cherrychiro5153]

yes he is but...i prefer Tom tho i guess Matt would be my second favorite

[@TheEpicPlace]

Konatada コナタダ Same.

[@cofkavos]

Nah, Tom's attractive but I prefer the mysterious type. Matt has a mysterious complexion.

[@WetRatGaming]

i want matt to raw me

[@ratman7795]

yes

[@abbsterjonesy]

omg the part with the warm water is hilarious xD

[@owenirl4151]

The tree that holds Jimin 's small pepper why does it taseclike sh** XD

[@nneongaming510]

The tree that holds Jimin 's small pepper Ok I Know Not Many People Will Read This But I Just Want To Say I'm A Small KZbinr Who Would Like Some Support So If You Could Drop A Sub I'll Sub Back Thanks!

[@comriestar]

Matt Lobster sounds like a weird colour of nail polish

[@ElectroHeartExplosion]

It does aswell

[@lactoseintolerantaxel]

Its a lovely shade of ginger.

[@SunshineriptideeAJ]

Very lovely indeed.

[@ofunnemordi]

Matte Lobster

[@pocketlintpey]

comriestar Or lipstick.

[@justbean77]

"Coffee, milk, two sugars now!" "We're out of milk" "I'll have it black!" "We're out of sugar" "Fine no sugar" "We're out of coffee!" "Ffs, I'll have a glass of water then!" "Hot or cold tap?" "Cold tap, obviously!" *talks* "Cold tap's broken, enjoy your warm water." *talks and drinks* "W-What is this??" "It's water" "Why does it taste like shit?" "Probably because the glass is dirty" "Why would you give me a dirty glass?!?!" "Hmmmmm you didn't specify" (My favourite part so I really had to)

[@owenirl4151]

Just Amanda like srrsly XDDDDD

[@SpeedySecrets215]

Just Amanda

[@jkrogsgaard8739]

100 likes

[@willtattersall1940]

Just Amanda The first "talks" is "coming right up"

[@whatdyousay1566]

i told my friends that and they laughed.... the only thing they laughed at something i said

[@tubbstubbs.5311]

Lubricate door handles with jam.

[@ElDoesStuff1801]

At first I honestly thought it was blood.

[@marmitehasfeelings]

You lubricate door handles with jam

[@Apostate_ofmind]

damn, look at the geometry on that chin. Glorious

[@m33zerella]

Event Hʘriךּon - I mean It's Matt Having a glorious chin fits him.

[@goodnewsgeek42]

It's quite formidable

[@FrizzBeeMans]

He had Intellegence on a kitchen shelf thats why

[@rhen0622]

Nah its actually his *_"Formidable chin"_* 😏

[@rhen0622]

@@FrizzBeeMans as yes, *had*

[@lactoseintolerantaxel]

jesus fuck no wonder the cartoon version of matt loves himself so much

[@rileyovertherainebow]

I'm sorry Matt, but they can't tolerate your existence.

[@mossybandit]

I'm probably the only person who can tolerate his existence

[@ixla3031]

B o x x i no I can too

[@goodnewsgeek42]

Oh no, his worst fear!

[@troublejoyful]

Eddsworld reference?

[@Peepeepants4747]

Tolerating intolerance is the one thing I won't tolerate

[@ksneksj72828]

the attention paid to details in your sketches always make them so much better! actually laughed at this ;D

[@NunnieDoesMinecraft]

I wonder how long it took for them to get that high five scene right.

[@michaelisacuteboi8815]

why do I like it when Matt swears XD

[@GenevaBeGood]

Idk maybe cuz I do too😏😅😅

[@dryout2876]

1:11 he's wearing trainers. Best landlord ever

[@ClownOxy]

Tbh, I never heard Matt say fuck, when Matt said fuck I was shocked.

[@GayLordMatthew]

me too i accidentally banged my head on the wall when he said it lol

[@draicuc8175]

2:04 "WhY iS iT tAsTeS like ShIEt-?!" 😂😂😂😂 omgg

[@AlbertsEline]

Omg I'm reading the comments again and why was no one talking about how "always" sounded so much like Snape, I died. #sorrypotterheadhere

[@theadvertiserfriendlyrobot3765]

* #SorryPotHeadHere

[@KimJongMothra]

tbh i'd skip out on my pay more often if my landlord looked like that

[@georgerogers6348]

Love that sneaky photo of Jack Hizzle at the end there

[@laurenmikayla7796]

somehow i think this is how dan and phil treat their landlord...

[@ixla3031]

panicatthecatwhiskers thank you for the mental image of Dan and Phil throwing shoes at random people walking by and the one guy that always uses the drill when they record

[@RamenLlama]

The shoe at the end, I'm dead.

