Coffee

Haha tropes haha
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A normal ordinary video - • A Normal Patreon Video
Written, Directed, Starring & Edited by - Sammy Paul
/ sammy
Co-Directed - Tim H
/ timh
Starring - Thomas Ridgewell
/ tom
Starring - Hazel Hayes
/ hazel
Starring - Paul Neafcy
/ neafcy
Starring - Tom Webster
/ therhexperience
Starring - Lucy Moon
/ meowitslucy
Starring - Evan Edinger
/ evan
Starring - Dodie Clark
/ doddleoddle
Starring - Hannah Witton
/ hannahwitton
Starring - Rebecca Need-Menear
/ beccarr11
Executive Producer - Hiran Patel
/ heroc32p
Produced by - Krystal Smith
/ ohkrystalmighty
Assistant Camera and Boom - Adam Rogers
/ officialadamrogers
Secondary Boom - Matt Amys
/ mattamys
Sound Design - Dan Pugsley
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VFX - Michael Dean
/ filmmakermichael
Additional VFX - Elliot Gough
/ elliotexplicit
Also Starring:
Jamie Christopherson - / jamiesface
Cambria Bailey Jones - / cambriabailey
Silvija Vil - / 2svj7
Chloë Dungate - / scarfdemon
Issy Rawbone - / crazyissydude
Michael Dean - / filmmakermichael
Tim H - / timh
Caspian Cunningham - / caspian_c
Claire Jarvis - / gnomeoneshome
Ashley Woods - / super_ashley1
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Special Thanks:
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Michael Markman - / mickeleh
Toby Hautekiet
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Thanks for watching!

[@doddleoddle]

when's this novel coming out

[@TheEplestugas]

Oh, God why? XD

[@DaleksRuinedMyDay]

+ICOEPRproductions Law and Order *thunk thunk*

[@gfran7112]

doddleoddle when am I coming out ahahaha ha. ... ha

[@BingusPT]

Good news, he finished re-drafting the novel!

[@Moonect]

I see you EVERYWHERE

[@sjeskey8361]

Becky? Becca! Fuck! Best part

[@karstenbelt7819]

Sjeskey true

[@ryutheslayer123]

I was not expecting Anavae to be in this

[@Tschimfy]

lemme smash

[@TimH]

love how this turned out!

[@zlee001]

Would be hotter if you play the girl as a real man in a dress. making people question their sexuality even more.

[@7tales79]

Ey Edd! Wait... who are you?

[@ethanmcfadden4430]

love you tim! You do some great work.

[@AliJardz]

"Sketch law" This is my favorite sketch I've seen in over a year. Great fucking job.

[@evan]

Why did I know it'd be Neafcy

[@leecairnduff8021]

Hey

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Evan edinger hi love your stuff

[@Iloveyusomuch]

the "oh god why" in the end killed me !

[@minniegeorge5839]

same😂😂😂

[@DanLayton]

"Caffeinated coffee"?!?!?! I enjoyed the blow up mattress.

[@jonnypayne598]

It's recaff decaff!😁

[@knightlypleasures3123]

Blow up man-in-dress

[@WillMcDaniel]

This was brilliant!

[@insertclevernamehere6566]

Hello

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Hi will love your videos

[@lucymoon]

sssssuperb

[@kirstenhenderson2752]

Great

[@zlee001]

Hhhgurdffpleaseuvvvmbaby.

[@RustyClantonOfficial]

This was legitimately the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Everyone was brilliant. brb watching again.

[@hopelessjade7224]

The ending really went out with a bang

[@crazyasianninja218]

Puns... The bane of everyone's existence... aannd my back's broke again...

[@josiahklein70]

Sammy Paul Don't blow it out of proportions, Sammy boy. ; )

[@toberkhalid7133]

WHEN WILL HE BE BACK

[@toberkhalid7133]

WHEN WILL THE KING RETURN

[@arlo4639]

the first 40 seconds is actual real life candid footage of sammy trying to get with hazel

[@chilliard120]

EVAN! DODIE! TOMSKA! FUNNY SKETCH! NICE WORK!

[@100blueeyedboy]

and Hannah Witton

[@komodobadger3687]

+A Pet Named Steve WHY ARE YOU NOT SHOUTING

[@Emily-ro9co]

Chilliard2000 and Lucy moon!