[@TRASH_CAN96]

Matt is the perfect landlord for this.

[@lucymoon]

I just watched Hayden getting hit by a shoe about five times. I am still laughing. This video is also really good. The editing time paid off. (:

[@charliedvb]

Is this why Matt loves his face cause damn son

[@poundlandvodka]

4:02 LOOK AT JACK HOWARD

[@defvii]

4:04.. is that jack Howard...

[@madrose117]

Yep

[@semouuu]

He looks like tord

[@pooplooser6497]

Holy crap, good eye

[@polybent9748]

Probably one of the only times I've seen Matt so angry other than some scenes from Eddsworld.

[@kasvsq]

Yeah I'm not used to it so my heart started to beat faster when he was getting mad lol That shows he's got good acting skills :D

[@ieatsoap2900]

is it bad that i never heard matt swear because i always thought he was too precious for swearing?,,,

[@biothehaz4rd]

he’s 31

[@skittles9480]

@@biothehaz4rd 33 :0

[@jaissy_1096]

@@skittles948034

[@evan]

STARRING NOT STARING But hey! This was a great sketch! Good to see Hayden getting thwapped with a shoe.

[@goodnewsgeek42]

This is literally my favorite video of Sammy's, of ALL time. 💕💖💕💖💕💖

[@noxkitten]

Love the Scott Pilgrim shirt, I am envious

[@yeshe7622]

Err I think it's a smashing pumpkins tshirt but I could be wrong.

[@noxkitten]

+Dharma Bum yes it is, Scott just wears the same shirt in the film Scott Pilgrim vs the World. I'm pretty sure Sammy and Tim are fans of the film, hence why I referenced it as a Scott Pilgrim shirt lol c:

[@cherrywallis]

LOL @ Jamies face at the end.

[@RegularlyHarry]

Never have I wanted a sequel to a KZbin sketch so badly...

[@lukediggle1723]

"We're out of milk" " We're out of sugar" "We're out of coffee" "Cold tap was broken enjoy your warm water"

[@whatdyousay1566]

everytime i rewatch this i find something new to fangirl about

[@meekarii26]

This is the first time i heard matt swearing f@#% and sh*t. ·_·

[@monsterchomp548]

Saaame

[@m33zerella]

Same, it's pretty funny XD

[@lmawhatsupp1104]

Toapple Aria he also said B*tches

[@iicathixoxo8797]

Aren’t we all used to Matt being an adorable little cinnamon bun in Eddsworld, but on his own channel, he cusses and he’s aggressive?

[@Ms.Anonymous]

1:04 how is Matt so attractive in a suit and all star shoes 😍

[@lindie_page]

"Oh the metaphorical pain!" I died

[@cosmic_bobatea]

"I hate you. You threw away my milk!" "The milk was expired!" "YOU'RE EXPIRED!"

[@eddsworldfan8820]

HOW DARE YOU

[@bansribb]

Usually you make hilarious videos that are a minute or so long, but this one sustains the humour and high quality. Amazing amazing job :)

[@wakeupthefish7043]

Matt looks fuckin amazing in a suit

[@KristinDotCom]

Fantastic. Even the credits were brilliantly done.

[@indiefyme]

Am I the only one who loves the way Matt says "jam" at 2:44?

[@bonnielennox4912]

"You lubricate the door handles with jam" I LAUGHED OUT LOUD

[@DashieCoos]

That was the best thing I found in my recommend

[@afranticlullaby]

Eh let's see: awesome acting, nicely cut, amazing script... and no one died this time! I think we can say this video was a succes.

[@gwhizzbro2820]

I love jacks goofy picture on the phone at he end😂😂

[@dorism5779]

From now on, this is how I will deal with all future adult business. Inspirational.

[@emilychang2984]

I love that everyone in the comments is just agreeing that Matt is right to love himself because he is gorgeous

[@shan7358]

still iconic to this day

[@katel-6877]

This is actually golden holy shit

[@FrizzBeeMans]

1:28 I swear this is the first time i heard Matt says the f word

[@BlackieBloo]

This was absolutely brilliant.

[@Superdarkcloud666]

Is this the same Matt from Eddsworld?

[@gotanygrapes6886]

Superdarkcloud666 yup

[@bbqsauceonmytitties159]

Temna Senka yes how can you not tell?? Square chin, ginger hair?

[@grovertigo]

this video has single-handedly raised my opinion of the talent of youtubers in general. thank you.

[@vespersg00dbye]

Well, this is officially my new favorite video ever.

[@newbooksmell4163]

Why is John Howard's face on Tim's Phone???!!!

[@jordanfunke]

I have decided that this is honestly my favourite video on KZbin.

[@ajaxbird2348]

Not sure if I should be offended by the ginger joke or not... I'm just going to say it's funny.

[@tvenningmedia4334]

Even if you were offended; so what?

[@AlinaTheGoblin]

Lovely, lovely. I always get this happy thrill when I see a Sammy video pop up in my Subscriptions.

[@The_New_Number2]

I love how Jack is on your phone, one more way for him to show up in every video :D

[@iLeaveYouWithHugs]

For some reason, I didn't mention how much I loved the beginning bit! (Particularly the first 40 seconds) *hug*

[@benmulligan3617]

Who else found Tim's water bit hilarious? 😂

[@ixla3031]

Ben Mulligan me

[@alexiskuhn1283]

Matt: * shows up in a suit... and converse *

[@simplyplayz_]

Ah, yes, a skit where Matt is not dumb, selfish, and sarcastic.

[@DashieCoos]

Did you just call matt, dumb, selfish, and sarcastic ? Oh hoho you are in a big trouble buddy, you are in a big trouble.

[@santosbecks]

10 new recommendations in that lot :D Goodbye productive weekend! Seriously though, as many greats as there are, keep doing what you're doing!

[@jordanfunke]

Brilliant job, guys! So many quotes I'll be using from now on :)

[@belladelaney7288]

I LOVE YOUR SCOTT PILGRIM SHIRT, SAMMY!

[@jaysonwoodson7909]

My favorite actor in this video obviously MMMAAATTT HHHAARRGGRREEAAVVEESS 😂

[@HahnJames]

Another outstanding video! I love how your landlord dresses in a suit but wears Converse All Stars. But, he didn't remove them when he came into your house. Gasp! Disrespectful! And then there's poor Tim writhing in metaphorical pain which is some of the worst kind of pain to be in. Your video filled me with metaphorical laughter. Actually, my laughter was quite real. In G.B., Matt and twat would rhyme. In the U.S. they would not. Funny how things work out sometimes. Awesome video!

[@Sp1cy.Spadez_]

To be honest I thought Matt would at least have said thank you when they complimented Matt’s hair

[@matilda5753]

why would he say thank you he's a twat

[@brynn05]

Jack is his screen saver 😂😂😂

[@hime1529]

I just realized Matt swears in this

[@Littlehickish]

1:52 8 years later and i’ve only just noticed Tim’s ridiculously long trousers

[@sarahzagone7134]

I miss you guys so much.

[@bobbyducksproductions9914]

SAMS SCOTT PILGRIM SHIRT!

[@Georaga]

Was brilliant! I knew from the script that it'd be good but it was REALLY good!!! Bravo!!!

[@autumn9365]

"I really fail to see how I'm the twat in this situation." "You're ginger."

[@0Kimchi0]

Love you guys man. So much love. Stay real.

[@nehanudawatte5173]

4:17 Wow! They even got someone to stare at them!

[@jordanfunke]

Oh man, I like this more and more every time I watch it. Absolutely hilarious!

[@charlottehhbays]

when you have matt and tim in your video and a picture of jack howard you can never fail

[@pocketakika]

So much love for you guys and your film making, so hilarious. I love the ending to.

[@Rr-ji4vj]

In the half of the video, i noticed this is the same matt in eddsworld.

[@ThisisTixtureandco]

That totaly made my day! :)

[@ndrnos2526]

Aaah one of my favorites !

[@shr00mu]

Guy: i like what youve done to ur hair Me: he read my mind-

[@mtalib622]

Very amusing. I loved Matt's quick-drying tie - water-stained at 2:13 but dry at 2:18.

[@trishkbg1171]

2:05 my cinnamon roll where did u here that word????

[@CARSONSCANNELL1985]

Very good video, original idea, and I can see a higher quality on the videos, I really like this... way to go team!!!

[@rileyovertherainebow]

I showed my friend this who had never seen Matt in real life (only in Eddsworld) and she was like "WOAH HOLY SHIT HE IS HAWT NO WONDER HE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR ALL THE TIME" 😂

[@IfItWasAlice]

Scott Pilgrim shirt...Scott and Wallace have to charm their landlord Peter... SO MANY PARALLELS

[@dragonofberk6865]

2 weeks later Matt realized what they we're doing and kicked them out they didn't want to and they said they wouldn't leave so Matt had the police arrest them.....The End

[@morganpaige]

Brilliance, Sammy. Loved it even more upon rewatching it. : )