[@wormisapunkrocker]

Chilliard2000 Can you speak up please I can't hear

[@chilliard120]

Phanic! At the twenty one MCR fallout disco Fangirl Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, you know

[@nicetsukki]

"first of all that's very cisnormative" I chOKED

[@user-tw6jy5gs8r]

+ICOEPRproductions air

[@rdococ]

Yes, very funny.

[@danappeared4809]

"Yeah, it's code for 'there's a man -in a dress- in our living room"

[@adrianaraww637]

this was rlly good

[@darienn4]

i agree

[@melaniemurphyofficial]

I've watched this twice! So obviously it is excellent.

[@ChrisToothless]

Why is no one talking about how hazel is continuing to talk about her job while Sammi and Tom are in the kitchen?? Who’s she talking to??

[@nickjones9867]

The blowup mattress?

[@Sir-Blaze]

the blow up mattress

[@Zellstice_]

This was bloody brilliant!

[@Zellstice_]

Haha yes it's my real name!

[@Zellstice_]

Hahaha, every British person I know says that! It's not a thing in Australia, you guys are weird :P

[@aoikatsukinikiforov]

damn 😂 bacon

[@josh-gt9fm]

Bree Bacon

[@cloudninja8748]

Bree Bacon I'm allergic to bacon

[@NotThatHarrison]

Sammy turning the predictable sketch on its head, loved it!

[@WaistHighView]

This was BRILLIANT! I did not expect any of the twists, all of those different elements worked together really well, and I just found it all really funny.

[@ICOEPR]

Thanks buddy :)

[@hedydd_ioan]

This is probably my favourite sketch on the internet

[@carissah8542]

"she looks nothing like a man" "first of all, that is very cisnormative-" mE

[@lilamybigworld]

me: what was that sammy: what was that

[@giovanni2101]

"Becky?" 'Becca!' "Fuck!"

[@JITCompilation]

I see Tomska and insta-click

[@thatguywholoveszard4012]

Juan Mendoza same

[@lynxadink9412]

i read that as "insta-chick"

[@97cheeselover]

"...Becky?" "Becca!!" Close enough, right?

[@lydiah6857]

Also, absolutely love Hazel Hayes!

[@MrDOOlevrai]

God, Tomska's "ffcmmrsd oh God why" was ammmazing!

[@neafcy]

I thought you'd shelved this for ever. It turned out lovely!

[@neonfiona]

i'm not sure what this was but i think i liked it

[@ICOEPR]

Fair.

[@poolieo25]

I'm not judging.

[@pommi15]

oh god, the julien smith reference. i love all of you

[@ICOEPR]

Yup yup yup

[@BrandoBaby-]

Ludwig Alwin is

[@katoyukimaru]

yassssssss

[@ThePrime227]

For French People, perhaps this scene reminds you the "J'ai jamais su dire Non" series, it reminds me a lot, but certainly have nothing in common with this short btw, it's a great job ^^

[@wavesofwoodenlegs6074]

The coffee joke is a lot funnier when you realize that it's a reference to a sketch done years ago. :D Also brilliant sketch!!

[@ViaReconEyyy]

What she was saying about her job was from a video by Julian Smith :) Intentional?

[@UberlyAwesomeDude]

I mean, it's either an obscure reference, or blatant plagiarism. So. Here's hoping.

[@ChristianBetzold]

UberlyAwesomeDude my exact thoughts. not really sure what to think.

[@alexanon8345]

That's what I thought it was

[@joefish818]

ViaRecon I noticed that too!!

[@sennacookie5043]

2:17 I love how, when he leaves, Hazel just keeps talking. To nobody

[@sennacookie5043]

2:21 I just like that Hazel/guy in a dress was continuing on about their job when they were alone

[@OfficialAdamRogers]

So in love with watching this, forgot quite a few parts of this video after filming it with all of you over a year ago so it was nice to still enjoy the end :D

[@ceeeal]

I just found this channel through dodie I'm in love

[@yarin.suissa]

I seriously don't understand why do you have such a little amount of subscribers. This is genuinely the funniest video I have seen in a while

[@ICOEPR]

My uploads are irregular as fuck.

[@AnaMaria-ei8ib]

Wait, I thought you had like a million subscribers?? why don't you have a million subscribers ?!!!

[@Zappygunshot]

Beeeeecause KZbin?

[@senza4591]

4 years later and he still doesn't. *_Heresy, I say_*

[@wishmops6602]

Whaaat, i am german and I died at "Guten Morgen!". Do english speaking people actually say that?

[@clairedunning4097]

Absolutely LOL

[@stubbz8726]

Usually "mornin;", *grunt* or {chin jut}

[@wishmops6602]

Eric Ferrier wow that sounds really lovely.

[@georgerogers6348]

Not really. I suppose if we wanted to we could.

[@stubbz8726]

If we were trying to be funny, or just being a pretentious cock.

[@tardistakeoff]

Really reminded me of BBC Threes "How not to live your life" But that's by no means a bad thing...like... ever..

[@radwolves]

Refreshingly good, humour bounced off every character so well and I loved the twists.

[@juliak5730]

love that hazel is literally saying the same lines as Julian Smith's "Reservation" video i laugh every time i hear it

[@elianna838]

"First impressions aren't really your forte" relatability 10/10

[@oliverholm3973]

"Am I ever" That one genuinely made me wince

[@Victoria-rp3to]

So many great youtubers in this

[@RealityBreaker6]

That fucking ending was fucking hilarious.

[@josiahklein70]

BWAAM! Hello. XD

[@obtainthisyeast9835]

the way it zooms in on his face when he says “i’m not one to judge” i’m in tears

[@Rose-bi2rg]

That ending was too funny!! Great sketch

[@Bigbub66]

it's always good to see you and Tom do a video.

[@LouFoulkes]

YES! This was fantastic, KZbin comedy at it's finest.

[@DarkRed]

Warning The following video contains people and coffee You have been warned

[@AliLightfoot]

Genuinely one of the best sketches on KZbin (and maybe in general) I've seen in a while. I wasn't sold at first and I could feel a heavy How Not To Live Your Life vibe, but at the point of Tom's arrival things took a turn for the glorious. Tom was outstanding, incidentally. Seminal performance.

[@ICOEPR]

Thanks Ali, now back to you in the studio.

[@meganro2978]

I got an advert for coffee before this lmao

[@deadlined825]

"Tom!" "Kitchen." "KITCHEN." "Okay."

[@jessicaspencertv]

Almost choked on my pizza at the Tom Websta bit. Love the meta-humour about sketch logic. Also love that you have similar grading on all of your sketches. Makes your work clearly yours. Great job, Sammy!

[@ICOEPR]

I often choke on pizza when I see Tom

[@plaguedvenice]

The "OH GOD WHY!" Proceeded by Tom scrubbing his tongue got me Like I'm in tears kind of laughter Thank you But it's also 4am so that probably added to it

[@ThatJayDeeGeezer]

Watched this so many times this week... gold!

[@unaimb]

1:24-1:28 the bug in the middle deserves an Oscar.

[@sennacookie5043]

2:18 I love how she's still talking about her job when she's alone in that room

[@barracuda0405]

Sammy is really accurate as the painfull awkward guy oh and I love Tom's part. The whole video was just so perfect!!

[@mitch.corrigan]

that ending was so good

[@ICOEPR]

*BWAAAAAM*

[@Klarpimier]

Wait, this girl is giving the same complaints as a girl in Julian Smith's video.

[@Yasserstain]

I was about to say the same thing

[@isidoravitorovic1043]

+Yasserstain Awesome videos! Pozdrav za Čarlija i Milana :)

[@nathansennett8155]

The script in this is superb!

[@egornaumov2465]

Oh my god that close up of Tom "I'm not one to judge"

[@ICOEPR]

MAKING JOKES IN EDITING

[@MarianM969M]

This was brilliant. The perfect balance between something really smart and completely ridiculous.

[@ICOEPR]

That should be my overly long tag line.

[@SadieMayB]

100% worth the wait, this channel is comedy gold

[@ICOEPR]

I'd give it silver, but that's very kind of you.

[@SadieMayB]

Like good quality silver with gold paint though

[@K0rudo]

Sammy :) Good to see a random video of yours in my sub box. They always pop out of no where and always succeed at making me laugh, so once again, thanks for the chuckles. ^.^

[@charliemarin1311]

its 2am and im laughing hysterically thx sammy

[@chlomosaurusrex]

I watched this drunk and had to come back just to check it was as strange as I remembered it.

[@ICOEPR]

Try it high.

[@ladypinkymoe7574]

LOL. WHAT. I AM BINGING OUT ON THESE VIDEOS. THEY ARE SO GREAT. I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TO WRITE 2000 WORDS ON INNOVATIVE LITERARY REPRESENTATIONS OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY BY MIDNIGHT. WHAT EVEN IS MIDNIGHT. WHO CARES. MORE VIDEOS PLS. GOOD JOB. WELL DONE. TALLY HO. EXCELLENT. BRAVO. CHEERIO. PIP PIP. HURRAY.

[@DrewSavo]

“So she’s not a...” “man in a dress? (Chuckle) No, i can guarantee that from the way she handled that vacuum.” “We haven’t got a vacuum.” “She has: it’s the one she’s smiling with.” 😉

[@Crumbs_Crumbs]

That ending was phenomenal. Top sketch

[@ICOEPR]

THANK YOU BRAD GRAY, NOW GO SAVE THE WORLD

[@mickeleh]

I’m hopeful that was a sketch and not a documentary.

[@theface0fkirsteh]

I kind of hope it is a documentary

[@ICOEPR]

Yep. Uh huh. Yarp.

[@KieranJB]

Been looking forward to this one for a long time, absolutely love how it turned out! The "5 worse impressions" had me in bits :')

[@KieranJB]

+ICOEPRproductions Too kind bud!

[@katel-6877]

This is bloody brilliant

[@MissChantelleJeremy]

OKAY, this was hilarious, I'm in tears!! GOOD JOB SAMMY, IM V HAPPY YOU'RE STARTING SKETCHES AGAIN AND THEY'RE JUST GREAT :))

[@trueaidooo]

I love my sketches with mini sketches in them

[@amilate3753]

“I’m not one to judge” Looks at camera 😂😂

[@GKForwhatisworth]

It's 3 am and I have to leave for the airport and this make me laugh so hard I actually feel awake! Thanks for the "coffee" :)

[@ICOEPR]

Hmm, interesting metaphor you've gone for there

[@MrGREATGAMERGUY]

I have watched this sketch more than ten times and never realised the man at the end was supposed to be Hazel.

[@adonaihenderson6657]

This is the the best set-up for a joke ever

[@thatguywholoveszard4012]

Came for tom Stayed for brilliant sketch Subbed

[@tokyworld]

what was that? the most epic punchline in the history of ever. solid sketch mate

[@Masqueey]

Just the five worse impressions deserve an oscar alone

[@Brack_86]

Did anyone else notice the similarity to Reservation (Julian Smith)? I half expected Hazel to say her friends all live in Chino.

[@TheTallWalnut]

The "I don't hate my job" rant was basically copy pasted from a video by Julian Smith called Reservation, apart from that, noice

[@citrussnacc]

For this channel I don't skip the ads, they deserve it :)

[@nb4795]

The money, or...?

[@QueenToKingOfSpades]

First time I've laughed out loud at a sketch in a long time. Bra-vo gentlemen. Bra-vo.

[@benthediceman1]

Great timing, great comedy

[@TsukuyaPlays]

he should've said you are by far the most jewtiful

[@elvenwizardgaming4449]

1:40 I could imagine Tom bursting in like “SAMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!”

[@morganpaige]

FINALLY. Worth the wait. Also thanks for the shout-out in the form of a german greeting.

[@walnutbread4991]

I relate to this way to much

[@neverlandtribe235]

This just got better and better by each second...

[@ICOEPR]

DAS COMEDY

[@eden]

oh my god i feel like you've been working on thus forEVER

[@ICOEPR]

It's more that I haven't touched in in forEVER

[@revan7455]

The best thing I’ve watched in a while

[@lovingblueboy7686]

this was so great

[@Lohaa]

I'm on my fourth time watching this now and I'm still laughing!! This is bloody brilliant ❤️

[@Lohaa]

Did I comment this twice XD? DONT STOP, WATCHING THIS VIDEO, SO I MAKE SAMMY A MILLIONAIRE (to be sang in the tune of don't stop believing)